Marine Thinks She Gets a Free Pass Because She's a Bishoujo [subs] [hololive]

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[@shabbysubz4993]

KZbin OVERLORDS PLEASE, THIS IS JUST A JOKE AKA """JAPANESE HUMOR""" PLEASE DON'T BAN MY CHANNEL

[@tonybones4861]

I always think about how talented Marine is and how the horny memes don't do her justice, and then she always says something like this and I'm just like.. "Ah."

[@oLevLovesLove]

So you have chosen demonetization.

[@araminrain]

Bless you. This was an amazing clip. Senchou's storytelling is hilarious.

[@jamesmccomb9525]

I don't think blatant pedophilia has the excuse of being just a joke. I get that this stuff is funny to you guys in the anime and vtuber community, but from the outside looking in it's really fucked and gross.

[@VallenChaosValiant]

@@jamesmccomb9525 No crime was committed. Laws only care about what you do, not what you think. If your religion want to punish thought-crimes, keep in mind that she doesn't follow your religion. Remember, the idea of your own parents having sex might be both fucked and gross to you, but without it you wouldn't exist. If you want to ban gross things you would cease to be born.

[@mizuchi3036]

"You should talk about it on stream" Mio was just making sure the police had evidence as a good citizen should.

[@yoursonisold8743]

"None of my children will get away with crimes. That is the duty of a mom."

[@piccuz4290]

Underrated comments right there

[@Damini368]

So we should forward this to Officer Subaru?

[@-DeScruff]

The crazy eye makes this whole conversation better, and worse. The truly is the definition of Yabai.

[@natechods]

It's freaking me out too haha it's like one of those puppet eyes that moves when you shake them

[@Matisaha]

The eye moving around makes it sound that much more suspicious "I didn't do anything!" *Wild eye movement*

[@JamesW6179]

This expression is fucking gold. When she was telling everyone to finger their buttholes because she heard the prostate feels good and she was jealous of us, that was amazing too.

[@joachim713]

Her teeth are what did it for me. Marine can babysit my kids anytime.

[@rtyzxc]

@@JamesW6179 SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE

[@S.A.O.D.A]

"I never committed any crimes! I was just observing kids!" ...is never a statement that ends well...

[@Eresh69]

"I swear officer I was just watching them, you have to believe me. I'm inacent. Nooo don't take me away I'm a beautiful girl, NOOOOO " -Senchou probably

[@AxleMagnum]

"Sir, I was looking respectfully, I swear!"

[@catvibes9481]

not a crime

[@rizaldy2594]

Let's see if that holds up in court

[@catvibes9481]

@@rizaldy2594 it will since she did nothing

[@BananaFlavouredPants]

"Your honour. You seem to be confused. These charges are invalid because I am a beautiful woman"

[@principalflame5199]

Ah, the Dahlia Hawthorne defense

[@inquisitorialllama638]

Understandable, you're free to go.

[@BeldansFire]

"I See, well just do the sex offender shuffle for 10 minutes in that timeout corner and you're free to go."

[@Graestra]

She has a point though, Japanese law is way lighter on women for stuff like this than men. It’s not even a matter of judges being more lenient, it’s part of the law that the crime isn’t as serious if a women does.

[@Acueil]

@@Graestra America is the epitome of 'Women are queens, men are slaves' mentality

[@maninredhelm]

Someone please marry this woman. She needs to be protected from herself.

[@Abducky]

I'm on it.

[@canaldecasta]

@@Abducky not if I beat you to it!

[@matchlessbox]

Get in line.

[@SilverLining1]

You men and women are heroes

[@waori8492]

Allow me to introduce myself

[@Jajajaja77572]

Oneesan giving a shota an RTX 3080 in exchange for "favors" vibes right here.

[@Phaselessshadow]

Any shota with standards should ask for a 3090 at least

[@OmnipotentO]

I may or may not have understood this reference 👀

[@jaqueton3212]

@@OmnipotentO indeed

[@OhitsONnow]

Based Reference

[@Flitsu]

That's a pretty nice sky reference there

[@Dlihclive]

Yaago watching this stream: "Remind myself to never make a bring your kid to work day"

[@matthewteo3111]

She might turn it into a Bring A Kid To Work Day.

