Man-Hating"Pacifist" Druid Blames Men for Not Getting DnD (+ More) | r/rpghorrorstories

[@michaelpomato45]

In the 1st story, I kind of wish the GM would have role played the npc apologizing to the Empire and throwing the party under the bus. I wonder how smug would have reacted then?

[@WTFisTingispingis]

That would've been hilarious but I can't get over the idea of a smuggler having an issue with shooting some random imps. They're fascist goons, who gives a shit?

[@_NIKOS9_NIKOS]

@@WTFisTingispingis BUt thEy weRE JusT DoInG tHeiR joB!!!

[@ArcCaravan]

That sounds like punishing the party over one player's action. Maybe if they just framed the complaining player.

[@windyface9383]

When having my character connect with another player's in a romantic way, I approach the player OOC in private and ask if they're interested in it. If not, they stay friends!

[@coreyfogarty4469]

3:10 To answer ur question with blasters, yes, they do have the two types of blasters u mentioned, but the blasters (also the blasters bolts are made from compressed gas or other form of gas if memory serves me right) can also have a stun option thats non lethal, but idk how common it is in blasters tho so I say that most likely the party didn't have blasters with the stun option as their commonly found among guards & soldiers (probably).

[@xFlareLeon]

In the Star Wars RPG I played, all blasters have a stun setting. You just have to set it to such.

[@solarchos4352]

A mug of Cringe???!??! *Drake suddenly appears and steals the ENTIRE STOCK * And a stealthy Mandalorian? That actually sounds kinda cool.

[@secondheaven9545]

A stealthy mandalorian is the fucking most terrifying concept. Imagine one of the best warriors in the galaxy, and you never see him coming.

[@Zathurious]

My man Morrow. I like your bar set up. Thanks for the mug.

[@comfycat9]

These stories are so fascinating to me. D&D is the best thing to happen to me in a long time. I play at least one game every week. I’m in four different games, three that are currently active. I have more friends now than I’ve ever had as an adult. These stories are so different from my experience. It’s fascinating and sad.

[@TalesToMorrow]

Most of these stories are outliers of the common experience, but I like to use them as ways to learn on what to look out for. Thanks to these stories, I was able to spot some issues in a group I'm in and react accordingly.

[@alphons1456o]

Smug is probably the kind of person who thinks the theme of "Revenge bad" as presented in TLOU2 is the pinnacle of writing, right down to the idea of "We killed many people, but this one person that was killed was a mistake"

[@Rhygenix]

That druid girl sounds like a narcissist

[@Cavscout5096]

Most radical feminists are.

[@notajesternotaclown1102]

Misandrists disguising themselves as Feminists ruin everything

[@rizkiramadhan9266]

@@Cavscout5096 it's an oxymoron. Feminism is radical.

[@barriehannon6857]

im loving the new additions to your setup like the tavern with the intractable mugs

[@Seergun]

Just found this channel a day or so ago and I must say, your model tracks very well

[@AmaryInkawult]

Finally, BOOZE! Something to numb the senses just enough to tolerate cringe

[@ChucktheSpicyChicken]

"Sweet alchohole easies the pain" -therussinbadger, stoic build enthusist.

[@sasha1mama]

Fortunately, I've never had to meet anybody like B, because I live in a box! 8) I also do not 'coexist on a mutual mental plane' well with others.

[@seto_kaiba_]

1st story reminds me of Aang. He kills all these Fire nation soldiers and a bug and attempts to kill Sandbenders but all of the sudden killing the freaking Fire Lord is an issue. lol.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Yeah it's so frustrating.

[@ravenouself4181]

in all fairness, killing the fire lord before forcing him to transfer his crown to zuko would have incited rebelion. but, ye,dude deserved to get anhialated to dust.

[@ArcCaravan]

Was that actually Aang himself killing or the Avatar state going berserk? Either way, Aang is no more guilty for not killing Ozai than Iroh and the rest of the cast.

[@TheEmeraldWeirdo]

@@ArcCaravan If we're referring to the incident during the season 1 finale, then, no, Aang didn't kill anyone. He was basically being possessed by the ocean spirit at the time, he had no control over what was going on.

[@theofficerfactory2625]

Story 3: I'll take that artifact to the museum; with my own damn bare hands! Daniel Danger! Stop; right there! Oh, how I love Saxton Hale and to cross him with Indiana Jones; I love it!

