Untitled Goose Game (FULL GAME)

[@SpooxX]

"I will fight you to the death for this bell." *It was at this point that Markiplier truly embodied goose-itude*

[@LazGato]

Has someone who has gotten in fight with geese before this is accurate. Just retreat they fight to the death.

[@Blueflag04]

@Piano Life honk and bonk battle

[@AliceinDisneyWorld1125]

@@LazGato A goose tried to fight my car while my boyfriend and I were just trying to leave a parking lot. It took us a good 20 minutes to leave because we didn't want to run it over, but it wouldn't stop fighting the car. Honking the horn and yelling at it did nothing, and we were both too cowardly to get out of the car because we feared it'd come after us instead. 😂

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

Remember: When in doubt, yeet the geese.

[@D0NCH33T0]

​@@LazGatoCanadian geese are still down here this month at my job, and every customer has advised that we just retreat. Many have received a nice present of stitches from these MFers who are NOT playin witchu ❤

[@The17thScrub]

Markiplier: * plays every horror game imaginable* Also Markiplier: *gets scared of a gardening chasing him while he runs away with a jar of jam*

[@mementomori1590]

the first time he showed up actually scared me cause I didnt see any sign of him coming so it was just random

[@weegeegaming2201]

Mark is that guy who gains strength from fear, so he gets scared only to strengthen himself! That's my theory at least...

[@ULTRAGAMER2023]

yea

[@ULTRAGAMER2023]

kars same

[@ImmaGoDoDis]

@stoic Beetle Did you just correct this man on his grammar and then spell cocky wrong?

[@Pecangaming]

Mark: *Singing the goose song* Marks neighbors: "Honey he's singing about geese again..."

[@sesamele]

"Ah shit here we go again"

[@angryinternetperson6629]

"Outta my property, you goosy goose!"

[@f3_mk332]

Oh wow, i'm the 666st liker 😂😂😂

[@toastgames9028]

Ha lol

[@simonpeak5527]

Yup

[@TheSurrealist.]

Devs: “We don’t know why this game is so popular.” Game: Play as an unrelenting force of unstoppable chaos.

[@ruffrabbit894]

Person: *puts up no goose sign* Goose: This sign won’t stop me because I can’t read!

[@Coolconnie933]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

[@buboom1234]

Goose: "jokes on you I'm illiterate!"

[@scarletpersecut]

*when you realize that the sign is a picture*

[@nola83darl]

@@scarletpersecut *sniff* *snoff* I SMELL AN UNDERATTED COMMENT!!!!

[@Bbknuckles]

The sign isn’t even there for me 😣😭😭 maybe it’s an Xbox glitch?

[@pyschogambitable]

How I imagine things in the -iplier household: Amy: *sitting downstairs with the dogs reading a book* Mark: (faintly) I'm a goooooose! Amy: *turns page* sounds about right

[@NateSchulte]

I can picture that perfectly. Like it’s a scene from a book or movie

[@Iamkrogan07]

Nah bc from how mark talks about Amy it seams that isn’t the sort of person she is but idk

[@xxllamaborrachaxx9374]

@@Iamkrogan07 Honestly, you cannot really know what a person is like from what other people say about them. Just saying.

[@rosie-rade2873]

I agree. It probably is kinda like that. Lol 😂

[@polyanmon]

precisely

[@ashesashes8968]

Me, expecting normal intro: Mark: *sings "A brand new goose"* Me: I came for copper, and I found gold

[@lilpop8700]

You never found gold my friend, you found goose

[@essenceisaway3633]

i came for diamonds, i got goose

[@alejandracedillo5285]

@@essenceisaway3633 they are the diamonds

[@Ørbit.animations]

@Ashes Ashes, You mean "I came for copper, and I found diamond.

[@copper1206]

Thanks for appreciating me :)

[@demolition3612]

The goose did a little tail wiggle at the end, right after you put the bell down it his pit. I love how both the pit and everyone running after the goose with the bell implies that the goose has stolen that exact bell many times and they keep replacing it

[@grahamapol3185]

This captures the true essence of Mark's commentary: "I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved-- BRASSIERE??"

[@markiplier]

you right

[@annamber]

goose tiddies

[@somememeguy7518]

@@markiplier No, YOU right.

[@Psymon1471]

@AustralianHusky WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH!!?

[@jorgeiglesias1650]

It literally gives me GOOSEbumps !

[@Rahalimus]

In addition to "A Whole New Goose", Markiplier's 'Untitled Goose Album' will include such classics as: "Let It Goose" "Be Our Goose" "I Just Can't Wait To Be Goose" "I'll Make a Goose Out Of You" "Kiss The Goose" And many more!