[@captsomeguy1]

Also Yagoo: "I got permission for her to stream from inside prison. A-chan, get the ropes! We're taking her to the police station."

[@fandeadvirus3816]

@@captsomeguy1 jokes on you I'm into that Marine probably~

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

Between Matsuri and Suisei that was always a bad idea anyway

[@edgar13469]

that kid would have the best day in her life with Suisei, Matsuri, Marine, Fubuki and even other Holomembers

[@PigeonCrash]

The fact that she did that stream with her eyes like that the whole time just adds so much to how bad it sounds. She's just radiating danger.

[@pamilicious1997]

"I showered them with gifts, I didn't do anything else." *a few seconds later* "They've stayed at my place once"

[@codenamemati]

Marine: *Got arrested* Her audience: "Yeah. That's something she would do."

[@TheMetalbiker]

Thanks for putting in the work shabby. Too bad Marine is going to be in custody soon.

[@Buugipopuu]

It's fine, no jury on Earth would convict Senchou, but we'll get the benefit of having the words "Ahoy! Hololive san-kisei Houshou-kaizokudan senchou no Houshou Marine desu~." being entered into official court records. EDIT: She just needs to hire Luna as her defence lawyer. She'll cite the principle of Cute is Justice and rest her case, nanora.

[@world4saker]

@@Buugipopuu if she does get convicted she has coco she has the power of her "group", so marine wont be in jail.

[@noraiou]

"But right now my brain is that of a gal, a High schooler" Are you sure about that

[@ernest9868]

well she is only 17

[@yoursonisold8743]

Just how slow does she grow mentally? When she reaches menopause she will finally be out of school.

[@Haruharu792]

"Even a beautiful girl like me will get arrested for grabbing a girl's butt in public?" "I'll be careful from now on" That sounds like you've done it before....

[@Biotear]

It's Marine. It'd be more shocking if she hadn't.

[@gokillyourselfgoogle]

I'm pretty sure someone mentioned that Marine irl is kinda grabby

[@TheArcher143]

lmao

[@acertainbajiquanloli]

This has a strong yabai energy, but i admire how she had the balls to openly talk about this kinda stuff with us...

[@nathandoan5717]

Wait.. balls?!

[@RipplePink]

I'd almost say she was clueless but ya respect either way.

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

I think it probably felt good to relieve herself from her past torment. Talking about it helps sometimes. Huge nerves to do it in a livestream though lmao.

[@nolifelowlife113]

You'd be surprised how much you're willing to say in the company of strangers, especially those who have similar interest.

[@bongobingobango1042]

More people like that should be more honest like her. That way they realize what they're thinking isn't the best, and might be willing to change.

[@StudentOfGod]

I did not know it was possible for Marine to surpass Matsuri

[@spiffcheeso]

Marine has always been the real deal. Talking the talk and walking the walk. She's just reigned it in since she's gotten older and can seem to talk about it rationally.

[@CryptidFlame]

im not sure she has surpassed matsuri tbh.....

[@carldlerwest9867]

I won't put senchou and Matsuri on the same line. Senchou is a hard otaku that like to think wierd and yabai things while Matsuri is a person that like to do something she want even if it is extreme and yabai. But both know the lines with others ( sometimes Matsuri doesn't, but very rarely)

[@d42]

matsuri mentioned aki is very yabai but i think aki doesnt mention anything herself

[@MASJYT]

This is the kind of story Marine can only tell in Japan. Imagine her telling this to a group of people anywhere else.

[@oi-mateyour-loicence154]

Imagine if she was a male...

[@Vini-zv3lr]

She's a girl, so she wouldn't get into too much trouble.

[@yoursonisold8743]

You are not aware of women everywhere talking about their pedophilic desires openly, huh? It's sadly very common and very disturbing. The double standard is real.

