STORE CLERK BLUES | Job Simulator - VIVE

[@vergilsmotivation5126]

I love it how that “juiced-up” bot was trying to ask for a burrito as Mark was just throwing everything in the store at his face

[@randomizedchannel5302]

just say drunk🥴

[@kappnk9821]

@@randomizedchannel5302 no

[@Just_Ben_YT]

Just like in real life Throwing stuff at drunk people is funny

[@MeneerMattie]

Kakyoin?

[@vergilsmotivation5126]

Shit I’ve been noticed

[@morgandonnelly2540]

Grill: caution hot Mark: *immediately submerges hands in bars*

[@353sissy]

spooky randomness he burnt his hand twice

[@kamrynbuckner4549]

If it says caution hot mark will most definitely put his face on it or hands in it😂

[@traveler_ofold]

ayyy I'm your 100th like-

[@plapticum9588]

"submerges" XD

[@okerajoseyladd2251]

Actually, popsicles do go bad, they get all gooey and slimey after a while, it's really gross

[@slimetubeslimenoob]

ROBOT:I would like a meat cylinder please MARK:what

[@CocoNat1874]

when the robot said that I was thinking she wanted the d

[@Fanumrizzy]

(Hotdog) I'm right here you dipshit human

[@noahisham7416]

anthony Martinez the d as in dog

[@RatedTForTerrible]

😏 she wants the dog

[@liz-fk1ye]

Me: a penis?

[@pqttxr6421]

mark saying "I'm not real" as a joke back then mark now: actually really meaning it

[@blakeplayz6864]

i was boutta say that

[@lamb6276]

@@blakeplayz6864 TOO BAD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHQHQHAHAQAHJAAHAHH junction

[@jayzev5672]

Markiplier is a weirdo

[@mairuzu465]

@@jayzev5672 he is but that’s why we love him. We’re all a bunch of weirdos here.

[@KurtCobainsMicrophone]

@@jayzev5672 That's a very strange way to say that you're boring.

[@gamemagma9045]

Grill says "Caution hot" Mark immediately touches

[@nikismajesty]

GameMagma *burns joyfully*

[@thyanimalcrew1133]

That would be me.............

[@kodiakbear1293]

WOLFZX_ H20 mood mmmppllp Pmmo mom

[@mx.l0verb0y]

Sounds like something I would do. 🤣🤣🤣

[@zoecarpenter438]

Robot : “Human uprising of 2027” Me : *realizes next year is 2020 and that means it’s less than 7 years away*

[@synthysynthy]

Oh crap

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

If it means there will be adorable floating robot friends everywhere that sounds like a year to look foreword to it

[@nonbirenthenon-binarysiren6299]

Zoe Carpenter oh....oh crap....oh no....

[@moparound]

That’s what I was thinking 😳 it’s disturbing really

[@Amelia-ji3st]

Zoe Carpenter I’m graduating in 2027

[@tobyhughes9143]

Robot:You can keep the change kind human Markiplier:What. Fuck off I don't need your charity

[@samanthayoung6031]

Toby Hughes

[@mikewazowski471]

Toby Hughes Simpsons reference

[@aquatic9476]

4:19 Mark: Fuck off, I don't need your charity Had me dying

[@lilcheezy8735]

Same

[@DrDolan2000]

Yeah, I don't know Mark is so mean in these videos but I fucking love it. His inner pessimism is coming out

[@ZAMinationProductions]

I love how mark takes every robot'is glasses off and then throws it at them XD

[@madelynhowerton4051]

I didn't see this comment until after I commented about the glasses thing xD

[@babykitten206]

Hello I love your popularmmos animations

[@iisorrowfullbaconii9811]

ZAMination Productions OMG YOUR HERE!!!!!!!!

