Speedrunners: RUN FOR YOU LIFE!!

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[@Luiz43447]

11:59 Bob's laughs matched the character so perfectly im shook

[@tsukishoww]

the universe has blessed us

[@haydengregg8314]

Wat

[@Momogamer9]

And at 27:46 xD

[@metaphoricalparachute9130]

yeah i think it happens a few times that's awesome

[@franciscerborino5895]

Lmao ikr? I thought I was the only one who noticed

[@Wafflestairs]

Bob: Bot makes us look absolutely terrible. Wade: At least you guys can leave the starting line... *sad music plays*

[@dylanglassgow7458]

*World's smallest violin*

[@l0rdbnne795]

thanks for the play by play

[@suned3128]

L0rdBnne7 Thanks for the asshole remark

[@thelegendarypickle9726]

SunED Thanks for the- um- er- thing remark thing- er, not sure-

[@VolcanicoD.S.]

Let me play a sad tune on the world’s tiniest violin

[@lunarmoon7636]

27:58 the guy who did the 'mike litoris' thing must feel like an absolute legend. he pranked wade on stream AND his joke got immortalized in a markiplier video. also wade said this isnt the first time he fell for that xD

[@coobeeethics4856]

fell for what? the way he pronounced his name? ohhh nevermind XD

[@a_very_burnt_steak]

Lol

[@loki4807]

Wade seems like the kinda guy who would fall for ligma balls and Dr. Mike Ox

[@amonggaming3822]

Jack: speed is key Mark: SPOOOOOOD!

[@ivancubacub531]

@@shaunrosbach9850 different + difficult timezones I think

[@suned3128]

Shaun Rosbach Because they hate each other and wish death upon one another. No it’s obviously different time zones stupid.

[@Marscael24]

Game:speedrunners Jack: SpeEd is keY

[@selfdestructivecat4922]

Spood is good

[@eugene9708]

@@selfdestructivecat4922 speed is geed

[@JayHawk4372]

Everything perfectly timed: Bob and his character laugh at the same time: 11:59 Wade sneezes and triggers sudden death: 15:33 Mark and Bob say the same thing together: 15:48

[@adamshafeeq8685]

23:27 - 23:32 Mark goes "boom" at the exact moment of those shockwaves 26:02 Mark and Bob go back to get an item

[@kieran101yes]

​@@adamshafeeq8685He says boom at the same time as the shockwaves because *he used the shockwaves.*

[@TheBloodswordsman]

"You won't. No balls" This has pretty much become my catch phrase when I play anything.

[@chinhthehugger9284]

I used it too much in a stream and now the streamer ban me from using it

[@christhompson60]

Me too

[@barrythorlakson9767]

"You won't. No balls" I'm probably the only one to notice that the guy in the unicorn suit is literally called Unic, presumably pronounced the same way as eunuch, but I still found it really funny

[@geraldfitzgerald4341]

Don’t forget “You right”

[@Anonymous529]

When playing? This has become one of my main phrases even when talking to friends lmao

[@isaccgilliam1450]

Why was the Chicken Suit guy the perfect avatar for Wade?

[@midenarithmos9200]

Every Character perfect for them. Mark always Screaming and angery Wade always the Chicken Guy in the group And Bob Who's always laughs at everything

[@connor48880]

Wade is a chicken in Gamg Beasts and Ultimate Chicken Horse too. Guess he just likes chickens

[@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523]

yes

[@katherinehagedorn8783]

because he is a chicken :3

[@weltfenos1021]

And why does bob sound like his unicorn character

[@supereststinger]

22:14 Mark: SPOOD! I mean speed! Me: *Falls to the ground laughing*

[@games1004]

Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, SPOOD! ... Speed! X-D That was the most dramatic thing. Rofl.

[@markyman8553]

Bob: How many boxes did Mark hit? Mark: yes

[@ravenfuckantifa2000]

Bob: All of 'em Mark: *hears Bob* All of 'em

[@jacobgr4169]

Flashback to the original speedrunners episode

[@jameswent48]

No one cares

[@1G0R03]

That’s me ingame, i’m a box magnet when i play speedrunners LOL.

[@Wafflestairs]

Mark: Uh, how do I enter Big Picture mode? Absolutely no one: Mark: *Alright, good, thanks*

[@pltkaiser9258]

Wolfy That’s how every Ohioans act. Trust me.

[@CybernerdShua]

Yes, we can watch the video.

[@CybernerdShua]

@@reitersul586 I was thinking the same thing.

