XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 4 Episode 4 - You're muscly

The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 18th June 2005.
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[@penelopeasmr1009]

I have listened to these almost everyday for almost a decade now….that seems like insanity, but they are just so funny and comforting.

[@minboot18]

play a record!

[@LiamWindle]

Me too ❤️

[@rubbishopinions6468]

Judging by your name I have to wonder if Karls voice just... does it for you? He'd be happy with that.

[@jianblundell6038]

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

[@elgerardoedwardio2498]

Ditto. It's amazing what habits we can cultivate given a couple of years

[@Media.Man95]

"this other monkey comes in right... Somethings said..." *bellowing laughter* "right, forget it" "XFM" classic 😂

[@ToweTiih]

AHAHAHA AAHAH🤣🤣🤣

[@odw_99]

The best thing about these (there's not really a bad thing about them tbh) is the smile you get when you look at the title, because you know exactly the moment it's referring to

[@CORNISHDUDE]

You're muscly

[@bucketman_1337]

My favorite title has to be "It Was Pushing People Off Their Bikes"

[@siobhanwilliams8450]

I just read the title and smiled!

[@christmasdonkey86]

‘You’re muscly’ is by far my favourite line from any material these 3 produced, I’m in stitches every time! I’m here now for the hundredth time to hear it!

[@sirloin7633]

Are you familiar with the phrase " 'undreth monkey"?

[@tomcarroll2401]

"Do you know how many baftas we've won? We can do what we want." "High five" "six"

[@Scallion_D]

😁

[@craigwarby2188]

The best ending to a Monkey news and show “Something’s Said”

[@cartmanofsp]

''Thank you, STEVE MERCHANT, we love, MUGS..'' Lmao

[@The_realist_realtor]

12:52 ✌️

[@epigwaitthistory]

You are all amazing people who share this utter dribble of genius with me.

[@CARLIN4737]

It's nonsense isn't it. No worries wonder nobody got it at the time. They talk absolute shiite. Takes years to buy into Karl's buffoonery!😉

[@tomrodwell9911]

Play a record you're an idiot

[@erizzle67]

The muscely story on the train is one of my favorites!

[@CARLIN4737]

Classic 😉

[@dannyboy_dannyboy8274]

18.29

[@dannyboy_dannyboy8274]

They’re always talking! 😂😂😂

[@Christoff070]

@@dannyboy_dannyboy8274 cheeeerssss Danny boy

[@carolynrjackson]

Best story.

[@dannymckay7148]

54:43 - Ricky gets annoyed about how ludicrous it is to have to choose between being deaf and blind... I swear a couple of seasons ago he was asking Karl if he'd rather have lobster claws or a horn on his head hahahaha

[@CARLIN4737]

Ricky is beyond reproach because he's the Daddy. He talks more shiite than karl.😉

[@bucketman_1337]

That and, like Steve has said, Ricky often sounds like he's setting the evening standard

[@DovahFett]

He was admittedly drunk/suffering from a hangover during that show.

[@nick_double_you]

Does it still take everyone else a minute before they get (remember) the rockbusters 😂 even after the 20th time listening

[@nin920]

The Eh Me Winehouse I can always get lol

[@dannyboy_dannyboy8274]

EVERY FING TIME Nick 👍👍👍

[@jakehixon4073]

Only one I get is wet knee Houston.

[@Eddyn6]

i always get 'yolk oh no'

[@AA-hg5fk]

Nah I know them all before Karl even gives the initials now.

[@GerryBolger]

I love the way they're talking about this secret auntie that they can't mention but have said 'auntie Nora' around 20 times in the first five minutes..

[@HopeVJustice]

7:01

[@hogwash_tinpenny]

Or is it Aunt Inora? I could never tell😂 Probably Auntie Nora tbh

[@hogwash_tinpenny]

jah dub I could never tell the way he said it and his accent

[@Christoff070]

Split tennis ball??

[@Scallion_D]

And have mentioned her loads in other episodes too lol.

