60 Seconds! REATOMIZED

60 Seconds had an update about 3 years ago so in my usual timely fashion I'm gonna be the first to the scene with all the new content!
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[@dallasjones523]

I like how Mark held on to his ammunition throughout the entire challenge even after the gun he had was broken.

[@harlannguyen4048]

He was probably thinking that he'll get the gun fixed later on.

[@ogostascero3750]

Extra food

[@angelmateo6567]

Might be handy lol

[@throckmorton2425]

He thinks theyre neat

[@Gotthemdoughnuts]

Just in case... 😯

[@NWolfsson]

Timmy: I like space. Mark: I will die for this child.

[@giovannaa666]

You can literally see his face think about space and then reminisce on his childhood looking at the stars- just in his face

[@furry-b5h]

elon musk,most likely

[@Travminer123]

@Jack Wrath dude this is not jacks channel, i think ur in the wrong place.

[@goldenapple1754]

@Jack Wrath dude stop

[@realswobby]

Mark would love and adopt Hanako-kun for sure 😂

[@adorkypenguin]

If he ever plays more of this, feeding a person everytime they're hungry can "heal" them

[@shaunyjimenez9637]

@Jack Wrath yeah reported

[@shaunyjimenez9637]

@Logan Roof Uhuh reported

[@scrapinator8898]

@@shaunyjimenez9637 what the fuck is wrong with those two?

[@YourGoodPalSatanIsHere]

@@shaunyjimenez9637 you should just report them and not give them any attention. They’re only doing this for attention

[@Xioverze]

@@YourGoodPalSatanIsHere I'm like 90% sure they're bots

[@totallynotstoned4208]

*mutant bugs bite everyone* Mark: “thats fine” Mark later: “why is everyone sick!”

[@gaugelawson2209]

they got sick cuz they never showered

[@high212]

Or maybe they just never ate

[@C.A._Old]

*0:39** Similiar Reference From Team Fortress 2 Scout. :-')

[@Lance14470]

​@@C.A._Old how is that a tf2 reference

[@shulkonskyblockrwooosh3313]

5

[@DylanSwinson]

Timmy is just looking at Mark the whole time like “Dad, who is this man in the square?”

[@emarbaloush3142]

I'm laughing so hard

[@official_wonnie]

Timmy has found true sight

[@ryanwebb309]

Don't make jokes about his neice in an accident. That's rude

[@Ra1ny_Dayz]

Well son, that's the man that chooses our fate

[@official_wonnie]

@@ryanwebb309 yeah those two be all over the account spamming the same thing. Stupid bullies always hiding behind a innocent screen

[@fableshearth2457]

I love how Mark doesn't feed the family for 6 days and then is surprised when everyone gets sick

[@GodsReaperMan]

LOL I was thinking the same thing!!!

[@LeSarthois]

To be fair to him, it's something that he was told or read in a how-to, to save on water and soup. Tho probably no one added that in increased chances of sickness.

[@ZGold-v9s]

@Jack Wrath No, it is not too late for you to turn to Christ and be forgiven of your sins. ... The only sin God cannot forgive is the sin of refusing to accept His forgiveness. God's promise is for you: "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness" (1 John 1:9)

[@E-Recktable]

@@ZGold-v9s do not try to force religion onto people

[@gayisyay7081]

@@ZGold-v9s and i remain an atheist

[@goni2493]

Remember folks: Without Bob and Wade, Mark sucks at survival.

[@itsmebaige9804]

Each of them has 1 braincell so together they have 3 one can't live without the other xD

[@mr.2096]

Wade just goes blindly charging into chaos diverting our attention from Mark while Bob keeps morale by laughing at Mark, Wade and himself. They being togeather does not change Mark sucking at all. It just makes the experience more enjoyable. Hence Satisfactory, Half Dead 2, Hand Simulator, Bloody Trapland, the Forest, Fall Guys, Raft, Uno ft. Barbra, Monopoly, Golf Around, Cards against humanity, etc.

[@PALYER1REHAB]

ruined the 666...

[@antismo9998]

Idk.. He survived Hand Simulator Survival by himself

[@Banidil]

He owes Wade a few life debts

[@-simply_jules-7144]

Mark: "We NEED that ammunition" Gun: *casually broken* Mark 5 minutes later: "I need these bullets for sTuFf and tHiNgS"

[@VelkanAngels]

It's spare ammo. The gun always has ammo in it. The gun and the ammo are two seperate game-items with complerely different uses and events associated with them. Do no one who watch 60 Seconds let's plays actually play the game themselves? O_o

[@GwyndolinOwO]

@@VelkanAngels probably not, i know mark isn't always the best at the games he plays but assuming that ammo goes into a gum in a survival game that you haven't played before isn't the stupidest thing i've heard of before. I forgot what the fancy word for it is, but its easy to forget that simple facts aren't always stuff that everyone just, knows, especially when people watch for mark's personality and not the game itself, which is pretty common for youtubers.

[@C.A._Old]

*0:39** Similiar Reference From Team Fortress 2 Scout. :-')

[@Lithaos111]

*everyone is sick* "Doctors are offering assistance for 1 water" Mark: "Naaaaaah!" Mark later: "Why is everyone sick?"

