Exposing Our Personal Facebooks

[@Brandonio]

THEY'VE ALL UPLOADED AT THE SAME TIME I DUNNO WHAT TO DO THIS IS THE BEST HAHAHA

[@sophielakeham5926]

your channel is goals xxx

[@tiffsyyy2470]

#threesome

[@acxd6660]

Brandonio sick channel

[@meganetill786]

.

[@jaymecolbert-williams6555]

I know!!!!!!!!!

[@hopeisbeastt]

I like how they're sitting from youngest to oldest. lol also blows my mind that Joe is the oldest of the three.

[@l.l8471]

Hope O'Connor JOE IS OLDER?!?

[@hopeisbeastt]

Skye's Life Yup, Alfie is 23, Marcus is 24, and Joe is 25

[@fandomsfandoms3657]

no, joe and.marcus is the same age but joe was born in September and Marcus was born in December

[@hopeisbeastt]

I don't think you understand how age works

[@Jaydieawsome]

+youtubesupporter 5ever which means Joe is 3 months "older" than Marcus...

[@geosfuntime961]

Joes laughing face is literally the same as zoella omg

[@geosfuntime961]

I know they are siblings ✨✨

[@graciemay1086]

init like so similar

[@weraciosekk7822]

#siblingsgoal

[@sewergoblins4843]

Alfie: inspiring, emotional, New Years status Marcus: inspiring, emotional, New Years status Joe: LETS GET W A S T E D

[@mattbr8978]

Jesus christ that beep, RIP Headphone users

[@jeeyuhh]

i dropped my ducking laptop

[@mikadostick]

Emma Labinza quack quack

[@carysvaughan274]

Matt Brit I know right!

[@carysvaughan274]

But who wouldn't wear headphones when they swear no hate

[@miglekasperiunaite3420]

I was reading your comment while the video was on and in my mind I was like "What bee- OH Fridge mah eeeaaars"

[@heraldhangly]

Holy sh*t is anyone else literally loving how beautiful that wooden macbook is?

[@heraldhangly]

Its so aesthetically pleasing?!

[@megwilliams3925]

welp joe is holding marcus' joe's actual mac looks pretty simple soo

[@aimeepilkington2100]

I think the wooden case is Marcus', the one with the man throwing something is Joe's and the others is Alfie's, I think.

[@heraldhangly]

EverythingA ohhh haha well i missed that haha then im a big fan of marcus's haha

[@chayaskeemer9994]

EverythingA joe has a bansky design on his mac he likes bansky 😂👍🏼

[@LukeIsRecording]

Who else loves the wooden design on that MacBook?😍

[@LukeIsRecording]

[@v1p.4444]

LukeIsRecording me

[@rachaelc8061]

me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@CaseyMay-bt5kl]

Me

[@kkade6117]

Is Marcus gay?

[@NikiNSammy]

urgh this is literally why ALL of our old fb posts are private

[@gracewilson623]

Just casually lurking

[@morganmiller9759]

NikiNSammy love yous 😍😍😍

[@VidVoGa]

[@anayaraven4925]

yasssssss ikr xx

[@anyk1459]

Hello! Thats very fun video! I'm from russia and trying to do videos in English. Please, help me find friends!)

[@jamieyuhh]

"Filming a video with Sam pepper this weekend"

[@2003Lovr]

"Just got noticed at the gym, #internetfame" DONE

[@valerieleeh]

OMG THEY SHOULD COLLAB MORE OFTEN😍😍

[@kenzishepherd-moss422]

❤💙💚💛💜💓💕💖💗💘💝💞💟👍✅✔

[@bryannes1649]

Him & Her u Ikr 👻

[@babybake5646]

valerinksx yes I totally agree like valerinksx comment♥

[@brookehainey137]

valerinksx. I know right

[@DamarisTemi]

LOVE THE COLOUR COORDINATION WITH YOU ALL WEARING GREY hehe😅 such a funny collab

[@DamarisTemi]

When you three get together your honestly hilarious! I can't stop laughing 😂❤️

[@lolowilson928]

The Fashion Blogger ♡ omg hi!! I love your videos! 💜🎀

[@sumzdancer3415]

The Fashion Blogger ♡ q

[@rivamf5940]

The Fashion Blogger

[@toyota1097]

the difference between Marcus and Alfie's heartfelt paragraph for the new year, and Joe's paragraph about getting wasted😂😂 Love you Joe😊❤Love these 3😂❤

[@royam3928]

i miss this era of youtube ;-; what a time it was!

