Table Tug 2: COMEDY PLATINUM**

Funniest Funny to ever Funny! (**if you're 5 years old) Table Tug returns for another hilarious showdown!
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[@markiplier]

I want SO MANY MORE of these games for when Wade comes to LA!! And Tyler! And BOB!! FRIENDS SHALL BE HERE HURRAY!!

[@reap3rrhy]

BOB!!!!

[@DaddyBleach]

first

[@jayleekayt8222]

:D

[@jacobs7244]

Mark your spamming videos now

[@nolanlorenz4066]

mark you have spammed my INBOX XD !!!

[@Draconicus702]

6:03 i can't get enough of tiny headed Wade's rage😂 He looks and sounds so freaking hilarious🤣

[@Nightmare-km1xy]

Ahhh yes, the ol' badger milk engine. I never knew why we abandoned such efficient technology.

[@_coffeeolic_]

IKR

[@dawsonlaughren730]

Animal cruelty activist

[@nrookie]

Check your facts people! There was never a badger milk engine it was a RABBIT milk engine.

[@kavinl1398]

Late squad!!

[@jamari1683]

IKR THE ECONOMY THESE DAYS

[@fishfood4two717]

Yup. I just learned this yesterday. The titanic ran on 100% badger milk. Learn your basic history, WADE!!!

[@alittleinsanity9245]

Fishfood4two yeah

[@somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872]

so the one thing my history teacher got right was an obscure fact about a shitty kaiju boat?

[@martybanks7413]

Well it was glorious anyway

[@MrMuselk]

This is 10x better to watch while drunk

[@f00dz72]

Notice me Muselk

[@unonen]

IT'S MY WAIFU

[@absolutelynobody8465]

indeed :) And hi Muselk

[@Taemer]

Hi muselk

[@steeledminer616]

Ohey, I didn't know you were subbed to Markiplier!

[@dourecognizemefrom2014]

The commercial before I watched this scolded me for watching people play video games online...

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Better than watching a shitty Chuck Lorre ripoff at least.

[@goldendragon68]

Wait, really? That's a commercial? :O

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

MusicalPorpoise *Undatable*: it's a crappy sitcom trying to imitate Chuck Lorre, but without his habit of finding good directors and casts.

[@goldendragon68]

Distracted Globe Productions Haha, I don't know who Chuck Lorre is either. :B

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

MusicalPorpoise *Two-and-a-Half Men*, *Big Bang Theory*, *Mike & Molly*--he writes a lot of sitcoms. His writing's not so good, but he gets great directors and casts.

[@imapotato.6085]

"I don't care if I have this many balls in my face!" -Markimoo, 2014

[@DuongPhan-rf9mf]

I luv ur name

[@cmonsongaming]

I'm a potato. Exactly 😅

[@peanut_guy1645]

YUP

[@breduwu5883]

Put this shit and a GOLDEN PLACK!

[@mookipfisto]

"COMEDY BETTER-THAN-GOLD"? Wouldn't that be platinum?

[@PhoenixofEclipse]

that was my first thought when i saw the title.

[@pacobell97]

Or hydrogen metal cause it is better than platinum.

[@mookipfisto]

i am it Well eeeeexcuse me metal scientist, That doesn't even have proper grammar.

[@pacobell97]

mookipfisto first i am not a material scientist (metal science) i study organic chemistry.As for the grammar that was no mistake but thanks for pointing that out.

[@pacobell97]

***** great suggestions but francium is still king of hard to get metals it only has a half life of 22mins so it is ultra rare.

[@MetalWolf426]

Dear Mark, The intro to this video was a little ironic because my dog actually DID die a couple days ago. Thank you for being the only thing to make me genuinely laugh and smile since it's happened. ~ A fan

[@TheAetherpunk]

Your happy your dog died?