[@stupidratboii4452]

underrated comment??

[@99Chosen]

anti-social stardust Very

[@-bluejxy3484]

OH I JUST CAN'T WAIIIITTT, TO BE GOOOOOOSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@outside8312]

I hate myself for understanding this

[@spacechat2432]

And in addition to the album, you can get an extra song for just $9.99! Everybody Wants to be a Goose

[@luvrsick]

Mark: i’m playing this,, in memory of Ethan Ethan: stop telling everyone i’m dead! Mark: i can still hear his voice sometimes

[@baileymoon819]

omg this gives me a great idea for a tiktok XD

[@rueket]

Bailey Boo no.

[@cheeselord8451]

Wait what is that from why can’t I remember

[@ladybugbee]

It's like hanzo and genji from overwatch

[@confuse1400]

@@baileymoon819 NO

[@Cykos_Sketch]

That singing was magical tho… Literal chills

[@williamfalls]

Farmer: *reaches over fence to grab radio* Mark: "He's more powerful than Thanos!

[@SuperTezzzz]

28:52

[@JA-vz1nl]

Thanos: "Am I a joke to you..."

[@SageSchispell]

To be fair the groundskeeper reached THROUGH the fence...

[@babidavi6910]

@@SuperTezzzz It's 28:35 then 29:10

[@Kkinggg]

Oxygen not included?!?!

[@mewkiuu]

Us: This is a stealth game. Mark, taking a drag of a cigarette and looking off into the distance: Stealth? Haven’t heard that name in years.

[@flushed834]

Stealth game? *Heard of **_Duck Duck Goose?_*

[@prestoncharette583]

Mark: Stop being speciest Also Mark: You humans disgust me

[@heylookitsellie5758]

But he’s a goose.... Oh nvm

[@seantaggart7382]

I KNOW! WHY ARE YOU HRUTING YOUR PLANET WE DONT HURT OURS gah

[@jthesquid625yt2]

Same thing with SJWs and straight white guys

[@seafairloser]

reverse specism doesn’t exist 😌

[@ambee1041]

The first one was also Seán, just saying... And Goosist 😡

[@aieyemie]

"you think that mercy is something that I even comprehend" is genuinely such a raw line and it came from a dude on KZbin playing a game about torturing people as a goose

[@bopha9276]

I love how Sean feels bad during his game but Mark and Felix are overjoyed at the chaos they’re making.

[@aryirfan2427]

Sean is the everyman while Felix and Mark is where our destructive tendencies lie

[@lyn_jae]

Don't forget how Mattpatt was making sure he had the most logical chaos ever!

[@jaydendelong8705]

That's because Jack is naturally chaotic.

[@knitwit9447]

Sean is neutral evil, Mattpat is lawful evil, and both Felix and Mark are chaotic evil lmao

[@aya_potato]

Chaos is my thing

[@av7ry7]

If there was a goose with Mark’s voice chasing after me screaming ‘nerd!’ I would genuinely be so afraid

[@ericaschmidt4469]

i would be like hey watcha doin with a knife

[@thelision8209]

If there was a goose with anybodies voice, I would be very afraid.

[@osamabinladder1115]

especially when he starts talking about how many people he has murdered

[@matthememelord7829]

I would know its gooseaplier and try to get a photo

[@thunderrain789]

Bullied by a goose. Actually sounds about right.

[@noyankeenobrim7308]

Mark: “I’m gonna- H J Ö N K!!” Jack: *WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?!*

[@deeweydonight]

Got Bread? | Jack: MARK YOU WILL COME FOR THE HJONKENING

[@mcirishmen2558]

Thats swedish noises not irish nosies and i know how irish nosies sounds like

[@mavendeo]

@@mcirishmen2558 **H J Ö N K H J Ö N K A M G O O S E**

[@mcirishmen2558]

@@mavendeo thats more like it

[@JamesIsVoid]

Ladder YES

[@idrop4978]

I love how many times Mark said "Goose" in every single sentence, it was pretty funny and iconic to the entire video! It's like it's own catchphrase for the video 😂

[@sly3869]

"Why is this game popular" - Developer. Think about this, No Man's Sky was promised to be full of everything and have all game modes and failed on it. Untitled Goose Game can't even be bothered to make a title, so the possibilities are endless.

[@mirandatilley2486]

And it just focused on being a fun game about a goose and not trying to be THE BEST GAME TO EVER GAME.