[@unclemert3468]

CAN KNOW

[@Equetix]

I still will never forget that legendary moment when wade ran the wrong way which resulted in bob almost passing out laughing... Best moment in youtube history lmao

[@mrreyes5004]

This needs more likes. That moment almost had ME dying of laughter (both from Wade diving headfirst into oblivion and Bob subsequently laughing his lungs out for almost a solid minute).

[@LinhTran-oq7fz]

I was looking for this in the comments haha. Omg I had to pause at that moment and I think it took me a good 5 minutes to fully recover lol

[@lucasjames9684]

When?...

[@lucasjames9684]

Like I know what happened but what time

[@user-vo8zy1ee6t]

Only true fans remember that moment.

[@humansarentreal5153]

16:05 all i can think of is the legendary prophunt moment with the traffic cone and fish between Mark and Bob xD

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

If mark says you run for your life: Run first, ask questions later

[@isabellaj5685]

No no. Run for *you* life

[@Captain_Deacon]

PLZ sub

[@that_catto]

@@Captain_Deacon pls kill me

[@Cat-pw5qr]

Good thing he said 'Run for you life' instead

[@ihatefortnut8290]

@@that_catto Çökelek peyniri xD markipler'ın yorumlarında ilk defa bir TÜRK Görüyorum

[@luzcalero3693]

11:59 when he's laughing the celebration looks exactly how he's laughing or something like that

[@pankakemancer4952]

Mark: Has a character in the game based on his online persona made by the devs themselves in appreciation of him Also Mark: Just plays a default character

[@dannyflintstone7003]

he said that he doesn't have it anymore so that's probably why

[@Anonymous529]

@@dannyflintstone7003 It’s a DLC Character. The devs probably made it for him only, but then released it publicly as part of a DLC; so Mark probably needs to buy the DLC if he wants to be him in the game.

[@dannyflintstone7003]

@@Anonymous529 can you still buy it?

[@Anonymous529]

@@dannyflintstone7003 Yes! I myself got it last year’s Christmas sale on Steam; it gets really cheap on this time of year!

[@dannyflintstone7003]

@@Anonymous529 sweet

[@Oxcord52]

29:20 Mark: Please have mercy on my soul Wade: DROPS NUKE

[@hagridthetable]

29:24 *

[@5zn913]

《ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴍᴀɴ》 actually 29:28

[@pluggedpuppet559]

its in the video not random umbers you fools

[@pluggedpuppet559]

@@5zn913 its in the video, not a random set of numbers you fools

[@aworkofart3177]

Your the fool PluggedPuppet55 have you clicked so said “random set of numbers”.

[@fanaticspastic6659]

*Nobody:* *Markiplier: USES ALL CAPS IN EVERY TITLE EVER*

[@Zero21kr]

That's everyone at this point

[@Plaguebearer7]

Its not all caps, even if it was everyone does that mostly.

[@fanaticspastic6659]

It was a joke-

[@itsTEKKtv]

Every time I read the title I hear the migos saying it 😂😂

[@LaeLiHeart]

lots of youtubers do?

[@a_ghost8926]

11:55 bobs laughter is sync with his victory animation

[@graysonmpservicedog766]

Yeah I noticed lol

[@shae_lee]

Yo I noticed that too but I was too lazy to make a comment

[@mindfull2199]

@@shae_leesame lol

[@jstrikes9941]

MARK DID YOU GET THE INVITE..... MARK WE SENT A INVITE mark: kill me now

[@chantalrosemcvay3101]

Everyone : played this game back in 2013 Mark : HELLO GUYS ITS 2019 AND IM PLAYING SPEEDRUNNERS HEHEHEHEHE

[@grundlefoot]

Hey guys I think mark received an invite

[@silverspectre69]

Mark, I think Wade sent an invite.

[@lushpaw1]

*Goals* Wade - "Hey, I didn't die first!"

[@jolenemathews]

At 11:59 Bob's laugh matched perfectly with his character's 😆

[@sarahs.8747]

This video is just wade making chicken sounds for 37 minutes straight. Edit: It’s actually funny that this got 350 likes. Wade’s chicken sounds ARE pretty funny though so I get it. Thanks everyone!

[@coleneadow9817]

Violet Universe he does that in any game where a chicken is selectable and its annoying.

