Mark Normand, Jessica Kirson, and the Diner Surprise | Something's Burning | S1 E16

Had to bring back this throwback episode from our storied run in NYC! If you see either of these two on the lineup, it’s guaranteed to be a brain-altering show. But if you see this dish on the menu, results may be hit or miss. Tune in to see if I can pull it off!
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Shakshuka
North African-Style Poached Eggs in Spicy Tomato Sauce
INGREDIENTS:
* 3 tablespoons (45ml) extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for drizzling
* 1 medium onion, thinly sliced
* 1 large red pepper (bell pepper for milder heat, or a hotter variety, such as red horned pepper, depending on your heat preference), stems, seeds, and ribs removed, thinly sliced
* 1 fresh small hot chili (such as jalapeño, serrano, or Fresno), stems, seeds, and ribs removed, thinly sliced
* 2 to 3 cloves garlic, thinly sliced
* 1 1/2 tablespoons (15g) sweet Hungarian or smoked Spanish paprika
* 2 teaspoons (8g) whole or ground cumin seed
* 1 (28-ounce; 800g) can whole peeled tomatoes, crushed by squeezing between your fingers or with a pastry blender (see note)
* Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
* Large handful minced cilantro, parsley, or a mix
* 6 eggs
* Sliced oil-cured black olives, feta cheese, or artichoke hearts, for serving (all optional)
STEPS:
1. Chop 1 medium onion, 1 red pepper
2. Crush 1 can whole tomatoes by hand
3. Thinly slice 2-3 cloves garlic
4. Heat 3 tablespoons olive oil in cast iron skillet over high heat until shimmering.
5. Add onion, red pepper, and chili and spread into an even layer. Cook, without moving, until vegetables on the bottom are deeply browned and beginning to char in spots, about 6 minutes. Stir and repeat. Continue to cook until vegetables are fully softened and spottily charred, about another 4 minutes.
6. Add garlic and cook, stirring, until softened and fragrant, about 30 seconds.
7. Add 1 1/2 tablespoons paprika and 2 teaspoons cumin and cook, stirring, until fragrant, about 30 seconds. Immediately add tomatoes and stir to combine (see note). Reduce heat to a bare simmer and simmer for 10 minutes, then season to taste with salt and pepper and stir in half of cilantro or parsley.
8. Using a large spoon, make a well near the perimeter of the pan and break an egg directly into it. Spoon a little sauce over edges of egg white to partially submerge and contain it, leaving yolk exposed. Repeat with remaining 5 eggs, working around pan as you go. Season eggs with a little salt, cover, reduce heat to lowest setting, and cook until egg whites are barely set and yolks are still runny, 5 to 8 minutes.
9. Sprinkle with remaining cilantro or parsley, along with any of the optional toppings. Serve immediately with crusty bread.
Mark Normand, Jessica Kirson, and the Diner Surprise | Something's Burning | S1 E16
#brunch #sauce #recipe #somethingsburning

[@geraldkeyes4851]

"Jess with an SS" went unappreciated and that is a crime

[@vcasqu]

Totally agree!! That was the best one liner of the whole thing

[@brockobama4408]

Jews Rock!

[@shanejpt]

Yup, it sure did.

[@b0ssatr0n91]

It definitely did. He was kinda on fire tho so it blended in lol

[@tim.noonan]

A hate crime, even

[@frap7774]

These three are so fucking funny together

[@Jorod81]

I was today years old when I learned that Bert is the fat kid in Stand By Me

[@giancarlamacaluso]

I love these guys plus I love your version of shak Shula!!

[@scottburrow8717]

Smoked a joint before I watched this and hysterically laughed the whole way.

[@mommaspantrypodcast5486]

Same 🎉

[@alexbaisch7618]

Mark making Jessica laugh is everything

[@dejanlazickd]

Mark is so naturally funny, he doesn't stop, and 99% of that jokes on point

[@travisrutters4198]

Jessica is one of the best working comedians today by far, her crowd work is top notch. I hope she gets her due

[@tylerboatright5005]

Normand is the #1 guest on any pod/show. Quickest queef in the west.

