Man hires hitman who hired hitman who hired hitman who hired hitman

[@Skylerbuns]

Let me clarify something: the picture I (mistakenly) used is of Zhao Ziyang. When I googled Tan Youhui (the businessman) that was the 2nd picture to come up leading me to believe that was him. I’ll do better at sourcing photos next time.

[@chins.]

Got to respect the honesty, and wanting to do better. Keep it up, G. Best wishes.

[@balancemaster55]

You might wanna do a quick re upload

[@superiorcustomer2.037]

even if the photos arent exactly accurate you still told a good story

[@superiorcustomer2.037]

@@Theactualstoic bro 💀

[@alzaeem79]

Thanks for owning it up

[@N2Deep00]

"Man, y'all the laziest hitmen I ever met"

[@motherofallomelettes5380]

- said the last hitman

[@jotahli]

- said the businessman

[@itwasaliens]

They were all just trying to take part of the payment for themselves without committing the crime.

[@digge2210]

Greediest*

[@jurekgadzinowski2895]

​@@itwasaliens Yea like how is this illegal? Oh I remember. China

[@Mr.Dollar5]

The actual last guy “wait, you are getting paid?”

[@julienatlas2313]

😂

[@richa.s9912]

LOL 😂😂

[@TJ14225]

😂😂😂

[@UnitedNationsSecretariat]

That's why he let the victim leave

[@sketchflix6425]

😂😂😂😂😂 TOP

[@briannam1082]

"So Palpatine sends a man, who sends a man, who sends a shapeshifter, who sends a droid, who sends a worm to go kill padme."

[@youraveragerobloxenjoyer8085]

TRUE

[@bootsND]

Literally💀💀

[@Halilpasar]

Bro i just commented that XD We had the same idea in mind

[@jorgeserna8411]

Fuck, never really thought it that way

[@jblaine6104]

I’m getting reminded of everyone stealing the Millennium Falcon.

[@BanjoMan1]

“Bruh yall lazy as fuck gimme a refund” -the real estate agent

[@Crash323_]

😂😂😂

[@XD2021]

"Don't let someone else do your job or it will become a Blow Job" -Sun tzu, art of war

[@m.d7431]

😂

[@God-xx9dw]

Yo can i get some?

[@XD2021]

@@God-xx9dw 5 bucks

[@God-xx9dw]

@@XD2021 alright then **hands 5$**

[@XD2021]

@@God-xx9dw thanks

[@gilgamesh7540]

"You can't defeat me" " I know, but he can" " know, but he can" " but he can" " he can" " can?"

[@MollyHJohns]

Lol true 😂👍🏼

[@Shiro_47]

“?” “…” “[*visible confusion*]”

[@SirDriperHat]

"Ca"?

[@destractgodren5976]

"-..." "-?" "-can?"

[@rahirz4234]

@@destractgodren5976 negatives 💀

[@Diamond_Squid]

Fucking hell it’s like star wars when Palpatine gets Dooku to kill Padme, so he gets Jango, who gets an assassin who gets a droid who gets small robot worms

[@aaronleonard641]

Was gonna post that! When real life imitates art 😂

[@hi-tech_soldier2558]

U saw the same short as me didnt u?

[@tayvagraham9018]

@@hi-tech_soldier2558 no, we watched attack fo the clones

[@dukes1993724]

Fucking hell man you are right!

[@hk1371]

Tbf, the goals were different. Padme was never meant to be killed

[@HeUI4]

Moral of the story: If you want something done, do it yourself.

[@steffanyaliguyon4231]

Lol

[@ocinprofession]

the moral is only pay 30K yuuan for a hitman

[@unknownboy2101]

True definition of "Divide it and give it to the next person"😂

[@sujitpachode3207]

50©

[@unknownboy2101]

@@prit4941thank you for correcting me😂😂

[@chrislaws4785]

I think the final "hitman" who tried to help the guy should NOT be punished. Because the only thing he did was conspire to HELP SOMEONE STAY ALIVE.

[@TSwizzle777]

​@@SmearCampaignsAreEvil"you have just been erased"

[@NOZH777]

This is some goofy ahh domino effect

[@crypticutopia7228]

Greetings, my name is Quandale Hitman, a goofy ahh hitman hired by another goofy ahh hitman who was hired by another goofy ahh hitman sent me to do this job.

