Marriage is a SCAM | Stand up comedy by Anand Rathnam

[@Jeet9011]

Rich peoples have nostalgia, poor people have a history... Dialogue of the decade....!

[@maheshvenk]

True

[@AdamFrancisco]

Khushjeet Jalandria yeah genius line!

[@maymay5600]

true man

[@sandeepsingh-tn8dm]

Chaa gye guru 🤘

[@abhinavar2355]

Yes Yes____👏🤭

[@shankardas6938]

When an intelligent guy does comedy.

[@Parijatnagar]

Never 🙅

[@athrunzala6972]

Yeah he’s witty

[@etherealecstasy]

That's such a relief from all the sex, potty, Indian parents jokes!

[@ajs3407]

Poor and intelligent

[@daveerwin6981]

good stuff right there

[@vanessazen6843]

Haven't watched such an intelligent, tightly-scripted comic strip in a long time. Great work!

[@jamujava8962]

really awesome.....poem ended.

[@deepee159]

Wonder how much it costs for this one 🤔

[@rohitpande77]

Try Sridhar V

[@crazy4amanaziz]

True that

[@jacquelinevarghese2253]

Agreed!!!!

[@dishagirdhar8918]

He started with "Not ready for marriage " and ended up asking for Kundali 😂😂

[@rajadhirajmaharaj]

bombay mein ajkal boht mast maal milrela hain

[@sam_3229]

Mic drop

[@come2arjun8]

Man came full circle like a total champ

[@oysterandpearl.6019]

@@rajadhirajmaharaj as he told in this video that there are some people who make every app into a dating app and these are the examples...😀😀😀

[@anjaliharish19]

“Depression home delivered” just sounds amazinggggg 😂😂😂

[@akshaywadekaryt3347]

No one: Standup comedians: I'm broke and single.

[@rishi_1003]

'No one' here is not required. Many of men are single in India nowadays. Not all are lucky to score a gf.

[@TheMaestro8]

@@rishi_1003 brother I have 2 wife's one of them is from India what is wrong with you?

[@rishi_1003]

@@TheMaestro8 Many of the men in India, not a polygamist like you.

[@TheMaestro8]

@@rishi_1003 but you've said they cant even get one and that's what surprised me.

[@rishi_1003]

@@TheMaestro8 I said many, not all.

[@yusufk5545]

I feel like this guy would make a good friend.

[@anne7808]

Next level of friendzoning

[@prashantsurti5788]

@@anne7808 Little rich coming from u

[@sanathana_samskara]

Dude! That's literally every comic ever!

[@geethuvarghese9103]

As frank as it gets.. Robert Frost, Roy Ban-Guci, nostalgia.. Man, that was a big package..

[@aashutoshrane8225]

Dude I felt that😂👍

[@JaspreetKaur-co3gp]

"Yo Robert Frost, what to do? Sorry pa Poem ended, figure out!" amazing!

[@khushithakar4209]

Nxt date get ur kundli😭

[@anoopluvsall]

Hell yeah 😄😄

[@ajithca8397]

I felt 'nostalgic'

[@vanianand6429]

💕💕

[@madhuvijayasingh]

Hey Anand keep your Roy Ban on....and keep going on the no road......will do more good than all the well travelled roads for holding the mirror of life !!

[@tejasviaggarwal4168]

"Have you ever been so broke that you can't afford nostalgia" 😂😂😭

[@veryconfused9768]

Everyday

[@rajadhirajmaharaj]

tum toh agarwal ho, tumhe kya pata gareebi kya hoti hain..