[@gehirndoper]

For a nice thought exercise, watch the clip and replace marine with a male streamer and (optionally), grade school boys with grade school girls.

[@aleide2980]

@@oi-mateyour-loicence154 That wouldn't change anything (in Japan) IMO

[@Ultraegehan25]

It's almost scary how honest she can be with her viewers lmao. Thanks for taking the time to translate 11 whole minutes, this clip was awesome.

[@zenmastakilla]

Still not as bad as Noel, lol. You'd be amazed.

[@bleed7378]

@@zenmastakilla i know, right? Noel said she wanted Yagoo to hire somebody for Gen 6 who had the body odor of a stinky animal. I shit you not.

[@louiscypher4186]

@@bleed7378 That's standard Otaku Japanese stuff like Haachama getting aroused by the smell of her own stinky feet. Marine on the other hand........ used to fantasize about children she was perving on, on public transport.

[@StarboyXL9]

@@bleed7378 "Noel said she wanted Yagoo to hire somebody for Gen 6 who had the body odor of a stinky animal" How do I audition for Hololive? Asking for a friend. Its very important!

[@rdwn1999]

You are scared to honest people? So lying is more acceptable? Lol what a fucked up time this is

[@jem_lucinamain3777]

6:32 love that one guy saying in chat "Ladies and gentlemen...We got her!"

[@canary4551]

I find it hilarious how her chat would be the first one to jump ship if they ever get in trouble. Im imagining a ragtag pirate group docking somewhere and on the first sign of trouble they immediately give up marine to the authorities to let her take all responsibilities of their problems which she probably also caused.

[@aravindkm2012]

I think it'll be the opposite like in Buggy's crew

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Tbh, we would do that, but we're also the kind of crew who would break her out the very next night after we've spent all the bounty money partying without her as punishment.

[@StarboyXL9]

@@Daniel_Lancelin Based. We punish Senchou, but we'd never leave her behind.

[@yoshidasaki17703]

FBI hiding in chat be like: *ahoy~*

[@Areus019]

Ahoy~ FBI, open up desu~.

[@MrJoz08]

@@Areus019 why did I hear that in Marine's voice lol

[@lpfan4491]

FBI being glad that she is not worthy of being on the list.....anymore at least.

[@lmaAsian]

Jokes aside, I'm glad she never committed any crimes and just fantasized about it when she was younger. Looks like she has gotten it out of her system and is just a regular BL fan now. As yabai as this clip is, it ironically captures everything I like about Marine's streams. Her openness and honesty with her viewers, her ability to make any topic sound interesting, the back-and-forth quips with chat, and the willingness to talk about dark/shameful things of her past even if it might hurt her image. Shes a damn good entertainer.

[@CartoonHangout]

This also highlights one of the positives of being behind an avatar. A regular streamer would be dealing with a lot of crap if they said this.

[@ultraviolenc3]

@@CartoonHangout that would be weird because like 90% of people have some kind of kinky fantasies and 99% of these people don’t do anything wrong. And no one have a right to judge others people thoughts and fantasies as long as these people obey law.

[@CartoonHangout]

@@ultraviolenc3 Well consider this. A woman who created a cartoon was cancelled very quickly when fans found her blog where she was watching and drooling over a little kid and wishing his parents would leave so maybe she could talk to him. Pretty sure her show was possibly canned for those reasons. If not she still got reemed. So it kinda doesn't matter for most folks if it is just a thought. Especially if it involves kids. Then in their eyes you are a potential predator. Certainly in the west anyway. Like if Pokimane said this exact same thing her career would end. But behind an avatar and in Japan? Not as likely to get much flak. Folks probably view it as comical. As for the kink thing your numbers are a bit too high. Probably a lot do have kinks but most peoples kinks don't involve children. Those who do usually are ostracized or seek therapy to stop having those fantasies. Or in worst cases go and do something. Not to mention most kinks are like feet or bdsm. Something that might be weird but usually harms no one. People frown on kinks that are things that would get you put in jail. Fictional kids or ones that look like kids are one thing (and some even draw the line for that) but actual kids? Whole other story. If I said this I would lose my chanel and be on a list lol. So it isn't really all that weird.

