Male Pattern Baldness Themed Hand Movements (ASMR)

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[@lilyyy_bean]

“Whats your favorite kind of hand movement trigger?” “Male pattern baldness”

[@janab.2196]

😭😂

[@BrendonN]

Legit laughed so hard at this I woke my wife up 😂

[@rafki2679]

goddammit this so funny af😭😭🤣

[@tqft]

Lol

[@dannyt564]

lmfaoooo

[@phoodles_]

POV: Patrick fixing your toupee outdoors

[@Sjisoul00]

😭😭😭

[@ASAMRsweetness]

Alternate caption

[@ASAMRsweetness]

Caption born to be Patrick fixing your toupee but made to be male pattern baldness hand movements :/

[@Nickgiorgio111]

1 in 75 people who watched this video liked your comment. That's an insane ratio lol

[@abigailsantander9409]

I love pov comments like this. One guy made it weird tho and told us “pov: he’s stroking your breasts” and I haven’t been able to look and hand movements the same for a while

[@nadiabauco2484]

Literally couldn’t sleep and the algorithm said male pattern baldness will fucking cure you

[@lastcrazyhorn]

And it was right

[@gracemaher6330]

I can’t explain why but it’s giving Midwest emo

[@coffeen.5142]

it's the empty expanse of field/forest in the background, the bird song, long hair and black faded American Eagle zip up sweater 😂

[@ploopydiper]

You’re so right and you should say it

[@Yex-175]

@@coffeen.5142 Also the video title totally sounds like the title of a midwest emo song

[@JC-sm4mp]

I think it's the hair lmao

[@cecilyerker]

What’s more Midwest Emo than a balding man not ready to accept that he’s balding and hiding it behind an unflattering haircut

[@40sgoingonfit]

How stoned are you Patrick? Patrick - “im going to put you in a finger cage now”

[@sagiren]

"How can hand movements be male pattern baldness themed?" "Oh"

[@kellyrose4020]

Idk why no one else has ever thought of the camera and hand movements together bc it’s so damn perfect, I’m literally obsessed. Great video!

[@brookiejai]

It made me dizzy :( I still think it’s awesome though

[@angelcaballerogarrido3406]

Same af.

[@sleepykittens4193]

Yesss I love itttt

[@aim4grace97]

Agreed! He puts the focus on what’s important, the hand movements!!! Other artists focus more on the quality and color of their videos, but this particular form is what is most relaxing. It’s natural. He has found his gift!!! Also can’t wait to see more, love these hand movement nature videos, Patrick! Birds chirping is perfect too!

[@Bones12x2]

💯

[@kianaries17]

The camera bobbing along with the hand movement is absolutely hypnotic, both as a “boat” and as a “plane”

[@icyicy27]

when you're so tired you read the title as male paternity badness themed but clicked anyway

[@ShiineASMR]

😂

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

Tbh, a video could be titled SpongeBob Pickle Attacks You asmr and I’d still watch. Just slap asmr in the title and I’m hooked.

[@calcium_skeleton]

@@user-sf9gs2pg1b Same, I watched boyfriend deals with the opps but dies from sakuna’s domain expansion asmr, it wasn’t really asmr but it was a thing and the thing had asmr in the title.

[@calcium_skeleton]

@@user-sf9gs2pg1bSame, I watched boyfriend deals with the pops but dies from sakunas domain asmr

[@tildaeklund84]

@@user-sf9gs2pg1bdying for this comment we stan

[@bbbx2502]

Clicked for the title, stayed for the camera movement

[@ali-pq8tn]

1:11 this is SUCH good asmr omfg

[@makdragn]

Agreed I need a whole video like that with sounds of waves

[@a.lin.the.v]

it makes my brain feel like it’s on a swing set without a care in the world

[@Itsstylerrrr]

Patrick we need more videos with this trigger please

[@scoop5263]

I wiuld love a whole video of him doing this

[@ali-pq8tn]

@@makdragn yess omg would be lushhh

[@oddity404]

was high watching and could not stop laughing at him cursing going bald

[@nexSix66]

6:17 POV: You're an animal at the zoo, and an obnoxious child is poking at you through the cage.

