Mario Kart 2v2... but we ride together 💀

Hello fellow Mario Kart enthusiasts, it is I, the Lord of Drifting according to the guy on the street who I paid 10 bucks to call me that, back with another high tier Mario Kart video for the masses to enjoy.
(There were supposed to be battle minigames in the mix in these but they were cut due to excessive yelling and poor planning from myself, we'll pretend they don't exist)
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This video was edited by Ocanha! (Ocanhabrazilboi on twitter)
Gamers who I played vibeo game with:
@KingOfSkill
@TCNick3
@Vernias
Check out the Party Crashers channel! It’s a collab channel with all 4 of us!
@partycrashers4
NEW OUTRO! WOAH! Animation made ofc by @Football_Head2 on Twitter. No more Persona 4 I'll Face Myself Remix because I think this song represents me better at this point. (wait it was supposed to be deep? I'll just let you interpret it how you want)
New song is "The Weight of Life" from Xenoblade 3. It's a good video game :)
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And a big thank you to my current members:
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[@ExpandDongMan]

It’s criminal Nintendo hasn’t added the 2 person Karts since double dash. The teamwork in this video has me dead 😂

[@ocanhaTheEditor]

What teamwork?

[@Blitzercyb-MX]

Teamwork never existed between these few

[@D20thOfHisName]

Yeah EDM yes the teamwork in question:

[@ThatPhatGoose]

D O N G

[@mitchellbrown4454]

Teamwork? More like being carried by Eevee

[@supermegagamer4962]

Its so rare seeing eevee being the best out all the party crashers in a video game and him carrying everyone. Its so beautiful.

[@10rayman]

I agree! He was holding all of his secret power for this moment

[@slywhyguy6806]

Until as usual, vern shows up.

[@lanteanboy]

until the Vern Nation attacked

[@getthedunkon9347]

Except Vernias

[@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583]

Well there was that Mario party game he completely dominated where even the king of Mario party himself Brent was struggling

[@justanothergamer64]

It's actually so crazy how Sophist can actually cooperate with people when he wants to. Like, he can either be chaos incarnate or a really good teammate. The only problem is that he does what he wants, and if you aren't careful, he will drag you down to the pits of hell, all for the funny

[@pingableuser]

For the content

[@cailieisidro5758]

In the Party Crashers rap, KZbin Purple Guy and Lord of all the Gamers

[@Rowanexen]

The roommate drama between Vern and Nick is real 😂😂

[@zakzakariya9625]

I remember a video where Nick came in vernias room and asked him what he was about to do on chance time

[@dahomie253]

@@zakzakariya9625first place gets punished

[@zakzakariya9625]

@@dahomie253 As the man would say. "YEEEEAAAAAAAH BAAAABY

[@nintendosaber1184]

When in doubt, threaten with eviction.

[@jwil4286]

@@zakzakariya9625it was a boo, not chance time

[@demetriusnp49]

Pizza delivery man enters the room. Sophist: *Maniacal laughter* Brent: *Hyena noises* Nick: *OOOOO* Vern: *Intangible language* Pizza delivery man leaves the room.

[@flashbeat9521]

Yo pizza here!

[@IdentifiantE.S]

😂

[@cailieisidro5758]

Honestly, if that was me, I would leave too and pretend I saw nothing

[@ItsDaKoolaidDude]

​yo police here!

[@CarMedicine]

"intangible"? You mean "unintelligible", bud? "Intangible" means "cannot be touched".

[@PuffyBoi30]

Eevee and Brent is an unbeatable team in this game

[@andrewt329]

Are they unbeatable, or are Nick and Vern together just dysfunctional?

[@Michael-hc2hp]

@@andrewt329 Yes

[@Endershock1678]

@@andrewt329 Not even Nick and Vern. Just Vern. Literally every team Vern was on lost.

[@andrewt329]

@@Endershock1678 At least Vernias won some games on other teams. Nick and Vernias together on the other hand probably couldn't beat CPUs EDIT: had a brainfart, and forgot they actually lucked into a win on Baby Park, but I think they are still demonstrably the worst team Vernias was a part of

[@Artem_Tkachenko]

Dont forget tcnick3 with sophist

[@yayanow44]

The fact that Vern says that Nick is bad and carried, but the only time he performed bad was with him… VERN DRAGS EVERYONE ELSE INTO FAILURE

[@cailieisidro5758]

Sad how he gets bad luck and drags bad luck along with him

[@Warcrafter4]

@@cailieisidro5758 The irony is also Vern's obsession with Birdo hurt him and his team as if he chose baby Mario/Luigi all of those useless eggs would have been chain comps aka double dash bullet bills... Yes characters have tier lists and Birdo is one of the single worst characters and his character choice of Birdo was actively making items his team got worse.