[@thepuppetmastergaming1985]

Just realized you were zamination LOVE YOUR ANIMATIONS

[@ohhyeahyeah3364]

I'd like your comment but you make Minecraft content

[@haliemccandless8523]

“You could start by cleaning off your counter!” Mark: *throws everything*

[@garykplaysgames3855]

same I did when I played

[@Turtoile41]

@@garykplaysgames3855 i had a stroke trying to read your reply

[@Hollabolla12]

helo tf

[@samstrom8796]

Sad old lady robot: “Well I guess I won’t be getting my upgrades today” Mark: *throws coin at her*

[@mattmattmatt4879]

@dioakolo umm fake markiplier

[@deeds203]

crew memebers: votes markiplier mark was a fake

[@hikari9903]

*Me: laughing so hard whenever Mark just steals people's glasses without saying a n y t h i n g*

[@notexisten1]

I just subscribed to you because ur funny

[@ambyandony]

"Why are you watching this video and eating lucky charms at 5 in the morning?" "Because its got what plants crave"

[@captain_fish_head]

Da freak?

[@ambyandony]

the gaming boss Its got what plants crave

[@ambyandony]

potatofoox thanks clearly you know what plants crave too

[@unlucky13beats13]

Yeah electrolytes

[@NukelearFallout]

Azdaja Pyrope Have you seen Idiocracy?

[@MARUTITOXDAnimaciones]

13:40 Mark: Sees a guy Mark:steals his glasses Mark:puts on his glasses Mark:proceds to throw him his own glasses

[@arandomperson6596]

lol yea

[@diamondproductions9308]

He hit a guy, with glasses

[@jessicalinbarnett]

Lol 😂

[@Get2thecharger0]

@@diamondproductions9308 well played :)

[@diamondproductions9308]

@@Get2thecharger0 YOU GOT THE REFERENCE!!! 👍👍👍

[@skyblock9234]

i love marks content ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE

[@neo4704]

It also is SUPERSIZED

[@chrisgeraci1630]

Skyblock923 fuck you

[@Ruby-ov5rt]

Skyblock923 you did not

[@reply4732]

@@chrisgeraci1630 CALM down! It's a joke

[@reply4732]

@@Ruby-ov5rt do what? Make a joke?

[@cheeseman6833]

"Caution hot" Mark: **puts his both entire palms in it instantly**

[@AirLight1646]

The signs of him being a masochist have been there all along

[@butterss1178]

He's Asian isn't he?

[@faultedskink3074]

"how high are you?" no mark, its "hi how are you?"

[@strikethedragonkid9718]

You made me laughing

[@grimreefer9324]

**High laughing**

[@turnr3326]

Shredder insert *yo I’m so clapped Animoji thinks ma eyes are closed* guy

[@ashleahoague7787]

Lol u made me cry of laugher lol

[@yelhsaviolet]

NOW JUST HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE!! *confused mind blow stare* Did you get the reference

[@alb.rhoades]

Me: How could you be mean to granny bot? How could you! Mark :'cause it has what plants crave.

[@thyanimalcrew1133]

Hahhahahahhahahahahahha

[@BritishRailClass47]

Mark:Shut up

[@ineverlikedtorfanyways1358]

I love watching markiplier because *"It's got what plants crave!"*

[@Pursued12]

Bruh

[@jellybro-zl7xw]

Nice

[@ninjamac999]

It'S gOt WhAt PlAnTs CrAvE!!!!!!!!

[@andrew_the_artist]

eLEcTroLYTes!

[@AnxiousHell]

(10:08)

[@deotis1234]

Customer bot: "have a lovely day, deary" Mark: (chucks a ticket at them as they leave) *"EaT A dIcK"*

[@PencilSticks]

Who else was waiting for someone to try and rob the store?

[@lonelyash1136]

me

[@dezdez109]

me

[@vonnahcool2642]

lol me

[@hollycushman5841]

me

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

+Adam Whysong em

[@kaycrewe1148]

True story. I worked in a convenience store my first year in college. My boss told me on the first day that I was responsible for everything in the register, and that if I was robbed, I'd better not open that safe. I flat-out told her that I was making $7.25 an hour and if someone came in with a gun, I was giving him everything I could get my hands on. They let me keep the job anyway.

[@miac1379]

Kay Crewe XD really

[@digiphobia9416]

Kay Crewe Lying is a sin

[@aghasalih4289]

Kay Crewe

[@tacodagrouch9566]

Lol😂

[@s.sanchez9139]

Kay Crewe did you get robbed? If not, good fur you.

