help... | RAFT

[@ytrewqmbn5709]

Wade: *breathes* Mark: permission denied

[@sarathebest7889]

*discombobulated*

[@devyl3057]

@@sarathebest7889 If Bob did it to Wade it would be *DiscomBobuWaded*

[@sarathebest7889]

@@devyl3057 BAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN ALL DAY AND IDEK WHY

[@axethannanth]

@@devyl3057 Ayyyyyyyyy

[@devyl3057]

@@sarathebest7889 I made the same joke on the Unus Annus video "KZbinr Boxing"

[@karmapotato5048]

This game is horrifying when your alone But the moment there's another player, it's hilarious

[@ILoveTop]

That is very much aDeQuAtE

[@Joyful_Jo_]

Very true.

[@yohannyleonardo4530]

The is still not “scary” even alone but any horror game or games that try’s fear with multiplayer will just become hilarious

[@gakr8493]

That’s literally every survival game

[@nightghost369coolis8]

just like sea of thives |:

[@deciwasgone]

Wade: **Does absolutely nothing wrong** Mark and Bob: *”Peace was never an option”*

[@harkyreagan1089]

I'm from 2077 wanna be friend I'm going take you to future :)

[@Mrshmallows-s3f]

*You know the rules, and so do I!*

[@Koozul]

RICHARD REAGAN we’re not making it that far at this rate

[@ILoveTop]

Jeremiah Kuzel especially if 2 days lasts about a year and 27 days

[@natywonka5477]

@@harkyreagan1089 if you're really from 2077 you would never come back to this year, this sucks.

[@tess2241]

mark: cocky oldest child bob: jersey mamma wade: alcoholic youngest child who still hasnt gone to therapy for his extensive childhood bullying from mark

[@theothenbrabbit998]

This is so incredibly accurate

[@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323]

​@lucasunknown2452Indeed

[@bloodybee3553]

...Bakugo, Iida and Midoriya

[@eleanorcusan8721]

​@@bloodybee3553 Y E S

[@nathanielborne5728]

mark- bullying wade bob- going along with it wade “are any assassins watching the stream”

[@Rexi20]

Good thing I got 911 on speed dial

[@RitaRossweise]

@@Rexi20 ah the man with the Clips

[@loki4807]

@@Rexi20 please tell that is in one of your compilations

[@kathrynhoward4196]

19:17

[@ambientaurasfhdjsdsd622]

“We got shark meat!” Or as I like to call it,.. “Shmeat.”

[@solsticesailor]

Webber

[@charlossen]

@@solsticesailor ?

[@solsticesailor]

@@charlossen their icon is from a game-

[@charlossen]

@@solsticesailor ohhh sorry I didn't notice their pfp-

[@solsticesailor]

@@charlossen haha it's ok!

[@madelineloyd7905]

Bob: Hunter Mark: Gatherer Wade: *h a m m e r m a n*

[@devyl3057]

Wade: Handy Manny

[@joshuawest9561]

Stop! ... ... Hammer time!

[@brandanreese19]

The world does need ditch diggers. He's not wrong. Lol

[@-Tidae]

You cant stop me from saying that hammer man is a dance move

[@natemyrick4282]

Builder c ok clash of clans look it up

[@lillyhicks4148]

Wade:"Theres this thing called shark bait" My brain: Shark bait hoo ha ha

[@carcharoclesmegalodon6904]

shark jailbait

[@PandaSaturnGaming]

Me too! 😂

[@ryleemacdonald863]

why does this have so little likes, it needs 8k AT LEAST

[@mooshroomcow8288]

This took me a couple seconds to realize- *Shark bait hoo hoo ha Shark bait hoo hoo ha*

[@kfactor20]

I would've been surprised if this wasn't a comment, I literally thought that too lol

[@passionatelemon.4959]

Wade: does the only thing he can with the anchor Bob and mark: "wade!"

[@melissazurbriggen6170]

@@dragonturtlemax7438 ya you have to make a different kind of anchor

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@dragonturtlemax7438 it was a rope n bucket of rocks, it wasn’t sturdy at all i think that’s what they were trying to get across in the mechanics that everything had durability and needs upgrades

[@buddycatdudeguy7169]

Mark: "Oh hi shark." Shark: *In Tommy Wiseau voice* "Oh hi, Mark."

[@efulmer8675]

*"Lisa, Lisa, YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!"*

[@omranbp]

It’s even more funny when u realize marks name is Mark

[@tildaheart_]

@@omranbp ah yes! the floor is made.. out of floor!

[@omranbp]

@@tildaheart_ lol

[@gibmesumluv]

@@tildaheart_ jacksepticeye´s name is Sean O-O

[@alicecooper1977]

"I don't even remember how this is done" *throws hook* *knows exactly how this is done*

[@DentalFloss]

It's Alice Cooper

[@alicecooper1977]

@@DentalFloss yessir thats me ;3; is my name a reference to something i dont know about?

