The only pick up line that could ever work is the following: "Careful there, that outfit is so sharp it could puncture an imperial class fire nation battleship, leaving hundreds to drown at sea. ....Cause it's so sharp."
@Bruhmeme69908 ай бұрын
the knife in my kitchen suddenly started walking it is coming near my screen should i run??
@VegitoBlue9418 ай бұрын
@@Bruhmeme6990Nah, throw hands with it. You'd win
@yumin_pluto5588 ай бұрын
Okay Azula. Your rizz is immaculate.
@Talesfromtherails82778 ай бұрын
Lol
@that_dude_over_there8 ай бұрын
Perfection
@TheSacredSavior8 ай бұрын
My wife hinted at being interested in me by saying "I want someone to take me out, either with a gun or on a date." I asked her out the next day. We're very casual and blunt.
@insertclevernamehere11868 ай бұрын
Little did she know that this was your carefully calculated plan to assassinate her...
@ethanfreeman11068 ай бұрын
First you take her out on a date, then you take her out. Smart
@Stabby6667 ай бұрын
That was a lucky coin flip for her.
@WeebtasticPrime5 ай бұрын
Didn't I see this comment in another video?
@alfredkabatay6565 ай бұрын
Took a day for it to load in your brain? or did you spend the day looking for your gun? lol
@saphironkindris8 ай бұрын
A woman smiled at me on the bus the other day. It's the most rizzed up I've been in years. Made my day.
@jothompson76108 ай бұрын
🥲
@TheGeckoNinja8 ай бұрын
lol (girl acknowledges your existence) bro you're so in there! 🤜🤛
@-weaponized64938 ай бұрын
She was smiling at the guy behind me... 😔 But I'll never know that. 😎
@emerster6568 ай бұрын
nibba what.
@wittyreviewer8 ай бұрын
If it were me, I wouldn't be taking it seriously "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a serial killer"
@VaughanRoderick8 ай бұрын
I'm a bag of assorted cheeses given sentience and I MUST SCREAM
@BertoxolusThePuzzled7 ай бұрын
"...Hows that pay and are you hiring? I've been looking for a change of pace in my own career..."
@ingavarh6 ай бұрын
I have no mouth and I am cheese@@VaughanRoderick
@localfup8 ай бұрын
"Pre-watched" "Pre-watched" you fools, Shoe0nHead is obviously Nux with a filter and voice changer!
@Bruhmeme69908 ай бұрын
the reality
@Hecarim4208 ай бұрын
*without filter 👀ツ
@heikkiheinonen67458 ай бұрын
We have never seen Shoe and Nux in the same room... Coincidence? I think not!
@79bigcat8 ай бұрын
Nux reacting to Nux would be a thing she would do.
@vicenteabalosdominguez52578 ай бұрын
I mean, Shoe's fanbase DOES claim she's a man.
@BreakerX428 ай бұрын
Boys flirting motto: Plan for everything, expect nothing.
@TheFatalcrest8 ай бұрын
😂 Me: *Wings it and sees if the other person has anything we share of interest to build on*
@ANPC-pi9vu7 ай бұрын
Learn from Nut. Don't take anything seriously but have some self respect. Am woman, would choose Nut by the end of this even though others were more aesthetically attractive. Walmart Markiplier also got me when he started being sincerely excited about a common interest with the one chick. But he was also kind of a cute guy IMO.
@Arke_PG8 ай бұрын
Part of the difference between the two interactions, though it was to different degrees, the ladies went into their interactions not wanting to be "rizzed" The men mostly went into theirs wanting to have a positive interaction A good degree of it is just the mindset, wether you're open to having a positive interaction or if you've already decided that the person is bad etc This isn't saying don't be wary, just allowing yourself to be open to positive interactions, rather than project onto an individual you don't know
@zeroburn3158 ай бұрын
The women's rizz wouldn't stand a chance against the powers of my autism. "Your hands look heavy, can I hold them?" 'Yeah, they're really big and now that you mention it, they're really heavy. Check it out' I then hold my hand out and place it in their hand and then let my arm relax, causing them to lurch forward under the weight. 'See? I never really thought about them being heavy, but yeah, they've got quite the heft to them.' And I'd smile like this is going great.