[@anaalina5964]

They don't offer anything in return, they just take the water and fuck off.

[@EojinsReviews]

@@anaalina5964 isn't that chance-based? So sometimes they help and sometimes they run off.

[@anaalina5964]

@@EojinsReviews I don't think with this scenario, since they aren't actually doctors I'm pretty sure.

[@kizuati]

@@anaalina5964 In non re-atomized they come back and cure everyone later iirc.

[@808essentiallymeansacrashout]

@@kizuati nope,i checked.

[@jokkepokke95]

Mark: "area is still irradiated, okay probably not the best idea to go outside" also Mark: *SEND THE CHILD*

[@ed275]

Memento Mori

[@sherjane]

Memento Mori

[@randomkiddoscrewinaround2177]

Memento Mori

[@frosted_bagel3087]

Memento Mori

[@Simplesneaky]

Memento Mori

[@Aymelia-colon3]

I love how he gave away supplies to everyone but the doctors that would heal everyone.

[@siask4529]

Κκ

[@oops_trillertank619]

Awe top comment is always a spoiler

[@LordVader1094]

@@oops_trillertank619 fullscreen and don't read comments if it's troublesome

[@asrieldreemurr8059]

Because the doctor wouldn’t give him good deals

[@kaniamia]

Also the dangerous/crazy-looking woman at 36:10! Has he not seen the Home Alone movies?

[@doyoulikemyjordanslmao5129]

Something I always hated about this game is that the rest of of the family doesn’t help like we could get everything in the house if the family helped it’s just annoying

[@NicknotNak]

Or just walked themselves into the shelter

[@michaellovecat]

The tuba was just too loud

[@The73MPL4R]

If everyone helped gather supplies, the only thing the family would have to worry about is food and water, and even that wouldn't be an issue for a while if they follow a strict ration schedule

[@canthinkofaname73]

I just imagine that the one you play as is the only one who got the nuclear fallout warning or something

[@_AnotherUniverse_]

I agree lol

[@themineshack9711]

“I’ve heard that you don’t need to feed them every day, but I won’t be doing that” *feeds them once a week*

[@ethanmurphy2811]

fake 60 seconds fan

[@zuckleyplays4120]

@@ethanmurphy2811 😳

[@zuckleyplays4120]

@@ethanmurphy2811 maybe he’s just a markiplier fan lmao

[@sunstriketacos]

you feed them every five days

[@rockdragon3]

game: "delores needs food" mark, with 4 cans of soup: says "i can't do anything about that" for three days.

[@alijha3817]

P H Hb nb

[@mishyfushiko5175]

If you feed them everytime they "need food", you can feed them everyday or so. And you'll run out of food quickly.

[@Urban_Goose]

Im not 100% sure since my memory isn't the best but I'm pretty sure that he is supposed to feed them every 10 days and give them water every 5 days

[@error-code-1013]

lmao yea, he wonders why she died when it says she needed food lmao

[@christiandono5501]

@@mishyfushiko5175 he didn’t feed them for a week and a half

[@MetalMan1245]

Mark: I nEeD theSe bUllEtS Also Mark: Only has a broken gun.

[@stone5against1]

I think the old lady who needs bullet is a replacement for either the old man from the first movie, or the pidgeons lady from the second one, and would have helped fight off the bandits.

[@totallynothatguy]

He needs it to wash himself, apparently

[@MysTrysTisBek]

I was thinking, what if the armed person used those bullets to shoot Timmy?

[@Foxtrot-51]

@@totallynothatguy in the game, when u DO use them he uses the _gunpowder_ from the bullets to clean himself

[@chocolatebar6785]

@@stone5against1 shes in the base game as well, shes not exclusive to the home alone scenario

[@wombadom4462]

Mark letting Timmy go outside and stare at the stars because he likes space too is wholesome

[@tikaepixwhom666]

Finally someone said it

[@wombadom4462]

@@tikaepixwhom666 💪

[@C.A._Old]

*0:39** Similiar Reference From Team Fortress 2 Scout. :-')

[@Sanemibelookinfinetho]

​@C.A._Old why do you keep saying that in every comment I come across?

[@ragey2214]

The nostalgia hit different on this.

[@jetstreamsam56]

True

[@Fearless_doge1909]

@SC [Best KZbinr Ever] heh.. says the ai bot.

[@Fearless_doge1909]

@SillySanta your content is the definition of my dog taking a dump, ai bot.

[@Fearless_doge1909]

Mark is da best, self promoting ai bot.

[@jetstreamsam56]

@@Fearless_doge1909 That is true

[@somerandomwizard5799]

Markiplier: *is running out of food and water* Also Markiplier: *doesn’t go on an expedition*

[@JewTube001]

his entire strategy seems to be to hold up and wish for the best.

[@PopsiFlower]

He can't he is alone

[@NulliosG]

He literally states multiple times that he cannot. The point of the challenge is that he can’t.