[@thinkeightsix]

I've watched playthroughs of this game so many times, and yet I've never played it myself because it won't be on Steam for another year. I think it's interesting to see players reactions and see how long it takes them to figure out what to do.

[@jackbassett3091]

metal_ak4 yeah we mean it didn’t try to promise and promote things it couldn’t do

[@nobodyanonymous6036]

Markiplier: Gets bell. Markiplier: "Oh I gotta be sneaky." Markiplier: *Forgets how to walk.*

[@aisahmanaf9426]

R.I.P

[@nia.j.h]

the fact he was running the WHOLE time he had the bell

[@guardiannyx4418]

Mark: Plotting the murder of everyone just for existing Also Mark: Has a mental breakdown over his bow getting stuck in the bush

[@Babyybean]

XD

[@teahmartinsaw2182]

He is a giant man baby😂😎👶

[@talongreenlee7704]

I think the reason this is popular is because it gives you the catharsis of playing the chaos and pure evil of a villain character, but at the end of the day you’re just a goose, so you can’t do enough real actual harm to ruin the experience with heavy handed questions of morality and the feeling that you shouldn’t be doing this.

[@todds.4585]

Mark: I miss Ethan Ethan: Stop telling everyone I’m dead!! Mark: Sometimes I can still hear his voice

[@honestylies123-twitch4]

Was ur 666th like

[@blackpanther8434]

Ehhh I like that film too

[@colehurlburt3450]

My and my fiance just watched brother bear yesterday XD

[@MidoriShibuya]

xD

[@staceyevans1397]

Omg yes 😂

[@irrelevantperson785]

Not even 10 seconds in and I'm already being seduced by Mark's majestic singing voice. Doesn't even matter he's singing about a goose. Lol.

[@whywhy1112]

So very true

[@joylolly4458]

Ikr?! Haha was perfect!👏👌👍💕

[@squidmunk9118]

PREACH MARK PREACH

[@_Alexalra_]

Eu quero que ele afogue o ganso em mim

[@sleepycatartz_5877]

same 😂😂

[@grahamspencer1]

Jack: Wait can I mow the lawn Felix: I want to mow the lawn Mark: can I mow the lawn is that a thing I can do Great minds think alike

[@elizabethmorgan8026]

Why does this not have more likes😂

[@b.mrobinson8964]

For some reason I read this in their voices lmao

[@tree_onit5102]

Good comment. Very, very good comment

[@TheNutsMan]

Or... Stupid minds think alike. Theres also *BIG BRAINS* think alike

[@checkers_o7]

They are all very big brain

[@psm7990]

I come back to this video whenever I need something fun and calming... and it's just so delightful, watching Mark as a goose! I think my favourite moment is when the goose is finally appreciated by the two people at the table; I love them bowing and honking at him, and Mark just flapping his wings proudly.

[@abbyday8397]

I literally watch this video at least once a week 😂

[@psm7990]

@@abbyday8397 you are my hero

[@Beeba10]

Game: **is a stealth game** Mark and Seán: **run all the way home with the bell clanging for all to hear and wonder why they get chased**

[@fidgetelftree9432]

To be fair, that's half the fun!

[@TG-ge1oh]

Remember his Warframe video?

[@morgue1484]

ok andrew

[@JamesIsVoid]

Beeba K Smith yesssssssss

[@EmotionalSupportChaosDemon]

@@genesis-fd5eh Actually it is Seán. The accent is what gives it the 'awn' sound and not 'eean.' Seán himself on his channel has talked about this.

[@Brumselsprout]

Seán: HJONK HJONK HJONK Mark: A WHOLE NEW GOOOOOOOSEEEEE, A FANTASTIC GOOSE YOUVE NEVER KNEWWW

[@MrEvelyn04]

Kanimates haha

[@wildharpy6435]

Hjönk hjönk am goose

[@motherohmy]

@@wifiman97 watch jack's gameplay

[@uber21]

Jacksepticeye's gotten a little too obnoxious for my taste. Too much flexing and screaming/boasting and mentioning he's Irish

[@uber21]

@Ellie Fuller true~ I ment aggressively screaming and boasting~ if you watch his older stuff you see he's a lot more tame and humble. Also isn't felix a nazi supporter? Just a rumor I heard

[@cicidrawsalot5674]

Jack's playthrough: Hjoink Hjoink am Goose! Mark's playthrough: I can Goose Goose the Goooooose

[@katylepetsos7512]

I dare you to go up to a stranger and just scream “hjonk hjonk am goose”

[@moni_is_sharp5172]

@@katylepetsos7512 That would be hilarious

[@saltyslittlegamingcorner]

