Use These Photos to Stand Out On Dating Apps!

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Joel Haver

Joel Haver

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@ludoviajante
@ludoviajante Жыл бұрын
I showed this video to my girlfriend and now she is single and looking for these guys.
@Vegetassj3333
@Vegetassj3333 Жыл бұрын
Ludo é zika akajkajakaka
@Elemblue2
@Elemblue2 Жыл бұрын
You somehow attracted the weirdest commenters possible with this one liner.
@DoctorX17
@DoctorX17 Жыл бұрын
RIP in pieces
@ActionLounge
@ActionLounge Жыл бұрын
😄😁😆🤣😂🤣 funniest post ever.
@ThunderBlastvideo
@ThunderBlastvideo Жыл бұрын
Rip
@GMaster7
@GMaster7 Жыл бұрын
Love when you leave in an outtake. Love even more when the video basically devolves into only outtakes.
@daztora
@daztora Жыл бұрын
I love it so much lmao
@Wagon_Lord
@Wagon_Lord Жыл бұрын
ermmm technically it's not an outtake if it's left in.... Errmmm
@davidkeller6135
@davidkeller6135 Жыл бұрын
@@Wagon_Lordboo
@lukeroo
@lukeroo Жыл бұрын
You're the only creator I've seen so this but it works for me.
@davidwales9657
@davidwales9657 Жыл бұрын
​@@Wagon_Lordhumour is hard for you, isn't it
@PceLuvnSloMo
@PceLuvnSloMo Жыл бұрын
Dax's "no no" and "to climate change" killed me
@LOCKEYJ
@LOCKEYJ Жыл бұрын
Dax killed me. Meme celebs can get away with anything
@sidthesloth12
@sidthesloth12 Жыл бұрын
The "Fuck You" literally made me laugh for a good minute straight, I have no idea why but there's something about a big "Fuck You" that gets me smiling and laughing.
@alvin_row
@alvin_row Жыл бұрын
"to climate change" was the first time in a while a KZbin video makes me laugh out loud
@TheSquareOnes
@TheSquareOnes Жыл бұрын
The immediate break in response to the climate change line makes it even better, just a perfect moment.
@z.r0.m_0n
@z.r0.m_0n Жыл бұрын
So yeah uhhh fuck climate change
@ZombieShredder11
@ZombieShredder11 Жыл бұрын
I'm just so flustered with a plethora of ideas for my Hinge photos now. Thank you, Joel.
@hanedorm
@hanedorm Жыл бұрын
I know this is a joke, but I might still be inspired by these 🫡
@DugdoesDigging
@DugdoesDigging Жыл бұрын
this will be unhinged
@JimboBango
@JimboBango Жыл бұрын
I love how Joel is wearing the exact same outfit on all his photos AND in the actual video. Ties it all together
@GemA2Gen
@GemA2Gen Жыл бұрын
it's a very useful choice, reminds me that I'm still watching the same video
@RamenDenominator
@RamenDenominator Жыл бұрын
He's passionate about continuity.
@ThorIsHereGames
@ThorIsHereGames Жыл бұрын
Not exactly, in one photo he is not wearing shoes.
@GeorgeLocke
@GeorgeLocke Жыл бұрын
On the one hand, you might think it was just easier not to have to change outfits while making the video, but on the other, wait why am I holding a hot dog in my other hand?
@mantrox
@mantrox Жыл бұрын
It's like poetry
@drath16
@drath16 Жыл бұрын
Dax’s delivery of “to climate change” floored me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@N0V-A42
@N0V-A42 Жыл бұрын
This feels like it no one knew what photos the other chose and I love it.
@nerdexproject
@nerdexproject Жыл бұрын
100% 😂
@milee105
@milee105 Жыл бұрын
I think thats what actually happened too
@stolendiamond09
@stolendiamond09 Жыл бұрын
IKR I was literally checking the comments to see if anyone else said this. It feels like one of them just has the idea to make a bunch of funny dating app photos and then after they made them they reconvened, came up with an intro, and then the rest was just their genuine reactions
@jadesded
@jadesded Жыл бұрын
It took me until "fuck you" to realize they were just riffing
@debomb721
@debomb721 Жыл бұрын
OHHHHHH u wicked smaht
@Kuroth_
@Kuroth_ Жыл бұрын
"To climate change" I'M FUCKING DEAD 😂
@magentasquash
@magentasquash Жыл бұрын
dax saying “i find penis so funny” was immensely moving and powerful to me.
