Male Flirty criminal interrogation ASMR roleplay: The Riot

[@fluffyvenom9461]

'Not my fault...this time' Me every time the fire alarm goes off

[@aceshadows401]

That's my brother

[@lydiaprothe1122]

So true.

[@zeroln7143]

Me when my teachers, mom...best guy friend...😶 ask me what happened when they hear a loud bang, thump or crack

[@bluevixen8112]

Me every time I do something stupid and then followed by "To be fair though I WAS left unsupervised" Sometimes when something happens my friends literally just look at me thinking it's always my fault so that's why it's always either that or just the plain "Not my fault...this time. What ya looking at?!"

[@gergyta9211]

Me and my mother, especially when we’re cooking

[@scarvenhe]

"You're hot when you're mad at me" Me: You have VERY low standards

[@SunshineChokin]

Lmao is there somerhing wrong with that?

[@aphapliersworld2233]

Lol

[@sabbyro]

Well he is in prison...not a lot of ladies to choose from.

[@gergyta9211]

Same here, I’m scary as all hell when mad

[@hartwyrm]

mood

[@Ali-yy5bc]

you’ve been hit by *whack* you’ve been struck by *whack* a smooth criminal

[@nightdemnasmr9091]

Alicia S. How come you can only like a comment once

[@lanie3565]

woop 69th like

[@jackjack2142]

Love it

[@eavv5837]

*wiggity whack*

[@daisy-wj7yh]

HIS HAIR whack

[@thisiswhatyoullsee8901]

When he told us to Smile... ”Where’s that Smile?” Me : 😒 ”There it is~”

[@Meowkya]

I read this as he was saying it

[@shugartihits3905]

Me: 🥴

[@nicolem.5452]

🤣🤣🤣

[@carameuloz]

Me:🙄

[@jasmingalvan385]

(~￣³￣)~(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づᕙ( ~ . ~ )ᕗ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

[@risa2522]

This character is my favourite by far, the snarky attitude is always entertaining haha

[@brokenpieces5852]

Alyssa Brooker amen.

[@r4tt1s]

Yepp

[@narsbars7289]

" Yeah, I was lying the other times. " Inhale- You're still hot- ಥ_ಥ

[@taylaw9896]

Hahaha yes XD

[@marianbell9823]

I read this right when he said this.

[@muddigutz]

MOOD

[@trustworthy_hypocrite1838]

He started a prison riot and then brought me a birthday present....😏Y'all know he trying to smash

[@supirittoookami]

Iris KnowsAll 😂 True 😂

[@marykay8527]

“Let me smash.” “ ew no Ron.” 😂😂

[@caro.-]

@@marykay8527 "you want some fck?" "Becky used to lemme smash" 😂😂

[@acrobatic_arsonist]

"You want sticc? Bitches luv sticc!"

[@Canwegettosubswithnovide-vm6pm]

He want the succ

[@littlebitness6756]

Him: your hot when your mad Me: well buckle up because I’m about to be gorgeous!

[@junelaananke7138]

Guy: "I'd love it if you could write me a good report" Me, in a John Mulaney voice: "No! In fact, we're gonna frame you for murder, and you're gonna go to jail for 30 years!"

[@todorokishoto3058]

*WHEEZE*

[@Anime_Trash19]

Cool

[@cre4turefe4ture]

*~'cause we're delta airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare~*

[@acidic_soda]

Okay!~

[@vaddahh5482]

But with my wife it's like, " let's go see if southwest has any flights." so it's better. 💖

[@wormonastringman2830]

WHY ARE YOU SO SMEXY YET ADORABLE DARK AND TWISTED WHISPERS? *i was blushing and my face was as red as a cherry* YOU NEED TO BE LOVED AND EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE YOU STILL NEED MORE LOVE EVERYONE GIVE THIS PRECIOUS CHILD HUGS SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT HIM JUST GIVVE HIM HUGS!!!

