Mard Vs. Boi | Standup Comedy by Sejal Bhat

[@theunrandomaryan1756]

Mard sounds like BATMAN Boi sounds like NOBITA That was lit…

[@rajatkamra5933]

Ty for saving my time 🙏

[@sarthakgupta6241]

The only thing that is missing in this video is humor

[@nightflame9895]

Humor is definitely missing but in u not in video

[@sarthakgupta6241]

@@nightflame9895 I believe you 👍

[@Roy-zu2vt]

bro couldn't agree more. I laughed at this comment for 1 minute straight, way more funny than the video. So true XD

[@kshitijrajgautam7082]

0:16 the fact that she judged a person just on his ability to speak English is ridiculous She should quit comedy and be a kindergarten english teacher.

[@Roy-zu2vt]

@@kshitijrajgautam7082 now you know why she's single

[@hahacar3271]

The girl with full of confidence, voice nd smile are awsome. Best wishes

[@aditiroy9415]

I can't stop laughing, cause i never started..

[@hiteshsharma5284]

Us hai

[@manumrityunjay5084]

Us bro , us🙂

[@Manishgaming-v2k]

😂😂

[@MohitKumar-zv6fl]

😂😂

[@arjungoswami739]

Ohhhhh

[@manikaransingh7909]

Nice to see you back.....Really liked your set first released on youtube.....Thank God we need out of box thinking

[@editorff4629]

1st line "r" missing 👻

[@manishmishraji]

@@editorff4629 are bhai bhai bhai

[@ankitsharma7169]

Accha esse compitition tha

[@MIAMIA-xd1ql]

Finallyyyy someone who made me laugh Loved your style❤❤

[@Mahimabhardwaj911]

From next video onwards, please add timestamps so we'll know when to laugh. ☕ ( *EDIT:* It's my opinion and it can differ from others. Why are y'all offended? I can say whatever I want. Humor is subjective and it's normal that if something's funny for you can be lame for others. )

[@moarmyforever929]

Really thought you ate that up didn't ya?

[@unkown753]

U r so free so unemplyed so depressed that u watch a comedian whole 10mins dont laugh and want to watch next video also.

[@Mahimabhardwaj911]

I just said what I felt like ! Idk Why you're offended.

[@unkown753]

@@Mahimabhardwaj911 because sometime these negativites can affect a person very badly. If dont like it u can ignore it. No need to criticize or at least write some improvement tips with kindness

[@surajmallick7377]

@@unkown753 mind ur own business kid just do homework.....and yeah do some shit other than anonymous account 😂😂

[@hirenbhudia9065]

U forget the most common kind. The chhapris with dslr in one hand, sitting on the road leaning their backs on ktm, chamelion hair, low waist torn jeans, shades bigger than face kind.

[@tradeandtravel1554]

Her voice when imitating the "mard" part is hilarious 😂

[@rishabsingh8009]

Reh reh ke sunny paji..

[@Puchkuugang37]

😂

[@JaatAshishKumar]

Sejal ji ye video itni acchi thi ki ish ke baad mai hasna bhool gya thanks 😊

[@shivampassi3553]

Has has k pgl ho gya main itni hasi aayi.

[@suryankkumar7708]

Really interesting set. Liked the fact that it didn't seem like a series of meticulously planned out jokes, but more of a collection of funny unfiltered ramblings (not in a bad way), but once you can bounce between them effortlessly with good pacing it'll coalesce into a much more coherent set. Your energy is great on stage the way you act out what you're saying. Hope to see more of you!

[@parshantrehal]

It was weirdly wholesome watching you do comedy in hindi! Thoroughly enjoyed this set.

[@Ayush-bj7yh]

The number of laughs I had during this set is the same number of views I would get if I performed the exact same set

[@soulgal]

The boy and mard observation is spot on

[@parthmodi1408]

Her intellect is much better than jokes Felt like I’m listening a speech No joke found ⚠️

[@reemaverma3493]

Genuine laughter coming after each chapter .....well done dude !

[@akashjadhav1208]

Hehe!