[@zoref007]

@@rajadhirajmaharaj Aggarwal Han jii👍

[@SN-xx8sk]

@@rajadhirajmaharaj what is so great about Aggarwals? Kannada Shenoys and Kannada Shettys are immensely rich. U have no idea. An Aggarwal is nothing in front of that

[@bangtanforever3268]

"Imagine being so broke that you cant even afford nostalgia" I lost it at that lmao

[@aniyan2492]

Army 💜

[@Somie51]

"Rich people have nostalgia, poor people have history" 🤣🤣

[@Parijatnagar]

Nostalgia + robot

[@divyas318]

Felt attacked 😂😂

[@steveaustin6608]

middle class go incognito

[@anerithakkar8549]

Finally someone has got hold of his words...and does better comedy than just saying abusive words...👌👌👌

[@kelinasahayarajeshponraj2463]

Sure Thats a great deal.keep it up

[@prees2509]

I Love him for how he made that ""depression of seeing others flourishing"' into a healthy wit. Thank you Anand.. And really thank you for the clean comedy :) Lots of love and success

[@ashk3275]

This is one comedian that packs quite a punch. He paints a large canvas that also has depth and he can connect it all with impeccable timing. Such a gifted artiste! Truly world class!

[@alien_fuel]

"Have you ever been so broke that you can't afford nostalgia?" Perfect line

[@kundanojha6303]

Bro that one line... "Only Rich people can have Nostalgia, And poor people have HISTORY" I laughed so hard... But that was quite a statement too.... Congrats u earned a subscriber 😆😆

[@sanasiddiqui4761]

Tough guy😂😂😂😂

[@hema3541]

Two subscribers🤷‍♀️

[@yushpi]

some kind of super philosophy lol

[@kuvusumichishi3315]

He looks forward to it chai n samosa

[@Yash-mz4ko]

That Roy Ben communist joke was just insane

[@dbpradeep]

have been seeing a lot of standup these days.. this is one of the best.. no adultry, plain simple content.. awesome man

[@rehanshrajput5868]

What an perfect script, perfect rumour, perfect sarcasm, comic time was at its peak. Great man.

[@sureshnishtala2887]

"rich people have nostalgia ,poor people have history" amazing anand..loved it

[@arun7sid]

I burst out when he said, "I tought my own insecurities called me". Good one

[@MayankPurohit8]

Don't be so broke that you can't afford a nostalgia.

[@basavarajrajur7720]

He said he does have nostalgia every evening...

[@33rramesh]

I completely relate to this .. his looks, his age, his expressions.. everything!!! Even today I prefer not talking to my USA school buddies .. I still have chai samosa .. few frnds talk about hooking up with girls ... And I can't relate to that as well 🤣 .. this was so relatable !!

[@realself9599]

your time will come.

[@pandugorijavolu]

Hey ,I saw your answer on Quora

[@ronaknanda6175]

U must fight for chut

[@RamReddy-cq1lf]

Cant agree more. Similar situation with me too.

[@anakhaajayakumar311]

I even deleted my social media profiles man 😂!

[@gaminidadar4675]

Its actually "The Road Not Taken".

[@DHAiRYA2801]

Ma'am idhar bhi class? 🙏😂

[@techonpoint2493]

Exactly

[@frc_sc9114]

It's actually "it's"

[@nidhipgupta4462]

NEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

[@rajadhirajmaharaj]

@@DHAiRYA2801 joke hain bhai. "the road not taken" bole toh, by definition wohi rasta -- jo tumne nahi liya.

[@Shalinikumari-mc3py]

Amazing....😂😂 Y this society can't understand we can live without marriage 😂🙏

[@unlimitednewz5915]

Absolutely correct .Saying with an experience...

[@JeevanReddyKJR]

Because of insecurities...

[@kavisiddu]

Marriage is not needed only for 2 types of persons.. for a financially secured woman and sexually satisfied man..

[@dummymail8738]

It's possible only when government makes legal prostition. & It's possible when if we call villager girl for a date ? She should able take it as sportive. And a villager guy able to ask a girl for a date without fear & If everyone treat sex is like shake hand. Then it's possible. In such society marriage is not needed.

[@shivdhanush3676]

@@kavisiddu With due respect sir .... However a woman may be financially & politically powerful but after the age of 38 she needs permanent company or better say life partner for which marriage is till now best way..... because we all are answerable to society..... Same with men but age is above 45....