[@BondTheOGYT]

#InternetFame 😂😂

[@BondTheOGYT]

Best part xD

[@evew7961]

Bond omg I was scrolling down the comments and as they said this I saw yr comment

[@maiawarrington1153]

Bond omgg just as i saw your comment joe said #internetfame

[@abbiemiddleton4961]

literally my three fave youtube boys in one video😍😍😍

[@abbiemiddleton4961]

i can already tell it's gonna be funny lol😂😂

[@chloemiddleton4847]

Abbie Middleton nice surname 😂😂😂😂

[@abbiemiddleton4961]

Sinead Middleton likewise😂

[@amber.middleton]

😂😂

[@kiram1691]

Abbie Middleton same!

[@holly2313]

i’m so glad this videos back 😭

[@B3autySparks]

me too 😭

[@MelissaHolmes2106]

Joe is so fucking beautiful

[@nouser6939]

Melissa Holmes + so are u

[@ell4332]

Melissa Holmes he is gorge

[@gabypiccolo8977]

It's so weird seeing Alfie swear :')

[@kawaiipotatosausages_1373]

Gabba Jabba *hearing

[@heyitsnyny1842]

+Hollow CRAFT!

[@ellenlauraa1229]

^^^^^When you don't understand the phandom

[@idontknow9651]

Gabriella ikr

[@srtbdwn9703]

Gabriella when?

[@kacyh4552]

I love how Marcus and Alfie had really sweet New Year's Eve messages and then joes one was like I can't wait to get wasted tonight😂😂😂

[@ollie7636]

Every beeped out name is Sam pepper :))))) hahahahaa

[@byshannonjames]

The second one from Alfie's Facebook was Alex Day. The other was Sam Pepper though.

[@dorota5006]

How do you guys know?😂

[@rebeccamaria8100]

Why were they beeped out ??

[@ollie7636]

Dorota Golasik you can tell by lip readying ect plus by the picture they bleep it with ( it's from a sam pepper video)

[@ollie7636]

Rebecca maria they're all youtubers with bad reputations

[@emma9287]

Why did I laugh at Joe's black ops joke?

[@tegandunn5573]

Emma Blake I laughed aswell

[@teganadams-orchard9112]

Hey Tegan. That is a fancy name...

[@savvysearch]

Stupid jokes are the funniest.

[@jessreilly1154]

same hahaha

[@rebekah5498]

Emma Blake I laughed too. But I didn't laugh because it was funny, I laughed cause it was so stupid 😂

[@coolenaam]

ok, the first beep is Sam Pepper, the second beep is Alex Day but who is the third beep? I can't make it out. Seems to be a two syllable name? Beginning with B?

[@00_fab60]

coolenaam how can you tell its Sam pepper?

[@lc2290]

he's a perv

[@coolenaam]

00 fab by looking at his mouth when he says it and it makes sense :)

[@mayahussain7218]

coolenaam u dont need to know thats why they bleeped it ☺️😒

[@coolenaam]

itzmaya_xx oh shut up, ho cake

[@jciftci]

"Like my status, and I'll guess your bra size! 😂😘❤

[@potterhead5630]

jciftci k then... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@potterhead5630]

jciftci jk

[@-emily-9660]

jciftci YOU WORK AT BUZZFEED!! 😂

[@scoutrichmond3493]

you can definitely tell they arnt just youtubers.. they are actually best friends.

[@niallll]

THUMBS UP IF YOU LOVE MARCUS'S MAIN CHANNEL VIDEOS!!!