[@X7RYQ]

@@PopsiFlower he's talking about the first run, not the timmy challenge thing

[@PopsiFlower]

@@X7RYQ Dude he literally says he can't

[@NaudVanDalen]

Even when Timmy is alone, the book says "we" and he also plays checkers by himself.

[@moonsquid224]

I play checkers by myself all the time, it's really not so bad

[@lotus_flower2001]

@@moonsquid224 yeah me too. I totally suck though, haven't won a single game.

[@moonsquid224]

@@lotus_flower2001 Ah damn. Sorry about your game luck. I've won every single checkers game personally maybe I can give you some advice

[@Roxannx.e]

I feel like when mark plays Timmy is alone part I think it's a Home Alone reference

[@loganbabb8509]

Because he is going immediately insane in a bunker

[@DRGEngineer]

i love that the whole entire Timmy Being Alone challenge is literally just one big post apocalyptic Home Alone reference.

[@breannaingerman6986]

I was hoping someone else noticed that too

[@desperado4367]

Markiplier: "The at least one..." Developers: (Sweats nervously)

[@samsungnotification6412]

DEVELOPERS YOU HAVE FAILED TO MAKE A PERFECT GAME

[@whos-cam]

“They had faith in themselves that I had faith in THEM.” - Markiplier 2021

[@TheLadyBlerd]

It's gems like this... 😭

[@green_tea2922]

@꧁ꕥMidnight The Wolfꕥ꧂ eh don’t give them the attention they want

[@GeeseInSuits]

@꧁ꕥMidnight The Wolfꕥ꧂ it's a bot I'm pretty sure

[@good-sofa]

@꧁ꕥMidnight The Wolfꕥ꧂ don't be childish, it's probably a bot anyway

[@good-sofa]

Hey, another man of culture! (I'm a big fan of Miyazaki)

[@coolboy69-13]

Hey mark there's a game called: "The Last Stand: Aftermath" and I think this was one of your favorite 2d survival flash game if I remember it correctly. U should definitely check it out since the game came out this month and yeah love your content man keep it up!

[@MartyBrawls]

I loved Union City!!

[@RedWolf-7203]

I thought flash died?

[@williamgrimes6131]

@@RedWolf-7203 its not a flash game, its a rouge-like survival game on PC, Xbox and Playstation

[@thatoneintrovert9618]

Yesss I love the last stand

[@RedWolf-7203]

@@williamgrimes6131 Oooooooh

[@MoonwalkerTheRealOne]

Cat: *meow* Mark: no way Cat: *meows while sitting on shelf* Mark: Shodikov

[@CiroSalgado-wy3mw]

*sharikov*

[@brettyacyshen9352]

"We figured out it wasn't the Soviets we heard, turns out it was Canadians, which isn't that much better" Me a Canadian: "No, no. She's got a point."

[@stupidthefish1979]

Considering the fact that in WW1, Canada committed the most War Crimes, I would agree with you saying the Canadians aren’t much better than the soviets

[@AwesomeIan135]

@@stupidthefish1979 any links/sources, or at least names of specific war crimes?

[@clocked0]

@@stupidthefish1979 The war of 1812 is why Americans don't try to fuck with us lol

[@stupidthefish1979]

@@AwesomeIan135 I know one platoon was given gas weapons, and they used all of it

[@ianraymo350]

@@clocked0 I mean... the United States Military would basically roll over the Canadian one with little trouble. Sure it'd be a guerilla war in the north and perhaps some resistance in the major cities but beyond that Canada would fall. The reason the USA hasn't done so is that there's no reason to invade Canada. We're good enough friends that we can get to Alaska by land, the Saint Laurence is traversable to both parties, and there's not really much Canada has that would bring value to the United States in terms of resources. Mind you this isn't blindly saying the USA would win with no bloodshed, there would definitely be a number of casualties however there isn't really anything anyone can do militarily to assist Canada on the ground.

[@JoshL117]

Worse case scenario: hoarding tons of canned food, but forgetting a can opener.

[@anth636]

Ted: tries to open them with his pickle jar opening hand. Timmy: bite and gnaw them open. Mary Jane: cuts open the can with her tuba Delores: *yeets the can at the wall*

[@RottingMoss]

That was literally a method of torture in I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

[@Tavibear]

That reminds me of that episode of daria. They got stuck in the fallout shelter full of cans of food but didn't have a can opener so they all ended up dying

[@grosebud4721]

There are other ways to open a can tho

[@Yoiyoshi23]

@@grosebud4721yea there's even cans that let you open it with just your hand

[@chefcc90]

This entire thing just proves that I don't want to be locked in a shelter with Mark. Day 1: We ate Markiplier. He was delicious

[@sherjane]

Day 2: We continue to eat him 😏

[@FlareStorms]

@@sherjane Day 3: we are still eating markiplier

[@Bowl_Of_Rice]

@@FlareStorms day 4: we are running out of Markiplier to eat.

[@FlareStorms]

@@Bowl_Of_Rice Day 5: we found some more markiplier

[@Minohorse]

@@FlareStorms Day 6: Our supply of Markiplier has ended. But turns out, the flavor was too good to even consider eating anything else. . . who shall be the next volunteer? -Wendigo ending-

[@Chris_Pickaxe]

I remember watching this game back in elementary school. It made me terrified I would die from a nuke at any moment.

