Mario's Head Collection (HD)

For some reason all cutscenes for Mario Teaches Typing on KZbin are crappy quality so here you go an HD version.

[@goofiusmcpringle5855]

3:22 "oh no, i've fallen, and i cant get up!... That was my impression of an american advertisement."

[@stevenalconwyrick2066]

Memes aside, I actually really like this version of Mario. He just radiates so much positive energy, and that combined with Charles having the time of his life tells me this - Mario always believed in you, he still believes in you, and he will never stop believing in you. It’s just so wholesome!

[@missangelpirateprincesspea7263]

I can easily tell Charles Martinet had a huge blast recording all these lines

[@missangelpirateprincesspea7263]

2:31 especially this one!

[@missangelpirateprincesspea7263]

3:13 and this one

[@DistantDeadWorlds]

He is a pleasant man. So much fun. He doesn’t just record, they do live headset recording way before current VR stuff. You can see his VR evens throughout KZbin.

[@Angie2343]

He is still amazing!

[@kapzduke]

1:37 ransomware viruses be like

[@saintsheepy6682]

2:33 I was always wondering where that SFX was after seeing so many YTPs with it. 🤣

[@derekstuffzplus]

Mario Plane

[@pastelstarchild4833]

Now I finally know where SMG4 gets all his Mario quotes lol

[@agilortiz21]

I knew i would find something SMG4 related

[@male_07378]

But Expect For The “PINGAS” Meme

[@EireProductions]

"Are your fingers getting tired? Mine would be by now... if I had any." This guy tells it like it is.

[@Chad_McRad]

my favorite line is "hey im hungry, do you got any food?" at 1:24

[@xri0tt]

i actually love how he gets awkwardly close to the screen

[@UnsettledSoldier]

Hey ima thirsty. You got something to drinky?

[@fran5678can]

Mario's representation of a video game is the best.

[@malahondajere8433]

It was PP pretty good if we can go even faster

[@malahondajere8433]

It was pretty good if we can go even faster

[@malahondajere8433]

Next lesson

[@malahondajere8433]

It was pretty good if we can go even faster next lesson

[@maskolino3533]

*WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS*

[@iranildocordeiro4421]

4:43

[@reference4774]

scary!

[@FnafNumberblocks]

Mario 64 hazy maze cave

[@boristheteethguyproduction8469]

2:31 I’m going to fly for you.

[@EdsboOfficial]

EEEEEEEUUUUUUUNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@NintendoPlayer307]

3 reasons why you’re here: 1: YTP 2: SMG4 3: SFM & GMOD Animators

[@CyanEight]

came here because nostalgia

[@UnsettledSoldier]

I came here for Mario

[@PrideEepy64]

Especially The YTP

[@sanichuuu]

somecallmejohnny brought me here

[@leofox1418]

6:24 okie dokie get ready to move your fingers

[@orangekameleon7779]

FINGORS.

[@derekstuffzplus]

Get Ready To Move Your Pringles

[@MarkGotlib-fp5rm]

Get ready to move your penis

[@maxplayzTV]

DONT SAY IT CHAT

[@Winterdoors2]

3:41 *Mario leaves*

[@vyuk545]

1:17 princess!

[@castielvelasquez5227]

1:17

[@DiamondNoobie]

@@castielvelasquez5227 What -_-

[@leftymanpopp]

&

[@peanutfrogy9087]

0:45 why did his voice go so high

[@missangelpirateprincesspea7263]