[@kippieguthrie9253]

robot: "Can i also get one of those meat cylinders? Mark: "WELL, UH? EXCUSE ME?"

[@christianjames3797]

Ah yes i would Love a Meat cylinder of the earthling word "Male" the frosting after taste is delicious

[@schwarzwolfram7925]

@@christianjames3797 That was frosting? I thought is was mayonnaise.

[@ashleydgg]

I can't believe this game was 6 years ago time does go fast

[@squeakydoor123]

I agree

[@Miku4lifers]

2020 came by so slowly,, it took slow! 2021 seems like yesterday and im scared 2023 is going to go by faster then I think

[@Lava_Lampe]

2021 didn’t even exist 😭

[@water6006]

@paulinasunday6512bot, go to the place you belong, DA Trash

[@concretecassowary2862]

@send me message @markiplier680 you've been selected to piss directly into my mouth. Good money, Mark.

[@kayleesmith6725]

I love this series! It's got what plants crave!

[@ravenisdying]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@devilsquad5055]

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ultimax140]

Is this an Idiocracy reference?

[@texxinoncrystal6645]

@@ultimax140 Brondo. It's what plants crave.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@ultimax140 Possibly, but Mark says it multiple times in this video.

[@TheAtomicWaffle]

*IT FEELS GOOD WHEN IT TOUCHES MY BRAIN*

[@ariesrenae4163]

The Atomic Waffle I hate to break it to you but I'm eating waffle right now!

[@darkness7885]

@@ariesrenae4163 I hate it t break it to you but I'm eating wolf right now!

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@darkness7885 I hate to break it to you, but I have a flashlight

[@kerrickfininen8124]

@@frenchsoldier8485 I hate to break this to you but I broke your flashlight

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@kerrickfininen8124 I hate to break it to you,but you go to Gulag

[@kyioto2670]

Mark is literally what all store clerks think lol XD

[@ZombieKiller-me8tj]

I know right

[@halaenab9794]

lol if you see a store clerks mind you see Markiplier

[@jamessulok6084]

Bubblegum Crybaby uiiiii

[@chloe-jd9gy]

True

[@tomsventinieks5200]

Bubblegum Cryba

[@WhipPlaysYT]

10:00 - 10:36 I love this part of the video!! *It's got what plants crave!!*

[@Delta354DLC]

Lmao same

[@heroofwinds3990]

"Can I have a meat cylinder?" "Excuse me!?" idk that part just killed me 😂😂

[@blueninja8250]

Hi Phil eggtree

[@im_a_spooon]

hey turn on the subtitles and look at 7:03

[@im_a_spooon]

and 10:55

[@Emma-te5el]

Ikr! I died laughing at that part

[@marquisdifiore]

oh just now i noticed the dirty part in it

[@nullcw6521]

16:43 Mark: *drops burrito* Also Mark: *casually phases through the counter to pick it up*

[@renbies2304]

*iT's GoT wHaT pLaNtS cRaVe!*

[@aepheixa]

I need merch!

[@therealmranimus]

Aw shit you didnt want any of this!!!!

[@darkness7885]

Yeah, human DNA

[@Fruit-snacker]

I think its an idiocracy reference

[@yelhsaviolet]

SadMochi your comment was funny mine was more of I have no life

[@blueisadude]

"I'm not real, I'm fake. My life is a lie!" FORESHADOWING ACTIVATED.

[@SevPlaysVideoGames]

I don't get it, can you maybe explain?

[@Themtaters618]

@@SevPlaysVideoGames no

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@SevPlaysVideoGames Unus Annus?