[@mediummememaster3754]

Within the first 25 seconds of this video wade predicted Donald Trump

[@mediummememaster3754]

"you see/ his haircut? he'll clearly never be a good politician"

[@kavinl1398]

Late squ- HOW THE FUCK?!

[@kavinl1398]

+Fflaree predicted Donald trump= OMG HOW

[@mediummememaster3754]

Kavin Lengsavat he also said that line in a very bad donald trump voice

[@kavinl1398]

+Medium Gamemaster no because if this comment was 2015 you predicted the future because Donald trump is in the lead with Hillary

[@InfernalMonsoon]

New Markiplier Comedy Sequel Themes: Table Tug 3: Comedy Palladium Table Tug 4: Comedy Tungsten Table Tug 5: Comedy Polonium Table Tug 6: Comedy Yttrium Table Tug 7: Comedy Thallium Science is so great.

[@811brian]

Comedy Osmium?

[@InfernalMonsoon]

Brian Colborn Just throw in the entire periodic table and then some, it would do the job nicely!

[@alexk6516]

DarkStarAngelo comedy uranium

[@alexk6516]

DarkStarAngelo comedy uranium

[@Sloveniacountry]

Comedy Plutonium

[@mokeythemouse9676]

Wade has the most expressive face I've ever seen

[@balzenhazelnut]

The Titenic. JONTRON REFERENCE.

[@larissa3207]

Ha humbugium! Comedy radium

[@FrozenPhotonX_X]

***** Man, 1910 times were SCAAAAAAAAARY!

[@balzenhazelnut]

Wingmaster 87 I get it! *pause* I DON'T GET IT

[@FrozenPhotonX_X]

***** But... the others *WWTBAM music* FUCK IT.

[@balzenhazelnut]

Wingmaster 87 An NES game, based on Titanic, the movie. The movie! :) THE MOVIE!!!!! D:

[@wolfjedisamuel]

Badger milk taste like chicken...What the hell is Badger milk!?!?!?! What ever, when it comes to Mark and Wade, sense gets thrown out the window.

[@NationalDevin]

it's a reference to the "Animal" movie that came out in the late 90's, with Rob Schneider. In the movie, they show a commercial of a badger, getting it's nipples suctioned for their milk, because Badger milk shakes were all the rage for muscle builders. xD

[@wolfjedisamuel]

DevinNation OH YEAH! I believe you're right. I think I remember that. vaguely though, but I do remember "The Animal"

[@sedora]

It's the stuff that fuels the titanic

[@Yeetles556]

Badger milk

[@lillithmalice7866]

WOLF!!! What are you doing here!?

[@laghingcast]

0:00 Mark: "Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and..." 2:00 Us: Oh look, they made it to the main menu!

[@frostcyclone1842]

Wade: his leg hit us in the face... Mark: uh that wasn’t his leg- Wade: *spongegar meme*

[@Suo_kongque]

We have same prof pic

[@lmao7243]

@@Suo_kongque Not anymore.

[@matttaylor1996]

10:40 when mark "covers" his eyes one is open looking xD

[@matttaylor1996]

just got to the part where he admitted it...

[@whenywawa9804]

Should of just deleted the comment

[@RileyMastersgeekychick2000]

Hey mark! You should make a history lesson on the titanic and all its badger milk XD

[@greg5093]

no kiddies! didnt anyone ever teach you! its not just the milk! its the soliva of the badgers and the tears of starving workers! people are just so dumb these days!

[@BeaniethemanMixes]

allen tipton lay of the cough medicine man

[@trinityb2884]

Everyone knows about badger milk, I guess schools don't teach about it anymore......

[@RileyMastersgeekychick2000]

Nope. Mark needs to. Come teach history at my school

[@trinityb2884]

i would love for him to teach history at my school, ok we need to make this happen

[@Drkwnd-sv1oe]

My plans for this week: Walk up to a stranger, look him/her in the eye (with the most serious face possible) and say "It's all badger milk." And then walk away like nothing ever happened.