"Hello! It's me, Mario! Thank you for starting me up!" "Hoo hoo! Hello! It's me, Mario! And I'm-a want to thank you for choosing Mario Teaches Typing. I know you're gonna be a great typist. Hmm hmm." "Hey, what are you doing upside-down anyway? What's-a matter for you? Oh, wait a minute... Hmm... Oh, it's me, sorry. Heehee!" "I'm-a going to fly for you. Mmmmmph. Mmmmmmmph. Mmmmmmmmph. Mmmmmmmph KK! Ow! ... I hit my nose." "Okey-dokey. Let's do the next advance song." "Can I sing a song for you? When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore; when an eel lunges out, and he takes a bite of your snout, that's a moray! Get it? The moray eel? Heeheeheeheehee! I said-a funny!" "I'm-a bet you can't do this! WHEEEEEEEEEE! Ahahaha!" "When I kiss the Princess, I'm-a get lightheaded. Hee!" "Have you seen the Princess? Princess! Hmm." "Hey! Are you ready to Mariocise? Okey-dokey. You do just like Mario, OK? One... Very good! Two... And three! Wheeeeee! Oh. Sorry. That's hard for you, but easy for me. You know why? Ahhh-I ain't got no BO-DY-ee! Get it? No body? Heeheeheeheehee! Eeheeheehee! Wheeee haha!" "Hey, who's that behind you? Made you look! Made you look! Heeheehee!" "Oh, boy, finally! I'm-a get to move on the ground! Here we go! Movin' on the ground, movin' on the ground! Hee hee hee hee! Hey, where'd everybody go? Oh, there you are! Hahaha!" "You're fantastic! I know you're going to be a great typist one day." "Oh no! I'm-a fallen, and I can't-a get up! That is my impression of American advertising! Thank you very much! Thank you! Thank you!" "Hmm... Oh! Nice computer you've got here. Can I have it?" "Look, I'm a video game. Pong...pong pong...pong pong...pong... Thank you very much, thank you, thank you." "Uh-oh. That wasn't quite as-a fast as the last time. Hmm... Are your fingers getting tired? Mine would be by now...if I had any! Hehehehehe!" "Hey, can you tell me what the back of my head looks like? Oops! I'm-a disappeared for a minute. Hey, why are you upside-down? Oh, sorry. Heeheehee! It was me." "That was fantastic! See you next time! Okay, bye-bye! ... Peekaboo!" "Hey, you got a good joke for Mario?" "My nose-a feels-a funny against this screen. Hmm." "Have you seen Luigi? Hmm." "Thanks for choosing Mario Teaches Typing. By Nintendo, and Interplay." "Have you seen the Princess? PRINCESS! Hmm, I'm can't find her." "Say, I'm-a thirsty. You got something to drink-y?" "Hey, I'm-a hungry. Have you got any food?" "Hey, wait a minute. Where's all my furniture? Hey, somebody must've brought a moving van in here! Hmm." "Oh, boy! That-a makes me so happy, I'm-a lightheaded! Wee!" "Oh, boy, look at that keyboard! I'll bet you're going to learn how to type on it! Heehee!" "Hey, I got something in my eye. Can you help me get it out?" "Hmm, Mario's Smash and Dash." "Mario's Wet World Challenge." "Ooh! Mario's Tunnel of Doom! Very scary!" "Oh, look! It's-a Mario's Expert Express!" "Oh, look! Hmm... It's Mario's Expert Express! I bet you're an expert too." "Oh, you're doing great!" "Ooh! You're getting faster. Keep it up." "Look, I don't got no tonsils! Aah..." "Hoo hoo! I always want to type." "Hoo hoo! You're getting better with each lesson." "Oh, boy! That was a tough lesson! But I bet, if we do it again, it's-a gonna be easier!" "Hmm... Guess what time it is? It's time for you to type! Let's do this!" "Hey, Luigi! It's-a time for you to try!" "Hello there, are you ready to type? Good! Then let's go." "Hey, are you ready to type? Good." "So, you want to type, eh? Well, there's no better time than now. Go for it." "If you ready, go for it." "Okey-dokey! I'm-a ready to run!" "Okey-dokey! Begin typing now!" "Okey-dokey! Get ready to move your fingers!" "Hey, that was pretty good. But I know you can do even better." "Hey, that was pretty good. Let's see if we can go even faster next lesson, eh?" "Okey-dokey. It's time to type now, so go for it." "That was great! Want to try again?" "Uh-oh! That wasn't as fast as last time. Let's try again, okay?" "Uh-oh, we slipped a little bit. Now let's get back in there and try real hard to get better, eh?" "Hey, don't leave me alone. Hey, where is everybody? Come back!" "Get ready to show those rock heads what you can do!" "Okey-dokey, it's time to type now, so go for it." "Hmm, you have a nice PC here. Hmm, very nice. Hmm, nice keyboard too." "Hey! Anybody got a diving board?" "Hey! I wonder if there's a hidden treasure down there?" "Ooh! I can swim very fast when someone is chasing me!" "Welcome to the outside world. You going to be typing one letter at a time. I know you can do it." "Welcome to the intermediate level. You going to be typing whole words now. Hoo hoo!" "Okey-dokey. Now we go to advanced level. Watch out for falling rocks! Heeheehee, scary!" "On your mark...get set...go!" "Typing is fun. Try it!" "I'm-a look better when I standing still. Hmm!" "Oh! That's the file menu. Hmm." "Oooh! That's-a the student's menu." "That's-a the lesson's menu." The above text is from the Super Mario Wiki and is available under a Creative Commons license. Attribution must be provided through a list of authors or a link back to the original article. Source: www.mariowiki.com/Mario's_face

[@Winterdoors2]

2:02 Look I don’t have tontle

[@cricketpines8356]

When Charles Martinet used his “generic” Mario voice with a stereotypical Italian accent on the Mario “Head”. But Mario himself was Walker Boone, until 1996 with the release of Super Mario 64.