[@kartiksadvij]

The last call-back killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abhishake2478]

I can't stop laughing.. 🤣 Cause I never started

[@oxykush185]

Lmao

[@unbeatablebeast2434]

Lol bch

[@ishaanagarwal2220]

6:17 Second category is "Boyzzz" Her voice sounded so cute, I kept replaying it 😂

[@PalashBansal]

like Shinchan

[@BobsBrainbytes]

This girl is funny She should try comedy

[@adityarathore1889]

I don't think so

[@devsinha3520]

🤣🤣kyu le rha h bhaii

[@toxicsurajrathode5417]

@@devsinha3520 le rha nahi le bhi li

[@vedantchavan9702]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh savage!!

[@sailaab]

Aditya Rathore.. spot on

[@bhaviksonawane8640]

I appreciate her efforts but she couldn't able to make us laugh but maybe 1 day she will be 😆😆

[@sunilyadav-el4sh]

seriously yaar i am waiting for one good joke so that i can laugh. i was thinking i am only one who is not getting anything she is saying and not laughing.

[@vandematram4]

@@sunilyadav-el4sh nahi bhai .. Tu akela nhi he .. Pta nhi ye kya bolna chah rhi he .. Single hu , tinder use krti hu sbko left swipe krti hu .. Or raji khushi relationship me happoned bol diya isliye break up kr chuki hu .. Then she goes with random shit .. Tinder , cab wala , swiggy wala .. Badhai ho aapke yaha mard peda hua he .. crunches kr rha he .. Dhadi , south indian thali , Facewash , kya he ye .. Hasna kaha p he

[@SuppaCyan]

In words of Comicstaan Judge , "I see a lot of untapped potential in you and at this stage(of life), I expect much more efforts from you. Any way loved the set, good job"

[@sejalbhat9024]

Thank you papa

[@legion206]

@@sejalbhat9024 he's ryt though... most of those sitting there bought a ticket to laugh on anything, in ur case that's not even "something" or rather rubbish. Lot of room to improve.

[@afsarnadim883]

@@sejalbhat9024 ye apke papa h... Sach me?? Ya chutiya kat rhi ho?

[@zenlotus8696]

Tu kon hota hai be

[@zenlotus8696]

@@sejalbhat9024 aise bol rha h jaise tumhe pocket money deta ho 😂

[@kabeerkumar8316]

kadak machchchaaaaa daaaaala💥

[@gouravpathak5620]

Data consultant at tcs ...palash is backed up by heymard ....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣u really have evolved as a comedian........i loved it

[@sarfrazalam7248]

Kardi na komedy🛐🛐🛐

[@Sushmithaamuri]

Your content is so unique. You are amazing. Keep going. Much love. ❤️

[@aniruddheskay343]

that lip smack after 'papa' tho! moving on, this is sooooo cool.. Btw haopponedned! ROTFL

[@satansson2462]

Whoever came back in the middle of the video i can feel for you.

[@pranshulkumar1673]

Ultimate Bhai Ye to Dho rahi hai pakad ke 🤣😂

[@ruturajpuranik1342]

Amazing 🤩... We as your big time fans were waiting for such a video from a long time... Keep it up 👍👍🌻

[@HUMANITIII]

1:42 her eyeball is saying like: samjh rahe hai....samjh rahe hai🤣

[@rushikeshmore1215]

After a long time heard so many random contents compiled in one set...keep up💯

[@manju_videos]

@2:00 Sejal mam!! wo sab teek hai - appne autoka paise gpay nai kiye hai - Manchu nath😉

[@babayaga3064]

Thoda aur effort didi pleaseee Anyway overall enjoyed it Ps: Also I think I've that boy wala energy in me but mei trekking ni krta :/

[@debashishpanigrahi7980]

Kya joke he, achhe log he audience pe jo ispe hi has dete he..

[@aryagupta831]

The sports joke, "kabadi kabadi kabadi"🤣

[@Ssolo95]

Yaar...,. Ye kitni awesome hai.

[@madhavmathur4008]

I wish I had that kind of voice modulation and also really really funny

[@gaurangvaghela7560]

the 'Boi' voice should be a sound of a cartoon character.

