Markiplier Being a Man Baby for Almost 24 Minutes

Markiplier Is a Man Baby, So I took the funniest moments from his minecraft series and smashed it into a 23 minute video of hilarious comdey. Enjoy!
NONE OF THESE CLIPS ARE MINE!!!
Mark, If you see this, Im sorry 🤣

[@fellow6380]

Just a reminder to everyone, this man is an engineer

[@itz_grass5890]

Hey, almost an engineer

[@peachysai605]

COULD have been an engineer*

[@hani1033]

was about to be an engineer *

[@nikolaiorr8383]

a bio engineer

[@mk47star35]

Just remember this is a grown man engineer 😂

[@londonnoble]

I love Lixian. So much.

[@kabrielakabbie909]

Lixian has a KZbin 💕

[@saigeferko6035]

@Kendall MacLeod LixianTV!

[@lunaticbyte]

In the gay way Or in the non literal way

[@babeebel]

@@lunaticbyte does it matter?

[@al3xthatkid923]

We stan

[@orion_in_the_stars]

This whole video is Mark asking Lixian to help him not get demonitized edit: i cannot spell for the life of me

[@matsurivirus1814]

D E M O N I Z E D

[@parasiticfoxel9852]

This just in: Mark does not wish to be a demon

[@bellkim2284]

Incognito Noir I-

[@umbraexe3069]

Demonized or demonitized, either or works ig 🤷‍♀️

[@FreyMayBeHere]

@@matsurivirus1814 ah-... i-.. y-you didn't spell that right

[@YourKingPyro]

Imagine Markiplier being the only proof that we existed

[@ravensrealm1170]

Ngl I'd love to see how that'd turn out

[@allie1738]

I'd be so happy I'd actually cry

[@MikotoJemosu]

What a legacy.

[@coolbeanz1070]

Ya know I’m ok with that

[@ravensrealm1170]

I would love that

[@SeenAGreatLight]

As an engineer, I can assure you, this is 100% how we behave when we're not flipping switches and saying "Hmm, interesting."

[@t.k.5088]

My father is an engineer. I second this.

[@WerdFTW]

@@t.k.5088 I am an engineering major. I fourth this.

[@goblinking9695]

"Need a dispenser here!"

[@MBiz.]

​@@goblinking9695 "POOT DISPENSER HERE!"

[@skywingdashergaming5124]

I absolutely love Markiplier but every time he does something stupid like breaking diamonds with a stone pick or trying to place water in the Nether it kills a part of my soul every time

[@Seabunni_vi]

Skywing & Dasher Gaming s a m e t h o

[@lollivee6770]

I don’t even play Minecraft outside of creative and I even I feel that

[@aidien6894]

when he tried to break the diamonds with the stone pickaxe *my heart hurt*

[@xxxqueenreaperxxx]

And he broke his crafting table with his pickaxe a few times

[@cendanstevens3128]

Yay 420

[@annalu9115]

i think ethan's compliment for mark is the most accurate, "the smartest dumb guy" XD

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Also from Wade: "You are the most brilliant dumb person I think I know"

[@xmmademoisellex]

Big brain in the front, Himbo in the back

[@rubeeze_]

pewdiepie: has the best minecraft experience markiplier: has the worst minecraft experience

[@buppyboi7469]

And then Jack's in the middle

[@ShadowMonarch9557]

Oof lol

[@lemonboy9yearsago760]

@Necroglobule and jack is irish drunk

[@spiralsteam7214]

And then there's jack, a drunk Irish man 😂😂😂

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

**Laughs in Tobuscus*

[@tinyone111]

Actual title: *Mark slowly killing off our brain cells with his disturbing lack of minecraft knowledge for 23 minutes and 58 seconds*

[@lollivee6770]

I mean I wouldn’t make most of these mistakes and I don’t play Minecraft outside of creative

[@demonletsplays]

Yeah I'm going to pretend I didn't read all of that LOL

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

Accurate 😩

[@springfreddie6098]

actual title: *literally markiplier’s minecraft video- just cut up*

[@Blue-Marker]

The best part is the very end. “And here lies a stupid squid that couldn’t figure out how to water.”

