Dungeons & Dragons: Rap Edition

[@warwerewolf777]

DM drank a potion of fire breathing. He was spitting straight fire

[@erickclair6429]

Right DM just cast flame stike on the whole party before droping rocks as well as the mic

[@5-Volt]

He's got the elemental adept feat for fire 🔥

[@Froyenoff]

nice

[@LupineShadowOmega]

@Hudson Tille agreed.

[@JKT84]

Thanks for hitting us over the head with the punchline

[@imatoucan]

Before: "Ah this might be cringy." After: "This shit is fire!"

[@DNorseMan95]

Tewcan lmfao that’s what my thoughts were going into it. I’m pleasantly surprised!

[@Theron101]

Same actually

[@thedarkmaster4747]

😒😁😎🔥😮🎶😵💣💥🧙‍♂️

[@CHmLgN]

The only reason I wasn't worried was because of the Yahzick video. Which is funny sense Yahzick means tongue, but clearly he already has ripped his out and replaced it with a silver switchblade.

[@itisALWAYSR.A.]

I actually put this off for 2 months because of the "before". Now I'm "after". We all get there in the end

[@lordsovereign8385]

I guess you could call him... Dm-inem.

[@JuliusCaminus]

You, sir, should be ashamed of yourself! ...or proud... Honestly, I am mad that I didn't think of it first...

[@geoffreycannon2197]

Are you going to post this on pun-terest next? I think it would be a hit!

[@jaredpuwalski8545]

I’d buy that mixtape.

[@ihalloway]

so cheesy, its good

[@jcassels]

That honestly made me lol

[@ironrose6]

"Oh yeah, rocks fall, everybody dies." Brutal.

[@danielpaul8648]

Them bars killed everyone

[@derp-construction3341]

Now that is a mike drop.

[@keith221191]

Wasn't that from DM edition?

[@ironrose6]

@@keith221191 quite possibly- it's a pretty famous dnd cliche.

[@squirrel8185]

don't fuck with the DM.

[@kilikx1x]

"Look, I could put all of you into a castle full of a thousand chests. And one of the chests contains an item required for you to continue to the quest. And all of the other unopened containers are Mimics and traps. So you'll have to open them all to recover the item, which is a map-that-Will lead you into a complex dungeon with enough gold to make the hole team rich! But you better be ready to go to battle with a Demon Lord and a Lich." This actually sounds like a pretty fun game.. maybe tone down the chests to something that isn't quite 4 digits.. but still sounds legitimately entertaining to me. Also "I'm liable to kill a character if for no other reason than I think that it needed a better name" was pretty good xD

[@Tzizenorec]

I'm sure there are ways to cleverly search a thousand chests without opening every one of them.

[@deydraniadiancecht8298]

I've had a DM do that to one of my characters. I deserved it.

[@lord_terrorbeast2625]

Blindsight and many other spells seem like the way to go there

[@MercenaryPen]

@@Tzizenorec depending on the plot item, fireball would be a start

[@jobbbigt]

no.. no Fighting a Demon lord and a lich dose not sound like fun - unless its really late game.

[@CriticalEatsJapan]

Wow, Bard rolled high on his perform check... ;)

[@ChileandRamen]

OK, that was good.

[@adriaanadriaan123]

when your natural bonus is +15 you're always gonna roll high, but this was a nat 20

[@Truck-kun653]

@@adriaanadriaan123 natural bonus +15? Nah. It's a +20

[@StygianIkazuchi]

I know this feeling so well. My pathfinder GM doesn't have me roll Craft (Alchemy) anymore because I've built up a +45 in that skill between items, feats and Alchemist class features lol

[@akakemushi439]

Heh, I just checked this and saw that your comment was on top dude, what are the odds? Also, this was a pretty solid rap! Loved the scene where he's dumping a bag of dice on his head, XD

[@greenhoodyman95]

I don't think anyone gives him enough credit on how the way he switches up his flow is crazy

[@CircusFoxxo]

Seriously. It's incredibly impressive.