[@ultimatespidermanmenutheme5225]

*scans chips* here you go *put chips in cash rejester*

[@jayes-6557]

Ok

[@nikkip.2343]

learn to spell-_-

[@leomillan4622]

+MarkipIier fat and btw i was really effective this time almost clicked

[@midgamejeff-why-got]

+MarkipIier so legit wedsite

[@PoodiePieNasro]

+Benjamin Pervanic your pic is adorable ^-^

[@knightpanic1931]

16:46 I swear to god the robot sounds like mark

[@Lunarwolf9908_]

Oh my god it does

[@potato...8543]

God yeah XD

[@JoshIcon28]

It actually does

[@yourneighborhooddeadpool488]

The robot also talks like Mark

[@haleighholmes5591]

OMG it does! :0

[@SynthLizard8]

Hahaha! It's hilarious how the first thing Markaplier does when a customer comes in is reach over the counter and throw their glasses away. I think he's showing he's dominance as the alpha male by being the only one wearing glasses in the store.

[@mrbusinesss1]

Ikr

[@azeckhd524]

+PurpleStorm8 no cuz he didn't pee over them.

[@Isiel42]

+PurpleStorm8 I think it's just yet another example of his impulsivity.

[@shejan0986]

+Isaac Cook natural thing to do

[@Detached_s0uI]

So true XD

[@AC_709]

10:05 Imagine walking into a convenience store and having to deal with an employee that acts like this.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

I'm just focusing on your profile picture. Naegi is such a cinnamon roll

[@katimation9940]

"It's got what plants crave!" Yes.

[@yukimari-ren7106]

Yes.Just YES

[@goibniu1911]

I love that movie

[@Kryaide]

Not sure

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@goibniu1911 what movie?

[@rubik4239]

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Idiocracy

[@cooldude56g]

10:10 "I love electric blue goo, it's got what plants crave!" *pauses video* *sits in silence for a good, solid 30 seconds to remember what that's referencing* "HOLY SHIT MARK HAS SEEN IDIOCRACY!"

[@HoveringLifeless]

+cooldude56g Brawndo.

[@cryptoooooooo]

+cooldude56g you're an idiot *wink*

[@spacebunbun5997]

I did the same thing XD

[@shadowqueenskye5415]

+cooldude56g From the movie, Idiocracy.

[@spacebunbun5997]

"But why do plants crave it?"

[@maryy__mayy4023]

"ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!" Had me dieing

[@Helldiver5n23]

This was 7 years ago.. oh my god guys it was 7 at the time of writing this. i get its 8 now. thats how time works.

[@morganprior7746]

feels like yesterday 😅

[@LiteralSky]

Crazy I remember when this was posted like it was yesterday

[@miltiaspogfrog9684]

8 years now…

[@Jjjjjjj-d7r]

More like 8…and it was like it was made 4 hours ago

[@Helldiver5n23]

@@Jjjjjjj-d7r this has some SERIOUS '4 hours ago' energy for sure

[@avagvo]

The most hysterical parts were when he took their glasses and switched them out.

[@falicltheitz5924]

10:07 "Electric Blue goo? I LOVE ELECTRIC BLUE GOO! ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!" You guys are welcome

[@stevenseyfried7531]

FaliClt Heitz you just saved me from Clorox bleach cancer

[@AnimationXen]

FaliClt Heitz PEOPLE LIKE MOUNTAIN SCREAM ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE

[@Z-A-C]

Sweet generic off brand cola! ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE !

[@tpseptictwaimzmagic3563]

"If it says Mcloughlin I'm gonna be pissed" Wtf why did this have me crying 😂 LOL

[@tpseptictwaimzmagic3563]

Oh and for those of you who don't get it jacks name is "Sean William Mcloughlin"

[@kadenenderle1791]

hi jack

[@dustin3015]

no its not you don't get the refrence

[@kadenenderle1791]

jack its not that bad man you are my fav

[@tpseptictwaimzmagic3563]

Kaden Enderle who are you talking too?!

[@amg_agasi101]

1:34 " Everyones a criminal untill proven otherwise!" - Mark, 2016

[@anneguthre6449]

I like how mark takes the glasses off the robots

[@jade_blax]

Ann!e Guthr!e Yeah😂 He's so rude..poor robots :D

[@inkyt5748]

Agreed have u seen the old lady

[@MonochromicOutcast]

Ann!e Guthr!e boi i like it more when mark eats everything

[@SilverDragon-xi4qf]

Mark- “I know the perfect thing for distracting little girls!” That’s not creepy at all

[@EndlessSummer888]

Actually, the creepy part about it is how he says "It's gonna be SUPERSIZE!!" Euphemisms. Euphemisms... everywhere.