[@redraptorx1066]

you weren't to far off with "slug-rifle", weapons that fire solid objects are more or less outdated. won't stop a mando from packing a couple in a fight against Jedi though. think of the reason as being "parry this you filthy space wizard!"

[@Ace-wv8nq]

Hey, it won them the war, if it ain't broke, don't fix it

[@vegeta002]

And the Mando realizes to their horror that they're in the part of Star Wars lore where Jedi _can_ parry or deflect bullets.

[@Ace-wv8nq]

@@vegeta002 horrifying

[@wilddara2792]

@@vegeta002 Wasn't it literally the reason of when jedi attempt to parry the shot it just superheats and hits them in the face with molten lead shrapnel?

[@ChucktheSpicyChicken]

Shmuck: *shots slug* parry this, jedi scum! Jedi: *uses the force to stop the slug neo style* wanna play catch?

[@ryankoopacanada]

Speaking of drinks…do you have any Cinnamon honey mead?

[@DianaTaffie]

Aww, thank you sweetie! Don't mind me gulping it all down in one go! :'D B r u h, what kind of "seeing the splinter in other's eye while not being able to see the long in one's own". Nah, honestly, I think he might have genuinely thought that. I met people like that, a lot of them. Trust me, they don't even realize how weird that sounds to other people. Well tbh, I can understand this being an actual roleplay, I saw _real_ people like that, but of coures this makes no fun game and she's way too thickheaded, seemingly. Yeah, real. That doesn't sound like healthy friendship, if any at all. BRUH, THE AUDACITY. SHE DOESN'T LISTEN YET COMPLAINS THAT HE DOESN'T EXPLAIN. I _hate_ people like that. Bruh, screw that bitch. >:c Good. Bless you Morrow. Anyway. YOO THAT'S SICK, I WOULD LOVE TO MEET THIS CHARACTER! Yes, Morrow. Yes :^) What. Huh? _Huh?_ Dam. I understand wishing to interact with "your type", do the "shipping" and all (well, I understanding _wanting_ this, I don't actually understand shipping meself), but cmon, read the room. I'm so confused over the "ditching" and other things. What a confusing story.

[@RedSunUnderParadise]

The strongest R3t4rds in History(Paladimwits) vs the strongest R3t4rds of today(5e Druids)

[@BlackRainRising]

*raises coffee cup* I accept your offer of cringe, bottoms up friend... and... SUP!

[@Caelus32]

Let me get some sip

[@SpenceSession]

Like, comment, and subscribe so Morrow will stop drinking on the set.

[@thedungeondelver]

A vanilla porter, if you have it.

[@TheFuriousScribbles]

Nice. I like a nice ESB.

[@ViralOtomo]

So, story 3... I am so confused about why B was upset. She was given a (at least metaphorical) wish by the person she was clinging to and was so distraught about it she left the call? That is open-ended as no one's business and she didn't try to use it for anything? I am not that familiar with game mechanics, so am I missing something here? Do wishbones inflict a curse upon the wisher or something?

[@Xelnarash]

i want this milk behind you XD

[@brianvance1178]

Aren’t one-shots supposed to be railroaded at least a little bit?

[@jessewilley531]

Hey Morrow... I'd like a Barq's Root Beer Float....but I'm in Star Trek game these days. What's the exchange rate from GP to slips to slips of Gold Pressed Latinum? Or I could give you General Martok's missing eye. That's got to be worth something.

[@TalesToMorrow]

Its on the house!

[@bluedemion7207]

I can't be a pacifist

[@mikec780]

Don't want to fight? Then you're out. Simple as. Combat is part of the game. If you will not even help then, you are just wasting everyone's time and a spot for someone else.

[@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115]

Nobody is born as misogynistic, it's learned from interactions with man hater women.

[@TigerW0lf]

No, they're made by being self-absorbed sexist douchebags who refuse to perform the common act of empathy

[@comfycat9]

Nobody is born misandrist. It’s learned from interactions with women hater men.

[@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115]

@@comfycat9 Women are natural born man and woman haters. Do not try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other. (A wis 20 and int 20 wise man).

[@notajesternotaclown1102]

Nobody is born. Somebody is born...

[@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115]

@@notajesternotaclown1102 Nobody is born if the mother is feminist XD

[@AmaryInkawult]

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