@manyharmons43088 ай бұрын
You hurt me with your honesty... because I'm the same 😂
@LunarLocust8 ай бұрын
Your hand looks heavy can I hold it? My hands weigh 14 ounces, they're not that heavy, I'm fine. Oh. Conversation that will haunt you right before you sleep 17 years later.
@lucasbroome10488 ай бұрын
I mean some ppl might like that. Just sayin
@shuriken16916 ай бұрын
The best one I've ever seen: first week of college, a buddy of mine walked around with a handful of limes. Walked up to someone and started dropping them, trying to pick them all up and dropping more. "I'm sorry. I'm terrible at pickup limes. My name's Brett." They're married and have a family now
@vdajay45808 ай бұрын
My go-to is just to use the most out of pocket pickup lines humanly possible, and if they don't run away in terror they're either a psychopath or have a great sense of humor, either way she's a keeper
@finfrog32378 ай бұрын
Don't even get me started on health insurance. lol
@sithlordslim5478 ай бұрын
"You smell like my mom.", I say. "Oh really? How is she?", she asks. "Dead.", I reply. Works every time.
@KarmasAB1238 ай бұрын
Bet that leaves em cold
@ingavarh6 ай бұрын
Dude you need to stop flirting with meth heads and vampires and stick to regular corpses the fact they're responding isn't a good thing lmao
@sithlordslim5476 ай бұрын
@@ingavarh I don't flirt with anybody. You sound like a necrophiliac though.
@Rednecknerd_rob96343 ай бұрын
Easy there Norman Bates.
@Deadlychuck848 ай бұрын
I will say that even in this whole video there's an expectation for men to initiate the conversation and it is far easier to confidently and cleverly react to what other people say, than it is to cold open in a way that would be considered charismatic
@booleah63578 ай бұрын
I feel like people forget the point of a pickup line. They are supposed to either feel natural, or be so stupid or ridiculous they laugh and that works as an ice breaker not the whole package thing.
@evilmandrake8 ай бұрын
My guy Joey Tribbiani has it. The best pick up line is "How you doin'?"
@ethanfreeman11068 ай бұрын
Exactly 💯
@LA.208 ай бұрын
ShoeonHead's boyfriend saying "You need to go outside." LMAO, really based.
@galahadlance6 ай бұрын
And remember... He's a Twitter troll
@minisnakali7 ай бұрын
"My pronounce are he and him but I wanna be yours" I cackled, I love funny pick up lines as ice breakers. Stuff like that gets me everytime, its so dumb but its dumb fun
@zeroburn3158 ай бұрын
19:55 "I may be ugly and poor, but I also have the brainrot."
@smokedcheese64318 ай бұрын
When he said "Yes, puke in my mouth" to Shoe it changed my life. For the worse. My Therapist is now seeking therapy. Great Video!
@ChaosInfinityProductions8 ай бұрын
"Nice Guys Finish Last", that's because we make sure our girls finish first.
@the_cringe_nerd8 ай бұрын
I know it sucks, but the reason guys have to play this "Im not really into you" game is because there is so much oversaturation of other guys continously professing thier love for a girl that she eventually becomes disinterested in it.
@squallrulz208 ай бұрын
I have no rizz, but I have the ability to drag absolutely into a conversation about something completely irrelevant to the point they forget why or how we even started talking and dont have a problem talking about the politics behind mint toothpaste
@facemuncher4208 ай бұрын
"I could tell right away that there's not a racist bone in your body" "...Thanks? I'm sorry, who are y-" "Would you like one?"
@thewalliest39568 ай бұрын
As a gay man, I’m just gonna say, man on man flirting is the absolute easy mode.
@Fairy-Uvinq8 ай бұрын
Ikr?
@maxyeet6988 ай бұрын
Ayo?
@spiritofreality79886 ай бұрын
that's because it's easier for men to know what other men think
@Fairy-Uvinq6 ай бұрын
@@spiritofreality7988 more that men don't see flirting as a personal attack
@spiritofreality79886 ай бұрын
@@Fairy-Uvinq NAH IT'S MORE LIKE IT'S EASIER TO GET ALONG IF YOU THINK THE SAME WAY.