[@getthedunkon9347]

@@Warcrafter4 Not like his driving was doing him any favors either.

[@straawberryfieldsforever]

​@@Warcrafter4Toadette gives super mushroom which is good and he likes her, if he would have picked it her that would have helped too

[@chaosreaper05]

Brent may be a tryhard in the N64 games, but in the GameCube games Sophist is the true king of skill

[@sussyimposterfromamogus]

absolute W comment

[@IdentifiantE.S]

Best comment 👑

[@marknavartes4011]

IMAGINE BEING IN LAST PLACE WITH 3 POINTS 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ayden4870]

THAT’S EMBARRASSING 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@b.c.792]

#JusticeForVernias

[@ayden4870]

@@b.c.792 #Vernation

[@markgilberk6248]

THE VERN-NATION HUMILIATION

[@EffraBulbizarre]

#JusticeForVernias

[@primetymemike2276]

Pairing Nick and Vernias first was pure gold, they can't coordinate anything it's hilarious

[@user-dl7dv1fk2n]

I cant believe that the both most toxic party crashers cooperate so good and even help each other

[@getthedunkon9347]

Except for Nick and Vern

[@carlosemilio385]

@@getthedunkon9347yeah, that’s why he said both MOST toxic characters

[@alfiemations7251]

When they acknowledge that it’s Eevee’s video: “Mom said it’s my turn to be the main character!”

[@jeaniewon5381]

200th like but Fr man!😂😂😂😂😂

[@evangraham2254]

The say Vernias is carrying Nick as the dead weight, but this video proves Vernias is both carrier and the dead weight.

[@Ghostfighter797]

1:22 That smash screen was a pretty clean transition.

[@cailieisidro5758]

True. Also, all the images of them too is funny

[@Lone_Wolf_1995]

14:51 This was the perfect clip to represent the final score.

[@dejinnthedjinn5311]

Vern and Nick are so close to filling divorce papers with how much they argue.

[@aarusharavindhan9888]

Party Crashers cooperating. This will be a moment to behold in history.

[@blackball2223]

Brent's hyena laugh is so damn funny

[@cailieisidro5758]

One of the reasons why he’s iconic

[@OilMan00]

The fact that nick is actually getting good at mario kart is amazing

[@fan.of.nintendo]

Getting good at getting carried

[@OilMan00]

@@fan.of.nintendo did you even see that one kick he did or did you choose not to look at it

[@linguicaguy]

@@OilMan00 Whoa, he pressed one button. He's actually cracked!

[@Symptomatic315]

@@fan.of.nintendo If you’ve played any multiplayer game you know you gotta have a competent support player. You’re right though he still got carried 😂.

[@OilMan00]

@@linguicaguy he timed it perfectly through mushroom

[@SERMareep2007]

I love how nick was just muk with a piplup face at 0:20. Fits him well

[@supergamingwarriorgamerult4705]

It's also an amazing call back to the Poison type Piplup

[@coalepic]

I can’t go through a single sophist video without hearing Brent going W̸̝̏͒̎́͗̀̋̆̽̕͝W̶̧̡͚͕̗̟͇͌̿́́̏̑͘̕̚͝͝͝W̶̰̘̪͚̳͔̲̱̩̮̏́̽̓̓̀̍͋́̒̓̆̄̍͘͜W̸̛̼̪̫͔̪̺̪͎̪̦̩̃̑̀͒̐͌̀̉͋̚̚ͅͅW̸̧̗̠͔̦̙͎͌́̇̀͊̐̆̽̂͑̃̚̚̚A̴͇̪͑͗̊̿͠Ą̶̪̓̈́A̸̛̳̬͍̫̫̽́̂̈́Ȧ̵̖̳͓̩̬̯̠̩͈̔̊̀͆̒́̄̅̂́̋̄̚̕͜Ḁ̸̫̑͋̿̄̃̒͊͐̓͂͜͝͝Á̴̪̈́̿̔̉͛͝R̴̡̘̻̬̘̬̜̪̤̋̈̓͛͌̋̃̇ͅR̷̲̝̐͊̚̚͝͝R̷̨̜͇̝̺̱̓͘̕I̸̡̯̼͖̖͎͖̘̮͈̒͊̔̀͊̚̚̕͝͝Í̶̜̖͎͈̙̻͐͑̒Í̸̲̻̳̹̤̩̪̻͈̳̽Į̶̧̪̜̤̝̠̜̫̰̫͐̀Î̵̩̠͚̽̈́͛̂̈́Ở̶̱̣̬̂́͒̿͑̏̓͌̍̾̚͝O̸̫̻̳̝̯͉̫̮̿̿͜Ȯ̴͂̎͐̆̑̕͜͝Ó̷̧̧͍̻̪̤̹͕̗͍͚̬́̀Ȏ̵̡̦̜̘̘̼̺͈̘̙̻̠͙̜̪́O̸̧͇͉̙̦͙̙̞̱̰̤̼̎̇̀́̑

[@Doddleproductions]

Brent is slowly turning into an eldritch wario god.

