market gardening in ULTRAKILL with the new Alt Shotgun

SCREAMING EAGLES
Music: Rocket Jump Waltz

[@Real_t-rox]

The word "Soldier" below refers to the protagonist, a RED Soldier. [Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from its Flamethrower. The Pyro thrusts its weapon in the air and laughs triumphantly as a rocket heads towards it from off screen.]. Pyro: [Rocket hits Pyro, who is gibbed.] "Owh!" [Cut to BLU Demoman taking a drink, also getting blown up by a rocket from off screen.] [Cut to BLU Heavy performing the High Noon taunt.] Heavy: "Pow!" [Is hit by a crit rocket, explodes.] [Meet the Soldier Title Card] [Cut to the Soldier, drilling what appears to be a line of recruits.] Soldier: "'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more [Soldier pokes a recruit's helmet] about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor." [The Art of War plays.] [Cut to the Soldier holding his Shovel and screaming.] [The Soldier then charges the final capture point in Granary with his Shotgun and kills a Demoman, who fires at him but misses. He switches to his Rocket Launcher and a BLU Medic appears behind him, firing syringes.] RED Demoman: "To the left!" Soldier: "Maggots!" [The Soldier turns to the left and fires a Crit rocket at the Medic, gibbing him.] RED Sniper: "Right up! Right up!" RED Heavy: "Go, go, go!" [The Soldier, Sniper and Heavy charge into battle together, as explosions occur all around them.] [Cut back to the Soldier's drill. Music pauses.] Soldier: "Then, he used his fight money... [The Soldier unhooks two grenades from his belt, one in each hand.] Soldier: ...to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat... [The Soldier demonstrates by using the grenades, moving them in a walking motion.] Soldier: ...and then he beat the crap out of every single one." [The Soldier bangs the two grenades together repeatedly.] [Cut back to battle scene. Music resumes.] RED Scout: (Behind cover) "Sentry up there!" [The Soldier runs up to the Sentry gun and rocket jumps onto a pipe, both destroying the Sentry and killing the Engineer in the process.] [A BLU Heavy and Pyro are holding the final capture point. The Heavy is laughing gleefully. The Soldier jumps downward, firing a Critical rocket that lands just before he does. The explosion kills both the Heavy and Pyro. A Spy uncloaks and attempts to backstab the Soldier, but the Soldier pulls out his Shovel, swiftly knocking out the Spy with it.] [Freeze frame] [Cut back to the Soldier's drill.] Soldier: [Laughs to himself] "And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'!" [Crickets chirp as the 'recruits' are revealed to be the gibbed heads of BLU team members perched on a gate, all wearing BLU Soldier helmets. The Medic's head falls off the gate.] [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.] Soldier: [To the Medic's head] "Unless it's a farm!"

[@thewizard1]

Meet the soilder

[@Sentryunit582]

In the span of 2 hours I went from “ how the hell do I use this thing?” To SCREAMING EAGLES

[@Bu11et_Hel]

Accurate representation of getting the hang of a hard to master game mechanic

[@Real_t-rox]

Me when whiplash and rocket riding:

[@Flint_YT]

the second long hitstop is just long enough to allow enemies to say "oh fuck"

[@baconlover09423]

Gotta love rocket jumping waltz

[@justsomeplantcells-]

he shall jump within, and across all our hearts

[@spidorythesoapberry]

Two market gardener-type weapons in two compleyely different games this year… when’s the next one?

[@holyshitthatisalotofdrugs]

You get a gardener! and You get a gardener! everyone gets a gardener!

[@daktotathecolossus7404]

Peak

[@BlueberryChnl]

we got the mace from minecraft

[@Akabalthy]

Cant wait for Lethal Company to add the manntreads

[@ComputerGoblin02]

​@@BlueberryChnlthe comment already mentioned it.

[@saul4265]

RIP Rick May 🙏

[@cainegizzardfanny]

0:40 faces before disaster

[@enzoborghetto]

this seems to be a litle bit of a trend in gaming speciay witht the new minecraft update, and im all for it

[@thatnoname]

Combining that with speed from whiplash boost and you'll lobotomise enemies with low effort

[@cheesetrees4457]

“IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!”

[@webbergaming1873]

Damn , first minecraft and then ultrakill ? Looks like every game is gonna get a tf2 crossover eventualy .

[@TVCrusader]

you were real good son maybe. even the best

[@RedStyleCrimson]

I think it would be pretty dope if the jackhammer had impact frames on every oneshots. Just sayin.

[@norasthegoat]

Now this is epic

[@Vic_PT]

First Mincercaft now Ultrakill... it spreads

[@idkwho5339]

bro even ultrakill gets a tf2 update before tf2 💀

[@nicolastuber4696]

rick may

[@RiffSilverthe1andonly]

We rocket ridin instead of jumpin in this game

[@glitchisinthis]

SOMEONE CALL SOUNDSMITH

[@joeypickering5273]

Gabriel gonna be in Treachery and see V1 rocking a SAWEDONSAWBLADESLARPCOIN SETUP WITH A ALTSHOTGARDEN

[@zoumbouyo]

How did o not see it before? It was obviously a market gardener type weapon.

[@reaperofnight123]

mace minecraft/ market gardener tf2

[@UwURobo]

most balanced weapon

[@arinami]

lmfao they nerfed it moments after you made this comment

[@greggersonny]

the hitstop on that could kill an idol’d mindflayer

[@EMan-xj5cz]

What’s with the delayed audio (great video still)

[@funnydude69]

how did this weapon slide past balancing

[@nobu6833]

V1 is a true american