[@kpoplover3569]

And 16 seconds...cant forget the 16 seconds😂

[@dawnwayfinder]

*Has flashbacks to Ultimate Chicken Horse* 0_0

[@noneknow3560]

@@coleneadow9817 for me i'ts funny lol

[@taylorbritt499]

10:21 Ah, yes. The sounds of screaming. My favorite chicken noise.

[@TheUltimateCancerCell]

I love how the camera zooms whenever Mark’s character dances xD

[@nobodykid23]

"How many boxes are there" *_*BOOM*_* And that's Counting 101, brought to you by Markiplier

[@elizabethhedges2111]

I love Lixian’s editing style, it just makes Mark’s videos that much more entertaining and funny +LixianTV GREAT job bud!!!!

[@NostalgiaMan]

I think I can speak for everyone when I say that Mark's gameplay just gets better and better.

[@VixenVulpix266]

yup

[@CompleteDiscomfort]

definitly

[@MaheshKumar-sr5kh]

Nope

[@DaTruRoxzenFlax]

Replace gameplay with head and better with bigger. Fixed

[@NostalgiaMan]

@@DaTruRoxzenFlax HAHAHA You WIN !!!! My wife Hates Mark because of his big head most of the time. Gold Medal Sir LOL

[@hereticwaffle5514]

Everyone: makes normal reference to Cars in a form of meme. Mark: I aM SPOOD

[@0TheDragon0]

Mark2702-

[@Toast_Sandwich]

13:16 As someone who plays SpeedRunners, I can say that what Mark did is a risky, but high-skill maneuver.

[@baileygage]

I MISSED THIS GAME! for real mark get out of my head because i was literally just thinking about this game??

[@Narinjas]

XD the synchronisation 12:00

[@alonlychicken6703]

don’t acknowledge big jock knew he knew sweep sweep he’s a prick trust me in this

[@isabellawang5203]

Before, many wins ago, Bob hit every box... But now, Mark hits every box

[@chattycat0052]

Isabella Wang he hit 16 in that one part

[@TheGamerInDisguise]

12:00 Bob’s laugh synchronized perfectly. 😂👌🏻

[@macboi8593]

Makr’s pros: Handsome Has friends Money Good KZbin channel Cons: BOXES

[@alonlychicken6703]

Seth Thompson you forgot the fact he has 5 ovens

[@saltwater7366]

He's also short

[@tsukishoww]

Dredgen Gunner he is a man who owns *FI V E OV E NS*

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

@@alonlychicken6703 7, i counted

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

@@tsukishoww 7, i counted.

[@raydenlikescats3657]

If you wanna hear some grown men laughing like a bunch of idiots Here you go 23:39

[@games1004]

22:00-24:00. Laughing so hard I can’t breathe! Help! X-D Highlights: 22:19 SPOOD 23:09 (beginning of the Boxiplier saga)

[@dedicatedtomars9426]

Mighty Box Mark

[@commanderdemonno9819]

can you list all the accidental dances?

[@andrejwalilko634]

i like how bob's laugh was synced with his character 11:59

[@SkwurlOverlord]

"Oh I never hit that boost-" "Nooo..." *explosion* Makes me laugh every time I watch that part XD

[@cupandstrawproductions3153]

Timestamp

[@theultimatechampion154]

@@cupandstrawproductions3153 26:54

[@kxgn13]

I clicked immediately, as soon as I saw it, and I was not disappointed.

[@devinmorrison9508]

Ur never disappointed when watch g that videos that's what I love about his vids

[@Jokaanan]

When you're having a shit day and Markiplier posts a Speed Runner video: 😊🙏🙏🙏

[@obi-wancanoli8236]

30:24 Mark became Palpatine for a second.

[@hiiamdrake8544]

The SPOOD part made me laugh so hard my dad came to me complaining about the noise

[@KuroZe1]

*first instinct came to me when I saw the video* Don't go the wrong way again wade...

[@theanonymouscommenter3035]

6:32 Wade: *dies* Bob 3 seconds later: "How are you not dead already, Wade? You're a master!" Me: Whit

[@mysticmind4563]

"Daddy, where do hot wings come from?" 15:43

[@PhoenixBorealis]

This game is like Mario Kart meets The Incredibles.

[@Jordan-dd8rp]

12:00 LMAO BOBS LAUGH IS IN SYNC WITH HIS CHARACTER IM DYINGGGGG

[@brycevo]

So, there's a Mark skin? Yes please!

[@mantis638]

Bryce McKenzie yeah. Him along with other KZbinrs like peanut butter gamer, pewdiepie, and dodger did a special event where whoever got the most wins overall gets to choose which charity to give the money from the dlcs raised.

