Mark Gets The VIP Treatment

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[@zacharylee3857]

Omg of course marks signature line “im not even that good of a youtuber” 😂😂😂😂

[@W3lle]

Markiplier: also literally 2nd biggest American KZbinr

[@IngenFunktion]

Who's the biggest? I am so bad at where everyone is from lol

[@W3lle]

@@IngenFunktion hmm I guess it depends on what you’d consider a ‘KZbinr’. MrBeast and DudePerfect are the only two above him you might consider, but DP isn’t really a ‘youtuber’

[@W3lle]

@@IngenFunktion the list right now 1. MrBeast 2. DudePerfect 3. Markiplier 4. Sssniperwolf 5. Dream 6. Brent Rivera 7. ZHC 8. Smosh 9. Collin’s Key 10. James Charles 11. Mark Rober 12. Ninja

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@W3lle I’ve never even heard of him

[@novaava]

0:35 I'm with Wade: if I get to the airport less than 2 hours before my departure time I internally freak out.

[@striderdavid]

Agree! When Bob was like, 45 minutes, that's fine, I thought, Oh God, no! Probably because I only fly every couple years and my brain is permanently stuck in post-9/11 intense security mode.

[@Coll__n]

Literally same. I've almost exclusively traveled for school trips though, so it's a lot of people to get through security and 2 hours before the flight is the best time to get there. Even if I were traveling by myself or something I would probably get to the airport 2 hours early.

[@mangoyeah9663]

For me it's about three hours if I don't get to the airport 3 hours before my flight and I'm not at the gate at least an hour and a half two hours before my flight

[@dflaming1371]

My parents always took us on great vacations, but he always wanted early flights, like 5 or 6 am, to be there 2 or 3 hours early, and we were 40 minutes away. Waking up at midnight to 2am when we were all packed up sucked, but that's the only downside to what they did for us

[@sugarskullbyte3773]

yeah im one of those weirdos who goes through customs along with the tumbleweeds and I'd sit by my gate for the two hours before my flight

[@Lil_Yuri]

Secondhand social anxiety: activated.

[@30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91]

Sammmeeee

[@tinabean4278]

2:25 You shouldn't feel like an asshole. TSA actually has a service we provide called TSA Cares where we escort people from the outside of the building to their gate, and we let jump ahead. The majorityyyyyyy of them are disabled, though. So yeah, you probably either looked like: A: an asshole B: a high risk criminal C: OH look it's Markiplier!

[@zeilke5361]

Well as both In Space With Markiplier and A Heist with Markiplier have proven. He is the msot dangerous criminal ever.

[@tinabean4278]

@@zeilke5361 So true! 😆

[@marissalovesart]

I have had this service both before and after I was wheelchair bound. It does make you feel weird in front of other people but it is nice. Most of the times it was because I was flying alone with young kids or someone noticed my husband was in the military. The people doing the service are always so nice and love to talk smack about what airlines suck.

[@loading...8512]

You forgot D: all of the above

[@InfestationPony]

"You know, one of these three!"

[@sophianicole513]

Mark and bob: "45 mins thats do-able" Wade, the smart one: "I like to go with 2.5 hours but whatever"

[@rgcountdown]

I have raging anxiety and I show up barely 45 minutes before my flight most times.

[@fleshytheskinlemon]

I usually get there around 2 hours early, for my not large airport, if its bigger I give myself more time haha

[@GaijinCreature]

We live differently

[@onetruekismet3569]

I’m with Wade

[@yuugael4010]

My parents got angry at me for being 2 hours early arriving at the airport They said I should be 3 hours early, I mean I was 3 hours early until theres an accident on the road and they blamed me instead saying I should have account for that

[@natrosenquist]

The people who deserve VIP service the most are those who think they don't deserve or need it. Enjoy the luxury, Mark, you deserve it.

