Mario Kart but I'm just there to ruin everyone's day

[@soup]

Green shells.

[@AsiaGled]

Red shells.

[@prestonsmith7546]

When your cousin comes home from work ALL SweAaaatYyy. Milk

[@Phil_McCrackenツ]

ISIS (Blue) shells

[@darkwolfking78YT]

God master soup

[@thetravelingsuitcase2530]

Plastic straw

[@Pezzy]

Sweatin gallons the whole time

[@JosephHk743]

You did great though with some nice 1sts and a few comebacks on your end too!

[@theraider3739]

Wow smi77y didn't like your comment like soup and others I feel bad for you

[@yourlocalscalie0614]

Ey is puffer valid?

[@PuffyKirbyBallGaming]

I sweat all the time.

[@eetohi]

1:05 i saw this on stream. they were literally explaining to grizzy for 5 minutes that there is no beer in root beer. i was dying😭

[@screenedat0m]

If he had never heard of root beer before, his confusion would’ve made sense but Grizzy KNEW what it was and like,, damb it does make a bit of sense that he dropped outta school 😭

[@BestSomebodyNA]

@@screenedat0m the man should be glad that he is this wealthy of a streamer, so that one day when it all inevitably implodes, he can still hire a good accountant and investment manager to keep his financial portfolio straight while he goes back and finish his high school lol

[@pyr0maniac227]

@@BestSomebodyNA ha.

[@TheMinecraftPaleonerd]

Root beer TRADITIONALLY was made with a bit of alcohol!

[@Storm-gj3bi]

@@BestSomebodyNA the fuck you on about?

[@espressocookie8965]

Hearing everyone shout incoherently at each other and then hearing someone yell though the chaos "THERE'S A BOMB!" makes me laugh every damn time.

[@tayahtaylor4829]

I couldn't agree with you more lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Astralreaper7955]

soup was the one who shouted that

[@arcfurrie4856]

7:09

[@dovasvariakojis6934]

Smiity’s editor is legendary for being able to caption all this lol

[@mikemiller5999]

I know! I have no idea how they do it considering all the garbled things they say!

[@zenithchan1646]

Kong Donkey

[@Zenologia4673]

@@mikemiller5999 at a certain point to be Smii7y’s editor you gotta learn the language

[@mikemiller5999]

@@Zenologia4673 True true

[@ShindoKagiri]

Anyone else think that Smii7y's editor deserves a raise?

[@nashvontookus7451]

This was the loudest, most incomprehensible session of Mario Kart I've seen from this group. Makes sense considering the alcohol... and soup.

[@nathanburnes4486]

His voice was different than usual. Is he actually ok? I’m genuinely concerned for his mental health, he did not sound all that fine during the beginning of the video

[@nashvontookus7451]

@@nathanburnes4486 Who, Soup?

[@nathanburnes4486]

@@nashvontookus7451 no, I meant smii7y. I mean, might be because I’ve never seen him drink alcohol on stream so I was just worried

[@nashvontookus7451]

@@nathanburnes4486 oh lol, SMii7Y drinks during sessions, he just made noise with the bottles as a joke because they ALL get drunk when playing Mario Kart. Just listen to Soup by the end.

[@nathanburnes4486]

@@nashvontookus7451 oh okay. Well thanks for letting me know, lotta people would’ve just cursed at me for being stupid and left me hanging. Hope you have a great day!

[@ElasticDroid]

Chill you can't be saying ICE so nonchalant

[@isaacgota9742]

ICEICEICE

[@damb1858]

As a half bean myself i agree

[@apotato4939]

Woah droid, you’re using big boy words now

[@harvetwound1234]

Ice

[@grimreaper9121]

You want some ice with that?

[@themagikarp0203]

14:15 "Dude I swear to God i'm taking this whole fucking race to court" Said the Allies to the germans November the 20th 1945...

[@Shadyinternetman]

💀

[@BongoThe]

shit man . you really went there , huh ?

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

@@BongoThe To Berlin? of course he did!

[@MariAnimates]

WOW

[@themagikarp0203]

@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 I was thinking about idk, maybe the Nuremberg trials :P

[@YoutubeKing2772]

At 13:40 "Step into the Smitty+ Office" Best quote all year.