[@Drkwnd-sv1oe]

Juli Arr ah sadly I didn't go out this weekend. But I did manage to go to the mall and stare some people directly in the eye. And scare the crap outa some little kids, which I apologized for.

[@Drkwnd-sv1oe]

There we go! I'm pretty sure I almost got about 20 restraining orders...

[@kazerktx1619]

I subbed just 4 that 1 comment XD LOL

[@ChaosWitchAnna]

I know this plan was hatched 7 yrs ago but I will gladly be keeping this tradition alive as of today!! (I work in customer service and absolutely WILL be doing this to my regulars 😂😂)

[@Monister]

WADE's head BOBS to the beat at the end, let's MARK that down sorry

[@jessiemcnally33]

Don't be XD

[@paulinenoland2820]

why are you mijs

[@xLordEnder]

Your puns are absolute JACKshit.

[@woghat6130]

kill me plz

[@skyleisupponyou1883]

iForgot exe sorry but there's no fixing that FELIX

[@nigelthornberry3130]

1:56 to skip the bullshit at the start.

[@gatobrado]

Thank you nigel

[@nigelthornberry3130]

George Teed Because its useless and they tried way too hard to make it funny.

[@zelenar1]

harsh but true :)

[@spartankongcountry6799]

Thanks. The intro was useless.

[@Triumphantable]

wadsworth constant..?

[@CaydeSmax]

warning : when watching this vid don't drink any thing, especially alcohol, as you may choke or having it come up through your nose...

[@dawnw3203]

xD especially milk :P

[@CaydeSmax]

Music4life08 but milk doesn't burn ! ;)

[@dawnw3203]

+Milo spesh ohhh... True (≧∇≦)/ I iz sorry (◎ー◎) :P

[@CaydeSmax]

***** lolwut

[@rosemc6263]

Oh no

[@thegirlwiththatface]

Mark I love the way you edited this video xD it probably went from a 10/10 to like 2957290/10 and therefore you have broken the scale of awesome.

[@KidScion]

It's an 11, Out of a possible 5.

[@_zander1025]

On a scale of 1 to ten he is Peter Capaldi (like if you know what I'm referencing)

[@klystron2010]

zander1025 So... 12?

[@bigyeedhaw]

zander1025 so a 13 maybe 13.5 depending on if you watched the 50th anniversary..? If my math is right.

[@TheMysteriousCone]

zander1025 12th doctor

[@tadasmiseikis8991]

"Oh, there's my head!" Famous last words from, LordMinion777 Oh and Mark "Why are there balls in my face?!?!?!?"

[@kaitlyndyer8628]

No my Markikins is sick again please stay with us and never die without me I will be with you forever but bob and wade they douches but they are kinda funny but you are the best :D

[@Acct882]

I agree

[@werewolfgirl1995]

O.O

[@kaitlyndyer8628]

Andrew Rivera Yeah he is the best

[@kaitlyndyer8628]

werewolfgirl1995 what!? O.o

[@Acct882]

werewolfgirl1995 Why the wierd face?

[@Mrsinfernalbane94]

the frog with the dong with the dog in a thong in the crack in the back of the bottom of the sea XD

[@evilhappy1461]

chilly raptor She is not a baka she meant to do that

[@jacobmuasau5193]

Obama.

[@morg1012]

Jacob Muasau we don't use that kind of language here!

[@jacobmuasau5193]

Ritsu Lover 〈3 I'm sorry. (:-(

[@siegwardinspirit]

Wait,are you talking about an arse chair?