[@KORNdog1986]

The male pattern baldness gave me tingles. You're the best patrick!

[@Whxr3]

The part where you made airplane noises and moved the camera around was super unique I’ve never seen that done before, which sucks because I absolutely love it now

[@junichijam5364]

Yessss. Hope he makes a full video of just that

[@MooandJohnsonBros]

what’s the time stamp

[@brookiejai]

@@MooandJohnsonBros5:20

[@JeDow-jx4cn]

I lovedddd that part too!!

[@thehermionegrangerr]

Me: falling asleep Patrick: OH MY FUCKING GOD FUCK DUDE AM I GOING FUCKING BALD Me: 😦

[@kingcreepercat2570]

"At least I can hide it... until the wind ruins it"

[@girlysoap9031]

10:25

[@VisenyaAtoms]

This is my first time watching a video of his and I fucking lost it 😂😂😂

[@ElliottPicone]

@@VisenyaAtomssame 😂😂

[@UmLammyJammer]

5:41 was magical, life changing

[@zarosthealmighty371]

No other words could do it justice.

[@maddi5640]

It’s like I’m on a swing

[@shroommbloomm]

@@maddi5640Bald on a swing

[@healingho3]

@@shroommbloomm💀💀💀

[@ASAMRsweetness]

@@shroommbloommI canttt

[@auberginesoep3512]

11:45 yawss mama vogue the house!!😻

[@ghostlycorpse]

LMFAOOOO PLS

[@simonecardoso1569]

Hahaha

[@kittyc0n]

this made me choke

[@natedallas6238]

purr

[@grubernoel]

LUCA PFPPP

[@victoriahendrix2797]

10:19 fck Patrick I was getting sleepy as hell and you made me laugh with all this 😭

[@xxlily_billy]

SAME! Had me cackling at 1:50am like a witch

[@_aleesha]

RIGHT LIKE I WAS NOT EXPECTING SUCH A REACTION MWAHAHA

[@EXTOLANT-alt]

Had me in tears lmao

[@catdogslice]

Absurdist comedy tbh

[@recreationaluseonly888]

Male pattern baldness reiki

[@kamiivanityyy]

if you were bald i think you would look like jesse pinkman

[@esmelouise4269]

that’s exactly why i clicked on this video but i think this is the best as r video i’ve ever seen

[@Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ]

💀

[@dreadmilk]

ACCURATE AND A GOOD THING TO LOOK FORWARD TO

[@Ash-fd8ww]

hes convincing us to not get to his stage

[@thehermionegrangerr]

He's been bald. He does look like Jesse lmao, look at his videos a while ago when he went bald

[@authorizedgoblin]

I always open these videos expecting them to be satire and then I end up completely entranced 😭 great job dude this is fantastic

[@poptwat]

ME RN LOLLLL

[@sleepy-eepy]

1:24 ~ when you cover the screen by accident is also good asmr. I like partial screen coverings, especially in eye test roleplays

[@persephone.rincon]

the title bro 😭 i wasnt even tryna go to sleep but i guess i am now that the title got me

[@Aaliyaheart]

Right LOL

[@calico3202]

Oh no hahaha your little crisis at 10:17 jump scared me into giggling and having a coughing fit over it when i was already loopy from those hand movements :'D I want to say though, don't worry about it! We've seen you with super short hair before and it suits you well! You're handsome either way and funny as hell. Great energy all around you 🙌🏼 Thanks for the vid!

[@lordoflifeanfsuch3452]

As a bald man this relaxes me

[@thekinokokid1578]

male pattern baldness hand movements are my favorite dude thanks for the vid ❤

[@WraithXIV]

The hand movements and camera movements together were really excellent!

[@tonypeluso525]

I never really cared about hand movements in asmr until you started doing that thing where you move the camera with your hand, that was relaxing.

[@BethRyanMusic]

It's so refreshing to get such a down to earth asmr video that you feel like you're along for the ride on. the informality is calming in itself. and yep, the hand movements sure be tingly!