[@wormonastringman2830]

Sharon James True he needs kisses,cuddles and love

[@yellowfellow1551]

Cinnamon Bun Bun I have never blushed in my entire life

[@wormonastringman2830]

Chloe Carvajal Welp I think you have now

[@chio3380]

Mmmmhmmn

[@ladystarlightasmr]

Chloe Carvajal Honestly I always thought I was one of these badass motherfuckers, who doesn’t blush until someone pointed it out to me... Apparently I blush like crazy when I’m flustered or in a awkward situation, which is like half of the time sooo yeah

[@commonradical9994]

Smooth criminal.

[@juliacortez5516]

Eyy

[@smoothcriminal8814]

You called?

[@commonradical9994]

Smooth criminal oh shit.

[@sydm5237]

Well, someone had to say it.

[@MN-zu5zt]

@@commonradical9994 lol 😂😂😂

[@Clementine-_-]

*slams hand on desk* TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS Dark: ok and you are yelling Edit: oh dear me so many likes

[@jamayamarrow7310]

Connor!!!!

[@bangtangbombsbts6612]

Nani Senpai HE WAS BLEEDING

[@lunafroggy8967]

HE WAS BLEEDING BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY!!!!! 😊😘 love me some DBH.

[@itstaylee]

Omg 😂 u should watch GamingwithZ’s gameplay on it 😂😂 he’s hilarious 🤣 DBH and the last of us is my fav series by him

[@emmeline6795]

Oh thank you so much for this comment I just start laughing extremely loud xD

[@morgan32]

This character gets me every time, I don't know what it is that draws me in so much. Maybe it's the whole "cute flirty criminal" part instead of the same old "everybody loves a bad boy" trope, either way, I love it so much!

[@jamayamarrow7310]

Me: *looks at your profile* 28 STAB WOUNDS

[@anything2986]

magcon is boss DIDNT WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH

[@Yams-Hams7734]

@@jamayamarrow7310 that's exactly what I thought when I saw the profile pic.

[@Psyko1323]

Maybe a later vid in this series could be him actually breaking out or maybe him being freed because of a technicality and abducting the investigator.

[@DarkandTwistedWhisper]

shhhhhhh don't tell anyone~

[@Psyko1323]

😅 oops

[@Orangeisgreat383]

There is no other KZbin Video I would want more

[@bean6453]

The abduction idea sounds awesome 😣

[@zwinny0408]

The only time I would WANT to be kidnapped!😂

[@TheFruitLoops-pz6vp]

“How many more months was added to my sentence?” 5.... hundred...

[@lunaokumura1019]

It's 2 am, but you know what...yeet.

[@aceshadows401]

Yeet is right

[@dr.pepper8485]

Lol my mom was like "You need to go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight ok?" And I was like sure mom I got you. *its currently 2:18 AM*

[@squidedd]

Same

[@aysenwaller9898]

Its twelve where im from, but i cant sleep bc of the movie Heritery

[@aysenwaller9898]

I spelt Heriditery wrong.....lol

[@palxve1008]

Wow so bold he was lying the other times!

[@klopia1]

no. don't click the video. nooo you have work to do. you don't have time for this. you-- god dammit.

[@viriginnie6471]

Relatable

[@adrianasimmons3194]

klaudia :v exactly how I think

[@minniki7139]

The prisoner: *being flirty* Me: *B o i i f y o u d o n t*

[@StopGettingMadAtMe]

OH HES BACK. the interrogation was always one of my favorites.

[@MangledTeddi]

This is my favorite character, I'm so glad that he's back!

[@splotchy_artistry]

Ive already heard this 3 times... This character is amazing

[@restlessricky]

"Because it's your birthday" lol it was my birthday when this was posted! That is a fantastic coincidence. This was great! I love the flirty criminal.

[@sunshinegirlmissriddlerent5605]

what is with all the criminals? what am i? a criminal magnet!? XD

[@camilleia]

Them crims luv us

[@zwinny0408]

*This is making me question my sexuality.* (I could have sworn I was a lesbian... Let's just yeet that out the window!)

[@alexandriadavenport4989]

HAHAHAHA!! WHY TF DID I LAUGH SO HARD AT THIS COMMENT😂😂😂

[@zwinny0408]

@@alexandriadavenport4989 😂😂😂

[@alexandriadavenport4989]

I'm sorry I couldn't help it😂😂😂

[@DarkandTwistedWhisper]

A surprising about of lesbians tell me that, and I ain't trying to confuse anyone!