Katy Lepetsos i did that at school and got in trouble for it XD

[@LodieX]

I used the *goose* to *goose*

[@gameboy3d943]

“Markiplier’s Untitled Goose Game ‘Let’s Play’, but every time he says ‘goose’, the video gets faster”

[@gwammeh]

Mark not realizing even once during the final sequence that you can sneak by people by not running while holding the bell but somehow still managing to complete it is fucking hilarious

[@jayward887]

Marks mom: My son is most talented!!!And he’s famous too!! Mark: “GooSY GOOSY The GoooOOsE”

[@Babyybean]

fr XD

[@lottieclark4936]

Markiplier do you know you can break the statue I just wanted you to know okay

[@bakugokatsuki4330]

😂😂😂😂 lmao

[@paigelee1778]

Yep only talented people can give such a performance😁

[@matthewflooren1665]

that is true accually

[@rosyowl0391]

Me: *clicks on video expecting to immediately hear jokes* Mark: *starts singing a goosie version of a whole new world* Me: I wasn't expecting that but I am not disappointed, my ears are pleased

[@budzoanimates2897]

N o

[@rosyowl0391]

@@budzoanimates2897 yes

[@farahben8191]

@@rosyowl0391 nwo ;-;

[@farahben8191]

:_:

[@ethanhochberg4290]

I'm impressed... but he started started in the wrong key... and then changed... randomly... to the right key

[@tammypittman2489]

“Make them goose cheeks clap” is a phrase I was not prepared to hear at all

[@WackoMcGoose]

It's definitely /r/BrandNewSentence material for sure.

[@xerilaun]

😂😂

[@seantaggart7382]

yeah officer this comment here

[@The-angel-puppy]

39:45 "Ofc I'm a bully, I'm markiplier!" Got me laughing so hard😂

[@TeddySaxbang5690]

Mark’s two moods while playing this: 1) I love this game and everyone else is dumb except me. 2) I’m stupid and I HATE EVERYTHING.

[@shoyohinata2558]

sounds about right 😂😐😑

[@Plushie_Wynnie]

Yeah that's mark for ya

[@allyc544]

+Pure destruction

[@megaeevee]

perfectly explained

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

3) MY BOWWWWWWWWWWW (extreme sobbing)

[@thundermagnet]

Does anyone else love the fact that this goose knows the complete set of highly specific actions which will invariably result in him getting another bell?

[@ZeroQuantum.]

Goose loves that fact to

[@ZeroQuantum.]

I will always get another bell

[@stitesfamily2963]

Duck or goose

[@stitesfamily2963]

I pick both

[@georgearbuckle7029]

I never really thought about that until now, probably because there's only about 4 actions that allow you to go to the next area, but you are definitely correct. The goose is a genius who will commit mild atrocities just for more bells

[@thefloweringinferno1170]

Person: *Minorly inconveniences Mark* Mark: I WILL DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE

[@chimchim309]

Suga

[@wesleyb_92]

2 and a half hours playing as a goose, and mark seeing how many words he can combine with goose. I didn’t know I needed this

[@DuxNemo_]

Markiplier: sings Me: That’s pretty good. Also Markiplier: Singing about geese: This is better than ever song I’ve ever heard.

[@ThomasPPSH]

Agreed

[@Greedling22]

Not disagree

[@fartballs9]

I second this

[@jamieeastham781]

As a goose owner, I can confirm that the way Mark plays this game is extremely accurate to actual gooseness.

[@baldr6894]

Lies, nobody owns the goose. The goose owns you

[@rachelkeaveney2990]

@@baldr6894 LOL

[@jamieeastham781]

@@baldr6894 That is also accurate.

[@kathrynshuttleworth9002]

*You have goose? Where do you get goose?*

[@jamieeastham781]

@@kathrynshuttleworth9002 You get goose at goose store. Be sure to come prepared with many a snack to present to goose to appease goose. Some goose like raspberries, while other goose hiss at you when presented with raspberries and much prefer strawberries instead. (Disclaimer: If you're planning on purchasing an actual goose, please do not follow these instructions as you run the risk of angering your chosen goose friend which may result in certain death.)

[@ShinigamiAleksi]

Mark saying “goose” instead of “honk” is the best part of this whole video

[@ultra3806]

bonk

[@technicality9133]

Gonk

[@xerilaun]

hoose

[@speeds86]

Shinigami Aleksi So... have you seen death note?

[@RobinBraccini]

The unbridled joy that Mark has playing this game is just so lovely. I watch this when Im feeling down. Long life Gooseiplier!

