Making Abe Hirschfeld Repeat his Joke

[@TheGottfriedArchiveProject]

Fans from the old channel might remember that this is the episode Jimmy Kimmel tweeted out when Gilbert passed away. Check it out: imgur.com/a/W4okPDu

[@pepperwestwood]

Oh wow pretty cool. One of my top 3 GG moments too

[@Delvirus84]

I remember having to stifle my laughter working in an office during this. I had tears running down my face. Happy to finally be able to laugh out loud to this classic segment

[@worstthereeverwillbe1223]

Literallly I remember I heard this as a replay on satellite radio. And it’s not an exaggeration when I say it’s the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life

[@marybetheby5184]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zwickzack]

I had to stifle mine again or else I was gonna pass out hahah

[@eymannassole6162]

Gilbert is a far more evil creature of the night than Dracula Gottfried ever was

[@CynicalDelightxXx]

I probably listened to this 20-50 times last year, and i guess its that time of the year to watch it 20-50 more.

[@alexeilindes7507]

Abe? First of all who was doing the interview?

[@peterhall5070]

Whenever I'm feeling blue or depressed I can listen to this Abe Hirschfeld segment and, as many of my fellow posters commented, the tears are running down my face and I'm doubled over from laughter. I heard this when it first aired and it never, I mean NEVER gets old. Many thanks for posting this.

[@alexeilindes7507]

Same

[@thejosephchrist]

Gilbert on during the Artie years was the pinnacle of the Stern show. It never got as good as this.

[@caliconnected_]

Never heard this one before 😂 ABSOLUTE COMEDY GOLD 😅

[@freshyoungbalkib]

R.I.P. Gilbert and Bah-bah-grah Voltahs!

[@alexeilindes7507]

😂❤

[@MrMatteNWk]

RIP Bobby Waters

[@eymannassole6162]

That was like a who's on first routine 😂

[@amnz3412]

Gilbert was a comedic diamond. I have heard this many times and always laugh. RIP Gilbert.

[@Oldmanlearnguitar]

I’m laughing so hard…I lost count on how many times they got him to tell the 10 yr boy joke…I’m thinking 7

[@binko969]

#1 absolute greatest Stern show guest of all time. Any real Stern fan (former or current) would agree. Anyone that knows what they’re talking about anyway. RIP funny man

[@CynicalDelightxXx]

1) Gilbert Gottfried 2) Richard Simmons 3)Mark Harris/ Elliot Offen/ Riley Martin/ Daniel Carver (They're all the same person)

[@spectradesigns91]

The rock version of the How’s Your News theme is everything

[@RaidersRock]

You know this 10 year old boy asks his mother "How old are you?" And she says"It's not polite to ask a lady her age." Next day he asks her "How much do you weigh?" And she says "It's not polite to ask." Next day he asks "Why are you divorced?" She says "You're too young you'll get older we'll discuss it." A few days later the boys are together and he said "Boys, I found my mother's driver's license and it gives me all the answers. It says that she's 35 years old, she weighs 120 pounds, and in sex she got an F."

[@quizmandan95]

This comments section is not working properly for some reason. You're going to have to write the joke again.

[@justinandsheba]

@@quizmandan95 You know this 10 year old boy asks his mother "How old are you?" And she says"It's not polite to ask a lady her age." Next day he asks her "How much do you weigh?" And she says "It's not polite to ask." Next day he asks "Why are you divorced?" She says "You're too young you'll get older we'll discuss it." A few days later the boys are together and he said "Boys, I found my mother's driver's license and it gives me all the answers. It says that she's 35 years old, she weighs 120 pounds, and in sex she got an F."

[@quizmandan95]

@@justinandsheba I don't know what's going on with this thing. I only got the first half of that. Can you tell the joke again?

[@justinandsheba]

@@quizmandan95 You know this 10 year old boy asks his mother "How old are you?" And she says"It's not polite to ask a lady her age." Next day he asks her "How much do you weigh?" And she says "It's not polite to ask." Next day he asks "Why are you divorced?" She says "You're too young you'll get older we'll discuss it." A few days later the boys are together and he said "Boys, I found my mother's driver's license and it gives me all the answers. It says that she's 35 years old, she weighs 120 pounds, and in sex she got an F."

[@mr_nobody_000]

I WANNA KNOW WHY WE CANT SEE THE JOKE IN THE COMMENTS YET?i, I'm sorry about this but youtube is trying out a new system so can you please write the joke in the comment section again so we see it.

[@UlyssesDriver]

I’ve been going through these videos for the past month while I work and today this is the only one I’ve watched because I cannot stop listening to them react to that 10 year old boy joke and BabaWalters interviewing Bobby Vinton story

[@Oldmanlearnguitar]

Gilbert was ridiculously funny miss him!!!

[@jeremyhutchings9541]

Nice of you to post this.. And keep this archive, I wasn't the biggest fan of Gilbert was definitely underrated.