[@lukaszkowal9170]

It’s Alice Cooper

[@Lirus7220]

Its Alice Cooper

[@vts0361]

Its Alice Cooper

[@MiloMilli0n]

Bob: "Respect the organization Mark!" Me: *laughs in future*

[@psychoh7329]

I dunno man He still working on it

[@pixiedustcommentary256]

C O N S O L I D A T I O N

[@RaiseTheRPMs]

@@psychoh7329nah hes looking at the navigation

[@luckiestpixel7160]

@@pixiedustcommentary256 That word is memory unlocked 🤣😂

[@aristotlecruz2021]

weee love the company (the company)

[@lukachris9016]

List of quotes I think have deeper meaning: "You can keep finding things to complain about or you can keep finding solutions!" -13:18 (Mark) "What else would I expect from a man such as this?" -13:44 (Bob) "You rest your weary head, you fool." -16:24 (Mark) "Hold your breath better, you pansy." -30:24 (Wade)

[@_HiImTrash_]

Lay your weary head to rest don't you cry no more *epic guitar solo*

[@_HiImTrash_]

(Carry on my way word son by Kansas if you didn't know)

[@lukachris9016]

@@_HiImTrash_ I know Kansas. Thank you for sharing though!

[@arkdabomb2286]

The first quote from mark actually sounds like a quote

[@HalloWurld]

Notice how mark is the smartest B)

[@meekofox3802]

Mark: the fisher Wade: the crafter Bob: THE BUILDER

[@ashley39163]

@Connor Dean fuck yeah he can

[@ashley39163]

Connor Dean less aggressive and more passionate about building a second floor 😂

[@nosleep9816]

Lmao

[@killinitkaty]

I- this comment made me choke on my AirPod

[@ashley39163]

@@killinitkaty it made you what now-

[@alyssaturcotte9209]

“They look like stones. They’re rock-ish.”

[@frozetti434]

Does that mean that sand looks sand-y?

[@vivalawholesome3483]

The hell is the rock doing at the bottom of the ocean?

[@theindomitablemass]

VivaLaWholesome cause it’s the only piece that can break through the window of our love

[@wickwourth]

Holy shit

[@dinogoose1053]

@@frozetti434 *MINDBLOWN*

[@ericjohnson8222]

Ngl, this is my....hmm....6th or 7th watch of Raft. This and The Forest I just turn on throughout the day if I need something to watch. It's oddly very calming to watch Mark play with Bob and Wade. Edit: I'm now on over 20 watches. Even replayed the whole release game while listening in the background lol Edit 2: Got my wife to start playing the game with me so now I'm rewatching again. Best. Series.

[@markim0000]

same hahaha. i just turn this on the background when im working or when im not doing anything.

[@jakediperna5906]

Bruh I felt crazy cause I keep coming back to this series and the forest aswell

[@chelseamantoani7698]

Same if I'm painting I will turn it on in the background but if there's a jumpscare it completely ruins my painting

[@WhoThatDivvy]

Me too. They are just addicting tobwatch

[@emmadabunny6965]

i literally fall asleep to both series :,)

[@CrAcK3d_kAtAnA]

Bob: i need 8 rope to make a fishing pole. Mark: proceeds to make 9 rope and not give any to bob.

[@meme_lord613]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[@emmanuelrb6707]

Meme_ Lord Discombobulate

[@fishwithapacifier]

EmmanuelRB this comment is underrated i just lost my shit

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

gee ikr lol

[@oddone3153]

@@meme_lord613 and forget

[@finch6243]

Mark: **trying to be the best at everything** Bob: **actually knows what he's doing** Wade: **just trying to help out**

[@maxace1078]

Natalie_Is_Confused was the same thing to do you wanna I didn’t wanna

[@prajwalr456]

Well Wade is the one who knows what he's doing rather than the other two

[@savannah599]

Natalie_Is_Confused *cough* mark is still better *cough* *COUGH*

[@speedbuilder8602]

the group: is really doing terrible

[@namename10]

@@savannah599 yup

[@shroomd7657]

"sister cousin mark" mark: "it's *mister* sister cousin to you!"

[@Asprex]

Ok

[@harmonicaman4782]

Wasn’t if husband not cousin?

[@s0ap_zz]

Wade Or Bob: Sister Cousin Mark. Mark: It’s *MISTER SISTER COUSIN* To You!

[@gio_therandom2136]

I m m a b a r f

[@almighty9539]

I got a lot of rope

[@soldier1913]

“Brother husband”, “sister wife husband”, “sister husband”, “brother wife”, “sister cousin”, “sister brother”, “Mr. Sister cousin” *sweet home Alabama intensifies*

[@mxshrxxmbxy]

Don't forget 'Mr. sister cousin.'

[@somesugakookies5016]

Ssweeeeet home aaalabama

[@natalieg4048]

You forgot about mr. Sister cousin 😂😂

[@beatrix2613]

aren’t those just the greek gods 💀

[@soldier1913]

@@somesugakookies5016 ALLL SUMMER LONG

[@StupidNSimplesns]

Wade: Sharing is caring- Mark: *God I can't stand the sound of your voice* Wade: _ok_

[@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas]

Dream never knew you were here

[@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas]

If u get the joke

[@wotrwotr3391]

Whats sharing?