[@rodgebrickh48]

Is it my time to shine I'm on the bench

[@MrDog-hn5uy]

would change puffer for anyone

[@codywrzesinski6877]

“Is it my time to shine? I’m on the bench!” “Let me in x3”

[@Void36]

“The smitty+ benchwarmer”

[@budgiebird6668]

13:44 um actually @KZbinKing2772 was even funnier

[@RHBR01]

13:56 The seamless transition of "We coolin', we coolin', we coolin', you *disrespectful mother-"* 🤣

[@Friendlysociopath]

I wish I could find the Grizzy pov for it

[@Potatoesslayofc]

😭😭😭😭 so true

[@codywrzesinski6877]

“THAT WASNT ME” says everyone.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dspeg3095]

It's the "deep breath" YOU DISRESPECTFUL MF 😂😂😂

[@redtorpedoe345]

13:03 funny thing, in ww1 canadians were some of the most effective and scary soldiers during that time as during the night they would crawl across no mans land into the german trenches and basically either kill them in their sleep or cause a fuck ton of chaos with grenades and spiked clubs

[@joshcorbett9674]

Plus the italians were actually an allied power in ww1

[@striiker580]

and the germans were with the central powers not the axis

[@NishiTheRat]

@@joshcorbett9674 I believe that is because they switched sides during it

[@smitesmatesmote5328]

@@NishiTheRat That was WW2, not WW1

[@NishiTheRat]

@@smitesmatesmote5328 ah my bad

[@resonanceamplitude]

Smii7y is making our day a whole lot better at the expense of ruining all his friends' lives in Mario Kart.

[@AstroVanilla]

Truly a blessing

[@agame5102]

Absolute legend that’s why he’s my favorite KZbinr

[@ST0AT]

A soul for a soul

[@samuelbruce8837]

Sounds like a Kryoz title

[@timemaster1329]

I saw this in my recommended and out loud I said “YES!” *fist pump*

[@curlygirly7787]

Is it just me, or does everyone love when Smii7y and Soup make content together? I almost die laughing every time they make content together

[@roadhog820]

and grizzy

[@oskarkeith9138]

At the end that exhausted cry of mercy from soup “why would you do that to me Smii7y, whyyy?!” I felt horrible but it didn’t stop me from laughing

[@theonlysn0wmccall73]

1000% accurate

[@bjryan19]

I cant stand soup personally

[@ilayskio2224]

@@bjryan19 biased ngl

[@NOVAScOoT]

7:58 I'd actually so be down to trip at Nintendo World with the homies. Seems like an absolute blast as long as the trip doesnt turn south and Bowser starts trying to eat my soul.

[@TheIceObsidian]

I have something that Bowser could eat ;) It's a Family Sized Box of Chicken Nuggets

[@goblingod.]

Droid and Soup breaking the silence @6:24 is like when a stream starts and smii7y announces "Alright time to hit that energy switch!"

[@harvetwound1234]

5:45 I love the immediate reaction from everyone

[@Gorg...]

When smii7y uploads it's a good day.

[@samh6762]

Especially when it’s Mario Kart

[@Gorg...]

@@samh6762very true. Peak entertainment

[@jaypatterson7918]

not when puufer is in the video

[@SanctifiedSeraph]

you know it's a good Mario kart video if there is yelling for five straight minutes, a pause of quick silence then repeat.

[@kerohseen5308]

Very.

[@unbind_all]

16:09 That dead silence of the Metacritic page is the most menacing thing I've ever seen come out of SMii7Y's channels

[@crazyfriend50]

Context of it??

[@daisyjoy242]

@@crazyfriend50 you don't need context

[@immortal_shrooms6757]

@@crazyfriend50 what's that?

[@naowolfy2601]

@@immortal_shrooms6757oi o9 Oi999oo

[@justadel2]

Rewatching it and I still don't get it

[@TheKillerJK]

5:46 - smittys best line ever!

[@GetDougDimmadomed]

12:47 I can't ever see that map the same again. It's so accurate.

[@gasterrific]

smii7y's aggressive "CRACKER!!" was so outta pocket that i dropped my jaw to the floor LMAO

[@durp3408]

Same bro😂😂😂

[@soccerruben1]

I'm surprised he didn't got banned like Hasan or that other political streamer that's similar to Hasan in politics but they're known to play Bloodborne. But Twitch moderation is weird sometimes, lol.