[@ZUnknownFox]

Mark got the VIP treatment and still tipped his driver. That is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

[@cla1rity]

Mark is an Onlyfans celebrity. Imagine someone shouting in the airport: "I LOVE YOUR ONLYFANS CONTENT!" And everyone just turns their head and stares at Mark 😂

[@axyz2721]

Am I the only one who plays Distractible on repeat when gaming and what not? I've listened to each episode at least 3 times. lol

[@sepnyte9422]

Me and Bob's fridge. I could listen to that on loop and still cry laughing.

[@zeldagamerrox]

I listen to it when I do spreadsheets. My coworkers think I'm a total nut bar, giggling at excel.

[@battleoncat]

Sasme here

[@Isabel-jb8dy]

I do while I cochet

[@AngelinaSkylove_719]

You're not alone 😄

[@SlicedTrack3]

This absolutely needs to get animated by the usual people who animate stuff like this for you

[@rumdiculous7990]

Mark always seems so surprised and vaguely horrified that he's famous and gets wealthy person treatment. XD

[@NamelessAidan]

Kinda makes sense since to my understanding he grew up in a middle/lower middle income family. Though tbd most people quickly get into a sort of entitled mindset when they come into a lot of money. It seems like Mark has avoided that which is nice. Of course keeping in mind that viewers can never really know what someone is like irl.

[@lizziefirkey6385]

I like to imagine the guy that led Mark later googled him, subscribed, and watched this video.

[@dead_soul6832]

Mark apologizing to everyone Fans: Mark is so humble People: ......uh

[@BlackironEzekiel]

I'd say Mark deserves VIP treatment. He's gone through so much in his life and he gives us even more joy and respect than I even thought possible.

[@ellapelekai4782]

I often forget Mark is from the Midwest and this to me is Midwest nice, apologizing for being told by airport employees its okay to cut in front and that you are important. This doesn't surprise me in the least Mark is a humble king

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

No?????

[@Vermouth_19]

GG to the artist who made the thumbnail 😂😂

[@memmylovesaidey]

mark looks so good in this wtaf

[@viclociraptortheoneandonly2264]

“And then I tipped him” I CANNOT-

[@Kikkia2018]

me spending 2 hours at the airport even with TSA pre-check

[@gamebotsonline]

lost it at "Alright, I make 520 an hour"

[@DilliganGames]

I like the idea that that's not how things are supposed to work but this dude was just a fan

[@craig6915]

They did the ghost stare and he re-enacted it😱😂

[@thelegendoflivz]

Mark, Paul Rudd came to my local airport once and he boarded like a completely normal person and even ate at one of the terminal restaurants. 😂

[@Amradye]

Mark is the precious cinnamon roll that stepped into the world of the rich and famous, ultra privileged society. I’m glad they took care of him. 😅

[@landonletterman831]

"....he goes to that back door with all the signs that are all like _'NO ENTRY,'_ *_'YOU MAY NOT ENTER HERE, YOU WILL NOT ALLOWED'_* and he goes - boop - boop - boop - boop - boop - boop - on the keypad, scans his pass and he's like, *'COME ON IN'!"* * me in that same position, especially the way Mark tells the story * "This feels like a story that's going to end with, *'AND THAT WAS HOW HE **_DIED'!"_*

[@landonletterman831]

3:28 - 3:34 Me in the same position: *"YEP! **_THIS IS HOW I DIE!!!!"_*

[@CLC-1000]

Mark should get VIP everytime. He deserves nothing less. 👍

[@anophoria]

i need this one animated

[@CantroDK]

Thinking of protecting Marks identity is hilarious, seen as he is so open to fans, and always seen as nice.

[@katiesnightlife7998]

I know I got on a plane by myself as a kid and just kept being assigned security guards or a new hostess I had to get on three planes to get whares I was going. And one of the airports there was a delay so they took me to something called a sky zone Which is apparently like a kids playroom at an airport And it straight up blew my mind they let me play video games and gave me cookies I didn't want to leave

[@mranderson2215]

That feeling of importance when you don’t want it, is one of the worst things

[@meepersgobeepers]

his humble beginnings are showing

[@vandliszt]

Working at Disney is difficult. They don’t allow smoking on PROPERTY so unfortunately smoking Mickey is not a sight I see.

