Cannibal: Why don't we take that smaller bridge to get to those guys? Other Cannibal: Shut the fuck up Jerry, that's secret bridge
@tiemespoelstra12863 жыл бұрын
Big funny man
@jacksepticeye_fan0843 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@notlivingucci48653 жыл бұрын
.😂
@acehardware28233 жыл бұрын
F-ing Jerry. Always ruins the mood.
@mr.spaget65133 жыл бұрын
Fuckin Jerry bro, why the hell do we keep him around?
@courtneygrumblis3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "oh hey, this is the secret bridge. Please go away" Cannibal: "understandable. Have a nice day"
@vitaniweapon4133 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment xD
@kate-yh5jz3 жыл бұрын
5:56 :}
@blackfang-ms5rq3 жыл бұрын
@@vitaniweapon413 me too
@blackfang-ms5rq3 жыл бұрын
@Dizzy Stick i know im gonna clip this
@vitaniweapon4133 жыл бұрын
@@blackfang-ms5rq awesome
@grahamapol31853 жыл бұрын
At this rate, the cannibals don't need to kill them. They can just sit back and say, "They're doing just fine on their own."
@marzipan14053 жыл бұрын
CANIBAL
@Skylerrelyks933 жыл бұрын
@@marzipan1405 no he was correct and you are not.
@adoreeasiya3 жыл бұрын
They DO know that they have to save a child???
@debayandas4303 жыл бұрын
@@adoreeasiya 🤣🤣🤣 i comment that on every the forest video
@lovemurphy19313 жыл бұрын
@@adoreeasiya watching this game play has me confused I love it and it's funny but I'm starting to believe thos game never ends and the son never existed lol
@Breached183 жыл бұрын
The Secret Bridge: *Exists* Every Cannibal on the Peninsula: "Imma pretend I didn't see that"
@randomdudeyoumightlike99123 жыл бұрын
It’s because it’s secret
@jackysanc74453 жыл бұрын
I love how the cannibale legit just didn’t cross that bridge
@goddess97393 жыл бұрын
They respect the secret bridge far too much
@faenene3 жыл бұрын
@@goddess9739 there is no such thing, the secret bridge is a *diety*
@kolteel3 жыл бұрын
there's no pretending, it's a secret
@ryankissee99373 жыл бұрын
"He'll huff and puff and he won't know what the fuck is going on." Never have I seen a better metaphor and I intend to spread it.
@gumbilitous28043 жыл бұрын
Lmao I am too
@hat74753 жыл бұрын
absolutely
@lancerutland22783 жыл бұрын
Why are there only 3 comments
@xanderriniker54003 жыл бұрын
Idk
@theintrovert_2272 жыл бұрын
It's too funny. The funniness has left no room for commentary. It's too perfect.
@sharky11503 жыл бұрын
Mark: *realises that he can make a dock* Game: *starts raining* Lixian: I don’t even have to do anything
@TulipsxJasmines3 жыл бұрын
Underated
@johnsell68703 жыл бұрын
what timing
@gameout64203 жыл бұрын
God did his work for markaplier
@LeHyperTech3 жыл бұрын
Chill dude
@LeHyperTech3 жыл бұрын
@@gameout6420 😔 markplier is he called ...
@NijiHoloFan3 жыл бұрын
the fact that the cannibal respected mark by going away from the secret bridge after being politely asked to is a highlight of this video
@lyenye70183 жыл бұрын
This entire series is the “what not to do” section in a survival guide.
@sunshinegamer19813 жыл бұрын
America's Funniest Survival Videos
@Biggsman_IV2 жыл бұрын
I mean, there are also a lot of things that people teach people to do in a life or death situation, and they are pretty horrible. like, conserve water, if your thirsty, than drink until you no longer are, and look for more first. as well as, cactus juice is a horrible stand in for water. it just makes you more thirsty, and gives you diarrhea, and nausea, so those are very bad things to do in a survival situation.
@lavans57212 жыл бұрын
@@Biggsman_IV also makes you hallucinate and try to eat your pet flying lemur. Trust me shit is insane.
@nest_avadavat2 жыл бұрын
Do *not* split up in caves Do *not* cut holes in gazebos Do *not* focus on “the perfect” bridge Do *not* eat human flesh Do *not* destroy cabins Do *not* jump off cliffs with your log sleds
@milesclarke7085 Жыл бұрын
How to not survive
@mike3533 жыл бұрын
The forest: cannibals killing people and trying to save your son Mark: Bridge simulator!
@Roamingfirebat3 жыл бұрын
@Evan Scammell it’s a bot. Best you can do is report it.
@jdwmyt3 жыл бұрын
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach? A: Sunday, of course!
@Hellbughunter3 жыл бұрын
Who cares, he's dead anyway. Bridges are more importend.
@JT_Lich3 жыл бұрын
Mark's playing Poly Bridge
@Mr.PugGaming3 жыл бұрын
@Augestx shutup
@Ethan-__-3 жыл бұрын
The forest: horror game Markiplier: let’s build a bridge the ultimate bridge
@expectnothin3 жыл бұрын
The shsl bridge, of course
@afifdan26653 жыл бұрын
Im so fast
@somerandominternetuser57303 жыл бұрын
@@jasperallison4634 I reported the account
@mikewilson23023 жыл бұрын
Sup mark
@jdwmyt3 жыл бұрын
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.
@Zakvadr19953 жыл бұрын
I feel like the “Previously on-“ section will eventually just be everyone screaming.