@codyclarke
@codyclarke Жыл бұрын
hard same wait, let me rephrase that
@arthurconanthebarbarian1288
@arthurconanthebarbarian1288 Жыл бұрын
Cumtown moment
@Marco-tb9jy
@Marco-tb9jy Жыл бұрын
Dax is hilarious. This must have been fun to shoot
@3bladeninja21
@3bladeninja21 Жыл бұрын
The climate change one ended me
@jezebulls
@jezebulls Жыл бұрын
Dax is the absolute best at acting awkward
@haggler
@haggler Жыл бұрын
@@jezebullsI think it comes from a place of truth, he is actually awkward. But he has weaponised it deliberately and it is hilarious. I have a massive amount of respect for Dax.
@simplysquoddle
@simplysquoddle Жыл бұрын
I love how you steadily realise they're showing these pictures to each other for the first time as the video goes on :)
@timmiller1
@timmiller1 Жыл бұрын
It feels to me like they made each other’s pictures and they are each experiencing their own for the first time.
@simplysquoddle
@simplysquoddle Жыл бұрын
@@timmiller1 Yeah I think you're right, he didn't seem to know what he was showing them with the last one at first :)
@shia_labeouf
@shia_labeouf Жыл бұрын
"It makes me think of my penis and that always makes me laugh" is the best ad-lib ever.
@LucyJuicyStardust
@LucyJuicyStardust Жыл бұрын
I'm literally in tears rn Not bc I'm laughing so hard but bc I needed to make myself cry for my Tinder pic
@tragicallyfunny
@tragicallyfunny Жыл бұрын
I love how the improv feels like a bunch of people trying to gaslight each other until they laugh their ass off. Then Joel hit me with his twisted imagination
@MattXShaver
@MattXShaver Жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOU (just in case the love of my life is reading these comments I don’t want her to scroll by and not know that I love her)
@chepbcreate
@chepbcreate Жыл бұрын
It's a blessing to know Joel is at least 5 watermelons tall
@himanbam
@himanbam Жыл бұрын
Actually. The pictures did not show Joel's feet, so it is impossible to know how tall he really is. He may just have really long ankles.
@alvin_row
@alvin_row Жыл бұрын
I love that the watermelon is edited in so even if watermelons were good measuring tools, it wouldn't work in this case lol.
@Pinkblobperson
@Pinkblobperson Жыл бұрын
@@alvin_row🤓
@MegaFonebone
@MegaFonebone Жыл бұрын
​@@alvin_row😂 lol good call, I totally missed that!
@TheWaffleGoo
@TheWaffleGoo Жыл бұрын
3:42 Dax is an absolute comedy genius, that was ridiculously funny. Would love to see a part 2 to this!
@oompa1274
@oompa1274 Жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the whole ass existential crisis Joel had over SpongeBob 💀
@BaldorfBreakdowns
@BaldorfBreakdowns Жыл бұрын
Because he remembered he was, in fact, actually there. Just a brain fart, no need to dwell on it.
@dopaminecloud
@dopaminecloud Жыл бұрын
I saw that but by the time I got to the end of the video I had blocked it out until you reminded me.
@branflakes115
@branflakes115 Жыл бұрын
“To climate change” is so funny, Dax had a great delivery
@moscreefus
@moscreefus Жыл бұрын
On average I like Joel's live action stuff WAY more than almost any of his animated stuff. It actually bums me out that his animated stuff performs so ridiculously better, but I seriously appreciate him not letting that skew the content. Thanks for being a bad businessman, Joel. I love you
@Joel-Haver
@Joel-Haver Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the sentiment! It’s much more fun being an artist than a businessman! Wish you the best❤️
@xeltanni8999
@xeltanni8999 Жыл бұрын
I actually really enjoy his animated stuff because it revolves a lot more around nerd culture which I dig on a lot more. Also I don't have to look at Joel's stupid face. Like not in a hateful way or anything, but I hate his stupid f*cking face so bad. I just want to body slam his face every time I see it. It's just personal opinion and not in, like, a negative way or anything, but seeing Joel's face without animation is like looking at a picture of your father's butthole up close. Everything about it is disgusting and wrong and (it's a video and I have not met him in real life so I'm just guessing here) smells horrible. Like, just awful. Joel's face is like a bag of smelly buttholes that someone has tied into a slipknot and stuffed into a larger, even smellier butthole and then made that person eat a bunch of gas station deviled eggs so they farted, like, a bunch, like, waaaay too much on all of the bags of smelly buttholes. Again, great guy, but his face is like an egg fart butthole fractal. Long story short, I like all of his stuff equally.
@MikeJones-vk3wz
@MikeJones-vk3wz Жыл бұрын
I also find myself enjoying the live action skits the most. Glad to see I'm not alone!
