Mande goes on a rant

[@EmeraldGemeraldReal]

Support Mande at: www.twitch.tv/mande and have a happy new year! I was visiting family for the holidays, so that's why this one is a bit late. Hope you like it slimes

[@esophagus123]

You know what, I never really thought about the pyramids like that.

[@_hawawa4930]

dude I fucking love his laugh

[@guymor910]

The difference with Mande's stream is that it's not just playing Apex - he's talking to chat all the time, a lot of the time even while playing, and he treats his viewers just like they're his friends.

[@O0pium_]

on god cuh

[@iksiX99]

thats what i love about him. he actually has a community, instead of farming frogs like a lot of other creators.

[@rwmikarawn1435]

100 % Mande is the greatest streamer

[@mylastaccountgotbanned2393]

Parasocial relationship andy

[@blackjesus476]

that's a very good way to put it

[@vackjance]

finally a new video, i’ve already rewatched the entire catalog twice

[@jakobvega8394]

Same , he's so good with the edits

[@EmeraldGemeraldReal]

Thank you slimes

[@ReasonMakes]

SAME PLEASE MORE

[@elyesso]

Only twice tho????

[@duer321]

Those are rookie numbers!

[@liamd8918]

3:06 first he’s an Indian gamer from Samosa Zombies(SZ), then he’s Brazilian, now Filipino? Man’s on a conquest to be a citizen of every 3rd world country LMAO

[@MockinFrog]

elmo laugh is just S tier, infectious man

[@huntleybaker1360]

dude the pyramid talk had me dying holy shit

[@shoesapex]

most laughs i've had in a video, good shit emerald

[@andwildai]

these still make me laugh 9 months later

[@Knas1]

these videos allways makes me wonna play ranked but then i remeber i dont have friends to ranked with

[@Roku-rin]

1:22 Average Male Fantasy

[@khangis]

What mande is trying to talk about is the royal cubit (the measurements used in the construction of the pyramid) if you multiply the base of the pyramid of giza it equals the circumference of the earth! very eerie and interesting fact

[@serenityflower1]

happy new year em gem!! lookin forward to more from you this year, your compilations are the best out there. have a great 2023!

[@EmeraldGemeraldReal]

Thank you! Happy new year!

[@cocoledesma8739]

Mande in a barong w the philippine flag was smth I never thought I needed to see

[@allancassianopereira1676]

Mande is one of the most underrated streamers on Apex! And his laugh is so funny!

[@n0tbran]

new year new gemerald

[@grimlyreaper5364]

5:21 “The one I heard is 1 mil per inch” Mande: “I can get 500K then” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elyesso]

Loved the piramid animation, very high effort shitposting

[@metcorleone4811]

1:08 “UUUFFFFFF”😂😂😂

[@oszu]

racecar will be my sound effect now LOL

[@majorpaine89]

I forget which clip it is, but one of Mande's teammates sounded like Zipeth. I miss Zipeth....

[@lewskiiiii]

Absolute banger! Smiling the whole way through that video

[@Ken_neThT]

Maaaaan. Poor MaNDe's ping loves messing with him

[@caintan7277]

Damn that car sound

[@R3M1xb055MaN]

Happy New Years to all! Also you never miss w the (most likely’s)

[@EmeraldGemeraldReal]

Happy new years!

[@Chompionbites]

Literally the greatest edit at 3:15. It's like four clips and I thought it was one

[@rad2400]

2:54 bang really just pulled off the anime flash step

[@jackrasss]

No regs on the armor swap is wild lmao

[@Blodwynnn]

happy new year gemerald! can’t wait for the content to come ✨

[@EmeraldGemeraldReal]

Can't wait to make it. Happy new year!

[@dhkdlhdyodyoclydtkd96494]

Happy new year to all!!

[@EmeraldGemeraldReal]

Happy new years!

[@dPokey]

your videos never fail to make me laugh

[@ZenevXV]

You are the snoop dog meme bro, you don’t miss with your vids 💯

[@kidneythief6833]

Favorite apex channel

[@SirJtheFirst]

i remember that octane jump pad glitch since the release of octane back in 2019. its 2023 and it happened to me still in season 17. try to make a decent game challenge incomplete so far EA

[@osohista]

so wise

[@HexxuSz]

resident mandetalk enjoyer

[@Necroneer]

Love this guy

[@victoriahui8716]

you videos are the best man never fails to make me laugh

[@dakqa]

grats on 25k gemerald!

[@EmeraldGemeraldReal]

thank you!

[@steezymnk]

3:28 💀🤣

[@YTxGalaxy]

"I should be President, I speak like Joe Biden.", Hes not wrong, 💀

[@retrowolfe2109]

emerald gemerald is the goat of humor in the community

[@veilafk]

Bois what about 2023 resolutions

[@rsxar]

The Joe Biden reference got me rolling lmao

[@syn1x193]

happy new year 🎉

[@VeryBadPlayerTV]

2:28 ironically i know exactly what hes talking about. Theres two people graham hancock and randall carlson, recently they were on the joe rogan podcast. Graham hancock explains that if you multiple be height and the width of one of the great pyramids by a certain number you get the circumfrence and the diameter of the earth (might be mixing it up its been a while since ive heard this one.) Not only do they give you the exact measurements of the earth the pyramids are also aligned to true north by like 1/12th of a degree so pretty much it was perfectly aligned with true north and over the course of over 10,000 years it went of every so slightly. His theory is there was an entire advanced civilization with extremely advanced technologies we don't understand yet that was completely obliterated by a cataclysmic event. Only time will tell.

[@EmeraldGemeraldReal]

Yes, some of Grahams books are filled with stuff like this. There definitely was some sort of a catastrophe back then in the younger dryas that might have wiped civilisations, but he likes to think of myths as almost true facts and builds his stories so they fit perfectly with all the myths - that's where a lot of his criticism comes from.

[@syn1x193]

bangerrr

[@prith_861]

is that a technoblade toy in the background ?

[@justinyadao744]

2:12 I DO THAT LOL. Since I solo queue and if I’m cracked and they’re triple sending it in fragment n I know my time has come, I try to throw all the essentials like my red armor and gold mags and bats down the pits of hell. I did damage but they ain’t gonna get a reward for killin me >:)

[@huntleybaker1360]

another banger

[@jeffjohnson6167]

mande is your favorite streamers favorite streamer

[@jazon345]

me: trying to exist peacefully and live a normal life my dumbass neighbor in his shitty, no muffler fart-can BMW E36 from 1996 at 12 AM: 4:47

[@blunbot]

Mande is Filipino

[@uldren01]

I really don't like Mandes content but I like the Esmerald content

[@YaBoiShining]

0:51 me 90% of the time

[@matthewlee8618]

Hahaha the joe biden thing was unexpected from someone not in america

[@legit_nyel]

outro song??

[@chakorau4094]

no lobas bazillian

[@nickwoyurka6820]

Best apex steamer 💯

[@Aeris_Asano]

Mande does not rant*

[@MuseR.]

😤😤😤

[@renneruYT]

1:52 did he kill him tho or did he get spared

[@robrt999]

haha

[@darryl1point618]

Dude why don't you work for Mande and edit his youtube videos or something

[@antscaliseeee]

😂

[@koalxz]

W

[@shaideyXO]

"you're not my igl anymore" LMFAOOOOO