@darkling-studios8 ай бұрын
The tall guy who just pulled out some pickup lines... The setting is way more important than the actual content of the conversation... Being on camera in front of a bunch of girls promotes rejection and awkwardness... Meaning there is no way for this to work
@Bruhmeme69908 ай бұрын
why just 99% is cringe
@estrelaazul4608 ай бұрын
1% é safadão
@ZeallustImmortal8 ай бұрын
You are so sad and lonely
@llllgor8 ай бұрын
@@estrelaazul460 Oi meu chapa.
@AbyssalArts_8 ай бұрын
Because you are here 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nah idk man it's nux he's always a little cringe, why are you here if you don't like cringe?
@Overwatch20038 ай бұрын
@@AbyssalArts_They asked “why”, Not “why are you”
@neffariouspanda7 ай бұрын
That one pick up line from ASDF is my go to, "Hey baby, are you an angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers." *VOMITS* 🤮
@b2j1358 ай бұрын
the "call me mommy" actually made me cringe the hardest I've ever cringed in MY LIFE!!!! whooooo that was bad
@kiriannapatrick72438 ай бұрын
That first rizzinteraction was tough. He should have said, "I'm not a skilled enough mechanic for you baby, cause you seem SUPER high maintenance..." And then left.
@lupolinar8 ай бұрын
Nah, insulting just gives girl like her satisfaction.
@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena8 ай бұрын
@@lupolinar yes but the rejection makes them want you more, as you seen how they reacted when the men walked into the room. Insulting them would have been warranted and i guarantee at least one of them after the show would have asked that guy out even though they would pretend to be offended at the insult and not turned on
@minisnakali7 ай бұрын
Negging doesn't make women like you, if a guy said something like that to me he'd be dead to me
@darkling-studios8 ай бұрын
Btw guys... Pickup lines are not there to pick people up as the name would imply, they are only there at all because they allow the first words to come out for a conversation... Its an icebreaker, its a one and done and move on to something a little more serious, doing back to back pickup lines, or just saying them and leaving defeats the purpose entirely
@QuincyQuinn958 ай бұрын
I'm not a person well-versed in dating, but even I have this much down, being a woman and all. Would I take any of it as a serious compliment or super-charming "you said the right thing to make my panties wet" switch flip? No. BUT there's a good chance it'll make me laugh and, if it's smooth sailing from there, that's pretty much the absolute best you could hope for.
@crimsonXsythe018 ай бұрын
Im sorry i want to finish this but im allergic to cringe
@Damini3688 ай бұрын
You must go through a lot of medication, being allergic to yourself
@Harukaluin198 ай бұрын
Bro that line itself is unironically cringe
@crimsonXsythe018 ай бұрын
@@Damini368 yeah i have serious medical problems doctor says i have 3 months before the cringe kills me
@sdsmuseumoftheweirdstripex64894 ай бұрын
Bro’s DEAD, NOOOO!!!
@LSD1os8 ай бұрын
I do see Shoe0nHead more from watching you Nux but her videos are based! Crazy how you have more female subs than her lol. Ya'll should bring her into the SomeOrdinaryPodcast at some point!
@tobiaswedin8 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it's not about Nux having more women than Shoe but a question of demographic. Shoe might attract all the incels but Nux gets all the freaks so a huge chunk of that number is certainly 35 year old men identifying as 12 year old girls.
@danielknapp31418 ай бұрын
Here are some pickup lines i came up with: "Want to go on a date with me?" "Do you want to go see a movie together?" "That was a nice sermon. I like your dress, want to do something after church?" "We have known each other for awhile now, do you want to make this a date?" The last one worked.
@danielknapp31418 ай бұрын
Here is another: "We have been friends for years now, I kind of like you. Do you want to go on a date?"
@danielknapp31418 ай бұрын
These have all worked in real life, with real people, for relationships that have lasted for years, decades, etc.
@strikezrow8 ай бұрын
Omg i just thought of the absolute worst “pickup line”: “Hey baby, how ‘bout we act like it’s time for your COVID booster and you let a stranger inject you?” Then when she says “no” you say “IT’S GOVERNMENT MANDATED and one injection is never enough!” and slap the cuffs on.