[@saivampzz]

it's ok patrick we will love you even if you are bald

[@delsunreys]

Patrick we love you so much man, you’ve assembled a whole community of pure positivity here and every single one of us is so unbelievably grateful. You’re helping me a lot in more ways than you can even imagine so I just have to say thank you so much, I absolutely love you and your channel.

[@Hollowwillows]

The moving camera motions combined with the hand movements are so insane. I’ve never seen ASMR that good.

[@coffeen.5142]

The way you moved the camera along with the camera like at 3:25 is the most mind numbing and unique trigger ive ever seen. I didnt know I needed this until now!!

[@gothcorez]

omg how did you know i wanted some male pattern baldness hand movements tonight?! (also i like that processed italian bread but specifically with the sesame seeds on the top)

[@coffeen.5142]

I feel like this guy would be the best and chillest trip sitter ever 😂

[@numbles]

5:09 oh my god why is this the cutest thing ever

[@AluorRed]

100% Luv you numble, thanks for beating me up last night, it was unforgettable 😊

[@milkymilkycocoapuff]

@@AluorRedhuhhhh

[@AluorRed]

@@milkymilkycocoapuff huh huh

[@wellhellothere5877]

@@AluorRed “what do you mean by that?” 🤨

[@AluorRed]

Guys, you should watch numble's part in the newest subs do asmr video and you will understand everything. 🩵

[@shivershins3730]

Moving the camera in sync with the hand movement is an advancement in the asmr form

[@gobgrob]

BRUH I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING AT HIS REACTION OF HIS HAIR IN THE WIND HELPPPP

[@skeevantas]

My favorite bread is canned bread 🍞 thank you patrick i watched this video and grew a head of long thick luscious male hair

[@virgin.unknown]

🤮 where are you run to get canned bread

[@brenellaitalia]

Squidward?

[@JayFromWalmark]

Squidward im a huge fan

[@nexSix66]

​@virgin.unknown im pretty sure it's just bread that's in a can, just normal bread that's baked inside the can and sealed in. Not like canned vegetables with the liquid in it, idk though

[@UltraInstinct71]

​@nexSix66 moist loaf of bread in a can. I highly doubt that they're baked in the can, though lmao.

[@chaoticjimasmr]

Fr tho bro you are doing some revolutionary shit here in the asmr realm. Hand movements like no other ,thank u fella

[@Redlights111]

This feels so grounding with all the nature sounds, soothing talking and movements.

[@letiziamarconi887]

Loved 14:04 to 14:13 the forward hand motion was really relaxing😭😭😭

[@shyaldr]

4:30 - 6:02 was completely and utterly mesmerising, bravo!

[@lotusfae]

The finger cage absolutely smoothed my brain. And also the sort of stoned narration. Which, idk if you're actually stoned, but good on you either way because I love this.

[@AMcDub0708]

Stoned narration!!! 😂 exactly !!!

[@AaronC.]

1:12 the smooth movement just gave me wild tingles.

[@neptuneskiess]

omg we need a full video of the airplane noises and camera/hand movements at around 5:00. that was so good i could watch that forever

[@reiyamesinclair3053]

Why do I love the "finger cage and I'm poking through them bars"

[@Pnt4]

Bro will get a phd on hand sounds, mark my words

[@Nat4Brendan]

Dude this is the first video of yours I've seen and I love everything about it. The bird sounds, the unpredictable hand movements AND camera movements, your whole vibe... you're great

[@jakobgray9899]

I feel like a sailor lost at sea. But a kind and gentle ocean spirit is guiding me through the troubled waters back to home where I belong.

[@Mr.Moose00]

Bro I about shat when you started saying fuck, and then when you said I had a oily ass fore head I about died🤣🤣 Thx for laughs and for putting me to sleep.