[@kira-kira2950]

Mark: “You’d think that that’s the lowest society can be” Also mark: proceeds to move the chair from underneath an old man

[@that_sage1png]

Fnaf games: *scary* Mark: ah! Slender man: *double scary* Mark: oh dear! Farmer: GIVE ME MY RADIO!!! Mark: AAAAAAAAAAAA

[@elusivegamergirl]

lol Mark's face. "I have a to-do list?!" I have never, in my life, seen someone so frickin THRILLED to just be a Goose. This is officially one of my new favorite games to watch Mark play lol.

[@elusivegamergirl]

1:07:50 -- "I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved -- BRAZIER!!!!" That sudden and unexpected shift from evil, plotting murdery thoughts to almost excitement at seeing a bra on a clothes line.

[@elusivegamergirl]

2:19:57 **sees the new checklists** "THERE'S MORE GOOOOOOOSE!!!" I absolutely foresee him doing a 2nd stream just to do the 2nd set of To-Do lists. Just cuz he frickin LOVES this game and being a Goose. ^__^ And I highly support this potential, and more than likely eventual, stream for more GOOSE.

[@ThatRandomGu7]

18:43 “willing to bet my entire existence” We will miss you, mark.

[@shef_ratte]

the part at 48:55 when the lady gets mad over the toilet paper has a whole new meaning with what's going on in the world as I'm currently watching this

[@levitatinglavalamps]

*THE PROPHECY!!*

[@aminik3591]

Yeh. Y everyone need TP in corona tho. At least in school we don't have to do standardized testing and still move on to the next grade

[@TheSpy149]

Psyco.Klaus lol

[@kayliedz991]

“What is the scariest thing you’ve experienced?” *”a gardener almost took my jam”*

[@sleepydean.]

A gardener coming after me!

[@ibasket3045]

the scariest thing I have experienced is swamp sim shrek was horrorfying

[@haydenwalker2647]

-Logan Sanders 2019

[@vinayakahluwalia8573]

I am scared

[@tloz_games9261]

mark singing

[@shrub0412]

Mark: Traps the old lady in the garage. "When I'm done watching you waste away into nothing-" Lady: Escapes easily through the side door Mark: "Oh."

[@ElaineDarkangelXoXo]

LOL

[@mvtilated]

that part made me laugh so hard

[@falkuma]

Its strange how I come back to watch this ever time I cant sleep. Strangely therapeutic video

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

I've never seen a man more genuinely distraught over loosing a bow in my entire life.

[@makennamurphy9691]

😢

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

@@makennamurphy9691 🦆 + 🎀 = ♥️

[@theangelface999]

I was crushed when I lost the bow, I loved my little bow

[@andys1734]

Who can say where the road goes...only you should know.

[@ceryzb16777]

You don’t understand

[@ForbiddenSpageti]

Mark: I’m out of here!! *loses bow* *stares at us as he loses his power* *Starts crying*

[@sillykittymaniac]

*i would cry too if i lost my bow.*

[@BelleFlower15]

lyk if u cri everytim

[@theblacksmith5569]

@@BelleFlower15 Just a SWEET like to comfort us for the loss of the bow 😂

[@xxcandycornxx8255]

He looked so generally upset it made me wanna go into the game and put his bow back on

[@thealphazxnder385]

can someone put the time stamp for me

[@GameGodZERO]

"I'm playing this in honor of Ethan from Crank Gameplays." "He's not dead but his channel is." XDXD

[@onishojo9430]

69 likes, you know I had to do em 👌

[@erinmcintyre9245]

Wait what Ethans channel is dead

[@dismasyves]

I was drinking water and died

[@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy]

Ha rekt em

[@Travminer123]

696 likes, He

[@lcc_youtube2047]

I rewatched the intro at least 10 times because of how beautiful the way Mark’s voice sound especially on the chorus. Quite bone chilling 🥲🥲

[@Centinym]

Man does have a nice voice

[@cherrycosmos1134]

Mark: “I would die for goose!!!” Goose: “you will”

[@Brone.]

Likely Trash “then perish.”

[@goose3250]

y o u w i l l

[@ti_tinfoil]

Me: *Expecting a normal intro.* Markipiler: *Sings a whole song.* Me: This is the best intro!!

[@devotioninlowercase]

OwO whats This

[@bogdanluntrasu3512]

Goose

[@ti_tinfoil]

@@metrosexualmillwright6074 I felt like it at the time, sorry if it inconvenienced you in any way.

[@metrosexualmillwright6074]

@@ti_tinfoil it's fine dw, it just makes a weird feeling when someone uses it

[@ti_tinfoil]

@@metrosexualmillwright6074 I am deeply sorry, I’ll edit it as soon as possible.

