Man drinking open container blows 0.00 RBT

Man drinking open container blows 0.00 RBT.
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[@gutzu265]

"it's not gonna intoxicate me" "How do you know?" *Stares in 0.000*

[@tyshred9251]

He wasnt wrong lol

[@techn9cian09]

Hahaha 🤣

[@nonya7954]

Hear me out. If you can legally drive at say, .04 or even .07 (technically can get a DUI in many US states under .08 if you show signs of impairment), what's wrong with swapping out a soda or water for a beer if you never go over .02? Seems stupid to me. Sure, some people will abuse it and drive drunk... but wouldn't they anyway?

[@davidduvick6453]

😂😂😂

[@flopsinator5817]

@@nonya7954 Well then you'd get the temptation to drink another one. Besides it's pretty stupid to drink anything whilst driving anyway.

[@mosatsoni4324]

He was so high, he forgot to drink.

[@future9329]

LMAO

[@hun3728]

case solved

[@skraabruh8294]

Hahaha 😂🤣

[@Pinkielover]

guy was just tired

[@1public_note]

LOL

[@noahhoffman4475]

plot twist, he didnt blow a 0.000, he blew a 1.000. the breathalyzer just doesnt show it

[@disfeed]

He would be dead as a doornail if that were the case 😂

[@demonetizedhistory5806]

@@disfeed not if hes captain america, cuz alcohol doesnt affect him.

[@Neon-ws8er]

@@demonetizedhistory5806i think captain america is american

[@Chadicus22]

I remember an episode where some old guy blew, if I remember correctly, a 2.000 and was 200 times over the limit.

[@Jominer08]

@@Chadicus22apparently the highest ever recorded BAC was 1.480

[@mitch6962]

They accidentally used the breathlyzer they save for rich people.

[@avocadosanxiety]

😭

[@flynneaston6264]

Twice?

[@SwitchedDreams]

What

[@Therockstarkid]

"Officer Gilmore is clearly not impressed." I think he was impressed.

[@amosw766]

Can see a true blue when he spots it

[@ToxicSkull0]

Even the device was impressed. Damien was impressed

[@thishollowhill]

Lmao

[@THESLlCK]

The meter even was spazzing out

[@TheWopper78]

Heheheheheeheheh me too.

[@HastyThots]

He doesn't have a problem with alcohol... The alcohol has a problem with him.

[@illuminatemusic7241]

Copied me but that’s dope

[@HastyThots]

@@illuminatemusic7241 You didn't say that at all. All you did was ask a question you said "Does he have a drinking problem?" try again. I made a STATEMENT you asked QUESTION get it right.

[@hromuhnev588]

He have a problem with alcohol before...now he drinks that with no problem

[@dobeforeyoudiesmile4673]

He didn't choose THUG LIFE choose him

[@starblvnt]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4OWloqXYpeGjbc

[@genus.family]

- Any drinking problems? - No, only solutions.

[@richiesworld1]

😂😂

[@DeathPenny]

- Any drinking problems? - No - I haven't spilled a drop.

[@jesse4952]

Fuck buddy this one got me going 🤣🤣😅

[@1zbossz]

XDDDDDDD

[@1zbossz]

that's too funny lmaoo XD

[@jammydodger1449]

"It's not gonna intoxicate me" "How do you know" "just blew a 0.000 mate"

[@josterfosh]

Gotta love empirical data

[@trucid2]

The breathalyzer was set to measure the blood levels in his alcohol system.

[@revthescatman137]

I just got the joke lol

[@cjadventures8840]

Lol

[@melancholicmelon7338]

I had to reread that

[@slurrping_noisee]

nice LMAO

[@1zbossz]

XD !

[@Cimlite]

_"It's not going to intoxicate me"_ - I mean, he's not wrong. Apparently.

[@tristanschmitz7910]

He knows his limits I guess lol

[@hamza-trabelsi]

so the man have got a black hole in his throat.

[@loonygamer2074]

Must be irish lol

[@thefalselemon579]

Bloody legend

[@nahiyantasneem1381]

when you use the wrong formula but get the correct answer

[@caskadestudio]

He has the appearance and demeanour of a 50-year-old high-as-a-kite version of when Superwog acts as an uptight lady

[@Rad1antCypher]

LMAO true

[@HoaxGames1]

this made me chuckle

[@omarspost]

What a legend. Pulled over for acting weird. Clearly off his rocks on stimulants, but told them he was drinking. knew he'd pass the breathalyser, so they couldn't arrest him. Saved a night in a cell, car being towed, prosecution, record, hefty fine, losing licence.