[@crazedcatlady867]

This would be me if I were at all note worthy, just having a mental break down and apologizing incessantly 😂

[@edgar882]

I had a similar experience at universal studios. My family had this American express vip pass thing. You get a tour guide and get to walk around sets but you get some pass to skip all queues on the rides. When we were shown how to use them the guide walked us to the biggest ride there went to the disabled queue and pushed past people in wheelchairs and very ill children getting us the front....as English people we felt very uncomfortable skipping queues let alone pushing what felt like make a wish kids out the way

[@TheYTGamingdrama]

Mark reminds me, if Keanu Reeves was Korean

[@th3crypt1d]

I gotta get there early. I need at least an hour of time at my gate. I need to feel comfortable enough with my arrival time to walk around and check out any food or stores nearby, and still be able to just sit at the gate and decompress for a while.

[@shadowninjach1634]

I was at Disney land and had a panic attack cause my dumb ass decided to go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride with a phobia of the ocean. I thought I would be fine and we were on a school choir trip so I didn't want to let my friends down by not wanting to go on the ride. anyways, I had a panic attack, so we had to find my teacher since I needed to get medication to help me calm down. our choir teacher (who was supposed to carry all medications at all times) apparently forgot my meds at the hotel. So she had to take me out of the park, and the staff escorted us on a golf cart through the back tunnels or whatever. I don't remember a whole lot of it, but it was such a surreal experience being back there.

[@yanivrubin4166]

45 minutes? You kidding? Where I'm from you need to go to the airport like 4 hours in advance lol

[@kathrynjames6151]

I've been behind gates in disney before when I got to perform with my highschool marching band. Don't remember much of it because I was sick and out of it at the time, but the treatment was similar to what mark went through with TSA.

[@safaiaryu12]

45 minutes before the flight?! 😱😱😱 I'm like Wade - two hours MINIMUM. Especially for a really big airport!! Boarding starts 30 minutes before a flight, and getting through security is way more often long and slow than it's not. And then you have to make your way through the airport to the gate! I've never been to LAX (that I remember), but DFW... Atlanta... O'Hare... JFK... all the big airports take time to get through. 😫 I mean, obviously not in THIS case, but he's talking like 45 minutes is normal for him...

[@alexandriaivers1993]

I started watching this WHILE SITTING AT LAX! Wish me a safe flight 😅

[@thereaper7342]

this would be an amazing animation story

[@doodledearest7148]

I work airfield management and I’m so numb to driving and dodging planes it’s funny to hear people excited lol

[@coffeegirl18]

Honestly just occasionally accept the VIP treatment Mark. I mean you had to make your flight for sure to get back to work more essentially. People here (Canada) have that express clearance to get through TSA so just view it as a fast track when you're having to get back quickly. I'm definitely getting that express clearance thing for flights if I need to fly back and forth a lot (potentially to LA but more likely Toronto to Vancouver and back.)

[@noam242]

I had a family member that worked for an airline so whenever I flew with her we never waited in lines, we would get to the gate within 5 minutes of arriving.

[@WYD28]

This story was wild from start to finish. You followed some random dude to the backrooms and then went inside his car on the tarmac!? Did you know you were being kidnapped?? I thought it would be one of those buggies they use to tow the bags but an actual car!? I cant even. I hope this gets animated.

[@KingRaidd]

"Markiplier drop off center" Drop ya markipliers off here!! Drop em off!!

[@goose1114]

It always surprises me how funny bob it, he is, without debate the funniest distractibler

[@ethanchoate9566]

"I'm not a very good youtuber." Markiplier

[@thenightranger4253]

also most likely the car would have been a cadillac that's the most common vehicle in vip escorts.