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

remember, sitting under the school desk with your hands on your head makes you invincible!

[@nigtcore101]

Wait elementary? God I feel old 😭😭

[@Chris_Pickaxe]

@@nigtcore101 I know, right? I'm close to graduating high-school now!

[@Jeff-dw5zf]

I used to be so unbelievably scared of a nuclear issue that would slowly eat away at my family, supplies, and sanity…

[@horsefuneral27]

fr why is it so scary lmfao

[@pppratt]

Timmy: * has basic human need * Mark: Why you so goddamn hungry? 😆

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

@Joanna ye

[@Lance14470]

I think he did the same in papers please 😂

[@C.A._Old]

*0:39** Similiar Reference From Team Fortress 2 Scout. :-')

[@bushfighter21]

I love how the bandits are clearly Marv and Harry and the whole act is just Home Alone

[@kidssnyder9680]

Ikr

[@asrieldreemurr8059]

Yeah it’s just a whole home alone in the game lol

[@1495BRITT]

I was wondering if anyone else saw that!!!!

[@FennecFelix.memento]

I was gonna cry if no one got that 😂

[@johnhassen6191]

Totally! And the 1,2,10 is from the movie he is watching and plays back multiple times!

[@bounter_]

The fact that Mark doesn't feed anyone after like 5 days of not giving them food, gives me brain pain

[@todkobell4429]

sameeee i was like please feed them pleasee

[@cayben8865]

I mean you can last 21 days without food so

[@todkobell4429]

@@cayben8865 i just remember the original but i just remembered you could last 10 days without food but should feed them every 5 days thats why i was worrying and also it shows that they all got sick after lol

[@mihaitavraciu2248]

Only the true gigachads remember that you give them water every 5 days and food every 7 days

[@tinabean4278]

3:01 Gas mask and axe hanging above the fireplace. Not the most common choice of decor

[@re--dacted]

Uh, Reatomized was free for people who owned the original, Mark.

[@alexanderspeechley124]

Is that Jim Pickens spreading his wisdom... Mark you should feel honoured

[@FallingUpStupidity]

Red handed

[@anniemay13]

What if he deleted the game? Would he have to re-pay for it then

[@Justin-ee1mv]

He got the game for free years ago when the update came out and due to it being a different game itself on steam, He just forgot he got it for free and he though he paid for it years ago as he said in the video, he just assume he bought it years ago cause now people can buy this version of the game for people who don’t own the original.

[@FiksIIanzO]

@GoTi4No Different games have different achievements. Reatomized isn't a DLC or anything, it's a whole different game on steam. What on earth are you talking about?

[@IDontKnow8b]

This is one of my favorite playthroughs Mark has done, I’m so glad to see it back

[@rowanned]

Ikr I love this game

[@IDontKnow8b]

@YeaMan next time you do unwanted commercial content spam spell page right 👍

[@WillowWispGaming]

i still occasionally go back and watch through his play through lol

[@InnerRise]

How can this be your favourite? I'm pretty sure mark loses and sabotages on purpose to prolong these videos bc his choices are so stupid. I'm not watching past the first attempt bc that was ridiculous and a waste of my time how he threw the gsme.

[@IDontKnow8b]

@@InnerRise it’s kinda just my opinion man

[@TimeBucks]

Mark doesn't feed the family for 6 days and then is surprised when everyone gets sick

[@kevinsells9924]

I know watching that was kind of painful.

[@TheAtemAndrew]

And then continues to repeatedly starve them.

[@CRT_YT]

man random marketing guy working at TimeBucks you really been going mad with the comments

[@avabraniger3514]

They got sick cause they didn’t shower, they can go 5 days without water and 10 days without food

[@MyCakePop]

@@avabraniger3514 yea I thought this was common knowledge of this game. You bring the Boy Scout book and that helps them last longer without food and water.

[@blkmagicks7231]

this was the most insufferable gameplay of 60 seconds ive ever watched, it’s beautiful

[@daethalion1725]

I love the way Dolores just sits there silently judging everyone else with her eyes. What a mom.

[@CheZGamesOfficial]

I love Marks energy he has the best around..

[@laracrotft]

@Human Rights what lmfao

[@devraj0029]

@Human Rights u need help?

[@satrajitsantra3452]

@Human Rights so, you need attention. I see...

[@straightmaster]

Ur litterly called @human Rights

[@benwalton7565]

You can say he's... reatomized? 😄

[@zanecdote4701]

No one does intros like Mark does intros. He’s on another level.

[@StarPlatinumAr]

Ikr

[@davidpavon9904]

True

[@danate3849]

No, good intros (or intros in general.) aren't a quality, or useful talent.

[@ElloDere]

@@danate3849 so is sharing your opinion.

