Simon: 'Battlefield Earth' Mark: 'Have you seen the directors cut' Simon: 'Of course not'
@lukedoyle27703 жыл бұрын
Green Street absolutely did have one redeeming feature- Charlie Hunnam’s accent was fucking hilarious
@jasrust2 жыл бұрын
'He's not a fackin' journo!'
@AJARyan-yn2uv9 жыл бұрын
But the worst movie I actually have seen is The Legend of the Titanic, a movie so disrespectful that it blatantly states at the beginning that nobody was killed the night the ship sunk. It also has a plot where the main character obtains the ability to talk to animals because one of her tears landed on a dolphin, who merged the tear with magic it somehow got from the moon.
@nifralo27528 жыл бұрын
+Andrew Ryan With a giant octopus saving everyone at the end?
@AJARyan-yn2uv8 жыл бұрын
Toad Lash Yep. That's the one.
@CJODell128 жыл бұрын
The sequel to this film (the one with the rapping dog and the Mexican mice) was actually LESS offensive and closer to the real story than the original
@thecinematicmind4 жыл бұрын
AJA Ryan1994 Agreed!
@TheEntity04 жыл бұрын
Guess I know what I'm doing tonight...
@kennethmccrindle697211 жыл бұрын
Revenge of the Fallen, Walked out of it atrocious
@raisedonpopcornwithgrant96703 жыл бұрын
“i know what you did last supper” is one of the funniest one-liners i have heard “snow dad’s better than no dad” is a close second
@lindateitelbaum133410 жыл бұрын
I'm relieved to hear Jack mentioned. Easily the worst movie I've ever seen. It is repugnant, vile misery porn which manages the hard task of being both utterly miserable and utterly preposterous. It has as much class and merit as an exploitation film, which it kind of is. A family film exploitation movie. Just the worst the I've ever seen.
@greengunner47495 жыл бұрын
I have a soft spot for Green Street I first saw it when I was 18 and I liked it.
@TheDriller-KillerАй бұрын
Didn't mind The Football Factory either. Can also recommend I. D. and The Firm (The original not the remake)
@TheValeyard9210 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they were allowed to say the word "baise" by the producers... particularly given that they were only allowed to say "Inglourious Basterds" once. I'm also surprised that nobody mentioned any of the thousands of those vile "parody" films like Epic Movie.
@VarietyVideoGamer7 жыл бұрын
TheValeyard92 The English public would not have taken nearly as much offense to the word "baise" as they would have "basterds (even if it is spelled incorrectly)" because "baise moi" isn't really known by anyone and British people wouldn't have known what "baise" meant anyway.
@TheValeyard927 жыл бұрын
VarietyVideoGamer Mmmm. I suppose that is true. Then again, there was another occasion where Mark was pretty coy about saying the word "quim", which is also something that not a lot of people would get.
@adriancronin533 Жыл бұрын
I think 'Baise' more readily translates as 'rape' rather than the f-bomb itself.
@bolshevi31874 жыл бұрын
cat in the hat - that film hurt
@martinmcniffe3 жыл бұрын
The only film I hate more than The Cat in the Hat is Foodfight.
@Anton-wk8lv6 ай бұрын
The person who suggested Bullers over Broadway needs a psychiatric evaluation.
@johncody64049 жыл бұрын
Dude Where's My Car. Oh dear
@MegaIkedog5 жыл бұрын
It's a pretty stupid film, but still funny!
@johncody64045 жыл бұрын
@@MegaIkedog To be fair, it's definitely not the worst, I think I just found it irritating as I have a friend who insists it's the best film in the world.
@rossprior4 жыл бұрын
Kermode sounds like Chris Morris here.
@livinginvancouverbc224710 жыл бұрын
"White Chicks" by the Wayans Brothers.
@calummacdonald61159 жыл бұрын
LivingInVancouverBC oh god, I'm still trying to exorcise that pile of crap from my fragile mind
@garysiddons21575 ай бұрын
One of the shittist films ever
@anthonybradley15554 жыл бұрын
they should do a small segment each week reviewing one or two classic movies to mix things up for example a movie celebrating an anniversary, but maybe its just me wanting to hear sex lives of the potato men being roasted once again.