[@ultraviolenc3]

@@CartoonHangout oh I mostly agree with what you said. Especially because public figures have higher responsibility to comply with morally right behaviour. However, I believe every person once in a while had a thought of other person who annoyed them dying. Or teen section on porn sites one of most popular ones, I wonder why. Or couples sometimes do bdsm stuff, or consensual rape or other kind of kinks in order to diversify their sexual life, these are fantasies as well. My point is our brain is this place where you can contain anything you want and none have a right to judge you as long as you’ve done nothing wrong. Because otherwise all people would end up in jail because of wishing someone being dead. We have an ability to have a free will and not to do everything we think of. It’s important to point out that I don’t normalise any kind of wrong behaviour, I just distinguish fantasies and actions. You could argue like okay, you have a right to think about whatever you want as long as you don’t tell anyone about it. But that means we have to live in hypocrite society which can ruin persons life in a second if for some reason these fantasies were revealed. To me we have two options in our society: 1. To ostracise and shame people for their thoughts, being hypocrites at the same time, because these who shame the most I’m sure have the darkest secrets. 2. Be less judgemental and don’t automatically cancel or shame people just for their fantasies. But some people can perceive it as normalisation of wrong behaviour and be encouraged to do something bad. I don’t have an answer what is better tbh, I just want people think about it more deeply, don’t label other people and don’t ruin their lives. And respect their brain privacy lol.

[@conq1273]

@@ultraviolenc3 tl:dr?

[@jacqueslin8178]

I swear Marine wouldn't have hold back if one of the kids was like: "Marine, I want to marry you."

[@MASJYT]

She would've gone all in if she knew she could get away with it.

[@Areus019]

@PSYCHICFIRE when I was a kid, if I was given a gift outside of my birthday and christmas, i knew they want me to do something.

[@neobee602]

@@Areus019 the law of equivalent exchange

[@chunkycat1649]

@@neobee602 then ham now you're a dog

[@martk647]

How to go back to shota form.

[@dmitriy67rus]

"I'm pure and clean" - Senchou lied as naturally as she breathed

[@evening_kovacs]

This feels like a getting it out of my chest thing for marine. "I used to have these thoughts but I got over it because people trust me. I hope you guys will understand that I've changed for good."

[@b-star1867]

"Why are you all looking at me like that? I thought you guys would understand me!" , says the shifty, wide-eyed pirate who just told of an anecdote about potentially grooming her co-workers' young boys. D:

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Yeah, the psycho eyes really add to that yabai flavor, don't they?

[@StarboyXL9]

I think I'm the only one who understands Senchou, but that's ok, ya'll just aren't ready.

[@ggdz7469]

Her delusions about her little brother coming to school really gave me second hand embarrasment

[@CharinVZain]

"When I started working there where no oportunities to get close to gradeschoolers" BOY ain't that a sentence I would only expect to hear from a criminal cases documentary.

[@AdrianUsual]

This person really decided one day “yeah, imma be an idol!”

[@ndaemon1718]

well she has said it herself that the idol thing is a side gig.. shes herself first and idol second :)

[@LemonRush7777]

And to think Mio thought this wasn't yabai heh - I'd volunteer to be her younger brother, though!

[@leandrogoslean889]

Maybe she knew it was yabai but at the same time funny as fuck to watch her talk about it and the chat's reaction. Or maybe senchou didnt say enough unlike she did in the stream

[@niczaz58]

Maybe Mio just has a weird sense of humor, also right there with ya man!!

[@kiyohiyt1562]

Mio sus

[@vyor8837]

Same tbh

[@duhotatoday3277]

No you don't

[@KaiusWaffenCid]

Senchou: "I'm a cute girls so I can touch anything I want." FBI: "Understandable, have a nice day!."