[@pa5838]

Why are people calling him a legend? Dude is driving while on drugs, he could kill innocent people and himself.

[@brayden3822]

yes, driving whilst on meth is such a legendary feat.

[@ahernnelson2756]

@@brayden3822With respect for the appropriate considerations, driving on stimulants, specifically amphetamine, should be pretty much harmless.

[@lazymass]

​@@ahernnelson2756depends on how long you didn't sleep tho, after few days of no sleep beeing high on amphetamines, the hallucinations of all sorts starts and can impair you quite a bit. Ofc if the sleep is at least close to normal, your statement is correct.

[@brayden3822]

@@ahernnelson2756 even if it’s “harmless”, which i’m absolutely sure that it isn’t, it still isn’t what i would call legendary.

[@ThiccOleCat]

This man doesn't have a drinking problem, he's clearly found the solution.

[@TheLastSoundNL]

An alcoholic solution.

[@tweakerkid]

Lol 🤣

[@sergiozambonino372]

Hahahaha underrated comment

[@mnfproductions2030]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4fLgZSDiNiWl5Y this explains why

[@randominionfun5433]

If I were a year younger I wouldn’t get the song reference

[@Vezmus1337]

Officer: "Any drugs or alcohol tonight?" Driver: "No thanks, I'm all set."

[@1life744]

Ha ha ha!

[@sowhat...]

😂 yea imagine if he even made a citizen's arrest and arrested the officers for being dirty cops offering him drugs 😂

[@PassTheSnails]

Very nice

[@robertdredden5474]

Guy comes back: Officer on second thought Id like to start a tab on some Crispy Kremes

[@mysticfalcon8844]

Lol

[@MeownaMeow]

This man doesn't have a drinking problem, he has a drinking solution.

[@JohnSmith-dr9wv]

I used to have a really bad drinking problem. I almost always drove drunk, never pulled over, the one time I wasn't drunk (just 1 beer. Literally just a beer like 5 hours prior to the stop) I got pulled over for DUI. Basically, I was on a country backroad late at night in a college town. I was from out-of-town visiting a girl, didn't know the roads and it was so dark, I could honestly hardly see the road. So I was all over the road. The cop said I was driving extremely erratically. When he asked if I had anything to drink, I was gonna say 1 beer.. but decided to just say no. Because I really wasn't drunk. I just wasn't used to the roads. Cop pulls me out, I do the field sobriety and breathalyzer, blow triples zeros and I was on my way. He asked me if I smoked weed or something, he was stumped. I was too. Had he caught me any other time, I would've been absolutely hammered and would've went to jail. But not that night. Never been so damn lucky in my life. Almost a year sober now.

[@mihaelh6783]

Glad to hear that you are sober. And you're very lucky for not being pulled over or even causing an accident.

[@AL-PAKA]

The police have this now for your future arrest

[@LIOUDUVIG]

good job bro! u got this!!!

[@mauripekkarinen1]

Stay strong, best of luck to you!!

[@NNiffy]

@@AL-PAKA They only have the name “John Smith” to work off on, good luck trying to find the correct John Smith lol

[@trapperjohn6089]

He doesn’t have a drinking problem. Rather, he’s got no problem drinking.

[@Terminator-fe2sv]

arizona zevras - "drinking problem"

[@cool9142]

Shoulda added the “ at all “ part at the end

[@Zix.n]

🤣

[@keefseg]

beautifully said

[@keptdwelling]

I’m getting this framed 😂

[@FriedrichHerschel]

Plot twist: The liquor store scammed him.

[@nickcabrera3087]

Lmfaooooooooooo

[@Juann13]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bryansperspective]

This makes so much sense. Like seriously

[@obscure323]

😂😂😂

[@realmcoy4696]

Lmao Im fuckin dying underrated comment hahah

[@zampoloo]

"I like the first reading" is such an underrated quote

[@purpleman1974]

It is hilarious that a police officer doesn´t know that when someone is on a stimulant (he was clearly on cocaine, meth or similar) he doesn´t lose his physical abilities, so he won´t be caught by making him perform ridiculously easy tests.

[@NelsonVanDweller]

It was meth. Taken it plenty of times. His mannerisms etc were giving me anxiety.

[@jadentonkin466]

yes thats why it should be legal to drive on stimulants

[@PanoptesDreams]

@@NelsonVanDweller That hand stuff he was doing...

[@slain4ever]

ye but they didn't have a drug test available so they could only arrest him if he seemed impaired and unable to drive safely.