[@Oswen120]

Brent should start playing wario then.

[@wall6587]

I swear, whoever is the editor, give that person a raise!

[@cailieisidro5758]

👍🏽

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"Don't hit the L button, don't hit the R button" Eevee you have to remember that Nick speaks Penguinese, you gotta speak in his language for him to understand. Nick and Vernias fighting is like Kyogre and Groudon fighting, with Eevee swooping in as the chaotic Rayquaza to save the day. And Nick and Brent hanging off the side of the track at 10:29 without faling off is pure talent. From learning that Eevee ate dirt on the playground and now learning that you played this in fourth grade, we really do appreciate the sophisticated lore of how you became the sophisticated Pokémon you are today! Dolphin facts of the day: Dolphin species belong to the families Delphinidae (the oceanic dolphins), Platanistidae (the Indian river dolphins), Iniidae (the New World river dolphins), Pontoporiidae (the brackish dolphins), and Lipotidae (baiji or Chinese river dolphin). Dolphins range in size from the 1.7-metre-long and 50-kilogram Maui's dolphin to the 9.5 m and 10-tonne orca. Yes, orcas are considered dolphins, not whales, due to the fact they have teeth, a rounded head and a beak, and streamlined bodies. Dolphins can make up to 1,000 clicking noises per second. These sounds travel underwater until they encounter objects, then bounce back to their dolphin senders, revealing details like the location, shape, and size of their target.

[@JacKAB0Y]

Love how the edit had Vern carrying TCBoulder3 only for Nick to be in a three way tie for first and for Vern to get dead last by 4 whole points

[@bezmagica]

The Clone High "nothing!" when Vern and Nick whiffed the switch actually made me laugh so hard I cried

[@bezmagica]

Time stamp for me 3:35

[@Dooty-Doot]

Vern losing is so suprising... 😒 He wasn't even cursed diced this time!

[@KalentaoTheWolf]

The more that I hear Nick and Vern, the more they sound like really bitter exs that still hang out XD

[@spawn3721]

I was gonna say they sound more like a toxic married couple that should file for divorce but that works too lmao

[@Doddleproductions]

Eevee really is a super villain……. Who else would monologue so much.

[@3691rune]

I imagine Nick and Vernias are the Mom and Dad who arguing in the Kitchen while Brent and Sophist are the kids being frightened wondering why is mom and dad are fighting with each other.

[@Mariofan..]

0:30 this image goes way harder then it needs to

[@joshiilyn]

even your own teammate who’s in the SAME car as you, is your enemy maybe even being the biggest one

[@julioomega96]

The let's go eevee edit almost caught me off guard XD

[@remingtonspitz5311]

The smash bros ultimate loading screen with the party crashers looks awesome :D

[@thethirstycactus8794]

How does Vernias not know what a dinosaur looks like when he plays as Birdo, a literal dinosaur?

[@goalhornstudios8426]

The vernation cooperation with sophist is equal to the amount of times nick will every be nice to any of them

[@Aquitanic]

Sophist, your editor needs a raise again, they're putting out S-tier material every video here

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Ah yes, an elephant...thank you Vernation for this enlightening information, I didn't know elephants looked exactly like a brachiosaurus! It was first described by Elmer S. Riggs in 1903 from fossils found in the Colorado River valley in western Colorado. Riggs named the dinosaur Brachiosaurus altithorax, the generic name is Greek for "arm lizard", in reference to its proportionately long arms, and the specific name means "deep chest". Recent estimates say they weighed around 58 metric tons (120,000 lbs.) and were 13 meters tall (42 feet). It is thought that they would rear up onto their back legs to reach higher-up leaves or for intraspecies combat. Brachiosaurus had an air-sac circulatory system (like modern birds). A massive air sack would have sat on either side of their cervical vertebra (neck bone), making their bones lighter and supporting their weight. They were also once believed to be semi-aquatic as naturalists thought that these dinosaurs could only support their heavy weight by walking along the bottoms of lakes and rivers and sticking its head out of the surface to breathe and eat. It was later revealed through *science* that the high-water pressure would have suffocated them.