[@OrionsCat]

@@ElloDeresheesh you fucking did him a first degree burn

[@KarrHaxan111]

30:40 Bug spray is very flammable. One time I showed my buddy when you spray it into a lighter and it makes like a makeshift flame thrower but some of the spray was on my hand, long story short I accidentally caught my hand on fire for a few seconds. I don't recommend doing it unless you wanna turn yourself into human bacon, you've been warned

[@karenamyx2205]

You're saying DON'T play with chemicals to shoot huge sprays of flaming inferno? Hm. Interesting.

[@ZestyScreaming]

I burnt down half my living room with heavy bug spray usage and a electric fly swatter

[@MinusLife]

That almost perfect run you had on here several years ago still hurts to watch. Hope you can get it done here! 👍

[@rafaelbr3563]

@YeaMan And?

[@puntachu]

@YeaMan the crazy part is no one asked

[@Aroace_artist]

@YeaMan Hey guess what!? Nobody gives a fuck!! :D

[@royliber3824]

Im sure Mark will get it eventually! He used to play this game quite a lot before as I remember so he knows what needs to be done. Problem is, you need to rely quite a lot on RNG in this game which can definitely make things more complicated. Im sure he will get it tho.

[@DutchGuyMike]

Ironically, as Mark often does, he does the wrong thing at the exact wrong moment lol (alas, for him!)

[@skeleton_legs]

I love the home alone reference of the “I’m gonna pump your guts full of lead. 1, 2, 10.” and then harry and marv show up in the shelter. just incredible

[@DrBacon22]

Thank goodness I’m not the only one who noticed 😅

[@xXSakuraTearsXx]

Also, the part where they called the bandits some _‘filthy animals!’_

[@awedarts2015]

When Timmy dies during Mark’s first attempt at the challenge, the bandits look similar to the ones in the movie as well!

[@theopminer952]

The entire challenge is a Home alone reference, it is even named Shelter Alone

[@skeleton_legs]

@@theopminer952 omg i didn’t even notice. i love that

[@MrLow129]

I’ve grown so used to Lixian’s editing that I can tell when he isn’t the one editing the video 🤣

[@elizabethhooper5379]

The description makes it seem as though he at least edited it some lol

[@gemmuffin57]

that's funny lol

[@BeeMarzipan]

he edits it along with either marcus or rachel, all of them (including lixian obviously) have their own style which makes the editing more varied for each video personally my favorite editor is rachel, her editing is really funny to me, like in the murder house video

[@nightmare_drake]

So happy to see Mark playing this game again. It was one that I hyper-fixated on back when he first played it and now I’m so excited to have another video on it!🥰

[@ZaTrapu]

Tip: the best wave to save food and water is giving them every 5 days and when they come back after the 5 day mark

[@danieloceansmith3156]

If I recall it’s specifically when you have the scout handbook.

[@sparklydonut3613]

Doctors:"show up to heal everyone sick for some water" Mark: "No I don't think I will"

[@kimbaldun]

Either way he'll die since it's the last gallon of water he had left

[@nicolemoran9977]

They weren’t real doctors

[@tonimiller565]

"could be a good rock. could be a great rock." wise words to live by.

[@gamecargo15]

Game: $10.00 Also Game: "The at least one" Mark: *releases wrath of cthulhu*

[@carealoo744]

It was Timmy writing

[@AllenMZim]

I love how so much of the journal entry dialogue during the Timmy Alone mode was taken from Home Alone, almost word for word. 😆

[@RepostCollection]

The fact the developers used "we" in every sentence when it was just Timmy (which should have made him write in first person) kills me

[@sinteleon]

Maybe he's getting delusional at that point.

[@Foxtrot-51]

@@sinteleon probably

[@dkjcb3993]

I like to think that it was the mind of a little kid. Ya know, pretending his family is still there and safe, and didn't abandon him. Think imaginary friends sorta deal. At least that's what I tell myself to avoid thinking about the creators using incorrect point of view and pronouns lol.

[@flamingson]

Should we be amazed mark is missing the obvious Home alone references

[@ookamihime5122]

I looked through all the comments just to see if anyone else noticed and SADLY you are LITERALLY the only one

[@macklinillustration]

There was a Terry Pratchett one in there too

[@flamingson]

@@ookamihime5122 how could no one notice references to one of my favorite childhood classics watch it every Christmas

[@crutec126]

I'm pretty sure he realized it was a home alone reference immediately. but pointing out every little reference would've gotten repetitive

[@catwithoutaname4964]

It's very clear that he GOT them, but the entire thing was a home alone reference. What was he supposed to say "he, home alone reference"?

[@sincerely_sam67]

"This game costed me 10 DOLLARS" Also Mark: A millionaire

[@Gust3883]

The at least one

[@kevinsundelin8639]

He is not a millionaire lmao

[@parkernark]

@@kevinsundelin8639 he earns between 10-20 million each year. i’d call that a millionaire.

[@j.sargent9172]

@@kevinsundelin8639 33 million subs, will definitely make you a millionaire

[@lsfe6480]

@@kevinsundelin8639 was this sarcastic?

[@TheShepard2011]

“They had faith in themselves of me having faith in them.” - Markplier from the Teggen Laggan timeline

[@declantecho1717]

@Jack Wrath go down there and check, degenerate

[@Plazmasoldier]

@@declantecho1717 Next time, don’t even bother to comment. What you say to them won’t make a difference. Just take a second to report them and then move on to the next comment section and repeat the process.