[@icecamcake4397]

Gardener: reaches over a three foot wall Mark: HE'S MORE POWERFUL THAN THANOS

[@gabrielasworld9676]

😂😂

[@ryley8020]

It's been four years, and im still coming back to this masterpiece

[@KaraT_Official]

real

[@qenn04]

the farmer and shopkeeper: literally doing their job goose brain mark: i H A T E YOU you're the wORsT

[@i.luv._.skateboardz8475]

Btw it’s not actually farmer its gardener

[@ethaxoLol]

Victoria Shaw It’s not gardener either. It’s groundskeeper.

[@monsoon5524]

Well, it’s fair because the goose is also only doing his job

[@qenn04]

@@monsoon5524 ah good point

[@geradosolusyon511]

Did you know, That geese hate you on a personal level?

[@kairi4264]

Mark: "I am a stealthy goose with a sock." *Loses sock* Also Mark: "I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR CROPS! GIMME! GIVE ME THE SOCK!" 5 minutes later: *distracted talking about his thicc goose caboose*

[@Jay-eu1zt]

Caboose on the goose

[@allenroberts7119]

Timestamp?

[@kchoate2113]

Lol

[@fairybread1232]

yep- sounds like mark-

[@niamhcorrigan3972]

Gardener: reaches over the wall like any normal human would and can Mark: "how did he do that???"

[@99Chosen]

Niamh Corrigan His Goose brain had fully developed at that point.

[@JamesIsVoid]

LucciDaPharaoh yup

[@ashhhh-0.0]

To be very honest, the very end of the game was very touching and heartwarming to me, I love this game. The mechanics were fabulous too

[@pastel_moth_guts]

The genuine grief and despair on Mark's face when he loses his ribbon is the closest thing to peak comedy humanity will ever witness

[@kaldaraz]

I played it, And I was so annoyed when I lost the ribbon, I tried to get it again but I failed 😞

[@Maximusprime0714]

ITS NOT FUNNY ITS VERY VERY VERY SAD 😔 worse then when he left his bottle at the start

[@gidleislife]

I-I cried at the moment too…

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

The despair I felt at that moment was unmatched :/ So ofc my stubborn ass dug out a loophole: As long as you go to the pub area and unlock the gate to the stone bridge you'll find there, you have unlimited access to both the first area and the back gardens (aka the third one) . You sneak on the lady's garden the way you did the first time, and grab the ribbon from the bushes where it got stuck (you won't lose it if you're holding it in your mouth), get the lady to put it on you again. Then you just exit the way you came, circling back into the area where you're supposed to go! And presto, you'll still have your ribbon Watch out for the dude in the neighboring garden thou. He's a hater, he'll take *anything* you're holding and throw it into the lady's side, even when it didn't belong to her!

[@SunnyPotato3]

I actually wanted to cry, he was in such pain

[@pamcakes8413]

Mark: a grown man who’s felt pain Also him: cry’s about not being able to where a bow as a goose

[@2012petvet]

I Mean, Same

[@potato9383]

Me too it made me cry

[@superkitty1887]

*wear* i am the grammar police

[@residentflamingo115]

@@superkitty1887 I don't think anyone even passed English class at this point.

[@catonabroom]

I did that when I played this game too 😂

[@CT-4274]

"That's the picnic blanket I'd be willing to bet my entire existence on it." *Isn't the blanket* A little while later... "Markiplier isn't real."

[@yes-ld1qc]

A while later there is only *G O O S E*

[@neuratlas]

@@yes-ld1qc goooOOOOOoooOOoooooOOOooOOoOOOOOooOOOoOooSSSSooOOooOoOoSse

[@skvllbody_1]

HJÖNK

[@ADHDandD]

I appreciate that you came back to a 1 year old vid to make this stellar joke

[@mmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmm]

*H-YEET*

[@SouthSiren666]

Someone needs to make a mod where you can keep the bow so Mark can be happy again

[@Pink-Computer]

"This game is the worst! It won't let me mow the lawn or abuse children!" -Gooseiplier 2019

[@psychonemesiso7081]

and after that he *put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger*

[@JamesIsVoid]

Get Oofed Nice name. It fits the context.

[@gay_anxiety9669]

2020 now

[@aminik3591]

@rhnbow 99 that doesn't matter it matters wat time he said it and since he said it in 2019 than the quote will say 2019

[@vannessax9400]

Get Oofed did he goose away the memories ?