[@playc.holder6432]

"Why would you drink and drive!?" "I'm going to Sydney" 😂

[@mnfproductions2030]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4fLgZSDiNiWl5Y Explains why the breathalyzer failed

[@rustyshackleford6069]

@@mnfproductions2030 I was expecting an informative video about a possible breathalyzer malfunction not a bad rap advertisement, stop lying

[@MrGersboy72]

I mean.. fair enough😂😂

[@hassanhussain3367]

@@mnfproductions2030 what crap is that lmao

[@hassanhussain3367]

@@rustyshackleford6069 said no idea what 💩 that is turned it off ASAP

[@JamesDixonification]

“Hope he learned a lesson” Learnt he’s immune to breathalysers and is able to drink drive.

[@ohfairbanks844]

paid 300$ tho

[@deltaneutral2783]

@@ohfairbanks844 Ah it's in AUD though, so it's like 10USD.

[@Alexis-kl5hx]

@@deltaneutral2783 lol 300 aud is 230.62 us dollars

[@sanderrehepapp5219]

All he learned is don't tell the cops you have liqour inside your paper bag, or you'll get fined

[@twistieman1078]

@@Bluedream144 calm down mate its a joke

[@classmcsass1775]

I am really happy for the multiple recaps in this youtube video. I forgot what I was watching half way through

[@baldbd64]

How much did you have to drink?

[@evildude2135]

It's cause the original has ad breaks that were removed in this video

[@jenconvertibles]

it’s channel nine there’s like a thousand ads on the original

[@eggmeister6641]

"Your eyes don't look right" "I'm a developer for EA and I haven't slept in 50 hours"

[@imagzz4942]

"You can't drink and drive..." Well, clearly he can actually.

[@dylan_van2198]

LMAO

[@user-ck5is2pg9y]

Not that meaning, means under by the law.

[@You-wo9su]

@@user-ck5is2pg9y funny 😂

[@JustRockMySoul]

Yeah, he can... until he runs someone over, or straight into a tree or ditch. Stupid comment, humour level 0.01/10

[@SacredGter]

@@user-ck5is2pg9y lol straight over ur head.

[@beinformed3607]

Never seen a guy trying to get himself arrested so hard

[@leviwebb5810]

@dabgod that’s how you get arrested...

[@210chillian8]

@@leviwebb5810 lie to the police, got it

[@skorp265]

@@leviwebb5810 and lying to the police increases your consequences.

[@Crazimo]

@@leviwebb5810 no you get arrested for either breaking the law or the cop themselves being a bad cop. being honest is the best course of action nearly all of the time.

[@TheStunnerFTW]

@@leviwebb5810 no, thats how you get arrested in America. Get it right.

[@stevenknight1198]

He was definitely on something, I love the fact he used a bottle 9f bourbon to cover for it. Legend

[@stewiew1151]

Ah, so we finally discover Jim Lahey in the flesh. "I am the liquor."

[@HildegardActual]

"It won't intoxicate me", this man has reached peak alcohol tolerance.

[@judekeeley5542]

His liver is 100% efficient

[@androcarot9288]

he never drank a sip from that xD 😆

[@Der.Preusse]

​@@androcarot9288 It was just Cola and no Bourbon, lol

[@annona718]

Russian genes. My dad is the same and so am I. I have drank half a bottle of tequila and not felt a thing.

[@charlieinthe_box]

@@Der.Preusse like the guy in To Kill a Mockingbird.

[@IncredibleMD]

"It's not gonna intoxicate me." "How do you know?" he asks the man who just blew a 0.00.

[@regular_ian]

that's results oriented thinking

[@antdav3699]

@@regular_ian did u learn that term in school today?

[@regular_ian]

@@antdav3699 I did not learn that term in school. I'm not even sure which class would teach it. Why do you ask?

[@fierygamingzilla69]

Chad

[@Hamza-yh8ck]

He asked how do you know, not is it, idiot.

[@montega.]

"its a possibility that he mightve been under the influence of something else" "😳😳😳👀"

[@rockydee7499]

police dont realize that he's the main character.

[@vladimirmarquez525]

He has plot armor

[@vladimirmarquez525]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@the1inAmillionSPERM]

hahahahaha

[@xltsalad8100]

HES THE PROTAGONIST😭😭😭

[@pudgysavage]

top comment

[@65firered]

I like how he's just as confused as the officer.

[@BryceKuhn]

i know hahahahahaha

[@6timesbabyyy996]

No way was it a cover story. Bloke couldn't process it himself lmao

[@MrBradshawbenjamin]

@@6timesbabyyy996 I would like to believe that but I feel like it was a cover story and that he faked shock to try to sell it. His eyes were buggin like he was on something.