[@Kroesprtobaggan]

Quick Comedy!

[@dpd0028]

This is the best episode of guests roasting Bart as he cooks

[@AngryDad.]

His name is Brent, have some respect

[@Secretthewolf]

So you guys mean Bird?

[@notoriouswes215]

Think u guys mean Bart 😂

[@Shellcology]

It's Burt. keep up guys.

[@reidwigen2817]

Bret?

[@Arcturuseyes]

Jess is great, and she seems very sweet in person, Mark is a grenadier, and he drops comedy one-liner grenades, both so funny

[@benjaminpatrick3568]

Calm down

[@b0ssatr0n91]

Easy does it boy

[@AngryDad.]

I liked this because Brent didn't get a compliment

[@kolpik3708]

@@AngryDad. Why compliment Brent? He wasn't on this episode. :) I give you permission to edit your comment, so I look stupid.

[@iparivartan]

"Is scissoring real"? and then the sincerity on Mark's face. It's scary how this dude's mind works.

[@jakebaker4066]

He’s so clueless because he’s always working on jokes and travel. Everything else is secondary

[@Shay43210]

I saw Jessica in govs. In my entire life I didnt know it was physically possible for me to laugh that hard. I was shaking involuntarily. shes criminally underrated

[@nicksurfs1]

I saw her live and almost passed out from lack of oxygen multiple times. My abs were so sore for multiple days after. She is one of the greats

[@kyleerosee3]

Jessica is hands down probably my favorite comedian right now. I fucking love her.

[@Ted35577]

Somebody needs to report Bert to the health department

[@QuestionableQueefs]

This is from 2018

[@jacobburgo]

They (the staff) also cook the meal prior often, and they just use that. They literally said it one episode

[@ryanstevy8639]

Unappreciated comment " it was just two strokes, It's like owning a moped"

[@sarahlowell3763]

I literally got to this comment as he said it! 😂 I love when that happens!!

[@pariscashin]

Jessica Kirson is my favorite comedian

[@Grimkasper]

My fav bear with my fav Twink and bulldike love this instantly

[@birdmanbrrrrr]

Im going to see her this weekend!!!

[@QuestionableQueefs]

@@birdmanbrrrrrtry to get in the front! She’ll talk to you!! (I saw her in San Diego a few months ago, went alone, was lucky enough to get in the front, she talked to everyone in the front and I thankfully didn’t get roasted lol)

[@pariscashin]

@@birdmanbrrrrr thats awesome

[@growingheart8039]

Then you are 😎real cool

[@vannessa8240]

This was THE BEST EPISODE!! Mark and Jessica are TOP TIER! So good we had to see it twice!

[@saulnunez463]

Jessica being a true Jew and complaining about everthing, love it

[@chilliLRK]

Yeah it’s gross

[@brockobama4408]

I kept waiting for her to pull out a dreidel and talk about shekels

[@TryLater-c8f]

No​@@chilliLRK

[@chilliLRK]

@@TryLater-c8f i don’t like them sorry

[@chilliLRK]

@@TryLater-c8f does your last name have the word gold in it

[@Petrichords]

Lmao when Bert washes his hands after picking at his bloody elbow he immediately grabs a paper towel, wipes his bloody elbow with it, then dries his hands with that. 🤣

[@JG-ku2ij]

How did I miss that. I had to go back typical Bert move 😂

[@kitchenerleslie8936]

Don’t worry, he swam yesterday, so he’s clean.

[@michaelburch2702]

No awareness

[@Odee4hundred]

UNCLE RODGER IS BETTER THEN JAMIE OLIVER CHANGE MY MIND

[@christopherblalock2903]

Uncle Roger is the man.