[@ligmasheiter1925]

Should've start that sentence with HEY!

[@mrupshift1549]

"Sometimes, DIY is better" Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@ACE_NINJA]

“When tf did I say this shit” - Sun Tzu

[@Sun_Tzu13]

"Yabai" -Sun Tzu

[@yamete_kudastop4942]

freaking sun tzu man. he always came up with something good. - sun tzu

[@songwrite]

"I'd never hire a hitman" - Sun Tzu, CEO of Hitman

[@BrokenCartridge.]

"-ah but the table is kind of crooked. Wait oh shit i think its typing whatever i am saying, how do i turn it off? What? Theres a button? Where.... Oh theres the bu-" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@scarletlion1318]

At least that one Hitman was nice enough to let the person live so I think he should go off scott free that's very least get his sentence reduced. EDIT: All right I get it that he was once a hitman that probably might have killed people before and he should probably be locked up behind bars so he doesn't harm people again and to give justice and rehabilitation to those who have been hurt and maybe the hitman. And I'm sorry that I didn't see it from your point of view for a moment. And what I meant by scott free or reduce sentence I thought that maybe he could change for the better and stopped being a hitman. So I understand all people why he should probably stay locked up. But thanks to him showing mercy no one would be locked up behind bars. And also even if he did kill imagine living without for the rest of your life always nagging in your head, forever feeling guilty to the ones that you hurt. That should be torturous mentally and emotionally if he has any of those traits. And also I got that many comments and likes. Thank you and also please don't be mean because this is just only my opinion and my opinion only. So I feel everyone of why he should stay locked up and I should have been open-minded because of that. So again sorry. And also thanks for likes and comments, the nice ones at least or the more explanational ones.

[@7cpm293]

unless he realized he shouldnt be a hitman

[@StarstruckChiroMusic]

Agreed

[@scarletlion1318]

@@StarstruckChiroMusic Thank you

[@NotAMonkeySike]

it's china

[@brotimwelt]

Average sonic pfp

[@MakingInAmerica]

he must have been so disappointed when he went to court-

[@allninelivez7631]

Definition of “if you want something done correctly, go do it yourself.”

[@theamnz5285]

Police : Who hire you Hitman : This guy This guy : This guy This guy : This guy This guy : This guy This guy : This guy

[@JustKeanHere]

True

[@BananaSackboy]

“This guy: This guy” chain?

[@kiraelin]

This guy: This guy

[@zhengsimei2667]

This guy : this guy

[@zhengsimei2667]

@@BananaSackboy Y E S THIS GUY : THIS GUY

[@ozzvin1000]

" *I knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this who knew this guy's COUSIN!* " -Spongebob

[@ConfusedAlt]

😂

[@_ABDUL-RAHIM.]

Damn it was real 🤣

[@taralalram]

This is exactly how corporates work, then wonder why nothing gets done 🙄

[@tywillis2395]

Mans started a hitjob and somehow Mr Magoo'ed himself into a wholeass racket 💀

[@Saul_Goodman_McGill]

No one: The star wars prequel’s:

[@claudius3359]

Ikr?! I immediately thought of Zam Wessel

[@b48292]

Moral of the story: Don't hire cheap hitmen

[@ggmaleficus3659]

Man payed 2million yuan for the first hitman and its like 300k dollars. That is not a cheap hitman. But yes dont hire untrustworthy ppl.

[@Syllaren]

I think the moral is actually just to hire a cheap hitman, same result as the expensive one apparently.

[@thewerid1]

@@Syllaren if you get a cheap hit man they won’t make a profit hiring a hitman

[@i_never_had_a_burger]

Bruh moral of the story is don't hire a hitmen 💀

[@HeadsetHatGuy]

reminds me emperor palpatine hiring a hitman to attempt to kill padmé 💀

[@CHRLD-7]

Yes exactly what I was saying

[@Javier-lo5xc]

“You are without a doubt the worst hitman I’ve ever heard of.”

[@NdEfOrYdOdKfI]

smart guys honestly. getting someone to do your work for you for a fraction of a price that’s business.

