Married At First Sight Denver S17 Ep2 (funny recap)

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[@AlwaysLisaLisa]

He is into his new wife! Good to see. Our brown-skinned sister was so well received. He hit the jackpot.

[@Jazmynjw]

❤️❤️❤️

[@rosemanos5123]

I love Lauren and Orion. They both said they got exactly what they wanted in a partner so that bodes well.

[@armchairpsychologist2423]

Re Lauren & Orion There was a moment in which I saw a lot of forced frozen smiles on both their sides when the groom and the bride entered. The high-five at the altar was a strong: No And she just couldn’t stop complimenting herself, giving him no opportunity to do so.

[@Jazmynjw]

hhhhmmmmmm

[@ivoryreviewsstuff]

Yeah I’m still on the fence about them. They may have fun together but a lifetime ….i don’t see it

[@itzjdub282]

"When you get married, you should be ready to pump or get pumped ".😅😅

[@Jazmynjw]

🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️😂

[@c3esq]

The stuffed animal was a kiwi bird. "Kiwi" is a nickname for New Zealanders, like Cameron.

[@Jazmynjw]

yea but why was she confused like he didn't give her context. it put her off 🤷🏾‍♀️😂

[@chocolatesooner]

@@Jazmynjwand you’re wearing Kiwis in the video! Lol

[@suburbcinderella]

​@@chocolatesooner dam I forgot kiwi is a fruit too lol

[@suburbcinderella]

​@@Jazmynjwdid you wear the kiwi 🥝 fruit shirt on purpose? 😂😂😂😂

[@Jazmynjw]

hahaha i wish i was that clever. maybe it was subconscious!! @@suburbcinderella

[@jessicalawrence2745]

Omg laughing SOOO hard I have tears rolling down my face at the stitches part with Becca.

[@Jazmynjw]

hehe 😂😂😂

[@cate31]

When you said “he not” about Orion being big enough to keep her warm 😂😂😂 I am liking this season too! Loving the ki-ki 😂❤

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂😂

[@aprilstrickland6950]

Be more Curious than Critical." 💯

[@taylorembry696]

I hated Clare’s dress and I definitely rewinded when Orion’s mama popped in like wait a minute, she cute! I actually like these couples so far. I’m intrigued by the season for once.

[@Jazmynjw]

i'm not gonna lie. I'm very intrigued by this season too

[@rosemanos5123]

Clare's dress is giving me 1988.

[@lalasimms6262]

She started the process months ago, and was chosen a while ago. The surgery was an emergency. Not planned

[@Jazmynjw]

idk if that's better. emergency surgery really means you gotta focus on your health!?

[@mstmklry]

I’m cackling 😂. Also, the rum was special because she bottled it!

[@Jazmynjw]

yea lol

[@ivoryreviewsstuff]

Pink hair is who I am cheering for. They seemed to genuinely have flutters for each other. And she is very like able. Everybody else I still don’t see it yet

[@Jazmynjw]

i see why they all were matched honestly. i want them all to work!

[@suburbcinderella]

I get good vibes from pinky...like u can tell she had a happy childhood ❤

[@msnandimarie7023]

Interesting because I heard she gifted him that crown and sword.

[@Cat262]

A good friend of mine got married the week after an emergency appendectomy. It was rough. In the days leading up to it she was on the couch in sweat pants, and needed to be helped up from the sitting position. Her husband is from abroad and people were flying in from around the world so there was no putting it off, but she kept her dress as loose as possible and wasn't able to dance and really get down like she normally would have. After the wedding she was back in the oversized sweatpants on the couch. My friend didn't have a way around it, but I can't imagine agreeing to a filming schedule and having cameras in your face on top of marrying a stranger while recovering from surgery. No thank you. She must be one of these going through life a hundred miles a minute types. They exhaust me.

[@Jazmynjw]

to be honest with you that sounds like a nightmare but at least she's marrying somebody who knows her and loves her!!! I want to know and love the person before I become their caretaker

[@sylviavasquez9523]

The only dress I liked was the one Emily wore. Everyone else looked bad, especially Lauren.

[@suburbcinderella]

Orion maybe rates a 4 but hes a 9 elsewhere 😂

[@Jazmynjw]

LMAOOO

[@the.baddest.mitch1]

Becca gave him the camera because she is a photographer

[@Jazmynjw]

boooooo 😂

[@shaunastokes1906]

I don't think his story is over yet, though Michael was allegedly jilted. If you go back to episode one with the bachelorette party, certain people were blurred out. Hence, they may have been her family and friends. As for Lauren and Orion, they seem pretty good at first, but I think he's going to be too soft for her. I think he may be a slacker. I wonder does Cameron really want to marry for love or does he want to get his Green Card?