[@yami.mp3]

Time stamp= 23:53

[@maichival]

I probably should’ve looked at the comments before I repeated what you said 😂🤦‍♀️

[@urineigor7525]

How to water: just liquid

[@ScarletRoselynRiley]

😂 lmao true that

[@Blue-Marker]

Holy crap tysm for the likes I’ve never gotten that many beforee

[@cameronloven9339]

Markiplier is a complete and total man-child. But he’s our complete and total man-child. And we love him!

[@AWildKitKat]

Cameron Loven yes

[@gingechicken7394]

And Lixian is our complete and total man-child babysitter and we love him too 😂

[@enahorvat938]

Got us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@the_real_kiansmith1]

IS THAT COMMUNISM I SENSE

[@shakthiganesh5117]

@@the_real_kiansmith1 kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2GZm5-dpbKnh9U

[@jackieh6492]

Can we just stop and appreciate lixians editing jeez

[@clovercurator7997]

I thought this said "can we stop appreciating lixians editing" and I almost passed out in pure rage

[@thelawnmower6534]

He’s a great editor

[@tired247]

@@clovercurator7997 same

[@bino_waffles496]

DON'T BUILD A SINGLE BLOCK BRIDGE WITH NO RAILS OVER A GIANT LAVE OCEAN WITH A GHAST 50 BLOCKS AWAY! Unless you only have like a stack of cobble or netherrack buT HE HAD EVERYTHING ON HIM

[@crusader2603]

MrYoongzBias don’t forget at that time he didn’t know about crouching

[@bino_waffles496]

@@crusader2603 He is reckless. I lost 20-ish levels and about half a stack of pumpkin pie strip mining in the nether. Lava is scary.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

I guess the best thing to build over a Nether lava ocean is a cobble tunnel I guess...

[@infamous1857]

I’m reading this in Zenitsu’s voice

[@koro-is-caffeinated]

This is just Lixian experiencing parenthood he has to make sure this chaotic boi doesn't crack open his skull trying to mine obsidian

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Worst part is, he’s technically the first person who has to experience the pain of witnessing how big of a mistake Mark makes when he does so obliviously.

[@nicholaswilson9194]

16:18 you can see the genuine fear on Mark's face when he hears a Ghast for the first time ever.

[@varjutantsija5607]

that reaction is basically me every time i hear a ghast. only difference is i heard thousands. -_-

[@ryancatgames4279]

Noted: Minecraft cave sounds are creepy as heck when overlaying Siren Heads siren call on it.

[@voidsoul5359]

And when slowed and distorted

[@varjutantsija5607]

you dont need to overlay siren head. they are creepy nontheless. o-o

[@ryancatgames4279]

@@varjutantsija5607 Oh yeah, good point. Can't wait for the Deep Dark to make it even more so.

[@wh_t_ver9016]

5:43 Mark: I was thinking- Literally anyone alive: Don’t hurt yourself.

[@ShadowMonarch9557]

Imao

[@MynicknameisViolet]

we love this 31 yr old man child

[@hippopajamas]

Mark is a Very smart guy who chooses to only use exactly three of his braincells in order to drive us insane.

[@DavidAKJohnson]

Lixian has slowly but surely became Mark’s growing “voice” of reason and I never want it to stop. 4th wall breaking editors are the real MVP

[@c4re4u25]

Literally. I couldn't watch a full episode without crying a little at his lack of minecraft knowledge.

[@MegaGermanShepherds]

I totally loved it! Same with watching 69 episodes of Drunk Minecraft. Literally nothing was done and building a house was not possible for three drunk friends who have not played Minecraft. Totally awesome!

[@dfquartzidn6151]

It’s cute watching someone play a game passionately blind. Except for his big mistakes though, those were emotionally painful to watch.

[@ascaredghostprince1139]

Opposite title: Markimoo being a minecraft noob for 23 minutes and 58 seconds :p 👌🏻

[@thewaterblade3495]

He was too drunk to begin with

[@rabidfine]

*"Markiplier being a man baby for 23 minutes"* the 59 seconds: *You little bi-*

[@JudyCoxify]

58*

[@memeexpert7716]

I would like this but it has 69 likes

[@Mossy_Forest2]

7:12 * in Eefs voice * "he's humble, and he's.... humble"

[@alexgreen2992]

3:41 This is my mateing call.