[@zwinny0408]

@@DarkandTwistedWhisper lol! (Btw thank you for replying! I really enjoy all of your content!♥️)

[@courtney_timmins]

"Can we just talk about this-" Me: RAWR RAWR RAWR "ok start yelling at me sure"

[@deletedphases7153]

Otousan you deserve a hug 🤗 You did such a great job on this video I’m so proud ;v;

[@Orangeisgreat383]

Can you get married in prison?

[@shania4507]

Yes

[@MELOBSSESED]

Awesome...lol

[@kcvideos6515]

ItamiAisu - yes A lot of famous serial killers get married in prison

[@anything2986]

ItamiAisu I only know it’s a yes because Charles Manson got married in prison

[@Ur.ex.gf17]

yes

[@abigmood3389]

Trying to flirt your way out of prison are yee? e-e

[@Dope2v]

😂

[@CeruleanAether]

I like to think the Criminal started the riot specifically so he could meet up with the Officer, and give her the lily.

[@biancacapri394]

I love the character, hes so devilishly charming! 😆😆😆

[@marmitechickenlegs8331]

Omg the first "flirty male criminal" audio, he was humming happy birthday. And he now gave us a birthday present. Will this be a series?

[@rebeccarussell2921]

“And...since it’s your birthday. Boom, a white Lily” *shooketh became me name be Lil(l)y*

[@heartlesslindsey9147]

Look who’s back, back again... DARK IS BACK, TELL A FRIEND

[@cassidyho939]

I am SO happy you continued with this! As I heard this, I imagined myself as a po- faced detective who is the epitome of reserved and tougher than men twice her size, not averse to taking a gun to a suspect who doesn't get how much in shit he is...and yet, allowing him to see through the cracks. Lets hope he doesn't mess it up- and should there be a continuation..imagine he gets news of her being hurt in the line of fire ( or false news of her death)....

[@marquisdelafayette339]

'It's not my fault.....This time' me every time something falls happens in the science lab

[@lithalilia3140]

I must say, the "smooth criminal" videos have me hooked. I started with the first criminal video, then watched a few of your other videos and I'm just... I think your voice- the way you speak, the tone, just phenomenal. It's amazing how every character has such a different, unique personality. I've never been a patreon before, but you make me seriously consider doing so. In other words, keep up the amazing work, and I truly appreciate what you do. 😊

[@kek4171]

hOMIE IS MAKING IT DIFFICULT TO BE A GOOD COP

[@ShuuichiMinamino25]

I want to kiss him so badly!

[@MN-zu5zt]

Same

[@_creepypastagirl109_]

Fucking same!!!

[@chio3380]

Kiss the screen----

[@jaxonbladegay483]

I second that.

[@chyennewhisman7166]

Same

[@trustworthy_hypocrite1838]

Can we get a plot twist where he was just using us to escape and then we turn into a criminal to get hardcore revenge😈

[@SaharaX23]

♫ ♪ Shady's back, tell a friend ♪ ♫ xD This character is really good. I feel that you portray him really well, compared to your other ones - it feels more natural (not saying your others suck, but rather, it feels less like an act) :D

[@bloocuteandcuboot]

Oh my gosh I miss him so much so I had an idea HEAR ME OUT: The listener is at home relaxing on the couch or something and then there's a knock at the door. Whoever could it be? It's everyone's favorite inmate! They spend the night together because there's no bosses or cameras to get in their way and have a great time together (maybe the listener makes him the pasta he's been wanting?) but when morning comes by they realize the police will be looking for him! Does the listener turn him in, or go on the run with their locked up lover???

[@kelsiephalopas9307]

Wow the police force must be desperate as hell if they willingly hired me😂 My horrible police work during video: Him:you didn't hear what he was doing! Me:word travels fast 'round these parts... shoot that's western! Fast forward: Him:did you bring anything for us to eat? Me:oh well if you're that hungry I can go get some McDonald's or something... Fast forward: Him:how about we do a trade-off? Me:okay! I'll give you my charmander for your pikachu, do we have a deal?