[@experiencemaster1743]

yeah he probably did have it but you have to scroll down on character select to see DLC characters

[@CompleteDiscomfort]

Wade: Dont you have a skin in this game? Like warfstache or something Mark: AH its gone forever! Me: But if mark IS warfstache............... Oh god

[@flashy1892]

Everyone : played this game back in 2013 Mark : HELLO GUYS ITS 2019 AND IM PLAYING SPEEDRUNNERS HEHEHEHEHE

[@AmBush2048]

Nobody cares when you play a game

[@UntitledSpy]

He did play the game back then too. All of them did, including Jack. Like the moment Wade ran the opposite way and Bob was laughing so hard that he couldn't play and his character died shortly after Wade's did.

[@tsukishoww]

UntitledSpy i dont know why but you just sounded like a fanfic writer

[@Tailstraw_xD]

When Wade CLUCKED the Final Fantasy victory fanfare, I couldn't stop laughing x

[@OfficialRainbowBones]

Omg I miss when this game was popular and every gamer KZbinr was playing it with their own character😭

[@markembuzzell2132]

22:15 SPOOD...SP-SPEED

[@evelynnvernaz]

When they are about to die Mark: not like this Bob: please, wait Wade: *random Wade noises*

[@__yam1502]

12:00 Bob’s laugh matched the avatar perfectly XD

[@theminifirefly546]

20:54-20:59 and all the other parts that had them getting blown up was just hilarious 😂😂💥💥

[@andromeda4907]

please do more of this i have been crying laughing for 37 minutes

[@szn00]

10:38 I love Bob's random funny bits😂😂

[@Papryshi]

*Mark hits all boxes* *Runs for his life* *Bob historically laughs* Me: trying not to die XDD

[@gameshowlover3235]

Mark, I strongly suggest you play Forever Lost. The creators of this 3 part game make superior point-and-click adventure games and i really think this game deserves to get noticed. Please!

[@moonib]

sounds like something a Forever Lost developer would say

[@tret953]

ive been looking for a game for my next video so ill play it

[@gameshowlover3235]

@@moonib I promise you i am not a developer. Ask the 2 guys who make the games if i have anything to do with them

[@gameshowlover3235]

I am really just someone who loves these games so much and i feel like they are not getting the attention they deserve

[@xenoraptor4714]

This should have been called *Mark Wait!!!*

[@all-st6vc]

Bobs laugh goes right with his character 11:55

[@anthonyrausch5708]

When you three play games together, (Bob, Mark, and Wade). It is just comedy gold. Keep up the good work!!

[@subtodawolfman8085]

19:52 poor Bob 😂

[@issapod624]

I love the amount of Instant Karma in this video. Made me straight up laugh.

[@Achilles_Reel_Cinema]

27:46 the unicorn man character timed his laugh perfectly with bobs

[@kermitdefuck2731]

When I heard the voice in the beginning I was like "I thought I clicked mark's video"

[@The-EJ-Factor]

Can we all just enjoy how 12:00 is synced perfectly with his laugh (this is for all watching 2020-2021

[@lilstank8662]

I love how one minute Mark is full on winning, then the next he’s tripping over boxes and dancing uncontrollably 😂 loved this video though, took me back to the ol’ days ❤️

[@Psychroclasm]

28:03 Wade sounds so defeated.

[@agentasparagus4737]

Early? Not really. Hotel? Trivago Duolingo Owl? Has my family captive

[@user-eu2mg8lw2t]

oh no

[@agentasparagus4737]

Mazen Ahmed *si*

[@iib.mp3]

Help? I can hear him getting closer to my hinding spot and I'm really scared for my entire life that this green owl is going to brutally murder me Hotel? Trivago

[@iib.mp3]

(Haha I know i just said something but I thought of a joke) _spanish or vanish_

[@ew2039]

Blink if u need help

[@superthicc7657]

Bit of a typo in that there title, eh Mark?

[@harrydotme8567]

Bit of a typo in that there comment, eh jks01

[@godlyvex5543]

@@harrydotme8567 How?

[@godlyvex5543]

@@biancanicole9573 I was talking to harry, not anybody else. Also, spoodrunners wasn't even the typo. The typo was RUN FOR YOU LIFE.