[@wow50000]

you are missing the point that they did a shoddy job

[@getback8922]

Clearly not

[@NdEfOrYdOdKfI]

@@getback8922 from a business point of view there was no problem

[@zoomer8133]

It's called outsourcing, it's good but probably only for the 1st hitman

[@ravenblood1954]

@@NdEfOrYdOdKfI from a business point of view it’s fucking asinine. You are effectively paying 5 people to do the same job, and the chain makes it woefully inefficient. Not to mention, even from just the Hitman’s perspective you are losing half your money when you could have gotten all of it just by doing the job xD

[@SandUnderTable]

“I once knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy…”

[@the.real.cia.langley]

"So how many hitmen do you want to hire?" "Yes"

[@dananorth895]

So how many people do you want to know about this? I don't know....surprize me!

[@Ian_Hawke]

“Some guy who told this guy, who told this guy, who told this guy, who told this guy, who told this guys COUSIN.” - Spongebob

[@User-ju6cf]

I KNEW SOMEBODY HAD THE SAME CHILDHOOD 😂😂

[@michaelmunor8499]

That business man created job opportunities 💯

[@WeeWoo6up]

Should the last guy have gotten arrested tho, he saved this man's life

[@akrovproblematic352]

I feel like this is more sort of a kid asking to another kid to do their homework

[@kartikeyajp8294]

Lmfao

[@javier5337]

He slaughtered the word “yuan”

[@collintoerner-todd6329]

When the game of telephone backfires in your face

[@lavoidgaskins5967]

If "let me copy your homework" was a group

[@Minamu6969]

😂😂😂😂

[@minty9984]

Lesson learned: Hire someone at ¥100.001 to take the target out. The less people involved, the lesser the chance of the scheme getting busted but also not low enough for someone to rat you out.

[@nohxx7015]

Bro experienced dropshipping with hitmen ☠️😭

[@Theopenwindowmaniacs]

“You on”😆

[@itschoke]

Literally the whole, boba fett situation 😭

[@Frankster0]

Its not boba fett its jango fett "Palpatine wants padme dead so he sends count dooku but he sends jango fett but he sends his shapeshifter friend whoch sends a robot to send bugs

[@pheonix_soldier]

Would you believe i just commented the same thing?

[@arisigitnurcahyo4188]

I want chain reaction of that until the last hitman didn't have anyone else to hire but the target himself ! That would be amazing

[@XxTheRapture23xX]

Buddy saved his life and still getting arrested

[@amirshlomolavan]

Dooku: hires a hitman Dooku's hitman: hires a hitman Hitman's hitman: sends a robot Robot: sends bugs Bugs in the lego game: use an avil

[@binitgajmer323]

Bro was doing a network business 💀

[@caesar2091]

Imagine the 5th hitman realizing that there were 4 other hitmen hired before him

[@dananorth895]

So now he's got to eliminate all the middlemen as well.

[@Z.O.M.G]

Respect to that final hitman for letting the target live and ratting everyone else out

[@valarquoel8161]

That's even funnier than whatever comedy shows they put on tv right now

[@A.D.540]

The business man oppession was so powerful even hitman lost interest lol

[@SirD3fault]

Jango Fett in Attack of The Clones be like:

[@logenz4035]

Jango was 3rd in the chain

[@codingking9000]

"Too many cooks spoil the broth"- a popular phrase from my childhood. Seems very appropriate for this situation.

[@cheherklai4078]

This situation reminds me of the "i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy..." lol

[@aamerahmed156]

Arrested for what? For thinking about murdering someone? The guy who faked his death needs to go to prison

[@_DreamzGaming]

The last hitman is really helping 😂

[@zacharycedeno6638]

When you hire hitman on fiverr.

[@Minamu6969]

😂😂😂

[@shadrach1999]

Trickle down economics

[@ymerejaygalang1612]

legend says this man is still saying "who hired a hitman"

[@younesfilali4562]

Last hitman won the jackpot💀

[@JojoTheVulture]

So like, palpatine who hired dooku who hired jango fett who hired a hitman who used a drone WHO USES WORMS

[@Tony_Baloney_69420]

exactly

[@Tony_Baloney_69420]

It took a Sith Emperor, who ordered a Sith Lord (who was formerly a Jedi Master), who ordered a Mandalorian bounty hunter, who ordered a literal two-faced bounty huntress, who ordered a flying Droid to send space centipedes to kill a hot Queen cum Senator from Naboo.