@Awkward_platypus8 ай бұрын
Nux preaching equality, meanwhile spending 30 mins on men and 12 on wahmen 😂
@manyharmons43088 ай бұрын
Female rizz also only works on men who are interested. Despite what some would have you believe, some men are either really confident or get enough compliments from former gfs and friends that a girl complimenting them is nothing. Its really only guys who are generally insecure who this applies too and thats only half of guys from what i can tell.
@gwell21188 ай бұрын
Sorry couldn’t finish it. I unfortunately find all flirting regardless of style or context inherently cringe and for my own mental well being and sanity I cannot take this further. But cheers to all :)
@computergamescritical69178 ай бұрын
Rizz always depends on the other person’s mentality is the problem, it can be perceived as hot, but also as being overly performative. That’s why people should probably just strive to exemplify attractive characteristics instead, on top of the basics like having good manners, being polite, having good hygiene, etcetera, they should try to be funny, invested in the other person, invested in interests most people are into (like sports, pop music, popular movies, etcetera,) and invested in something that they personally like (it really doesn’t matter how weird for the most part, it could be mycology or the history of Central Africa or something.) In my opinion, those are probably more important.
@gwell21188 ай бұрын
@@computergamescritical6917 Fair enough. Good points.
@tazerface86598 ай бұрын
The Shoe On Nux channel. I'm here for it
@insomnia888 ай бұрын
The worst/best pick-up line, I've heard, was "was hay do you work at subway cause you gave me a footlong".
@Banduke-nf2md6 ай бұрын
Id feel molested if I heard that 😭
@playboi30568 ай бұрын
I saw the thumb nail and thought this was a shoeonhead video collabing with nux 😂
@Bruhmeme69908 ай бұрын
agreed i'd rather watch humans getting hydraulic pressed than listening to those rizz lines
@richmyster848 ай бұрын
@1:09 red cardinals are male. That's a father bird feeding his baby birds. Typical "WAHMEN" ignoring strong father figures even in the animal kingdom! xD
@OmniscientWarrior8 ай бұрын
As some person that lived in NC, can confirm. The pretty Cardinals are the boys and the ugly ones are the girls. It stays at a young age.
@richmyster848 ай бұрын
@@OmniscientWarrior SC representing! GO COCKS!
@olamideifarajimi32928 ай бұрын
10:26 Emotional Damage! I know this feeling, when you can't read the room and bumble like a fool
@loner844Ай бұрын
She said: do I have rizz? He said: touch grass
@addieroth52018 ай бұрын
Did shoeon really crack her knuckles on her head? 😮❤ Thats fing awesome!!❤
@yugoxgc8 ай бұрын
Not the 1st time she did it
@finfrog32378 ай бұрын
she's like Curly, one of the 3 stooges.
@watchdog66196 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's her signature move kinda.
@cosmictheorist60918 ай бұрын
Is this pickup line is "Hey, i like what you're saying, wanna hang out and say more." It worked on me and still adore the guy til today. But we're both socially awkward.
@addieroth52018 ай бұрын
Spittin facts, Nux! ❤😂
@elitejeffrey37198 ай бұрын
The way she mentions Rizz it sounds like she's talking about effort😂
@opiniongamer22608 ай бұрын
This really is a primary example of why I hate influencers. Pick up lines are ironically called pick up lines, no girl has ever been pulled by pickup line. Pickup lines are dad jokes, that are meant to break the ice, (so the girls putting up tiktoks complaining that no men approach them anymore), and show that the guy is available and looking. You tow are calling guys attempts to show they are available cringe. Thank you for adding to the reason why men don't approach women anymore.
@XzavierRosa8 ай бұрын
The new murder drones episode just came out
@tythecakelord4458 ай бұрын
if youre attractive enough people will approach you for both genders
@falgo-dj3lj8 ай бұрын
Another great video king.
@jacegarcia32558 ай бұрын
Huh... Did not ever expect a crossover of Sh0e and Nux, but here we are and I am intrigued
@bruhstudios99328 ай бұрын
So, I’ve been told for most of my life that I look “creepy” (I have a birth defect) and now, I can’t see myself as not looking creepy. It has really hurt my social life, as I don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable. Does anyone have any advice for someone who looks creepy and doesn’t want to be treated like someone that is “creepy”?