[@richardpatterson432]

Than* and I agree 😂😂

[@MichaelM-cf2vp]

Thank u niece and nephew. Fiouuuu

[@carriemroczkowski9409]

Anything involving Jessica Kirson is going to be hilarious!

[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

Mark is one of the pound-for-pound funniest guys out there. He's just meant to be a comic. I've never seen him on any comedy pod where he doesn't have the hosts dying. He's ridiculous.

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

Normand effortlessly running this show.

[@izaakcoller5014]

watching Bert cook stresses me out.

[@michaelcooperwoti]

Omg it's so hard to watch

[@johndreker1613]

Can we get Beard Meats Food on an episode of Something's Burning? Bert can cook him like eight pounds of food and see if he can finish it before the show ends. BMF used a clip from Bertcast in a recent video, where Paddy Pimblett (sp?) was talking about him. He passed a billion KZbin views within the last few months. He would be amazing on this show!

[@merlincultofficial3235]

Yesss

[@white_isnt_a_race2338]

I’m Polish Ashkenazi. Maybe I should move to Germany just to guilt trip them into buying shit..

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

I'm 100% sure Bert did NOT need to use his hand to mash those tomatoes. Has he not heard of an immersion blender?

[@CrashKingX]

😂

[@astrologicalbum6616]

"You like the gash, the ol' hatchet wound" 🤣🤣🤣

[@DogsCatsSnacks]

This goofiness had me grinning watching this. Also Richard Lewis is one of the top 5 Coolest Jews (R.I.P)

[@GaretheDen]

was*

[@SandraDee386]

Jessica is the best!

[@FJD894]

FINALLY! I’ve been wanting this episode back for years 😅

[@milesdorst7120]

FINALLY, my favorite episode of OG Something’s Burning! Crazy that Bert was able to get Kevin Hart as a guest on this show twice!

[@10ftSamsquanchy]

Yeah. Super old episode

[@jdub2100]

Does anyone else feel like Mark absolutely did not want to be there? 💀

[@brandonaitchison3747]

FINALLY? You know it was available online so why were you waiting? Or you just out here jockin'?

[@lacyrivers4338]

I’ve grown in 20 yrs hetero relationship to learn; I’m bisexual but currently choosing my man & I don’t believe monogamy is natural but we choose to practice it every day ❤😂❤

[@ChrisAdams-y3o]

Bart is gross,he talks over the food with spit flyin his gross hands all in the food..no way I'd eat that crap lol

[@deaddai]

I feel like the splotches on Bert’s shirt keep moving around between cuts. Like Igor’s hump in Young Frankenstein.

[@unclepunch761]

I'm not going to stop watching but Brent Krencher makes such disgusting sounds when he eats.

[@skitznick6012]

Mark and jess I believe are legally part Bert now 😂😂 consumed enough of his DNA today 😂

[@amandaflores3914]

This is by far my fav episode!

[@michaelstclaire]

7:15 Mark cant control his comedy tourettes hilarious :)

[@jasminethompson9022]

I didn’t know Jessica too well before this god she’s an icon

[@QuestionableQueefs]

FYI, This is from 2018!!

[@dannygreen592]

And now what, you know her?? lol

[@nnn248nnn]

Guys, it's 2024... can we PLEASE fix the audio already. It's so difficult to listen when it sounds like this. '~' (listening on professional speakers, not a phone)

[@joshuawhite2997]

You know this ep is old af.

[@IamMighty2814]

Yeah nobody did any noise reduction I wonder if they're using an actual boom mic or camera audio. I can hear the hum of the appliances.

[@carterfan80]

Thanks for introducing me to her. Great comic

[@eyehear10]

Would be better if the jew wasn’t complaining the entire time

[@corycaron2349]

She says its not the right meal for a jew but the dish is very popular in israel

[@heavenwithin81]

Berts a good man, little ignorant and silly but a good man.

