Married People Who Give Us Hysterical Glimpses Into Their Couple Life

[@pricaaweko6710]

The part where she "hides the keys exactly where there supposed to be "got me cracking 😂😂😂😘

[@joebrannan9712]

As I was leaving my wife of 5 years she said " I hope you live in pain and distress for the rest of your life " I answered "So you want me to stay after all "

[@a.elsagonzalez6824]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sorry to laugh but that was awesome

[@lisahumphries3898]

My dad used to always say there are three rings associated with getting married. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

[@johnstirling6597]

That stoplight one.................... Just yes.

[@europeangardenflower9812]

In my marriage it's my husband doing that. Commenting on every move I make. So annoying. I just let him drive.

[@busterhyman103]

Finally, background music that I almost do not have to mute: Getting there, keep trying.

[@leilaabouzeenni3580]

Hahaha, I have no idea what the music was, I mute it automatically!

[@fadetoblond]

Do you even need the sound on? I don't. Oh wait..I'm deaf. Nevermind. lol

[@teresayeates3437]

You lack manners and are incredibly patronising.

[@noah2418]

@@fadetoblond lol most background music sucks on videos like these. Too much like loud hip hop and not relaxing really.

[@fadetoblond]

@@noah2418 I tried to put background music on one of my videos. Someone told me it was soothing, but it was so hard for me to know and I got sick of searching for things I didn't know sounded good or not. Smooth jazz was always calming for me when I could hear totally, but since I'm 80% deaf now, music is all out of key and I just prefer volume off on computer all the time. I'm not even sure why people need music on pictures anyway. I guess it's supposed to just amp up the pictures I suppose. I can live without it no problem. I have music inside my head that I can listen to. lmao!

[@johnopalko5223]

There's a philosophical question I've been struggling to answer: If I say something and my wife's not around to hear it am I still wrong?

[@babidiva8050]

Yes. She heard you.

[@psycho4agY]

Yes

[@fadetoblond]

Depends on what you said. lol

[@johnopalko5223]

@@psycho4agY I was afraid of that...

[@lilyg5304]

LOL... just assume that's a 'yes'...🤣

[@rhannay39]

My sister and brother-in-law needed a new TV. My sister dictated under no circumstances was it to be bigger than 39 inches. The day before they went shopping Mike went into the electronics store and told them he would buy a 46" TV but they had to swear to her it was 39". For years my sister was convinced they had a 39" TV. What a freakin' legend.

[@saviom8166]

😂😂😂😂

[@MariaC.VIIIXIII]

That's GOAT.

[@StarSong936]

The day after my little brother got married, he said to me "I'm married, and I still can't get any." I said, "Welcome to married life." His wife is really a sweet lady though. After I met her, I told my brother "If you let this lady slip through your fingers, I will haunt your afterlife." The look on his face when I said that was priceless. I've never been married myself, though I have had some very bad relationships.

[@kiwia8271]

They're ALL bad, including that form of mens slavery called marriage.

[@whclcdr]

To the person that put this together you have to have been married to know all these things and more thank you for making me laugh today

[@carmeltabby]

1:45 as the "cold spouse", I can assure that yes, yes it is. My hubby didn't like my flannel sheets or my super floofy, heavy comforter or my flannel pj's, which is good because I don't need them now that I have a 6'4" space heater.

[@Strommy777]

0:08 is so spot on, then add you're driving too fast, you too close to the cars around you, watch out there is a car in the lane next to you, watch out the car in front of you is braking, turn on your windshield wipers it's raining, I'm too cold turn the heat on, I'm too hot turn the heat off, etc. etc., etc. etc. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@coling8176]

Definition of marriage : When a man chases a woman until she catches him

[@cs4849]

My husband actually told me he loves it when I say Okey dokey artichockey.

[@fadetoblond]

I'm gonna say that to mine since he's addicted to asiago/artichoke dip. *gacks* . I've never heard that until now. lol

[@cs4849]

@K Moore1 Mine sings me obscure punk songs that I don’t know.

[@fadetoblond]

@K Moore1 hahaha! That would suck. Lol

[@fadetoblond]

@@cs4849 lmao! I had to live through the days of some friends that were into the punk scene. I can only say...I'm glad they outgrew it. 😁

[@AutumnK]

1:46 I'm the cold spouse and I can confirm this is 100% true! My husband doesn't mind though, because then he gets cuddled.

[@ryuukakhadijah7766]

I have a feeling that I'll also be one 🤭

[@maryjones2222]

Before I was married I didn't know the difference in wheat, corn, barley, soybeans, or hay in a field.😂

[@rebeccareuter6854]

These are perfection 😂🤣

[@sandasturner9529]

Got a good laugh out of this vid

[@DianePeace420]

How on Earth did that person pass the road test to get their license if they didn't know what to do at a stoplight? I know back in the day Crackerjacks used to give good prizes, maybe that's how they got it. 😂☮️

[@paperkay]

Changed green? You know the other quality of light is that it ... shines... right? Even in black-and-white.