[@estrangedstrayed6274]

Let me see you grit those teeth!

[@ZGold-v9s]

@Logan Roof No, it is not too late for you to turn to Christ and be forgiven of your sins. ... The only sin God cannot forgive is the sin of refusing to accept His forgiveness. God's promise is for you: "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness" (1 John 1:9)

[@ZGold-v9s]

@Logan Roof No, it is not too late for you to turn to Christ and be forgiven of your sins. ... The only sin God cannot forgive is the sin of refusing to accept His forgiveness. God's promise is for you: "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness" (1 John 1:9)

[@kaylapowell2793]

Random, but the setup in the background of Mark’s recording room looks really great!

[@jean-lucmarrero9428]

didn't even notice till I read this comment. I agree, looks dope!

[@inanislupus7579]

Yup, it looks so eye pleasing for some reason

[@ItsMeLarky]

Now THAT'S oddly satisfying 😌✨

[@weisermetroid7293]

The nostalgia hits hard with this one, I loved Mark playing 60 seconds

[@DaHomieLexi]

I love how he was so persistent with keeping the ammunition but his gun was busted😭

[@TheFlamingGamerYT]

I saw someone playing this game a few months ago. I’m surprised I didn’t hear about the game back when it came out. I’m glad I did, and now seeing Mark playing this recent (a few years ago) update is pretty nice. It’s a lot fun from what I’ve seen

[@cloudymayweather8564]

60 seconds is a hilarious game, I'm glad Mark is playing this game. Maybe he will start doing some challenges with this??? Edit: Thanks for the likes mates

[@Dreadfarer]

he played it before a few time, he also played 60 parsec. i doubt he'll do any more videos on them

[@cloudymayweather8564]

@@Dreadfarer That seems fair he does have a lot on his plate

[@InnerRise]

@@Dreadfarer I can't tell. I'm pretty sure mark loses and sabotages on purpose to prolong these videos bc his choices are so stupid. I'm not watching past the first attempt bc that was ridiculous and a waste of my time.

[@raphi6817]

Mark: "hey here a game you guys liked when it relevant 3 years ago"

[@nacregem]

oooohh I miss the kubz scouts

[@IPukeFire]

I like how Mark's first victory was just some kid with a whole Home Alone reference that he doesn't even realize.

[@jakesouthern4050]

He literally acknowledged it before he started it

[@jakesouthern4050]

27:30 “I love the idea of Timmy home alone”

[@skillzhxllxw1321]

yeah he didnt realize the joke from the pumping with lead and didnt realize that when the first time he lost on it the two robbers from home alone were in the shelter

[@VelkanAngels]

@@skillzhxllxw1321 - W-.. did you people watch the video without the sound on? How are so many people insisting that Mark had no clue, that he was playing a 60 Seconds-version of Home Alone? As the guy above you correctly pointed out, Mark literally said at 27:30: "I love the idea of Timmy Home Alone"...

[@Quicklightning]

@@VelkanAngels but he could have been just saying Timmy being home alone

[@danelyn.1374]

I feel like Mark completely forgot everything about 60 seconds as he was genuinely super involved and knowledgeable about it in previous episodes, even going out of his way to research the outcomes of specific events and what they give... now it's almost like it's a new game for him lmao

[@DatBoiUKno]

The entire intro was a “believe in the me that believes in you” speech but drunk and passing out quickly.

[@bettyandrade]

@YeaMan yea sure.

[@TheLittleDove02]

The 'Home Alone' references were absolutely great. I don't know if Mark noticed them and didn't say anything or simply didn't catch any one of them. I haven't seen the movie in a long time so i wasn't entirely sure but the 'Merry Christmas you filthy animals!' is what confirmed my suspicions.

[@asrieldreemurr8059]

Yeah I love all of them, the whole challenge was a home alone reference

[@itsallforjake6957]

I was looking for this comment because I thought nobody else noticed it

[@alexandermiddleton1023]

@it's all for Jake me too

[@1italyanjr]

Bro i was thinking that i was the only one that noticed that

[@jankoflak820]

6:07 It's actually: Water every 5 days, Soup every 10 days. (If nothing has changed form the base game)

[@TheDevilDreamsAgain]

I thought it was food every 5 and water every 3, but it's also been like 2 years since I've watched any of this game 😅

[@kaitlando636]

Lol

[@dev7845]

no. water 5 and food 5. if you do food 10, then you start to get sick

[@SilverWolf_-cj4qn]

@@TheDevilDreamsAgain nope, food 10 water 5. If you're short on supplies. I usually play on the safe side and do food 8 water 4.

[@thunderface9128]

​​@@SilverWolf_-cj4qnno reason to ever feed or water below 5

[@braxtoncrume5980]

You can see the Invaders they look exactly like the dude from Home Alone and all the traps are pretty much the same I love it

[@venividivici2175]

+"Shelter Alone" +"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals" + How the burglars look when they finally get into the shelter. The Home Alone references are so glaring, how is it going over everyone's heads?