[@deaderthendead041]

It's that boyish charm that draws you to him,Especially when he starts giggling It's hard not to laugh along with him

[@bussruss]

the fans need a stavy episode

[@Shano84Mac]

Millions of $$ and they have the worst Camera quality & color😅

[@markmartin5765]

That was funny, I laughed a lot, Mark sure can throw some zingers !

[@Upsideround]

If Bert wasn't annoying enough. You get old episodes of Bert annoying people

[@sheriswat2833]

I love Jessica, she was so funny in Madison, WI. We need to laugh more!!!

[@vane200009]

2 of my top faves in the game

[@RyanZe89]

I LOVE U JESSICA

[@5kr0dy16]

I’ll be honest, I’m no professional, but 1: the way you chop scares me for you lol 2: look into some shun knives….. you’ll never regret it.

[@stevenjohann5435]

yes, bert, that's what you do.....thanks for the laughs.....but sometimes those smiles are at the most important moments, those times when a happy thought is difficult....for those times especially, thanks........much love, many props

[@MsBritanie73]

This combo had me crying 😂.

[@brandonaitchison3747]

Stop cluttering my feed with old episodes. Just make new stuff or leave the old stuff exist.

[@je__.]

😂😂😂😂 one of the best episode ever

[@ThatOldStoner]

I took a hit just before the fart and immediately chucked it.

[@alexanderdavenport1127]

This is literally the second "Re-Release" of this episode .... Why does this work for comedians and no one else?

[@IAMINF4MOUS]

Why’s it always old episodes lately?

[@PowerHouse1987]

Because it was owned by All Things Comedy and they deleted it from their network and Bert is releasing it on his own.

[@QuestionableQueefs]

@@PowerHouse1987ahhhhh that’s must be why he doesn’t have season 1 of SB on his channel

[@peterchristensen6820]

Bert and his fake shrieking laugh ruins this

[@anthonyharper5954]

Uses hand Uses spatula Wtf am I watching..?

[@nattaphongKhongmee]

This is what KZbin is all about.

[@neurovenom]

Lmao this comment section is goofy asf. This was a fun episode, if you dont like it, don't comment just move on. I just cant imagine getting so worked up for free content

[@ayce248]

Watching comedians make other comedians laugh is very enjoyable ☺😂

[@chuckpugh5997]

The best one yet!!! I loved these three together, really enjoyed it!!

[@AMHAPPY]

Old episode-de

[@MitchellFace]

Um…you guys like…eggs? Great transition

[@lushrimbaughiii]

Bert is funny when he’s by himself but when other people are around it always just feels like they are tolerating him and it’s hard to watch. I wish I could get him out of my feed.

[@dustinjohnson1047]

Facts

[@oliverbecker7904]

Mr. Normand from 1:02:24 to :02:35 would Look so good as a Clown in a Box . Just popping Out with those Hand gestures 😊

[@oliverbecker7904]

Mr Kreischer you are a Comedy Genius and i think your Name has a German Influence . Mr Normand i havent Seen much of you but youre really funny !!! MS. kirson Last but Not least, i want to say that you really Push the right Buttons with your Comedy. And much more etc. Love to all' y'all

[@BTA1991]

Jessica Kirson is one of the only female comedians I find absolutely hilarious. That isn't a slight against women standup, I'm not their demographic. But Jessica's comedy transcends demographics. I saw her live at Columbus Funny Bone and she destroyed.

[@jeremyblencowe7074]

You 3 together are hilarious! Keep that shit up! Keep them high and tight, 64 oz of Kool-Aid for breakfast, #THE MACHINE. Genes! Screw anyone who thinks you guys aren't the shit!!! J from PA

[@randetto]

My only issue with this video is that they had bread, Bert put bread on a 4th plate, Jess basically asked for bread and no one ate it. I feel like it would of paired perfectly with that dish. 😂😂

[@russellstubbs2500]

That's the highest I've seen Bert 😂 a beautiful disaster thanks for the laughs

[@QuestionableQueefs]

I’m a simple woman, I see Jessi I click even though this is a reupload from 2018

[@bruz1953]

is it really?