[@thewilly_does_stuff]

listened to this while getting out of a pool

[@WickerSecurityCaptain5404]

When you pay 100m and you get this treatment

[@AugmentedGravity]

He’s too humble to be lissan al gaib therefore he is lissan al gaib

[@DanteLevelsUp]

Wade and Bob, need to trade voices lol. When Bob talks I always picture Wade and vise versa. Great show you guys 🥳

[@kilobytecache6192]

Make Way for the King!

[@alexpotter9073]

Oh I've had this sort of thing the first ever flight I took with my sisters (were were all under 15 maybe ) there was this lady who walked us to this room for kids riding alone on planes it was weird we got driven like literally to our plane and the nice lady made sure we got on. It was the first time on a plane and having to deal with all of that so I was distracted because I was tired and utterly confused because the adult got lost at one point It really freaked me out as a 9-10 year old

[@SJ._]

Since check in closes 30mins before domestic flights and getting to your terminal may take 20min walk or a 2min train that only runs every 5mins, 45mins is a definite NOPE.

[@kalevipoeg6916]

That's pretty insightful into how they move "known entities" through the airports - interesting! Of course, unless someone is REALLY world famous like, I don't know, suppose Paul McCartney is there or something, or Tom Hanks or whatever - the REALITY is that I honestly don't think anyone will notice or pay attention to you in that setting - and the reason I say that is because when you are in the airport, waiting in line, HOPING to get to your gate in time, the LAST thing on your mind is "I wonder what youtuber I might see in line - maybe I can say hi" - like, I've NEVER had that thought enter my head. I don't even LOOK at the faces of the people around me, honestly - I'll just look at the line in general and maybe at the back of the person in front of me but I'm never looking at FACES - so the reality is, I would recognize Mark online, sure - if I'm sitting in a Starbucks and he comes in and sits right across from me and says Hi, I might do a double take but think "nah, probably just a guy who looks like him" - because, you know, the setting is weird and you don't EXPECT to see that person from online right there in front of you - but in an AIRPORT? Man, I don't care if Bill Clinton just did backflips down the hall right by me, I don't care, I'm ALWAYS running late and I'd say "weird, but I need to get my f'ing flight"- and like 98% of other people are pretty much in the same mode. So. I kind of feel like that whole secret way around thing is 100% unnecessary for all but the most massive movie stars.

[@kaceygarey7139]

When will you bring the longer videos back

[@ThanuG15]

It's the korean (asian) in him that tells him he doesn't deserve it. And the german says he doesn't need it.

[@Phosdamoss]

When ever my family travels by plane we show up like 3-4 hours before boarding so we can stretch our legs eat breakfast and buy lots of snacks to shove into our carry-ons 😂😂

[@markdavid_21]

I wonder if Mark ever gets swarmed at the Airport or any public place for that matter.

[@ashleymorris1747]

Probably thought he was Keanu Reeves lmao

[@sqoonspring7851]

I love this thumbnail!

[@e-pearlm]

even I think what he said happened was unsesesarry

[@darkmyro]

Markiplier has like 25million subscribers. "Im not a big KZbinr" Me flabbergasted: mark your one of the biggest let's play channels, you've been on tv, people associate you with the platform, I've seen some people call your fans a cult, I mean it's great to be humble, but like you're a pretty famous KZbinr, maybe not the most famous, but your famous enough.

[@SB-yh3vd]

Oh, shit, you're the person who totally cut ahead of me in Atlanta! 😛

[@catbuddy1028]

Are there two spaces in the title???

