Mark Normand Wishes He Could Get Offended | CONAN on TBS

Mark wishes he cared about anything as much as some people care about offensive jokes.
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[@JRWolfgang1]

That “thanks for coming out” joke was underrated.

[@lackwhite2159]

He didnt fully deliver it because he has made it before, at least i think thats why.

[@rob8872]

Also the half marathon line...

[@MultiRockbell]

omg, I literally got the joke after reading your comment. Damn so thick

[@johnnyk2172]

True

[@Ronarch2671]

Yeah, I thought that would get a bigger reaction.

[@artivism4068]

This guy is deserving of a boost in his career. He's one of the best. Incisive. Relevant and funny. His delivery is chill.

[@captainpecker6192]

I agree, except for the part when Amy Schumer ran his last special. I was embarrassed for him

[@sothathappened]

not to mention he's cute as hell!

[@neilrichardson2725]

Jason Guzman he’s getting his boost by doing these shows. It takes comedians at least 10-12 years before they start getting traction. This fella is well on his way.

[@APokeInTheEye]

Such a fan of his style!!!!🔥😬

[@puertoricanboy100]

Just like the 420 likes you got.

[@Skyfalcon12345]

This dude is the personification of the smiling "I'm dead inside" meme

[@Skyfalcon12345]

kim pantyhose crazy

[@robertpaulglagla2281]

@kim pantyhose Now i will be his second reply and his 800th like, AtomicMuffin is right!

[@nothanks8354]

And I thought the joke was good but she didn’t

[@jedminor6128]

Yes, and he fully admits it:)

[@advaitnamboothiri975]

"Thanks a lot! I'm Kevin Hart"

[@BLUEWALDOMUSIC]

Please everyone. Like this one and not the others. Please!!!

[@advaitnamboothiri975]

henry kitchenman Why bro? Why do u care so much about that?😅

[@16handsoffunfunfun]

Advait Namboothiri why does he always end with that

[@ItsJussMe]

Advait Namboothiri He says that every act.

[@vineflower]

Namboothiri saare entha vishesham? :)

[@orangeorphan]

I'm Kevin Hart haha

[@InsaneKahuna]

orangeorphan now hes uber

[@nikhilwadhwa6706]

Why does he say that?

[@Azzataky]

Not sure, but he says it for some time now. :D

[@SpacemanXC]

So when stupid people get mad at his jokes he doesn't have to see their tweets.

[@deistmutt]

Because Kevin Hart is very successful in being funny.

[@treygrosvenor2079]

"Words..errr... I wished I cared about anything as much as you care about that joke. What's it like to feel? " That's really smart and funny

[@TSOL2023]

That's a comedian's comedian-level joke. kzbin.info/www/bejne/pnmYoJ2dZa2CnM0

[@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv]

@Jeff B Lmao keep pretending dude, I don't see a single angry person here

[@Deovera94]

@@TSOL2023 You realize a full link is completely unnecessary 🤪

[@WaRLoKWYATT]

Not really...

[@stefanilievski9487]

Eh, more like really honest

[@bobmoney8689]

This guys delivery is outstanding

[@chrisjenkins4024]

He has a “special” delivery whah whah whah

[@freddycareless1723]

Outstandingly crap

[@rileygally2967]

His delivery of these jokes got even better after this

[@througheverything]

It’s not outstanding, but it’s different which is why it works

[@gushanana]

Dude, he packed so many jokes in 5 measly mins

[@Redkurtain]

It’s like he’s playing Tetris w his jokes and just fitting them in everywhere

[@lukekiefer5964]

@@RedkurtainGreat description

[@CalvinLimuel]

wouldn't it be awesome if Kevin Hart one day actually says "thanks guys I'm Mark Normand!"

[@marknormand]

hahaha

[@adfasfuiuiui1056]

yeah, that would be the funniest line in kevin hart's whole act.

[@adamdunlaptv]

That's probably Norman's plan lol

[@jacobwestbrook9527]

Now there's a worthy petition

[@acutecloudd7970]

@@adfasfuiuiui1056 Damm you really hate kevin lol

[@AF-ft6nh]

"Small talk" option for Uber - this guy had a vision and now it became a reality

[@adriangarza6452]

They stole that idea from Nathan Fielder

[@starcrafter13terran]

"What about this traffic?" "Enjoy it while it lasts. This will all be wasteland in 2 days..." "..."

[@harryheart6018]

We literally have this in Europe. Blablacar. It's the biggest ride-share platform on the market. lol

[@jenniferyu2828]

dang frrrrr? i thought he was just joking

[@lucid622]

NETFLIX GIVE THIS MAN A SPECIAL

[@archmad]

They wanted amy schumacker

[@KDaneWillard]

He had a meeting with them and said he made them mad with a joke trashing Kevin Hart

[@Dbjjr26]

Mark Normand, says Whoah whoah whoah... that's a lot of work.