[@mayoman4257]

Was it going over peoples heads?

[@Ghost-lk2fc]

It's so glaring no one needs to say it

[@Synthesyn342]

Did it really though? I don’t think so…

[@imsorryforarguingbut4555]

*oHnO! People aren’t noticing the obvious references?? Even though the whole thing was a reference and people shouldn’t be expected to point out every obvious little detail since it would be awkward?! I, an internet goblin, must take every chance to display my superiority!!!*

[@scottbarden1077]

I thought it was clearly obvious

[@jprofio]

I wasn't aware that Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler made a cameo in 60 Seconds, but seeing a trader that describes his deals as "like cutting his own throat" made my day

[@CrispyInsomniac]

same!

[@СергийТихомиров-в4н]

Oh yeah!

[@robinchesterfield42]

Yes! There's also a bit that's been in the (original) game since the beginning: When the "reminisce about an old relative you haven't seen in forever" thing pops up, one of the options is "old Uncle Terry, whose stories about wizards and *turtles* always made us laugh..." Awww...

[@pepto843]

I love how the cat just shows back up and that isn’t questioned haha

[@juandemarko8348]

The 10 bucks was worth it just to see mark come back to this hilarious game

[@adriennejohnson9818]

The 10 bucks you didn’t even spend 🙄

[@masterblaster2678]

@@adriennejohnson9818 The 10 bucks, and even more, we give him back with our views. All he's really losing is time. And he seems to enjoy the game still so it's not a waste. The 10 bucks thing he's doing is just a joke.

[@griddle3086]

I feel like mark didn’t know this was one big home alone reference

[@aidenr3310]

Same

[@TheLadyBlerd]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals 😏

[@middleCased]

He did

[@dept1374]

He did that’s why he laughed when we was reading it LOL

[@SeanEGHatch]

I can't believe how far I had to scroll down to find this comment. I think Mark has never seen Home Alone.

[@ginnungagap9793]

"How could I prepare for anything when you didn't tell me I needed to prepare?!?!" It's almost like the entire time the bandits were saying they were going to come back, and it's almost like the various traders had some things that could have been traded between them to get, say, a rifle.

[@Slothlover8501]

Alternative title: “A ‘masochist’ attempts to survive in a nuclear wasteland”

[@bendythedancingdemon3544]

"A masochist attempts to survive in a nuclear wasteland *AGAIN*"

[@datguy8006]

He’s not a masochist. It’s about the *pOwEr*

[@imsorryforarguingbut4555]

@@datguy8006 yeah, he’s just testing his *liMiTs*

[@СергийТихомиров-в4н]

Surely you mean, "not a masochist"?

[@averageinternetfurry8464]

The people saying “open in the name of freedom!” is just teenagers, they give you free things, which can be an axe or gun. (might be more)

[@rooknizan2923]

The only possible drops that the Wolverines can provide is an Axe, a Gun, or 2 Water.

[@phoenixrose1995]

Mark, playing as the Mom is a handicap since she has to pick up Ted, and Ted takes up 3 hand slots. If you play as Ted, the mom only takes up 2 hand slots, allowing you to pick up more items

[@actionpackedgaming]

min maxing the marriage

[@Cowpiedoo]

and not grabbing ted or the mom gives you 4 hand slots.

[@oliviaislowkeycool]

Mark: THIS COST ME 10 DOLLARS Also mark: I genuinely bought a pee sauna

[@captaincomet9963]

There is no proof of that

[@TreguardD]

The worst part? He actually got it for free by owning the 60 seconds.

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

@@captaincomet9963 **ticking clock noises**

[@jblen]

Oh man I remember this game. Pretty sick honestly, and very unique for what is seemingly a 1 screen text based adventure game.

[@rufthegruf]

i would absolutely never let mark in a bunker with me

[@kittybun8845]

I'd let him in a bunker with me, but I wouldn't let him make any decisions on his own.

[@cescimes]

@@kittybun8845 true, it's also free meat, after all

[@NekoStreamsHD]

If only mark knew that “hairy mutant” was actually a pupper

[@Lynnsayshi]

Why do people still use the word pupper…

[@dreaincognita]

@@Lynnsayshi because it's cute and makes them happy? sheesh it's 2021 let people use the words they want... it's not even an offensive word or anything.

[@Lynnsayshi]

@@dreaincognita it’s not even cute it’s just cringy

[@avylol08]

@@Lynnsayshi that's just your opinion though? 👀 No point in attacking those who aren't even actually bothering you in any way

[@Lynnsayshi]

@@avylol08 why is it attacking when I’m asking a question and saying my opinion. Y’all soft if you really think that

[@jellyberns9850]

The home alone references in the Timmy only challenge are hilarious! Sad mark didnt catch on to them tho.

[@jewell9745]

I know right

[@tom_k_cook]

not to mention at the perfect particular time.

[@CaLypSO4456]

I thought he would catch it XDD

[@MADXS0L]

he did though, that's why he was laughing while reading the description of the challenge 😅

[@AnimatedTerror]

This game stresses me out to no end. Glad Mark’s playing it and not me or the family would’ve died in the first 48 hours.