@ZaezeYT3 жыл бұрын
You mean it isn't already?
@beansmcsquenz44443 жыл бұрын
@Augestx did i ask
@whyyunggod74733 жыл бұрын
@@beansmcsquenz4444 he is lying, he is also a bot, look at how he spelled it. 😂
@generalgrievous1623 жыл бұрын
@Augestx you have replied with this on nearly every single comment so quit yo bullshit.
@whyyunggod74733 жыл бұрын
@@beansmcsquenz4444 hes also saying that so people go and see his comment so he can get views on his video, yeah im not dumb I know.
@thatrandomimperial33573 жыл бұрын
The cannibals only come by because they’re trying to figure out what the hell y’all are doing
@athickie3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂
@moogamooga21003 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!! Best comment right here.
@thomaspelletier442 жыл бұрын
Cannibal 1: what the hell are those idiot doing ?! Cannibal 2: idk let's send a guy to ask them. Cannibal who got send: try to speak is language. The guy : let kill him
@_JustJoe2 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@evilsquirrelratsr45292 жыл бұрын
The fact that they are called cannibals says otherwise
@renranger21353 жыл бұрын
Mark: “friendship comes first.” Says the guy who keeps abandoning his teammates in mutant attacks
@kratosgodofwar7773 жыл бұрын
And also abandoned said teammate later on
@punchline_pipeline3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I wish I had more friends that played the forest
@ItsOkayToLeave-ThisIsYourSign3 жыл бұрын
Not this comment having 666 likes😳
@KSKSnek3 жыл бұрын
the entire plot of this series is starting to become Bridge building
@VeryPeeved3 жыл бұрын
he's his own best friend.
@grayfox3113 жыл бұрын
"Did you just try to jump onto my boat?" "Listen, I'm 𝓭𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰"
@Geoffrey6_3 жыл бұрын
How you write like that ?!
@haimynameiskai3 жыл бұрын
@@Geoffrey6_ with the power of 𝕘𝕠𝕕 and a 𝒻𝑜𝓃𝓉 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑜𝓇
@quick_light3 жыл бұрын
@@Geoffrey6_ *_yes_*
@Geoffrey6_3 жыл бұрын
Font generator ? I write like *this* or **this** by just adding more * to the beggining and the end of the sentence
@alantheannihilator30933 жыл бұрын
@@Geoffrey6_ just google don’t generator and copy paste from the site you write on
@nicktaylor84583 жыл бұрын
at this rate there will be enough carts in the river to make another bridge
@naimac10153 жыл бұрын
Or a dam. If it holds enough water back, they won’t need any bridges.
@lyenye70183 жыл бұрын
@@naimac1015 that would be worse, and wont deter the cannibals, but it would be dope if that was actually a feature
@Spamton_G_Spamton...3 жыл бұрын
They should build a dock....
@knzjyd3 жыл бұрын
Some tips. 1. The more negative interactions you have with the cannibals, the more they'll come after you and the more creepy mutants they'll send. (Not that they'll leave you alone altogether. They're douchelords.) 2. Not that you care about outfits, but smack the lady in the plane that you got the plane axe from enough and you'll get her outfit, which I find incredibly funny. 3. Your sanity (viewable in the "Stats" tab) decreases: A) When you don't sleep. B) When you kill a cannibal. C) When you dismember a cannibal. D) Gradually when you spend time in caves. I think it's, like, 0.001% per second. E) Eating a cannibal. When your sanity decreases to anywhere below 90%, you can build effigies from the cannibals' body parts. It causes fear in most cannibals; those will avoid you. There are a few that'll still attack you. In other words: Effigies don't stop the cannibals from attacking you entirely. 4. Your sanity increases: A) When you listen to music. B) When you sleep. C) When you sit down on chairs, benches, etc. D) When you eat fresh (animal) meats. 5. If you need feathers, you can build a birdhouse. 6. Rabbits can breed if you put some in a rabbit cage. The more you have, the higher the chances of them procreating. Please keep playing. These videos make my day and I'm sure it's the same for a lot of other people.
@peebledeeble3 жыл бұрын
i screenshotted this for use when i play the forest myself. you are a genius
@lorcanzo24983 жыл бұрын
@The Almighty Ninja we need to know
@confusedjello72923 жыл бұрын
@The Almighty Ninja can confirm
@Prto903 жыл бұрын
so like is there a way for cannibals to stop attacking me after a while if i dont attack them..after a while?
@lorcanzo24983 жыл бұрын
@@Prto90 no; in the game there is a thing where the cannibals are becoming constantly more aggressive to you. If you don’t attack them they will send less but if you kill them a lot they will first send more to attack you but then if brutal enough (Dismembering, killing with limbs etc) they will give u a sacrifice and leave u alone for a few days. But they will become constantly more aggressive to you.
@archer35693 жыл бұрын
**Mark after the finishing The Forest** "Im a man who owns FIVE BRIDGES!"
@NotGoingBackHarrisWalz20243 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣🤣
@Jasonnnnnnnnnnnn_3 жыл бұрын
excuse me do you mean 500,000,000,000?
@elusivegamergirl3 жыл бұрын
* *”I am a man who BUILT 5 bridges!!”*
@LeSethX3 жыл бұрын
And when they are done, they are going to find they need boats for something and need to tear down the bridges for them, I bet
@flamboyant_tea_203 жыл бұрын
Oh my God this is amazing your awesome 😂👏
@samsmith80043 жыл бұрын
Who’s gonna tell them that you can transport logs with the zip lines
@jasminetwil3 жыл бұрын
Oh no, can they really? 😂
@angelapickett1983 жыл бұрын
Wait till they find out...