[@Jazmynjw]

cameron 😂😂😂😂

[@rosemanos5123]

I'm side eyeing Cameron.

[@suburbcinderella]

​@@JazmynjwCameron needs to be on 90 day fiancee not this show cuz no way this marriage is lasting 😒

[@hereforit2347]

Is that you in that (at least one) Spectrum commercial with comedians Tahir Moore, KevonStage, and Tony Baker? If so, congratulations! 🥰🥰🥰👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@Jazmynjw]

yes! thank u!

[@mbeezzy2668]

The inner me and I had the same comments. I was rollin😂😂😂

[@Jazmynjw]

😂😂😂

[@suburbcinderella]

From the trailer it looks like Lauren cheated??? 😮 unless it's misleading

[@Jazmynjw]

i think she cheated in the past but that's a guess

[@Rokia2003]

i thought the blonde girl never had a bf loll

[@Jazmynjw]

one of 'em i get confused

[@rosemanos5123]

Blonde girl Emily never had a bf. I get Emily and Clare confused.

[@kthename08]

Bump and grind ready 😂

[@Jazmynjw]

even if you ain't gonna do it 😂

[@kthename08]

@@Jazmynjw 🤣🤣

[@the.baddest.mitch1]

All of the dresses were nice except Becca. Looks like something from the medieval festival.

[@Jazmynjw]

i liked it!!!

[@suburbcinderella]

Becca said that was the look she was goin for lol

[@Jazmynjw]

i talk about this in my next review. I liked it@@suburbcinderella

[@coffeestretch]

That bride sounded like a voice over lol

[@msnandimarie7023]

That dress was not it.

[@KDG0818]

Booty hole bizn!?! Exactly how I heard it, I cringe hearing about people’s astrology. Not a slight to them but I don’t know or care about moon and stars…earth, wind OR fire 😂

[@AlwaysLisaLisa]

I am so glad to see you!

[@Jazmynjw]

omg thank u!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@suburbcinderella]

I think your the only comedienne that uses the alter ego responding its unique and innovative. "I hope claire uses sunscreen cuz her momma didnt" ohhhhh-oop! 😮👁💀☠️

[@Jazmynjw]

thank you! I did invent this technique and im proud of it!

[@suburbcinderella]

@@Jazmynjw you should copyright it before sum sneaky hater steal it ...oh..oop 😵

[@Kemdoc]

He can be a six as long as he coming with the…….💀💀💀

[@suburbcinderella]

Orion maybe be a 6 but he's a 9 somewhere else

[@civiltung]

Yes, Claires dress was ugly. New Zealanders are called Kiwis, which is what the stuffed bird is called.

[@didgeufo]

Enjoyed your review! I’m also entertained by this season so far 😊!

[@shana_mcd]

Got my tickets! Get y’all’s!

[@Jazmynjw]

❤️❤️❤️

[@Onyxoko]

Lauryn has cloudy eyes. And she got him liquor for his gift……….I’m hoping she doesn’t have an alcohol addiction. ❤️

[@Jazmynjw]

cloudy eyes are common in africa and the Caribbean - not a sign of drug abuse

[@dk486]

I completely agree that the gift sucked. BUT he’s from New Zealand and was trying to give her a hint by giving her a kiwi bird. It just didn’t hit

[@Jazmynjw]

some of the gifts were about to giver instead of about the person they were giving it to…… Give me something that I'm going to enjoy!😂😂

[@dk486]

@@Jazmynjw I agree 💯

[@trinikaisofan5192]

Not only did she recently have surgery but..... she has a host of medical issues that he did not sign up for. Those medical issues could affect HIM financially. That is not fair to him. He did not sign up for that

[@Jazmynjw]

idk about that bc anybody can get sick at any time. but please let your stiches heal before this show

[@smarti1144]

​@@Jazmynjwsigning up for marriage is kinda signing up for maybe a sick partner! But not an unhealed one from jump.

[@julest5767]

bc she wants to have the chance for love and not let an emergency surgery stop her from participating. The surgery recovery will pass but a relationship will last if it's good. A good husband can wait a bit, c'mon now. I admire her tenacity

[@Jazmynjw]

maybe i'm dramatic bc surgery is terrible!!! i don't want to heal around a stranger

[@ivoryreviewsstuff]

Im happy she showed up. Hers is the only couple I have hope for

[@CNJL1]

She gotta pay for that surgery.

[@Jazmynjw]

are you trying to say she's going to use money from the show? 👀

[@CNJL1]

@@Jazmynjw I’m jokingly saying that’s why she didn’t back out the show.

[@dcannon0811]

😂😂😂 20:36

[@Jazmynjw]

👀😂