[@ripvanwinkle6449]

Yes. His cadence is well above average.

[@jamesgarlick4573]

His rapping definitely rolled a nat 20

[@blueflavoredlemon2683]

I think he may have unconsciously taken inspiration to Logic’s Genocide hook.

[@combatwombat5991]

Word i would buy an album

[@KoiBoiRoi]

"Your mixtape is so fire that it melts the car, killing everyone inside." - D&D Gangster Edition

[@1995.hondacivic]

666th like

[@timroberts4635]

Lol... Too funny... Lol

[@BestOnThursdays]

Perfect

[@tornadodee148]

hahahahaha yes I remember that one lol XD

[@DrakeKnight99]

Dude that did so damage not even an Elder Red Dragon could resist it

[@mollymauktealeaf]

“Rocks fall, everybody dies.” That’s certainly a mic drop.

[@RaizelSX]

He murdered the beat and the players lmao

[@kaildraconis]

This seriously was such a surprise. I expected something entirely cringeworthy but this was fantastic. Making it rain with foe sheets, the die shower, the ice on the DM screen. The flow was entirely, unexpectedly hard.

[@stephenmcmillen186]

*Rolls for wordsmithing* Nat 20.

[@siristheslayer1923]

stephen McMillen DESTRUCTION 100 SMITHING 100

[@DirtPerson]

Real talk: That was genuinely impressive. Your flow is impeccable.

[@Lucky-jt8sg]

I second this holy shit.

[@MrT3a]

Non native listener here, it was so clean I managed to follow and understand everything without any rollback on the video ! Seriously impressive for a rap.

[@otakujournal1688]

You're on the fast track to drop one stick ep

[@cowmanthe3rd]

@@otakujournal1688 not sure if you've already found it by now but he has one, and the first single for his next is out. His music channel is called Yahzick

[@jeffreybogard2713]

This was far better than it needed to be

[@toprak3479]

I know right? It was lit

[@jamesanthony8438]

Was a lot better than I was expecting :)

[@rustycalloway1814]

Here it is 2023 and I'm still coming back here to jam out to this.

[@dagoblin994]

The mixtape is so fire, that the car melts, and everyone inside dies.

[@Fredministrator]

Notorious D&D

[@denizkendirci]

nice one.

[@johnhayden6820]

"Hard as bard on cocain" - Best Line ever.

[@gaiuscymeon5449]

" I'm liable to kill a character for no other reason than I think it needed a better name"

[@commandercorner5575]

Gene Hurley Oh no, even more drastic than that: “I’m liable to kill a camp (an entire campaign) if for no other reason than I think that it needed a better name.”

[@gador789]

@@commandercorner5575 That's not what he said though?

[@commandercorner5575]

4go101 That’s what it sounds like to me. It certainly doesn’t sound like “character”.

[@gador789]

@@commandercorner5575 Hmm, no matter how many times I listen, even slowed down, I can't hear anything that sounds like camp.

[@evandavis5223]

Rocks Fall. Everybody Dies.

[@chaosmastermind]

But we're on a featureless plain!!!

[@chrisdarling3212]

@@chaosmastermind meteors fall from the heavens, directly killing the party.

[@RealBenda]

That change of pace at 1:16 is SO GOOD.

[@theoz-zone7470]

Everybody gangsta til the DM drops the dice. Seriously though, some serious wordplay skills you have my boy.

[@LukeCuddy]

"What just happened?" You got served. .. and your characters were killed by falling rocks.

[@RomanQrr]

I was ready to cringe. I was not ready for this.

[@wildorange4628]

Ikr

[@robertmacneish4470]

Same, and it turned out to be really good

[@gador789]

Pretty much, we all judged this book by it's cover haha This needs so many more views, really hope he makes more.

[@taylorwalker2722]

If you broke the DM and that is what happens...break him more.

[@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself]

Dungeons and Dragons: Broken Edition!

[@Shintenpu]

I mean, yes the rap is excellent. Great. But I want to bring attention on the dynamic camera work. It's a new tools in the D&D videos and it's well done!