[@Edenistics]

@@wotrwotr3391 caring

[@wotrwotr3391]

@@Edenistics oh ok

[@bullbruh2753]

Bob: "I'm not insane!" Also Bob: "𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗟𝗔𝗬 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗦 𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗢 𝗜 𝗖𝗔𝗡 𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗔𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗦"

[@ryleemacdonald863]

idk what you are talking about, that sounds perfectly sane to me

[@Blackjack_Blackhole]

Yum chidren

[@jellywaffle6231]

@@ryleemacdonald863 ik right but i like to eat frogs.. more salty y'know?

[@ryleemacdonald863]

@@jellywaffle6231 fair point

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@jellywaffle6231 what if the frog pees in ur mouth

[@joonnnaa]

Mark: *I can’t stand the sound of you talking* Wade:.. OKayy

[@LovJinxx]

Jonna I read this comment the exact moment they said it in the video, crazy timing

[@tylerscudder9358]

I love your pfp just saying.

[@eastyn.strozewski9173]

What time is that

[@cumonbruh4003]

@@eastyn.strozewski9173 5:06 :)

[@moopboop2312]

mmmm sometimes its a lil triggering when they go after wade lol, still love all of em tho

[@DeadPerfection]

Mark mixing up port and starboard and somehow Bob and Wade both understanding exactly which side he meant is beautiful

[@PurpleTheta]

When Mark titled this “help...” I *fully* expected he’d get stranded on an island...

[@sargentwill570]

Same

[@shakykuro]

He almost did

[@nevose9046]

Mark is so dire for out worldly contact that he even braves the sea again.

[@alexisaguilar9813]

Mark please play more monopoly

[@elidoug2573]

hahaha truee

[@cptrevenant4088]

Alexis Aguilar Yessssssssss more pain and suffering.

[@justawendigowithwifi8977]

420th like

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

I like how I saw this video right after a scrap Mechanic video and they said they don’t know what scrap mechanic is

[@ohmbettafish323]

4:31 Mark: "Hey where'd the shark go? I don't see it anymore." Bob: *gets bitten by the shark* "AAH! I'll find it!"

[@juliewinzenried3349]

Hi 👋

[@fonruangsri2772]

Ohm Betta Fish LoL XD

[@littykittylps4179]

Bruh that part had me DYING

[@madisonkies5515]

Bruh every part had me laughing

[@xraystudios3693]

If you ever feel useless, just remember Mark using his hook to catch things that are already going towards the empty collector nets

[@mikeolson7011]

Bob: Oh my God, there's a shark in the island, it's a land shark! Jack: First time?

[@theoriginalzem5]

Esplain

[@FlooraFlovira]

@@theoriginalzem5 Jacksepticeye called the sharks that clipped through the land landsharks in Stranded Deep. Or I think it was stranded deep, could be wrong though. One of these survival games on water.

[@jenniferjuergensen7911]

septiplier is dead

[@Glow937]

@@jenniferjuergensen7911 no- what? They didn't say anything about septiplier

[@indieoregano]

@@jenniferjuergensen7911 no one said anything about septiplier-

[@unusannusmementomori6354]

Game: This.. is a bucket Bob: Dear God... Game: There’s more. Bob: No...

[@Dogaojuiz]

I miss playing TF2 with my friends

[@AlexG-vm8dr]

Only legends understand this, that's why this comment is underrated

[@bluelfsuma]

Legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever watched.

[@littlejogger95]

KZbin Sucks God, what is that from???

[@grimkreeper598]

Rest in peace Rick May

[@mori9018]

Bob is such a mom during this 😂😂 “who the hell drank the water and didn’t refill it!?”

[@andrewconnacher3606]

It’s my dad in my family who grumps about the empty water filter/coffee pot

[@theothenbrabbit998]

"Who's hungies? Bobby's got cooked tilapias!"

[@leannequillan7566]

They didn't REPLENISH

[@randomdudepersonman2160]

I love how Mark's first words in the entire playthrough was "I'M COMING"

[@samkohlo9158]

Markiplier out of context be like: 0:02

[@early5326]

Alternative title, "Harassing Wade for 37 minutes."

[@ATownCalledJake]

I kinda feel like *every* group video on this channel could be retitled "Harassing Wade for X Minutes".

[@chancetyler2764]

isn't that every video they do with Wade? XD

[@KevinTakesPhotos]

Yeah that is super accurate. I know Wade has publicly said he's fine with it but it still makes me uncomfortable. They "joke" around and treat Wade like shit in every video and I'm way over it. The bit is old and annoying at this point.

[@BigBossMan1996]

Wade brings it on himself some- most of the time and I love that fathead, but, ya know?

[@BigBossMan1996]

That being said, Mark can be too savage

[@samueleskeland4218]

I love how everyone takes their frustration out on wade. Poor wade.

[@alienhunter1199]

ITS ALL WADES FAULT

[@judehidoshi3473]

I personally feel no pity for Wade when he gets bullied. I find comedy in that.

[@draydra]

WADE, WHERE'S MY FISH!?!?