@j-j89843 жыл бұрын
Oh my God...
@sghettioop99483 жыл бұрын
We have to alert them of this-
@Snackaboy3 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori
@CallMeDougieP3 жыл бұрын
Little Timmy: Lost in the forest. Terrified. Likely gonna die a horrible horrible death. Mark, Bob, Wade: B R I D G E
@cheazzila29063 жыл бұрын
If I remember right, he’s already dead
@omen-2003 жыл бұрын
@@cheazzila2906 shhhhh you can't spoil it like that...
@polskamistrzwiedzy71533 жыл бұрын
@@omen-200 the game has been out for like 3 years
@Unknownburger3 жыл бұрын
@@cheazzila2906 hes not dead. He’s in a chamber underground and he’s the main character in Sons of the Forest lmao
@cheazzila29063 жыл бұрын
@@Unknownburger ya, I’ve already been told. Don’t pay attention to me. I’m a dumbass
@jackalaxe15543 жыл бұрын
*I'm seeing a plot twist* - they find Timmy and take him through the main bridge and then Bob makes the platform higher and drowns Timmy for entertainment reasons
@sunshinegamer19813 жыл бұрын
I can see the Three Stooges of KZbin doing this.
@r.j.penfold3 жыл бұрын
@@sunshinegamer1981 Alright, so who's who? I imagine Mark is Moe, Bob is Larry and Wade is Curly (who is the butt of all jokes)
@sunshinegamer19813 жыл бұрын
@@r.j.penfold They seem to trade roles around pretty frequently throughout the playthrough.
@artsy_axli65833 жыл бұрын
@@r.j.penfold wdymm
@r.j.penfold3 жыл бұрын
@@artsy_axli6583 I'm talking about the three stooges
@oddpeople87333 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of Timmy just like sitting in a cave fuckin scared for his like and his family is just like "the great waallll!!!"
@jacksepticeye_fan0843 жыл бұрын
Bruh 😂😂
@midenarithmos92003 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile His family just discovered what docks are and losing Their minds over it.
@cheazzila29063 жыл бұрын
It’s fine. In the story he’s already dead if I remember right.
@focalpoint._3 жыл бұрын
@@cheazzila2906 If I remember correctly you shoot down a plane to sacrifice someone else to save your kid, and the cycle continues
@cheazzila29063 жыл бұрын
@@focalpoint._ ah, so I don’t remember correctly.
@dipperstowing9543 жыл бұрын
I am gonna guess that he’s going to make three more bridges and say “I am a man who owns *five* bridges.”
@GS_PlayzFN3 жыл бұрын
My parents promised if I hit 10k subs by the end of the year there will buy me a new monitor and keyboard. I really need that..,😔🙏😭😖
@kcjoules18413 жыл бұрын
Yes I hope 😂
@HETZERCOM20003 жыл бұрын
Yea....I can see that
@mcmurrey3 жыл бұрын
@@GS_PlayzFN lmao go play fortnite somewhere else please.
@squish5713 жыл бұрын
@@GS_PlayzFN but you have a 5000$ setup
@OneTopic3 жыл бұрын
We all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us.
@OneTopic23 жыл бұрын
Bushes of love. 💜
@TheHorribleProductions3 жыл бұрын
It was waiting in the bushes for us
@OneTopic3 жыл бұрын
@@OneTopic2 yes! Exactly! 💜
@FlashDrive3563 жыл бұрын
Oh hi One Topic
@thatweirdguy88103 жыл бұрын
@Augestx SHUT UP
@luxluther4362 жыл бұрын
Mark’s character 90% of the time: *Dying of thirst and starvation* Mark: *Behold the wall of Mark.*
@ItsAllAStateOfMind Жыл бұрын
The wall of markith
@surgestudios2975 Жыл бұрын
The wall of marksimonius
@nathanbizzle14093 жыл бұрын
Mark:Hey this is the secret bridge Cannibal: oh okay sorry man
@Peeshart473 жыл бұрын
Understandable have a great day.
@St.Constantine3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Um this is the secret bridge. Please go away." Demon: "understandable have a nice day."
@zerodoesntexist3 жыл бұрын
H M M
@zerodoesntexist3 жыл бұрын
r/hmmm
@MaevenPanda3 жыл бұрын
@Augestx since 2016 baby
@willduncan28263 жыл бұрын
Or you could build the repair tool with sticks rocks and tree sap so you can fix the builds
@Logan960853 жыл бұрын
@Augestx stfu bot
@BeingScared3 жыл бұрын
This game is pretty relaxing when the sun is up, then completely intense at nightfall. 😂
@nobodyimportant32783 жыл бұрын
pLoT
@hiimferdie95383 жыл бұрын
Basically Minecraft
@kadei71173 жыл бұрын
It's awesome
@mikemodern94913 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@novustalks75253 жыл бұрын
So true
@my_son_is_a_rock1853 жыл бұрын
I like how Timmy's lost in the woods with some crazy cannibal and has absolutely no chance of survival and everyone's just like: Better build 15 more bridges.
