Mario Kart Wii - All Retro Tracks DISTORTED

[@leebydeeby]

1/say:"The person who created this"; 2/say:"My theory is that"; 3/repeat:1;

[@ajhan101]

A Mechanical Leviathan my theory is that the guy was on LSD and figured it would be a good idea to do this

[@Lealdo]

4/say:"was very bored...";

[@groovefallsdown]

Wait, I don't get it?

[@confusedcaptain350]

That sentence that took Troy like 9 years so finish was so anti climatic xD

[@Metagross31]

which one do you mean?

[@komodo4141]

15:29

[@confusedcaptain350]

Metagross31 15:20 - 17:10

[@joannejackson7514]

Confused Captain welcome to the year 2027.

[@confusedcaptain350]

Riley Jackson lol what

[@Zaptimon]

The person who created this

[@Zaptimon]

Shoutouts to TWD98 amiright

[@flakyy_ow]

Ni

[@Muffinmurdurer]

my theory is that

[@choaaaa]

The person who created this

[@harry_page]

tHeRe's a mUshRoOm pAd thEre

[@codystone9402]

I've been playing mario kart wii since 2010 and I had no idea there were boxes behind that pillar on peach beach

[@mattwalsh7853]

High Caliber Garbage Same

[@lucasraimo1082]

Ive played for two days and I know

[@teatimeteatime4311]

High Caliber Garbage same too but I started at 2012

[@groovefallsdown]

Dude, I played for 13 years and I knew just this minute lmao

[@groovefallsdown]

Wait, why was i stupid? I mean 11 years!

[@harry_page]

Here's my theory: the person who created this, and you could find info about that in the description... The person who created... these tracks. My theory- ohh my gosh. I can't get over that, I have to go to the side. This is too funny, this is the funniest thing ever. That's not even off-road right there. But anyway, the person who created this, my-my theory is- ohhh-kay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sorry, I'm in shock. The person who created this... Oh ye, the things are way up there, all the fire pillars, all the piranhas are out of reach. There's a mushroom pad there. You know it's wild when there's a mushroom pad, like Maple Treeway. The person. Who created this. I'm gonna finish this sentence, I promise guys. Maybe, we'll see. I'm going backwards, I can't figure out where to go. The person who _breaks down_ created this! My theory is they made all the wii tracks, okay? Your ability to finish a sentence is very impressive, you must be very proud.

[@たける-r8d]

@harys_john if you think what he said is impressive just look at what you typed

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

That’s some dedication right there LUL

[@harry_page]

Looking back, why on earth did I take the time to type all that xD

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

harys_john - because you wanted to do something amazing 😂😂

[@literallyafrog367]

Star Wars reference

[@TWD98]

I still have nightmares of MC3...

[@jamomkw]

TWD98 I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!!!😄❤

[@kadens]

Birdo is you nemeses

[@Anthcny2]

Don't worry. Call mommy if you cant sleep !

[@jaredludlow3531]

Troy, what is the goomba diet?

[@frostyv171]

Lol I tried it... Me too

[@FlaminFunky]

40 minutes of Troy **grabs popcorn**

[@2neutrino]

*grabs copporn*

[@CLHGaming]

Haha ikr😂

[@AP-fl2mg]

Flamin' Funky I ran out of popcorn

[@jelliie.382]

Flamin' Funky lol

[@eboone]

39 of those minutes were spent saying *the person who created this*

[@equilibrium8144]

24:05 lmao the CPUs know the secret...

[@MayroSMM]

Well, Peach Gardens made me genuinely dizzy. Regardless, that was certainly an experience lol

[@hewwo9264]

MayroSMM same

[@RedstoneJam]

wHos waTChIng ThiS IN 2020

[@kahuza]

@@RedstoneJam WhY wOuLd AnYoNe CaRe?

[@AM_007]

@@RedstoneJam wHos waTChIng ThiS IN 2021

[@mickytherat8020]

@@AM_007 whos watching this in August Like if you agree Edit:thanks for all the likes

[@stanthedemon1263]

15:21-16:21 Man says "the person who created this" and "my theory is" for *1 whole minute*

[@LilyBilly225]

Hattless Mario t h a n k y o u

[@Larboga]

It took him at least a minute to say what comes after “the person who created this”

[@adalydebest9152]

Always remember this guy's: When someone gets a Blooper it slows down the CPU'S quite a bit, so it's fine when doing a GP I guess Also, number of BAM Shock Dodges in this video: 1 19:43

[@adrianchavarriar]

Adaly Debest sd

[@digitgod7213]

Jar media?

