TOG II.mp4

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Song: Waltz of the Flowers - Tchaikovsky
Can-Can - Offenbach
Josef Suk, Serenade, Op 6 - A Far Cry
Cartoon Bank Heist - Doug Maxwell/Media Right Productions

[@rhystaylor851]

Rip Crusader SPAA, never even got a chance to carry out the mission :(

[@hewfil1]

Gotta laugh cause he comments "Where's my AA" After thirty seconds earlier, showing the AA get DONKED.

[@corrodan2995]

Makes one of the longest tanks ever designed, sits everyone within jerkoff distance of each to easily get clapped by one shell.

[@alexd1265]

Covers everything inside with smoke shells to guarantee ammunition explosion if hit

[@bobkowalski7655]

​@@alexd1265 if you remove the sponsons modification, the smoke launcher and shells also go away. It adds 5 tons of weight, a major weak spot, 4 non-working MGs and fills your tank with ammo.

[@smothdude]

He took it out in video but the tank is still a meme, no armor at all for that BR @@bobkowalski7655

[@tirushone6446]

real question tho, why is the tog 2 so long when it's only like 1/4 acctaully crew compartment?

[@tf2enjoyerreal]

@@tirushone6446it was built by a bunch of people who though the trench warfare of WWI would stay dominant and so they made the tank long to cross trenches they were quite wrong

[@WigglyWings]

Pinnacle of British heavy tank design.

[@Wegpblu_xD_eBpeu]

длина

[@rytuouo6773]

a gun with is2 pen at 5.3 plus good reload and nicely spalling shell, but absolute dogshit mobilty and armour

[@CallofDutyBlackOps28]

i always said to myself "just imagine the minds of the TOG II were actually making the TOG II durring WW1; as much as engine problems etc. that tanks have, being a literal metal bridge with a cannon ontop of it, it suits the whole "bridge" well for WW1's standard.

[@Count_Gustav]

The tank is so slow as if it has gun stabilizer while moving.

[@bobkowalski7655]

Pretty much yes. I never have to stop to have stable aim.

[@juancortapan7845]

It's because the TOG doesn't have suspension

[@EsplodoDubai]

No it s the earth under it that is thrown sway by his tracks

[@YbJeon]

​@juancortapan7845 having no suspension unstabilises the vehicle, not the other way around. TOG being rock-steady aim fwhile having no suspension is because of its pure mass.

[@juancortapan7845]

@@YbJeon ask the asu 57 if the suspension makes the gun more stable XD No suspension allows the gun to stay in place while accelerating or slowing the vehicle

[@thisguyyyyyyy2723]

You know, when you think about it, this thing moves pretty quick. For a building.

[@flyawaytodie]

"Anything will move, if you give it enough horsepower" - Jeremy Clarkson, probably

[@plague9098]

@@flyawaytodie Sounds like something he would say.

[@usssimshullnumberdd-4095]

'Had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

[@Exzalian]

It's definitely my favorite land boat.

[@William_Bryant]

For a pillbox, he drives pretty good!

[@donnikthejedi2222]

Yeah those add on Guns and the Smoke Hull Launcher add massive weakpoints to this thing on top of filling it with more ammo XD

[@TheGeoCheese]

The TOG tank is a great tank. Here are the reasons why: It’s great at parties No one gets mad at the TOG TOG puts smiles onto people’s faces What do you mean I’m not listing practical reasons these are great reasons!

[@Epic_candle]

But fr the 28pdr is quite a blessing, being able to pen panthers up front is a huge blessing

[@noname-wo9yy]

Actual jingles quote

[@cr0ss414]

This is definitely a Toggers moment

[@camerontaylor6028]

That's our word, but you can say Togga

[@desaver7016]

Toggus

[@nicolasgomez6637]

These are real Togger hours

[@soldiert0144]

gaijin try not to nerf a British tank challenge (impossible)

[@kapioskapiopoylos7338]

i really can't tell why but exactly. FV4005 wont oneshot because of hesh somehow is implemented as throwing playdoh at your enemies, apds will bounce for no reason, if they do penetrate they will be causing no internal damage, even if you hit a crew directly he may turn yellow. And their BRs are complete jokes.