[@brikwall0227]

Mark to farmer: what did i ever do to you? Also mark: *proceeds to steal everything in his garden

[@mightygoose6970]

Ooooh Riiiight, the goose , the goose for Gooseco, the goose chosen especially to kill Gooseco, Gooseco’s goose, That Goose?

[@jackbubblegum]

Even the username is pure perfection. 10/goose

[@editsect.5974]

underrated

[@redstuntdouble9379]

Gooseco’s goose-tion

[@xenokim3420]

Oh yeah, it's all goosing together ¬‿¬

[@OhryusDraela]

Yes that goose -_-

[@BigWonka23]

I love how much mark enjoyed this game.

[@chamathangelo9495]

**Mark traps the old lady in the garage** Mark: “I win.....” **Meanwhile the Old lady proceeds slowly to the back door** “...I will watch as you still slowly starve...as you beg for your life, when you, when I’m done watching you waste away to nu- ” **Old lady opens the gate and comes out** Mark: “OH............”

[@unohistorylab496]

HAHA

[@venficusinfinitum208]

1:04:56 marks the greatest moment of triumph for all goose ki-..Oh.

[@ollie_bot]

Mark: “Where did I put the basket? Where is it?” Basket: _comes onscreen_ Mark: “Where is it?”

[@notaplic8158]

Next time on markipler: mark: "where did I put the basket?" **Basket comes on screen** Mark "where is it?????" **Basket goes off screen** Mark: "HEY I SAW YOU COME BACK!"

[@BizzleBenzedrine]

This was me af both times I watched it. I was almost yelling at my screen. Lmao.

[@notaplic8158]

@@BizzleBenzedrine lol

[@squishyfishy6010]

As an owner of a dog whose name is “Goose”, you can understand her confusion when lying with me while I watch this.

[@Atsushis1fan]

I only have one question why is her name goose..

[@RibbonHorn]

i call my dog goose

[@stuffedbrains]

@@Atsushis1fan it’s a good name for a dog. Better than my dog’s name… Cat.

[@meowusical9495]

My kitten, Goose, watches this on my monitor while I do homework xD it's so wholesome

[@pinkfluorite8160]

@@meowusical9495 aww that's so adorable, hope you and your kitten well in the future

[@keels829]

1:38:38 both Mark and the goose look so incredibly devastated over the loss of the bow

[@izukumidoria7637]

This comment killed me lol u get a like

[@mjupiter17]

“I will destroy everything you know and love- BRASSIERE!” -Markiplier, man with ADD

[@x_roxy_x1121]

lololololololololololololo

[@zillyacreeper788]

high definishon ADD (ADHD)

[@will0w.st3llar]

Time stamp?

[@Ryan770]

And FIIIIIVEEE OVENS!

[@zillyacreeper788]

@L7143 Bruh I have adhd and HD is making things more focused and sporadic, that is adhd for me

[@knockknocked475]

Mark: starts up game Also mark: *immediately finds the ending but doesn't realize it*

[@somedumbrandompersonyoudon6109]

HMMM What about the bell on the bike in the beginning?

[@lindsayrider-morningstar8557]

Mabye you have to find as many bells??😕😕

[@lindsayrider-morningstar8557]

And put them in that bell hole thing

[@av3ngers17]

@@somedumbrandompersonyoudon6109 too small, it has to be the big one

[@somedumbrandompersonyoudon6109]

Ok

[@asterrvexx]

i love Marks pure joy while playing this game

[@lilyannaguarnieri6422]

if this is just mark yelling "imma gOOse" for two hours im so down.

[@fanfictionreader7907]

pm yea

[@annaantillon9556]

Yeppp

[@katherinecoates6169]

un hu

[@josephschultz3301]

I've got some good news for you, yo.

[@kenzielouhou4625]

I mean it kinda is him just saying goose for 2 hrs or goosey

[@aSceene]

Mark: “Goose! Geese!” My thoughts: _“I saw a flock of geese.”_ _“Brian,”_ _“W-what?” '-'_ _“What is the plural for moose?”_ _“MOOSEN!”_

[@laggod6591]

No its Meese

[@GhostOfMitten]

BOXEN

[@Mic_rophone]

I GOT A BOXEN OF DONUTS.

[@solacebeforetheslaughter3827]

me tooo!!!!!

[@maxstars4059]

Yesssssss

[@ray_exists]

Goose: **exists** Nerd: Current Objective: S U R V I V E

[@Gacha_Otomen]

Always being bullied...