[@LavSinghkr]

Punches in every line, hard to write . Respect

[@bhanuprakash4684]

If u have this much frustration.... imagine the frustration levels of guys like us who are sitting in home watching ur videos... urs is nothing compared to ours..

[@shivugamer2383]

😂 actually he is not frustated he writes that stuff so people could relate. That's what I have figured maybe wrong

[@SunnyKumar-mz7mv]

Frustrated of marriage or job?

[@lifesymphony2024]

Best answer to stupid stand up comedies.

[@bhavinshukla95]

Point!!!!!Blunt as it can be dude.

[@get5536]

Oh my god, funny comment!

[@nezukochan86]

That Robert Frost reference was bang on!!! Hilarious!

[@gayathrivenkatramanan7424]

I love that ur jokes are way too funny without being offensive

[@srishtispace]

man, thats the fastest i have ever subscribed! 4 minutes in this video, and boom! Subscribed! ❤️😍

[@ramyajyoshna48]

"Marriage is like getting spam mail from Nigeria"....😂😂😂 awesome🤣🤣🤣

[@wasimakram-sx8ui]

This isn't comedy,it is brutal truth. Bc depress kr diya

[@rajadhirajmaharaj]

Yeah.. He is talking about his life when he was 27. Now he is 30 and successful comedian. Maybe that guci girl lend him money in exchange for tongue twisters :-P

[@rishisrivastava5461]

only Rich people have nostalgia.... Edit: Fuck . After these many likes, I think I should get an official KZbin account.

[@RupamMandal7]

Poor people have regrets !

[@madhukumari127]

Students have also nostalgia

[@kabitakar5737]

singh only if they are successful

[@Anjali-fh3ns]

I didn't know about this men.....he is tooo good. The way he speaks...🔥

[@archanasingh2042]

Something he looks back, l look forward to😂😂 Awesome bro

[@sachin-mavi]

A poor man’s nostalgia is a rich man’s nausea.

[@preethib.s.8166]

You are saying it viceversa bro

[@sachin-mavi]

Literature Lovers ... how come bro?

[@KilometerKingdom]

Hey. Remember this you performed on Saturday at Urban Solace (Ulsoor). We were the 4 poets on the side laughing the whole while! Thanks man!

[@ang_ro]

"depression home delivery" 😆

[@Vincent-li8rx]

Never thought samosa could be that funny, you nailed it bro 👌👌👌. Every sentence you speak is punch line 👌👌👌👌 superb!

[@Vibezcartoon]

Omg I hope I see more from this guy, he’s awesome.

[@tapankrishnadas9554]

One of my best stand up comedy seen by me. Love it

[@rudramahadev22]

This one was yours best till now Loved it Keep hitting on sixes like these

[@NandyJH]

Capt. Jack Subramani🤣 Pirates of the Kanyakumari🤣🤣 lmao

[@Kollykattai]

That's the shitty part of the comedy

[@sais8681]

He is gooood. Now i'm gonna watch more of Anand's videos. keep it up dude!

[@prarthna0218]

Wowwwwwwwwww this information should reach every corner of India! Please stop stressing on getting married 🙏

[@muslimhashhim1729]

Sad I wasn't introduced to such an amazing comedian earlier. Respects for you Love from Pakistan

[@muslimhashhim1729]

@macdonald tramp You are badly trumped,sir He is a joker not a comedian There is a difference Huge difference Any stupid, illiterate ,absurd and unorganized filthy comedian is not worth only to be called a "joke". Comedians are posh,respectful,respectable ,educated, sensitive and civilised

[@MithleshKumar-qj9wr]

"Nick Fury from Avengers, Captain Subrahmaniam, Pirates of Kanayakumari". Amazing!!

[@abhijit_birje]

Only rich people have nostalgia. Poor people have history! - Anand Rathnam (2019) Great going man! Keep it up!