[@janayasworld1486]

Kelsiephalopas I would do the same as you being as stupid as I am 😂

[@mil2292]

Its actually my birthday and I'm died

[@mahilavellan3199]

Cara Dodson Christ I absolutely love your propic 😂

[@hattersvixen8084]

He is back, tell a friend.

[@littlechickenasmr8200]

*BOI THAT ACCENT HAS ME SHOOK*

[@valm5363]

Im very much pregnant

[@diavolyne]

Doctor: ‘So, who’s the father?’ You: ‘Well...’

[@thekawaiishortpotato278]

My boyfriend was listening to this with me and he said "why do I love you again"😂😭

[@foreststudios932]

Hey could you make one where he actually gets out?

[@yourmomswife019]

Yess

[@lemen3037]

8:37 "To a Bad Guy" Me: Duuuu Sorry I couldn't help my self

[@dreamnya8707]

My face completely like a Tomato! When I look at the fan art... *Fainted on the Floor*... He's too hot!

[@ticcitobi4563]

*i should be doing homwork*

[@jaxonbladegay483]

Same

[@artemis2773]

Sup tobi

[@uglyhorns6870]

I have to wake up in a hour

[@_0_18]

Him: Well, where's that smile~? Me: *In your butt* Me: There it is~ Me: *Are you for real?*

[@fool.of.hearts]

i could listen to thousands of videos about him.

[@jonathonraulerson]

“I didnt do it *THIS* time” When I eat all the cookies

[@starlitdream1749]

Thank you! I'm just about to start drawing, so this is a wonderful surprise. Perfect inspiration ♡ ♡ ♡

[@ClossicArt]

Saw the notification and clicked

[@lunar_pop8286]

ClossicArt same

[@hybridmaiden1645]

"what would I ever do without you" Me: probably be rotting in jail for this stunt, hon.

[@yuryx5138]

I was about to sleep yay! ^w^

[@shesinlimbo667]

My boi is back

[@lemons1522]

Pretty please continue this! I love this character!

[@WhimsyNymph]

Your video popped up in my recommended, for once KZbin knows what I like! What a stunning voice, acting skills, and accent honey 💗

[@thevegananimator8586]

I really needed this. Having a rough day. Thank you so much Dark and Twisted. Great work as always :)

[@soular7712]

Ya yeet Back at it again with the flirty criminal rp XD lol but I'm glad you made this cause I was waiting for part 2 Great job!

[@Ace-ih9md]

“Look who’s back, back again” Dark and twisted is back Tell a friend 👈😎👈

[@terminatorgoose05channel69]

Him: I just went back to my cell and read my books Looks over at camera feed: shows him killing 87 guards

[@anything2986]

“Especially not after I broke his jaw” LMAO and that cute little “mhm” at 3:39

[@ladystarlightasmr]

Speak to me in that voice and I’d be a blushing stuttering mess in no time...jeez

[@ChillKrill25]

I love the fanart!

[@gwheeler3454]

you should make another part to this!! love them sm :)

[@neylis7713]

Will there be a part 3 ? Maybe where he gets out of jail and all ? I really hope so, I love your voice and your acting is so good!

[@averystorm3438]

I’m your friendly neighborhood criminal. My new pickup line..

[@Kane093-s2d]

1:16 *WOW THAT'S SO SMOOTH*

[@porcelainabyss]

_He decided to flirt with Hells pansexual ass secretary..._ *_Big Mistake_*

[@LovelyLies16]

This has to be my favorite series you've done! You are by far my top favorite male ASMR channel! I love your videos so much. There's just something about your voice that I absolutely LOVE and can listen to for hours on end. I do like your flirty videos a bit more than your rude ones though and wish you did more of those. I know that you have to give your fans what they all love and comment for, though. PLEASE do a part 3 to this series! Pretty, pretty please? :) I have to say this is my top favorite of your videos followed by the Irish Gangster Husband and then the Flirty Pirate. If I had to vote for a sequel to any of them, it goes to Irish Gangster Husband and this one. :)