[@rohitjonathan5570]

5:30 really great observations

[@Sachin98098]

laughter be like muze ghar jana hai 😂

[@vivianjudealmeida2446]

I think she saw my bumble profile 😂 I feel attacked 😂

[@rajavlogs1040]

बहुत बढ़िया बहुत जबरदस्त बहुत ही बहुत ही जबरदस्त बहुत ही वेरी गुड से भी अच्छा

[@stealthoverflow]

Well this was an easy Try Not To Laugh challenge.

[@rahulbohra8338]

BOI ka awaaz ek dam mast tha....

[@hiteshsharma5284]

I haven't laughed in 4 days this is my 5th day

[@fevitommy7960]

You need therepy then

[@hiteshsharma5284]

@@fevitommy7960 don't need advice from anime profile picture 🤣🤣🤣

[@fevitommy7960]

@@hiteshsharma5284 so I need god picture for you to take me seriously.....I guess btw this pic has nothing to do with anime

[@hiteshsharma5284]

@@fevitommy7960 abe cartoon🤣 Abe anime Abe Japanese nickal na

[@hiteshsharma5284]

@@fevitommy7960 as you said I need therapy, I'm not gonna use logic to argue

[@varunthapa4231]

hahahaha ....seriously ...mai crowd me hota na to alag se haste hue avaz ari hoti meri 😆😆😆 ...i really enjoyed yar

[@stealthoverflow]

I really hope either the audience paid ₹100-200 for this show or there were other good comedians there.

[@vishalpazzo]

I’m in between the categories 😂😂😂

[@sayandutta9893]

Honestly was expecting the typical stuff women comics talk about (sex, periods, bras and wahi sab). Was pleasantly surprised to find legit observations. Loved it. New subscriber 😁

[@manishpandey5573]

Yes u are right she legit doesnt talk about sex 😂 as everyone else is doing ! your observations skills are lit 👍

[@raheem_qureshi]

Didi ne comedy kardi 🤧

[@anthonygonsalvis121]

Crazy funny and authentic. Keep it coming.

[@siddhibinayak5612]

Didi ki bahut bhaari komedi hai thoda hass leta hu.

[@rickbhai9829]

Women ☕

[@ilahsur]

Aaaaahhhhhhh! Yasssss you’re back!! ♥️

[@ZEPAREXX]

When you realise comment section is the part which makes this video a comedy video 😂🤣🤣🤣💕

[@adityapalash9250]

At 6:25 "Mera naam hai Palash" I didn't know my sarname is that common 🛐

[@reshmasharma7889]

Ah! I loved the set. Have attended it in the past (Pre-Covid). Now, you have turned out to be a very good comedian compared pre-covid. Had genuine laughs. Looking forward to attending it again next time... 🙂

[@nauddyvlogs]

Fkkk man that decathlon thing hit me I'm a boy 🌚🌚🌚🤣

[@RathourShubham]

Comedy may start from 9:06

[@Kireinuri]

You mean 0:06?

[@aakashmeh]

😂😂😂😂

[@akshitjohry113]

6:45 Hahaha. everyone laughs before Kechua ka kachua... when your premise is too funny for the punchline XD

[@ssaini343]

kaha thi tum? as always awesome!!

[@sailaab]

Ghar par

[@prakashgarg91]

0:15 Happened + Balloon = HappOoned

[@vivekgohil20]

Wow! This was refreshing and unexpected from Sejal. The observation and the act out with that funny voice was dam funny. Awaiting more content. ❤️

[@loveissalvation7268]

A nerdy girl with a sense of humour , that's new ! 😉

[@nirbhaysingh_236]

Doctor: You will die in 10 mins. Is there anything you want to do?? Me: I wanna watch this video Doctor: but why?? Me: Because it feels like eternity

[@abbuji6185]

I HAVEN'T LAUGH FROM 2 DAYS.....✨ NOW IT'S MY 3rd DAY.. ( WEMEN KAAMEDY ☕ )

[@SpyRipper]

babaji or fortinaitee

[@abbuji6185]

babaji 👍🏻

[@ibnebatuta4868]

Jali na Terii jali

[@abbuji6185]

@@ibnebatuta4868 just an average feminist ka C 👍🏻

[@ibnebatuta4868]

@@abbuji6185 just aik jala hoa Bewakoof admi

[@x-president1215]

Audience : hum to comedy ke lia aye the , yaha to full komedy ho raha !!