[@AlexGreenio]

Markiplier should get paid for playing these games... I have played like every game he played because of him. Everything from table tug to 5 nights at freddy's

[@0wenkart]

He does get paid by KZbin

[@AlexGreenio]

No, I mean by the game producers

[@lisenpai4942]

But then his gonna be rich and I will be jelly :p

[@AlexGreenio]

*NEVERMIND* You don't get what I'm saying :P

[@samanthathepinkjaguar4606]

HEY GUYS. YOU MADE THIS SONG. The frog with the dong with the dog in a thong on the log in a crack in the back in the sack in the hole in the bottom of the sea!!!!! STILL THE BEST IN 2015

[@demomainlol2630]

best song ever

[@anotherawfulmeme4310]

Samantha The Pink Jaguar still the best in 2017

[@benthomason3307]

a better arrangement would be: the dog on the log with the frog with the dong in the thong with a crack in the back of the sack in the hole at the bottom of the sea.

[@theworldforgamers]

i remember very distinctly that the TiTanic ran on pure 100% badger milk

[@jacobmuasau5193]

Yes! Those young badgers would swim for miles chasing after that ship!

[@TheMasterOfDooM]

How many of these type games exist? I mean was this guy like bored in flash for a day making whatever random sport-like idea came to mind?

[@isaacdarkness]

Joy of Creation my Friend :3

[@tigercrop28]

More like black magic. (Notice me senpai)

[@ThrowawayMavis]

Soccer Physics

[@Taliyaru]

Most likely, screw that your 100% right P.S. love your videos.

[@awkwardartistarchive4826]

actually theres 2 moar that i know of

[@GamingWithCubby]

I'm thirsty. Time for some good old Badger milk.

[@StupidMarioBros1Fan]

Your profile pic makes that comment so much better. xD

[@eyelessjack5295]

StupidMarioBros1Fan XD yeah it does XD

[@restinpeas1284]

Make sure you don't drink the stuff from the engine, nobody likes that stuff

[@nicholasmahoney5653]

Yeah because everyone knows the tit-tanic ran off of badger milk (history 101 guys)

[@lordjoerilen8387]

i want too

[@caylavega855]

10:42. LMAO! This is just one of the reasons I love mark lol

[@guslindell3367]

Wow Wayde! Mark really... TURNED THE TABLES ON YOU!!!!! Hahahaha... where is my life

[@wsxokm1200]

Lost in KZbin

[@jacewest4592]

In my booooooootttttyyyyyyyy

[@jacewest4592]

Jace WeSt r

[@cah137-y4s]

Gus Lindell It's in the dong in the thong on the log in the crack in the back in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

[@skylarbuzzell5121]

Christoph TSS u my sir are a genius

[@lorddjgoliath1809]

This video is almost a year old, and I've seen it about four times now. I just noticed that Mark is wearing a Game Grumps t-shirt. I'm slower than a three-legged turtle sometimes.

[@overclockofficial6669]

+DJ Goliath Quicker than me

[@bencunningham7286]

9:10 It was totally badger milk.

[@ceciliavis7556]

How have I not seen this? I've watched all of the other similar videos to this at least 10 times, haha

[@MsRuffledfeathers]

Mark is sick and Wade is sleep deprived. AND THE CHORUS SWELLS.

[@CloudsGirl7]

4:06 Mark: "This is every fangirl's dream!" Wade: * is ready to mate, apparently *

[@AlMeZero]

T-T-T-Titenic? HEY GUYS LOOK MARK MADE A MISTAKE ON THE INTERNET! Oh god I started a Llama fight

[@AlMeZero]

***** Please tell me you aren't being serious right now...

[@hyberhyb]

Look it up

[@Serumgames]

Golden Freddy Gaming aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@TheGoofyLlama]

Real Original User Name Bro, its a reference, lol idiot

[@AlMeZero]

The Goofy Llama Before you go calling someone an idiot, I know it's a reference. JonTron. I was ALSO referring to JonTron, watch Titenic again until where Jon sees the typo, and watch the *entire* scene. Jeeezuz.

[@joshotheponcho3360]

I don't care if I have this many balls in my face- Markiplier 2015

[@JustTadfoolThings]

Legend has it they're still making intros....