[@elizabethhestevold1340]

Hillarious 🇩🇰🇺🇸🌅🌷

[@NeilD163]

My wife improved my life massivly.............by leaving me.

[@kiwia8271]

Here's hoping it was for good.

[@therealisation5500]

Before I was married I drove up all the wrong streets

[@beharford]

Those inevitable, pre-cruise ship dance lessons are a middle-aged husband's punishment for every single bad thing he ever even vaguely thought about doing. In his whole life. Ever.

[@tboss3276]

Jesus loves you!😊❤ All so very much!

[@lizbignell7813]

The one about Tuesday and Threesday only works with an American accent!

[@SparklesClock]

Otherwise it Tuesdsay and Swallowsday.

[@Ash-sk7ip]

It just dawned on me. Everytime "it's green"

[@caroline377]

I've been married for 32 pounds 😂😂😂

[@fadetoblond]

I got married 25 lbs ago. lol

[@brianmcg321]

It took me getting married to finally learn how to put milk in the refrigerator.

[@duanehellier]

"I don't wanna talk about it until you're about to fall asleep..." ...and imma get REAL mad if you fall asleep when I'm talking.

[@fadetoblond]

Our hot water tank that was 25 years old finally rusted out, got a new one delivered on April 04th. It's been sitting beside our couch every since. That's not where it goes. Now we have romantic sponge baths in front of the stove every night until he gets motivated to put the frickin thing in. smh

[@lilyg5304]

I feel your pain 🤣 My husband does the same thing. The trick I learned years ago was that instead of nagging about it - and after having 'asked' for a few days when he'd get around to it (whatever "it'" is), I approach it like I'm going ahead and doing it myself -- example - hubby comes home and I'm pretending to move the new sink cabinet from the garage into the house to install it - "what are you doing??" Oh, I'm tired of looking at this old sink, I'm going to put try my hand at getting this one in"... That's when I get the response "I was just going to do that!" - hubby proceeds to install the new sink cabinet. It's worked every time.

[@fadetoblond]

@@lilyg5304 I told mine this past weekend to just tell me what to do and I'll do it. He can stand and guide me through the process, so he got the new flooring put it at least. I fkn hate that they have the audacity to say wives nag, when they're the ones that take forever to fix something. Well yeah twit...get it done and I wont get on your case. Duh! I'm hopeful the tank will be put in before summer is over. Smh

[@lilyg5304]

@@fadetoblond I hope so too, for your sake. lol.

[@sunderwood9321]

Truly install it yourself! There’s a u tube video for everything! It gets real interesting if you don’t disconnect or connect power and water correctly!make sure your u-tube video is match for your exact power/ plumbing/water heater!Good luck!!!

[@fadetoblond]

@@sunderwood9321 I actually used to do all this stuff on motorhomes, for 17 years. I've been disabled with a neurological disorder for the last 12 years and I honestly can't do that stuff anymore since this illness affects my motor skills and memory. My husband knows I can't do it either, so I think that's why he teases me when I say to just let me do it. He knows I cant, but he also knows how much it effects me that I can't, so it's really a waiting thing. I found making boring videos for my channel as an escape from nagging at him. Thanks though gf. Appreciate the advice. 😊

[@ourv9603]

My wife is SO bad about barking driving orders I make her drive. !

[@phlushphish793]

My ex-wife was bad like that, too. So I put a collar on her & returned her to the pound!

[@HiddenView1977]

6:31 - Truth

[@martinwalker9386]

The click bait headline made me chuckle. I served in the military 23.5 years and retired in 1995. About 34-5 years ago my wife and I were out with our children and had stopped at a traffic light, one or two cars back. Our 6 or 7 year old daughter saw the light change and said, “GO!” I dumped the clutch and realized that another car was there and stopped after maybe 4 feet of travel. There was an intense discussion for all the kids 4 and up that a “green light” only needs information to be given to enable me to make the decision to go or not.

[@carlosfuentes9574]

"did you notice anything different?" Yeah, you bout to start trippin

[@susanfarley1332]

the most romantic thing a man can do is wake you up with a cup of coffee made just the way you like it. if you want a wife to wake up absolutely furious at you, wake her up by pulling on her toes.

[@gravetiger9333]

if i got woken up just for a coffee, somebody ded XD

[@susanfarley1332]

@@gravetiger9333 too bad you see it that way. You are never going to make any woman's day with that attitude. (Or any woman's night, for that matter)

[@june.w.1288]

My husband did both 😂 However, nowadays I make myself my own coffee. He often forgot putting in sugar etc. He didn't do it the way I like it, so I said him don't bother, I can do it too. So I do it ever since. I want to feel empowered and capable and limit the dependency on the other person to minimum.