[@gnansashankvanapalli4212]

"happond " is just hilarious 😂🤣 #bestlinewritten

[@pratikrajput1329]

Bohot sahi,nayi vibe

[@sumitshetty42]

What do they serve in CCD: Amway pyramid schemes 😂

[@akshataaditya9503]

Itni hasi aa gayi ek sath ki ab ro raha hoon.

[@How_tovideo]

Aaj pta chla ladkiya bhe ladko ko nhi samjh skti

[@wanderlust...H]

All the cool crowd of BPOs vacation in Manali and Tosh. For obvious reasons...

[@RickWrecked]

Please bring 1 hour komidi special so that i can sleep for longer duration.

[@palakshsharma2251]

Hii there!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣but not that boi type 'Quechua ka kachua '😅😅😂😂

[@HelloJackHey]

Sejal Dude .. . Mard jaaat ki nikal k rakh di yaar .. . m a male and mere last 37 years aakhon k saamne mein flash ho gaye in every word you said .. . gosh you badly nailed it bro .. . can't wait to see your live stand up now .. . kudos to you .. . class apart 🤝🙏☮️🫶🥹👍👏

[@SummerHaze83]

Stop simping bro

[@HelloJackHey]

@@SummerHaze83 hmmmm .. . ok bro 😇

[@rishi2791]

@@SummerHaze83 You punctured his identitity bro !! I have the same comment - Be a man stop simping !

[@DevKumar-ow9pv]

mai to dono category me nhi hu yani mai man nahi 🤣🤣🤣

[@vadkeshwari4762]

I think literally all the jokes would've gotten more jokes. Delivery thodi off thi. Just my opinion

[@govardhanramsai3618]

My heart is aching while watching this

[@anshulprakash7213]

I was laughing from last 1 week finally stopped by watching her. Thanks 🙏 😊

[@shouvikkundu8289]

😂😂

[@Arreyyaar]

Sote sote kab video khtm ho gayi pata hi nahi chala ! You're hilarious.

[@kartikeyapoddar7196]

Did no one else find Sejal just cute doing all those voiceovers!?😅

[@Muslimkhan-we6tn]

no

[@rupeshjaju]

Data consultant at TCS..😅😅 ..brilliant!

[@OG_Hemant]

I love when she changes her voice and talks in English

[@yashmakwana3928]

Love your work Sejal. Keep uploading more stuff❤️❤️

[@Wake_up_Div]

Heavy lamedy komedy ho gyi 🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Vinay0201]

You are best🤩🤩😊😊

[@mhdsajeer5377]

Bhai bohth sahi combination hai na funny aur cute🤍💎

[@TechnoGravityBhupesh]

Doremonish voice was at next level 👏😄👍

[@abhijeetchoudhary8331]

Bht funny bht weird 😂😂🤣

[@gchudasamadarshit9111]

❤️❤️❤️

[@vaishnavishrivastava3994]

The end 🔥😂😂

[@D.ART_AF]

Your mimikiry is so good 🔥🔥

[@anubhavde7561]

You know, I don't know how you came up with that detergent trickling down bit, but I actually (am not the mard type, but that beard bit still works for me) used to put some extra shampoo on my hair and let it trickle down and wash my beard.... and further down, and whatever..... .... I don't do that anymore, cuz now I live in with my girlfriend and I find this extraordinary exhibition of bathroom products in our bathroom cabinet, so now I just experiment every time I wash... ***Apologies internet peeps for oversharing!!

[@molivia.]

Loved to know about experience

[@funnysideofsid]

Funny AF as always BFF

[@sumitkotwal6119]

I think you are depressed AF if you find this funny

[@kkplayz]

Sejallll i missed u soo muchh!!!

[@MindfulMomentsMM]

Bhai aayi kisi ko hasi? bhai main khud 3 hafton se try karaha hun nahi arehi abi tak. kisi ko ayi to batana bhai zarur bohot mushkil samasya hogya h idr

[@birupakshabiswas9663]

Such classist comments. "Manjunath". Cmon didi

[@saqibmomin1930]

Excellent observations, enjoyed a lot ... 🔥🔥🔥👍🏼