[@pollishion8394]

I like how the anchor is a one time use and Wade sort of caught on to that but nobody liked that response

[@caveman1297]

We need a movement to stop wade abuse

[@RelativelyBest]

Wade: "I will literally murder you. Are there any assassins watching this stream?" *Jacksepticeye has entered the chat* "My hitman fingers are tingling!"

[@farhaanali5311]

Paddy NO!

[@SuperAnime4444]

8:09 Jacksepticeye has entered the chat "LAND SHARK!"

[@margot2646]

lmaooo

[@grayskyee]

They said that Endgame was the biggest crossover, but just until Paddy heirs a hit-man named Toss Boy.

[@Snake-pz6qj]

Why the hell did it sound like a jacksepticye accent when I read this I don’t even watch him????

[@rowanhawkes7218]

Mark: make the raft wider Wade. Also Mark: Wade gave himself that job.

[@matthewsqz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theothenbrabbit998]

Your pfp is marvelous good human

[@xXSakuraTearsXx]

*Bob:* _mocks everything Mark says_ *Wade:* _is just living his life_ *Mark:* _threatens to face f*** Wade repeatedly_

[@Fedico7000]

but it do just Gotta be that way sometimes.

[@cookieanon7794]

The cycle of abuse continues...

[@WinterDoesStuff_]

Now that mark isnt saying it I realize... 😂😂

[@meltist5068]

And this describes every video involving the trio, ever.

[@LUNARRWITCHSYNTH]

Pregnancy

[@4teezer]

Mark: “I hate the ocean” Also mark: “I am THE raft GOD”

[@anonymousapproximation8549]

Well, the raft keeps him from being _in_ the ocean.

[@Fedico7000]

Anonymous Approximation this is fact. also, *That moment when you give a couple hundred people notifications.*

[@vxszvs]

Normal Stranded crew: Stay alert! Conserve your energy! Mark's crew: Sister Husband Wade

[@cloudyrae04]

Watch mr. Fruits crew- "AERIOS STOP BUILDIND USELESS STUFF"

[@d.perezduarte]

its raft but yes its so funny

[@shahriarrahman5473]

Oh sweet home allubama

[@baconsoda7011]

@@d.perezduarte What?

[@d.perezduarte]

@@baconsoda7011 i got confused that he thought the game was called stranded but i am to lazy to change it

[@abigaildavis4093]

Alternate title : mark and bob fighting like a married couple for 36 minutes straight

[@hannahandersen6869]

And Wade is the child caught in the divorce 😂

[@johnnyringo5777]

Wade: *exists* Mark and Bob: "So You've chosen death"

[@imrussia5040]

I zoned out for a sec while watching this and then just heard “Sister Husband Wade” and was very, very confused.

[@srujangutta1585]

its even worse when watching it with autogen subtitles lol

[@wowmyname4506]

I watched the whole bit and it was still confusing

[@beyoncegrant1855]

Me too

[@Hulkindex]

I literally got distracted reading comments and tuned back in just as I read this lmao

[@cyrusjohnson2763]

Don't worry that was completely random and there was no reason for that

[@josephschultz3301]

I would definitely be down for a full series of "Three Idiots Stuck in the Middle of the Ocean"

[@toptiktoksdaily]

Joseph Schultz Definitely!

[@paradisesomeday6630]

[@Linguineo]

3 peens in an ocean

[@kidneybandit4540]

[@MsPreciousdobbins]

The coolest idiots

[@swapneelchaugule]

"If I'm gonna be scared of something, it's gotta be big and beefy." - Mark 2020 Lady Dmitriscue - "This whole time he was "scared" of me?"

[@andrewroth3584]

Mark: "If Im gonna get scared by a shark it has to be a big and *beefy* shark Also Mark: *gets jumpscared by "tiny wimpy shark"*

[@weldonwin]

Tommy Wei-Sark: Oh Hai Mark!

[@theemeraldfalcon9184]

​@@weldonwin *F U N N Y , L A U G H E D*

[@illyGalSloth]

I haven't jumped that badly in a long time, lol

[@blazesalamancer8767]

"I am a Raft expert" -Mark (I hate the ocean) Fischbach

[@mansb3528]

Dragon Hero FISH

[@kunikidasnotebook4975]

😂

[@i.am.squishy]

i feel like this will become top comment

[@TheFoxDemonofYoutube]

LOL

[@enochvulpez2562]

Yup basically that 🤣🤣

[@kathernine6408]

This game needs a squid that jumps out of the water and drags you under.

[@Mr_Maladroit]

Thanks Satan

[@sassyviking6003]

Obligatory "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going"

[@24Arrian]

This game needs more stuff underwater in general

[@artinrohani8369]

Yes but actually no.unless you're playing on easy it kinda gets a little hard to take care of food/water and getting the tools you need. Although I guess that's why you have friends.

[@flamingyogurt212]

@@artinrohani8369 So you're saying on more difficult setting the game gets more difficult? Who would've thought that.

[@artsrandomstuff436]

Fun fact, if you read off all the titles for Mark’s Raft videos, they form an odd sentence: “Help... this is fine... please don’t... uh oh... that can’t be good... what the hell is that...? bears... the secret of the island... bees were a mistake... oh no... I’d rather not... is this the end...? are we safe...? oh well...”