[@brianbarry9332]

Karl's retort to Ricky saying about Auntie Nora putting a valance on everything is one of his best lines

[@crackernipple6020]

You can hear the little smile on his baldy mancy head

[@Genericyoutuber425]

Aunty Nora is foe sure Karl's mom, they slipped up in one episode, can't remember which one

[@Dickie2shoes]

"Sir" "What is it Simpkins ?" "You've got a nob on your arm" "Don't worry about that, do your maths"

[@sarahcotton-vb3de]

This podcast has done more for me then 7 years of antidepressants and sleeping pills.

[@christmasdonkey86]

Mate, I feel you so much

[@ToweTiih]

HAHAH same for me 😅

[@ideamachine39]

Absolute

[@KardKing66]

Ricky's laugh at 7:16 😄 like a cat being squoze.

[@Milan_Smidt]

''I turned around, right. And it was.. it was.. there. Looking at me.'' - Jurassic Park

[@NatS3703]

8:29: "I don't think she reads Zoo" "She's more of a nuts woman"

[@lyzzlyzzy1023]

Can you explain this joke ?? I’ve never understood.

[@NatS3703]

@lyzzlyzzy1023 oh zoo is a sort of magazine for adults- I think It had some nude pictures in. But the nuts magazine is a hard-core pornagraphic magazine:) so they were just laughing at the idea of Karl's aunty buying those magazines :)

[@TheLunnyBear]

@@NatS3703 i think nuts was just a competitor of zoo with similar content

[@craigwarby2188]

Ricky: “And she was the one who used to put a Valance on everything?” Karl: “Well... not everything.” 😂😂

[@EMursw]

🎾

[@divodivo5886]

37:27 - "But, like now I'm sat here, right, with me jeans on. I don't know where I am." - These one-liners from Karl are the reason I keep coming back to these shows. I spend the next five minutes just chuckling to myself.

[@Steve90UK]

"Something's said" 😂😂

[@christmasdonkey86]

The laugh Gervais squeaks out after Karl says ‘she’s got a caftan on’ always gets me

[@jcrawley1]

Something's said...

[@akay0000]

Have I been listening to these too much or does anyone else think that 'Ey, me winehouse!' works quite well as a clue?

[@shanilemeow2942]

You OD'd on these shows, then.

[@emilyj9497]

The first step is admitting you have a problem. LoL!

[@akay0000]

And what about 'Christ, di berg!' ?

[@nadiaal-fattal6220]

@@akay0000 my fave!

[@stfnkblm6738]

Almost all of them worked, Ricky was just mad he couldn't figure them out

[@KingKurt]

“… on a CRAMMED train from Manchester , I got another hour and a half of this!”

[@k45207]

7:02 when I was kid me auntie Nor... me auntie. Oh I’m crying I swear I could listen to these shows a million times

[@gxrtyrs6681]

Right, I'm off to bed, another night of Karl enlightening me as I blissfully sleep.

[@emilyj9497]

Like a Mancunian lullaby

[@stonedoco7455]

Garty RSPS farty

[@CDbiggen]

Some absolute drivel from Karl Pilkington.

[@Christoff070]

Make sure you have a glass of orange by your bedside table ya ffffff

[@WollongongWacko]

if you go to a store at the mall playing these old Xfm shows, you're welcome. 😊

[@ManMoth]

+WollongongWacko Are you really!? That's lush :-)

[@WollongongWacko]

Man Moth My customers seem confused at times, but so far no complaints 😊. (if they do I'll bung a song on)

[@WollongongWacko]

had to stop, to much potential for offense, haha.

[@Sheriff_GrimLaw]

+Man Moth Are you from Bristol, ManMoth? x

[@sjn6704]

+BigJamook lush!

[@CDbiggen]

This is one of the best episodes.

[@MrMongoose221]

Honestly a daytime radio show with features such as knob news and monkey news is just amazing, don't think you'd get away with it now 🤣

[@JimC607]

Some of the things they got away with are actually wild. Like that episode when Ricky talks about the sex pamphlet and he straight up just says "a good alternative is to cum on a friend's back" lmao imagine hearing that sentence at 1 o clock in the day on radio

[@sundaygirl5]

Steve’s taking notes of how many times Karl says “n that” but we’re taking notes of how many times Steve says the word “arbitrary” as well as how many times he actually uses the word correctly 😂

[@wightmand]

yes - he tends to use it in a somewhat arbitrary manner.