[@MiniMibani]

Badger milk is the only reason I'm more than 4 feet.

[@ghostlyaurora]

Badger milk? Oh my god. XD My brain can't un-see what I just imagined.

[@gamertilsonrise]

Jeff Dunham, your comodo dragon milk joke just got slaughtered.

[@gabrielgannon9770]

Wow were you sick the day thdy talked about that in history it was the day after how unicorns and what there horns are used for

[@gamertilsonrise]

I remember that! That lesson made me uni-horny. That is a grade-A Wade-style joke right there.

[@alyssaapoc]

6:11 - 6:33 is comedy GOLD! Laughed so hard I snorted!!!

[@Q8Bart]

Markiplier for president and Wade for first lady :D

[@JohnEgbert]

I so agreeeee except for one thing.... Wade is married... And we ALLL know what that means! MARKIMASH FOR LIFE!MARKIMASH FOR LIFE!MARKIMASH FOR LIFE!MARKIMASH FOR LIFE!MARKIMASH FOR LIFE! MARKIMASH FOR LIFE! MARKIMASH FOR LIFE! MARKIMASH FOR LIFE! MARKIMASH FOR LIFE!MARKIMASH FOR LIFE! Yamimash would be First Lady C:

[@Natibebe]

brianna hund the. First lady can also be the daughter of the pres. Wade is first lady then. Jk

[@Evan_2-the_sequel]

"His leg hit us in the face!" "That wasn't his leg..." "UUUUUUAAAAAAAAGH"

[@flawlessmind3017]

this is posted during the Unus Annus Stream and with these final words i would like to say goodbye to mark, in all of his glorry. We will all miss you and there will never be someone to replace you. And as allways memori mortis and carpé diem . and most of all UNUS ANNUS.

[@TheXboxCreeper]

People who look back at this comment might be so confused, glad Im not gonna be one of them memento mori Unus Annus

[@aliejones543]

“Have you seen his haircut? He’ll never be a good politician” ...

[@Toast_Sandwich]

6 years ago. This aged like delicious butter.

[@Sweetbites-]

Yum badger milk... IT EXPLODES IN UR TASTE BUDS I'm srry. Its hard making a good comment these days 3:

[@CairnOwO]

Are you sure it's hard? You sure you're sure. Just look. Morgan Freeman Pinhead Dirty Dan Titty sprinkles Porn Sloppy, sweaty sex(an unnecessary image of that went through your mind) Markiplier Cry Pewds Ken Puppies Ball shots And you're sure making a good comment is hard? Pfft Look at this epicosity Not sure if I spelled that right This thing is long Like my Driveway You thought I was gonna say dick Dirty buddy Farting unicorns Pixie dust The Krabby Patty secret formula is...

[@Sweetbites-]

weredragon100 ...... Holy sh*t Comment god! :o

[@levelup9251]

weredragon100 .......wow......

[@annaratley4455]

Oh my gosh X,D

[@AbandonedSarlac327]

weredragon100 o-mi-guh that was awesome :0

[@chloemoon5347]

Lmao I died when Mark pretended to cover his eyes 😂😂

[@Devonimp]

Then lost XD That was the best.

[@expletorystar48]

The cool thing is that when the game went upside down the face cam went upside down as well, i LOVE that

[@mrwatermelon7867]

Since i have the humor of a five year old this is very funny to me! XD

[@InfernalMonsoon]

Everybody has the humour of a five year old in some part of their very being, I especially do as well so you're not the only one! o/

[@maybeuchuu]

KITTEH!

[@narsie3326]

DarkStarAngelo we all knew that

[@MirrorMare]

WADE YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO WIN!!