[@IndiDoesStuff]

This is like that meme on the line of people holding guns to the head of the person in front of them 💀

[@madhavyu]

This is why I don´t outsource when I want to elimate my competition.

[@TSwizzle777]

See "the whitest kids you know" "sniper business"

[@MrThebigd1973]

The target must be a dangerous business man

[@Skylerbuns]

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[@shonenjumpmagneto]

You're a horrible person for telling us how much they got paid by fucking subracting. Oh my God. Feel free to feel bad about it.

[@MsNoone985]

A very unique story.... You did a great job on your research. 😊😊😊 Thanks for sharing

[@spatan9835]

This feels like the irl version of Filthy Frank’s bullying video where he talks about bullies getting other people to bully for them, then just deny it ever happened.

[@themlggod6199]

Dropshipping hitmen services 💀😭

[@Minamu6969]

😂😂😂😂

[@NikoBellaKhouf2]

This is exactly how regular job recruiters and brokers work in the US

[@airimee]

Sounds like starwars. emperor palpatine hired Jango fett, who hired another bounty hunter that hired a robot that hired bugs. To kill padme.

[@maxattack.]

Best example of 'I know a guy who knows a guy'

[@pandamilkshake]

Now that's what I call outsourcing your job, god damn 😂

[@AmrutanshuDashOfficial]

When you outsource someone to outsource themselves

[@memegod731]

Jango Fett moment

[@blazeazurin]

When Dooku hired Jango Fett who hired Zam Wessel who used a droid that used centipedes to kill Padme.

[@Fdan36]

If you want something done well, do it yourself.

[@DarthSpock9940]

Naruto villains be like.

[@Tony_Baloney_69420]

Exactly what I thought

[@wandanialdererp6281]

This is literally explains how subcontractors works

[@LaurenNicoles]

sounds like star wars when everyone was trying to kill Padme

[@averageboxingenjoyer968]

Ah yes, the middleman syndrome. The real epidemic of Asian society, and I said this as an Asian myself.

[@feskijulmisa3142]

it's true.

[@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi2222]

Star Wars prequel in a nutshell:

[@Cowpoke181]

Pov: you’re Palpatine

[@spiritualphenomenon2413]

Bro said , I know a guy ,who knows a guy , who knows a guy who ,knows the real guy

[@angelhurtado55]

these hitmen saw attack of the clones and thought outsourcing a hit was a good idea

[@MillieFoxelia]

That sounds like one hell of a case and court case.

[@not_averge]

"yuwan"

[@maybe6536]

You rang?

[@AizakkuZ]

Lmaoo someone teach bro how to say Yen, at this point tho it might just be the captions persons fault as this might be Chinese at this point I’m not even sure, the people in the pictures don’t look Japanese.

[@TheAntiTrope]

Palpatine trying to get rid of Padme be like:

[@sausamyself7585]

I know the guy who knows the guys who knows another guy -Saul Goodman

[@ndh1238]

The judge doesn’t get paid enough for this lol

[@Shinji_049]

"How confusing do you want this to be?" Them: "Yes!"

[@treyspurge]

The last hitman tried to get paid first before getting police involved but the victim snitched early. Last hitman: “I knew I should’ve just smoked this dude”

[@Ats192]

This is good for a math trivial question.

[@nayyabmedhat2100]

Definition of outsourcing 😂

[@juts_sama]

They took outsourcing to a whole new level. Outsourception For some reason I keep getting job offers but I just don't have the confidence to outsource to another person. I just feel like they would fuck it up

[@yingghit97]

The 5th guy should be given an award for saving the guys life

[@xassanbileful]

The target must have brought a uno reverse on the last hitman to tell everything.

[@memoir-merchant]

Honestly smart.

[@ronsarteins]

Man just droppshipping hitman

[@SnixZisBack]

Bro is out here like the beginning of attack of the clones

[@ujicoba1098]

Well from this story at least we know If you want to do something, it's better to do it yourself😂

[@DiamondAnimates]

Yu an, yuuuan 😭😭

[@yonatanchapal7800]

This is literally the assassination attempt on padme

[@Enderlu7]

Palpatine: "sounds familiar..."

[@eridianjinou739]

The hitmen followed the saying, "work smarter, not harder" and think they clever with it🤣🤣

[@hunter66630]

The fifth ''Hitman'' shouldn't be arrested, he's probably the only reason the target is still alive today...