[@Angie2343]

Has Walker played Super Mario 64?

[@JuniorNitro]

Y'all sleeping on Mario singing "Just A Gigolo" while making the nobody pun.

[@MasterCreator1998]

0:08 😲😲😲

[@zachsmith3]

I don’t know why they thought of him being a head but it’s so funny 2:31 ima gonna fly for you

[@slinkydog64sml26]

3:13 Mario Screaming

[@flemingwoodmansee8317]

I ain't got no body!!!!!!

[@12KTOYOTA]

the first ever vtuber

[@danneyx2023]

MARIOS TUNNEL OF DOOM!

[@Winterdoors2]

3:44 Peek a boo

[@Angie2343]

Fun fact: The sound on that cuts out on the syllable 'boo'.

[@Steve_1035]

Its super sad hearing this now....

[@Unoriginal_Fox]

4:27 Huh. Never seen that one before.

[@mostrico0728]

hi

[@mrblackpfp]

2:31

[@jharanc]

Ssssssssss Brother

[@Angie2343]

FUN FACT: Originally the script called for the lines to instead be things like "you failed". Charles requested to change it.

[@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden]

Charles also didn’t want to say no to the players, children would always hear no from them.

[@Angie2343]

@@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden Exactly.

[@Winterdoors2]

0:00 Hmm smash in the dash

[@TwisterTH]

You have our thanks for this beautiful HD collection.

[@cricketpines8356]

Mario’s early years had Charles Martinet’s generic Mario voice.

[@Angie2343]

At least it's him.

[@jeank1d]

3:13 just a gigolo

[@GoudLoodje]

"That is my impression of American advertising" *yes*

[@Winterdoors2]

0:07 Ooo

[@stuckinthoughts]

Oh you so good you got-a mario confused

[@user-sf2xk7sr8c]

1:02 made you look. -mario 'didn't look.'

[@sushi6top]

Idc this mario is very cute

[@lizardguyNA]

Mario is the original Vtuber.

[@kiwikanba856]

Hey I got a-something in my eye, can you help me get it out? -_- *0_0*

[@jacobhayes3385]

Thanks for everything Charles Martinet, we wish you the best of luck in your future

[@PizzaPieOverlord]

*HOLY FRICK THANK YOU!*

[@tr-caledioscope7988]

You're welcome!

[@robbiewalker2831]

@@tr-caledioscope7988 Will you make a new version with scenes from the original Mario Teaches Typing? Example: "Thank you for choosing Mario Teaches Typing, from Nintendo and Interplay"

[@Moviesxp]

Mr Krabs: YOU ARE GONNA PAINT THE KRUSTY KRAB FROM TOP TO BOTTOM

[@chelseawhite2260]

Wow

[@chelseawhite2260]

Mario

[@carl_the_]

0:00 another name for leaving after the ummmm the uhhh ummm errr uhhhh ummmm the... you know?

[@GuestyWasTaken]

Movin on the ground movin on the ground

[@leebart20]

The only dislike is from wario

[@mercedesnavarro9048]

Now are 20 dislikes

[@courtallison98]

Wario: Have A Rotten Day!

[@ivoreategui781]

And Bowser put also his Dislike.

[@ThomasandCraigoftheCreekStudio]

6:43 Oki-Doki! I’m-a ready to run!

[@windows10_4]

Video Game 2:09

[@DeevDaRabbit]

I'm gonna try interpolating this with AI and see how it fairs. None of that 60FPS crap, I'm gonna settle with 30.

[@vertz1515]

It may work pretty good with actual 3D renders (and time)

[@3DJerome3D]

(2:08) OH LOOK i m a vid cam bung bung bung bung bung thank you very much thank you thank you

[@supaplayer1044]

When Mario actually gets a Creepypasta game.

