man who left bathroom with a new hat

Anyone?? #dating

[@selohcin]

How did I get here?

[@stephenpowers51]

Premieres? What time? Should I wear a tie? Should I eat first? Really, you might have said sooner, I haven't a thing to wear.

[@jenna.malatskey]

😂😂🫠

[@stephenpowers51]

@@jenna.malatskey I opted for evening wear, or pyjamas as I'm always politely reminded they're called when being refused entry to the opera. Again. Now, please clarify the phrase "toilet seat cover". Here in groovy, go-ahead Britain, it's still possible to find toilet seats adorned with a knitted or crochet'd close-fitting woollen thing, a bog-seat beret if you will. The flat, hinged, ovoid item that folds down to cover the other hinged bit that you lower to sit on and I raise if standing to use said toilet, but also sit on at other times, I'd call that a lid, although I can see it might be called a cover. But if that's the cover, it would be quite hard to balance on one's head. I won't sleep until I know the answer. I'm so pleased to see you back on screen, thanks heaps for your work.

[@gonzothegreat1317]

You have a large forehead.

[@stephenpowers51]

Could it have been the same man who mistook his wife for a hat? Worth the wait. Thanks.

[@jenna.malatskey]

Who’s this man again! Remind me

[@stephenpowers51]

@@jenna.malatskey The spousal confusion story appears in a collection of clinical case studies under the title "The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat". It's by Dr Oliver Sachs, he diagnosed the fellow as having 'visual agnosia', which (it says here) makes the sufferer unable to recognise faces and objects. Personally, I think the chap just went to extreme lengths to avoid tedious conversations with his neighbours, and doing the shopping. "Darling, I asked you to get a dozen eggs: who are these children and where did you get them?" "Aha, there's my talking hat."