[@rowangothic]

And recently he's returned with *"i'm back... i am captain now... trouble at sea... bad leadership... a little too comfortable... i'm on shark duty... just a dream..."* It's doesn't quite form a sentence but it does certainly tell a story.

[@timothymarzelli3874]

"Frick the ocean Attention Everyone: I"m still lonely! I still hate the ocean!!" at the beginning, as well as the more recent videos at the end turns those sentences into an...'interesting' story.

[@Angry5704]

That's interesting, but most likely not intentional.

[@Dehnie]

Oh well

[@steampunkguy2036]

It sounds like someone's senseless rambling after a traumatic experience

[@lunar_memories9981]

Wade: I have a *lot* of rope. -Awkward Silence-

[@susiee25]

Lunar_Memories Y e s

[@Eldritch_TeddyBear]

@MøønGløw Same

[@_HiImTrash_]

Supernatural reference?

[@thesirenaspen]

@@_HiImTrash_ where was the reference i don’t see the reference

[@lunar_memories9981]

@Fishlad YT Are you talking to me or someone else?

[@jonsena6yearsagoand949]

*Previously on Human Fall Flat* "I gotcha." "You don't." "..." "I don't..." *Meanwhile on Raft* "Ahhh, you got it." "I sure did."

[@TheAxi1397]

That sounds kinky af

[@dvdjhp]

isiXiTy23 You must have a very weird fetish.

[@TheAxi1397]

@@dvdjhp lol actually i dont have any fettish

[@Jroobelucios]

@@TheAxi1397 I doubt anyone has a FETTISH

[@bigbouncer4196]

Oof, got emmmmmm

[@Nikko2413]

I love how mark acts like he doesn’t know how to play even though he’s played the whole game before

[@Theqweensfool]

No Mark is just an idiot

[@jomarfernandez1123]

@@Theqweensfool w o t

[@fishybusiness-nj6617]

Ooo9 pop pop 9 okok o ok 9 poop 9o ok lool

[@juawannabarron6509]

@Just TomaS Right. Or he legitimately forgot how to play. :P

[@samanthawallace408]

His brain shuts off when he plays with friends. That's part of the reason I love his videos.

[@rat_t33th12]

No one: Not a soul: Bob: *we’re HOOKERS*

[@axlthien4993]

Timestamp pls

[@jcgames6722]

"I'm a real good paddler" _Flashbacks to A Heist With Markiplier_

[@foolwithtoomanynames]

Flashbacks to the big dig in a date with markiplier

[@samhague4213]

There's a big dig in A Heist With Markiplier

[@brennastar3807]

YESSSSSS!

[@lillyatkinson3162]

Omg yes!!

[@angelinaharmon9052]

HELL YEAH

[@reydragonclaw1128]

"If I gotta be scared a' somethin', it's gotta be big an' beefy." **flashbacks to Slenderman**

[@Chris-hj4xx]

I read this as he said it. It scared me.

[@privpi]

Slenderman's pretty big. He's like 8-9 foot

[@nathanielroach4863]

@@privpi But he's not beefy, he's really skinny.

[@timedragon5492]

When he said that, I thought back to his play through of Bendy and the Ink Machine and how he said he wasn't sacred when they made the enemies bigger and beefier.

[@joshuapoe3867]

I died right when I could see the 8th page. I did not play the game ever since

[@claustrophobictellytubby2233]

I love how lixian used the circle in the middle of the screen as an o

[@kotabee3630]

@raven 17:34

[@sirweebs2914]

@@kotabee3630 doing lords work out here

[@BoomBoomSoup]

@@sirweebs2914 absolutely

[@edenshire507]

That man's a genius

[@Shr00mbunny]

I legit thought that 😭😭

[@riv3ter370]

“What are you talkin’ about, brother-wife Mark?” Is honestly one of my favourite things Bob has ever said

[@peeweelongway3760]

I PPUUR A GALLON OF BLURD EVERYDAY

[@laniercasa3134]

Mark: If I’m scared of somethin’ it’s gotta be big and beefy *Very poor choice of words*

[@doublekil669]

i mean, i too would be afraid of a giant cow

[@unluckycatfish6866]

@@doublekil669 Cows are known to eat small animals sometimes so a giant cow COULD eat you which is quite scary

[@apollo8155]

pp

[@subzeroelectronics3022]

UnLucky Catfish, I recently went on a camping trip to a meadow I had gone to just a year before, and when I got there there were cows. Like 20. With babies. They didn’t seem to notice me until the morning, but then they sort of took over the campsite. I was very scared and just sort of noped out for an hour.

[@unluckycatfish6866]

@@subzeroelectronics3022 Cows are quite creepy to me for some reason and I would have noped out aswell lol

[@cgoldborn]

Mark’s biggest enemies in this game: - Bob - Wade -Shark And most importantly... Wade’s throat

[@JB-ds5wq]

he has experienced his throat, he has been in the throat, but did anyone ask for the throats consent??