[@rasoolkilani3170]

I think its the other way around, he should give them one

[@ohbor]

He had a meeting with netflix, made a joke trashing KHs specials. Turns out the the exec he was meeting with produced the last 4 of them, joke didnt fly well

[@phazedtoo]

dude's got an adam's pineapple!

[@deistmutt]

But his adam's pineapple is funny.

[@lovelylluvia5300]

Jasper Watts LMFAO 😂

[@TEXAS2459]

Jasper Watts puhahahahaha. dude thats funny

[@geoos]

Man it's a beautiful neck penis

[@tally1604]

Lol.

[@briankalisher2980]

One of the best comedians around. Hard working, great material. This guys stuff is absolutely killer. I’ve seen him live a few times and it’s always great. Keep it up, Mark! Love your work.

[@ahmetkurum4114]

Material's really good.But his delivery really needs improvement.Which is not hard to do.

[@hayk3000]

He gives me young Norm Macdonald vibes, I like that a lot!

[@hayk3000]

Oh my god and his last name is NORMand!! It's a sign! We got our next great one

[@mrlilnomad]

Ahmet Kurum it doesn’t really need work lol what he has is what he is going for

[@codywhov]

Mark is great! Check out his podcast with Joe list called Tuesday’s With Stories! They really yuck it up!!

[@w00tkid]

I love his delivery, it's unlike any other comedian. Like, he always sounds sarcastic but he also sounds like a satire of comedy, which is super hilarious. Like he sounds like a guy that's pretending to be a comedian, but he's also hilarious.

[@RoadRallyLife]

Norm Macdonald has entered the chat from the after life.

[@cardfreak0560]

@@RoadRallyLife my thoughts exactly

[@VIK_1903]

Norm is dead? I didn't even know he was sick!

[@jonathannaranjo5105]

Impressive how many times you used the word “like”

[@thecity7014]

I really love how his talk about relevant issues that cause so much turmoil in this country, actually made it something we can all agree on for a minute. It made it all funny and just a little bit lighthearted. That was a cool thing. Just a good guy trying to make the world happy for a minute and bring us all together. Really cool.

[@arasb3258]

"Jealous of people who are offended, whats it like to feel? " speaking for the silent majority.

[@soulwaves20000]

Ever see a bunch of unoffended people outside of a university like uuugh….

[@cindyo6298]

Lol, "I wish I cared about anything as much as you cared about that joke."

[@samuelblanco261]

Mood tbh

[@jny5179]

Dude the level of comfortable this guy is with his sexuality is off the charts and I’m here for it

[@brandonmcclellan963]

He puts so much effort into his comedy. Does several sets every night that he possibly can, constantly writing and altering jokes. His podcast with Joe List is one of my favorites ever

[@stoptorturingme]

I love how he dispenses with all the flippant attitudes I normally see from other comedians. Love his personality

[@cody7807]

Probably the most relevant standup I've seen in the last 5 years. Absolute gold.

[@headlight31]

This guy is priceless! His delivery and timing just works. "Thanks a lot! I'm Kevin Hart." 😂

[@medavecool]

LOVE Mark Normand! A Chipotle gift card worthy performance!

[@jeremymontez4491]

Dave Novak Very lunch!

[@mattg6390]

"I wish I cared about anything as much as you cared about that joke." LOL, what a great line

[@hritikadhavde2729]

I see Kevin Hart, I click.

[@paramedic79ca]

Glad to see this guy getting the attention he deserves. Great comedian

[@wrenlinwhitelight3007]

Marks delivery is perfect for his genre of comedy. Love this guy 🏴‍☠️

[@krono069]

"Thanks a lot, I'm Kevin Hart." lol

[@abrohamproductions8263]

Mark predicted the no small talk option before Uber added it

[@justthatdamnawesome]

I love the comedians Conan brings on man, another quality set

[@leeandrewclarke]

Told some truths that no one is allowed to say and got a few laughs doing it. Well played, sir.

[@leeandrewclarke]

@Will Fin If you don't get it, I can't help you, I'm afraid.

[@urkoolUncle]

I was an Uber Driver; a few people rated me as 'non-talkative'. It's too bad that Mark didn't get me as a Driver; he would've had all the quiet time he needed !!!! (LOL!!)

[@BeyondSideshow]

How on earth is that a rating? Did these imbecils also rate your car as 'black'?

[@sterlingsilver5937]

@@BeyondSideshow Im an Uber / Lyft driver. Customers can report us for things like Conversation, Music, An unclean car or Lack of Professionalism. Conversation could either mean we said something that they did not appreciate or that we were not talkative enough. It can get ridiculous.