[@williamsmith666]

Man alive!

[@Christoff070]

Eyes bulging with arbitrary riches

[@Super_tramp142]

Can you make note of how many times he tells the crouching tiger hidden dragon cinema story as well!

[@GrubShackBaby]

@@Super_tramp142 that story really is interminable.

[@a_b897]

39:13 “But what’s wrong with him touching it anyway-“ “Oh hello!”

[@elgerardoedwardio2498]

One of Karl's best anecdotes ever... 18:18

[@northernpunx1978]

Ricky’s insane laugh when he says “you’re muscley” haha love it

[@bainesy1us]

Probably the funniest thing ive ever heard. Has me in tears every time

[@bonjour2098]

Little fella there..

[@rubbishopinions6468]

Ricks sniggering in the background before building to a crescendo where he explodes on the muscley line. Definitely an all time classic.

[@kieranwhite6647]

The thud in the background after Karl says 'down syndrome kid' always gets me. I imagine it's Ricky trying to contain his laughter and banging on the desk

[@tullochliam]

Think that guy who made the XFM big beat jingle still gets listened to millions of times across youtube, respect random beat maker dude

[@nayf7682]

Every time I have to hear Ricky chewing into the microphone for a minute straight it dose my head in. Especially after he had a go at Karl for the same thing.

[@hogwash_tinpenny]

I can't be the only on who falls asleep to Ricky

[@stoox006]

Hogwash_Tinpenny don't worry, you're with your people here. We all do it :) I also shower to these, wash dishes, travel...

[@hogwash_tinpenny]

Omg same, I washing dishes rn while listening to Hitler's Knob😂

[@MrMongoose221]

Haha I can't do any household chores without making sure I've got an XFM or podcast lined up by these three and I actually fall asleep to other stuff now but for a good few years I couldn't sleep without these.

[@dannymckay7148]

'I was listening to Hitler's knob,' that's not a sentence you hear everyday hahahaha.

[@jamestodd1104]

Problem with sleeping to these is you are just about to get off and a belter from Karl comes out and you are pissing thi sen.

[@ppeter1982]

Steve's quip " they won't get fooled again" is criminally underrated.

[@Tokyodrift5000]

I feel like Steve's puns get missed quite a lot

[@Adelehalsall]

I love how he says he can’t talk about Auntie Nora and then proceeds to say “Auntie Nora” about 6 times 😂😂

[@DSonBlue]

“SOMETHINGS SAID” 😂😂😂

[@KubbsWickedSoul]

I automatically started laughing once I read the title. Love that story

[@chester6514]

Why?

[@jmwoods18244]

Karls "so what side does he wear?" at 44:40 is incredible from him, always brings it back

[@coombzy283]

Steve after giving a wedding gift... "Look at the gleam on that..."

[@Kendo121e]

This is why Maggie is always asking these questions on Extras

[@oceandwell]

thank you STEVE MERCHANT for your wonderful gift. We love MUG

[@justinkline8437]

Who else REALLY wants to hear, 'Turkish Prisoners Made Hole In Cell Wall to Produce Third Inmate?'

[@user-dh1yq5cz9v]

i don't really even understand how it's knob news tbh

[@C_Xx7xX]

@@user-dh1yq5cz9v I hope you're joking 😂

[@user-dh1yq5cz9v]

@@C_Xx7xX I'm really not lmao

[@C_Xx7xX]

@@user-dh1yq5cz9v They made a hole in the wall to insert a part of the anatomy...hence being nob news! 😂

[@user-dh1yq5cz9v]

@@C_Xx7xX right, but who's the third inmate 😭

[@NatS3703]

54:10 -"it wouldn't be money" is one of my favourate lines :.)

[@TheOssumPawesome]

Ay! My wine house! xD

[@jd9171]

rockbusters, the only quiz that makes me cry with laughter Buggulls.........