[@CauchyIntegralFormula]

Breaking News: Local boomer simps for coworker's kids

[@Areus019]

*Next day* Breaking News: Co-worker's kids are missing

[@Areus019]

*Day after* Breaking News: Co-worker's kids are back but, with lost of money?!

[@Registered_Simp]

@@Areus019 *Day After That* Breaking News: Co-workers kids ran away from home!

[@CBRN-115]

@@Areus019 okay now that is yabai af

[@StarboyXL9]

@@Registered_Simp KEKW

[@chaosbringer5248]

"They've stayed at my place once, that one kid." Yabai.... Sounds like one of those OneShota H-Doujins....

[@TheBasedTyrant]

Marine: "I used to groom children every chance I got but don't worry I'm totally better now!"

[@sunshineskystar]

6:06 marine used to simp before being simped herself. Ironic isnt it?

[@NoOne-ds7pw]

Its called bribing/grooming when done by a dude.

[@kiyohiyt1562]

The cycle of simp

[@weebthatlifts5750]

asking "english please" on a jp stream is one of the cringest things i swear

[@chaocobojun2098]

What about that guy in the chat that spammed “GIBE ME WINK”. Like bitch, she’s not your puppet and she’s also WEARING AN EYEPATCH.

[@xxsc0pedsh0txx8]

As the stories went on even I felt like I'd get intro trouble just for attending. Her expression was that of "soo I did something but hear me out it's cool right?"

[@asii_k]

lol that newspaper cracked me up Let's hope she never has to do a jailhouse singing stream!

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Would that be a "Sing Sing" stream?

[@geneoakley]

Well, she is already under some kind of 'bishoujo pass'. If a male streamer said all these things, the internet would collectively be in flames. There would be calls to investigate him. His personal information will leak faster than light. Cover Corp would quickly drop him and distance themselves as far away from him as he can.

[@zenmastakilla]

I simply accepted double standards as a normal and healthy part of society. Just know your role and you'll do fine.

[@rendezvousonmemorylane]

Yeah she's just showing off her bishoujo pass at this point lmao

[@someguy3263]

@@zenmastakilla no

[@MASJYT]

@@zenmastakilla What kind of life philosophy is this? XD

[@zenmastakilla]

@@MASJYT Realism over idealism. You're free to disagree ofc.

[@TheZanySpirit]

"I showered them with gifts they wanted, I didn't do anything else." *Short intake of breath.* "They've stayed at my place once, that one kid." "But I really didn't do anything." Are you sure about that? It felt like someone's guilty conscious having to say that "But, well, there was that one time...Ah, nevermind, we did nothing!" Also, am I the only one in love with Marine's eye? It takes up so much of my attention. Not in a bad way, I've always loved the big eye small pupil on anime girls xD But thats what a gesugao lover would say. I'll make my way out.

[@Blockio1999]

"If someday you'll get arresten, I'll say you seem like the type to do it" Jesus, from the top ropes

[@kitsuizo8324]

Thank you for translating so many Marine clips! She's always got interesting stories to tell, even if a bit yabai like in this case lol.

[@RadicalGaming1000]

"I talked about the period when I was a shotacon" _Y A B A I_

[@Heavens_dor]

Man this is beyond yabai .... She even talked how she wished to have a little brother.....

[@R3gular]

"I just like observing kids" That's what they all say, and now they're in jail Well atleast Suisei has nothing to say about this revelation...

[@PeterButchens]

from groomer to boomer...

[@alanhasmemes]

once a coomer, always a coomer

[@zenyros]

@Neil Prakash fr though actually can't contain my laughter

[@avarisu6280]

Thank you for translating the stories, I love to hear the deeper stuff

[@FXT117]

2:27 Comment: “one day I’ll learn enough Japanese to know what she is talking about” Me: trust me bro, you don’t want to

[@ettu357]

The whole spiel about her co-workers kid is the essence of yabai. I felt actual dread the whole time.

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Yeah, I was like "Yo I like you, Senchou, but this is fucked up. Is there a physician on deck? I don't feel so good." I'm glad she's at least gotten over that kind of thing, though. Her life could have gone down a _very_ different path.