[@zoecostanza3757]

marcusssss

[@yesman7590]

Niallator

[@lanaquin4452]

Everyone is wearing grey and then there's me in a lion king onesie 😹😹🦁🦁

[@oliverboz]

Ikr I'm in a unicorn onesie 😹

[@whisryanrss3413]

Ollyboz2004 _ same 😂😂

[@titiko6849]

lana quinlan I'm in a panda onesie 😂😂

[@hannahtaylor2256]

I'm in my plain grey onsie (my eyore, owl and unicorn onsie all in the wash

[@lolamae6011]

I'm wearing Christmas pajamas 😬😂

[@josedefreitas8614]

2am here in Australia but I guess who needs sleep?? Hmm 🤔

[@josedefreitas8614]

KZbin time!

[@cmodl3017]

Jose De Freitas 7 o clock In Ireland 🇮🇪

[@eszternovak7024]

Jose De Freitas 8 pm in Hungary🇭🇺🇭🇺

[@caoilinndoherty6274]

yass

[@bethforeman5516]

Cory Animations Nahhhh

[@shannonmcgough3936]

All of joes statuses had me crying 😂😂😭

[@glizabella8930]

This era of KZbin was amazing bring this back 🥹

[@abedulrahman]

THUMBS UP IF YOU LOVE THESE THREE 🎬❤💻🌚 KZbin boy band feels 😍🎬🙈🙈

[@abedulrahman]

[@MarietteKPOPLover]

Don't forget Caspar

[@abedulrahman]

Mariette Galea I never forget caspar 👑🙈

[@MarietteKPOPLover]

Good good :)

[@melmb5037]

lmao what about jim

[@jessrose376]

I laughed so much when marco and Alfie laughed there heads of and fell backwards at the same time lol😂😂😂😂

[@jessrose376]

Go to 8:50 seconds

[@tala9417]

Random Jessbess oh yes. Marco. 😂

[@arshiyamalhotra02]

i love marco polo 👌🏻

[@auburncouture10]

I love Marco! #internetfame

[@keishabrooks5794]

Random Jessbess *Marco* is my favourite

[@aishahaha6391]

Marcus, this is 2016, the three main colours people wear are black🏴 white🏳 and anything in between (grey)

[@aishahaha6391]

Or else u will get judged 😂

[@savvysearch]

Except if you're Anna Wintour. Then she'll roll her eyes at people playing it safe.

[@Poppymw]

Aisha Elmu I legit wear all grey jumpers and tops, apart from when I go school

[@adscentral2688]

Hi, I'm disabled and depressed and sometimes I don't think life is worth living, Its like I don't have any motivation anymore, just wanna say I love you videos they cheer me up, I made a video on my channel if you wanna see that?

[@demmijones9011]

FanGirl Grey is my favourite colour and I wear it for school aha 😂😋

[@sanahsheraz4346]

I love Joe's face when he laughs

[@esmeclair7895]

we all went through that stage when we thought WKD's was the drink

[@jul._a]

LOVE YOU THREE SO MUCH! 💘

[@jul._a]

greetings from germany ❤️

[@sanderallstar6765]

What the fuck

[@HURRICANEBOUJEE]

Hey everyone have the best day ever just be you and have fun y'all are amazing !!

[@HURRICANEBOUJEE]

Any small KZbinrs want to be friends ?? 💗👑

[@amymc6766]

Patrick McManus are u Irish ?

[@daaze1093]

why do you keep asking this on literally every video on this website? NO ONE WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND BECAUSE YOURE WEARING SUNGLASSES INDOORS YOU TOSSPOT.

[@katelynarchbold8360]

Amy Mcpartlin I am ☺️🇮🇪

[@ruslan1886]

Same boiii 🤗🇮🇪💙💙

[@3ceee]

literally the first time i've heard alfie swear

[@Thomas_basiv]

Ece Gok ooh don't cry

[@3ceee]

Hollow i'm not crying wtf

[@Thomas_basiv]

Ece Gok it's an exaggeration

[@bobbijeeves6176]

Ece Gok lol

[@aishayahiat8309]

Alfie is a grown man, not a child-entertainer, he's allowed to swear, in fact it's funnier! Love the video ❤️

[@caitlinm665]

THESE ARE BACK?!