[@MirrorMare]

***** And the real TBT is nice to EVERYONE! Especially Mark's friends :D

[@SeraphCyan]

I like ur pic

[@brookeash2889]

TINY BOX TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@ezyom9244]

TINY BOX TIM U MUST OF HAD A MAGICAL ADVENTURE *trying to be markiplier*

[@UPWNU]

***** To correct you mean an extra warfstache.... lel. :P

[@mckenna5446]

“Have u *seen* his haircut” Says wade

[@tylerhouston31]

I am happy to say Wade is less creepy now. He's still a bit creepy but his baldness offsets it.

[@ninjaedman1]

Tug table 3: comedy titanium Tug table 4: comedy magnesium Tug table 5: comedy carbon fibre Tug table 6: comedy carbo-tanium Yes, carbo-tanium is a real thing. It's made by Pagani Automobili A.K.A Pagani

[@acousticbruiser19]

Do we have a car enthusiast?? :D

[@michellelong2959]

***** yes, yes you do. Now name anything you want to know. (Mostly)

[@ninjaedman1]

Michelle Long sorry, just to let you know, this is my real account, Michelle long is a different one. Just toshin' to clear up any confusion.

[@acousticbruiser19]

ninjaedman1 Okay… Domestic or Import?

[@michellelong2959]

***** both.

[@legoreview3000]

whoa wait wait wait did wade say mark doesnt have any pants on

[@klystron2010]

He doesn't wear pants most of the time when recording.

[@normiex8990]

***** wouldn't that be awkward with person in ur house

[@nik12937]

***** Psh, I have no problem with being pants-less, you've still got underwear.

[@TappInCharr]

Mark alwayz plays pant less, thats how hes so good

[@MarioQuinteroCM]

PixelPugGaming They're best friends, who cares? If you can't be pantless infront of your best friend then s/he's not your best friend

[@SW-ef5oy]

6:48-6:56 Well I guess the tables have turned...

[@wulfylol8366]

10:55 BEST PEEK EVER XD NICE JOB MARK

[@ZVelzy]

They've lost it. They have finally lost it.

[@OhSoSeptical]

get a time machine dude. they lost it a LONG time ago

[@ZVelzy]

Eh good point.

[@GarethJason]

They have to have something to lose first dude. :P

[@Makkeeee]

Nick McKay /)

[@fishyjeun8880]

Let's start a story So the awesome Markiplier was making a new epic video when

[@gabrielmaisonet2843]

Not even an Epilogue...

[@weeworldmaster101]

He gets randomly telaported to a desert and darude sandstorm starts playing as a actual sandstorm heads his way

[@NubbleHub]

dj dldouhy he then reaches into his pocket to discover a device with a shiny red button, but what does it do?

[@TheCaptainKeyes]

After finding the shiny, red, button, he pressed B to blow it off. 'Cause he's in a desert. He then presses the button. It's just a piece of plastic, it doesn't do anything.

[@brendonblaze]

***** The button is a portal to the dimension of anime! Mark presses the button and is transported into the world of Naruto!

[@gwrath7]

"the tit-tanic ran on 100% badger milk, i thought you learned this in history?" - Markiplier

[@chaosinc.382]

"No, I must have been sick that day!"

[@humanlady2053]

The beginning killed me I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

Drunk tug the table

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

yay

[@chriselectric4496]

Rilly XD

[@IntrinsicallySomnia]

7:14 Because that is totally vertical. XD

[@infamoussloth322]

I laughed so hard, milk burst out my nipples.

[@MDPToaster]

I laughed so hard that my head caught on fire... Are we on the same level?

[@suwanmild5052]

A sloths life...

[@nienkeevanvilvoorde2191]

Are you a milk jesus?

[@omegahpink]

._____.

[@jamesrose313]

...YOUUUUUU. YOUUUU.... We meet against, Delson..

[@therobloxianunicorn9557]

I guess you could say he really "flipped the tables" that one round. 😜

[@gweng123]

XD Of course badger milk is coming from the Tittanic- especially from Mark. This is also not my account; its my sister's YAY

[@AndrewProTV]

How to start a fight on youtube- 1. Comment darude - sandstorm 2. w8 for the replies

[@WeArePuNClan]

Fuck u u black biathc

[@Techn0forlife]

u wot m9?