[@KirkWilson86]

"I prefer them to go, 'Its a tricky one, this." Hahahaha

[@W.M.-]

"That comes in, somethin's said" 😂😂

[@capnhawkins]

"something's said"

[@clebfelm4170]

I love how Karl says muscly

[@Wackyfox]

Must-leh.

[@JakeeAgerable]

I'm in for a week long seizure induced epilepsy test, this shall be my playlist the whole time. Trigger me Karl!

[@cuppacawfee]

These have really helped with getting through having influenza. Thanks again Man Moth.

[@marishnosh]

Ay me wine house is Karl’s finest rock busters moment!!

[@dannyboy_dannyboy8274]

Simon Davies Yes, one of my favs. And once again made 10 times better by Gerv’s laugh.

[@lucaspoudolski3685]

3:30 Ricky choosing a fake name for Karl, Brent Hogwell (David Brent from Wernham Hog). Interesting where his mind went

[@dominicturner77]

I've picked up on loads of stuff they have used elsewhere

[@andrewpattondev]

39:12 Steve's "Oh 'ello" is just beautiful

[@MrSmithy5]

"I'm sat here right with my jeans on I don't know where I am"

[@ste_the_humanps498]

SHLONGGGG 'man grows nob on his arm' how can anyone dislike this show

[@ianinkster2261]

I love it how the opening premise to this episode is Karl is stressed because his ripped tennis ball anecdote has gone public.

[@Crimson34533]

28:12 "that's a hell of a funeral service". did anyone else catch that lol :)))))))))

[@highnoon7097]

Chris Campling is another comedy character written by Gervais and Mitchlings. As we're Dicky Anderson and myself.

[@lorddarko7735]

The idea of Carl making someone's day on the train is genuinely wholesome. Despite how mental it sounds 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@divodivo5886]

I think we all get a bit worried where it was going, but it's a really heart-warming story and Karl learns an important lesson.😊

[@jameshickey1294]

These 3 are just timeless brilliant. The train trip story 😂 never gets old.- xfm rules

[@mrt8910]

listen to these every night ( to my girlfriends annoyance) thank you manmoth !!! any plans for more Karl related material in the future??

[@iMertin]

Tell me about it

[@adlalamb6229]

I've just scanned past this comment am thought it actually said mammoth..

[@DanBearon]

+Adam Lamond Man moth?!

[@louisasmiles]

Dan Evans ricky read a headline to do with mammoths. karl thought ricky said "manmoth". got overexcited thinking scientists had created a half man half moth. funny podcast moment

[@keithws2779]

Has she left you yet? .... Oh, oh yeah, she has left him, forgot about that.

[@LifeOfRy]

19:07 "little fella there..." the beginning of an unforgettable tale.

[@dylangaunt4026]

7:16 That laugh tho

[@davidprice5678]

If this show was scripted, then Ricky and Steve are comedy geniuses.

[@raydarby8642]

Well they are that anyway lol

[@davidprice5678]

@@raydarby8642 Well yeah, but I mean they'd be on a different level altogether.

[@feelthejoy]

The way Steve pronounces "Joaquin Phoenix"... XD

[@Milan_Smidt]

Hwhackeen :p

[@Seanh2k11]

yh, its funny when people pronounce names correctly.

[@WollongongWacko]

+Seanh2k11 I don't think everyone knows that, still a funny sounding name

[@Scallion_D]

There's a footballer called Joaquin and the commentators pronounce his name like that too.

[@bigeddie46]

I'm from Bald Knob, Arkansas.

[@AA-hg5fk]

Americans... They do me 'ed in.

[@edmunddonnelly3881]

​@@AA-hg5fkMe too. Get on me nerves.

[@th33399]

This episode is up there in my top 10

[@davet2825]

“It’s just a woman who rode around in a 3 wheeled bike with her husband in the basket”.

[@rooty]

"sense of sight or sight of hearing" lol. Gets me every time.

[@yakubIue]

we love *mugs*

[@williamsmith666]

"You know I love Chevy Chase." Explains a lot, Merch. A lot.

