Dungeons & Dragons: The Florida Saga

[@radus1682]

If you're a newcomer here, look up these stories. You'll have a greater appreciation for the team's work.

[@ConstantChaos1]

I mean I'm not happy about all the animal abuse, and I guess the child endangerment is also not good

[@trinketsphinx3212]

If you want over 20 years of this kind of true life insanity, go look up radio dead air "what the %&#$ is wrong with you." It's a weekly smattering of the weirdest, wildest, what-in-the-good-name-of-God-himself-est, news from all over the world. Including such wonders as a man who sold his testicles to science to buy a Nissan, a drunk monkey with a knife in a three hour stand off with cops, and bears stealing empty drums of jet fuel to get high.

[@Tarutokun]

As a fellow Floridian, this masterpiece needs to be forever immortalized.

[@threwthelookingglass7194]

my best friend of 17 years just moved. thier. on the 4th... thinking of sending this to her!?.

[@threwthelookingglass7194]

tried telling her this is all based on true events they looked up?.

[@KevinLockamy]

Yea, this is just too familiar

[@phaedrakasowski7071]

Yes, the power

[@InevitableOuch]

I have this overwhelming urge to buy some dice ... Weird

[@revzsaz9418]

Already ordered some but couldn't figure out why 🤔

[@kingofravens215]

Same 🤔

[@tvdavis]

I resisted just fine until they appealed to my love for Kepler!

[@dannykhoi4686]

Weird 🤔

[@aarongregory7983]

I ordered mine. I was gonna get 2 but figured I'd share. 😝

[@lisbon1492]

13:24 The DMs disappointment at Sarah not getting run over is the best.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

Glad I wasn't the only one to notice that.

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

wow, a whole hour huh? it really solidifies how terrifying Florida is for NPCs with so many Floridamen running around

[@derekstein6193]

Do you ever wonder that if Atlantis existed was it the Florida of ancient times, and it unavoidably sunk as a result? Just a thought...

[@imcostalong]

Look man, as a central Floridian in the Meth capital of the State. The likelihood it would sink then be attempted to be fished out using nothing but pool nets and sheer will is quite high.

[@karlwalton3936]

Florida edition is the best edition! Though little saddened that they jump right into each episode. Love seeing Chaz's progression each time from reluctance to even be doing this to generally becoming broken at the end from the constant barrage of insanity he had to put up with.

[@CyclopsWasRight616]

This is pure gold, but now I want an hour of JUST Sara saying Disney lines like she's about to murder a bunch of people.

[@ConstantChaos1]

The way Walt Disney would have wanted them said.... ...well if it were being said to a gay person, jew, or g*psy anyway Edit: can't believe I forgot disabled person

[@lisbon1492]

59:30 The pleased reaction that Sarah gives when the DM calls her a monster may be the best, worst, and scariest thing about this entire series.

[@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself]

"Where do you keep getting alligators?" Duh, from Florida!

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

My favourite thing about this video is how in one of the regular parts it said the events were from newspaper headlines. So all of this really happened.

[@vxicepickxv]

The Mikey Mouse part with the shapeshifter wasn't, but that's it.

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

There is no D&D realm that can compare to the insanity of Florida. "And for some reason, people keep moving here."

[@blackjac5000]

Because it's warm, there's no income tax, and the asset forfeiture laws don't allow them to take your house.

[@PrettyGuardian]

Sarah shaving her bikini line while driving absolutely cracked me up because I had a girlfriend who did this while heading to my house before going out that night. She had been pregaming before she came to my house. Needless to say it looked like a crime scene by the time she got over. Coincidentally, she was from Florida.

[@jroberts1734]

Thats Awesome!

[@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself]

Know that this is not a rare occurrence.

[@tyffanii1]

I don’t think it is a coincidence that she is too from Florida. Only in Florida’s news have I ever heard that they act this weird.

[@austinlee5391]

Kepler gives a compelling case for buying dice.

[@dangingerich2559]

I love how exasperated Chaz acts in these.