[@haatonofthebasementoutofth276]

​@@kapioskapiopoylos7338it been years since HESH got nerfed. The Conway and the DeathBarn were kings.

[@rexy132]

@@haatonofthebasementoutofth276 except things that throw premium HESH still oneshot...both the AVRE and m728 perform wonderfully...i even take them into 11.7 and if its a city...oh boy you better believe they clap...but the 4005 in an 11.7...i might get lucky and splash an AA or light next to the leopard i hit in the engine deck and did minor spalling...idk what they did but HESH that isnt premium really bombs now...HE seems to be better than ever

[@andrzejkol4538]

​ FV4005 is almost disgusting right now, with sturmtiger reload time it should one hit anything it faces (it usually dosent) and it has a one time turret ejection feature if something even looks at it

[@thaerahmed282]

​@@kapioskapiopoylos7338dam you took this from my mouth as I said 😭 USA tanks sabot same what you said 100% true they don't DMG when pen or went through the crew and only became yallow 😅 and sometimes bounce or break on impact on dam flat armor 😔 8.3 sabot pain and make it worse it's weaker then USSR or Germany shells 284 mm apfsds at 9.0 br and USSR have 311 dart at 8.3 br

[@hakzource8660]

At this point just do the IS-2 driving backward strat, granted it’ll be worse but at least you won’t instantly die

[@CptAngelKGaming]

maybe you need to watch the video..

[@user-jm8sy5ox2j]

Enemies can just shoot turret and you still die instantly since the vehicle has no armor anywhere

[@lycantrofy]

skill issue @@user-jm8sy5ox2j

[@Bybys_Kiausai]

I did protection analysis and i think the best strategy is to angle it like a Tiger I, that will require 200+ mm of pen to penertrate hull. The turret's armour is weak.

[@Misdemeanorv2]

@@user-jm8sy5ox2jI don’t get why people keep saying this, I have the TOG II and I find it’s armor to be extremely effective. If you play with even the slightest bit of intelligence you can easily get 4-5 kills per game. The driving backwards strat only leads to long having to repair every 12 seconds

[@jabaited]

A tank that only a mother could love❤... And i'm the mother

[@the_jingo]

And who’s the father?

[@gtogtom2748]

​@@the_jingoyou ❤

[@vilneil]

1:32 that gunner really open the hatch for fresh air at the worst time possible

[@meanestower5654]

The Tog is 1Km faster than the T95 (Tutel)

[@giantidiot31]

(is that with or without the pontoons? :o )

[@HHdrummer100]

i still giggle with every XQC desk slam to pick new tank. I love it!

[@Digolgrin]

It's actually a use of a backup vehicle, but I like it all the same!

[@xamnoir]

Welcome to Great Britain! We have... Churchill VII - 21km/h Blackprince - 17km/h and TOG II - 14km/h the snail squad!

[@crad5476]

Top speed is actually 15km/h for the tog. Noob.

[@xamnoir]

@@crad5476 Wow ~, l'm sooooo sooooorrry jackass, l only seen the video, that showed 14kph. Soooo sorrrryyy to trigger your ego. +-1 kph and your little world break, and l'm the noob... lol

[@crad5476]

@@xamnoirHoly shit dude, you need to get your attitude in check. That was full down sarcasm and meant as a friendly joke, why overreact so much and get insanely triggered over being called a "noob"... in a friendly context. Why would anyone even get mad at that word, in any context? Dont let your world "break" so easily, thats not healthy for you.

[@bakaneko6639]

​@@crad5476just a total noob that got triggered, nothing to see here

[@crad5476]

@@bakaneko6639 Yeah, these people... Holy crap.

[@Paronak]

This tanks plays exactly like the ARL44. Good turret traverse, exeptional AP pen, good frontal armor. Big turret weakspot.