[@Sonikkujam]

I literally can’t with Brent’s hilarious laughs that make me laugh. 😂😂😂

[@finaldestination12345]

12:44 RIP Eevee And Vern

[@ZeezVovGeeGaming]

The editing in this video is so good. Lots of Mario Kart videos I find to be hard to follow at times but this was just amazing

[@kbeast5516]

Vernias was talking shit the whole video but got last with 3 points😂😂😂

[@funnypeashootercreature]

>"mario kart double dash, the good one!" >actually plays the game >gets all of its jank >"THIS GAME IS HORRIBLE!" the vernation realization

[@FunnyMan97]

I find it funny that both vern and nick can't drive to save their lives, and yet they are the only ones arguing.

[@blueshidx6932]

Brent being skilled, Sophist being an agent of chaos, Nick being carried, and Vernias being bullied like usual. You love to see it

[@kristianschuff1723]

Id say vern was the dead weight this game With nick having actually carrying the one game they won together

[@blueshidx6932]

Just a case of Vernias being Vernias lol

[@fonsales5373]

12:53 Let me explain the joke. Unown exists in different shapes, and they are in much the same shape as the familiar Latin alphabet. In this case, this Unown is in the form Y, and Vernias said the word *why*, which is pronounced the same as Y. You're welcome for the explanation.

[@Nair_djmi]

4:13 made me laugh the hardest

[@oumyrmdn]

i love how the first 5 minutes of the video are just vern and nick bickering and screaming at each other

[@nakedstatue8517]

This video was so funny but I feel so bad for Vernias 😭😭😭

[@cailieisidro5758]

There times where he did deserve his karma but most of the time, he sadly gets bullied for the content

[@nakedstatue8517]

@cailieisidro5758 Like, I feel bad for him but I didn't say they should stop......

[@smb2fds]

0:50 I remember that video 💀

[@Pixelusually]

0:30 one must imagine vernias happy

[@TheUmbraN0tG4ming]

This is the first time sophist is actually good at the game

[@GlitchanBlack]

What'd you expect? He's played it since he was in elementary school.

[@TheUmbraN0tG4ming]

​​@@GlitchanBlackthat he would troll as always

[@jermssprites4859]

The Editor has good taste in music

[@ocanhaTheEditor]

I wonder which of my choices made you say that There is a correct answer, by the way

[@fruitloops2058]

1:42 this is the worst joke I have ever seen. Keep up with the good work editor

[@sulestial356]

Respect to the editor for outlasting the chaos.

[@RRSilverBullet]

To the Editor: I hope you find inner peace

[@cailieisidro5758]

Couldn’t agree more

[@ocanhaTheEditor]

There ain't no rest for the wicked

[@Snorlaxsnaxx]

Still can't believe Nick mained baby mario. Hyped for daisy in wonder tho.

[@HoudiniJr]

This is just amazing to witness, I never did the two players in one kart mode much, but y'all make it entertaining!

[@sinno96]

If this was a group project, Nick’s the one who does nothing but passes, sophist and Brent are the ones actually trying to make the project come together, and Vern is just crying profusely in the corner

[@sora1477]

i just love your editing style

[@MintySynth]

This group of friends has made me laugh significantly more than any other

[@BreadOnInternet]

11:25 vernias forgot about baby park.

[@GlitchanBlack]

That ending, man... Petey Piranha must be your nemesis in Double Dash. XD But yeah, Vern actually put in a good effort there.

[@yveshku5583]

Double Dash was the Mario Kart I played most as a kid, absolutely loved it. The memories both alone and with siblings. It was a ton of fun seeing the great and horrible teamwork in this video and the shenanigans between you four.

[@KiExx0]

3:20 I love me some Spark the Electric Jester music.

[@CuteRedPanda64]

This is pure chaos..... and I love it.

[@TheCrazyhusky]

Vernis and Nick fight more than they cooperate. Honestly, I am surprised they won 1 race together.

[@enderael7878]

Sophist getting a "W" is as rare as Shiny Pokémon. They are a delight to see.

[@user-bd5vm7gw1g]

This group of friends has made me laugh significantly more than any other love the videos keep doing what you're doing

[@leafhulk9371]

Not even 2 minutes into the video and already like it 😂 My respect to the editor, so creative

[@YangTheAce]

2:46 Eevee casted Thunder Spell🤣⚡️

[@firebeetlethestagbeetle3901]

Then that ain't a eevee, that's a jolteon 😂

[@YangTheAce]

​@@firebeetlethestagbeetle3901Lmao🤣

[@kirbyx2573]

I really enjoy Mario Kart Double Dash its a lot of fun! This 2v2 is gonna be absolute golden chaos haha!