[@milanaking5151]

This is..... next level.

[@Madara5211]

When breaking the dm brings out a rap god

[@brettwashburn9611]

I was skeptical... I was wrong.

[@roeyjevels]

Killing a character just because the DM thinks it needs a better name. I love it.

[@The_Grimsun]

Seriously I can't stop myself from coming back to this over and over again. The songs great. Also your buuuuurr sound in some words is really good. It sounds amazing. Please do more on the channel, even if it becomes a side thing.

[@creepycharisma8861]

That was an amazing rap. Like for real, I was blindsided by it

[@CheshireCaddington]

I came expecting to laugh, but I was so impressed I forgot to. I would actually buy an album in a similar vein as this. Nerd Rap when?

[@gabe7120]

mc chris (been listening to this dude since his first album around 2001-2002? not one complaint..) mc frontalot mc lars mega ran (saw this guy with mc chris. he's really sweet.) wordburglar schaffer the dark lord richie branson (brought toonami back)

[@Mduenisch]

@@gabe7120 Dude, Schaffer the Dark Lord taught me that prepositions are adverbs, and as someone who prides themself as a grammar nazi and poet, I spent a good couple days fucked in the head.

[@ForeverYoungKickboxer]

Me too!

[@forrestpatterson6053]

G. Gerhart I’m going to have wordburglar on my podcast next week! Super excited. Check us out! Tic and tac variety attack. We interviewed Lex the lexicon artist a few weeks ago as well!

[@imushavem7504]

Weird Al "White and Nerdy" kzbin.info/www/bejne/hGrUinlveb-Dmtk

[@orangefool1527]

THIS SHOULD BE A REMINDER TO ALL PLAYERS, BREAKING YOUR DM IS NOT WINNING CAUSE EVEN IF YOU WIN YOU LOSE.

[@usagainsttheworld1831]

Exactly

[@FrancisR420]

We need a part 2 and it needs to be a rap battle

[@adriaanadriaan123]

or a love ballad, to get him to come back.

[@kema3780]

@@adriaanadriaan123 maybe the love ballad could be part 3

[@randomdeadbody]

80S HAIR METAL POWER BALLAD COVER OF BABY COME BACK. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.

[@Error-eb9gv]

@@adriaanadriaan123 a love ballad but raped.

[@SKARR97]

.......holy fork That was so well lyrically balanced.... Genuinely taken back by how well that was both written and executed. Bravo sir!!!!

[@cerealcow]

takes a lot of courage to not only make, but post this. However it paid off, well done. Respect.

[@skullhydra23]

This is freaking gold.

[@marcellsadventures8599]

How many d6 in fire damage do I take?

[@kass4294]

MarcellsAdventures uh that’s 42,069d6 fire damage.

[@a.m.p3313]

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 d6 fire damage

[@unamuseddeathgod5128]

infinity, seeing as rocks fell and everyone died

[@jacobbenns6090]

All of them....

[@TDGCmote]

MarcellsAdventures even if they all roll 1 and you have resistance, it’s an instant death.

[@AgentFranks16]

I would buy this on itunes. Freaking awesome

[@MannShorts]

Song is available on iTunes/Amazon Music. Links in description. Spotify/Google Play coming soon.

[@dunewizard]

Holy crap, I never thought I would see a True Flow Bard, with Bracers of Mic Control, and TWO rings of Explosive Rhymes

[@pazz]

This has been in my recommended for weeks, didn’t watch because I thought it would be cringe. Holy crap I was wrong, those flows were buttery.

[@LunatiqHigh]

[@Spyderinagourd]

Why drop the mic when you can drop rocks?

[@EngineerJeff]

The DM gotta do what the DM gotta do! Love this!

[@Error-eb9gv]

Going hard like a bard on cocane

[@tylerjohnson7971]

Unchained

[@TheRaptureWillRise]

Wow, suprisingly not cringy, like at all. Usually, these are the most cringy for me, but that was pretty legit

[@marcuschauvin7039]

Years later this still is great!