[@that_1_lonelyguy064]

But the speed of maus

[@crad5476]

The armor is not good. The reverse speed is the exact same as the forward speed, so I recommend going into battle backwards as the engine and transmission eat all the shots, just like in the IS-2

[@Endermann111]

i have played the tog and i gotta say at 5.3 its worse than the ARL-44

[@NuSuntSerb]

except the tog II is 1000% slower and the crew is majorly condensed compared to the ARL44

[@commandoepsilon4664]

"Big turret weak spot" meaning turret = weakspot. Also don't forget you vertical cannon drive gets shot out all the time, they both have that in common as well.

[@bromada5144]

Nice to see the side machine gun ports are still USELESS

[@bromada5144]

Also just noticed it's 5.3 💀💀💀💀💀

[@MultiGerel]

the side machine guns also make angleing completely useless. its better to just take them off

[@boggisthecat]

Worse than useless. They make the tank far more vulnerable.

[@nixrandy1560]

Day 31 of asking malzi to play planes with controller

[@henrnnn]

Is it that bad

[@underworldgameshd69]

@@henrnnnas a ps4 player, yes it is that bad

[@henrnnn]

I have played with controller n it aint that bad

[@tuliomil9506]

Damm that’s the hardest thing in the game

[@Gargoyle_911nn]

@@henrnnnI would imagine you can’t free look while still controlling your plane so that alone should be a deal breaker for me in anything above like 3.0 br

[@IxBl4ckH4rtxI]

Less than 24 hours now until the 100th bruhh extravaganza

[@CompuTer5-15]

You’ve made Jingle’s day

[@tankersshow9770]

HOT TOG! 🌭

[@auricom8472]

Gaijin: Lets add the TOG II something that everyone wants but absolutely ruin it. Just like they ruined most of the british ground tree.

[@the743rdtankbattalion5]

I fail to see how it's ruined. I've had fantastic experiences with it, the thing is borderline broken if you use it right.

[@knightartorias6473]

I think that the TOG should be dropped into 4.3 or 4.7 due to its rly weak armor and it should be a super heavy tank, not a cardboard box with powerful gun, it simply is just big, weak and slow hot tog with a powerful gun

[@highadmiralbittenfield9689]

It is armored frontally about as well as a Tiger 1, and the sides are about as thick as a KV1. Combine this with the fact it has an excellent gun, and it belongs where it's at.

[@tranminhnguyen6217]

@@highadmiralbittenfield9689 it doesn't have the mobility and angle effectiveness of the Tiger 1, the sides are huge, flat, and less bouncy than a KV1. Combine this with the fact that it's a British gun with inconsistent damage and accuracy, and it doesn't belong at 5.3.

[@highadmiralbittenfield9689]

@tranminhnguyen6217 it had no trouble with its survivability in all the gameplay I have seen, especially when sponsons are left off. Put it any lower, and it will be brain-dead OP.

[@civilrebel3743]

​@@tranminhnguyen6217bro, the 17 pounder doesn't suck that much at all

[@mfakhripratama2266]

@@highadmiralbittenfield9689 my man hate british to be competitive Tog need at least to 5.0, 4.7 might is preferable 5.3 is just punching bag, the mobility so slow, armor is meh and everyone is carry APHE made ez to one shot TOG

[@Thewaxbandit-ey8ly]

TOG’s pov”ima bouta blow”

[@2022baker]

Damn, love that PE-8 moment ❤

[@heavytiger5807]

Played a few matches with mine and realized really quickly gaijin was on that special kinda crack to think the tog needs to be 5.3

[@hellisia-celeste-evangelin8925]

Actually its quite good at 5.3 i easely make tiger and panther bounce my turret and i pen them anywhere i want

[@Daktangle]

Needing multiple AP shells to take out a tank? Ah, the British way!

[@thaerahmed282]

😅 tbh if the shell pen the tank even if it's ap in real life the tank will disabled and if it's hit anything crit in the tank it's will be useless not like war thunder and above that war thunder nerfed ap shells and didn't modele them correct even APCR shouldn't be this bad and useless in really life 😅

[@overlordminigun6346]

I just bought this so that it can join my club of British landships. It is a worthy member

[@mrShum1k]

Malzi, much respect for the music you use.