[@Drraagh]

"Acts"? :)

[@0x777]

Imagine you're the GM in such a group. You don't act exasperated, you ARE. You sit down to make up a story, create interesting and engaging NPCs, think up puzzles they can solve... and then you get THIS.

[@BELLA-mf6hb]

I love watching buy the dice your videos. They're so buy the dice entertaining and buy the dice endearing.

[@wyattnygaard2266]

The 'oh yeah?' riddled with discontent at 10:30 is the beautiful part of this video

[@quark12000]

Ordered the dice. I'm powerless when both Sarah/Melissa and Kepler ask me to do something!

[@RedMaij]

24:46 That "thanks!" is about the most adorable thing ever.

[@kcollier2192]

I look forward to this once I'm on break- Florida Edition is legendary.

[@nunezboosnaz2482]

Oh god I can't stop laughing. Everyone's delivery is so spot on. Thank you Mann Shorts humans :D

[@shadowsmile66]

This is comedy gold, bravo! I wish I had found tbis channel earlier. I gotta thank Professor Dungeon Master for alerting me to this wonderful absurdity.

[@jeremycezanne6160]

Just a suggestion. Your d and d comedy and viva la dirt league are similar... To me anyway. If y'all haven't talked you should. Anyway thanks for the laughs and thanks Sara for making my characters seem sane 😁

[@jtjr26]

You occasionally hear individual stories like these coming out of Flordia but this is just one continual trainwreck of hilarity. Well done.

[@saintguardian3639]

You can definitely tell the audio quality has changed throughout the years with this.

[@disposablehero4911]

D&D Player's Guide - Florida Edition. Rule 1: Alligator throwing is required at least once and is a DC 1. Waylon: Bragging Rights. 😂

[@Eheroa]

Florida edition explains why lance is my favorite character

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

18:50 "Huge Deal!" Love that delivery.

[@blaked7532]

You cant pay for fast food in the US in pot, but you can pay in Canada with canadian tire money.

[@gnorley]

I laughed my ass off! "I'm goin in through tha cat door!" Great bit of satire here, (and it all sounds true) Go Noles!

[@nighthawk5588]

As a Floridian that got the hell out of there....I demand more Florida campaigns!

[@tamoorfromthe5ive]

Bought the dice 😀 Also, I assume there will be more Florida vids in future so this comp means it's not the end. Right? ...Please say there's more

[@ShadowReignhart]

Knowing the insanity that comes from Florida, there is always potential for more Florida Edition.

[@lynngreen7978]

As long as there is a Florida, there will be Florida Man. Which means more Florida Edition.

[@DennisMoore664]

This evening I'm thinking of the movie _The 13th Warrior_ "It's all right, little brother... there are more!"

[@jimmysandonato3403]

@@DennisMoore664 lmfao its even better cause I know that movie inside out and I just see that wild smile on herger's face and with his long blonde hair it made me think of Justin's Florida man in viking garb xD hahahaha

[@gandalfthegrey8236]

He takes 54 necrotic damage, and now he's addicted to methamphetamine lmaao😂

[@Domjot5569]

I love watching Sarah just standing behind the DM and the random smile 😁😂 gets me everytime

[@skeezixcodejedi]

This will never get old. I rolled a nat 20 saving throw to barely keep from spitting energy drinks all over.

[@domomitsune5920]

Lord isshin is one of the most hilarious and chaotic additions for man shorts. And I can't stop laughing at everyone of them. I love how fiction reflects reality.😂😅 it brings a tear to my eye to watch these episodes.

[@revzsaz9418]

I love these compilations gang 👏😁 Poor Chaz has absolutely had his fill of FL Edition 😋 I hope all of you are as well as you can be 🙏 Cheers one and all!🍻 Давай!

[@threwthelookingglass7194]

21:00 oh yaaa pure comedy gold

[@makotohan166]

This needs to be in a Floridian museum

[@ivenstorm]

While it may be a bit older, I would love the same to be done for the Gangsta Edition. Those were always my favorites.

[@stefanrhoads1582]

Second this montion immediately!!!