[@evcbdvabdviv8009]

Same

[@kayleigh8793]

@SillySanta ok bot

[@pairofyeezys]

@SillySanta Santa I thought you were supposed to be nice not naughty

[@pairofyeezys]

@SC [Best KZbinr Ever] another bot

[@WolfyNeedsSleepYT]

@SC [Best KZbinr Ever] more like worst KZbinr ever

[@jpg.gamesyt2610]

DARKIPLIER IS BACK! 35:33

[@DailyThingsNew]

I'm failing to understand why Mark had such an emotional attachment to the ammunition for the entirety of the video. Like..bruh..the gun was broke lol. What else are you gonna do with ammo?

[@Haaalp]

Put the ammo in the bandits. Duh.

[@DailyThingsNew]

@@Haaalp just shove em in

[@silentlittle1200]

Mark: "A convenient man hole in the middle of the room where have I heard that?" Me: a heIEsT WItH maRkIPLiEr 17:35

[@Lanabana0143]

I looked though the comments just to find out what he was talking about I totally forgot about that

[@loganfury7433]

It’s actually from a Junji ito novel and that’s what the scene in a hiest with is referencing

[@TheCatWatches]

I remember watching these alone at night in my college dorm with a cheap 80 cent can of spaghettios relating to Mark’s frustrations and the characters in the game sans nuclear fallout

[@cogwithnoambition2990]

@At the end of everything, what will we have? They ain't people.

[@cogwithnoambition2990]

@At the end of everything, what will we have? Never hurts to have a backup, especially when it comes to something as sad as mocking the dead through bots.

[@cogwithnoambition2990]

@nemo pouncey I've noticed.

[@navarrojen47]

Anyone else noticed the home alone reference at 28:20? Even the bandits look like Harry and Marv lol

[@TheoddLegend]

I'm loving these games that he's coming back to. I really hope we get an hour long video of "universe sand box" series soon.

[@Aventrixmusic]

sends Timmy out with no food. "why is Timmy hungry"

[@gabrielp4181]

It’s actually a dream come true that he’s playing this again

[@Mystic-Midnight]

"The at least one" actually makes gramatical sense in this case cause in the prior Journal entry it says "we know at least one of the bandits is barefoot" and therefore they are mentioned again as the "at least one barefooted" bandit.

[@misakiusagi]

Mark:"How am I suppose to get supplies when I cant go out!!" Also mark: *says no to ever option that would give him supplies* 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@ScaryClownProduction]

The trader who says his deals are so low "he's cutting his own throat" is a Discworld reference!

[@acidempire7188]

Ole Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, purveyor of suspicious sausages and pies

[@shelliepancake9202]

Yes! Was looking for the comment! Good ol' Cut-Me-Own-Throat-Dibbler :)

[@konstantinosgkane7593]

Didn't catch it during the run but I noticed it in the diary at the end. Day 27: C.M.O.T.D.

[@anoncyclist2131]

"im slitting me own throat" has to be some reference to diskworld and the trader.

[@greygamestv7800]

imma keep it real and say that this is the first Markiplier video that i've seen in a long time.. and i'm instantly comforted by Mark during his Let's Plays.. it all feels so nostalgic.. it's crazy

[@beccafico8425]

Mark: "I'm no good at this" Me: What?! But you MADE IT TO DAY 30!!! You SAVED Timmy!! You beat the Bandits!!!!!!

[@fryetheronin22]

Mark spends $10 on this game. Doesn't get upset so far. "the at least one" (Mark is infuriated)

[@themetalmario77]

35:31 timestamp

[@jaday8873]

Saw this as soon as he said it

[@ev1d1ous]

@Logan Roof dude stop being a freak???

[@a_very_burnt_steak]

Lol

[@SaMMich_TiMe]

"im surprised the game is going even though Delores is dead, but I guess it happens to us all..." "All parents dies, its part of the great circle of life" Wow Mark I didn't expect this level of existential heaviness at this time of the morning

[@GrayCrownRBLX]

@Jack Wrath don't care, didn't ask

[@KittyKatty999]

This is the same guy who made Unus Anus

[@silvercandra4275]

All I thought when he said the second line was "Hey Siri... call us daddy!"

[@joed6141]

35:38 Billionaires be like

[@MrDsmen]

Mark: this remake was 10$ Game dev: gives it to everyone who had the original game for free source: me because I sure as hell didnt buy the remake :D

[@robinchesterfield42]

Me too! I got the remake for free as well. :)

[@ClumsyNoname276]

same

[@injwan6362]

snd he made thousands of dollars out of it for putting it on youtube

[@jaein82]

Come on Mark, the developers didn't expect players to actually read.

[@trropicalninja3816]

Finally, 60 seconds is back! So nostalgic

[@t3n0n79]

Would luv to see Mark play another series of Oxygen not Included on the Ice Planet. Last time the struggle was the heat of all the devices. I wound how he would deal with the oposit.

[@uttermostvids631]

When I played it it was a lot simpler