[@PrivilegeYT]

@@MrBradshawbenjamin ecstasy

[@NorthJoestar]

@@6timesbabyyy996 the fact that you use the word bloke makes me believe humanity still has good people

[@redl1ght1]

5:18 gets me everytime😂

[@T.Maximus]

😳👀👁👁

[@ifedhimspaghetti]

I was looking for this comment… what the hell is that sound effect the editors added? They must have been laughing their asses off

[@redl1ght1]

The sound of returning a trolley in a supermarket

[@lllllMlllll]

hahahaha

[@JD-re3cj]

Correction: 5:17 and it makes it even better with what the cop says just before with the sound fx 😂

[@katielowen]

“There goes my hero, watch him as he blows” 🎶😂

[@rudstar64]

“There goes my hero, he’s full of brandy” 🗣️

[@jibberjabberstepback612]

I love how he actually seems disappointed to be blowing 0 lmfao

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

Same! He's like: "But I drink so much wtf I'm disappointed!😞"

[@Ryanbsajax]

He probably did a bit of cocaine

[@misterfister7714]

Alcoholic thing i guess.

[@HokeyBugle]

I'm not drunk?? What a rip-off!

[@realmcoy4696]

Lmaooo

[@siinxkj]

this is literally the most sober drunk man ever.

[@Billy-wg9pz]

He's on meth lol he's not sober 😂

[@siinxkj]

@@Billy-wg9pz then that is the lowest high I've ever seen

[@johnclayton4946]

@@Billy-wg9pz Or maybe simply nervous! There is cameras around him or it could be fake!

[@davec3651]

He wasn't drunk or anything. He's a boss.

[@josephzamora2267]

@@johnclayton4946 this isn't the actual situation, it's a reenactment.

[@colinchesbrough5772]

🤣🤣🤣🤣. Guy was so drunk he said "how can that be" when he blew 0!! Can't stop laughing

[@mindtreat]

UPDATE: Story has it, this guy is STILL trying to get drunk!

[@user-fz4ob9ey1q]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@luigimax1426]

Australian cops sound like the "im not angry but just disappointed" type of parents.

[@shayk4791]

@Enviroscape Sounds lol you should meet American cops then

[@shayk4791]

@Enviroscape Sounds lol no.. it's because a condescending tone is the least of my worries when it comes to American cops

[@CoyotitoLaPaz]

Nah they’re just white supremacists

[@markhayden654]

@@CoyotitoLaPaz huh you make no sense.

[@loganhollis4891]

@@CoyotitoLaPaz na he still had to pay fine

[@iannmiller]

Policeman: “Why would you drink and drive?” Wallace: “because I’m going to Sydney.”

[@Habeel13]

That's says it all

[@bociphous8094]

Why is everyone such a smart ass

[@JabitHighlystrung]

Checks out if you ask me. Sydney is fucked you'd want to be under the influence of something to deal with that place.

[@elkdzn513]

Yes, thank you for writing something that they said on the video, very original.

[@chickenfisher9670]

@@elkdzn513 Thanks for being a douche, very original.

[@OldManBOMBIN]

"I'll just have a bourbon on the way to Sydney" 😂😂

[@thepiggyprophet]

I'm more shocked by the officers "fitness status" than the result of the test.

[@rviolinfiddle55]

He had the American Cop-look

[@manofsteel8728]

Passed the donut test

[@kalijasin]

@@manofsteel8728 Lol 😆

[@dbt7624]

@@rviolinfiddle55 the bigger they are more bullets they can take. It’s a fucked up logic but that’s where we’re at with our country right now

[@f3t586]

Next headline: “Australians have evolved to not be affected by alcohol due to mass consumption”

[@alanperez7657]

Only logical explanation

[@joekurtz8303]

Or hes part 🇨🇮 Irish & just cant help it.

[@RWilmot03]

@@joekurtz8303 or Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😉

[@lynx4300]

as an aussie pretty much

[@deathybrs]

Part Irish/Part Scottish - didn't y'all just describe an Aussie's heritage to a T?

[@democratictotalitariansoci1462]

Driver- Pretends to be alcoholic. Actually- Has a dead body in a trunk.