[@nishantk3459]

Thank god KZbin suggested your videos… just sitting here binging… 2 years late.. but so refreshing 🍻

[@thehaytch]

@1:48 so true, Rich people have nostalgia, poor people have history! Funny and informative

[@commandohrd4959]

The road less travelled travelled-M. Scott peck The road not taken taken -Robert Frost✅✅

[@nishthagupta1357]

Yeah! I was confused for a bit when he said that

[@blazefroste5626]

linkin park

[@viveksharma9564]

Exactly! Both are gems in their own league & So is this guy. Nice content.

[@doremifasolatee6258]

Yep that confused me

[@anilthapa651]

My my your sense of humor is up and above everyone else.keep going.we want more

[@apurvsingh30]

"Having a future before nostalgia"

[@MiNi-nn9su]

Awesome dude, haven't laughed this hard in some time. 😂🍻👊🏼

[@abhinavar2355]

6:36 What macha____today green aah😂😂🔥

[@raginideep9798]

The name of the poem is The Road Not Taken.

[@TheNitinsudhakaran]

Really funny. 😂 This guy is immensely underrated.

[@sanatanhalder6064]

I can't believe this level of humour doesn't have 10m views!!

[@sid-thesloth6041]

I can't believe you are expecting a video to cross 10 million views within one day of release and having subscribers not even 50k

[@deveshshrivas4785]

Chill bro! He posted few hours ago only😂😂

[@divyatiwari3408]

@@deveshshrivas4785 😂😂😂😂👏

[@NeelamSharma-me1nl]

already people have commented what i was going to that this is what comedy is. Nowadays people are writing cheap jokes but you have crafted well. thumbs up to you.

[@vishalnetha]

I keep revisiting this piece and the comical quotient never cease to amaze.

[@vaibhavsingh6164]

Too good man, that's how you should write content. Absolutely impressed. Great Job.

[@babulchetia5043]

"I saw disappointment with two Instagram filters" 😂😂😂 got me there.

[@MrMChannel5]

Dude you were amazing,now that's the kind of humour everyone loves to see without any profanity and bad language. You jokes were simply too good. Loved the whole act. Roy Ban Fan

[@cutie2192]

Anand we need regular video from you

[@witty3961]

This is some quality stand up dude, Uff the punch lines and everything fffckkkk. How tf I missed out on you, kudos

[@priyaprakash5850]

Depression home delivery. I laughed so hard

[@deepthisubramani4304]

you killed it dude, great set......

[@sanjume32]

Like his ways to connect with different stories.

[@ShayanAsim]

Anand's comedy is really intelligent! Had a fun time listening to this and subbed too!

[@Shasta-j2t]

The video was awesome bro, You have good sense of current trends hope you will have a good future

[@user-jo6ol6yi7n]

Something that he looks back, i look forward to..🤣🤣

[@soorajsurendran8003]

Awesome macha 😂😂😂 humorous as always, only getting better!

[@SakshiSingh-gp5db]

What does macha mean?

[@soorajsurendran8003]

@@SakshiSingh-gp5db not a girl thing!

[@soorajsurendran8003]

@@SakshiSingh-gp5db since u asked synonyms for macha are saala, Aliya, brother in-law etc.

[@SakshiSingh-gp5db]

Ohhh... Thanks

[@rajudandwani]

Depression home delivered.... "awesome"

[@mrinmoyeehimu2536]

Awesome thought from an amazing comedian.I have seen the best combination of intelligence and humor

[@designer4unow1]

very hillarious...first time i seeing , half way thro i cant help subscribing...u r gifted...u r the very first with so much nativity, brining all from the practical life...wow...ur connection with people is very brilliant..!

[@nithinraj1219]

'The road less traveled' was a book by Scott Peck The Robert Frost poem was 'The road not taken' It was funny when a couple of people in the crowd agreed to it and were like, "yea I know that shit" 🤪

[@parthsavyasachi9348]

i must say i had no clue even after watching whole video about it on biographics channel. :-D

[@hmmpausethink4976]

Dude, this is all part of the humor. You have heard of Robert Frost because you had to mug up one of his poems in school. Using his name and quoting another poem is a typical behavior on the street. Half knowledge!!! Again, part of the humor, common & local to Chennai/Bangalore.