[@invasivepecan]

@Simp its basically a slur that was used after the civil war towards poor white people in the south

[@Kamerongamesonline]

@Simp it basically means white southern person

[@legalza0843]

@Simp It was invented to be like the white person n word

[@davidjacobs7465]

Smii7y: this may not be good for my channel. His editor(s): smells like a bonus.

[@Cadefullerton14]

editor DESERVES a raise after this vid

[@Gauphastus]

6:56 The chaos and screaming from this moment onward was fucking amazing.

[@ragnarious6246]

I had to take a break, THREE TIMES, to finish this video. I am in literal tears from soup and smii7y's interactions

[@goomba9956]

11:00 whenever I feel like I am immature, I look at this clip and remember, these are grown adults.

[@Bendo-Studio]

I will

[@kaisa-sabinehamilton7161]

They're 20 something, soup is like 23 and smii7y 25 I think. They're not that old

[@lonestarwolfentertainment7184]

@@kaisa-sabinehamilton7161holy fuck they’re in my age group! I’m not used to KZbinrs being close to my age.

[@bromptonspade3162]

Smii7y is literally the Brian of this group "I'm just here to ruin everyone's day"-Smii7y

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Not true he helped Soup win a race

[@ignaciocambero9314]

yeah... but he's funnier than brian

[@robertthompson6352]

2:57

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

@@ignaciocambero9314 debatable at times.

[@doanliem2458]

@@DirectorOfChaos9292 tbh if u watch the whole stream if i was smiit7y i would help him too cause the whole gang beside grizzy bully him

[@laeirel2886]

everyone bullying soup was the funniest part about the whole thing

[@saltymeister1631]

Ah yes, the session in which chat developed an unhealthy gambling addiction. Good times

[@AbrIckWaII]

I don't know what you mean by that...🤣

[@Voltsization]

i think i just over estimated smii7y's sweat level this stream tbh. kept betting like 1st or 2nd lmao

[@AstroVanilla]

Developed? I already had one!

[@knitkk]

I was there!!! And I gambled!

[@AstroVanilla]

@@knitkk for shame

[@MysticTheUnicorn]

Green Shells actually have this mechanism called “smart bouncing” where the game *purposely* makes it bounce off a wall in the perfect way to hit someone. I’m pretty sure it has to happen in a set radius though, which is why you can sometimes miss them. Idk, I only know of the smart bouncing and that’s it lol

[@XChurch20]

15:24 grizzy’s “fck you” sounded so personal 😂😂😂

[@IHadANameOnce]

FINALLY, HE'S RUINING OTHER PEOPLES DAYS AND NOT HIS OWN. Thats a win in my book

[@guitarded2010]

7:05. Just close your eyes and relax to the calming vibes.

[@GhostSxnpai]

Somehow whenever anyone is playing with any member of the goons, shit just gets crazy in the discord This is the first time I've ever heard smii7y curse this much and I love it

[@Wadi2004]

12:57 as a historian, this actually triggers me. Hilarious video though XD

[@Blueninja-hj7qk]

Yeah I was like this a little off but well let it slide considering they're drunk.

[@AirKonditioning]

@@Blueninja-hj7qk I’m pretty sure that he says it’s triggering him because they were talking about WWI trenches. But when soup was talking about how the Italians were a part of the axis powers which was only during WWII. It wasn’t because of insensitivity or anything. And if I’m wrong and that’s not why he’s triggered then I wouldn’t mind being told otherwise.

[@Wadi2004]

@@AirKonditioning nope your right. that's why it triggers me (in a funny way though) Also, the Italians swapped sides at the end of ww2 as well. Hence why the Germans bombed their....fleet. sorry. Going on a history rant lol 🤣

[@dangerguy9561]

If you were a historian, you would also know Italy was siding with Germany for one half of the world war, then swapped sides after. Thus meaning Italy was a central power, an axis power, and part of the allies.

[@Wadi2004]

@@dangerguy9561 ok. A: although part of the triple alliance, Italy remained neutral until declaring war in 1915 against Germany so I think you are on about ww2. B: 1 year in a 4 year war isn't half, C:....it's just a joke. Take it with a pinch of salt.

[@sourpunch_kidz4824]

17:31 GRIZZY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT AT THE LAST SECOND

[@eee7937]

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you a tale of alliances and betrayal, epic battles filled with utter chaos and destruction yet with small patches of civility and philosophy. Please enjoy this episode of Mario Kart shown through the eyes of Smithers Milk Bag.