[@hiltonmhizha4695]

reasonable

[@letsplayblis1115]

@@hiltonmhizha4695 haha lol, oh you made me laugh

[@B-RaDD]

not a good strategy since there gonna check the vehicle for different substances...at least here in America there's no way this guy would've gotten off

[@Aria432]

Genius

[@opossom1968]

@@B-RaDD yup in America we only think we are free, we are not, an American would have went to jail even if 10 breath tests came up 0.00 and a Needle from the ER showed negative. The police in America told to take anyone they can to jail even if no reason. All they say is 'sir or mam your now under arrest for resisting arrest, citizen: wait, do i not have to be under arrest first to be then resisting arrest? Cop: nope all i have to say is 'your resisting arrest and i can take you, now that your questioning my authority, its combative and now you just assaulted me and im adding the charge of assaulting a peace officer while exercising my action to arrest you for resisting. That is how free we are in America, Freedom the biggest lie ever brainwashed into us in Public schools.

[@happythepanda9954]

5:18, the way they cut to him doing that right after the officer saying he might be on the influence. 😂😂😂

[@Despond]

Cop: "Why are you drinking and driving?" Driver: "Well, somethings gotta wash down the drugs"

[@armandblake]

"Do you have a drinking problem?" "Yes... I drink and I don't get drunk"

[@patw.6567]

a good problem to have

[@SupernovaSpence]

Bahaha. Good laugh for the night

[@secretunknown253]

@@patw.6567 not if you’re an alcoholic

[@cheesethatdoesntbelongtoyo7279]

Great comment

[@CbfYo]

"Nah I've pretty much got it figured out"

[@matejkiesel5116]

He doesn’t have a drinking problem. Drinking has problem with him.

[@MadScientist267]

Well it is Oz... Everything is backwards there 🤣

[@hyzercreek]

@@MadScientist267 In Soviet Russia, bourbon drinks you.

[@Pmc987]

You call it a problem I call it a solution

[@RhumpleOriginal]

Cop: " you taking anything else? " Guy: " no i have to drive back home " (indicating drugs would impare your ability to drive) Cop: " nah bruh, specific drugs can let you drive forever. Its fire "

[@RougeComputer]

“Have you got a drinking problem?” “No, drinking has a problem with me”

[@niemoikein4330]

“Why would you drink and drive”. -“Because I am going to Sydney”. What more reason do you need?

[@Cam-ej1cu]

Lmaoooo

[@anyconsolegamer8461]

As an American, what's wrong with driving to sidney?

[@alis1637]

@@anyconsolegamer8461 because some people think sydney is unpleasant lol

[@funposting8912]

“Why would you drink and drive?” “I’m going to Sydney” Good reason

[@MrMeoow91]

Australian for ya 😂😂😂

[@xXSinForLifeXx]

"Fair enough mate have a nice day it's tough down there"

[@nathanvandermeer]

Sydney would make any man drink his life away

[@alenmikhael7118]

Understable have a good day

[@tayokarate]

Lol

[@zerg9523]

Cops : Sir we’d like to give you a drugs test Him : I’m gonna need a month to study for it

[@OzamaZay98]

I would’ve died if he got in the passenger seat to leave after that whole situation 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@awesomeattic]

"It's not going to intoxicated me" "Well how do you know?" Well considering he blew .000, seems like he does know

[@leeroyjenkins3474]

Thats a bottle of straight adrenochrome

[@robjackson4023]

Beat me to it 😂

[@jodiauld6507]

@@leeroyjenkins3474 what's that?

[@justnanta]

@@jodiauld6507 a conspiracy about a made up substance

[@Alex.1739]

Just googled that Woodstock stuff. 4.8% and he'd had about half. So maybe 1 unit. Well within uk limits to drive

[@randomprimary]

Plot Twist: He's so high he can't tell that it's non-alcoholic.

[@heyb6268]

Best comment I’ve seen in awhile

[@rajastylez]

Surely the officers would have noticed that.

[@maxfmfdm]

LOL the people at the country club might just feed him non-alcoholic drinks. When he's already shitblasted on meth he can't tell.

[@obamalastname8489]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6epgWlteq6MrNE

[@benmorrell2920]

Puts tea in a booze bottle lol no alcohol in it lol

[@bldmyamean8352]

Dude got away with an alcohol charge while being high as fk on meth... what a boss.

[@faustus1773]

I know the driver in this clip. He was on the stimulant modafinil (Provigil). Even if police had a drug test kit on hand he still would have tested negative.

[@xgtwb6473]

Tbf you're probably the driver trying to say you weren't on the sniff or meth 😂

[@RapperATG]

I somewhat believe you because that drug being somewhat unknown, but bro must’ve taken WAY too much and off his ROCKER on it lmao. Modafinil is like if caffeine was 1.5x not even really close to real stims 😂

[@ChodeMaster]

Mate modafinil doesn't wire you up at all its a mild stimulant

[@angus6858]

@@ChodeMaster Not when you pop 5 of them

[@user-03-gsa3]

fug lol

[@HolyKoolaid]

The day Wallace discovered he had a super power.