@Theguywhodoesthings Жыл бұрын
Umm, actually 🤓
@XimsXimness Жыл бұрын
Zac
@Gabbie.xoxoxo3 жыл бұрын
Beginning of video: “Previously on The Forest” Mark, Bob and Wade: *Demonic screeches*
@FlashDrive3563 жыл бұрын
Seriously, I see you on every one of marks recent vids
@confused36253 жыл бұрын
Previously on the forest: we spent 25 minutes building a bridge
@Gabbie.xoxoxo3 жыл бұрын
The forest: *A survival horror game about being stranded and saving your son from mutated demon people* Mark: “This bridge needs to be perfect, I was in engineering school once”
@Blazed_Chillist3 жыл бұрын
When he brings up engineering school XD
@slicer58463 жыл бұрын
So true xD
@Play_Syndicate3 жыл бұрын
The mutant is just a person who stole Timmy to bring his daughter back but his daughter kills him and you find him later in the game
@m1r9z563 жыл бұрын
Other youtubers: playing forest normaly Mark,bob and wade: playing forest like minecraft and getting crazy because of a bridge
@frossplays35393 жыл бұрын
so accurate
@x.Boba.Anxiety.x3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cameronprice49223 жыл бұрын
I hope they go for the lab, because the final boss is insane.
@NoxSliver52213 жыл бұрын
This is why they are so enjoyable to watch
@fatherstrong61802 жыл бұрын
" some number of legs is coming " always hits me right in the funny bone 😂😂
@fatherstrong6180 Жыл бұрын
I guess he fucked off 😂😂
@reynamiller05 Жыл бұрын
I swear💀
@sneegsnag3 жыл бұрын
I love bridge simulator
@renowens48973 жыл бұрын
*wheeze*
@rhettsadventures81713 жыл бұрын
Wheeze!!!!!!!!!
@savedname99593 жыл бұрын
Mmmhm agreed. :)
@mrfweeis3 жыл бұрын
I love this vine reference
@---Kai---3 жыл бұрын
Until night falls.
@selo.harper.243 жыл бұрын
Mark, Bob and Wade playing The Forest: "Can we play Raft?!"
@kawaski60fps753 жыл бұрын
The Banana Splits Movie
@tristanallen93153 жыл бұрын
What happened to Raft?
@OfficialBeastShortsPage3 жыл бұрын
How many subs can I get off this comment current: 32
@sinctova3 жыл бұрын
@@OfficialBeastShortsPage none.
@aruzhel52303 жыл бұрын
@@tristanallen9315 Chapter 2 ended and now theyre waiting for chapter 3
@samuelhuittinen98393 жыл бұрын
40% building bridges, 40% of wade getting to know the letter "c", 10% markiplier sadnes realising hes dumdum, 10% AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@isaakberghe8373 жыл бұрын
And 10% *AHHHHHHHH*
@deathsnoble39753 жыл бұрын
10% raft
@unuviolcr67063 жыл бұрын
whats the other ten percent
@andrewleger373 жыл бұрын
@@unuviolcr6706 we don't talk about that part.
@samuelhuittinen98393 жыл бұрын
@@unuviolcr6706 oh i forgot 10 percent
@goldenchipsempire3 жыл бұрын
“You don’t scare me!” **terrified screaming**
@goldenchipsempire3 жыл бұрын
24:37
@Rougesamurai3652 жыл бұрын
@@goldenchipsempire thanks
@johnnygucker68693 жыл бұрын
Mark: "this poor bird" Also Mark: "starts hitting birds out of the sky and ripping them apart"
@sportshighlights88313 жыл бұрын
Day 1 of trying to live the dream off KZbin comments.
@post8r553 жыл бұрын
"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a day?" *(Mark Just Commenťed ön my newest Video Thanks!)*
@RitzySnips3 жыл бұрын
"Secret bridge, they'll never know" Nobody's gonna know "They're gonna know" How would they know?
@jordangunn7943 жыл бұрын
Than they called the bridge dumb and trash. Poor bridge
@codyiverson55483 жыл бұрын
Yes because a cannibal decided the "secret bridge" was invisible.
@TheQuirkyNerd3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious...” 😂
@technoraver993 жыл бұрын
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@LordOfAllJays3 жыл бұрын
@@technoraver99 .....what
@williamfalls3 жыл бұрын
Previously on Forest: "The bridge was a bad idea!" Now on Forest: "Let's build a lot of bridges."
@some15983 жыл бұрын
Nice hart
@williamfalls3 жыл бұрын
@@some1598 Thanks. Doctors say it shouldn't look like that, but I think it's fine.
@MrGranten3 жыл бұрын
On the one hand, you have to admire his determination. On the other, you can't help but think that maybe they'd be having a lot less trouble if they'd just decided to have a cart on each side, and just carry the supplies over the bridge from one cart to another.
@matt-middleton78843 жыл бұрын
@@MrGranten or just have one bridge with a gate on it
@koenigseggdubstep98373 жыл бұрын
I look up to you. I strive to be you. My bank account fights me every month but i won't let it win.
@apokkalypse2 жыл бұрын
I still think that "ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᵐʸ ᵇᶦʳᵗʰᵈᵃʸ" is one of the funniest bits from this series
@kingkermit063 жыл бұрын
By this point it’s literally just ‘Deforestation with Mark an friends’
@mepicmcmanperson10863 жыл бұрын
@Augestx no
@lynn48403 жыл бұрын
game title: "the forest" mark & co.: "are you sure about that??"
@declantecho17173 жыл бұрын
Went from “The Forest” to “De Forest”
@eventufteleren42853 жыл бұрын
Bridge building simulator
@kingkermit063 жыл бұрын
@@lynn4840 - lmao
@nicolesvariouswares3 жыл бұрын
Horrific monsters: on the other side of the river and can’t cross the water Mark: *three bridges*
@enbeast83503 жыл бұрын
He is a man with THREE BRIDGES
@TimothyGod3 жыл бұрын
But they need an easy way across, could've been done better, but hey trial and error
@CatsMeow_3 жыл бұрын
@@enbeast8350 Yes, as well as FIVE OVENS.