[@Grimrose_04]

Imagine Having An Alt the throat speaks for itself

[@JB-ds5wq]

@@Grimrose_04 not when mark is inside of it, it doesnt get a feckin chance! this all reads so bad out of context lmfaoo

[@prey4plagues]

His biggest enemy is his girthy ego

[@juniper_plant]

Psychotic _Karlin that long thicc ego

[@buzzyboo3837]

Mark: Good luck with that shark! Shark: Mark's looking nice.

[@MythicalDarkness]

I feel a strong desire to find bob and Wade's playlist on this just to see the facial expressions to this episode in particular

[@itsyaboyjay9862]

"Imma be all up in that throat" "I need to experience that throat" *PAUSE*

[@lokirae3]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@bigcheesey98]

Lenny face

[@hka2501]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@touya_todoroki_1546]

*inserts lenny face*

[@bellakittylover3148]

( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

[@goldenheart1544]

Mark: We haven't established the who we are and our relationship to each other. Wade: I mean I thought I was here by myself and you guys literally popped out of the woods Bob: What are you talking about brother/wife mark. This is my most favorite trio ever

[@mimikgamingconde3342]

What about sean

[@flamingcat1101]

@@mimikgamingconde3342 he doesn't play with them as much but they could get him in to be another collector person

[@uglebeffus]

Mark: Shark Defense/Supplies Bob: Head Chef Wade: Architect

[@kayquinn9439]

next episode bob the gardener and chef

[@VernonGamingFTW]

Wade: verbal punching bag****

[@madisonkies5515]

Mark: *MISTER* SISTER COUSIN

[@kfconsoleenthusiast4992]

Hotel:trivago

[@Charolette_Katakuri]

jack: *irish potato loving shark*

[@dragoncatsketch8195]

Markiplier: “I want a big, beefy shark.” *me being deathly afraid of the dark, the ocean, and large terrifying creatures*

[@milesclarke7085]

I played raft with my bf and refused to do any ocean exploration bcus of it

[@willisrose9756]

It honestly sounded completely sexual the way he described what type of shark he wanted!

[@Darth_Neb]

For me it's deep ocean the dark, huge animals (like German shepherds), and lastly my imagination

[@mithrilknightx4681]

"Cringiest bit we've ever had." Thinks back to pirate episode of Prop Hunt...

[@GalaticLobber]

The amount of dislikes on it. Yikes.

[@BirdieSenpai]

That video actually inspired a character I created for a game I want to make someday, LOL.

[@mithrilknightx4681]

The evolution of the peens and their pod.

[@WhistlingWillow]

@@GalaticLobber I've yet to fully watch the Prop Hunt videos. Link to the pirate episode, please? Thank you!

[@Templarfreak]

@@GalaticLobber ??? 66k likes to 1k dislikes is a yikes???

[@ThrashMetallix]

Normal Crew Stranded at Sea: Stay alert! Conserve your energy! We're going to make it through this! Markiplier's Crew Stranded at Sea: *I W I L L B E A L L U P I N Y O U R T H R O A T !*

[@Fedico7000]

MuchPotato hawt lmaof

[@greensquadron1326]

reminds me of subnautica

[@dddubu_]

Mark: *goes in water* Shark: Imma stop you right there

[@Fedico7000]

shark: *clips into mark’s face* ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

[@wesnightingale3375]

I have probably watched this series all the way through a dozen or a couple dozen times, I really don't know how many. But this and Distractible are the two things I can put on to get through the tough times every time. There's something about these three friends that brings me comfort. Now, as I worry about my future following my roommate and I both losing our jobs, I'm here again. I don't have a family of my own and I only have one friend in my life. This series brings me the comfort I assume people find in coming home to family and familiarity. Thank you Bob, Wade, and Mark. I doubt you'll wver see this but I wish the three of you all the best. - a fellow former Cincinnatian.

[@LiamKennedyYT]

No content creator has helped me get through tough times better than Mark. Raft is a huge comfort show for me as well as The Forest & Inscryption, I recommend checking out those playthroughs if you haven't already.

[@observantshadow5687]

"Can we make a long seening thing for optical purposes."

[@thattbugg9531]

And thats how we invented the telescope and binoculars

[@puncer2012]

“That’s mister sister cousin to you” I know where this is going and I don’t know how to feel about it

[@erikakerboom2101]

prono

[@Dbmn-sz4bb]

Well said

[@catman9039]

Its Alabama time

[@nerdynate]

sWEEEET HOME ALABAMAA

[@alexbaker1813]

@@nerdynate i was gonna say that but ..... you did

[@GuardIAN4546B]

Mark: why don’t they beef up the shark Raft devs: inserts megalodon Everyone: SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIT Dang 2.7k likes did not expect this thanks

[@lookorionisonthesky605]

Inserts Hybred Shark and Rat Everything:Well i guess i die

[@theranger7924]

Wait is there a megalodon

[@GuardIAN4546B]

@@theranger7924 lol it’s a joke

[@lookorionisonthesky605]

@@theranger7924 Non non non Im not A Patron u knoe :)

[@nancylaraga703]

Oh hi

[@steeljawX]

I've got to give a props+ to Lixian for his editing choices. Some of them are simple and some of them are kind of over done, but they still make me chuckle and make my boring days a bit better. Sure Mark is a funny guy, but when you twist his face a bit and pitch his voice up or down, it becomes that much more funny; especially when you're a bit sleep deprived. So good job Lixian on your edits and keep up the stellar work.