[@doubleirishdutchsandwich4740]

I love your channel!

[@richardsantanna5398]

I want his superpower

[@terryfuldsgaming7995]

Oh, hey Holy Koolaid! I guess the supernatural is real after all huh? Better delete your channel! (JK, I love your work)

[@AgentMattox]

What are you doing here?

[@bskrts]

It’s Damien !!

[@hacky3873]

“Hopefully he’s learnt from it” Yeah, learnt that he can drink and drive.

[@mendoeke]

still paid 300 eur for it lmao, quite an expesive drink

[@Jerry_F]

@@mendoeke I mean, seems like it was well worth it

[@mendoeke]

@@Jerry_F maybe its cause im not rich but 300 eur for half a bottle sounds like a shit deal

[@racerbr72]

@@mendoeke It's not just the drink, if isn't police he could have never discover the superpower k

[@sc4711]

@@mendoeke wait 461.69 CAD??

[@runningbear1982]

Can't get drunk if you don't have no liver left to metabolize it 🤣

[@FunFails]

LOL, he was probably on some sort of stim (meth, speed or coke). Sweaty with stim-eyes. The officers' balance tests weren't going to catch that, if anything you're way more alert and probably more likely to pass those types of test when on a stimulant than absolutely sober.

[@RamoArt]

I wish we had a poll to see what the majority of viewers thinks: meth or superhuman who isnt affected by alcohol

[@etatsopa]

“It’s not gonna intoxicate me” “How do you know?” “It fuckin didn’t”

[@chicanesandford8338]

😂😂

[@spirit210364]

You're meter said so hahaha

[@cv507]

1492 ? hal yeah sibeerjä ?

[@AdamWallace-pi1bk]

The meth on the other hand had this man tweeked out. The cop just wasn't experienced enough to understand the signs he was seeing, but he clearly saw something was off.

[@dazsnag]

In SA it's legal to drink alcohol and drive as long as you are under the limit. Should be like that every where.

[@lain_2339]

the breathalyser shows .000 - big brain strategy, guy was actually 1.000

[@haydenb89]

10.000

[@k-teezy6423]

His blood was 100% alcohol

[@Bill-bj9fn]

1.0 is moonshine. Blood is not a thing.

[@miscellaneousmedia3753]

@@Bill-bj9fn yes that's the joke

[@1froyoo]

@@Bill-bj9fn no it's fucking not. 1.000 is one gram of alcohol per 100mL of blood

[@XBLXxR1fleManxX]

Lol imagine he dodged a drug intoxication charge by pretending to be drinking, knowing they can't charge him without the breathalyzer popping positive😂

[@porterijsseldijk3953]

This guy's facial expressions are something else😂

[@mayto420]

hes on drugs he just thought alcohol was a better excuse lol

[@BOMBON187]

His alcohol level may be 0.0 but his coke level is over 9000!

[@vincent782]

That’s crank dog he tweakin

[@Mdmelastrange]

OVER 9000!?

[@mattm8689]

Lucky SOB. If happens sometimes.

[@Wi11iam69]

@@vincent782 dude what?😂

[@Pinkielover]

The guy was fine... You try driving in complete darkness,,Then have all these bright lights shined in your face...You would Act disoriented to

[@beenjammin7187]

Lmao if he did this now they'd whip out a saliva test and heed be up the creek

[@tgp3687]

The guy after getting back in the car "I reckon Imma get another bottle of this"

[@arconeagain]

My thoughts exactly. I would, and I'd get a stronger one.

[@aVo_001]

“It’s a 0.00 mate. Can’t hold me. I’m goin’ to Sydney, aye.”

[@mnfproductions2030]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4fLgZSDiNiWl5Y This reveals what happened

[@openingupanicefreshcanofab2853]

@@mnfproductions2030 Bro stfu.

[@OleBiermann]

@@mnfproductions2030 woow big play here right ? earned yourself a dislike hope the trick was worth it

[@EstaDePiPi]

Money and Family Ent. Pretty sad when you gotta lie to get views on your music lmfao, you just going to get dislikes and possible reports, makes absolutely no sense

[@zackjoubert5207]

@Devxn *A SHITTY SONG AT THAT*

[@Saltee]

"are you doing any drugs?" "im actually driving home" "he cracked the code"

[@joshs.7612]

Fyi you left out the no . "no I've got to drive home" . Please actually listen next time :)

[@echoparodys864]

“cracked” exactly

[@all-in9365]

@@joshs.7612 thank god u can read and interpret every word im glad ur smart!