[@thetruestarking20000]

Yeah that and the thoughts she was having out in public where genuinely fucked up, and not in the joking kind of way.

[@spectrumcyclone]

i dont know what to think about her anymore

[@Kortexual]

I'll miss Marine when she's in jail...

[@YY-wu7et]

"Everyone's happy!" Senchou's eyes: *twitches violently*

[@totalzzzero5646]

I really like your viedos. They ser the conversations types and i like them

[@RadicalGaming1000]

"You can do anything if you're a beautiful girl" - Senchou 2020

[@OhitsONnow]

I thought that doujin that had Marine saying she thought she was over her shotacon phase was an exaggerated joke...BUT IT'S ACTUALLY HOLOLIVE HISTORY. *Dame da ne's Yagoo*

[@rednefarious6968]

The one English comment that said "I can't wait to learn Japanese to know what she's saying" just fucking floored me

[@Monke-fj2qz]

"We can't handle this woman alone, call the SWAT team!"- the officers monitoring Marine.

[@zuntata7860]

"i want to be remembered as [that ecchi pretty onee-chan that gave me toys]" this is next level

[@PenmanLupine]

Marine really went places with this stream.

[@davidy22]

If marine's details ever got leaked, she'd have more to worry about from the police than any antis

[@frosty6032]

Marine is probably one of my favorite v-tubers, but after hearing this I’m not sure I would want to meet her

[@Purin1023]

Holy shit that is genuinely worrying behavior. I'm glad she did that self reflection. At the beginning of the video, I assumed she meant drawings and stuff. Once she talked about it being irl I got super freaked out.

[@spoogle621]

100% yabai... Mio underestimated marine horni

[@IQBosh]

I love when senchou tells stories about her fujo side

[@raykiske]

This woman has a very active imagination. As expected from a creative.

[@brokenrecord1323]

i wish this doesn’t get her into trouble or something. when i was younger, there were girls like her who would dote on me and for those memories i am truly grateful

[@milkcreamsweetsweetpig1352]

Her eyes the whole time.... Wow

[@vhalrougelarfouxe]

Hahaha! Suisei would be so disappointed. She lost a comrade.

[@CordovanSplotchVT]

Suisei is into shonen, not shota.

[@vhalrougelarfouxe]

@@CordovanSplotchVT i know. She just lost a comrade with illegal tastes.

[@CordovanSplotchVT]

@@vhalrougelarfouxe Shonen isn't exactly illegal, just highly improbable and generally seen as somewhat creepy. Japanese age of consent is lower than in the west, but with a lot of extra limitations... like in some prefectures they still go by the old rules for age of consent so an adult could date a 14-year-old, but only with the consent of the 14-year-old's parents, which isn't exactly something most parents there are willing to give.

[@vhalrougelarfouxe]

@@CordovanSplotchVT shonen are age 12 to 17. The first half is illegal. Second half is just predatory.

[@fenrirr22]

@@CordovanSplotchVT age of consent at 14 isn't exactly that rare in the west, but the most common is 16. Except the USA it is very rare to have age of consent at 18, even 14 is more common, something is seriously wrong with them.

[@rpchn5698]

FBI watch list updated: - Adding Housou Marine

[@jason22492]

Oh my gosh haha thank you so much for going out of your way to translate these talking streams. And the small explanation/reference edits are amazing as well. Respect!!

[@tokinosoda2ndapostleofthet115]

Marine's eyes is like freaking out

[@MotoroidARFC]

Eye. But seeing it move around as she's reading is fine. Lamy's eyes move around like that but seeing both of them is a plus. I do rather see both of Marine's eyes.

[@sarcasm3605]

She worries me sometimes

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

I've always wondered how defence lawyers feel in court when their client goes off the rails and starts talking about some yabai shit. Well, now I know.

[@SirTrollface101]

Suisei: *disappointed panting noises*

[@Sodasaman]

I'm sleepy and read that as "dropping panty noises"

[@goncalocarneiro3043]

Youch. This one is a big youch. A humongous youch. The type of youch that gives people the stunned condition.