[@donaldkilger511]

I always love the Florida edition series. Putting them all together was the best

[@kendhoward551]

Pleasantly surprised by a Thursday installment of what I usually expect to enjoy on a Sunday ... Thanks guys, and girl, for a hilarious episode ... You're all the best!

[@joeclaridy]

"The police have arrived and they are arresting you..." I feel as if he said this before.

[@MARStheFORSAKEN]

if i win the lottery im donating it all to the florida police departments as they are so clearly underappretiated and overworked lol XD

[@trinketsphinx3212]

The deadpan delivery from the DM as absolute insanity unfolds is honestly the best part.

[@yeahnaaa292]

W/out a Doubt...The Best of the Mann Shorts DnD Sagas.

[@cheyenneblack94]

I'm not even going to ask about how the dead gators got back there 🤣🤣

[@irateastartes1206]

Having lived in Florida can confirm that this is how you roll to survive. I’m pretty sure they put bath salts in the water.

[@gregoryarmenta6403]

I love this particular saga I happen to be from Broward county Florida and I was laughing so hard at some of these that I started to cry and was holding my side keep up the Great adventures and thank you for sharing

[@wacko031290]

Loving the mega cuts, over an hour of Mann Shorts is a good way to spend my time

[@bhope13]

That opening is one of the few commercials I have ever willingly watched. Sarah and Keppler's little asides kept making me giggle

[@jiggermole]

An hour, an hour of Florida. Yes please!

[@StrangerOman]

Florida Saga is the big one. I like how far we've gone from early videos. It's amazing.

[@sweetandsyko]

I bought the dice! Very awesome! But…when they arrived my husband saw them and said, “why did you buy dice? You dont play dnd!” I just stared at him and said, “not yet, but now i have the dice for when I actually find a group!” 😅😅

[@vexiox2234]

"while Lance was hammering that bank" my favorite quote from every D&D Shorts

[@johnbernal3292]

This just proves we need more Florida editions.

[@peculiargames3180]

The “well gosh!” Gets me every single time I watch this.

[@simplegarak]

I love this dice set of sketches so much. It's just so dice much fun and I could watch this dice video over and over for hours.

[@Bigd7775]

"No one watches dvds anymore." Looks at 800+ DVD collection. Ouch that hurts. That hurts a lot.

[@jackhall1611]

Thank u mann shorts for the back to back Florida edition

[@AliceHasenkohl]

Wow! The jokes were always on point, but look at how much the video and set design/lighting quality have gone up, amazing!

[@stolasamon-seere5319]

Speaking of Florida Man, a prison series could be interesting. Maybe Sarah works in the prison and the others are prisoners.

[@Dman0001]

all the florida together - huzzah - and the ferris wheel woman actually was on an episode of hauling wars -

[@Dman0001]

video quality has definitely improved

[@jroberts1734]

From the banks of the Peace River, a sincere THANX for all your hard work! Awesomeness at sharing our local stories w/ others...Cheers!

[@jamesmnaylor]

What is this on my recommendations, why can’t I stop watching and why is it so funny.

[@usernameMike]

I started the video then got an email with a receipt for a set of dice... how'd that happen? 🤔

[@purplemur]

I said I would be here for this...and I am here for this. Thank you for the everything.

[@relentless41]

When it got to the part about the guy robbing a blood bank I was like who the hell you gonna sell the blood to Dracula? lmao 😄😄😄😄😄😄😊

[@liminal79]

Thank you for making this into a full hour saga, end to end :D Was kinda hoping that when he stole a train, one of his monkeys could've tagged along and 'Monkey and the Engineer' would've started playing :P

[@waltermcgarvin8001]

Love this compilation of the 11 episodes you have made so far! Love Florida Edition!!

[@invalid4205]

Paused the vid right after the add and went over to kraken dice to pick up my set!!! i have been waiting for these to drop and im soooo glad i got a set!

[@gbgamer9474]

Why use subliminal when you can threaten from Sara and guilt for Kepler

[@TrevorCut611]

Watched it 3 times in a row playing Destiny 2. I LOVE FLORIDA MAN!!!!