[@anastasiathings3319]

I agree haha

[@mysticspace3369]

He meant in an innocent way tho

[@oliviastockdale2322]

Bot: Can I also get one of those meat cylinders please? *EXCUSE ME?!?*

[@thepuppetmastergaming1985]

What? Oh, a dck

[@baconfalkon6127]

When I played this and heard that I'm like, uh, um... oh (while i was looking at the bot and then at my pants)

[@frankfonte3298]

I get it

[@lumberandleather8629]

YEAH BRO!

[@lumberandleather8629]

Bot: I FEEL SO ENERJIZED SO ENERGIZED! Mark: YOU DIDINT EVEN TAKE A SIP! Ps STUPID

[@musicismysanity2085]

I want someone to defend me how Mark defends his popsicles

[@j.mchim1013]

Saaaaaammmeeee!!!!!

[@josephstauss2033]

I love the little clips with no gameplay, just mark randomly standing in the room with the headset and the hand thingies just waving around and dancing

[@ottmah8256]

“oOOoO, that looks-“ *”A C C E P T A B L E.”*

[@maevemilless4561]

nik Hello, I would like the buy these C H I P S.

[@lulzgalore6249]

It's Got What Plants Crave! -Mark 2016

[@melissamartinez5659]

mark: is that a porn magazine? it's not sexy at all!

[@cheesegizzler14]

F***ing I'm dyin xD OMG IM DED! x3 OK OK IM IM DONE xD

[@melissamartinez5659]

+CrAyAlWaYs 4LiFe heh

[@titanmancrazy4402]

Yep. The sodas and the Dapple Sprackles at 12:10

[@cheesegizzler14]

EVERYTIME I look back at this vid I MUST LAUGH

[@santinoliao5238]

11:08 the athletic bot sounds like mat pat when he says "energized"

[@firelordgamer1132]

Mark:" I'm just going to eat a burrito and forget all my troubles in another reality". Me: What are you going to put in that burrito?

[@butterduck6398]

Thanos.

[@HellfireXChaotica]

An unholy amount of meth.

[@zenoxmusic61]

Mountain Scream, it’s got what plants crave!

[@kelli8470]

"It'S gOt WhAt PlAnTs CrAvE!"

[@quetz8128]

I read this when he said it.

[@megamegatron99]

which time?

[@klaura6799]

Kelli aka The Most Fabulous Person a

[@cursified]

Kelli aka The Most Fabulous Person FIRE- MORE SPECIFICALLY THE SUN. SO PLANTS LIKE FIRE =)

[@spaaps]

O look it's a dog! ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!

[@jkh861]

Robot costumer who doesn’t know anything about *ahem*: Can I get one of those *meat cylinders?* Mark (and admittedly me): *ExScUsE mE????*

[@pinkfrog07]

xD

[@davidzlotlow]

Same

[@dayanarapena9317]

🎶dirty mind, dirty mind. D-d-d-d-dirty mind🎶

[@sydneylynn5735]

...IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!!!...😂😂😂

[@phanicatmychemicalseptipli6463]

sydney fman I say that whenever I'm at the store with my mum and they scan the items

[@angelina6439]

sydney fman lol 😂

[@madisons9335]

MySydneyLife I'm laughed so hard 😂😂

[@jenbooob]

MySydneyLife idiocracy

[@iammonkeygirl4632]

Mark: Have fun... with your diabetes. Me. 1993-2016.

[@randomrainbowkitten4997]

I died at that part too! XD

[@dantdmsnumber1fan3h48]

Random rainbow kitten

[@randomrainbowkitten4997]

Yes?

[@stacisirben8043]

JLeafYeti 39

[@dannyk0707]

LeafYeti 39

[@wafflemcunicorn4732]

"Yes this is my first job... HUMANS DON'T WORK!!!" I'm watching this in on my break... at work

[@johnfortnitetheraw]

Catsrule XD :3 lies

[@CameronDuncan]

8-Bit The MusicDroid like your life

[@gingerslime800]

Yeah lies cuz ur clearly like 5

[@imlilwelch7855]

Ginger Slime bruh not even my sister can type so bruh naw yeah I got some country in me so I can talk like this bruh they not five!