@CatsMeow_3 жыл бұрын
@@drewahrens3141 stupidity? That's a little rude.
@Juniper_Star.3 жыл бұрын
@@drewahrens3141 you're calling him an idiot because he's not taking a game about a plane crash and mutant monsters and floating sleds serious enough for you. He is acting smart. He made the bridge to get the sleds across, that way they could cover more ground and get stuff faster. In this they are literally making gates to keep the mutants out. How is that stupid??
@october68763 жыл бұрын
This series is honestly just the perpetual cycle of failure, success, and over feeding Mark’s ego.
@theshamanite3 жыл бұрын
Mark's hubris will be the best Greek tragedy to keep happening
@asanyr99023 жыл бұрын
oh worm I love your pfp! trans rights >:3
@theshamanite3 жыл бұрын
Trans rights
@stingerjohnny99513 жыл бұрын
Sounds kinda like his KZbin career, HEYOOOO!!! :D
@theshamanite3 жыл бұрын
@Nunya Business Aspie rights, comrade
@arwenreeder21543 жыл бұрын
Bob is the eldest, Wade is the middle child, and Mark is the youngest
@NijiHoloFan2 жыл бұрын
and timmy is the little ugly pet rat everyone thought was dead, but was just out in the open, totally unnoticed, that is, until one of them remembers and says "hey, you know that rat that we found in the backyard? doesn't that thing by the garbage can look a bit like him?" "hmm, no. this one looks a bit less ugly"
@akikashika Жыл бұрын
100% accurate
@huataindigo3433 жыл бұрын
Cannibal: comes running to the secret bridge Markiplier: "Hey this is the secret bridge can please go away." Cannibal: moon walks away confused why markiplier is so calm Markiplier: "Thank you."
@KristinaPhoenix3 жыл бұрын
even the cannibals know when a man is defeated and its just not the time to attack them...
@tenzinc15143 жыл бұрын
i feel the cannibals are like mutants nit like the superhero/villain kind, I’m talking the Chernobyl kind
@thewarstoryteller99003 жыл бұрын
@@tenzinc1514 hmmmm
@callumkristofer77933 жыл бұрын
@@tenzinc1514 The truth is that the more naked, run on all fours ones, are mutants, just like the virginias, fattys and armsies. Including those big grey and masked ones, the ones that run on two legs and use tools or throw fire are people who just use paint to make themselves look like mutants, and blend in, actually, if you bait one of them into water, the water will actually wash the paint off, and any actual mutants will attack the normal human cannibals.
@KristinaPhoenix3 жыл бұрын
@@callumkristofer7793 i did not know that...to be fair anyone ive seen play this game attacks any of the cannibals before u can get a good look at them
Timmy: *Somewhere out in the forest probably starving* Mark: B R I D G E
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear b
@applemcbabble69753 жыл бұрын
Hes probably fine
@sophiapallay83573 жыл бұрын
us is he dead
@noah35083 жыл бұрын
Theyve clarified that Timmy is definitely dead lol
@marzipan14053 жыл бұрын
L
@nikolasgerretse3 жыл бұрын
Mark using a slingshot the whole time like he's actually doing damage is so entertaining
@visage90402 жыл бұрын
Explain the time he two shotted the cannibals then
@artwithlaur2 жыл бұрын
@@visage9040 headshots
@JaggerNeasESES2 жыл бұрын
It was probably a stealth kill since slingshots can do that
@pleasesnapmyneckmommy30484 ай бұрын
Late comment, but the reason is that he's using different rocks. When he 2 shotted the cannibals, he was using normal rocks. Now he's using small rocks, which does miniscule amount of dmg
@gachagodrusty10563 жыл бұрын
The Forest: A horror game with actual demon cannibals that kidnapped the main characters son Mark and gang: Polybridge?
@ItsUncleSam0073 жыл бұрын
Welcome to *The Forest* where all we do is *De Forest*
@yorgmcsmorglehorfen22783 жыл бұрын
*yes.*
@jacksoupticeye3 жыл бұрын
The aspiring park ranger part of me can't help cringing a little every time they cut another tree down... but they're leaving the stumps, so at least some of the trees will respawn
@optimallyproudjoestarboi30613 жыл бұрын
@@jacksoupticeye oh, wow! Ur a park ranger? Cool!
@jacksoupticeye3 жыл бұрын
@@optimallyproudjoestarboi3061 Oh, I'm not a park ranger yet! I'm hoping to become one someday, but I'll probably never be more than a volunteer. Currently I'm just a nerd who loves plants a lot :)
@Lil_Ms_Crystal_Rose3 жыл бұрын
@@jacksoupticeye Respect to you! Not many people think much about plants, let alone care about them as much as rangers do so you have my respect
@random_user64143 жыл бұрын
Can we just talk about how well timed Mark's sadness and the game's rain were at 18:40?
@lockdownservice3 жыл бұрын
ya did gud man
@mr.spaget65133 жыл бұрын
Timing 100
@mimifloyd59183 жыл бұрын
The way I wheezed when Bob walked around the door effortlessly on the other bridge
@thedyingandroid24803 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I didn’t build one good thing.” Me: *remembers he built the stone walls* “Suuuuurrrrreee.”