[@adalydebest9152]

Adrian Chavarria sd what

[@yayababatoto]

*Guys *CPUs The punctuNATION is at it again

[@ilyich7567]

does gp stand for gay porn

[@thatkaratekid310]

30:50 Wait what why is Wario all the way out there? 😂

[@Erikvd18]

18:15 what is Waluigi doing there?

[@codystone9402]

Attack of the lightweight monster trucks! 25:44

[@dovebin]

*L I G H T W E I G H T M O N S T E R T R U C K S* *sad tiny titan noises*

[@ManOfTheHour1023]

Now play them on Mirror Mode

[@a2h4o6]

And do them blindfolded

[@NapNup41]

@@a2h4o6 and with tilt controls

[@kawaiisauce]

Oooooooooo

[@familjenbergman6785]

AND 99999cc

[@EpicBub]

On automatic boss controller

[@CostelloAidan]

When Troy uploads at 2 eastern instead of 3 🙏🏽

[@CLHGaming]

Wow, these 40+ minute vids are great. Keep this up👍

[@bodiebloore5823]

lol someone said in the last vid about how he liked the sort clips and now someone is saying he likes the long vids

[@FlaminFunky]

MK Freak ?

[@bodiebloore5823]

hi

[@CLHGaming]

MK Freak lol, believe it or not that was me! I like both types

[@FlaminFunky]

CLH Gaming I also said something about the short clips

[@opong12]

4:16 The Ultimate Being Kars Has arrived

[@Wallis_2001]

He's beautiful Who? *The person who created this*

[@markdizon9718]

“We can come back” *two seconds later* “Let’s do this shortcut that will definitely mess up my score”

[@jadejacobs2221]

ALRIGHT THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THAT UP AT AROUND 5:50 WOW I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE REMEMBERED THAT.

[@joeycrotts2254]

30:54 Look at Wario on the mini map!!!

[@Bisudo]

2:06 oh no it's gonna start... Deserve my like after this hitting combo

[@MKWKezer]

The item boxes on rPB, mind blown... Time to play MKW again

[@TWD98]

haha I knew some people wouldn't know!

[@Nao-ll7su]

MKWKezer where were you lol

[@CoolHilcieni]

Rpb?

[@Yoshilover68Nintendo]

retro peach beach

[@KasheYan15]

Dude the falling into the abyss with that garden music was hilarious 😂

[@jacobrocket1734]

31:35 you missed a main checkpoint on the turn you used the star on so the checkpoint at the finish line wasn't able to load

[@DVal-bl7hm]

11:53 "Okay. It looks like... I just got screwed over hard for starting the race in first place." lol

[@KevinVG207]

👍

[@jensvanbon1149]

KevinVG207 hi Kevin is was just done watching your lets make a custom struck serie I really enjoyed it👍🏻

[@adalydebest9152]

👍👌👍👌

[@Amy-si8gq]

This had 69 likes and I didn't want to like it because that would be evil

[@Jasmine11112]

👎

[@jared_s2]

ok. if somebody asked me what it's like to be TOOO drunk. i would start that distorted waluigi stadium and hand them the wii mote and tell them not to crash.

[@TWD98]

lmao!

[@mariachrzski18]

Some of those tilted tracks really gave me a headache watching!

[@oddlypoppin]

your videos help me through my anxiety attacks thanks so much

[@akumayoxiruma]

I love the amount of Bayonetta OST representation in this sound pack. 😁

[@fpgmatthew]

I absolutely LOVE that I can still learn new things about the game even in 2018 (Peach Beach item boxes) Well don’t Troy, love the vids as usual

[@thatkaratekid310]

Delfino Square? More like Toyfino Square! And lets not forget Toy-ser Castle N64 (Not very kid-friendly...)