[@playermatu]

the you and you have there titlle

[@laughnowcrylater3500]

@@godlyvex5543 he typed there title. Should be "title their"

[@ShinySahil]

because marks buttons were broken he looked like he was just really toxic and taunting the whole time while winning lmao

[@lilyelgart9893]

when i saw mark uploaded speed runners i almost cried. i’ve missed this so much

[@Preston354]

RUN! MARKIMOO UPLOADED A VIDEO!

[@javeriajamal9471]

At 12:00 I love that Bobs laugh syncs up with his characters laugh. Iconic behavior

[@cordeliacampbell-dennis4376]

I love the sound effects when he hits something or someone!!

[@raydenlikescats3657]

This video should be renamed to "NOT LIKE THIS!!!"

[@christofferthorsson7657]

Shootin Sceptile either that or "WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!

[@anhedonicauthor]

Bob’s title should be “Hey. Wait. Listen.”

[@raydenlikescats3657]

@@anhedonicauthor yes exactly

[@jessicamacaulay7462]

This actually made my stomach hurt, I was laughing so hard XD I'd hoped they'd play this again

[@emyron1843]

24:54 "Oh dear." Badum, tshhhhhhh!

[@Charlemagne-zn2pj]

After all those years of Mark breaking all the boxes, they finally exact their revenge!

[@veridian4433]

Too bad I don't have a life to run for

[@milesmiles8957]

Veridian mE tOo

[@TheSizzurpAlchemist]

Yay I have a like... ...why is it blue?

[@spicymonkey6810]

Mood

[@godlyvex5543]

manipulative

[@sophiegrey9576]

Why not?

[@sentostar]

Joshua Robert *_literally everyone_*

[@SkyeRide001]

18:15 Mark: It turns out, it was boxes the whole time!

[@kennethgenesiushan9539]

4:31 whats boost? No!! Thats Dance!!! LMAOI

[@evenrik_2214]

Run to the hills! Run for your life!!!!

[@jakeangleton377]

At 12:01 Bob's character perfectly matched his laugh

[@NukelearFallout]

There are no coincidences

[@Handmadebysunrise]

I love how the first 5 minutes of every video with bob and wade is almost always them relearning the game or something going wrong with the settings

[@HTPCYMC]

Speedrunner: *exists* Slowness: _Am I a joke to you?_

[@garorade]

Speedrunner:aaaaaaaaaaagh this is fricking gay

[@garorade]

Wha5 the frincking frick

[@Captain_Deacon]

PLZ sub

[@Aethrin]

Try harder.

[@forestrose244]

27:20 you just gotta move in the direction of the platforms you land on and your solid :)

[@dizzyspell8197]

Omg when they all did this years ago and Wade rujns the opposite direction on accident and makes Bob have a laugh attack! XD I still die from laughter with them over it haha

[@c.a.bmusicproductions8872]

8:15 Wade: Oh wait I went the wrong way... Well that brings back some memories.🤣

[@Yadiloveswrasslin]

Remember when Wade ran the wrong way in the other direction? Pepperidge Farm remembers 🤣😂

[@addictedsandwich0237]

21:23 Everybody: put the baby in the corner. Mark: put the baby to bed. Me: put the baby down.

[@drawinglama7632]

15:34 wade literally killed that AI with his sneeze

[@TsuladanGaming]

1:55 Steam really really REALLY wants people to love big picture mode... Also Mark you can just enable the overlay and leave big picture disabled and still get control configuration. It used to require big picture too but at some point it began working with just the overlay enabled.

[@oliviaciechanowicz8542]

It should say run for YOUR life right?

[@shadowapocalypse9012]

You right.

[@BrittanyNiicole]

I love when Bob wins because he always laughs at the same time as his character

[@bronwynwalker5471]

Sometimes I forget why they always gang up on Wade and then he wins once and I remember 😂

[@Digioverride]

Wade and that dodge. Magnificent. And at one point Bob's laugh was synced nicely to his character's victory screen.

[@iib.mp3]

I still can't get over the fact that Mark's username is "BUMBUM"

[@reinerbraun6017]

Its the Brazilian word for butt

[@jedediahhopkins6051]

I see your new here.

[@iib.mp3]

@@jedediahhopkins6051 no I've been watching him for five years. It just gets me everytime😅

[@pfaffinaround]

@@iib.mp3 I still miss sally mcsaggytits :(

[@iib.mp3]

@@pfaffinaround n o s t a l g i a l o l

[@rigormortis6859]

i love how nobody has realized the title says "run for you life" and is missing the r, best part

[@michaelg4888]

Wade's nuclear-powered titan sneeze blew the bot straight out of existence