@Cooltink1013 жыл бұрын
Same. That was a great accomplishment.
@teofilustri60883 жыл бұрын
The fact that the hole for door in the stone wall is perfection
@featherbrunonamenonose42493 жыл бұрын
Marks to hard on himself ☹️
@Anti_Matter-qz1il3 жыл бұрын
He did one But a major one
@kadei71173 жыл бұрын
@@kawaski60fps75 how bout no
@lilaloy54233 жыл бұрын
alternate title: Almost-engineer drop out gets mad at his own inability to engineer good
@calebprince76853 жыл бұрын
And it only took a few hrs lol.
@yodelaeehoo96863 жыл бұрын
With friends ! 🙃👍
@lankyb30413 жыл бұрын
Mark- "these hands weren't meant to create, they only destroy" -iplier.
@piercemcdowell45653 жыл бұрын
Timmy: Scared and alone in the lab Mark and the boys: SECRET BRIDGE 🤫
@lax43593 жыл бұрын
FORGET about the bridge theres something even more important they built the GREAT WALL OF CHINA lmao
@legoyoda22673 жыл бұрын
I love how in the middle of Mark and Wade yelling at each other about bridges and gates, the sweet angelic voice of Bob just says: "Guys the blueberries are growing"
@arsenatorr3 жыл бұрын
"uh this is the secret bridge please go away" "ok"
@skurneha71633 жыл бұрын
This man put a CRANE on the bridge, but STAIRS to their cliff side house
@mysticmind45633 жыл бұрын
He was originally going to put a crane on the cliffside, but didn't realize that he need to adjust the height.
@MyDragon3163 жыл бұрын
Mark: Guys, I could’ve built a Dock... Bob & Wade: A dock??? Mark: Look... *displays dock bridge disappointed* *Bob & Wade burst out laughing at Mark’s misfortune* 18:11 Edit: timestamp
@skylersnode9243 жыл бұрын
Mark: trying to steer the boat Wade: *starts singing kiss the girl*
@szalontayhanna62423 жыл бұрын
Underrated moment
@abumwiththedrip3 жыл бұрын
First rule of secret side bridge: don’t talk about secret side bridge. Second rule of secret side bridge: dOn’T tAlK aBoUt SeCrEt SiDe BrIdGe!!!
@emj57213 жыл бұрын
Got it! ... So about this side bridge--
@abumwiththedrip3 жыл бұрын
@@emj5721 yeah...that bridge is fucked
@thatweirdguy88103 жыл бұрын
@Augestx Just STOP
@thedotintheletteri3 жыл бұрын
@Augestx Lmao the bots are getting more desperate by the day with the time subscribed thing
@theintrovert79023 жыл бұрын
Timmy: *Am Not Scared Of You My Fathers Gonna Save Me* Mark: *Behold The Great Wall Of Mark*
@prometheus64993 жыл бұрын
I keep thinking that Timmy is just sitting in a cave saying ( I think Im in danger ) in a high voice while his dad is going oh I'm drowning
@digitalstories21793 жыл бұрын
I love how Mark and his friends are more serious and stressed building the bridge than fighting cannibals is
@that_kid_nobody_notices3 жыл бұрын
Cannibals: *dangerous, murderous, savage* Mark: "this is the secret bridge, can you go away?" Cannibal: "oh whoops sorry bout that, have a nice day. 😳"
@itzwyvernz73263 жыл бұрын
HE WONT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT SECRET BRIDGEEEE 🤫🤫🤫🤫
@EnnardLOVERsl6623 жыл бұрын
What about the 6 legged creature?
@NeuronActivation3 жыл бұрын
He was like "understandable, have a good day."
@gensilver88783 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kawaski60fps753 жыл бұрын
check me out bruv
@daisykw74783 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing is when Bob makes a noise like he is choking whenever a bug happens in game.
@kal_luh3 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: "Big fat charging baby attacks 3 perfect bridge building men"
@thatweirdguy88103 жыл бұрын
This title has a so Unus Annus feeling
@SftHrtBrsKnckls3 жыл бұрын
Cowman, fatman
@freakout65413 жыл бұрын
@Augestx don’t lie who else is a “fan” of Augustx for less then a milia second. Your only purpose in life is to become an organ donor.
@bacon_haired_dude70503 жыл бұрын
@@freakout6541 god damn
@johnrandall80103 жыл бұрын
2 1/2 men
@awebtoonreader49792 жыл бұрын
20:24 This is one of many times, Wade is legit an absolute genius in this playthrough
@Player1776.3 жыл бұрын
The forest is one of Mark's best series's.
@Breached183 жыл бұрын
Along with subnatuica
@222cubing83 жыл бұрын
Sad the vid didn’t say to be continued tho
@_diabetes64953 жыл бұрын
@@222cubing8 I think it only says “To be continued” when it’s a cut part of a stream. I think these last 3 eps were 1 stream, and the ones before were separate streams too. It’s just there’s no new content yet!
@kellyirahola91093 жыл бұрын
@@_diabetes6495 there's new content in his podcast of peens or something ep. 73- i think he only starts playing after an hour of the vod tho
@tose55663 жыл бұрын
And until dawn
@Cooky_McGee3 жыл бұрын
If this series were a survival show irl, it would be called "Stupid and afraid"
@DJB3lfry3 жыл бұрын
"Stupid and Afraid 2: A Bridge Too Far"
@Deconstruction_Administrator3 жыл бұрын
@@DJB3lfry "Stupid and Afraid 3: The Wall of Ages"
@jacksoupticeye3 жыл бұрын
I can imagine that being a show similar to the Office, but instead of set in an office, it's a Man vs. Wild parody. And hey, Mark has drank... Ethan's pee, at the very least. So he's already on his way to becoming the new Bear Grylls!