[@stirlingbennett8155]

Here are all the race timestamps: GCN Peach Beach: 0.51 DS Yoshi Falls: 2.40 SNES Ghost Valley 2: 4.09 N64 Mario Raceway: 5.35 N64 Sherbet Land: 8.09 GBA Shy Guy Beach: 10.31 DS Delfino Square: 11.55 GCN Waluigi Stadium: 15.16 DS Desert Hills: 18.35 GBA Bowser Castle 3: 21.30 N64 DK Jungle Parkway: 24.51 GCN Mario Circuit: 28.08 SNES Mario Circuit 3: 30.50 DS Peach Gardens: 34.29 GCN DK Mountain: 37.47 N64 Bowsers Castle: 40.30

[@NotJaydenix]

i saw the mushroom on mario raceway in the thumbnail and wondered if i was on them

[@datenshiluka]

JKAR03 why would you be there

[@flipkips1175]

JKAR03 X-FILES in a nutshell

[@jessbian3385]

720-P he meant like “on mushrooms” as in the drugs

[@evevoli]

funky slowly falling into an abyss while peaceful happy music plays is a big mood

[@bluemonkeygamer3510]

Anyone else notice Dry Bowser got a total of 24 points

[@igotmemes_]

this video was so great, there should be a best moments compilation of these distorded tracks!

[@saulserrano2657]

Did anyone notice that birdo was using the dolfin dasher

[@NapNup41]

@@2till12 he just misspelled dolphin big deal

[@louisaharkness9769]

lightning in delfino square just ends up making it look like you've zoomed the camera out and it's fantastic

[@twistedturk5708]

The primary focus of this video isn’t the insane tracks, oh no no; the true focus of this video is the narrative created with a godlike Birdo cpu high on opioids vs Funky Kong. In a clutch victory, FK takes the win.

[@EpicBub]

Ha ha

[@gamingskier645]

6:42 Troy: oh almost didn’t get my lap count Me: my brain is going to explode

[@williamstadtlander204]

I really want to see a video of all of the cool short cuts you can do on these tracks.

[@burgerbonkerqueenmsp9761]

SO MUCH TROY TO WATCH AND LOVE!!!!!

[@MrSherbertSnapper]

Over 40 minutes of Troy. Yum

[@zarasazealan5173]

I didn’t expect the tracks to get any more distorted the Wii tracks

[@worcestershirey]

These need to be added to CTGP

[@GaelLazerYT]

That was the best MKWii Video ever plus Birdo was insanely pro at this like OMG

[@maskwali]

how do you get custom tracks like so Troy can see

[@heyglocc]

11:20 PFFFFFFFT IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@cadenkat]

0:26 “ *HIT OR MISS, I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS* ”

[@Trumpophone7]

Ninjakins Plays U missed the time stamp by one second lol

[@KartingKoopa]

I like how tracks are still playable at a 70 degree angle

[@thatkaratekid310]

I think I might have Chain-Chomp nightmares after this

[@crow1535]

I think the downscaled ones are the best, by far. They're just so cute and tiny! The tilting is ok when it's more like N64 BC, not so much mario circuit 3. The ones that are stretched up are just super funny to look at.

[@ninj2434]

Was that beach bowl galaxy music?

[@doorico8577]

Shieldsy Shields oh I thought it was loop de loop

[@applemacintoshguya1138]

Love the Chain-Chomp on Peach Gardens!

[@carloscastro1192]

Notice me!!!!

[@elitekhaos9200]

YliDiktaattori 666 I’ll help you out by giving you a like

[@LeilaBunny27]

YliDiktaattori 666 sempai?

[@EpicBub]

Found you

[@carloscastro1192]

Bub Playz No idea why I commented that

[@EpicBub]

@@carloscastro1192 me neither but you got 26 likes and I like it hee hee hee

[@pengiunanimatorguy]

20:40 *just when all hope was lost...* *HE SNEAKS BEHIND THE PYRAMID!...* *...AND HITS THE PYRAMID!*

[@Marshall.R]

Shoutouts to KenBone

[@drybonesgaming7774]

Congrats to Wario for being quite the formidable opponent on BC3

[@equilibrium8144]

Roses are red violets are blue I got this in my notifications and so did you

[@contentdeleted1621]

equilibrium 814 ...? NO! STOP LYING!

[@superstargames9908]

I didn't because I just hit the bell

[@unnameablename]

Lol I love how you changed the losing music to the 999 theme. It sorta fits.

[@aarondahl1181]

Wow troy gets wrecked by cpus

[@lucasraimo1082]

Never thought I'd see it

[@logan-ninja7495]

Well it only took 11 years to notice those item boxes on peach beach, thanks for showing us.

