Married at First Sight Chicago Hopefuls Ep 1

[@preciousgugzikgomo7060]

They need to pay you for these reviews😂😂 I don’t usually watch the shows but the way you describe things I have to see it for myself because ain’t no waaaaayyyyyy Jazmyn😭🤣

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂🫶🏾 awww i love that

[@kelissamack8954]

She's back!! So happy to see your video pop up on my home page😊

[@Jazmynjw]

yayyyy welcome back!

[@delle3955]

Yayyy welcome back! MAFS season wouldn’t be the same without Jaz!😂😊

[@corianne1997]

I don’t even watch the show anymore! I’m just here for the laughs and you deliver EVERY TIME!!! ❤

[@Jazmynjw]

yasss 🫶🏾🫶🏾

[@taylorembry696]

Rubbing her hands together like bird man took me OUT. Jazmyn you need a raise!!!

[@Jazmynjw]

i don't get paid for this 🫠🫠😂😂😂😂

[@valk7101]

That “Christopher Columbus” reference had me dying 😂

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂

[@ShamyraC]

0:38 Jazmyn why am I about to cry from laughing already…. 🤣🤣🤣

[@RKN81]

Hands down my fave reviews on mafs!

[@Jazmynjw]

thank you!!!

[@seanmitchell9449]

Been with you since the family cruise video…Love ya, Jazmyn!

[@ShamyraC]

10:20 LMFAOOOO I peeped that too and lost it!!!! Grandad said: “I’m dying here hurry up and read it!” 💀💀💀💀

[@truckher911]

Yassss!! Thank you for coming out of hiding to bring us this hilarious recap gold! You are too damn funny hunny!

[@Jazmynjw]

thank you! i promise to post more!

[@amandar8699]

One of the best parts of MAFS is your reviews! I’m mad cuz my husband got us KZbin TV because sports and it doesn’t have lifetime. I had to get another streaming service just to watch this season 😩

[@truckher911]

Yes girl my husband got the same thing just for the damn red zone sports crap and it doesn't even have the few shows I watch. I went and signed up and paid for Philo & afterwards found out the lifetime app has it on there for FREE 🤨

[@niagipson3080]

So glad to have you back!!

[@Jazmynjw]

awwwww thank u!

[@Cat262]

"And then they laughed like something was funny" 🤣 Whenever a dude highlights their proclivity for dad jokes on a dating app, I'm always like why are you out here advertising that you're not funny??! I treat it like a warning label.

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂😂 warning bad sense of humor!!

[@joelevy3042]

This and random DVDs is what's gone get me through this deployment. These takedowns and jokes is fucking top tier. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jazmynjw]

awwww yassss you can do it!!!!

[@Mizzhoneyyy]

Allen reminds me of Brennan, with a smidge more personality. Also, Gurl you are hilarious!😂 Thx for this! ❤

[@Jazmynjw]

🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

[@monkeycoco209]

NOT FLAVOR FLAVE 😭

[@tplouis]

😂😂😂

[@Jazmynjw]

yeeaaaaaa bouiiiiiiiii 😂

[@jenelkefraser8301]

This was a good review. I always respect your honesty ❤😊

[@Jazmynjw]

awww thank u!!!

[@RitaTaylor-j8m]

I have miss you so much I am in need of a good laugh and you did not disappoint

[@SaynJust]

Confession: I'm one of those moms that has not been in the room with my daughter's father since we divorced when she was 5 years old - she's now 38. That's how dirty he did me. I don't have any regrets.

[@Jazmynjw]

I mean, you should ask your daughter how she feels about that. 😂

[@OderaIgbokwe]

I lost it when you started singing To The Floor. I lost it when secondary Jazmyn kept on with the prechorus

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂 that's my SONG!!!

[@Denine03]

Yay! You’re back! ❤

[@Jazmynjw]

🫶🏾🫶🏾

[@roxy.marie03]

Girl, your washer in the background had me thinking my laundry was done and I’m not even washing clothes 🤣🤣 But anyway, happy to be watching your MAFS reviews again, always cackling through them.