[@trumansshadow3652]

After this long cut, I realized that Waylin is the hot one, Sarah is the smart one, Lance the dumb one and then DM the one with common sense 🤣🤣🤣

[@Wardingoz]

i love these 1 hour long ones so much fun the entire time

[@legolvr1997]

16:30 for those curious about the event, It did happen and it was loaded but it was an realistic looking airsoft grenade launcher not a real one.

[@craigh5236]

End of an era

[@jaygardner6385]

Is there a special Sarah dice set? I need some really good rolls!

[@Dman0001]

all 20s

[@heatherzwicker8031]

All double digits on singular d6s.

[@jaygardner6385]

@@heatherzwicker8031 🤣🤣🤣

[@ConstantChaos1]

Fire extinguishers deal cold, blunt force, suffocation, and poison damage/conditions they are super compressed so the contents are super cold, they are toxic as hell, the contents come out super strong, and they are designed to suffocate fires of oxygen which is kinda also important for us. The exact amounts of each damage as well as the range and amount of charges would depend on which kind of extinguisher it was

[@donkrouskop4753]

"No. I'm gonna throw my baby at 'em." is the funniest sentence ever uttered in a KZbin video.

[@shepardren8006]

I'm convinced this group of people are the only people who actually have a thought process about actions and consequences.... everyone else just happens to be in Florida That being said I live in Texas.... crazy shit happens here too

[@mmwjade07]

Just picked up the dice. Thank you for the countless hours of entertainment!

[@mudmanguy998]

This is so awesome! Melissa and you guys are just fantastic! Whenever I need a laugh or a lift to my spirits, this is on my short list.

[@kingofravens215]

We definitely need a Kepler saga imo

[@Zeiru]

Can't wait to receive my new Florida Mann dice! My wife is ecstatic over the Kepler sticker.

[@casperfourie9124]

Really wanna get those dice, but the exchange rate and international shipping... many cheers from South Africa 🇿🇦

[@adamwoodworth5758]

Is getting drunk a free action.... In Florida edition...Yes Good

[@boldbearings]

These are hilarious.🤣😆 I needa catch up😃 Subbed✅

[@paperclipsamurai]

🤣🤣 I really wanna see the outtakes from this! Cos I'm in bits and I bet they struggled to keep a straight face on this one!

[@sethraelthebard5459]

Florida is one of the better places to live in America right now. That being said, reality does seem to be a little skewed in places. I blame the heat. It bakes brains and makes people irritable. The worst part is that it is a subtropical zone in the southern tip, not full-on tropical like the jungles further south, so all those psychedelics from the wonky plants aren't wafting through the air. Her in South Florida people just come down to play or to die. Hence why the air always smells like sun-tan lotion and formaldehyde.

[@Lepong20]

Recently found big bad (sorry haven't been keeping up with the vids so I didn't know there was a new release) You really out did yourself this time, it's an absolute banger

[@OokamiTaishou]

I'm from the U.S. and even I can't believe Florida exists.

[@LostVibes77]

It reminds me of the family guy smoke scene are ya smoking yet

[@Kitigis]

Great watching these get crazier every episode. Thanks for the entertainment.

[@lisbon1492]

32:50 I LOVE the Power Rangers theme that you've added!

[@ShawnMM]

Thanks for putting this into a collection.

[@relentless41]

Florida's got some crazy ass news stories the funny part is that the news stories are so ridiculous you could make a D&D campaign where those same crazy news stories happen at the hands of Both player characters and NPCs as well lol.🤭😄😄😄😄😊 I love man shorts.

[@threwthelookingglass7194]

your home work for tonight's game. is police reports. from Florida

[@PCS1LDV]

You did it! You really did it! Love it!

[@stolasamon-seere5319]

Thank you for making these, BTW. I figured it might also increase your views as well, so win win.

[@grassyknollman]

I just bought some awesome fucking dice to support a great group of content creators, may all your crits be hits, keep up the great work!!

[@906087]

Imagine what Florida is like in a superhero universe, where even the rules of reality don't seem to matter