[@airo2theknee846]

Unfortunate that your first reply in two months was a bot. Well, at least you got me now. 🎉

[@cellva1682]

It's uncanny not hearing Mark shout "I'M LONELY!!!"

[@jotehbunehh9314]

Or him cursing out Wayne Brady.

[@shadow0.o945]

Well he isnt lonely

[@ayaanajaz5072]

"If I'm gonna be scared of something it's gotta be big and beefy" *sad slenderman noises*

[@MartyrOf]

Underrated comment

[@nami_franc]

i read this as soon as he said it LMAO

[@MartyrOf]

I remember when he was just a wee but little with only 6 thumbs. Gotten so big sigh. Time does fly.

[@kexard]

He big...just not beefy :(

[@pearmint308]

Martyr Of 1941 no u

[@salty5364]

“I’m going to be in your throat, WADE” Mark 2020 Be careful what you say

[@lokirae3]

Oh dear god, that gonna be taken out of context ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@GranddukeofWales]

Kinky

[@shahriarrahman5473]

Is markipieler trying to sound gay

[@SupSammyy]

@@shahriarrahman5473 He's a TSUNDERE. That would explain Mark hating Wade. Because secretly he loves him. *Fanfic writers, your welcome*

[@nightslasher4856]

Everyone will take that out of context Including me 😂

[@Kiakane]

I love how they removed the anchor to go and look for barrels with scrap when Bob was incapacitated when there was a bunch of scrap literally right below the raft. All they had to do was to distract or kill the shark and pick it up.

[@haileyschmitt987]

I heard that last little noise at the end when he was screaming, right before the music started, and I swear I heard the ticking clock before I remembered this isn't Unus Annus.

[@therussianplaguedoctor8248]

Same here tf-

[@K-00-0x]

Same ;-;

[@kingfordvr5863]

SophiaM 22637 a wise man once said that having two clocks doesn’t make the time go faster

[@stephanieking1294]

THE CLOCK IS ALWAYS TICKING

[@mx.sinistxr]

SophiaM 22637 *_unus annus unUS ANNUS_*

[@ashcervenka6103]

this is the first time i’ve ever heard bob referred to as “bobby”

[@qualitypudding]

Bobert

[@heatherlittrell1112]

Bobbernt

[@denisedinh]

discomBOBulate

[@ZCountry]

I sat here waiting to hear “WAYNEEE BRADYYY”

[@nialls_right_thumb230]

TheSliderKidd 86 same XD

[@thatannoyingperson5324]

WADE BRADY

[@angmaromega]

Mark: **going on about being in Wade's throat** Me:....He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit XD

[@davidjin1646]

Mark: “I wanna beefy shark” Also mark: grows a third chin in fear when sees shark

[@shadophaxx2401]

That’s his defensive frill, it makes him appear larger to predators

[@elizabethjones3088]

@@shadophaxx2401 You're comment made my day, good sir. Thank you.

[@bratface4118]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@bratface4118]

@@shadophaxx2401 you know watching the vid made me laugh this comment made me pee my pants out of laughter 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@flamewing8072]

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HE DID THAT 😂😂😂

[@lilmochi_kun]

Mark: This is actually relaxing Shark: *exists*

[@zwoddie]

“welp that’s me, sister husband wade, i’m glad to be here” wade really is slept on,, his channel deserves so much more attention than it gets:’)

[@selathekobold9832]

And bob isn't?

[@JustRahmi]

zwoddie wait I swear I saw u on a stream edit I saw u on a galemtido stream

[@i.am.squishy]

@@selathekobold9832 they both do they never said that bob didn't deserve more attention

[@wubblebubbleball5433]

Sela The Kobold where was bob compared or even mentioned?

[@JB-tx5fm]

I feel like group videos are more fun than most solo videos. What would be cool if there was such a think as collab channels that got paid proportionately to how many people were in it, but it would cost KZbin more money, so it won't happen😔

[@h1ptt634]

I honestly have to watch them especially mark to fall asleep because their voices are such comfort for me :) so every time I’m about to sleep I play this playlist and close my eyes and just listen!!!!

[@leannequillan7566]

Same here!!

[@snazzygwyn]

Omg I put this on every night to sleep :') it's not just me

[@xtiram]

"I'm trying to, but Wade's idiocy is bleeding over to me" I didn't know idiocy could bleed

[@randömfiish]

THAT explains my bleeding...

[@WeirdPros]

Idiots are almost CONSTANTLY bleeding.

[@kagarisa1426]

Mark: wade, we know you have played this before - Goatman

[@goldengaruda8935]

Ha! Shows what yoooou know!

[@aqueous_fireball1622]

for some reason Bob thought Mark said "I'ma big- heuugh!" when he said " whata combo- heuuugh!"