@JackTonyMontorrence10 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's not the worst film ever, but if you narrow down the category to American popcorn comedies then Paul Blart:Mall Cop tops the list.
@themoops8115 жыл бұрын
Jaws 3D has a brilliant score
@WAAAAAAAAAAAY12 жыл бұрын
"Snow dad's better than no dad" :)
@josephgarvin399810 жыл бұрын
The Cell has one (1) redeeming feature - the costumes, by Eiko Ishioka.
@lennartmeyerstenfjeld947310 жыл бұрын
You don't think the costumes made The Cell even more pretentious and superficial than it already was?
@somberlight9 жыл бұрын
***** on the ending third? oh lord yes. still, the first scene in the kids head? made sense. not perfect sense, but enough sense to qualify as a redeeming feature. imo.
@cygil19 жыл бұрын
Joseph Garvin It rips off some rather good art by Damien Hirst. (I don't believed they paid him, though.)
@nicholasholder69257 жыл бұрын
The garbage pail kids movie is, by far, the worst movie I've ever seen.
@jimmypadilla34414 жыл бұрын
Certainly the ugliest movie I've ever seen
@blokey812 жыл бұрын
@badhead do you have any way of getting the Attack of the Clones review? I know we'll be treated to one of the 3D rerelease, but the more rants the better.
@squamish424412 жыл бұрын
The Expendables - absolutely horrendous unintentional parody of action films with old guys running around looking for their Depends.
@3george713 жыл бұрын
Someone please introduce Mark to 'The Room'. XD
@badhead12 жыл бұрын
they only started to do podcasts in 2005. Long after AOTC came out
@W00DSMAN9 жыл бұрын
The films of Richard Driscoll are truly the worst things anyone could ever see. I wont even name the films here as I don't wish anyone to investigate further. They are truly awful and they will kill a part of you.
@dontmakelemonade12 жыл бұрын
S.Darko enough said.
@EdPlays199710 жыл бұрын
When was this recorded?
@Jordannadroj206 ай бұрын
Couple years ago
@henman0911 жыл бұрын
The Room.
@jd89914 жыл бұрын
Some good choices
@LoN3wOlF5tudi0s8 жыл бұрын
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Santa With Muscles, Jurassic Park 3, Batman and Robin, Billy Madison.
@jd89914 жыл бұрын
Interesting choices
@UKNOWIT8813 жыл бұрын
The Cell? Really? Visually awesome
@christhomas92213 жыл бұрын
anyone else think green street is a british cult hit?
@Nathan-hk3dk2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaahahahahaahahaha
@Slowburn_-lk4oh Жыл бұрын
Your right but it was never gonna be a film critics like
@randomsamno911 жыл бұрын
A lot of these are pretty well known bad movies, if you really want to discover films with utterly no attempt at any merit have a look at some of the Cinema Snob reviews or even Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst. Some funny gems in those reviews but ultimately just an awful lot of dreadful straight to VHS kind of things.
@ChernovFan10011 жыл бұрын
So what ones have you seen? Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and Django Unchained are amazing. Jackie Brown is good, Death Proof sucked (apart from the awesome car crash scene in the middle) and Kill Bill was decent.
@TheHitherto13 жыл бұрын
I can't agree with Mark about Baise-Moi being "terrific", but I recently watched it a second time and it wasn't as completely unwatchable as I remember it. Glad to se Jack being brought up. That was truly an abomination. I kinda liked The Cell. Zero substance, but lots of nice things to look at. Several movies can't even get that right.
@dennett3168 жыл бұрын
A recent addition....The Boy. The ending "twist" had the entire audience laughing their heads off. It ruins all that came before it in the movie - and that was B level haunted doll shlock. Unbelievably, laughably terrible.