[@Bubbaen]

"Hey Marine, mind telling me what you're doing on that discord server?" "Sir, *GROOM-*"

[@Theranthrope]

I feel as if I've been put on some sort of list after subscribing.

[@DinirNertan]

I love senchou for THIS MUCH being honest with her viewers. There are things I felt like that's too much, and then it's her who decided to tell us all that.

[@MASJYT]

This is the kind of stuff that any sane person would take it to the grave, not Senchou though.

[@MotoroidARFC]

Statute of limitations ran out, yes? 😈😂 The important thing is she's not like that now. As I watched her, I was silently screaming, "Shut up, Marine! They're listening!"

[@HeavyArmsJin]

Marine's new model is very intense lol

[@Norrikan]

That's some Suisei-tier mental gymnastics.

[@мячфутбола]

sugar mommy marine

[@wavesky7978]

YA BE

[@VideogamesPang]

Jesus, Marine

[@GhOsThPk]

MARINE, WHYYYYYYYYY I DIND'T HAVE SUCH A GOOD ONEE-SAN TO BUY CARDS FOR ME WHEN I PLAYED YIGIOH WHYYYY

[@mileslong3904]

Yah...she's probably on a list somewhere...

[@HitoribochiSakana]

As much as I love Senchou, even this was kinda too much for me.

[@ryanjannakhuang]

When you're a bishoujo, they let you do it - houshou marine before running for president of the united states

[@TheMiracleMatter]

At least the *CURRENT* president didn't do anything like that to any minor. Can't say the same about the fossilized creep a hair's breath away from replacing him.

[@ndaemon1718]

@@TheMiracleMatter both options were dogshit. old men with ancient ideas playing with modern tools they barely comprehend. :)

[@user-yd4om1qw3n]

@@TheMiracleMatter The which one?

[@spiffcheeso]

Senchou is the real deal. Always has been.

[@captsomeguy1]

Plot twist: YAGOO didn't "hire" Marine, because he wanted an idol. No.... He "hired" Marine to keep her in check. In reality, Hololive is a prison posing as a Vtuber agency and YAGOO is the head warden.

[@bleed7378]

coco has a very nice cell, clearly

[@skoomakhajit9175]

Shhh! You weren’t supposed to let them know!

[@captsomeguy1]

@@bleed7378 As expected of the Kaichou of a Yakuza organization. Only someone like her can live a luxurious life inside prison (through illegal means of course)

[@cloudsteele1989]

It does make sense. Why else would Haachama constantly be denied going home? She's in the worlds largest prison, why let her escape?

[@MK_ULTRA420]

I swear this idea will eventually become a manga if not a full-fledged anime. Something like "Prison Idol".

[@willygrags4367]

Everyone remember grade school is

[@saebre.]

Well, I'm glad she's being honest about how girls get free passes even if they do something wrong. Most of the simps and white knights defending her would disagree if I said that so I'm glad she admitted it herself

[@dairoleon2682]

She did that whole stream without blinking once.

[@MINICUBANT]

Imagine one of those kids are a fan of Marine and recognize her because of this story. Or even worst , one of the kid's parents.

[@TheWikt]

For future subs, a convenient translation for 攻め/受け is "top/bottom"

[@Wholecorpze]

jesus christ

[@VictorHugoDeFreitasCunha]

So much emotion infused in two simple words, hahahahaha.

[@Doombacon]

Marine really knows exactly the right expression to have on at all times

[@starkk19]

Okay Senchou. This way to your cell. Your roommate will be this comet.

[@sufianramli8017]

Shounen and shota are different! They're different!!!!

[@Ammothief41]

Now I get it! She is Haruko Haruhara 2nd season! Running around with takkun (shota), relationship / commitment issues, etc.

[@theofficialHitok]

Criminal minds case 17 part2 -marine senchou

[@shad3revo111]

Marine's eye twitching makes her look insane.

[@spagetter]

props for senchou for overcoming herself before doing anything inappropriate, but it was hard to sit through