[@frazure2857]

Time stamp please

[@Atruelozer]

Meow. Maw. Bored. Quarantine

[@nicu.1871]

Frazure 16:40

[@user-ch9zm8jf6z]

Wade: "It's a land shark!" Me: Flashes back to the ghost man and the infinite house and the frog-tiger.

[@KainYusanagi]

frog-tiger-snake

[@M_u_t_e96024]

We don't talk about land sharks e.e

[@demonavalentine101]

*flashes to Jenna marbles land shark*

[@PhantomPinetree]

*flashbacks to the flying shark from stranded deep*

[@tomhsia4354]

At least it's not a sand-going torpedo-boat.

[@SXLFXR000]

In ever survival games they’ve played, Bob is ALWAYS the wife. He’s always given gifts and such. Like, both play throughs of the raft, the forest, etc. cracks me up.

[@hauntedheartss]

“The shark’s attacking you. Is that ok?”

[@avalifeinbytes4529]

Mark: "hmm let's let it attack me just to see"

[@void7683]

No

[@goldenheart1544]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Stove10706]

Wade: “ There is no reason to be all on my throat.” Mark: “ I will so be in your throat tonight Wade.”

[@InktheImpassive]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@undertalesans9988]

@@InktheImpassive you already know~

[@gloria6984]

Lmao 😏

[@aidenlewis2412]

Michael Malloy just can't

[@darjockulhominum4556]

I thought he said “I will Soviet your throat tonight.”

[@lunar_memories9981]

I need a full series of this. The name? It’s obvious, isn’t it? *“Harassing Wade.”*

[@UnknownUser-o5n]

That's every series including Wade.

[@lunar_memories9981]

@Stormi Moo Good point 😂

[@madisonkies5515]

Better name *MISTER* SISTER COUSIN HARASSING WADE WITH BOB

[@mattf5855]

That series already exists, but it’s know by it more common name “drunk Minecraft”

[@bluebirdy4314]

200th like by me you're welcome

[@ianjupin2490]

Mark: if i'm gonna be scared by something it's gotta be big and beefy Resident evil 8 makes lady dimitrescu Mark: OH Hell yea that's more like it!!

[@Doodlebob-hy2yn]

“If something is going to scare me then it has to be big and beefy” 5 minutes later “AHHHHHH THE SHARK THE SHARK IS STILL HERE”

[@daisa1506]

7:42 Mark: "I got a raw Tilapia!" Me, a Filipino: "You're doing great, honey!"

[@jcchryzortiz1769]

Yesss

[@demonprincess9680]

Is it bad I don't get the joke, or is it just because I'm American?

[@cutestrawbeeries]

@Demon Princess, Tilapia is a popular fish from the Philippines lol. It's really tasty, you should try it sometimes.

[@demonprincess9680]

@@cutestrawbeeries Oh ok, I might try it if I can find a place that sells it

[@killerbuzzit347]

@@demonprincess9680 Walmart sells them in the frozen fish section. They are really good, just make sure to get some good seasoning and lemon on those bad boys!

[@tobyhill3564]

"shark attack! shark attack!" "oh shit i'm mid barrel" quotes from a british pub

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

That should be a movie. A bunch of old British men drinking in a pub as the world end’s around them from the most stupidest disasters. I.E a shark attack in land

[@tulip_hysteria]

@@Joawlisdoingfine not exactly like that but there's a movie called the world's end which is similar to that idea. Its very good

[@fabiangarcia6072]

Don't kid yourself, Brits don't know what sharks are

[@tobyhill3564]

@@fabiangarcia6072 wow you're so funny

[@blakecacini8016]

@@tobyhill3564 yes he is

[@PhonicNoteStudio]

Just came from the livestream of this. Lixian, you do amazing editing, man. I often forget just how much work goes into these videos and it's fantastic to see the difference between the two.

[@thesmartestidiot2386]

Bob- “Can we fu- eat the seagulls?”

[@coins_png]

Ah yes make seapeople

[@sqidicarus652]

The Rito have to come from somewhere

[@nalaatteloney3871]

Their sea men

[@savannah3342]

big brain when was that

[@Aconspiracyofravens1]

I had my headphones unplugged for the intro, my parents were in the room

[@nilara93]

Mark: *immitating rich douche* "learn something new every day..unlike the lower classes muahahah-" Shark: *bites Mark* Shark: *EAT THE RICH*

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

😬

[@aurelius2282]

xD 'I was so poor as a child...' - Mark (Countless times)

[@anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s]

Commie sharks

[@arricmarshall4995]

😳

[@KaydeBug07]

Lol 🤣😂🤣

[@Landon_Liftts]

Game: Starts Wade: Falls into ocean

[@i.am.squishy]

sounds like wade

[@nekovannox]

2:22 "If I'm gonna be scared of something it hasto be big and beefy" Is that why he likes Lady Dimitrescu so much?

[@randysparks1271]

I think that's more of a fetish

[@nekovannox]

@@randysparks1271 No, no, dude, that's totally a power thing, like, totally, for sure.