[@miac1379]

Catsrule XD :3 XD

[@lindseyfaircloth7796]

Her: He's probably cheating on me Him:

[@limestone0947]

it's got what plants cRAvE

[@setomari]

Mark: *finds deadly fireworks* LOOK VERY DEEPLY INTO THIS TUBE!

[@james201027]

Robot:I just went jogging can I get something to replenish my electrolytes. Markiplier:ok... How about... electric blue goo it's got what plants crave! *Throughs soda at robot. Markiplier: well no one liked electric blue goo but people like... Mountain scream it's got what plants crave! *Scans it than slams on counter. *Squrts out soda *Watch's for a minute Markiplier:well how about... Sweet genaric cola it's got what plants crave! Carefully scans it than set's it carefully on the counter. *Looks at board well s#!t!

[@yelhsaviolet]

chain & triangle sweet generic off brand cola

[@darcytheaussie3097]

How the fuck do you not know how to spell throw. Oh wait you could just be an uneducated squeaker little shit, that probably explains it.

[@thyanimalcrew1133]

Well........ Bye soda

[@celestialtree8602]

@@darcytheaussie3097 You know, there's something called being polite. I know it's really hard to do for special ones like you, but you have to try, okay buddy?

[@darcytheaussie3097]

Meow? Meow. Mate, how bout you fuck off to the shithole you came from and your dumbass name, I'm a fuckin Aussie, considering from your comment, you haven't met an Aussie.

[@MerpKingIsMe]

I love that the hot dogs have been burning the entire time

[@hannahoien6582]

who you passed 1st grade

[@kayotechno]

+Pascal Cat why can't you spell?

[@NukelearFallout]

Acidic Gamer Dumbass...

[@sp1d3rzzz96]

WHEN HE SAID IM JUST GONNA CHUG THIS PINK STUFF CUZ IT FEELS GOOD WHEN IT TOUCHES MY BRAIN HAS ME DYING 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@oliviastockdale2322]

*Look very deeply into this tube*

[@Ssoulseek1]

And we found.... Not click bait (Got shot) (Got raped) (Got killed

[@kimcolorsfangirl7615]

Ok

[@Mist7417]

*coughs* that's what she said

[@bigtoee99]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@puncakesarepuns429]

10:19 Everytime I open a soda bottle.

[@moss8911]

So so true

[@codiandjaydenschannelcodia3684]

Ikr samee

[@dylan_day9731]

More like when my brother when he opens McDonalds ranch

[@aokadas3489]

Nobody like the comment, leave it as 69.

[@Hacker-lt4ge]

It's got what plants crave!

[@jadephoenix5472]

"so shut about your sad life, IM A STORE CLERK!" -Markiplier

[@risavelle5007]

2016

[@lumirogen4432]

+Derpy Me!3 12

[@juliathewerewolf6194]

+Derpy Me!3 I have a green moustache necklace, but I'm not wearing it right now

[@sophiarodriguez2547]

hahahaha

[@jamiegee3822]

+TheRealZeldaFan some ketup too!!

[@Baloo..]

When you're watching this during the pandemic and just like: Robots?: Most likely 👌🏼

[@phraimergamer4844]

😂😂😂😂

[@GH0STMIILK]

Same bro

[@rubyyhaha5883]

Mark:My life is a lie Job bot: all righty Me:what

[@CrazeTwizt]

ummmmm why do you say at 4 I'm confused why did you see that but you are crazy I do not know why

[@CrazeTwizt]

Hello I'm going to talk to me or not I'm just taking you you're too I don't know if you have your own KZbin but you can just show me a picture or not because I really badly want to yes or no when you show up when picture up on when I'm talking to you please so please tell me to show up a picture while I'm talking to you so yeah are you going to or not?????????

[@sansisntness]

Teresa Mitchell are you a bot?