[@Scallion_D]

Eh! Me Winehouse lol. That's pretty good actually.

[@AA-hg5fk]

I know a Chinese fella who has recently turned 50, to be honest I was surprised it was his 50th birthday as he doesn't look that old!

[@BenjaminBattington]

So he says

[@AA-hg5fk]

​@@BenjaminBattingtonhaha true, he could be about 35 but he's so embarrassed he says he's 50.

[@smilezor]

i wonder why "wheres karl's knob" didnt catch on

[@Wackyfox]

It’s not exactly a difficult game, is it? It’s not like the answer is ever going to be “on Everest” or “hiding behind a chair”.

[@chester6514]

@@Wackyfox if he was up Everest, that would be the right answer

[@Wackyfox]

@@chester6514 he’d never go up Everest, it’s like a tip up there, mate.

[@chester6514]

@@Wackyfox he’ll have to next time he needs to get rid of a mattress he got from uncle alf

[@liambennion9627]

@@Wackyfox he could easily get up there if he wanted to tho, just a quick bmx blast away. He equates going up there on a bike with completing a marathon in a car 🤣

[@joelneedham4548]

Some of the funniest ricky, Steve and Karl moments are on this channel.

[@adamhitchen5976]

even to this day people think Karl isn't real and just acts out lines on air and just a creation by Gervais and Merchant, honestly I'm from Manchester, there are thousands like Karl, thick as Shite and ignorant of the world around them, Karl is 100% genuine

[@fraserwebster8761]

From 19:30 Ricky holds in a laugh which explodes at 20:10.

[@CorporalFriendlyShark]

Little fella there

[@igotthisphoneright]

something's said...

[@anthonyward6805]

I love Ricky’s laugh at 20.13

[@JustinKlineTheComedian]

"Don't say that- they can't hear you."

[@leum101]

Well, don't say that... Oh wait he can't hear you. Hahahahahaha!

[@14labyrinth]

lol "somethings said"

[@acarrotcrusher]

The "where's Karl's Nob" competition

[@TheHamboneharry]

Jay Reeves "where is your member?"

[@acarrotcrusher]

GG tW Don't really know to be honest, what a strange question, OH, it's to the left

[@TheHamboneharry]

Jay Reeves LOL!

[@cartmanofsp]

+Jay Reeves Where's Ricky's bollocks sounded good as well.

[@ManMoth]

+Mr Tea No problem at all mate, yes hopefully, I have some ideas.

[@michaelgordon8235]

I'm looking for the podcast where Karl coins the term "foodage"

[@michaelgordon8235]

Easily my favourite Ricky laugh ever

[@Aalborg42]

series 3 episode 4 ..

[@kevinflemming5928]

Ricky's wheezy screech reminds me of the Velociraptors from Jurassic Park.

[@capnhawkins]

After hearing Ricky pronouncing Dr. Who as "Dr. 'oo" I just realized that a large portion of the country must call it that. Funny to think that such a distinctive show title is pronounced so humorously by the people "oo" live in the country it's from.

[@AA-hg5fk]

I once saw a doctor who had the surname "Oo".

[@eviola11]

Best episode

[@KingFluffs]

20:15 Karl meets purple Aki

[@barryoffeastenders]

😂 I'd love to hear Karl's thoughts on Aki

[@mroscarking12]

55:13 Say if you lived in like a baron sort of..y'kno Africa or whatever... right, nowt to see.. right, so.. you could lose your.. lose your sight Sure but if you lived in a women's locker room! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@jakehixon4073]

You can’t blame campion. It must have been hard to believe this comedic genius is just natural improv.

[@lottery131985]

I best just have an arm wrestle

[@notmyname9261]

Alternative Title: "Something's said . . ."

[@omfgnoobswtf]

MAN MOTH HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@justinkline8437]

"The use of the word 'member' suddenly."

[@davidstirrat8815]

Does anybody else read the comments as they listen and don’t like seeing the rock busters answers. 4 series in and I’m finally thinking like Karl and getting about half right