[@BeyondSideshow]

@@sterlingsilver5937 This algorithm-driven madness is turning us into robots

[@Deovera94]

@@BeyondSideshow Wait for Neuralink 🤞

[@alasdairmacintyre9383]

(LOL!!)

[@jaredrodriguez1241]

Mark Normand is always hilarious! Tuesday’s with stories is one of the best podcasts out there!

[@jaredrodriguez1241]

I'll have to check it out! I watched Jack Whitehall a few weeks ago (not sure if he is British) and I really enjoyed it. I can see why you dislike him, he is definitely not everyone's cup of tea. I loooove Mark Normand though I'm a big fan.

[@h3mb3]

What a conversation

[@theraedkaddoura]

I love how he's super chill yet very funny. Makes the standup relaxing to watch.

[@turkialsheikh13]

“ That’s just a musical “ 🤣

[@ouranos0101]

He's so unconventionally hot, and the fact that he's so damn funny makes him even hotter.

[@11Garrett11]

He’s gorgeous

[@andrewthezeppo]

I would say he is conventionally attractive almost to the point of being generic.

[@guizaum9219]

Tall white dude "unconventionally hot"

[@musicjustforyoulnocopyrigh1016]

His jokes and delivery are gold.

[@RomanThaDroman]

Haha damn he really does finish every segment with "good night im Kevin Hart" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zlittlepenguin]

He’s funnier than Kevin hart though

[@williamjackson5421]

Eh.

[@JessyVSmith]

The truth has been spoken

[@maropemanchu2486]

Kevin Hart is never funny dude.

[@baron17]

Everyone is funnier than Kevin Hart

[@isidrosalas5088]

You're lame...

[@fede2]

I *do* hate people. I'd love to go out and protest hanging up signs like that... if it weren't for the fact that protests usually involve people.

[@suzawilo]

federico amadeo 😁😁😁😁

[@xsolent]

You really hate yourself, therefore, you hate others by default.

[@fede2]

No, I adore myself. I just hate everyone else.

[@lucid622]

federico amadeo I’m pretty sure you’re a narcissistic misanthrope but hey the human race is fucked up eh.

[@fede2]

I'm pretty sure you have no concept of humor.

[@MickyAvStickyHands]

One of the few new comedians with balls.

[@kira52]

MickyAvStickyHands the new york comedy club scene is pretty ballsy

[@fuel20]

10 years ago this would just have been a routine standup, now he has balls. lmao.

[@justinspace6335]

On his throat.

[@michaelvicksdog4098]

Agreed. You might like Owen Benjamin, same idea.

[@kungfujones1]

Michael Vick's Dog Mark is great, but Owen takes it further.

[@timbraman2658]

The delivery is sharp as nails!

[@bajaborracho9139]

Normand is a joke machine. He just keeps pumping them out. The half marathon joke was totally on point. I know im one of those people.

[@gdrummer494]

he looks like he could be John Krasinski's little brother

[@levity90]

Greg Rodriguez If John Krasinski and Mark Ruffalo had a baby.

[@Horzinicla]

He looks nothing like Jim Halpert

[@artbrush8562]

He was right, Uber just introduced an option for silent rides :)

[@LL-hc3zm]

all rides should be treated as silent rides and the passenger has the option to make conversation. if my eyes are closed and i clearly smell of alcohol, let me sleep er off lol

[@Tommyr]

He's good, he needs a bigger Adam's apple though.

[@gjozefi]

Look at his ears.

[@du4lstrik3]

Oh my gawd, let's judge him based on his appearance. He has physical imperfections. He's an outlier. o.0

[@magicargo1232]

I think hes a pretty handsome guy

[@jauxro]

Be the change you want to see in the world

[@carolyntalbot947]

BDE

[@jarrydlee7906]

He's so good Kevin should introduce himself as Mark Normand from now on

[@willybagatcholon1568]

This guy should have his own sitcom.

[@trustee7327]

“Thanks a lot I’m Kevin Hart” YEOOOO 😂😂😂

[@itagbbnnews247]

"It's Majestic!!!" ---- Love this guy!!!!

[@elijahhernandez8714]

Uber listened to him you can now request for the driver to be silent.

[@bouchetouche]

"Thanks a lot. I'm Kevin Hart, Goodnight!" 😂

[@ars8073]

Conan brings out the best comedians. I have literally started following everyone i see on here.

[@mob8502]

Kevin heart did the biggest color change since Michael Jackson

[@derekkelley7490]

One of the best joke writers/performers ive heard in a while!!!!

[@Queeze101]

Kevin Hart is quite outstanding!

[@tuffie602]

Dear Netflix, give this dude a special

[@artofsoul]

To do a clean set while at the same time tipping on the edge. A very funny and unique comic.