@DT-ml3hf Жыл бұрын
When I was visiting Indonesia, I came across a bootleg move titled Titanic 2. It was set 1000 yrs after the events of Titanic where they make a replica of the original ship, yet it looked like it still set in current day. It was all green screen and the actors all looked like former porn stars. I kept on thinking a raunchy sex scene was gonna break out but it was straight the whole way. Quite a remarkable piece of garbage lol
@lw3646 Жыл бұрын
The Haunting of Sharon Tate. Birdemic. The Exorcist II The Swarm Supergirl Mac and Me Sheena When Time Ran Out Anaconda Batman and Robin Freddy's Dead Leprechaun in Space Shakma The Wild West Halloween Resurrection I know who killed me The House of the Dead Red Tails Food fight The 5th Wave The Bye Bye Man
@undesirablenumber114 жыл бұрын
Did he just say "3D is alright"? :O
@Goochbot12 жыл бұрын
New Years Eve
@waynedoyle55846 жыл бұрын
" dirty grandpa " ....wtf ????.... de niro....WHY ????
@kennethmccrindle88863 жыл бұрын
Hellboy 2019 Highlander II Theatrical version Max Steel Gotti Jaws the Revenge Mac and Me Return to the Blue Lagoon United Passions (a movie so bad the Guardian called it Cinematic Excrement) Cats Superman IV the Quest for Peace Jack and Jill the two Grown Ups films 47 Ronin Inchon Bio Dome Jury Duty The Mummy with Tom Cruise The Emoji Movie
@Tisply253 жыл бұрын
You know what movie that people say is bad, but i really love? Steven Spielberg's 1941. Have you ever seen it?
@kennethmccrindle8886 Жыл бұрын
@@Tisply25 I have seen it and i really liked it. not quite Spielberg's worst, that honour goes to Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the crystal Skull
@EagleEyedViewer9611 жыл бұрын
Any Seltzerberg film or Keith Lemon: The Film.
@TheAsherLasher9 жыл бұрын
What no. do they talk about white chicks?
@DoncoEntAgain8 жыл бұрын
I saw a small Japanese film in 2014 that would absolutely fit the bill. It was called Why Don't You Play In Hell? and it is the worst film I've ever seen. Nonstop, mind-numbing violence made by people who wish they were Tarantino but clearly have no talent. It also has some of the most excruciating acting I've ever seen, with every character screaming at the top of their lungs right into the camera. An utterly miserable cinematic experience.
@silobandnj39672 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough the director of that film has made some really prestigious films like “suicide club” and “love exposure”
@thejoker01237 жыл бұрын
movie 43
@paulhudson5635 жыл бұрын
A list like this is down to opinion. If you don't agree, you are not putting it on the list. It's not your list
@suth298411 жыл бұрын
Battlefield Earth is without doubt the worst film ever made. As a Sci-Fi obsessed 13 year old, my older brother (who saw it before i did) described this film to me as " the kind of film that makes sci-fi fans ashamed of admitting to being a sci-fi fan"
@vorjay11 жыл бұрын
ps Wonder Showzen is lesser Trey Park and Matt Stone.
@samturver28809 жыл бұрын
*equestria
@bobleroe38597 жыл бұрын
Disney's The Black Hole. Dreadful.
@EuphrasieF12 жыл бұрын
Some scenes were a bit cheesy, and I imagine if you're British her accent sounded bad, but I wouldn't say it's the worst movie ever.
@StickyManMaxxx12 жыл бұрын
that film wit linsay lohan where she plays an american kid and an english kid. AWFUL
@halkitchen18387 жыл бұрын
Hobo with a Shotgun is my go-to answer for the worst film I've ever seen
@stephencampbell21153 жыл бұрын
I hated hobo with a shotgun it was just awful awful stuff
@Optics20243 жыл бұрын
Gladiator? Wow really? Whoever sent that in has terrible taste in terrible movies.
@nikosvault2 жыл бұрын
It's a guilty pleasure for sure. But it's still dressed up macho revenge porn.
@michellegermaine705110 жыл бұрын
The only film I walked out of was the Chronicles of Narnia: Price Caspian. Even the kids hated it. Rubbish. Worst film I watched at home was Solaris. Awful.
@AbbeyNO10 жыл бұрын
Grown Ups was horrible
@terratrema13 жыл бұрын
Attack of the Clones has Natalie Portman's bare midriff, so it's not a total waste. But close. I'd nominate muh-fuckin' Ali G in da House and Funny People. The only two movies I've ever walked out of. And I'll never, ever walk back in.