@mchanna06
@mchanna06 Жыл бұрын
There's so much more he can do with the live action ones than the animated ones. I'm glad I'm not the only person who thinks this.
@Draregkoeliekalie
@Draregkoeliekalie Жыл бұрын
​@@mchanna06a lot of animated cant be done live without of lot of investing in costumes etc. I like both. I mean he just has to keep on doing what he likes
@ssj3gohan456
@ssj3gohan456 Жыл бұрын
Been married for forever but this was the impetus to make a hinge profile.
@Nathanatos22
@Nathanatos22 Жыл бұрын
The self-satisfied “mere glimpse into my twisted imagination” got me 😂
@originalSiiiN
@originalSiiiN Жыл бұрын
2:15 as if i was Niles on Fraiser "i love that for you" 😂
@Wagon_Lord
@Wagon_Lord Жыл бұрын
I used these photos to stand out on dating apps - the girls keep asking why my photos alternate between one of three guys. Excellent conversation starter!
@bugdavies
@bugdavies Жыл бұрын
Dax is insane, his bits are so weirdly layered hahahah "make sure I say I love you to my ugly soulmate"
@fell9654
@fell9654 Жыл бұрын
Joel doesn't need a stand out picture, he just has to say "you can be a side character in one of the skits... maybe"
@mikeellchuk3787
@mikeellchuk3787 Жыл бұрын
im cum
@negil
@negil Жыл бұрын
The fuck you to climate change is definitely gonna be getting added to my dating profile. No way anyone could misinterpret that!
@r-pupz7032
@r-pupz7032 Жыл бұрын
Shakespeare's plays are 90% dick puns and bawdy jokes, yet they are considered to be some of the greatest literature ever written. What I'm saying is, this is an artistic masterpiece 👏 👏👏
@foljs5858
@foljs5858 Жыл бұрын
"Shakespeare's plays are 90% dick puns and bawdy jokes" I'm not sure what the bookstore guy gave you, but that's nowhere near an accurate description
@Gloomdrake
@Gloomdrake Жыл бұрын
​@@foljs5858the title, "Much Ado about Nothing," is a double entendre. At the time, "nothing" was slang for female genitalia
@foljs5858
@foljs5858 Жыл бұрын
@@Gloomdrake That's a factoid that gets thrown around a lot, but it's actually a myth. A 1977 book made this claim without any evidence (and there's no mention otherwise of nothing meaning that at the time of S.). Even if it was, that's a comedy though. Hardly justifies that being the case for "90% of S's plays", or any of his serious ones.
@TwoLeftThumbs
@TwoLeftThumbs Жыл бұрын
“Nothing? Nothing! Nothing will cum of nothing” -King Leer
@Nilmand
@Nilmand Жыл бұрын
"Penis 🤣" -William Shakespeare
@matildakristensen541
@matildakristensen541 Жыл бұрын
How do you create this awkward atmosphere that is so unbelievably funny and keeps me at my does at all times? It's so good. I just can't describe it.
@BlakeRosier
@BlakeRosier Жыл бұрын
Ok I’m using all these
@JoLT53
@JoLT53 Жыл бұрын
This gotta be one of my favourite skits you guys have made. Hilarious!
@Odima16
@Odima16 Жыл бұрын
The outtakes are gold. Please never stop leaving them in. Thank you
@homesteadgamer1257
@homesteadgamer1257 Жыл бұрын
I now realize what I've been doing wrong with my dating app pics.
@KRUGSTON
@KRUGSTON Жыл бұрын
This might be my favorite video from you, it's so fun seeing the mix of planned and candid come together - on another note, girls wont stop blowing up my phone, thanks for the advice guys!
@rubennys8086
@rubennys8086 Жыл бұрын
I like how Kevin losing it was part of the skit
@iamiab162
@iamiab162 Жыл бұрын
I've never seen banter between friends done better
@marclavigne1622
@marclavigne1622 Жыл бұрын
watermelon✍ scale✍
@ChrisGuerra31
@ChrisGuerra31 Жыл бұрын
They need an apple in that photo to provide scale for the watermelon
@astralclub5964
@astralclub5964 Жыл бұрын
I mean, the watermelon scale is well known. It doesn’t require explanation!
@WillieWeed
@WillieWeed Жыл бұрын
Luckily they all grow the same size around the world
@RR-bn5wo
@RR-bn5wo Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you’ve been doing this with Dax, he is made for this kind of content and definitely deserves the love you’re showing him! Keep it up Joel!