[@thatkaratekid310]

Dam Birdo and her Dolphin Dasher

[@HadesTachyon]

if anyone is asking...Ds desert hills music was sand ruins from sonic riders btw

[@elitekhaos9200]

Troy I remember back in like 2010-2014 I was like a huge fanboy of you and I would literally spend hours on mkwii online wfc trying to find you but I never did😢 Edit: also I wasn’t subscribed up until recently on this account because I kinda forgot about it

[@nicolasfrossard4315]

Elite Khaos What was the point of this comment

[@elitekhaos9200]

The BoSS I wanted to share some of my childhood

[@zingini52]

I did that, c_c

[@elitekhaos9200]

IAmWillSoYeah Boi I was so young back then

[@elitekhaos9200]

I also have so many Troy miis the oldest one I named tray >_

[@jamomkw]

Great Video As Always Troy!!!!!!!!!!!!😄

[@elitekhaos9200]

Troy do you have any social media?

[@Numb_Knot]

Elite Khaos he has a twitter

[@elitekhaos9200]

Numb Knot thank you what is the handle

[@Numb_Knot]

@TroyWD98

[@elitekhaos9200]

Numb Knot got it, thank you so much

[@DiamondFire]

some one is using grammer on the internet RUN

[@JalenGee]

Yay he continued the funky kong dance at the end! 😆

[@broder3294]

THE MUSIC IN THE TRACKS... SOOO UNFITTING

[@doorico8577]

Broder The Hedgehog like big blue in Mario Raceway. But loop de loop galaxy fit with shy Guy beach

[@doorico8577]

Beach bowl*

[@yaboi6851]

was expecting the congratulations ceremony to be somehow screwed up too

[@emg2262]

B’M Shock dodge! (Understanders will understand)

[@MattTheCommenter]

Bam Shock Dodge (spellers know how to spell)

[@doorico8577]

i peed myself. dont tell anyone twit lol

[@robertsotolongo9461]

23:16 Troy: This is my track did you mean "this is my swamp" lol

[@Aidlo44]

Birdo What A God

[@yourboikermit5074]

DK Jungle Parkway and Peach Gardens look the coolest in my opinion.

[@joehawkes6559]

Matt 😏

[@dolphinhatface9766]

Loving these long videos

[@kt.c.]

I wonder if anyone watched the 45 minute video🤔

[@FlaminFunky]

l_•LooT- Blazinite•_l Why Do You Type Everything Like This

[@connor9568]

l_•LooT- Blazinite•_l You Don't Need To Type Like This

[@nicolasfrossard4315]

l_•LooT- Blazinite•_l You Look Stupid Writing Like This

[@EvsPersonal]

We All Look Stupid Writing Like This

[@goinkosu]

He Edited The Comment So We All Look Delusional

[@queensophia8708]

Yes! I love this series!! Do you think you could try to do distorted custom tracks if there are any?

[@colonelsanders347]

First

[@michaellyga4726]

Congrats on actually getting first.

[@elitekhaos9200]

Michael Lyga I saw you on another mkwii vid

[@link.2239]

Who cares

[@michaellyga4726]

At least he isn't lying.

[@datpurpleguy6849]

“I’m the god of Mario Super Sluggers” - Funky Kong. So true tho 😂

[@KesterStudios]

Ive been waiting for this

[@khalifabdul-samaad877]

"The person that created this" part sounded like Spongebob repeatedly saying I knew this guy, then he finished with saying I knew this guy's cousin

[@evan-et6gh]

i love your videos :D also the longer the better!

[@tuxinatux]

Twd98 Love The videos I really love them :D You have made me stay with yo man for years

[@funkycreeper2005]

0:25. I guess they never miss (huh)?

[@omicra6874]

You gotta boyfriend

[@nacuot4282]

YES! SO EXCITED! Also Wow Peach Beach those cataquacks are vicious

[@creeperslayerftw]

troy: who gon check me boo? birdo: 👁 👄 👁

[@brunomcleod]

14:03 is so weird, because funky Kong looks like the right size, but the camera angle is weird!

[@lemmyxpro]

This Is One Of The Best Videos On Your Channel Lol

[@Muetzi]

39:18 feels so satisfying

[@sirgallot9175]

1:41 in gcn peach beach there are also item boxes near the start with the plaza

[@lemmyxpro]

36:12 - 36:25 I Died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The TC Is Making You Look Like You Are Guilty And It's Killing Me The More Its Stares Harder And Harder At You. + 36:19 It Starts Shaking With Rage And Explodes Because Of Anger.

[@pengiunanimatorguy]

15:21 *THE PERSON WHO CREATED THIS*

[@mr.derpyface558]

Delfino Square = Google Maps Streetview

[@zadz1854]

All ready at 90k congrats

[@DaGoof120]

bro that rivalry you had with birdo was hilarious

[@stanz47]

40 minutes of troy suffering to Pucci's retro tracks? Yes please!