[@restingveins]

HELL YEAH PAT IS OUTSIDE AGAIN 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥

[@willjones8801]

This guy is an asmr innovator,., only guy i've seen being really really genuine and creative with your asmr

[@Rrmrrro]

Every fucking video you make me love this channel even more stop being so funny and relaxing at the same time dude I can’t handle this

[@spookienewton]

Hand movements & moving the camera around is great for tingles. Being outside is cool listening to the birds chirping. When the wind blows into the Mike I like that sound. Thanks Pat🙂

[@cheyennecassidy6313]

Mic not Mike hun

[@spookienewton]

@@cheyennecassidy6313 it's auto correct....not a big deal, especially wasting time commenting on it "hun"

[@weeabootrashpanda3910]

Gotta commend his dedication to providing us with ASMR in the midst of his hair-loss crisis.

[@logan3830]

I loooooved this hand movements!!! That thing where it seems that u have like a ball on ur hands is so tingly 2:22

[@lisalasers]

i liked this so much too

[@flipaflop2342]

Black/ white space if you need it

[@IdyllicASMRTISTIC]

clicked out of curiosity stayed for my new favorite trigger

[@59619]

You do the best hand movement and visual triggers I’ve seen in 8 years of watching asmr

[@HyggeHome1965]

Obsessed with this video. LOVE the slow pace, soft speaking, birds, sun, and nature.

[@charlie-jd3ls]

you seem like a kind person

[@jeshirekitenkatt1212]

damn dude i have Never gotten like pure visual asmr before but the hand movements paired w moving the camera finally did it for me. that was wonderful 🥺

[@ezri7671]

I think your hair looks great boss but if you’re worried about balding finasteride and minox are both pretty cheap and easily accessibly options! You look like a a knight or a 70s prog rock guitarist or something

[@ezri7671]

Balding isn’t necessarily unattractive tho don’t forget that! Not a death sentence but if it’s not for you and it’s something you want to prevent. You have options :-))

[@CutYourBangs9]

he looks like Kurt Cobain at some points in this vid lol

[@frickadoodle1966]

@@CutYourBangs9exactly what i was thinking !!

[@lunar3n]

scalp massages, herbal rinses (nettles, horsetail, rosemary, cloves, etc), and oil masks are cheap and easy and very efficient too!!

[@hollydawn07]

In case anyone doesn’t know, minoxidil is highly toxic to kitties! But also agree, nothing wrong with thinning hair or baldness ❤

[@hyperion30000]

the soft gentle stoner voice is Patrick at his best . Way more relaxing for me than his normal conversational tone.

[@LiminalSwan]

I just found your channel thru this video and I’m a minute in and this feels like old youtube in the best way. Like when the internet was just for fun and experimentation and chilling. I feel so safe here lol thanks

[@Khr-xl3vi]

Man your camera moving technique is godly why are you not more confident about this, this is 🔥

[@willdaniels6267]

This is literally the best vid ever, the atmosphere is so serene, and the movements are perfect! Also love the commentary! P.S. I love the finger cage🤘🏼

[@shurikenkat]

Best visuals in any video I’ve ever seen. The camera moving close to the table was spectacular. Thanks for another amazing video, as always.

[@alue1244]

HE TOUCHES GRASS GUYS

[@thatoneartchannel371]

... whyd you have to say that?

[@alue1244]

@@thatoneartchannel371 its..a joke

[@JayFromWalmark]

​@@thatoneartchannel371looks like someone here doesn't touch grass

[@thatoneartchannel371]

@@JayFromWalmark who?

[@JayFromWalmark]

@@thatoneartchannel371 me

[@Stoneyaztec]

You’re doing a great job dude, the background sounds were very very soothing and you were too, you chose a great spot too and your hand movements and your asmr, all of it, you being you, was very soothing to me and my anxiety has been so high lately. I’ve been doing well and this video helped so much. I hope your channel continues to do well! Much love

[@loathe.e]

“I don’t care about the state of your forehead” made me giggle 11:25

[@marymanyaa]

something about this guy gives me peace

[@theandrogynousmisogynist]

Stoner

[@backwardsbandit8094]

He's baked out of his mind

[@9000nonono]

the waving movement you do with your hand while moving the camera is so mesmerizing, i've never gotten tingles from hand movements until now omg

[@nadeen1111]

your gentle energy is so lovely 🥲💙 thank you for the wonderful unique tingles with your creative approach

[@caswillsaveme]

the finger cage is my absolute favorite thing ever PLEASE do more videos with that !