[@nicklepsch4960]

HOW COME HE ISNT MORE KNOWN!!!...dude is hilarious 😂

[@jenniferyu2828]

LMAOOOOO HE DIDN'T JUST SAY I'M KEVIN HART AT THE END OMG i think i just died lmaoooooo this guy is way too good hey netflix this man deserves a special

[@mimial2729]

The I’m Kevin Hart bit at the end had me laughing more than the entire set

[@Code_Fish]

That “ thanks a lot I’m Kevin hart” line at the end caught me off guard 😂

[@samesamv1472]

"I wish I cared enough to be offended." speaks volumes. The less you care the happier you'll be

[@WritingDialogue]

This man really knows how to rock the thumbs up 😂

[@dearberlin]

One of his best sets. Very handsome!

[@henry-qg5kn]

this is the most underrated monologue anywhere by anyone period

[@timvapid]

It’s a stand up set

[@maceportier7073]

It looks like he is presenting something at school, but is hella funny

[@makita3680]

There's something wholesome about his delivery that I really like.

[@user-eb9uj8zi6i]

The Kevin hart joke will never get old

[@leopluerodong4244]

'Thanks alot I'm Kevin Hart' 🤣

[@kira52]

Mark is the best! So happy people are recognizing his talent!! all great responses. so proud! #tuesgay

[@tiotito31]

"Thanks for coming out" went totally over everyone's head.

[@marcellocapone4925]

Smooth cadence, cartoonish mannerisms and voice. He's got the lot.

[@TinoBacela]

So good to see Mark again. Tuesday with stories is always a good time

[@SeekanDestroy03]

This dude called it, now they have the"Quiet" option for Uber lol

[@sumuqh]

This guy shrugging is the most funniest shrug i have ever seen

[@diogo.henrique]

Great set as always! Even if you didn't like this one you should look for more of his stuff. His Podcast is just top notch!

[@alliedatheistalliance6776]

Never knew he had one. Thanks!

[@cesarginer98]

Tuesday’s with stories, silly but great pod!

[@jar8425]

I love that he says he's Kevin Hart at the end of the bit.

[@GriseldaBSF410]

He's one of my favorite comedians. Im hoping he blows up soon he deserves it

[@myceliumman7554]

This guy is top of the line right now. God damn.

[@Talote1983]

Great rutine! Funny. Edgy. A good example that you can joke about ANYTHING. I like this guy.

[@abdielhernandez9585]

He said *thanks alot, I'm Kevin heart."

[@b1gbuck]

he predicted the Uber "no small talk" feature hahahaha

[@DrRodox.]

Awesome material! One of the cleverest actually! Great comedian!

[@tripslikstar]

This guy is gaining some serious momentum

[@MetallicaRocksss]

Love this guy's sense of humour

[@nico-ke1nn]

Mark Normand: Thanks, I’m Kevin Hart! Kevin Hart: Thanks, I’m Mark Normand!

[@alliedatheistalliance6776]

Anyone else think he's like a young Norm MacDonald?

[@TheAustinGuy]

Allied Atheist Alliance no, this guys actually funny.

[@YamiRaziel91]

Jason Cuellar, how dare you! :D Norm's humor is not so edgy, but rather innocent and old-ish. I believe that he's the only person around who's capable of delivering a 10 minutes story about a Moth. Norm is gold!

[@veronicam2942]

That’s who I was thinking of! I couldn’t remember his name. Thanks. 😆

[@jly104]

Jason Cuellar you’re an absolute knob

[@michaelmeara6776]

@@TheAustinGuy lol every comic knows norm is a god tier comic dudes a legend and always the funniest in the room

[@inafets_newg]

"what's it like to feel?" 😂

[@islam-uc8yy]

Did he say i'm Kevin Hart? lol

[@InkDrop.]

he says that in every appearance haha

[@emmetLshavinski]

No man, you're hearing things

[@bernardvonreiche5474]

This is one of the low key funniest comedians out there at the moment.10/10

[@codykruger6515]

everyone in that audience missed the “thanks for coming out” joke

[@tayoneumann9533]

Didn't he just churn out an awesone album? So prolific and still getting better!

[@praveen.dasini]

dude's a such a natural talent

[@ANKITPANDEY-vm8kx]

Everything that is right with American Stand-up is embodied by him.

[@beagreen320]

PEAK dad humour

[@Quantum_GirlE]

Funny, they recently added a "quiet ride" option where the driver won't speak to you. Not sure how much extra, if at all, it costs.

[@cndungu]

Wow! Underrated content 😂😂😂😂 Way too good!!!!

[@Standupibrahimbackup]

got me laughing extra hard at THANKS A LOT I AM KEVIN HART. This guy is really something.

[@darrenpayne9609]

He needs more standups! This dude is in my top 5 comedians!!!!!