[@QuestionableQueefs]

@@bruz1953 yes it’s from 2018

[@anonymous-ws1ww]

Wait why re-upload?

[@QuestionableQueefs]

@@anonymous-ws1ww barstool owned the first season

[@dannydropshot9588]

@@QuestionableQueefsI was wondering what the deal was with that. It’s crazy to me that this is like 6 years old now.

[@HealthHorror]

I'm sick of people like Bert talking one way but being another, and it actually fools people. He talks about being healthy and always having perfect blood tests yet he has major acid reflux without anti-acids. I got news for ya folks, you should not NEED anti-acids! They are for worst case scenarios when nothing else works. This is why it's stupid to drink acidic drinks like booze and soda and carbonated waters all day. It's all acid! The body can't process excessive acid levels every day. Bert needs a water ionizer, which makes fresh alkalized water. That way you get naturalized alkaline to balance the acid and can skip the unnatural anti-acids. People lean way too much on pills that are meant for worst case scenarios.

[@maxsiehier]

This was one of those rare podcast episodes where I just zone out and basically laugh non stop.

[@sunshiney3617]

Love Jessica!

[@justinwatkins438]

She was a child in Leon the Profesional. Must not have been that Orthodox.

[@sammie578]

What a killer episode, the best so far IMO!

[@joevictor8431]

The best live comedy show I ever attended was Jessica, Gilbert Gottfried, and Mitch Hedberg. Absolutely fantastic show!

[@notoriouswes215]

Is nobody gonna talk about how funny it was when Bert says Do a impression of me trying not to puke at a airport bar and Marks massive Fart😂😂 COMEDY

[@liamchefstone87]

Stop touching the food let it cook

[@zacharylala5566]

“I’ve heard of the smelling sauce, I’ve never heard of the ball tap” mark ! Mark! Mark!

[@lilowlgaming]

Me listening to one of my favorite comedics after I just lost my little brother last week. So Yeah you guys do a lot for us when you make us laugh.

[@eemoogee160]

Re: "maid"... Kids instinctively feel repulsed by the class dynamic that dehumanizes someone who they consider a friend or family.

[@je__.]

id pay to watch Bert fighting 2 lesbians on coke 😂😂😂

[@doobieblaze1628]

Bloody garlic with extra saliva.... Who's hungry? Epic episode! ✌️❤️

[@jaybberwocky]

*Rinses hands without soap, doesn't dry them, picks nose, mouth open 80% of the time* Brent: "I'M TOTALLY CLEAN GUYS"

[@Lois.04]

sobbing as I type this because bobby lee, Jessica, and tom segura are coming to WA a few days before my birthday but they're on the other side of the state. Trying to see her in September in Seattle.

[@dayglow76]

This episode was great because Leanne wasn’t in it!

[@liamchefstone87]

What a prick

[@josh-kf2rd]

bert washes his hands and immediately starts touching his face.

[@TheSamya2005]

while this has been the funniest episode of this show, the way he makes shakshuka (an israeli dish) might be the worse version ive ever seen of it :D cumin in shakshuka might be like putting pineapple on pizza :D

[@TonyPhillips-jy7ev]

It’s sad comes that comedians can’t say anything funny any more without upsetting everyone ugh / it’s supposed to be funny why bought tickets for the laughs

[@DaveAppleton]

What is Bert on about, they sell ant-acids in every pharmacy and supermarket, most petrol/gas stations have them behind the counter over here. 🤦🏼

[@kitchenerleslie8936]

The title of this episode should have been Something’s Bleeding

[@CamilleGarriga]

I feel a little bad for how much they're making fun of Bert. He seems like a pretty good cook and the shashuska looks decent.

[@KyleReitan]

“His name was Anus?” - I’m gunna say that every time someone introduces me to their friend moving forward.

[@totest9117]

I agree with Bert at the end, I just saw Jessica not knowing who she is and she is absolutely hilarious.