[@mosstdev]

I need to be there at least half an hour to an hour before boarding begins, so like an hour and a half to 2hours before the flight lol😂

[@The_Program2404]

Mark looks more like keeanu reeves every day

[@GamesforCykits]

XD this is great I love these

[@BioNichole1]

Seeing an odd amount of comments about “Spotify only now”, and it’s…it’s really not, you guys! They’ve still been regularly posting on Apple Podcast, this episode here and also “Our Firsts”, this past Monday’s episode, are on there. There’s just no video, and so far I haven’t felt it a massive loss. They’ll often describe for the non-video viewers what’s happening when something visual occurs.

[@JMulvy]

Although i doubt any of them would accept; Mark, Bob, Wade, Jack, Ethan, Tyler... etc. They can all cut in front of me at the airport and I will FIGHT anyone behind me who complains.

[@LilBabySprite]

xD I just listened to this ep

[@Lita1]

LOL funny Distractable I liked this Podcast video clip yes!!!!👍😅

[@wildingice2565]

NOT MARKIPLIER GETTING GREY HAIRS IN HIS HAIR AND BEARD! HOW OLD AM I?!?!

[@WESHALLPIE]

That was great

[@gss5.1]

Meanwhile I get flight delays and a bunch of unlucky shit getting the life treatment 💀

[@onetruekismet3569]

I absolutely hate attention. I don’t even try KZbin or anything because I dont want it to take off. So I would be the same… “oh god… no don’t do this to me… no I don’t want to cut” I get it Mark you are not alone.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

I mean, it was just 1 guy anyone else was just minding his or her own business

[@macxythegamer]

Markiplier? That KZbinr? Pfff YEAH RIGHT!

[@xenithfreelancer]

Petition to call Distractokens "Distractibills" instead (Pardon that's next episode)

[@IceFire_eyes_7891]

If you think about stuff like this can make it pretty dangerous because you could be kidnapped if you aren't aware and like making sure you're not blindly following someone... Like seriously Mark didn't know what was happening, he didn't know exactly where he was going at some points, like that seems dangerous.

[@iRedFox]

Markiplier is my role model

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

2:20 you didn’t look like yourself when you were there

[@veresdavid2002]

What's Mark's movie called ?

[@ashleyr6809]

Nobody knows yet.

[@Really-Know]

I bet people were watching and questioning if he was Keanu Reaves.

[@obiesenpai3869]

mark is like a celebrity that doesn't really want to be treated like a celelbrity and whenever he gets special treatment he begs to be treated like a normal person. it is pretty wholesome

[@sarmegwantwatchmovie]

Man's got six ovens and probably still eats on paper plates

[@redwillow311]

​@@sarmegwantwatchmovie He eats with his fingers on paper towels! 🤣

[@Mono_Entertainment]

Mark is just the youtube version of Keanu Reeves

[@NIX-FLIX]

@@Aona_Music what if he needs to microwave them

[@stitchlover4381]

Like Keanu Reeves

[@mikkurzhal7390]

I think if I saw Mark in TSA I'd sit there silently trying to decide whether to acknowledge him by shouting that I like his KZbin channel or embarrass him further by saying I love his OnlyFans

[@dead_soul6832]

😂😂😂 that would be hilarious

[@rhyscallinan5058]

Think I'd be too nervous to say anything. Don't want to mess up his day. I know he's a nice person, so I just wouldn't want to inconvenience him.

[@riverstein7251]

At any given opportunity, PLEASE reflect all of Mark’s chaos energy back at him

[@TarsonTalon]

"Hi Mark. Bye Mark."

[@cryptic2071]

I'd probably just stare awkwardly and then stutter badly if I worked up the courage to say anything

[@amusiclover7340]

Imagining him constantly apologizing to anything and everyone makes me laugh so hard 😂

[@cryptic2071]

It's terribly cute

[@EmmaBGames]

Mark, that is so cute; just begging like, "please, no, no, I not special, I didn't know I didn't sign up for this..." this is not how celebrities get around, it's how employees and some professionals get around when they're gonna be late. 😆

[@michaeledmunds7056]

And also celebrities

[@christinabikoff5573]