@fangthepsychodog19003 жыл бұрын
Next on my Strange Addictions: "Hi my name is Markiplier and im addicted to building bridges"
@technoraver993 жыл бұрын
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@amandeepgill52063 жыл бұрын
Rogal Dorn would be proud
@satan693 жыл бұрын
@@technoraver99 i read through that entire thing and thats 5 minutes ill never get back. bye im reporting for spam 😔✌️
@justsomechairwithoutamusta82753 жыл бұрын
"i cant stop building bridges they're just so *perfect* almost as much as lady demitricus"o
@justsomechairwithoutamusta82753 жыл бұрын
@@technoraver99 "less sadness etc" IM SORRY MY DEPRESSION IS DIRTYING UP THE PLACE XD
@brookricketts94883 жыл бұрын
I like how Mark refers to water as drink Mark: you’re gonna fall in the drink
@SAsax9363 жыл бұрын
This gameplay should be titled “Mark and friends destroy the forest for useless structures they later destroy”
@stingerjohnny99513 жыл бұрын
How about “mark and his friends losing their minds in a mutant infest forest”.
@jack1235ify3 жыл бұрын
bad engineering apocalypse survival style
@barrelsed3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to The Forest series by Markiplier. In this episode the three men lose their minds making stupid bridges and destroying trees and making new bridges just to destroy them.
@Rose_Blue-cj5pm3 жыл бұрын
Cannibal: *walks up to the secret bridge* Markiplier: You can’t this is the secret bridge Cannibal: Understandable have a good day
@Rj-273 жыл бұрын
And he was never seen again.
@LDaniel_BDuce3 жыл бұрын
Well, it’s understandable have a nice day... but it has a good and refreshing twist... I like it...
@Squidemon3 жыл бұрын
@@LDaniel_BDuce I don’t know if you did that on purpose but it’s not nice day it’s great day
@LDaniel_BDuce3 жыл бұрын
@@Squidemon He said “Understandable have a good day” when it’s “Understandable have a nice/great day” I just said it had a nice and refreshing twist
@MiniMC5463 жыл бұрын
Mark "I could've been an engineer" Fischbach presents: Defenseless Defense
@emj57213 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Idk why I found this SO funny but thank you for the Laugh good commenter
@thatweirdguy88103 жыл бұрын
@Augestx STOP
@ArminciaEdwards3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@lynn48402 жыл бұрын
why is no one talking about how it starts to rain immediately after Mark realizes that he could have built a dock the entire time?? it's almost like the game itself was deliberately trolling him lmaoooo
@natethebass-man28693 жыл бұрын
This series is just getting more and more chaotic, and I'm all for it.
@Jordan-dd8rp3 жыл бұрын
Monster: _approaches_ Mark: “oh hey, this is the secret bridge could you please go away” Monster: *understandable, have a nice day*
@TheLuckyLuke3143 жыл бұрын
Hey jojo someone already made this comment...so like if you wanna look for him and have a discussion of who delete the copy....I'm pretty sure you're the OG but I can remember exactly. I don't just saying like If one of you puts and trademark or copyright on this comment it could end being a really bad time so I suggest that you get this figured out as soon as possible.
@TheLuckyLuke3143 жыл бұрын
You both posted the comment "14 hours ago" so I don't know I personally like your rendition slot more so you should hunt down Mr. Guakacado and eliminate him.
@Kibbuster3 жыл бұрын
@@TheLuckyLuke314 Honestly. Who gives a shit?
@saturncosmic44493 жыл бұрын
@@Kibbuster accurate statement
@dragonsfire43943 жыл бұрын
@@TheLuckyLuke314 do you have any hobbies at all?
@leahsmith65733 жыл бұрын
“The Forest” is slowly morphing into “Raft” Edit: If I had waited not even 30 more seconds before commenting, I would’ve heard Mark’s “Raft” joke.
@theratking85503 жыл бұрын
What’s the raft joke
@XylitolEnjoyer3 жыл бұрын
@@theratking8550 your mom
@theratking85503 жыл бұрын
I’m hopping your mom is the joke
@katelynjones68603 жыл бұрын
@@theratking8550 22:47
@adoredmodestcolt12583 жыл бұрын
... *Let this be lesson for you*
@thegrandmaster16372 жыл бұрын
Mark: [proceeds to complete his stupidly pathetic idea of a secret bridge] Cannibals: .... Well, who are we to deny a man his dreams?
@alyxeon3 жыл бұрын
the greatwall must be built
@syedhassanali58373 жыл бұрын
Here before this has alot of likes
@tariqshatat55013 жыл бұрын
@@syedhassanali5837 shut up
@whatfearsaremadeof19733 жыл бұрын
@@tariqshatat5501 open down
@GS_PlayzFN3 жыл бұрын
My parents promised if I hit 10k subs by the end of the year there will buy me a new monitor and keyboard. I really need that..,😔🙏😭😖🥺
@mdttr80213 жыл бұрын
@@GS_PlayzFN stfu
@olekzaskurski21403 жыл бұрын
Everyone else in the forest: lets go gather resources and better weapons mark and his buddies: mmm, bridge, yes
@senateguard82803 жыл бұрын
Facts
@vibebros89953 жыл бұрын
At the end of the series they should go back and look just how many carts they've lost to that river
@SnowyElephant3 жыл бұрын
Its called "The Drink" xD
@elusivegamergirl3 жыл бұрын
lol the carts will secretly be the foundation of that bridge, as they’ll keep building carts to move items, lose them in the river, and then building over their lost items.