[@KG-rr4so]

Summary of everyone: Nick: 0 stars, 4th place Vernias: With birdo, he thanks god. Without her, he is a bratty 3 year old Sophist: Maniacal laughter Brent: YOU PICK WAAAAA-

[@cailieisidro5758]

Insert being Brent’s neighbor

[@Fulcrum_13]

Nick and Vernias are at the height of their Lovers quarrel 😭

[@cailieisidro5758]

Remains me of my miis in Miitopia where they would have a good relationship until battles where they have a long quarrel until making up at the end

[@nicolasp4228]

One must imagine Vernias happy

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Obviously it's not an elephant but here's some elephant lore anyway: Elephants are the largest living land animals. Three living species are currently recognised: the African bush elephant, the African forest elephant, and the Asian elephant. They are the only surviving members of the family Elephantidae and the order Proboscidea. An elephant trunk has up to 40,000 muscles! By comparison, a human has more than 600 muscles in the entire body. Elephants use their trunks to help them suck up water for drinking, pick up or touch objects, trumpet warnings, and greet one another. Elephant tusks serve many purposes. These extended teeth can be used to protect the elephant's trunk, lift and move objects, gather food, and strip bark from trees. They can also be used for defense. During times of drought, elephants even use their tusks to dig holes to find water underground. The tusks are connected to the skull and have nerve endings, just like our own teeth. Once a tusk is broken, damaged, or removed, it stays that way. The elephant's closest living relative is the Rock Hyrax, a medium-sized rodent-like (but not a rodent) furry fella native to Africa and the Middle East that also has tusks growing from their incisor teeth.

[@TheSmashbro1010]

Good to see some Double Dash content from y'all!

[@HouseHawk62]

This actually just proves that Nick is the most carried 😂 it’s hilarious

[@getthedunkon9347]

And the best at being carried.

[@HellfireComms]

Two players per kart, All Cup Tour GP. That's the true Double Dash!! experience.

[@rafaelgonzales-trelles1127]

Thank you for making me laugh, Sophist. I needed this today

[@audrarodgers3536]

This is awesome, perfect teams and comedy moments.

[@azulamador79]

Nick and Vernias are like a married couple who have been married for 60 years. It's hilarious 😂😂 The best toxic dinamic

[@TacoT-uy9zu]

Man I love that bit at the end 😂

[@gamer-ninja3522]

Nintendo: “we have finally made a game where people will most likely work together and also compete each other while having fun” Party crashers: we don’t do that here

[@euphiebunny]

Eevee is so goated at this game!!! Can you make more 2v2 Mario Kart content please? Also the editing is great as always!

[@Pierced_Light]

So I found you from party crashers but I’m glad this video popped up on my KZbin. I love you in the Mario Party videos and your personality is hilarious

[@thegman3577]

No matter what I am guaranteed a laugh from you guys, keep it up dudes

[@cailieisidro5758]

Agreed! Also, love watching Castlevania

[@springdude1165]

I think you need to give the editor a raise after this man

[@Oswen120]

I was waiting for this video, It did not dissapoint.

[@SleepyBuggo]

What’s more funny than you guys trying to thwart each other is you guys TRYING to cooperate with each other xD it’s utter chaos and I love it

[@Bryanneo1]

That pre-match Smash screen was super clean I just have to say

[@kaleblegat5682]

Holy crap that Spark the Electric Jester music took me back! Amazing choice in music as usual!!!

[@ocanhaTheEditor]

Spark and Freedom Planet OSTs are the 🐐s

[@nsquare3652]

Watching this during school lmao

[@jadeaaron2003]

2 players operating one Kart? Surely this won't go horribly wrong!

[@Freedom-yv8gv]

Nick and Vern, At each other throat, ready to kill other one Eevee and Brent, having a lovely time playing the game

[@BlueThundershell]

Top tier video lmao 👍

[@fidepulse]

Lmao, I loved this video, specially Nick and Vern arguing each other, Brent's last laugh and Eevee... being Eevee, because everyone wants to be Eevee(? Fr tho, I love this video so much, it made laugh so hard 💙

[@DarioKalen_Kagenui]

Sophist unironically being the best in a multiplayer game, love to see it. 🔥🥳

[@midnightrosa8130]

Oh hell yeah, I'm here for this.

[@Xylon64]

8:01 Nick: Shut up, you're adopted

[@TheWorldsLargestOven]

What