[@verytiredteaartist7363]

Teresa Mitchell *DEAMONS JIM!* DEAMONS!!

[@arourastripedeputy2345]

Jet Packinski mark: oh... I thought it was going to explode out of his noose... Well ok!"

[@socalmade9590]

I Love How He Says "Its Giy What Plants Crave!" For Everything.

[@socalmade9590]

*Got

[@DeeDee-ei2hr]

When I Read This I Was At That Exact Part.

[@anonymousislegion3092]

Job bot: here comes trouble Mark screames and puts hands up: Robber: today's not your lucky day pal Mark: apparently not

[@Jasper_7635]

*corporate Bot: I need you to reload the stuff on the shelves.Well there you go you know the drill *Mark:Unplugged Entertainment......is it a P**n mag? its not s*xy at all* wait thats illegal?

[@eternaltotinos]

"Oh you sweet summer child.." IM LITERALLY DYING xD :]]]]

[@kiroakimada2775]

Trash Panda When did he say that?

[@iamaganondorf]

i subbed to you because u know the Kubz Scouts and everyone else i know doesnt know the Kubz Scouts

[@lisamissmewitdatbs]

SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!! HES DIEING!!

[@candynelson4500]

Rip

[@maxpayne421]

Guy: keep the Change Mark: Fuck off! (Throws coin) :D

[@kaliyaht.6537]

+Keira Dineley you're such a dumbass. Learn to read bitch

[@trollllort9847]

+Keira Dineley learn to fucking read it's what he said IN VIDEO. Fucking asswhipe

[@D0NCH33T0]

+Raiven Lindsay Fight Club

[@josephg1125]

100th like

[@trollllort9847]

***** Love how you point out my comment yet you COMPLETELY ignore the others. Go sit on a pinecone ^^

[@exargyromeno3648]

I love how you chunk shit at the robots!

[@djozenkoski472]

chuck*

[@TrollingGuy2000]

+Dj Ozenkoski Wow you're so mature.

[@yellowdog5478]

+TrollingGuy2000 agreed

[@firedisco3279]

i love it how he just eat the food without even opening it or just by eating by mistake xD

[@Imacuser223]

+Nathan Wright - Including *money*... ¬_¬ (4:21)

[@Just_Ben_YT]

14:38 that "wait a minute" was so genuine

[@creature6309]

Mark- "I usually don't even wear pants" Me- *Laughing way to hard*

[@blueaccelerator2674]

Booper Dooper270 I hate that comment you suck

[@biebeans1610]

+cole bennett Wow. You are a real jerk. A lot of people thought that was funny, and just because you don't like it the person who says it sucks?? Personally, just for that, I think YOU suck.

[@waffaeles6776]

13:06 imagine walking into the room, and not seeing his gameplay... 😂

[@randomwolfplaysminecraftan9067]

20:12 principal “who was in the fight and why were they fighting” me “I ain’t no snitch”

[@Sleepycow7764]

I’m dying.

[@bagleoddtv]

*chillz voice* top ten reasons why Markiplier isn’t 6ix9ne

[@Cynical_Crow]

Ok but fr we had one of those stupid DARE packets in school and in one of the questions it was like: Your friend stole something and the cashier didn’t notice, what do you do? And I chose D. Since I ain’t no snitch

[@varuunbadree]

I would simply slap the both of em

[@cupcup.]

17:20 Jobbot: the human uprising of 2027 Me: *6 more years*

[@jpprainbow6140]

4 more years

[@varuunbadree]

3

[@awsomeman253]

"Adult bot": *Walks up* Markiplier: Lemmer just take a peak in your chest.

[@beckypiskura205]

"If it says Mc Lovin Im going to be super pissed "

[@NukelearFallout]

Favorite line from Mark!

[@happygoluckydogeburgnester583]

*fireworks explode in ur face but make u powerful* BOOM! enjoy your new strength bro!