[@pupgirl09]

Take a fockin seet m8

[@Booberhart]

***** u wot m79

[@aandyherr817]

Uwotm8 I'll knock all 5 of you derps right the in gabba (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

[@jackandsierra-gamingreacti5550]

Yeah, I learned about badger milk today in school

[@johngilliii7970]

I need a full on history lesson about badger milk engines and their use on the Titanic

[@pimmetjes12345]

3:36 i tought my iphone was lying upside down

[@NikemanBOOM]

Pajama sam pic. Niiiice

[@_zander1025]

Same he...

[@cooperdunsmore1478]

Hey, isn't it ironic that Wade had to press "W"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Please say I wasn't the only one that noticed that?

[@whitneylenardson2658]

I noticed it too! :D

[@cooperdunsmore1478]

Whitney Lenardson Phew!

[@VaasMontenegro12]

Ichiji Kaneshige oh he had to press w as in the most usual up button for games in the world

[@cas8419]

Press W to Wade

[@nuzzlebit]

1:55 That whole time they where just being stupid...... I LOVE THIS CHANNEL!!!

[@persephonehades7547]

Wade looks like an alcoholic. Or an energy drink junkie. Can't really tell. XD

[@erikasteele7717]

Or both.

[@mdj3638]

0:00 u.u hmmmmm platinum huh. we'll see

[@ashtheredrider212]

Do you even know the story of Old Yeller? XDDD

[@Djsoaosiisaaa]

yup😐

[@riderjustis3009]

I do

[@coolkid-wn3dj]

I guys might wanna listen to what wade said on the video time 9:39 it was so funny

[@JbongoVA]

Darkiplier strikes at Midnight...

[@felixnilbog4517]

K

[@dewsyy.]

Why do you need to tug the table?!?! Just ask for the table!

[@NationalDevin]

Pshaw, all you people complaining about a decently long intro. Not gonna kill you to see their bloopers. XD

[@gigsis]

Bloopers are often one of the best parts of any entertainment. :) I love it when Mark includes bloopers.

[@moone3377]

Did anyone else noticed that wade's face at the very end went PERFECTLY with Mark's outro music?

[@hdennis13hd]

100% Badger Milk

[@Spyglassx]

it was taught in history, I mean common sense XD

[@MarioGMan25]

So you mean... comedy platinum?

[@thearchmage9190]

Ba tum tsss

[@TheMagicWaflle]

*audience laughs*

[@kirakirigane4059]

I REMEMBER LEARNING ABOUT BADGER MILK!!!!!

[@julianrobles345]

at the begging I was like why is Mark cheering when he's loseing then I found that he was blue

[@Baboso1]

Oh how the tables have turned

[@TheEel228]

or pulled DUN DUN DUN

[@cptrevenant4088]

Hm.....Titanic ran on badger milk.....YUP! sounds familiar

[@isaiahdavis9167]

Defiantly.

[@DontmindmeImhereforthecomments]

Mark, we are waiting for you at livestream.... WHERE R U

[@DontmindmeImhereforthecomments]

oh yeah everybody else, www.twitch.tv/markiplier FYI if you didnt know yet :P

[@maricelaalonzo9423]

my favorite three out of whole video are. "at this game!"

[@joshuagoldner8380]

titenic? Jontron reference?!?!?

[@SuperHothead14]

Well he doesn't hide the fact that he is fans of other youtubers, he's met Jontron and hell. He has a mycaruba tshirt on in this video.

[@RazFyfe]

He wears a Starbomb shirt in one of his videos as well. Mark's a big fan of GG.