[@musicalmagpie741]

Not heard this in Years - Thank You!

[@Oldmanlearnguitar]

It’s funny stern makes me laugh so much that i forgot about this episode and then I heard it on stern 101 and I had to pull over because I was crying from laughing and I couldn’t see the road…RIP Gilbert❤

[@heatherbernhardt4439]

Artie and Gilbert - yes!!

[@Crazy__Canuck]

The first time I heard this has to crack the top 10 for the hardest I've ever laughed. No question about it.

[@bighustle6848]

The best part is that I still never understand or fully hear the joke

[@bullcroxson5892]

Keep putting Gilbert on. I gotta watch everyone then again.

[@CanadianMusicandTV]

And she interviewed Clint Howard? 🤣

[@UlyssesDriver]

No she interviewed Bobby vinton

[@5milemacc737]

I'm dying

[@bullcroxson5892]

The first time I saw Gilbert Gottfried was on USA late night movies...up all night

[@alaskawashere7037]

Hysterical

[@UlyssesDriver]

Fucking horror music in the background hahahahahaha IM FUCKING PISSIN 🤣🤣

[@MCN168]

The laughter is killing me....🤣🤣🤣🤣. Gilbert is sinister😈😈😈

[@jmartinez6162]

I’ll be there all veek

[@montimcnulty4422]

Ultimate ball breaking

[@Tessou]

I didn’t quite get all of that joke, Abe.

[@eymannassole6162]

"a 10 yr old boy asks his mother..."

[@justinandsheba]

You know this 10 year old boy asks his mother "How old are you?" And she says"It's not polite to ask a lady her age." Next day he asks her "How much do you weigh?" And she says "It's not polite to ask." Next day he asks "Why are you divorced?" She says "You're too young you'll get older we'll discuss it." A few days later the boys are together and he said "Boys, I found my mother's driver's license and it gives me all the answers. It says that she's 35 years old, she weighs 120 pounds, and in sex she got an F."

[@UlyssesDriver]

@@justinandshebahow old was the mother?

[@jamesheiden696]

Listening on 07-29}Chicken Wings} Lasagna Day

[@quizmandan95]

12:37

[@alexeilindes7507]

Ty lovely ❤

[@HeyCambo]

Legend

[@hattorihanzo2275]

Gilbert was the straw that stirs the drink.

[@user-lf5qw6yp2x]

I didn't even hear it

[@justinandsheba]

You know this 10 year old boy asks his mother "How old are you?" And she says"It's not polite to ask a lady her age." Next day he asks her "How much do you weigh?" And she says "It's not polite to ask." Next day he asks "Why are you divorced?" She says "You're too young you'll get older we'll discuss it." A few days later the boys are together and he said "Boys, I found my mother's driver's license and it gives me all the answers. It says that she's 35 years old, she weighs 120 pounds, and in sex she got an F."

[@rach8120]

I missed the beginning, the middle, and the end. Can you say it again?

[@justinandsheba]

@@rach8120 You know this 10 year old boy asks his mother "How old are you?" And she says"It's not polite to ask a lady her age." Next day he asks her "How much do you weigh?" And she says "It's not polite to ask." Next day he asks "Why are you divorced?" She says "You're too young you'll get older we'll discuss it." A few days later the boys are together and he said "Boys, I found my mother's driver's license and it gives me all the answers. It says that she's 35 years old, she weighs 120 pounds, and in sex she got an F."

[@UlyssesDriver]

@@justinandshebayoutube is fucked up the now I didn’t get any of that can you post that comment again please?

[@alexeilindes7507]

Okay, so this time Abe? Okay so Abe we got the first part... but we need to record the entire thing again . Yes, can you start the story over about the ten year old boy, please?

[@leonardogalarza9731]

Stern dying 16:53 🤣

[@5milemacc737]

57:56 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sdfhhh3r]

one of the funniest things to grace radio ever lmfaoo gilbert is so dumb

[@UlyssesDriver]

How old was the ten year old boy again?

[@bobwoods1302]

Listening to Robin criticize people who actually have talent is so infuriating. I'm sure Gilbert was thinking, "ya well I don't have some rich sucker Who thinks the sun shines out of my butt paying me 15 million a year to laugh"

[@QazWsx-g9x]

I KZbind this.

[@iamptm]

34:00

[@MyNEKROSIS]

55:00 it begins 57:55😬😬😬

[@aidan_b5329]

49:00 Mr Rogers

[@ffvffv5709]

Do I believe Gilbert routinely was squirreling away food to eat later at parties ? Absolutely. Do I trust one word that ever came out of Chauncey’s mouth. Hell no.

[@-RandomBiz-]

@56:00 😂😂😂😂

[@jamesheiden696]

Listin' On 02-12...Dracula Released NYC-'31

[@Nay-kp6uu]

Is it ok to ask a woman her age?

[@rach8120]

It kinda grows on you, though. 😂😂😂

[@UlyssesDriver]

Back again this will never not be funny