[@jillgoodman4344]

the highlight of my day was watching mark repeatedly grab random objects and say "it's what the plants crave!!" to a bunch of robots in attempt to see something😂💕

[@Kryaide]

Jill Goodman I just watched that movie then watched this and I laughed so hard

[@NintendoNerd64]

i like how marks immediate instinct when someone with glasses walks in is to take them, then: a: put them on himself b: put them on the next robot to float in c: throw them away like garbage

[@MrLahey-lx9ku]

“Here you go” *puts chips in cash register*😂😂😂😂

[@taylormendez2301]

we just got a new chip reader today

[@Ssoulseek1]

@@taylormendez2301 OMG

[@yelhsaviolet]

RandyBoBandy *puts chips in register gives customer money*

[@DonnaLee4]

Laughed my ass off when he was eatting all the chips..omfg! XD

[@haveprideanddonthide2337]

ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!! I dyed every time he said it. 🤣

[@joeykboy300]

HAVE PRIDE! AND DON’T HIDE! I love you I want to have time

[@happygoluckydogeburgnester583]

SHHHOOOOT ITT!!! *shoots angry screaming missiles made of fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

[@mylifesucks3944]

HAVE PRIDE! AND DON’T HIDE! Oh. Thats the real reason why your profile pic is rainbow.

[@hush3956]

Died*

[@thebrocode5554]

Did you dye your hair? (Edit: wrong die hhhh)

[@Vinceras]

Still watching this in 2024. Man...what a gem of a video lol

[@ashnelson5562]

I jsut love how at 3:54 Mark's voice raises to the highest of astonishment at the Jubmo Sizer.

[@jaydencampbell7749]

waiting for the animation of this 😂

[@elizabethwalker3344]

+Jayden Campbell Yesssssssssssssss........

[@chxldishness6236]

Ayy fr

[@halogolden8239]

HI MARK!!!

[@agariopotato925]

+Jayden Campbell yeah xD

[@alysiaragbir7585]

😁😂😂

[@funnehpotatopleb1704]

Adult Bot: Can i have one of those meat cylinders please. Mark: Excuse me

[@Lizarenx]

Mark: scans chips Also mark: puts chips in the register

[@JP-yf2bg]

Bot:"Can I get one of those meat cylinders?Mark: "EXCUSE ME!?" LMAO

[@brittonwhite710]

I want your meat cylinder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Detached_s0uI]

+Britton White XD

[@Anth0nyMa8899]

+Britton White lol

[@sadlink7657]

+Britton White WELL OK THEN.

[@prodbymercury]

+Jake Marshal HAVE FUNN!!!!!.........With your diabetes............----- Mark 2016 -----

[@filmfangirls9163]

"You think we have to? Oh you sweet Summer Child!" Lol

[@samanthalewis7887]

JK Reviews! I actually got a written for not making small talk with every customer in my line.

[@trevision3697]

remember,service with a smile! Mark:bobebaboop get the fuck out, I'm a STORE CLERK!

[@dorazilwriting]

I love how he keeps throwing the tickets at his boss. lol

[@vikingwalker0-1]

This REALLY needs to be animated. Like if you agree.

[@daelyndriesen]

Gzpy I'll try an animate it

[@draconiclady0610]

It actually is.

[@ammackinder5126]

Markiplier: HAVE FUN WITH YOUR DIABETES KIDO Kid: *dead*

[@mya4275]

Gzpy it is

[@Awsomeguy-nd9qz]

I felt so bad when the granny came in and didn't win the lottery

[@shelbylockhart3560]

same

[@abovenbeyond2826]

Awsomeguy 10897 there's a chance she would it happened before

[@cringeworthycontentstudios8959]

Awsomeguy 10897 no offense but...I didn't 😎

[@inknation2912]

Thug Life

[@taytay0518]

Awsomeguy 10897 yeah and both jack and mark was mean to her but I believe they were playing

[@thefitnessgrampacertest4289]

“Stock the ‘adult diapers’ “ -Mark

[@volcanoisland1895]

When you work in a store you stock everything, its just putting things on the shelf, do it often enough and it doesnt matter what those things are.

[@tundrakitty]

@Jess Late Way to ruin the joke, bud.

[@armandomorales9009]

18:23 he just starts zooming in😂

[@timebombx10]

"if it says Mcloven imma be super pissed" 🤣🤣🤣