[@nithinraj1219]

@@hmmpausethink4976 how you connected that to Chennai/Bangalore is beyond me. I have lived in both the cities and I can safely disagree that it is common for these cities. Most bangaloreans/chennaites are well read and better off than the other cosmopolitan and/or tier-2 cities in the country. You might have had gone to a wrong school if you had to mug up a poem. Don't assume that we all did that. Humour, haha. I laughed. Nothing wrong in pointing out when one goes wrong either.

[@hmmpausethink4976]

Pal, this is comedy, not a literature class. Lighten up!!! Don’t over analyze and spoil the fun. For me, it makes sense from my past, maybe not you

[@khanmuhammad5447]

First time watching this guy and have to say it was a very good effort. Jokes were on point. Something original. Well done and keep it up. Hopefully more to come.

[@praveesh2741]

This came to me as a youtube recommendation on a bad work day. Good one machaa ! :D. I feel better now.

[@nirmalvaid636]

This was awesome man, specially with a touch of south Indian accent. Keep going. God bless you.

[@abhinababhattacharya4624]

Slowly falling in love with your kind of comedy man. The simple things said in a simpler way.. really looking forward to more of this.

[@MahendraSingh-mj7ny]

Yo Robert Frost ! What to do ? 😂😂 Liked video immediately after listening this 😂😂

[@andsoon..9190]

For someone who read all Roberts frost poem is was funny

[@songbird4422]

SAVAGE. Before I could finish laughing, he throws in ANOTHER PUNCHLINE 😂😂

[@kajalraithwan9854]

I love this whole content he talked about .... It's kind of the content that can get you back into your joyful journey of your life if you feel frustrated...👌👌

[@akasheebhuyan9906]

"Have you ever been so broke that you can't afford nostalgia" My whole life in just one joke.

[@mervinjacob2774]

damn Anand! U got a RICH sense of Humor Bro ^_'

[@divyas318]

Finally one comedian who does comedy 🙌

[@Sonakshi111]

Oh man this was so relatable. 😝😂Laughed throughout the set. Been a while since I heard a stand up with punch lines every few seconds. Great job. 😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@patelsinu91]

Lot of respect sir...a big fan of urs after watching first the video😊

[@nimmiebada5024]

All time fav video ❤️ great work

[@VCKamlesh]

Amazing work saar, killer punch lines all the way, truely the road less traveled. Thanks for making my evening & spreading roflzzz around Sir Roy cheerssss maaaann

[@devilsadvocate4864]

“So broke that I can’t afford nostalgia” 👍

[@apurvsingh30]

Bro you have good sense of humor 😂

[@grahamdbarnett]

I haven't laughed like that for a while! Fresh material and delivery was outstanding. Nice1 Anand!

[@technotronix4620]

😂😂that glass stuff actually occurred with a friend of mine.

[@RohitKumarPandey0]

NGL, didn't laughed hard at all but had a smile throughout the vid.

[@himanshubhattacharya7518]

right bro he is charming

[@maitreyimaitreyi1838]

Me too

[@lissashaji5586]

Rohit Kumar Pandey It

[@farahsali1]

Me too. I hve heard better jokes

[@farahsali1]

@@manpreetmatharucomic seriously bro. I have laughed so with tears running down on some of the other Stand-up jokes. Unfortunately he isn't tht good. Anyways best wishes for him.

[@sathishammaiappan502]

Guci with a single 'C' 😂😂😂 hilarious performance bro 💜 love it

[@raseenatp9520]

Somewhere it sounded like a well sarcastic poetry... Loved it

[@sabihamohammad1533]

"I'm like I had that today." The best line 🤣😂

[@bileygr1216]

This was surprisingly really enjoyable. When I saw the thumbnail, I was a bit put off because the whole "relationship bad, single good" debacle has been tackled an obscene amount of times. However, I was surprised to find a well thought out, witty and tight routine that gave more insight into this overdone topic. You have great humour dude, keep it up!