[@fluffysatyr23]

the ladies at the restaurant that give you the flower make my day in any and all playthroughs ive seen, doing it myself was wonderful and brought me joy since everyone else seems to hate you as a goose and want you to leave

[@ohhithere7444]

When Mark picked up the knife, the "peace was never an option" meme popped into my head

[@LJPerry1987]

Mark: **drops bow ribbon** Also Mark: **has a mental breakdown because of his bow ribbon**

[@andrewsylvester3728]

i felt that on an emotional level.

[@sayik2233]

I relate to that now on a spiritual level

[@wdyem]

Jack: *shoot 3 episode 30 minute gameplay each episode* Pewdiepie: *shoot 1 episode 1 hour gameplay* Mark:

[@Dareuseguns]

Qie Han eyyy it’s so true though

[@inno8283]

Mark: gOoSE

[@kaithefruity8537]

Hah

[@JamesIsVoid]

Qie Han eyyy YESSSSSS

[@Danny_In_The_Wild]

I fell asleep watching youtube and woke up to this intro playing with no ideo who markiplier is and I've never heard of the goose game.Never thought I would be serenaded by such angelic tones

[@LadyMauraM]

Mark: This game just exudes happiness! Also Mark: *I'm about to ruin your entire existence here! I'm about to ruin everything you've ever known, loved, anything you've ever entertained as existing in this world-I'm about to destroy you.*

[@wolfsongrising]

"Brassiere???!"

[@vilgilante]

Yes.

[@maddisonrehbein2925]

Is no one else going to mention that Mark has a super fine singing voice?

[@gabrielasworld9676]

He does😃

[@watermelon..baby12]

Everyone already knows that! He's always had an amazing singing voice

[@thatonedude8081]

I showed my freind the intro and he compared it to the best chef giving you insta-ramen

[@thelightshipkell8101]

Fact

[@owenisgoin2812]

He's not bad but there was still a bit of Auto-Tune

[@KayleighShinn]

Everyone: *silence* Markiplier: "This goose has an amazing goose caboose"

[@unluckynumber1311]

Nobody is silent?

[@socal2264]

Epic

[@Bubbleeecamp]

I think mark being a goose is the single most amazing thing I've witnessed

[@silentevenings4506]

I played the song at the beginning for my dog, who's name is Goose. And she loved it. Tail wagging like crazy the whole time. Now all she wants to do is listen to mark singing about her.

[@JamesIsVoid]

Silentevenings lol yes

[@xxxx3278]

Yes.

[@N3PTUN3-]

Quacc

[@makenzycarter4023]

Awww that's adorable

[@edenjohnson2020]

Silentevenings that is adorable

[@zombisobs353]

Alternative title: Grown man crys over not being able to hit small child with a broom🧹

[@gayig8436]

And over a ribbon

[@akac1]

And over not being able to mow the lawn

[@Opalon_pawzz]

Shut up

[@akac1]

@@Opalon_pawzz wow, rude

[@Eggsbenadict28008]

And his badminton racket

[@moonlitrodent]

Mark: "I'm sorry I just love this game so much" less than 5 minutes later: *"LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE-"*

[@fishyfishy_.]

I've rewatched this enough times with my mom that we regularly quote this video in our daily lives.

[@starredwards5916]

mark: can actually sing also mark: G O O S E

[@raynnwyhatt3835]

IKR 😭🤣🥰😚🥳✨❤️😤🥺🤪😆🤩😳😇

[@greatday9805]

@@raynnwyhatt3835 why so many emojis

[@kei6128]

@Great Day cuz tiktok cringe

[@raynnwyhatt3835]

@@greatday9805 honestly I don’t know why I’m just like that

[@yaaatrickyaaaa2535]

Y E S

[@musikalmurder]

Mark: * plotting the death of an old shopkeeper * Also mark: *Brassiere!*

[@aon_aon_aon]

1:07:52 best part

[@ruthless527]

Boy: *Is wearing glasses* Goose: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career*

[@aisahmanaf9426]

Goose: * ATTACK!! * Boy:AHH A GOOSE * Trips * Goose:Ye

[@ronancolinf4572]

Im about to end this *boys* whole career

[@chaddthedad]

The beginning was literally just shots fired at Ethan and I love it

[@ccrispyy0]

One year later, we can all agree mark has the voice of a damn a n g e l .

[@pretzelchild3335]

MARKIPLIER I WORSHIP U AS A GODDD

[@ccrispyy0]

@@pretzelchild3335 Who said he isn’t a god-?

[@lanah3332]

@@pretzelchild3335 um no.... 😐

[@Chillypuff1962]

he does NOT! he has a gruff voice

[@wolfcat1103]

Or, you know, a demon that is trying to lure us in