[@Randomguy-kn3nv]

@@joshs.7612 damn bro Harvard just called

[@anthonygiordano792]

@@Randomguy-kn3nv yea they want to let him know that him and his entire future lineage and children are banned from the college after that slow remark

[@hippopilot6750]

"Have you had any illicit substances whatsoever?" "No mate I've gotta drive back home."

[@zenyu94]

2:46 the way he responded to the results seems pretty clear to me he knows exactly what he is doing 😂😂 that alcohol is just a disguise

[@Ynox54321]

Plot twist: He actually had 10.00 RBT, but the device is not designed to display that decimal place

[@Purzify]

Lmao but it would be red tho

[@Ynox54321]

@@Purzify Shhhh, don't ruin it

[@fatdydnkn]

this only possible in poland

[@Purzify]

@@Ynox54321 okay

[@Ynox54321]

@@Purzify thx :)

[@1AmGroot]

I love how the person getting tested is as shocked as the officer at the results

[@wojtas2524]

he faked being shocked, he didn't drink from the bottle, he just used it as a disguise

[@miscellaneousz2681]

@@wojtas2524 Disguise from wha?

[@wojtas2524]

@@miscellaneousz2681 disguise from harder drugs he surely took (meth most likely)

[@wojtas2524]

@Anton Dales I'm actually surprised that it wasn't the whole plot and the guy wasn't checked for drugs

[@seedor9797]

@@wojtas2524 How can a cop be this naive?

[@James_baxte.r]

This fella was deffinely jangin off the coke

[@se78836]

"It's nearly half gonnnneee" The disappointed mother tone in his voice always cracks me up

[@memeju1ce]

“why would you drink and drive” well officer, he blew 0

[@FG-vp6id]

cheers i'll drink to that bro *kisses profile picture*

[@oliveryt7168]

Either it's fake/ staged, or something is wrong with the device.

[@caydencurtiss7418]

@@oliveryt7168 they did it again with a different device also he may have a condition that makes him process alcohol much faster than normal

[@lilbean5955]

i think he's on drugs, look at his eyes

[@Yaroslav_Tselovanskyi]

​@@lilbean5955 Does it matter if he can think straight and move normal?

[@myroc1]

"It's not going to intoxicate me?" "How do you know?" "Because I drove through a DUI checkpoint and tested the results."

[@jordanowen9079]

Guy literally knew it was not going to intoxicate him

[@zanneon385]

most sober drunk man ever

[@deltaduel7942]

I think he faked it just for jokes and was upset he got a fine

[@apIthletIcc]

Lol the comments on this video are always worth returning here to read

[@aaronlandry3934]

@@deltaduel7942 He may just be high and hiding the drugs with a fake drunk driving story. Not a bad cover up if he’s trafficking

[@ant51006]

they took the drink from the poor man so they can have a sip too

[@sirultim8643]

I would trust this man in the road

[@JustWhyFFS]

"Do you have a drinking problem?" No, he's great at it.

[@onealmr]

LOLOL

[@VanillaMidgetSSBM]

It's not a problem.. He's got it figured out.

[@burnerjack01]

"Do you have a drinking problem?" "Yeah, you've got me bottle, mate."

[@jeffloss18]

Looks like a drinking solution

[@theexilegod611]

Oi, no problem mate. That just me thee chuckles really..

[@mrandersen6872]

"Why would you drink while driving?" "Well It's not going to intoxicate me." "How do you know?" *visible confusion as he just blew a .000*

[@jaxkinjuriez4711]

on the homies mr andersen

[@pubcollize]

Half a bottle of a mixed drink ain't gonna intoxicate someone on uppers. Especially not if he didn't drink a sip of it.

[@averagegamer1684]

He's just built different. Simply told his body to not be effected

[@mnfproductions2030]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4fLgZSDiNiWl5Y Breathilizer failed cuz homies built different , this video explains

[@ChromeHotsauce]

Averagegamer 16 and @ everyone - it’s someones shitty song. Listened to 5 seconds and left. Dude, if you wanna advertise, be straightforward. Being misleading will make people hate you, as you can tell by your dislike - added one myself, and I encourage others to as well. Pissed bc I was curious how that worked :(

[@edwardschmitt5710]

"Do you have a drinking problem?" Yes, you coppers trying to arrest me for drinking.