[@potatogirltime1762]

Him: I’m your friendly neighbor criminal Me: if your in prison then you can’t be that friendly

[@frazeme5118]

I just find this mentally awkward since I'm not use to guys speaking *_directly_* to me

[@Lily-jw5jz]

*look who’s back* *back again* *look who’s back look who’s back look who’s back -*

[@amiroquet7476]

Since there are so many smooth criminal references I vote we name him Mikey

[@maeborowski2471]

I just discovered your channel, binge watched every video, I LOVE THEM but this is...this is a new level of ASMR tingles, please keep the interrogation going PLEASE ❤️

[@spaztastic3000]

I'm so happy I've bin waiting for this XD

[@tromberries]

'Look who's back, back again' Me: Shady's back, tell a friend

[@torpid5092]

Okay but this is actually so adorable

[@Den1seQu0ta]

Him: I got you this white lily Me: *-takes the flower , shoves it in my mouth-* That's what I think about your white lily--

[@leedraconis5793]

Every line is gold. *you don’t need to read me my rights come on-*

[@imen8396]

please end my suffering i have been listening to this video and the first one you did for three nights now i really can’t wait for you to do (hopefully) a 3rd part because it’s really addicting

[@OnePiece55800]

My favorite one yet! 💕

[@ravenwinter6984]

I've been binging your videos the last two days since I found your channel, and I'm amazed you only have 20k subscribers 0_o (As of posting this) Your content is amazing! I especially like how you don't just one-off a trope as some nameless individual, but you create actual characters who feel real and alive, and fantastically show up more than just once. I find myself getting invested in them, and hoping to see more of them in the future. Additionally, I have creative block, and yet I find your content stirring my often-dead inspiration back to life, so thank you very much for that! I hope you have many wonderful days, Twisted! :)

[@MS-mt9os]

OH YES! Loved that, I was waiting a part 2 Continue this story, please, *pretty please* 😻

[@absinthe1058]

Nice vid, dear. This character can be rather interesting, for sure. And I'm loving the sass- like, no joke LOVING the sass.

[@imani2427]

"not my fault....this time" me Everytime something falls or breaks

[@ox8597]

*Look who's back,* *BACK AGAIN-*

[@vannadoe]

Look who's back... back again twisted back.

[@MoonEmpath29]

Oh dear, this one was uploaded on my birthday O.O Anyways, great job! And to be honest, your voice is one of my top favorites ❤️ So lovely, sweet, and enticing~ ❤️

[@derryn9388]

Lordy you need to make a part two! Like, maybe he escapes or his sentence is over and he pays a visit

[@paullewis4134]

YOI CANT CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS

[@ocarinaninja6182]

*Are you sure about that?*

[@fangirl2840]

Gay thoughts: hold my yaoi

[@suckingonsuga9061]

Oh yes we can! 😂 *All I can see is the Brendon Urie and Ryan clip*

[@8Censored8]

m̶e̶ y̶o̶u̶r̶ g̶a̶y̶ t̶̶h̶̶o̶̶u̶̶g̶̶h̶̶t̶̶s̶:"I̶'m̶ g̶o̶n̶n̶a̶ g̶e̶t̶ c̶h̶u̶ I̶'m̶ g̶o̶n̶n̶a̶ c̶̶h̶̶u̶̶... Y̶e̶s̶ c̶o̶m̶e̶ t̶o̶ t̶h̶e̶ r̶a̶i̶n̶b̶o̶w̶ s̶i̶d̶e̶

[@immarkafoto5573]

“My question is.. do you like the flower 😀” *Places flower in vase* no what makes you think that *MISTER PUNCH BILLY IN THE FACE*

[@pyroshayniac1090]

You are the best, I love this character to bits.

[@sweet-amai7473]

This is my first time here and.. your intro is scary.. What's weird is that I'm not complaining..

[@pikachupandastar]

Dont let anyone borrow your suitcase in prison. Sketchy stuff

[@Carmen.Nhlabpo.Mqingwana]

4 yrs agooo why is this so goooood