[@A1d3]

Every time smii7y uploaded my day just gets better.

[@damb1858]

5:57 I love how Mr/Ms Editor put "if you like furries" when Droid said "or you like furries." Probably to mess with Smii7y 6:55 A solid minute of just Mario Kart things

[@GetDougDimmadomed]

I repeated that sentence about a dozen times, and it def. sounds like an "if".

[@subtopr3dz742]

4:25 Smii7y and soup complaining about the map is golden 😂

[@dominicanemperor28]

Old subreddit name of hydro homies is water n words (the one ending in a) Edit: It puts a smile on my face that SMii7Y knows about WW1, and Soup talks about the Axis powers but Italy was part of the Allies in WW1.

[@PurpleNChill]

I miss the old uncensored content, so this was nice to play to the more og audience / adults. Thank you for uploading this wonderful video! 💜

[@ethan2008-]

the best part of this video is just smii7y and soup going back and forth the entire time

[@CursedTR]

10:02 I swear that “ARE YOU-“ gets me every time I replay it

[@imgonnagetyelledat]

23:10 soup low key sounds like he's crying here 🤣

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

SMii7Y at the beginning of the video be like "What seems to be the officer, problem?"

[@blipblop_stop3069]

22:34 The breath leaving soups body

[@string55]

16:30 That's pretty rich coming from the guy who sounds like Elmo when he laughs hard enough.

[@Bendo-Studio]

Roasted

[@Potatoesslayofc]

Goddamn 😭😭😭😭

[@shadow-zzone]

17:36 Soup sounds like : WHY WERENT YOU AT ELF PRACTICE! WHAT?!

[@akeu754]

16:15 "how do i spell this?" i love smii7y's editor

[@ajb4230]

6:22 this entire race is worth the video

[@har8183]

Honestly I’m amazed how funny this group is. It seems impossible for such chaotic energy to result in something so hilarious

[@benvitali344]

I love how he said he was getting another beer , then his mii bent down 🤣🤣

[@obamachadjr4509]

This had to be hands down one of the greatest smii7y plus videos we’ve had in a while

[@noahjester8471]

5:38 I see that a bit of Therussianbadger brushed off onto Smi7ty 🤣

[@milespoteat7679]

Has anyone made a compilation of all the different times the others just yell "Smitty" throughout all his collab videos because that would be hilarious

[@JixxyJax]

This is the hardest I've laughed in awhile, this video was so chaotic.

[@BenTGN]

Alternate title: Mario Kart but everyone's just here to ruin Soup's day

[@AarPlays]

7:44 the irony of not subtitling puffer saying "fuck subtitling that I don't know what the fuck is going on"

[@serenaserene7541]

18:09 puffers perfectly cut scream 😂🤣

[@njtotto9611]

20:30 funniest part

[@galaxygoatzilla4587]

3:11 That perfectly cut scream. 😂

[@Bendo-Studio]

lol

[@dimitrismpouloumpasis8854]

NA-

[@SuperTrooper5796]

10:54 Soup really had it out for you, Smii7y!

[@Sunny24247]

1:46 is the most funniest thing I’ve ever seen 😂

[@aSceene]

10:46 the quick "ay watch out"

[@pieterhofkens7259]

Subtext Lime - Soup Cyan - Puffer White - Smitty Purple - Grizzy Red - Droid (me think) Darkblue - Pezzy (me think)

[@averytheaxolotl5689]

I love seeing the decent Soup and Smii7y make as they get more and more wasted

[@tylerrose3633]

Scorpion: "GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!" The entire theater: 6:25. Edit: Smii7y isn't goated with the sauce, he's goated with the swaws. Edit 2: Alternate title: *Mario Kart but my friends make me an alcoholic*

[@dylancarroll2614]

10:47 when the bomb was in the middle of exploding an ad just popped up

[@subtopr3dz742]

19:02 Soup getting wrecked 😂

[@_shadow8957]

This video is a month old and I'm still coming back to it. May be my favorite video smitty ever uploaded

[@Xenon527]

2yrs now, don't forget to keep Watching!