[@alexparker5127]

Those lv 1 PCs are not prepared for the CR 29 Rap God!!! Putting the Tarrasque to shame! With his flows that'll rain for days!!! Even Beholders give praise!!! The dice have rolled!!! That's how the story's told!! There's no time to be bold!!!! We'll sing his name till we're old, because this is comic gold!!!!!!!

[@DJ_LilPaycheck]

I will buy your album when it comes out that was more Fire than throwing a Molotov in a Napalm factory

[@jamespayne7977]

The mixtape is SO fire that it actually melts the car and kills the remaining Bloods. Lance what are you doing?

[@FlyingDominion]

That was more fire than when everything changed... ... you know, because the fire nation attacked.

[@Japanlover79]

Flynn Curtis they always attack

[@MrFreeze-vq4nb]

Following for album details 😂

[@switch158]

He has a mixtape out there somewhere on the internet, he has a couple other vids of him flowing too. He performs as Yahzick, make sure to have a fire-extinguisher handy when you look it up.

[@kushnearme]

Rolls for performance check , Nat 20!

[@MasterTobiification]

Only attacks get a crit success or fails... this was all skill

[@PresbyterianPaladin]

"Dice quality clean, Ice all over my screen, Im nice until I get mean, there's no in-between, I'm a machine..." Bruh, bars.

[@CRWanderer]

I don't care for Rap but I just loved it! As a Guy who DM's myself. I can totally understand his total frustration with the others in the video.

[@jkwatch]

Obligatory: Mom's Spaghetti 🍝 Unsung hero of this video is camera movement. Those panning shots level this up so hard.

[@michaelspence2508]

My D&D character listened to this song. Now he's an Exalted character.

[@JmannXIII43]

This was paladin levels of righteous

[@esperthebard]

Never have I seen such a positive like-to-unlike ratio on a video. Take my like as well, you fire-breathing DM.

[@willc6577]

2:27 that man in the background be like "wutt did I just walk in to"

[@kindoflame]

This is what I love with this show. Right when things get into a regular rhythm, they completely break the mold.

[@screwgoogle474]

That was too good. I'll be honest it caught me off guard.

[@michealboudreaux]

That was SO FREAKING AMAZIG.

[@Sorry_N_Advance]

I am so glad this showed up in my recommended, this was fire

[@DaveMiller2]

That was freaking genius. Seriously.

[@HartSickle]

This may be the best D&D rap song of all time!

[@kolaofflames1]

I love the random looks like Justin in the background of the one shot with a coffee mug looking like "What is going on in here?"

[@sanuelkessler8435]

What time stamp?

[@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself]

It's around 2:25

[@theonlyxbox360]

Please PLEASE make this a returning series!

[@bryanyoung9966]

Wow. Just wow. More please!

[@eazzy5822]

I think a mixtape is in order

[@mikevanvoorst6815]

Oh, damn, DM got the power of Fire Lyrics. He gets a +10 to everything.

[@uvealpear7749]

Mike Vanvoorst I might actually use that bonus to give to a bard late in the campaign via a scroll or important nat 20. Rebalancing needed of course. 🧐

[@mrmoofle]

WITH advantage.

[@garrettgriffin5569]

My Jaw actually DROPPED. I have watched this so many time already.

[@schonsmith50]

The only white rapper Em is too scared to go after.

[@schonsmith50]

Anytime ;)

[@fountainchristain]

This made my day you two are great lol

[@briangothic1970]

OMG The DM has mad Skills on the Mic. Word to your Cleric.

[@janderson2375]

I keep coming back to this, Charles has incredible flow and sequencing.

[@Zackeus1992]

If I may request, eh hem... DND: RULES LAWYER EDITION

[@mistwolf]

... That, in my experience, is just basic D&D

[@adriaanadriaan123]

When you look too much into the rules and forget it's about the fun with friends

[@adampine2406]

OBJECTION! ... OVER RULED! I'm the DM!

[@MasterTobiification]

Oh DM yes!