[@susanfarley1332]

@@june.w.1288 I was amazed that my guy had actually paid attention to how I fixed my coffee. I had had men that you could not depend on when you needed them. At that time I was working construction. There were men in other work crews that were intimidated by me. I guess they had seen how strong I was and thought I could beat them up or something silly like that. But a thoughtful man is a treasure. There too few around.

[@june.w.1288]

@@susanfarley1332 you are totally right. Yes, it's rare that a guy actually pays attention how you like your coffee and other things. I am happy for you that you have such a partner. I hope you are still together. I can also see that you are a strong woman, not just physically but mentally as well. I want to be like this as well. Hopefully I am already on the way towards that.

[@darkiee69]

Why did you blur the names?

[@josepherhardt164]

0:11 No one to tell me the light had changed to green. THIS. Ladies, your SO married you to have a partner, NOT another mother. THIS, FREAKIN' THIS. 0:39 GOD I HATE THIS. The serious discussion that pops up at the end of the day. What, 3 in the afternoon not good enough for you? 3:09 "Were you fired?" Well, that's a mood-killer. "No, I was hoping to catch you with your paramour." 4:38 "... she said I'm right. What the heck do I do next?" I have no clue, and in 40 years of marriage I have never been right.

[@markusgorelli5278]

Moms don't behave that way because they are moms. Moms behave that way because they are wimming.

[@carlosfuentes9574]

When your wife tries to take control by asking if you locked all the windows/doors/turned off the oven, here's what you do, of course check just because but also, get you a nice cold drink, take a pee, get 10 reps in, then go back to the car

[@francestomic2772]

Cute

[@ryuukakhadijah7766]

Hilarious

[@aleero7863]

That 2nd song reminds me of Another Round by Fat Joe and Chris Brown

[@FuryJack07]

3:21 same thing with my mum

[@carmeltabby]

6:07 sometimes it may not be. I had a bf that I used to call silly alot because he had a 2 yr old daughter who was 4 by the time we split and I didn't want to say "stupid" in front of her.

[@irishrose1970cr]

These comments 😂

[@annmc8392]

1:46 😐when I tell my husband I love him, he says no you love my heat.😄😊 2:35 love it, will try this one😎

[@americanpatriot7247]

I see the pictures and call names were smudged on every text.... to protect the not so innocent!!.....lol

[@mocheeks709]

Drove professionally for 35 years but when she's in the car I can't drive worth a damn ,why are you driving so slow ,I'm driving the speed limit, why are you driving the speed limit, because I don't want a speeding ticket...... blah blah blah blah blah

[@Traitorman.Con.14th.Sec3]

My wife stopped in fromt of every single shop window to look at dresses, blouses, shoes, hand bags….. I got my revenge when I stopped in front of a funeral service at looked at urns.

[@thefreedomchopper4027]

Weird question but why was "angered me" in brackets? I'm a little numb so thanks in advance. 😳

[@ladyraven3418]

I think the OP likely said "pissed off/pissed me off."

[@thefreedomchopper4027]

@@ladyraven3418 Makes sense. Thanks! 😃

[@thamanig9289]

Being married is the one spouse having to spend more time at the mall walking into shops we need nothing from because the other spouse is curious and wants toys. By the way my artist husband is the one that is curious hahaha.

[@francinariske9896]

I have done petty stuff like putting sand on his side of the bed.

[@wlonsdale1]

I noticed all the wife ones were digs

[@TheAdwatson]

There seem to be a lot where the wife wants total control, by fair means or foul, and I can totally relate to that! Any NZ divorce lawyers that can help me keep my house that I alone paid for?

[@anncoffman4448]

Well, with that attitude, no wonder you're getting divorced.

[@ottokiehl5413]

Good luck with that. My divorce lawyer cost me nearly $40K US, and it shouldn't have been complicated. No kids, not much money to split.

[@TheAdwatson]

@@anncoffman4448 You haven't had to suffer the constant verbal abuse I get from her, even blaming me when the TV program she wanted to watch was postponed by the TV channel to fit in a two hour special of another program.

[@jorgedelreal9905]

Can’t relate, I’m single

[@sandragray3951]

Stay that way, it saves alot of grief!🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelhodgson9095]

I only watched this vid because I was grinning at the 'erectile dysfunction ' advert next in the queue, sorry, I have a lousy sense of humour .....

[@billyhillk5726]

Everyone watch 2000 Mules please.🙏

[@PhilD22]

Men, never get married, there’s no upside.

[@jlucasound]

Ahhh....divorce, American Style.

[@leftblank131]

0:11 Get off your @#$@#$ phone then..........

[@653j521]

Childish and manipulative, gives marriage a bad name. Yug.

[@phlushphish793]

A drunk will run a red light. A stoner will stop at a stop sign & wait for the light to turn green.