@darkling-studios8 ай бұрын
12:20 ah... There it was... It was jump cut but she took a drink
@coyoteodinkar55488 ай бұрын
"Gender wars gender wars gender wars" priceless
@Cillranchello8 ай бұрын
Pick up lines are a fun trust building exercise, on the third date when you're both laughing at how bad you can make them.
@DoctorOaks8 ай бұрын
The only time I have seen Pickup Lines do anything is making the other person laugh. I tried dating apps for a short while. It was the worst experience I've had. That was years ago, and I've heard it's only gotten worse.
@jonah_jo8 ай бұрын
NOOO!!! [“(Lord) Nux Pentious” in the thumbnail] 😂 “Oh! Hello, *Purple* Female!”
@anzerupnik14428 ай бұрын
Shoe on head: Do I have rizz? Nux flexes his female audience procentage!
@emerster6568 ай бұрын
we need a guy to go on here and do a completely ironic disney channel esque-impression of some like super popular douche, ironically saying the most generic pickup lines, and being as goofy as possible, then for the second girl, he just sits down and starts meditating going full hindu monk.
@XVa-uj8m8 ай бұрын
Look at Casanova, he was UGLY and he picked up women left and right because he was the epitome of Charisma. I mean his name was immortalized as a STAND IN in a sentence to mean high Charisma..."He was a real Casanova."
@elizabethjennings7228 ай бұрын
I know she's the one who asked for pick up lines but anyway... "Do you know the difference between having sex and having a conversation?" "No?" "Then let's go back to my place and talk."
@TheGrossDemon8 ай бұрын
Idk bruh, if i had my hair pulled back and some guy said "your forehead looks heavy, can i hold it for you/wanna lean it on my shpulder" i'd laugh till i choked.
@zeroburn3158 ай бұрын
You can really tell that the women were playing this like the game it is, while all the guys, sans Nut, were legit trying to get with the women and thinking they had a chance with them. Nut was the only one playing it like a game and putting up defenses. Nut is my spirit animal.
@fantasticemu72568 ай бұрын
Yeah, I got to agree with Knox on that. He was definitely the best character of this episode.
@jarrodoakley69114 ай бұрын
Ok, Nut started winning me over
@Shadepariah8 ай бұрын
9:15 "You smell like my mom" ... wow
@InfernoVor8 ай бұрын
I love how it's "they need to exist" and not "they need to breathe" since there is the necro audience. For those who don't know or don't get it, don't ask, don't ruin your day.
@toospooky0518 ай бұрын
Love the character art in the thumbnail
@AlienBros4 ай бұрын
I just wear Sex Panther by Odion. They've done studies. 60% of the time, it works every time.
@olamideifarajimi32928 ай бұрын
42:24 Woman: It thought I should just let you know I exist Man: You exist alright W Rizz
@BradShadowDog8 ай бұрын
"Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?".
@Grimmance8 ай бұрын
36:54 what a oincidence i cosplay as the farmer from DBZ ep 1 all the time.
@localfup8 ай бұрын
A situationship is basically "??? with benefits"
@fabiourbano64048 ай бұрын
it usually means she is giving everything to a guy in a relationship or a guy with options and praying she is the one picked.
@catmadebread8 ай бұрын
my fav chanel to listen to while studying
@roktavory73998 ай бұрын
Again, remembering you to watch Rhalzek‘s Yugioh videos woröth the ai presidents. Cool video 😂
@gaija48198 ай бұрын
‘Women can’t tell the difference between 5’10 and 6’. ‘ Me sitting here a born female that’s 6’1”. : I can tell. 😂
@Justintheinsane8 ай бұрын
That Tennessee pick up line is fire 8:58
@Maltx974718 ай бұрын
Agreed 💯 like I see my friends do this all the time, using cheesy pick up lines. I'm like dude it's simple be nice play it cool an be funny don't over sell it 😂
@jonathanabad45708 ай бұрын
Have you always wanted to be a maid? Because I'm a mess. I'll see myself out
@seabass8198 ай бұрын
Well nux, in MY experience, female flirting doesn't exist. Someone please, I'm so lonely.