[@mayatalks_19]

“I can milk you” will forever have me rolling and I will never know why😂

[@Ishtarru]

Mark, unable to drink alcohol anymore, makes the controversial decision to play as though he were drunk anyway.

[@finnlythemarshmallow]

14:32 I’m sorry lmao, I can’t with Lixian’s face omg LMAO best editor, 11/10

[@fishy2374]

I love this! He’s just hilarious, you did a great job picking the best clips :)

[@GlitterPartyTime]

Thank you :)

[@maichival]

The last one is my favorite XD “And here lies a stupid squid that couldn’t figure out how to water.”

[@rachelszarek7823]

Mark: we are family friendly *proceeds to kill a chicken while screaming violently*

[@EloiseRaeCullen]

Did anyone else scream and/or flinch when Mark jumped in the Nether? I literally screamed "NO!" XD

[@aubrey_shadow13]

9:13 As he was making his soliloquy about building a better house, he looked into the distance by those two birch trees, and I thought, "Wow there's a decent little place for a house-" Then the screen went yellow and his voice just boomed in my ears, " I s e e i t . " I'm in pain. 😂

[@koyasworld4156]

At 3:15 he literally looks like Professor Snape 😂

[@ReallChaosdiver]

10 points to griffindor

[@drakubro5577]

Interesting fact: My aunt actually met him at vidcon once. I didn't know until a few days ago. That might explain why I'm starting to watch him more as there's an unseen connection of gaming and baby faces

[@moltenfreddy1021]

Markiplier screaming over gold- the most useless ore in the game- is PURE GOLD. (ba-dum-shhh)

[@aydenbilow9148]

Markiplier content: exists Glitter part time: I can milk you

[@classified1915]

It’s so funny to know mark was once a kid friendly channel-

[@citrix8266]

I mean, it could’ve been a compilation of all the unnus annus videos

[@bluebunanimates6590]

Everyone: Lixxian is so funny! Me: 6:07 did NOT expect that-

[@crcoghill]

i would have also liked "Mark being a Dumdum for 23 minutes".

[@Awfulfeature]

I love Lixian’s editing.

[@littleperson8315]

the fact that he _didnt_ get killed by the enderman after smacking it BAFFLES ME

[@daedoingthings4595]

19:09 Noooo dont upset Lixian

[@shyfoxfeatherhere6446]

I love how Mark got scared from ambience sounds

[@gabyn5715]

He somehow manages to have a mental breakdown in every single Minecraft video and I love it

[@gottabeinspiring]

Perfect ending "and here lies a stupid squid that coudn't figure out how to water"

[@Unikay]

"I don't know how far 16 chunks is" **walks maybe one chunk or two chunks away**

[@sbug2242]

I have one word that will make you uncomfortable: *moist*

[@alexsarkisyan5192]

Alternative title: It’s Lixian channel and mark is at his mercy

[@ghosty6308]

1:29 “yum yum yum”

[@Petrie.33]

"This is a family channel we don't curse" me: yeah yeah right *looks at scary game playthroughs of his*

[@matthewroddick9737]

Markiplier, well known for his manly and professional style

[@urarakaochako6985]

Mark said "timelapse reengage." And i got an ad for godzilla vs king kong talk about perfect timing

[@a.pigeon]

Markiplier: I can milk you The entire internet: I can milk you

[@kybarksdale3637]

The fact that you can fit a full Minecraft episode from like 13 episodes is fantastic.

[@TheRealMargeSimpson]

Markiplier reminds me of the “Hi. I’m Michal Jackson. Stop, get some help”

[@trish7048]

Mark going into the nether and getting scared by everything really makes my day 😂

[@corvhysteria]

the way mark uses his swords throughout this series makes me all flavors of stressed

[@johndasalty111]

"But could you film this on something other than a piece of asparagus?"