@-clod-8948
@-clod-8948 Жыл бұрын
i cant get over how fucking good this video is
@lukepedersen2899
@lukepedersen2899 Жыл бұрын
For me personally, I use bananas for scale. I find watermelons are too diverse in size to be reliable.
@cheshirecynic3061
@cheshirecynic3061 Жыл бұрын
I like to use lady finger bananas, so I can appear to be a giant.
@padrickscar
@padrickscar Жыл бұрын
That last one actually makes me think about shitting myself, which always makes me laugh
@noahclark7603
@noahclark7603 Жыл бұрын
Had a friend show me some of his pictures and that's how I found the one reason he was still single.
@Ligands23
@Ligands23 Жыл бұрын
1:23 "And wha.. uh.. okay, cool, I like it" - that delivery was so good xD
@CheckeeAintAmused
@CheckeeAintAmused Жыл бұрын
The "no nooo" at 2:10 absolutely cracked me up. Perfect delivery.
@Isaiahkline
@Isaiahkline Жыл бұрын
This is my new favorite Joel Haver masterpiece. This is definitely me when I'm with my buddies, showing each other the photos we're rocking with.
@nnnnnn6793
@nnnnnn6793 Жыл бұрын
i have a hunch that they all had free feign to photoshop whatever they wanted to for 30 minutes and this video is them unveiling the constructions to each other for the first time
@yodawgzgaming4416
@yodawgzgaming4416 Жыл бұрын
One of the best skits in a long while, love all the character breaks 😂
@_letstartariot
@_letstartariot Жыл бұрын
Every photo of Joel, it looks like he doesn’t know what to do with his arms and it’s hilarious.
@jamesluma4556
@jamesluma4556 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love Dax's mannerisms and the way Joel and him play off each other is phenomenal
@tefweebz
@tefweebz Жыл бұрын
The fact that they are all in different states of mental frailty makes me wonder if there are actually three people in the room, or just one declining person.
@cuppa-ambition
@cuppa-ambition Жыл бұрын
Watching them slowly breaking Kevin is actual gold
@MoldyStir-Fry
@MoldyStir-Fry Жыл бұрын
I love how these sketches tend to break down as they go on and it gets harder to keep a straight face 🤣
@trarzene
@trarzene Жыл бұрын
Watching him break character and laugh over and over again was cathartic. Another home run, Joel
@wheninroamful
@wheninroamful Жыл бұрын
Joel is one of the KZbinrs that gets a thumbs up before the vid starts.
@RamenDenominator
@RamenDenominator Жыл бұрын
He's one of the select few that I don't skip the ads for.
Жыл бұрын
okay this was definitely just given to them not even knowing what the images were, so cool
@DHPshow
@DHPshow Жыл бұрын
Watermelon is like THE WORST thing for scale reference 😂😂
@Nako3
@Nako3 Жыл бұрын
This has to be the Joel Haver-est video of all time coming straight from bunko town!
@cerspence
@cerspence Жыл бұрын
Dax is the funniest person in the world
@ret7502
@ret7502 Жыл бұрын
I love that this video was basically taking turns breaking kevin
@Therealmrmeow
@Therealmrmeow Жыл бұрын
I swear breaking in skits makes them even funnier. You can imagine yourself doing this with your friends and reacting the same way. Breaking makes skits immersive and hilarious!
@Ranjita-Sudhira36019
@Ranjita-Sudhira36019 10 ай бұрын
Hilarious! I also tried the AI portraits from kahma - pretty slick for free shots without a professional.
@jefferypark8459
@jefferypark8459 Жыл бұрын
These photos are definitely NOT photoshopped!!!
@autorobot8240
@autorobot8240 Жыл бұрын
I just realized I watched this in 0.75x speed from the last vid I watched, and holy cow it was painful
@MaximanLP
@MaximanLP Жыл бұрын
I loved this. The Frasier one got me good.
@Toxysmile
@Toxysmile Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I almost spit out my coffee, thanks Joel and crew, you guys are amazing!
@alisalloum629
@alisalloum629 Жыл бұрын
man you're just on a different level
@blakealanfoster
@blakealanfoster Жыл бұрын
Leaving the outtakes makes this 10000% better.
@pywidem5823
@pywidem5823 Жыл бұрын
You cannot imagine how relatable that is. Glad I’m not the only one
@AlpineShenanigans
@AlpineShenanigans Жыл бұрын
I love that you left the “outakes” in!!
@JetFalco
@JetFalco Жыл бұрын
When you realize the balloons are in the background of the room the whole time.
@classica1fungus
@classica1fungus Жыл бұрын
This had to be one of the most fun videos to make.