[@kp.r6s]

when the british finally made a tank with an actual gun

[@daskollektiv4593]

Most of them have guns

[@kapioskapiopoylos7338]

The problem is how AP post-pen is working in the game. irl, it is rather non-typical for the gunner to keep working as if nothing happened having taken several 76.2mm hits to the face (or anywhere). And HESH causing the same amount of damage as throwing playdoh at the same speed of a similar weight for some reason.

[@Flame-vo5yu]

Just got told I had Covid, but your video helps me forget about it. Love your content.

[@whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyry]

It's been 3 hours of picking and I'm still riding a slow scoop through the fields. I don’t even look where I’m going, I just enjoy the video

[@paddynhat1311]

Damn the fart sound when the shells explode in the kill cam makes me laugh af

[@CallofDutyBlackOps28]

the only tank that says "so, you've been shitting on solid shot again; how about now?"

[@jessepasma2184]

Malzi: removes machineguns on the side Gunners: guess imma look at a wall now

[@nyb4810]

Судорожный немецкий гений: *Создает maus* Судорожный британский гений: *Создаёт Tog II* Остался судорожный японский гений с их танками под 160 тонн

[@chivapchich4394]

Ты забыл французов с их Char 2C

[@nyb4810]

@@chivapchich4394 точно! Это 60 тонное чудо с электротрансмисией, из-за которого впринцепе и стал возможен моус

[@smc4229]

Love the new sound effect for the turrets getting blown off

[@_virus_9780]

In the video it was necessary to add fragments of how an M109 beats you in the bushes from the end of the map)))

[@manurz1]

"this thing is blazing fast...wait Hammond ... HAAAMMOOOONND"

[@Jack_Gibby]

Return of the king!

[@ArdivKmen]

Just noticed that test drive is 2 weeks long so I'm guessing it was from Gaijin. It's great that they still recognize you even with your BRUH series lol

[@wordsisnukes]

I'm surprised how quickly the turret traverses. No, seriously. That's probably the best aspect of this idiotic contraption.

[@nucleargandhi3759]

You're laughing. Your AA got killed immediately and can't protect you and you're laughing.

[@literallyhuman5990]

Truly a toggers moment

[@MuhammedAlbaz]

love your vids

[@stormtroopertk8]

Bro this thing is like putting a house on tracks then putting a fortress gun in it

[@Cakerdom]

i congratulate malzi on not using bushes this time *he probably forgor 💀💀

[@WeatherWX]

Ah yes the TOG... The Mighty Jingles would be proud!

[@Cookienoms]

Ah yes, the TOG II. The tank for the most gentle of gentleman. The tank that all british people need to have in their garage. The tank that will create the saltyness of salt. Of to the salt mines these enemies will go i tell you, to the salt mines they go i say!

[@kermitmajster8496]

DELIGHTFUL EPISODE

[@Ol.Reliable]

Can’t wait for the TOG to be included in the bruh series

[@RenAeRen]

Hot Tog II skin when

[@elkprostoelk]

While TOG II is going anywhere, its crew drinks tasty English tea ☕️

[@reib00n]

80% Winrate / 4,5 K/D... cant see any suffering :D

[@ozelotsoffunT-jz2rt]

This tank will kill your finger for s key bind

[@sppoopyirishsonny1104]

that M51 had crazy post-barricade clarity

[@jhonathanrafael7971]

The Boat Tonk

[@monticore1626]

Without sponsons the two side gunners are literally just spare crew

[@FloridaManMorbid]

I missed one part of the event cuz I was moving and missed the tog :)

[@VG2M76]

This thing drives slower than anything going reverse and has the word ''panther'' in it.

[@Epic_candle]

Being able to pen panthers up front is a blessing

[@Nick-rs5if]

Ah yes, HE. Also known as the M10-Nutcrackers! 😄

[@aseortoalgoritmo7002]

No malzi really hid his name in game

[@wisdom5167]

0:52 - that was awesome, dude.