[@Jazmynjw]

girl, I gotta get these clothes done 😂😂😂😂😂

[@roxy.marie03]

@@Jazmynjw I hear that! Us moms always out here multitasking 😂

[@bobbymarie8002]

You always make me crack up girl: "He need a re-up" and "A swole princess" 😂😂 OMG David! The side pony, the blonde hair blue eyes comment, the basement, it's giving lost. OMG when Camille rubbed her hands at the alter I almost vomited. Then, when she said "Say less" about drinking?? OMG, yuck! I'm so glad you pointed these things out!! Incase you didn't catch it, Thomas dated his brothers, wife, twin sister and it didn't work. I'm thinking Thomas either got a wee pee pee or he just hella stale (sorry Thomas) but he seems like a good man.

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂😂 OK in reference to the whole Tomasz sister-in-law thing…… I think they probably just were attracted to each other or something. I don't think it's an issue issue with Tomasz necessarily. He's just a little bit quirky and probably picky! Yes, when Camille rubbed her hands together, I wanted to just pinch her 😂😂😂 like my mom used to do me

[@bobbymarie8002]

@@Jazmynjw Hahaha! Fax! My mom used to poke me on the low or squeeze my hand to shut up or not eat someone's food. Yea, after seeing how he organizes his clothes by color he prolly got some "Not cold enough" in him.

[@ptproc]

I haven’t watched the weddings yet but couldn’t wait for your review lol! And you didn’t disappoint! ❤lol

[@Jazmynjw]

Yay! Thank you!

[@bobbymarie8002]

"We start with the most boring couple"......Hey, hey, everybody welcome back🎉🎉

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

[@FreeFormLady]

We're back! Jazmyn, you are already my internet homegirl, but hearing that your mom is from my hometown moves us to cousins 😂. Now let me go actually watch the show.

[@Jazmynjw]

Aayyyyeee you from THE HAM!?

[@FreeFormLady]

@@Jazmynjw Yes; born, raised, & still here 🧡

[@jernelljolie]

OMG. You have me cracking up at work. 😂😂

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂🤫🤫🤫

[@smarti1144]

Love the reviews. I sing the intro, love that inner voice and look forward to always starting with the most BORING couple.

[@julest5767]

you are cracking me up so many times.....WHHHHHHaun, praise music! I would run SO FAST if my future spouse said "I'm an alien from another galaxy." Women who say "I don't need a man for anything" are afraid of their needs, IMHO! Everybody has needs!

[@Jazmynjw]

EVERYBODY has needs you're so right

[@KeshaL8410]

Happy we're back together. Let me listen in while I finish my workday.

[@Jazmynjw]

🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

[@lashaecook6599]

I wholeheartedly believe that Camille’s performance was just that .. a performance

[@Jazmynjw]

it was!!!!

[@jeninereynolds8674]

Thanks for the review I decide wether I'm going to watch or not depending on what's happening with the couples this season. MAFS hasn't been the best for a little bit so I just may be interested after your breakdown of the couples.

[@Jazmynjw]

yessss or you can jump in and out when things get good and/or ridiculous!!!! 😂🫶🏾

[@nicoletteswords5428]

You forgot to mention that David still lives at home. I’m fine with people that still live at home but 35! And his match is independent so it will be interesting to see her reaction to that.

[@Jazmynjw]

I personally don't mind grown folks that live at home, especially if you're single you don't have kids…… If your parents have the means & the space for you to continue to live at home… Do it!

[@melee731]

Didn’t know it was back but I will be watching now. Great review per usual.

[@Jazmynjw]

thank you!!!!!!!

[@Lauren-iq5eq]

the mariah carey music break was so unexpected 😂 but that’s a classic track

[@Jazmynjw]

a BOOPPPPP

[@whitleywhitley2280]

That intro 😂😂😂😂

[@MissMika700]

Hilarious per usual 😂😂😂

[@Jazmynjw]

🙌🏾🙌🏾 thanks for watching!!

[@Ayeyonick26]

We back baby!!!

[@Jazmynjw]

ayyeeeeee

[@tplouis]

🤣🤣🤣 missed your reviews!!! Cause wtf this is crazy! Talking about when is he going back to turkey 😂😂😂

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂😂 finish the job!!

[@Beesvomit]

New Subbie 😅 Your “ad-libs” are what got me to click that button 🙏🏾 🙏🏾

[@Jazmynjw]

welcome to the party!!!

[@briannaburdette1149]

Haven't watched yet because I have PTSD with this show. But definitely gonna check it out. Comments are hitting all cylinders.