[@JerrybutTaller]

You monster

[@chillycharizard5985]

WAIT! UMMM, DID ANYONE ELSE SEE JUSTIN STANDING CREEPILY IN THE BACKGROUND AT 2:26!?

[@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself]

He had to peep that sexy twerking.

[@mrv4953]

He got a nat 20 on his stealth roll

[@jorayx]

Glad for this comment

[@ImNails1987]

you can NEVER break this DM!!!! DM RAP GOD JUST LEFT THE HOUSE!!!!!

[@oktopuss2006]

wtf it was actually good

[@willisthehy]

That was insane

[@berserkshirtbear1271]

I have to say, after seeing this there a criminal lack of D&D rap, a void that I did not know needed to be filled.

[@angeleye2602]

I will never question you guys again

[@dagarcia5510]

Holy hell in a handbasket! This is one of the best damn things I've ever seen! Obviously, now we need a rebuttal from the PCs....

[@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself]

Dungeons and Dragons: Rap Beef Edition

[@jamesgarlick4573]

I doubt they can roll high enough to top this

[@GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430]

@@jamesgarlick4573 DC 60 with disadvantage

[@lukeferrell9800]

It's weird that I found this exactly 1 year after it was posted. This was fuckin great though

[@Maxxochism]

This is literally my new favorite thing.

[@bluexco]

God damn that was fire!!!! I thought everyone was going to drop bars but damn if the DM didn't hit that hard!! Sharing this everywhere!

[@stocktonjoans]

Who won? Who's Next? *You Decide!*

[@hesperant5380]

That... Was epic. I want more.. MOAR!!!! (throws money at the Mann Shorts)

[@Tx556]

When the dm rolls up a bard.

[@AdeptN7]

When you are a DM but only thing you want to do is play your Lvl 20 Bard

[@handsomejack3444]

When does the album hit?

[@KaneOnYoutube]

Only after it rolls higher than rap game's AC

[@mydrunkglitchin8287]

seriously well done, the rap wasn’t hammed up at all, 10/10

[@TheNextDr]

Rocks fall. Everybody dies. **MIC DROP** This was the most EPIC episode ever!! LOVED IT!

[@sonicsoup888]

What happened.........Last I remember I clicked on this video expecting something cringe, and then getting hit with a delayed fireball. Seriously tho that was amazing, the flow, the lyrics, the timbre all there. Absolutely brilliant mate.

[@jmsiener]

The triplet flows are on point

[@omega0zero]

Who knew he was a mic killer like that? Absolutely amazing. Loved this and how it was not what I expected!

[@adriaanadriaan123]

there are 3 older vids of him rapping, they are awesome.

[@stapuft]

@@adriaanadriaan123 they are arnt they, but this, THIS, IS *EPIC*

[@beardedmanthing8206]

I need this a ring tone

[@TarEcthelion]

Agreed... Where can we give a buck or two to get a solid mp3 of the song alone?

[@MannShorts]

Song is available on iTunes/Amazon Music. Links in description. Spotify/Google Play coming soon.

[@Oxide445]

I have no words to express how accurate this is. I feel like as a DM myself this would be some choice WWE intro music. You rolled for bars homie, and you confirmed critical.

[@TheOnlyErk]

How have I not seen this? It's been this long, and I have been missing out. Your rhyme scheme is always amazing.

[@ryanschrillacomedy]

"Go hard like a bard on cocaine" .....jesus. so good. I've never left 2 comments, I'll be praying for spotify to have this

[@Zaranell]

My only possible complaint is that there wasn't another verse because that was some of the best rap I've heard in months, period. I think I've listened to this about a dozen times already. Also, for some reason my favorite part of the intro was the guy excitedly yelling "I got a *two*!" in the background.

[@shawnspidle2530]

That was a smooth flow Charles. Love the ending 'rocks fell everyone dies'. Always the go to game ender

[@pyromasterau]

This needs a lyric video. This is officially the DM rap

[@k_night410]

Happy one year anniversary to this fire it still burns

[@psygameshop]

Most underrated rapper of all time