@FCD8444 жыл бұрын
Annoyingly if the film, the cell, had someone else, not j-lo, it would of been alright.
@VarietyVideoGamer7 жыл бұрын
Worst film I've ever seen is "bad grandpa". Nothing good about it at all.
@vorjay11 жыл бұрын
I said Trey Park and Matt Stone. Some of there work on South Park. Quest for Ratings, pray the gay away, You Have 0 Friends , oh and lets talk "With Apologies to Jessie Jackson" episode, etc. The Book of Mormon Team America World Police
@nlole6 жыл бұрын
The Last Jedi
@benkylo801510 жыл бұрын
Worst film ever goes to batman and Robin.
@somberlight9 жыл бұрын
Ben Hibburd that's light. they saved hitlers brain is worse
@AlexaExtraordinaire8 жыл бұрын
I walked out of Pirates Of The Caribbean, the first film. I hated every second of it and could barely endure 15 minutes of it until I stormed out of the theater. A bigger pile of smelling crap is hard to come by and I never want to see it again.
@gamleskalle15 жыл бұрын
U fail in life
@johnPaul-qn3dg11 жыл бұрын
Pirahna 3D Jesus I paid into see that total utter and utter crap, their is NOTHING redeeming in that film and they did spend a lot of money on it.
@ChernovFan10011 жыл бұрын
That zombie film set in the casino "Remains" was absolutely dire. The acting was genuinely god-awful. I think I enjoyed Rec 2 more than it and the teenagers in that film are unbelievably annoying.
@vorjay11 жыл бұрын
dude you called Pulp Fiction and The Book of Mormon garbage. You also choose a third rate program like Wonder Showzen over South Park. I bet you think it's better than Monty Python and This is Spinal Tap too. You are utterly failing!
@truBador210 жыл бұрын
Borat.
@somberlight9 жыл бұрын
truBador2 borat makes sense up to certain extent (awkward-porn), but if you want a bad one from that guy, i'd go with his Bruno. jeez.
@Sock12948 жыл бұрын
Battleship, total pointless drivel that no one ever asked for staring people who no one wanted to see act.
@TheDensley714 жыл бұрын
" Jaws 3 w2as alright, well, it was rubbish". This is the sort of thing I love Kermode for.
@TheGamanic12 жыл бұрын
Birdemic: Shock and Terror is without doubt the most utterly inept movie I have seen. It fails in every department; acting, script, direction, sound etc, it is just a horror.
@danieltester58978 жыл бұрын
Throwback to when Simon Mayo bothered to contribute to the discussion.
@venicebeachsportsnetwork66772 жыл бұрын
Is he lazy now?
@SecondQuantisation12 жыл бұрын
6:11 "Full frontal I'll give you". No Mark! My eyes, the goggles do nothing! Oh.... you mean the film.....
@newaccountforfilms12 жыл бұрын
Cool as Ice, Rebel without a cause remade for the 90's with Vanilla Ice starring.
@kennethmccrindle697211 жыл бұрын
Battlefield earth was the first film I ever walked out of
@heatrayzvideo300710 жыл бұрын
House of the Dead - the only film i walked out of, I could not take anymore!! Thankfully it was at a film festival so I just killed time till the next film. It may be bad form to mention a Troma movie but I married a Vampire - has no redeeming features!
@razaa0912 жыл бұрын
Gladiator was an amazing movie.
@vorjay11 жыл бұрын
no...actually I was referring to the way you referenced it. Crime satire and Black humor is what I was referring to. Goodfellas and Pulp fiction are A+ examples. Pulp Fiction takes the stories from the black mask magazine and other pulp magazines and the works of great crime films, The Killing(Kubrick), Breathless (Godard), Goodfellas (Scorsese), and turns it mixes it into a blender. The Boxer, The Dame, The briefcase, Drugs, and Redemption. If you can't appreciate it, that's your problem!
@EdPlays199710 жыл бұрын
I'm not the biggest fan of Gladiator but I wouldn't go as far to say that it had no redeeming features.