[@orlamcrandal8855]

I'm wearing grey too!!😂😘❤️

[@larataylor785]

Orla McRandal same

[@planetmegs3868]

Orla McRandal Sam'S

[@extra6839]

I'm wearing grey too! I never wear grey xD

[@FrancescaEve]

Joe imitating Marcus's voice is the best thing.

[@gracem7165]

Who came here from Joe's ' Bullsh*t' video? At least Marcus is wearing Pants now?

[@sophiakk8467]

Person Person me 😂😂😂

[@maisieb11]

Trousers*

[@holliebrownsey2891]

I love joe, he is so humble and he waits for everyone else to finish before he but in. I love Marcus and Alfie as well but I just think joe just kind of sits there and is just so polite

[@Melissa-ci7ch]

Love how Alfie and Marcus both put status' thanking their fans and then Joe is just like 'can't w8 to get wasted' 😂😂

[@BlahBlah-yh8pq]

Im wearing grey too omg 😂😂😂 btw im from Lithuania i feel special bc nobody visits Lithuania ❤

[@pilnatis7556]

same

[@terezestroza3258]

same, i'm from Latvia

[@lindag6667]

+TheT THEY SHOULD COME HERE.

[@Lenas_world]

aš irgi iš Lietuvos

[@eb6376]

Another latvian here xx

[@ThatAwesomeSimmer]

Never have I ever heard Alfie cuss until now 😂

[@kennahattersley1796]

ThatAwesomeSimmer so much cringe

[@ThatAwesomeSimmer]

Kenna Hattersley IKR?! 😂😩😩

[@BeautifulLifeize]

what because a man in their 20s is swearing??

[@DirtySpine]

If you watch his and Marcus' old old *old* videos they swear a lot in bloopers.

[@phanicorn3857]

New years statuses Marcus and Alfie: emotional, sappy, and inspirational statuses about KZbin Joe: can't w8 to get wasted I'm dead 😂😂😂

[@mikafairystar]

on my Facebook memories i cringe all the time! 6-7yrs ago i wrote either "I'm sad "I'm sick" "i have a cold" I'm bored" everyday - rarely would anyone comment because i had like no friends on FB!

[@laceybradley7998]

my first status "man I love how this hat makes my head look small I wish it made my body look small too 😢"

[@britzpepper710]

hearing Alfie and Marcus laughing at the same time is so satisfying

[@portiagrace2601]

marcus: "no we dont have to guess who said them" alfie: "yea no. we just have to laugh at them😂

[@VidVoGa]

It was so cute every time Joe pulled his sleeves up and over his hands ❤

[@IDK-ij1ln]

i love how Alfie and Marcus were like "happy new year blah blah blah" and Joe was like "LETS GET WASTED"!!! 😂

[@cavelleaddison9469]

I've laughed so hard at this video I'm sure I've gained abs 😂😂😂

[@bethany1003]

Cavelle Addison same 😂😂

[@cavelleaddison9469]

I love how boysterous they get when their together, having such a laugh and take the mick, its great 😂

[@Wizzywiz01]

joes one about the bra size had me fucking dying

[@annieluh1]

It's a good thing I'm not watching these videos at night, because they are making me laugh way too hard! I almost fell out of my bed laughing when joe punched his nose. I literally have tears rolling down my face as I type this. 😂😂😂😂

[@annieluh1]

This isn't really exposing their Facebooks if they bleep everything. 😜

[@natbertman2081]

Anne Luhmann they're bleeping names since they dont have permission to talk about those people

[@Maria-tc7ld]

When joe says "you're so last year uk" 😂

[@TJ-kq2lz]

I'm just loving the fact that i finally know what it sounds like when alfie swears

[@natalies5393]

I actually thank my mum for not letting me have Facebook when I was younger haha!

[@queenmoo1898]

Really want to know who they were talking about when they bleeped

[@delbar2247]

Sam Pepper, I think

[@smoldove]

QueenMoo the Christmas number 1 thing was Alex Day I think

[@swiftlylovestruck]

True. Makes me so curious. I'd rather them be straightforward.