[@madisondavis6029]

All the minecraft players watching mark cringing at hin useing a stone pick to mine diamonds

[@crestedgecko2718]

I can’t watch him play this because of how clueless he is I can’t it gives me so much anxiety

[@Kora_Cheri]

"Give me a random word" I do the same thing, but with THE SEEDS 🤣

[@bird_b0nezz]

the fact that this is only 360p makes it so much funnier

[@makaylat.7005]

he is the only man alive that makes watching minecraft actively stressful

[@BonesAlexander]

Knowing that he used a stone pickaxe to mine diamond really hurt seeing it for the frist time now seeing it again brought it all back.

[@amandakaschaksvlogs8216]

I saw your header on your KZbin profile and immediately subscribed I’m a huge fan of mark and Ethan and also the ship crankiplier big timeeee

[@Err0r-404-z6e]

Y does the Minecraft music work so well with him contemplating why we make art.

[@photondebuger45]

Mark: why do we make any art, why do we try to make art good... Also mark making the banger channel that was unus annus

[@yousfhelal321]

the fact of this montage is kinda sad actually, but that was everyone's start. keep going.

[@striped-bandaid2033]

When I heard the cave sound I had flashbacks from when you couldn't turn them off

[@milesgerig8005]

you can.. do that? *frantically searches as i am, too, afraid of cave sounds*

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

“i’m gonna leave your sack because i don’t even wanna touch it”

[@candycoated_rage6591]

21:55 BWAAAAAAAAHHH

[@jessiediaz4915]

Favorite moment tbh

[@milleniam]

5:01 NO NO NO. NONONO

[@rayoncracc1682]

“and here lies a stupid squid that couldn’t figure out how to water”

[@Roary949]

Maybe the next time that he plays Minecraft everybody should tell Markiplier that there’s a keep inventory option

[@sav3849]

you can almost hear the "E" in the thumbnail.

[@jonolivier9126]

4:58 Hearing "Sirenhead" in 2024 honest to god have me a bit of whiplash. Haven't heard of that fck in years.

[@devinetrash1936]

This sums up all my pain in one video

[@Tygermite]

I wish Markiplier kept going.

[@externalisopod3877]

I'm not convinced that mark isnt a 9 year old that learned all the curse words trapped in a big muscle man

[@zizi8890]

I feel it fitting that I was the 64th like for this

[@ohnoourtableitsbroken7672]

3:16 mark* trying to figure out how would all went wrong* 👁👄👁

[@deftrascal1626]

Mark trying to kill the zombies w his bare hands while he has a STICK AND TWO WOOD IN HIS HOTBAR is the best bit ever

[@Sean-qg3gg]

That part where he gets shot by the skeleton is so funny

[@reivoidwalker]

Which one 😂 he died from skeletons like four times lol

[@artlygalkd3502]

I want a Markiplier sound board. I will be abusing the “yumyumyum” button.

[@alvuigi_07]

Lixian should have told Mark to name the world Amadora

[@__wish.bone__3655]

It physically hurt to watch him mine diamind with a stone axe

[@Unikay]

The saddest moment by far is when he tried to do the water bucket trick in the nether

[@senatorpalpabean2638]

He's just a little guy (affectionate)

[@Relive-Anime]

I think we can all agree we've never seen anyone get as excited over gold in Minecraft as Markiplier

[@dripcolors8756]

this quality is amazing

[@kierstinishere4693]

"Here lies a stupid squid who didn't know how to wa"

[@SingeingVisionOfTheFirmament]

MARK WHY?! THOSE DIAMONDS COULDA BEEN A SWORD!

[@Tackless_]

please do not tell me this man filled the well from bottom to top one water block at a time.... it hurts

[@KatsuDrawn]

Imagine the opening being how you find out the Rapture happened.

[@dooter4941]

King of fnaf becomes man baby after playing minecraft

[@davidsempere464]

WHY IS THIS LOCKED AT 360P CUEOBAHCURBEH

[@kyoyugo6402]

Markplier: “censor it with something family friendly” Also markplier * kills animals infront of views

[@potatotomato7025]

Was wondering why it was 360p till I realized this wasn't Mark's video