[@REALrileyishere]

5:57 we indeed did sleep a little bit

[@mariolandmaker370]

Mario is gonna fly for you

[@Mike-77-YT]

Interplay: Okay Charles, we don't really have any specific lines for these cutscenes, so just do the best you can, ok? Charles: Okie-dokie!

[@Angie2343]

That's exactly what happened!

[@Angie2343]

This is the SAME voice that Charles uses for Mario today.

[@n4m4k0.m4a]

At 6:35, here's the part when Mario says "die" instead of "dive".

[@flemingwoodmansee8317]

Type.

[@flemingwoodmansee8317]

He looks high. Damn, he's smoking!

[@LSkipperGamer]

Ngl i watched this yesterday and when it said “Oh look at that keyboard” i had just brought out my keyboard a half second before he said it

[@maxplayzTV]

2:33 That one fly in the middle of the night

[@railfanmaximstill7279]

7:15 "Okie Dokie Get ready to move your Pingas" SMG4 used this phrase quite commonly.

[@Golddude64]

Well it’s finger but cut off

[@hollykirk1466]

His classic line are actually: ITS A ME MARIO!!!! LUIGI! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH

[@timchamberlin1779]

Italians are funny

[@Flamemorph]

mario has no tonsils

[@flemingwoodmansee8317]

Mario show you fun! I heard of these.

[@kuni2330]

Man the second game feels so sanitized compared to the first. Only the song and the "light headed" line really stand out, meanwhile MTT1 is completely unhinged and has banger line one after another.

[@Cunninghamily]

1:39

[@KingOfHearts709]

i havent seen this since i was 13 years old and the one thing that reminded me of its existence was jacksfilms

[@mariogames168]

This is how is started before the smg4 Mario became a thing.

[@VivisCorner]

I am Italian and I confirm that we Italians speak this way

[@XKCU2003]

3:58 When The Moon Meets Your Eye

[@cartoon-nw1vh]

2:31 3:22 3:55 4:16 4:56 6:03 6:09

[@danieldario37]

00:10

[@SketchDrop]

thanks but can we have it in order?

[@Winterdoors2]

3:17 Nobody? hehehe

[@mihaiadrianradu1254]

The OoOoOOoOoo got me💀💀💀💀💀

[@RylanMoffitt]

Her dad: What are your intentions with my daughter? Me: 0:00

[@shodaishisa]

Roo no

[@fussanchez2716]

ahahah oh noo

[@sdelgado7691]

I go to class at 7:45 hehe get it commits a part of the vid

[@MennaAhmed-zz2zi]

Lol this is so funny 😂😂😂

[@gaelgheo3416]

4:43 watch out for falling drops!

[@ArchAngel900]

Smash and what?! I know he said smash and bash but I it sounded like smash and pashhh

[@owjunwaimoe1724]

3:18 Mario Head Laugh

[@Wmei64]

I have fallen and I can’t get up XD

[@suzannebishop7767]

ok fine

[@CookieLP0]

uuuuuhhhhh-Uuuhhhhhhh-UUUHHHH-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Angie2343]

Hey TR-Caledioscope, aren't there head clips from this game's sequel too?

[@stephaniekrebs8983]

Its still funny to this day

[@Kyle-ix2wx]

Ok thanks

[@shwetunlin]

mario just looking at my soul

[@Kyle-ix2wx]

Enjoy ☺️

[@riftshredder5438]

It was because of these games that Nintendo put the floating Mario head in 64 lol

[@Angie2343]

And cast Charles.

[@riftshredder5438]

@@Angie2343 yep

[@Angie2343]

@@riftshredder5438 And he could never be happier. Just like Jaleel White on voicing Sonic.

[@themarianobrosshow2961]

ASMR

[@LordXenoPS135]

0:11 ooooo very scary

[@iamjob702]

Mario head collection (1999)

[@MeiClover]

This is older than ‘99.

[@josaicmosaic]

1:45 me after i remember to take my pills

[@danneyx2023]

1:17

[@LeoFedoseev]

2:33 italian air force

[@ethanseye-anautisticlife8175]

6:10 7:02 7:50

[@ludegardjunior7859]

STOP BITCH

[@christopherbritt321]

OkiE doKeY , BeGIn tYpInG NOW

[@erikkawyatt]

2:10 pong pong pong pong pong pong

[@Kyle-ix2wx]

Hungry

[@ohrobloxpizzatoks7979]

Why chicken cross play ground to get to other slide