[@_shadow8957]

@@Xenon527 haven't watched smitty in a faaaat min

[@l2mloyalty929]

"I'm taking this whole race to court"- Droid 2022

[@shwilliam2522]

18:45 Soup is doing Phunix’s Honks, the multiverse is converging

[@borabahea626]

super villain laugh at 20:17

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

I love that in the stream, Smitty had everyone gambling on what place he’d finish in each race, _me included_

[@mattthedimensionator4115]

really bcs if you guessed 6th or 5th everytime you good

[@Jchmcom]

7:24 That poor dude getting red shelled then bombed. I fucking spit soda all over my keyboard.

[@fjffhv5329]

8:06 Ay what up my nice friend

[@TheWorldsLargestOven]

"Nice" uses the /ī/ sound while the other "ni word" uses the /ɪ/ sound

[@SuperCocaCoIaGamer]

Ay what up my nickorama

[@boboffical3004]

Ay what up my n-

[@lucasrivalsi6820]

I hope his name is Nigel

[@lucasrivalsi6820]

If you go to the VOD you can see that Grizzy doesn’t say the word

[@zacharytoth217]

This was probably one of the funniest vids I’ve seen in a good minute smitty n soup together are so funny

[@1amsc0ot3r7]

I just started Moon Knight yesterday and I was so happy that I could understand that reference at 6:32 xD

[@Rebel2Sociaty]

13:16 Although I didn't _see_ you win the race, I'm inclined to believe that you _did_ due to your assertion on the matter.

[@noahmackey8299]

when you put her clothes back on 20:11

[@DJ_Bacca]

12:56 sorry but I must comment out of history nerd law. Italy during World War One was a member of the entente/the allies, fighting against the central powers ie germany, Austria Hungary and the Ottoman Empire. Now if the joke was around World War Two, that comment/ joke would be correct. This has been the history nerd segment of my existence. I shall now retreat back into the basement.

[@noxel99]

on behalf of the rest of the history nerds out there including myself, i thank you for your service.

[@MORENO35292]

Thank you for doing that before thousands of other history nerd melted their brains.

[@thecamocampaindude5167]

I have also come out to do the same

[@soyyouknow3513]

Been a long while since I laughed this hard to a youtube vid and im only halfway trough. Thanks smii7y for yet another banger

[@ethanhale2853]

6:50 ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ashDaHomie]

Soup and Smii7ys chemistry is like a radioactive toilet😂

[@bamhurgermeat1038]

8:20 my guy was in x1.5 speed

[@sticksnsjja8056]

Thats all folks 16:15

[@ljd-sav9678]

18:02 When I have move out of my mom’s house and live on my own

[@kittiesluvyou465]

6:39 is when my Moon Knight hyperfixation took my brain out and was like "NO WAY, SMII7Y HAS SEEN MOON KNIGHT TOO?!" I immediately had to pause the video and have an entire conversation with myself about some sort of 'What If' scenario in which Jake and Marc teach Steven how to play Mario Kart. Am I sane? Absolutely not and I'm proud of it!

[@michelleozawa7173]

The chaos that ensues in Mario Kart is fucking PALPABLE. Doesn’t matter who plays, friendships become an afterthought every session.

[@Wangmaster4029]

23:10 *"SMII7Y!* WHY WOULD YOU DO that to me ʷʰʸ...?" :(

[@Zoroark_Master]

They should do battle mode (where you’re encouraged to hit each other) just for the pure chaos.

[@YNGKe3n]

I'm always so bored of youtube but when I see a smii7y video I'm hyped

[@YTNightmareYT]

Bro I just watched one of your old Mario kart vids. Thanks for predicting what video I wanted to see somehow. Also my smiley face is cooler

[@duckofsins1845]

21:00 tasty! 🍿🦆

[@jacobdelay2605]

10:34 boy that yoshi look more indigo than purple. I would know, i have a gamecube controller that is indigo and the colors match up quite nicely to each other.

[@imtiazbi1112]

🤓

[@jasonburkholder3872]

YESSSSSSS, I needed something good to watch

[@DemOnAca]

Slay

[@Xplr42]

Dude same

[@ancientdwarf7009]

22:20 Droid got last lmao

[@madhatter3614]

Smii7y videos always pull the laughs from me for sure, but this? One of the few I almost felt the need to pause and catch my breath on. Definitely a banger

[@Comic-_SansTOS]

I'm honestly surprised that no one has said "Mother Puffer". It be a funny substitute and would just make Puffer mad [and it gets good when someone is mad]

[@chloelnd]

Honestly, if you've gotten bad news, rewatching smii7y videos fixes your mood. Take it from me. Trust.