This is literally true. While I was in Orlando, I overslept I was terrified. I was going to miss my flight, so I called ahead and had the same thing happen. I am nobody, but I didn’t have someone taking me around they just took me to the area and said you know go from here, so knowing I was running late, I bolted. I had all my luggage, my carry-on purse I was wearing Mickey crocs. My hair was all over the place. I had the make up I slept in the night before. I was a hot mess, and when I turned around to see if my husband Was keeping up, I slammed into someone! I looked down and it was an old man! I started freaking out asking if he was OK and then he started laughing. He helped me up and I thought I had just killed someone so I kept apologizing and I should’ve known by the laugh. It was Christopher Lloyd, he asked me if I was OK I said yes and I was more worried about him, and he said he was fine. And then after he stop laughing, he said this was the funniest thing that it happened to them all day! He was very nice.

[@ActuatedGear]

Great Scott!

[@christinabikoff5573]

@@ActuatedGear that’s what I should have said instead of screaming that I just killed an old man! 1.21 Gigawatts!!!

[@ActuatedGear]

@@christinabikoff5573 This is heavy.

[@water13girl]

@@ActuatedGear Is there something wrong with the earth’s gravitational pull in the future?

[@potato1674]

and then everybody clapped

[@karu6653]

Tbh the guy who had to drive you was prolly having a great day, since he got to do something that wasn't as monotonous and the person he was catering to wasn't an arsehole

[@blackraven7399]

"Damn Southwest guys always come in hot!" Mark and his friends, along with most normal people dont get it, but us Avgeeks, we get it. For those who dont get it, Southwest pilots taxi their 737s at ungodly fast speeds

[@Kaymeleon]

They will GET you there lmao facts

[@yestheriverknows4542]

i’ve only ever flown southwest, thought it was normal that the slow down after landing feels like you’re about to die

[@Luigimaestro]

@@yestheriverknows4542no… I don’t think thats normal

[@rayMan-007]

Markiplier shall be served

[@YetiMakesYouLulz]

This happened to me on accident for free once? I was transferring through an airport in NYC (laguardia I think? Idr) and I was desperately rushing to get to my gate, and my bag opens and some of my clothes spills out. I burst into tears putting them away, knowing I couldn't make it now. A random stewardess saw me and asked if I needed help. I just kind of blurted out what was happening and she was like "that's one of my flights, hold on" and she gets on the radio while she just guides me into one of those "DO NOT ENTER" doors. It was like, just a weird concrete hallway all while she's saying like "we don't usually do this, but..." and ill be damned if she didn't get me there in time 😂 it all happened so fast

[@ThatGuy-c]

Awesome lady

[@ashersutton690]

I'm just imagining mark in a fetal position in the car feeling bad for cutting

[@tinabean4278]

I feel like I would recognize Mark, Bob, or Wade instantly if they ever came through my airport, but we aren't allowed to make a big issue about that kind of thing.

[@kaseycoffeebean2580]

I'd make an audible gasp along with my soul leaving my body, my entire town knows who they are so it'd be a bug group of people just piling in to see him

[@RoMayDrako]

Just trust the people escorting you. It's helping them more then it's helping you. Plus sometimes the whole escort experience gives an employee a break from the chaos that probably is his job.

[@YogsenForfoth]

Mark constantly reminds me of why I like him so much. What a wholesome guy.

[@TacComControl]

Mark: "No please don't" Concierge guy: "No, it's cool, I dig it. Besides, later on, I get to tell ALL MY FRIENDS... that I got to get in a car... with Ryan Higa. Here's your gate, sir."

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

Who?

[@jayteetornado]

BRO 💀💀

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@jayteetornado who is that? Riyan higa?

[@b4ttl3f0xbh5]

a good friend of the past. @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

[@ActualAshCam]

​@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Ryan Higa was a skit KZbinr earlier on in KZbin, on his channel, Nigahiga. He's not really active on that channel anymore, but he still uploads sometimes on his other channels.