[@XeroFailGames]

As an American who doesn't drink....I want to learn from this man

[@bizzlemizzle8467]

Sweet puff

[@CUbanageNT_24]

Meth

[@chaito5361]

Coca

[@McSquirts]

@@CUbanageNT_24100% meth

[@colbybryan7761]

The fact that he looked even more surprised than the cops gets me every time😂😂

[@alis1637]

He should win an Oscar for his acting skills

[@yourfriend3760]

I STFG

[@1damien1231]

Plot twist everything he drank including at the bar was alcohol free and he didn’t even know

[@Anonymous_Eyeballs]

He looked at the cop like what?

[@d0nk158]

They asked, have you taken any substances? He thought, nah im not that honest 😂

[@The_Quaalude]

Bro kept a bottle in his car to pretend he was drinking and driving when he's clearly high af 😂🤣😭

[@Brandonnn9164]

His friends have a big joke giving him tea all these years and watching him act drunk

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Non-alcoholic bourbon.

[@darthmusturd9526]

The placebo effect is real

[@ghostbombl8034]

@@darthmusturd9526 Yes.i agree I think that bottle has been bunked lol.If he gets drunk everyday for many yrs the mind,body starts to adjust and learn those drunk feelings so it triggers collective subconscious memory a politoeffect since he used to probably feeling drunk when he not lol.The subconscious lies to use every second to keep us alive and interact to the world or we will be to busy consciously trying to keep our lungs or heart pumping than go to work and make a living.same on our eyes.we never see the final results consciously on what our eyes see we can only see on what our subconscious shows after most our eyes recived and process throught our brain and sent to our subconscious so the subconscious can add false colors that it uses with our three color cones beside rods for night vision so our subconscious can creat any illusion that we want and keep us happy since we can only see half truth in front of us physically.

[@quad55555]

@@ghostbombl8034 if our brains would allow it, we could see so much more, our subconscious blocks what the brain can't handle.. that is why different people come to different conclusions after seeing the same event

[@darthmusturd9526]

@@ghostbombl8034 yup

[@dandan6819]

“Why would you drink and drive?” “I’m on my way to Sydney”

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

Enough of a reason I'd say.

[@ankurwadhwa8669]

hahahaha...rofl...dead

[@alfiewright1396]

Just waiting for a mate

[@kevinsarulis4067]

Long drive, seems reasonable.

[@Zeyr01]

Understandable have a nice day.

[@392023001]

Legends say that his liver is tougher than iron man's suit.

[@JD-re3cj]

And then he continues on to deliver his package of 12kg of coke and 4000 pills

[@mrguy561]

“Why would you drink and drive?” “I’m going to Sydney.” “Understandable. Have a nice night.”

[@MrWiseinheart]

😆 oh man,

[@fattnic]

lmaaaooo

[@gregs1245]

Would be better

[@architect_kev266]

In the Netherlands it isn't illegal to drink while driving you might get some looks but as long if you are under the limit it is no problem. Same for Belgium

[@brancoderuijter8926]

@@architect_kev266 wacht wat

[@dh4767]

why tf did they make the breathalyzer results look like a Mario Kart item

[@acorr14]

Aussies all have gambling and drinking problems. Watching alcoholics play slot machines for their license makes us feel national pride.

[@johnjeral3951]

Damn copying top comment how desperate are some people man

[@CivilizedWasteland]

lmao

[@bbbildhuu]

@@acorr14 lmaooo

[@Tremori_A]

@@johnjeral3951 imagine being desperate enough to call it out

[@cameronfielder4955]

This guy is the man! The faces he’s making are cracking me up

[@ProDoucher]

"Its not intoxicating" Clearly he knows what he is talking about

[@TwoTwoFourSix]

He’s got the official evidence to call himself a heavy weight

[@TheRealSamPreece]

Probably the only drug where people are actually proud of being able to resist its affects.

[@OKANGUVEN99]

@@TheRealSamPreece Just another way of saying "I must abuse my body and my wallet more than you for the same effect"

[@frog403]

Think about this normally someone could take a couple shots of that and be intoxicated, this man was drinking it like it was fruit punch and has no trace of it in his system. There is no doubt in my mind that he wasn’t a former spy or current spy

[@rez1k199]

Behz

[@philippe8160]

More like a God.

[@martonnemeth236]

First thought he was mad drunk, then realised he was just speaking Australian.

[@jace.doherty1650]

Australian isn’t a language

[@TOAD7464]

Congrats, y'all don't get the joke

[@superhyperyoshi]

@Random KZbinr Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard the phrase "Steamed Hams" before

[@ChaotikDawg]

@@delete147user fucking pisses me off dude

[@RyanAl92]

@OG spooky You stupid boy. What do the aborigines in Australia speak then? English??