[@Abigail-yc9jn]

Jerome Bennet nah bc it could be ppl frm their skl or personal life tht they cant give their name away bc we will search for them then see if theyre friends w a 'joe sugg' then find their acc personal facebooks

[@zoerose3937]

Jerome Bennet probably sam pepper

[@pjevstiger10]

Alfie: "I love and appreciate you all so much, and thank you so much for the support!" Marcus: "Can't thank you enough for watching my videos and liking all of my pointless tweets and pictures. Thanks for a great year!" Joe: "Let's get fockin mortal WOOO"

[@Cocothebearxo]

I love how they all uploaded on New Year's Eve .. But joe was the one to post about getting hammered 😂😂 gotta love him

[@ughitsamelia]

JOE LOOKS SO CUDDLY IN THAT HOODIE OMG

[@kennahattersley1796]

First time I have heard Alfie swear so much cringe😖

[@juliadebska03]

think they mean when he was reading out Joes status at around 5:46 ^^

[@R3POTwistt]

becca brown he did swear. Towards the end of the video

[@sajini7925]

If you cringe at an fully grown adult swear you're probably too young to be on youtube

[@beccabrown403]

It was only twice tho

[@Thomas_basiv]

Kenna Hattersley ooh don't cry

[@mikaelaeriksson8189]

You guys are so funny as always i laugh through the entire video my stomach hurts 😁👊

[@MadelynBNelson]

New Years Post Alfie & Marcus: thanks so much for everyone supporting me this year, next year will be even better! Joe: can't wait to get wasted let's get fucking mental ...this is why joe is my fav lol 😂

[@emmaouellette3105]

joe's hair, alfie's smile, and marcus's collarbone are all goals

[@alidadevos7460]

i wish he put some undertitles or subtitles or whatever you call cause i cant really hear what theire sying especially when their laughing so hard.

[@freyawantscats]

Alida de Vos Ikr

[@ninamoyes7708]

Alida de Vos u can just go to the 3 dots in the corner and switch subtitles on

[@Koothranardowitz]

I wonder how many girls liked Joe's status at 8:23

[@hippoplumxx]

They shouldnt beep the names out 😏 i wanna know this gossip

[@oliviaknight3088]

This is honestly still one of my fave videos of all time

[@carmenatchley9380]

I love the Banksy sticker on Joes computer. The original painting is so pretty

[@anyesepalermo8339]

Tbh Alfie brags a lot still. hahaha

[@emilyl7241]

Anyese Mariana agree. He does that a lot in his vlogs.

[@l4ura78]

Like if u older than 3

[@millycarpenter8245]

Alfie stuck the sticker on his MacBook wrong! 😐😂😀

[@millycarpenter8245]

I think

[@ahmazingluke2603]

Millo how?

[@niicolerenae9264]

Mean the one in the middle?? Probs supposed to be like that.. when I have more then 2 stickers/ magnets. I won't put them in the same way.. if that makes sense.. lol

[@mollydickenson7695]

Millo maybe it's meant to be like that

[@srtbdwn9703]

Nixhole Berger i think they mean that its black black white instead of black white black

[@oa1986]

Why are these old videos awesome content!

[@sammiss3804]

You know what makes this video extra amazing? When you bleep out the names. -_-

[@joeylee6678]

I was in stitches throughout the video :'D what an iconic trio

[@thatnickchick7966]

pretty sure you guys our high

[@arshiyamalhotra02]

Kitchen sink to me they drank for Joe's video before this im guessing

[@lexiablitt8986]

Kitchen sink to me |-/

[@elliephangirls8220]

Kitchen sink to me learn how to spell why don't u

[@gabypiccolo8977]

Any inspirational quotes? Going through some really bad times at the moment. :'( thanks. xx

[@georgiabr6160]

when it rains look for rainbows, when it's dark look for stars💗

[@bookmilla8616]

Gabba Jabba to get a rainbow, you've gotta have a little rain.

[@zm4261]

On the road to victory you have to step in puddles

[@SovereignDemise]

Gabba Jabba eat skittles so you can taste and feel the rainbow because rainbows are fun😂😂

[@poppyxo4839]

It'll be okay in the end And if it's not okay It's not the end Don't give up!