[@lilahaddix9138]

i unironically adore you

[@alanaholland8566]

I loved this. You're very creative with your hand movements, and you intuitively know how to make them flow. Not everyone knows how to do that. It's very relaxing. I was sorry to see how upset you were about your hair, though. You looked quite sad after the wind blew it. I understand that pain. Although I'm a woman, when I was 21, I noticed I was losing hair on the sides of my temple, much like MPB. I was extremely upset about it. It took me a while, but i found some things that helped. I rubbed castor oil on the areas that were balding and left it overnight, then washed it in the morning. I did that at least 4 nights a week, every week. I also learned about hormones and began doing things to try to balance mine (there's a lot of info on the internet). I'd say it's grown back 90%. To be honest, it does look like your hair is thinning on the side. But it's okay! You can try castor oil (i know MPB is dofferent, but hey, its worth a try!). Or, you can go to the barber and ask for a haircut that will shapen things in a way that makes things less obvious . Either way, It's still okay!! I promise. We're our harshest critics. You seem awesome. Thanks for the ASMR!

[@alanaholland8566]

Love the camera creativity too 😁

[@Mazzysky]

You have the best hand movements fr 🫶🫶 The wind sounds definitely made it more tingly for mee!! 10:18 YOUR REACTION IS HILARIOUS LMAAAOAOO

[@JayThoman]

Adore the nature sounds in tandem with your hand movements/speaking

[@EMMASAUDIOS]

1:11 holy shit patrick that was iNSANE

[@085cur1ty]

love the wave hand movement with the rocking camera @ ~ 1:20

[@abriil1901]

another country pfp 🙀

[@085cur1ty]

@@abriil1901 yes!!

[@sarahsmith1418]

I love this so much omg the intentional movement alone gets me tingly, even without sound. I think this is so relaxing cuz it’s unhurried and I feel like I don’t have to worry about the past or future, just the present, that’s it.

[@spicy_egg_]

your hand triggers r forever unmatched dude omfg please never stop making asmr 😭 on a side note my favorite flavor is cinnamon raisin

[@notakutakos9454]

Who knew being an inanimate object in a Harry Potter movie can be so relaxing.

[@Yasya03]

that smooth rocking combined with the hand movements really gives me strong tingles

[@nonotanymore]

the camera following ur hand goes insane

[@llewyn3741]

how were these hand movements so good 😭😭 each trigger made me sleepier and sleepier

[@spideyyboyyy]

This is unironically the best, most original ASMR I’ve seen in a while

[@mansikkapoika]

The camera movements gave me so many tingles and I actually fell asleep, so thanks! ♡♡ also you're really funny, I could listen to you talk for hours haha

[@bunbunwy]

your hand movements are seriously the best, you had me on the verge of falling asleep 1 minute in 😩

[@Cherry-qs1yo]

You seem like someone who would be awesome to hang out with. You give off great energy.

[@gregcaldar0ne]

Loved the finger cage. You could do that for a whole video. Thx for being so real but you're not going bald lol. 😊

[@mycrittercity]

To everyone recommending Minoxidil to aid in hair growth please remember that this substance is extremely toxic to pets (especially cats)! Even touching your hair that contains the product and then petting your cat can kill them since they lick themselves clean. Just wanted to mention it, but also don’t worry yourself too sick about male pattern baldness. It’s always better to learn to accept ourselves how we are, within reason ofc ;)

[@Whyyelizabeth]

I like the background noise from your outdoor filming it’s very relaxing

[@beefromashroom]

The title caught my attention, and this was a really good video. I loooove the combination of camera and hand movements, and the finger cage thing was a banger too

[@LvdensArcturus]

this is the most chill video i have seen in my entire life

[@victoriahendrix2797]

The titles always make me smile 😂

[@micahspaceraptor2699]

I get oily when I'm outside. This is wicked relaxing man