@vibebros89953 жыл бұрын
@@elusivegamergirl and in a million years the people who find them are gonna be confused as shit
@elusivegamergirl3 жыл бұрын
@@vibebros8995 lol they will indeed. there will possibly be the ruins of a bridge (if it doesn’t survive the test of time), and beneath it will be found the fossilized remains of many carts in the mud of the riverbed and they’ll wonder in confusion what happened to cause so many carts to become lost to the river
@vibebros89953 жыл бұрын
@@elusivegamergirl the greatest minds they have to offer will be nothing in the face of this bridge
@Satrycal3 жыл бұрын
I hope they actually finish this game and don’t just drop it off and leave us hanging.
@minisnowballuwu43243 жыл бұрын
W E L P
@AN3M01A3 жыл бұрын
I hate to tell you this, bestie 😩
@Allakablooza3 жыл бұрын
😐
@toast79223 жыл бұрын
This comment did not age well
@dripchungus3 жыл бұрын
hmm sounds like foreshadowing
@cookiecat17513 жыл бұрын
"If you build the secret bridge, no-on will know about the secret bridge. You know why? Because it's a secret." -Markiplier
@sai2nay82613 жыл бұрын
@Augestx imagine being a bot
@chezhedXO3 жыл бұрын
An alternative name for The Forest: “Bad bridge simulator”
@Composition6873 жыл бұрын
You're not wrong
@gamingforever94623 жыл бұрын
@Augestx fake
@suraj79583 жыл бұрын
@Augestx u don't even have one
@ThicAn1meTh1ghs3 жыл бұрын
Someone was really looking out for us when mark didn’t become a engineer
@bomes20843 жыл бұрын
the universe decided to wait a while longer before it killed off all human life
@rebekahwolkiewicz4493 жыл бұрын
24:50 Mark accidentally reveals that he does care about Wade. Bob! Wait for Wade!
@Nubbz3YT3 жыл бұрын
They do be bridging
@AM-og9ek3 жыл бұрын
They very do
@edwardbadilla5103 жыл бұрын
Very yes bridg
@angelomonteiro53763 жыл бұрын
NUBBZ?!? I'M SUBSCRIBED, HOW THE F**K DID YOU GOT HERE?!?
@stevethompson66663 жыл бұрын
Yes they bwing
@jasonleaders31873 жыл бұрын
Tho
@HuanTheHound3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, every episode is like a more aggressive stroke...
@danteseleniumcaelo52873 жыл бұрын
@@kawaski60fps75 How 'bout NO.
@exem20113 жыл бұрын
@@kawaski60fps75 no
@matthewyeldig46083 жыл бұрын
Call a bondulance!
@jett96313 жыл бұрын
Exc fucking scuse me
@artificial_laughter32133 жыл бұрын
@@danteseleniumcaelo5287 what did they say, their comment was deleted
@aquapanda23563 жыл бұрын
I literally just got on youtube Thinking "I really want to watch the Forrest right now"
@stopgap063 жыл бұрын
Omg same
@j.r66213 жыл бұрын
SAME
@dunkthepeach21703 жыл бұрын
Yeah man
@thatguytoast40013 жыл бұрын
It do be like that tho
@clippt55983 жыл бұрын
@Augestx shut up fortnite kid
@jevel61263 жыл бұрын
Mark: oh hey, this is the secret bridge please go away Cannibal: I shall respect your wants
@minecraftegg36073 жыл бұрын
"We just didn't take account...stupid" -Wade I'm taking this quote with me
@socialanxiety15413 жыл бұрын
I think Mark doing KZbin instead of becoming an engineer is really proven to be an act of fate in the creation of this bridge
@AndreJNick3 жыл бұрын
Wade* "we should put the draw bridge in the middle of the river" me after having been screaming at the TV this whole time* "THANK YOU"
@Tommo.3 жыл бұрын
tv?
@AndreJNick3 жыл бұрын
@@Tommo. computer screen ain't good enough for Mark. I watch on my flat-screen
@zero_s3 жыл бұрын
you know the simplest thing they could do from the beginning , is make a wall in the middle , the door wall thing
@milkman34203 жыл бұрын
21:33 The Cannibals off in the distance witnessing this: "Man and I thought we where dumb
@doctoremil26783 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: sleds cannot go onto cranes, according to The Forest Wiki.
@oliviamckenzie66733 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the fact that Mark always refers to the water as “the drink”?
@DakWarrior13 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone? That's a sailing term for it as well.
@MystralThunder3 жыл бұрын
The slang bro
@DJB3lfry3 жыл бұрын
Everything is a drink if you're brave enough
@broccoligaming76113 жыл бұрын
Aussies commonly use that slang...
@McLitty3 жыл бұрын
@@broccoligaming7611 legit never hear anyonr here use it as slang and im in rural victoria too
@sandydawolf73403 жыл бұрын
Mark: Let’s spend nine days on building a bridge! *9 day’s after hard and troublesome work* Mark: guy’s we could have made a dock.
@Mulluns3 жыл бұрын
Poor Wade, getting dragged off the boat and his friends just leaving him behind, you can hear the fear in his voice asking for them to come back. It's sadly hilarious.