[@jwswart]

SuperHothead14 Actually, he's wearing a "Goddamnit Ross" shirt in this video ^^

[@joshuagoldner8380]

***** yeah, I just didn't know he was a fan of Jon

[@SuperHothead14]

Jan-Willem Swart my bad. the little bit of the top, i thought it was mycaruba. I'm sorry for the mistake.

[@Dray4Hundred]

markiplier and jackseptieye are my favorite youtubers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@esparttt]

are your lungs still intact after all of the exclamation points?

[@SpoonHarpoon]

+Espartiskills Is Epic xD

[@littlebigplayers2410]

only pewdiepie and tubuscus and markiplier are awesome

[@cobuscus9816]

shut up the best one's are mark Toby pewds and Jacksepticeye !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lllllllliiiiikkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee a bbbbbbbbbooooooooooossssss!!!!!!!!!!

[@SpoonHarpoon]

+Cobuscus ikr

[@jakupshmakup1457]

is it bad that i was rooting for wade

[@thefeeblesheep]

YES. YOU HAVE FORSAKEN US. :P

[@konoha_z6300]

I was actually rooting for wade too! Seriously,wade is cool.

[@MyoticTesseract]

what is wrong with you

[@kdown1634]

NO MARK better

[@roy7034]

Mark was cheating at the end, so I was rooting for wade.

[@Unwise_Owl]

wait till wade watches this near the end when they both cover their eyes XD

[@BigMaij]

Wait, Titenic? Like, that horrible game JonTron reviewed?

[@punkboybaby5593]

Yeah I was thinkin the same way! And to be honest that was so funny on how its about a tragic story of love and it ends up a (not that bad) beat em' up game. (bcause anyone who sayin otherwise is a GROMMET.)

[@nathanosworth4640]

What happened to the title "Comedy More-than Gold"? XD

[@VelesViserianIceFyre]

I know I looked at this and I was like, wasn't this caled More than gold b4?

[@VelesViserianIceFyre]

***** No shit. this is the same video. It used to be called "better than gold" dumbass

[@VelesViserianIceFyre]

***** You're right. I learned that people on the Internet are really fucking stupid.

[@VelesViserianIceFyre]

***** Oh so you can't read either?

[@VelesViserianIceFyre]

***** *sigh* It was called "better than gold" before. I watched it then. Then i come back to see that it changed to platinum. When it had "better than gold" it has this: * now it says platinum and says this: ** I know that this is the same one because i remember a part in it that i saw when it was called "better than gold" so he obviously read the comments saying "wouldn't this be platinum?" so then he edited it.

[@RobertAniFreak]

Never talk about dead puppies again please, have enough trauma for one year.... My bobtail had barely 2y and had a heart attack and sat there petting her the whole time until the vet came but was too late.... Not a pretty sight... I tried to act touch and know it couldn't be helped but god damn my sister walked in my room, asked If i was ok and just broke in tears

[@MDPToaster]

Dealing with your issues is the first step to over coming it. And I'm sorry about your puppy, I had a similar experience too.

[@RobertAniFreak]

Mr.Dr.Professor Toaster I know Mark was trying to be funny and hell its life, people die one day anyway... But watching them twitch around and can't do anything just sucks even if its your pet dog

[@nienkeevanvilvoorde2191]

I know how you feel. And I’m sorry for your pet. I’ve experienced this alot of times because I can’t live without atleast a company animal next to me.

[@dragongirlbri3257]

My cat died almost two years ago on my birthday and I still get upset over it so I know how you feel. He was killed by a dog.

[@johnmarist26]

If you have problems like that KZbin is not the place for you

[@starrie1646]

Wade cherishes every single win because marks leavin him in the dust

[@littleeponalink]

Yay, 1st to like! I'll be there for the livestream tomorrow. Hope your feeling well!

[@killer08111]

Wut?..

[@Kharonas]

killer08111 Read the username, you can't blame him for being derpy XD

[@NeroCat9999vr]

I am one of your subscribers. XD I don't know I'm tired and bored