@spiritofreality79886 ай бұрын
nah brooo. female flirting does exist, you just gotta look harder!
@Olav_Hansen8 ай бұрын
The very first "rizz moment" just sums up everything wrong with the video. Women are anticipating an attempt, while men are forced to do it, making it pretty much doomed to fail. On top of that, the reason why it felt so awkward is because it invokes opposite feelings. Shooting your shot should be a confidence thing, but he was clearly not convinced of his own rizz. On top of that there was nothing 'in the moment' about his line. The best pick up line I can come up with is simply 'Hey I have a bit of an issue that I think you could help me out with. The problem being that we haven't been acquainted yet." After the first sentence, take a little pause. It allows her to catch up to the situation a bit, and prevents (as often is the problem) the line from sounding to reversed and disingenuous. Body language/flow/confidence in the voice is more important than the words themselves. That'll influence how she 'feels' about the line by a lot. If you bring it poorly, she'll either feel disgust (cringe) or pitty you, neither of which is attractive.
@jasonhawman32928 ай бұрын
Nux and Shoe, sharing the same braincell again.
@k1llblank8 ай бұрын
8:49 when nux turned rizz mode on i came everywhere
@Wixvhen8 ай бұрын
I wouldn't be able to appreciate any of these lines. For me, it's 'I like talking and getting to know people and work up from friends'.
@Trickbot70008 ай бұрын
Save the pickup lines for when you’re already in the relationship. That’s the only time they’ve been well received in my experience.
@Chrissercombe8 ай бұрын
men waman☕️🗿
@blackshaddow50057 ай бұрын
18:00 He walks up to her, says "Listen...", she stops her introduction... and he has nothing to follow up. He should have AT LEAST said "Hey" in a high pitched voice or droped some random fun- (or "not so fun"-) fact nobody cares about (like Navi in TLoZ OoT)
@drewo.1278 ай бұрын
If there’s one thing that the live action Inspector Gadget movie was right about, it’s this line: “You know how they say ‘nice guys finish last?’ Well they’re wrong!”
@blackshaddow50057 ай бұрын
I think the only pickup line that actually works is: "Horde or alliance?" (if you have maxed out charackters on both)
@mikethegoo3 ай бұрын
These girls probably still tell their friends and family about this one time on vacation where a little boy scared the shit out of them and he was amazing. That little boy is now being based on KZbin
@joshuabrand1113 ай бұрын
" Puke in my mouth beardless moist critical." Was not a sentence I was prepared to hear. I just took 25 psychic damage..... No saving throw.
@maniacalgod8 ай бұрын
Nux being like "make it stop" right after me thinking, "I think I died on the inside from that pick-up line"
@sparki4202 ай бұрын
Dude to woman: "Listen" Me: "THEY DONT DO THAT!"
@malice9268 ай бұрын
1:41 I'm pro civilian, screw both regimes and their damn blood feud killing innocent people that just want to live their lives.
@TraehderettahS5 ай бұрын
"Hey baby, are you the Twin Towers? Cause Id never forget it if -you- went down."
@Lowkeylie8 ай бұрын
So. I do not consider myself a natural flirt. Casanova I am not. But god damn if the current dating pool and culture make me look like the smoothest mofo on the planet. Like it really isn’t that hard. Most people like being treated like people. They like you taking an interest in them. Being genuine. Seeing what makes them tick. They like you being unafraid and unabashed to be yourself. There’s no magic like. No formula. Just take an interest in people and it’s amazing the ways they’ll reciprocate.
@Sigmaairav8 ай бұрын
Pick up lines aren't sinceer , that is why they all suck. It's just another form of unwanted ads. It is literally no different than the ads being served to every person who doesn't use an adblocker while watching yt; intrusive, nobody asked for it, it's blatantly obvious fishing for personal gain while putting on the facade of being decent. If you want a real good relationship, you will find it when not looking for it, organically when you discover the person who clicks with your brain and you click with theirs and you mutually decide you like one another enough to commit to a relationship. Be kind, be excellent, and be considerate mutually, think critically
@tytool23858 ай бұрын
Quick question for fellow commentors: does a letter containing the following message will rizz a woman? "Je t'aime madame [insert name]". (I love you miss [insert name]) in french.