@aintenoughroomforthetwoofus
@aintenoughroomforthetwoofus Жыл бұрын
Well, it looks like Joel did all of his profile work right before Dax asked about the photos they are rockin these days
@whitneyv.8211
@whitneyv.8211 Жыл бұрын
Always good to start with a song 🎵
@DoraExplorer-k5h
@DoraExplorer-k5h 7 ай бұрын
The skit has dialogue and comedy. Truly one of the Joel Haver Skits. I also liked the fact there was video and audio. Well done.
@Trorgs
@Trorgs Жыл бұрын
I like how Joel never changed shirts for his photos
@timmiller1
@timmiller1 Жыл бұрын
Except the Crusty crab one
@Symphonicrockfran
@Symphonicrockfran Жыл бұрын
Dax is a world class actor
@SlanderMonkey
@SlanderMonkey Жыл бұрын
It's so good when you leave the clips in as part of the video instead of bloopers
@kikibara1
@kikibara1 Жыл бұрын
Joel i love how your channel has literally blew the fuck up over these years! Your dad is so proud of you! He knew you’d be seen for all your work!
@racheldeschaine
@racheldeschaine Жыл бұрын
I’d swipe right on any of these
@FloorFourteen
@FloorFourteen Жыл бұрын
The mumbled "I love that for you" to the Niles shop killed me
@CocoaMoloko
@CocoaMoloko Жыл бұрын
this could make for a great improv game. few people make some images in private, put them on each others phones, and make up stories or reasons on first sight. if that's not what's happening already. says film but it looks pretty improved
@UhDuhMass
@UhDuhMass Жыл бұрын
Dax does so good at these skits
@nardinyouryard
@nardinyouryard Жыл бұрын
I love how you guys basically went off script and we’re essentially just showing eachother funny photos 😂
@celebalert5616
@celebalert5616 Жыл бұрын
kind of crazy because a cute girl asked me out once on a long-distance coach ride and I couldn't say yes because they put on You Me and Dupree as the movie on the coach ride and it lasted until the ride was over and I never saw her again I never had another date with a woman since ... so that movie has a lot of bad energy for me
@capnbingbong7833
@capnbingbong7833 Жыл бұрын
"and... Yyeeahh" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@NegatingSilence
@NegatingSilence Жыл бұрын
I appreciate that these videos always take the risk and veer into unapologetically weird territory. No trembling with fear that the audience might bugger off, the script just makes a beeline for whatever flits through his head.
@oceanusprocellarum6853
@oceanusprocellarum6853 4 ай бұрын
Loved the part of the bit where that the only one that gets questioned for 'Photoshop' is like the only normal photograph
@CChissel
@CChissel Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious! Glad to see Dax, feel that dude has taken some unnecessary hate over the years for relatively nothing. Great video, very funny
@nathanb4ts501
@nathanb4ts501 Жыл бұрын
the “-2” siblings is so funny
@PaoloBonacina
@PaoloBonacina Жыл бұрын
5:31 you were so close to avoiding demonetization...
@ThailIPU
@ThailIPU Жыл бұрын
This reads like you had the idea for the video, but then genuinely all 3 of you didn't show each other your pictures until you were filming. Love how everyone starts just cracking up.
@K4IJU
@K4IJU Жыл бұрын
I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE SMOOTHIE MAN HERE 🥺🥺🥺
@swiftedg
@swiftedg Жыл бұрын
Your message of creation/expression is very appreciated. Your shirt's message is also encouraged
@LangstonDev
@LangstonDev Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah playa. Right now I'm rockin' with a behind the scenes pic of me gettng my car cleaned out on an episode of horders.
@trublgrl
@trublgrl Жыл бұрын
Wow. Joel is now the Number One Trendsetter of "Leaving the outtakes in the movie." This will be a thing, and it WILL be taught in film college. (Which is a slightly funnier way to say "film school.")
@supermax64
@supermax64 Жыл бұрын
If Hollywood started doing this they would 100% script the "outtakes"
@LESLEYYY0
@LESLEYYY0 3 ай бұрын
I'd like to think they didn't know each others photos and dialogs until they were shooting the skit to get genuine reactions
@-qj6ps
@-qj6ps Жыл бұрын
this is a prime example of metamodernism
@TheLikerofPie
@TheLikerofPie Жыл бұрын
Amazing as always. Thanks for all the laughs!
@alecrichards8574
@alecrichards8574 Жыл бұрын
i keep wondering how you all can keep straight faces, and that's why i LOVE that you include the breaking character, beautiful
@CapBadBone
@CapBadBone Жыл бұрын
"tis but a glimpse into my twisted imagination" lmao
you did what in the garage?
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