[@shetarab4136]

I haven’t watched this show in 3 or so seasons, but I watch every review…

[@Jazmynjw]

thank you so much!

[@lizr1402]

0:07 👀 😮 Not Dear Future Wifey letters. 😂

[@Jazmynjw]

side-eye** lol

[@cieraking3371]

Not all of the embryo nutrients! 😭Giiiiiirrrrrllll

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂😂

[@sherry241983]

Red flag red flag lol love the review❤️

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂😂🫶🏾

[@psalmx6460]

Hi Jazmyn! So good to see/hear you….still gorgeous and gregarious. Here for it!

[@Jazmynjw]

Thank you so much!!

[@AlmaMásFinance]

Here for thisssss thank you for providing medicine lol

[@Jazmynjw]

aaawww thank u!

[@missshorty_1]

Jazmyn why did u seem embarassed for Camille acting like she is thug life. And Tim is better looking than Thomas!!!😂😂😂

[@Jazmynjw]

i was!!!! she let me down!! 😂😂

[@dahooperof2010]

Awesome review ❤

[@Jazmynjw]

thank u!!!

[@ajaharris8721]

I missed you ❤

[@Jazmynjw]

Welcome back! 🫶🏾🫶🏾

[@BrittnyJaNa]

Jazmyn you literally said everything I thought lol! •I would HATE to be with the ugly twin lol can we please swap!? lol •homegirl’s auntie energy is definitely gunna be a turn off for him…etc lol This looks like a very interesting cast though, I’m soo excited to watch and to watch your reviews…like always 😉😘

[@Jazmynjw]

yasssssss 😂😂😂 thank u for watching!

[@MsBinnyb]

I missed you Jazmyn.

[@Jazmynjw]

🥹🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

[@nicolewhite2380]

Gurrrrrrlllll!!!!! That twin tho!

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂😂 right!!!!

[@TheChatterRoom1]

Note watching your review before the episode

[@Jazmynjw]

i kinda think it's funnier that way

[@TheChatterRoom1]

@@Jazmynjw for sure😂 your voice will be in the back of my mind lmao

[@unapologeticallyromel7096]

New subscriber ❤

[@Jazmynjw]

WELCOME!! 🙏🏾

[@Heyu7her3]

I'm in Chicago & idk how they found these ppl lol

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂

[@rizuejigu7402]

What season is this cause this isnt the current cast that just wrapped up??

[@CBizTVMedia]

You never heard of dear future wifey lil sis? LOL.

[@JanetCoulibaly-zl8nm]

Coming back to your channel happy 😃 to see your performance 🎭 of MAFS we are going to have many conversations about this season. No as you see she had long term relationships not quickies not a notch on a belt. Her father realized she was going to get involved with people but he didn’t want Karla to make that list as long as Santa’s 🧑‍🎄

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂 i think dads don't realize that there are many more they don't meet 😂😂

[@unapologeticallyromel7096]

I only have hope in Camille and Thomas

[@Jazmynjw]

so do i actually!!!

[@lauraleebercu9063]

Didn't seem into Emen... especially after not getting on the Houston show moved to Chicago.... He's questionable but she was so happy!!

[@Jazmynjw]

yeah she is sweet right!! The houston audition was so sketchy to me!!

[@Lo289-im3ip]

Leave Camille alone! She's Aquarius!😆😆 We have no tact & yes it can be a problem 😭

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂

[@ajaharris8721]

I miss your mom and dad

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

Hey Jazz

[@Jazmynjw]

hey Connie!!

[@timiglobe]

🤣🤣🤣

[@apriltenille7649]

❤🤗

[@shauna3488]

Thank you for saying that men who write letters to their imaginary wives are red flags. Laterrias Whitfield from dear future wifey podcast does it so needless to say, he is a major redflag.

[@Jazmynjw]

i don't even know him a few ppl told me about this podcast recently

[@shauna3488]

@@Jazmynjw you can check it out...at the end of each episode he reads a letter he wrote to his future wife and then puts it in a box. He has been doing this since season 1 of the podcast. .i think he is on season 8 now so he probably has boxes of letters for his future wife to read lol.

[@smarti1144]

@@shauna3488like drake and them damn purses.

[@RitaTaylor-j8m]

I miss you

[@jenelkefraser8301]

Hello jazz

[@Jazmynjw]

heyyyy

[@ajaharris8721]

😅😂😂😂