[@SwtorSateleShanFan]

We British Mains love to suffer i guess 😂

[@L_O_G_I_K_A]

HOT DOG TANK, HOT DOG TANK PGOG

[@TheAutisticHomoSapien]

hi like your content

[@dawg4187]

Bro had the balls to expose his side part of the tank🥶🥶

[@Mynameismiqa]

Literraly Char 2c but british version :

[@Nobodycares22222]

u could make a wall outta of the mous and tog

[@gian.4388]

Yup, you can take both Marders up to 5.7 and still do very well, they're great

[@Alicia-mofumofu]

Hoping to get in on the strong aroma of the tea

[@Ravnican127]

TOGs strong together.

[@kilianuwe8731]

7:35 I feel the pain man

[@NFS_Challenger54]

Oh, The Mighty Jingles will be so proud.

[@joeschantz295]

Day 15 of asking Malzi to take a vacation, but this time you enjoy meme tank

[@nicoferguson1215]

Hms Tog II reporting for duty!

[@Jerry-the-General]

HOT TOG TIME MACHINE also can u make a video on war thunder mobil

[@Richard-ov9do]

Fun fact, that Pe-8's name means "daddy" in mandarin.

[@DaWhiteGibusman]

you might not realize it cause you are up against German guns, but TOG actually has a quite similar armor arrangement to the Tiger 1, except the turret is worse, i suggest TOG owners to turn the GWP modification off (side MG and the hull howitzer that only shoot smoke), so that you can eliminate a weakspot and allow you to angle your TOG, just like the Tiger. I am also obligated to remind TOG owners that TOG's gun has really good pen, like slightly better than Panther's 75mm, so weakspot unavailable to 17 pounder, is available to the TOG's 28 pounder, for example, while shooting at a sturmtiger, you still cannot penetrate the upper front, but the shell is powerful enought to go through the transmission and still do a good chunk of damage.

[@jbenipinbenitez6847]

The Tog II has a bad design when it comes to ammunition. Malzi, what do you think of the M901?

[@eatsnowanddie]

i feel like malz is the ground version and the warthunder commander is in charge of air rb videos

[@DasDaniel007]

it all looks so familiar. xD and really every damn time.. our AA doesnt do anything and planes take us apart.... And as soon as Im in AA you dont see any planes anymore..

[@general_warthog2201]

Dude this thing is crazy OP

[@crad5476]

Nah man it should be 2.7

[@AS3R1US]

@@crad5476 idk man ive played 4 games with the TOG doing the backwards driving. 1st game 2 kills. 2nd game 4 kills. 3rd game 3 kills and 4th game 5 kills

[@daskollektiv4593]

wrong

[@crad5476]

@@AS3R1US Pretty average yeah. That was sarcasm btw if you did not notice.

[@tesanekkokos4526]

7:00 ah yes, a perfect ricochet

[@Jana-nj3wb]

Biggest problem of TOG 2, you re CAS best friend. If you start earing planes you re screwed

[@poeticfrost619]

I saw 8 of these on my team today

[@user-eq6bx1wp2y]

4:16 THANKS U MALZ!!

[@armasxd]

No way they added the sausage tank 💀

[@loganwalker8537]

I got it yesterday Dont ever plan on playing it though

[@user-eo5sk2mu8m]

8:21 that Pe-8's name means father

[@brianresnov6910]

valetine I=mini Tog II

[@MM10567]

as the time of speaking I am 17630 score from the tog

[@szymonrozanski6938]

Premium in one game. Premium in the other. Sigh*

[@LeroxYT]

I think the tog should be more like 4.3, most 4.3 tanks can still pen it, but not THAT easily

[@kapioskapiopoylos7338]

4.7 would be where i think it would be ok, 4.3 would be actualy having armor. 5.3 is way too high, it has no reason to be there.

[@i4i1008]

"Armoured Rectangle"

[@fuahrahn]

Wait, Berlin still exists?? I can't remember when i saw it last time 🤔

[@sleepyboi6681]

Dreams turn into nightmares

[@StickDead]

Tog Gonna Tog....

[@knightvisiongoggles7934]

8:22 Now I get why it looks like you're always fighting the entire enemy team by yourself. It's because you are!!! @Malzi