[@izzy6062]

Want to hear a joke? Read more

[@abi-jv9di]

Isabelle desmit ughhhh I fell for it!😂😂😂😂

[@benmorgan3446]

Isabelle desmit I

[@eddiecooley197]

Isabelle desmit you nearly got me

[@girlygirlgang7044]

Eddie Cooley a

[@jameskensett3788]

Damn it !!!

[@hellomynameisizzy9926]

5:40 Ummm what's the full video?! I neeeeed to see that!!!

[@stephmaryfoley8078]

HelloMyNameIsIzzy look up 'KZbin boyband'

[@Koisamui1]

HelloMyNameIsIzzy youtuber boy band 😂😂

[@kaseyh4620]

Literally just came down to the comments to figure that out too!!

[@madeleine7283]

HelloMyNameIsIzzy It's all about you (tube) search it in KZbin xx

[@carltonmcmavrickson3431]

The combination of them three is just love!

[@urnervousgf]

I love when joe had sweater paws. And thEN HE FIXED HIS SWEATER IM TRIGGERED

[@Rhona310701]

Genuinely, my first Facebook past was "I'm wearing a hoodie! 💃"

[@normacelene9208]

When Alfie said he missed Marcus saying "Hellloooo." Miss these three boys hanging out with each other now we just need Jim.

[@TheBrenanas]

Some of my past statuses; November 1, 2012: (When I thought I was the best poet ever) This is what it feels like, To turn around, Run up a hill, Take the hike. Life is rough with edges sharpe, Painful, lonely, Happy, lovely, Stick around for the ending part. Don't give it up, A gift so drastic, Drink from the life cup, Its taste, so fantastic. December 21, 2012: Hopefully when the Mayan calendar resets itself back to the beginning of its time, we will all go back to the beginning of ours and forget what has happened in the past, to start over, reset, to a time of peace, love, forgiveness, and beauty. December 29, 2012: I'm sick of getting on Facebook and seeing nothing but comparisons, "which girl is hotter", and stupid photos with incredibly dumb captions that I, in all honesty, could have gone the rest of my life without having knowledge of such hypocrisy, stupidity, and ignorant filled hate that seems to always cause arguments because people have different opinions. Can you all just shut up and tell me how your day went? December 29, 2010: I'm just climbing another tree looking at only sky. December 24, 2008: is driving around and yelling out her window "MERRY CHRISTMAS!!" to unexpecting present holders. :D Basically, FML.

[@ane-mariedieng2064]

I love the way Marcus was like "no but come on" after the bad boy status

[@stephaniesinclair5920]

I like how Marcus and Alfie write heart felt things at the end of the year and then there is joe😂

[@madihaha]

Joe punching his own nose is what made me like it 😂😂😂

[@khushbookhatri6887]

can't take this seriously with the british airways theme tune in the background

[@ChristianConrad93]

It's super late and have work to do tomorrow and literally holding my eyes open because you all uploaded at the same time and therefore by law I have to watch all three at once.

[@shaunamonahan6381]

"Not one riffel gun but six " Joe: holds up 4 fingers

[@amysavin6708]

My worst status- homework is so stoopid, we go to school for that, we should only have it if they'res a test ughhh (that's how the status was written, I was like 11)

[@naarmsaiyed]

I love how MArcus and Alfie have KZbin statuses and then there's Joe. LOL

[@audreytaylor4129]

I love it how Marcus and Alfie are posting literally the same inspirational, loving messages and Joe is just saying about how he can't wait to go crazy and party all night.

[@dafydd5187]

This video deserves a like, such a good video and love the collabs of you 3, couldn't stop laughing through this

[@FreedomWriter3]

Lmao these three though! I love when they do videos together. Silly. 😂​😂​

[@rosiealls]

New Years Ever 2012: Alfie writes a heartfelt status thanking people. Marcus writes a heartfelt status thanking people. Joe writes: "Can't w8 to get wasted tonight and get a stinky willy." Yup. :D

[@KillerQueen_87]

Hahaha, Joe's impression of Marcus is the best thing ever xD