@textthing10 жыл бұрын
Still, I can't believe how much it's been over-praised. It is not even a good film.
@BigDaddyZakk42010 жыл бұрын
textthing I agree, I have no idea why so many people love it so much. I mean, i don't think it's not a *bad* film, but it's really not good either.
@PauLtus_B10 жыл бұрын
textthing I believe it's good, just good.
@Mardenski1009 жыл бұрын
The only issue I have with Gladiator is that it takes every aspect of historical fact and throws it all in the bin
@bevbo427 жыл бұрын
Mardenski P the thing is, it's a film, not a documentary
@blokey812 жыл бұрын
The only reason I rank Revenge of the Sith higher than Attack of the Clones was because whiny Skywalker finally gets boiled.
@neilevans82046 жыл бұрын
"Heaven's Gate". GET ON WITH IT!!!!!
@robertmcelwaine70246 жыл бұрын
Ok, here's one that I think it's safe to say has no redeeming features and earned itself a 0% score from critics on Rotten Tomatoes because it's that bad: Police Academy: Mission to Moscow.
@SuperThumpasaurus8 жыл бұрын
Troll 2, Manos Hands of Fate, Waterworld, Batman & Robin, and Battlefield Earth.
@MagnificentFiend7 жыл бұрын
SuperThumpasaurus _Waterworld_ is half a decent movie. The rest are too funny to be irredeemable.
@EuphrasieF12 жыл бұрын
The Nostril-Picker? Is that a real movie? Off to IMDB.
@stevemodeen14 жыл бұрын
Haha I enjoy his reviews more than half of the movies he is reviewing! Love the good doctor - LegEnd
@sebulon198511 жыл бұрын
The Last Airbender is the most poorly directed, inept major potion picture I've ever seen
@seamusburke6393 жыл бұрын
I remember one of the original storyboard artists from the show talked about how incompetent the framing of shots was, even without comparing it to the original show. Like that scene with the servant girl giving the foot massage! Did M. Night really need to "reveal" her as he did?? What was that about??
@thecinematicmind Жыл бұрын
Film Socialisme.
@luismgoncalves4 жыл бұрын
Well Little Man and Son of the mask come to mind, both horrible and nothing good about them really
@potterpotty015 жыл бұрын
micheal bay's.......fill in the blank
@Jimbo80127 жыл бұрын
Worst films I've ever seen are: Death Proof; xXx; Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen; Blair Witch Project; 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag; The Business; Run For Your Wife; Sex & The City; Batman & Robin; Gangster No. 1; Essex Boys; Nativity 3: Dude, Where's My Donkey? Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger Highlander 2: The Quickening; Highlander: The Source. None of these films have any redeeming features whatsoever.
@billymabum35143 жыл бұрын
The Blair which project is pretty good
@silobandnj39672 жыл бұрын
6:14 can someone write out the movie he is talking about I can’t understand the name or language …”bess maur”?
@videohits4ever4322 жыл бұрын
Baise-Moi a french film from 2000
@playthatfunkymusicrobot5 жыл бұрын
Movie 43. Jail for all involved
@UltRCharlesFoster6 жыл бұрын
The worst movie of all time is After Last Season.
@guitarreilly12 жыл бұрын
green street was a comedy i thought the accents were hilarious it should have had a laughter track every time frodo was on screen
@neilevans82046 жыл бұрын
"Love, Honor And Obey". Absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever!
@wozzywick9 күн бұрын
Attack of the Clones is one of my favourite Star Wars movies!
@jamesblames28 жыл бұрын
I walked out of The Cell as well..........and Boxing Helena was atrocious
@leumasnonnahs34812 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia critic needs to listen to Mark kermode
@billymabum351425 күн бұрын
Green street was brilliant
@KSRugby11 жыл бұрын
redeeming features of attack of the clones: Part of a bigger story? possibly with the clone troops joining the republic and palpatine's emergency powers (Though how he got them was an utter farce), and the obi-won vs jango fett fight on kamino was cool, but the horrible writing of the love story was cringing n insurmountable to me.