Trying to Beat Hardcore Minecraft with My Idiot Friends

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[@martincitopants]

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[@brodster7042]

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[@Matthew_ksp]

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[@griffencake8072]

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[@alibenlahmar1555]

no it aint . my browser is not good i give you that but it aight

[@johnblueberries]

How's it goin' mart

[@Masuo15]

I refuse to believe, after all those attempts, none of them opted to simply lock-up Steven and leave him alone to his own insanity.

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

I think they knew he would somehow find a way to kill himself

[@litterbox019]

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 by dancing, walking, and rearranging furniture

[@ahis3233]

I thought Steven was himself

[@darksoulbg24]

Hard-core is in hard mode which means simply by running and jumping he could die from starvation

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 Jump repeatedly until he starts starving to death?

[@therealjammie2371]

Im convinced that Mart took 5 months of trying to actually beat minecraft under the conditions he laid out. Solely thanks to the immense stupidity of his friends (Steven)

[@humphreywolfe]

True, in which the name shall not be revealed (Steven)

[@madmanf1179]

The devil himself (Steven)

[@emdies-mds4957]

You're sadistic steven i loved it

[@aidanmorris5309]

The one who was supposed to destroy the trolls not join them (Steven)

[@chirs.a2274]

yes

[@7Comic7mischief7]

I know this is a largely shitpost channel, and we avoid being sincere, but this is such a well written, well edited, well produced story. I am so excited for the next part. I liked you as a fun gaming youtube channel, but this really makes me respect you as a storyteller.

[@peytoncoffey3347]

Spitting nothing but facts

[@nicupetricas9718]

Since the My Summer Car videos, this became really apparent to me

[@bloogal11]

so true

[@LeCort-yc8pr]

So many languages in the world and you decided to speak facts

[@corrstud0]

My good sir, the next part will come out in 2040, like the factorio video 💀

[@Kinichie]

Practice Run 1: Tristen killed by gravity (own stupidity) Practice Run 2: Tristen killed by gravity (own stupidity) Practice Run 3: Tristen killed by Iron Golem Practice Run 4: Tristen killed by swimming in lava (own stupidity) Practice Run 5: Mart brutally assaulted by Piglins Practice Run 6: Mart brutally assaulted by Piglins (You didn't learn the first time!?) Day 1, Attempt 1: Ben killed by Tristen (Framed Suicide) Day 1, Attempt 2: Nathan and Tobias killed by Creeper (Not mindful of surroundings) Day 1, Attempt 3: Tobias killed by Creeper Day 1, Attempt 4: Mart killed by gravity (Though it looks like Man349 murdered him) Day 1, Attempt 5: Steven killed by gravity (own stupidity) Day 1, Attempt 6: Jacky killed by gravity (own stupidity) Day 1, Attempt 7 (Staircase Attempt): Ben killed by gravity (own stupidity) Day 1, Attempt 7 (Staircase Attempt): Nathan murdered by Mart (typical shenanigans) Day 1, Attempt 7 (Staircase Attempt): Ben killed by Enderman (Wait he died twice?) Day 2, Attempt 8: Ben killed by Zombie (failed a spot check) Day 2, Attempt 9: Simon died by drowning (bring a door you imbecile) Day 2, Attempt 10: Seamus killed by an Iron Golem (helped towards demise by Steven) Day 2, Attempt 11: Sidney killed by a Zombie Day 2, Attempt 12 (Mesa Spawn): Tobias killed by Mart (Fistycuffs), Jacky killed by Cave Spider, Mart killed by Nathan (Fistycuffs) Day 2, Attempt 13: Tristen killed by Wither Skeleton (Entered the Nether alone) Day 2, Attempt 14: Steven killed by Gravity (Cast down by Nathan) Day 2, Attempt 15: Steven killed by Ben (Justfied) (Below are kills featured in the montage, sans the deaths from the "running" segments, there are 17 kills for 14 attempts here, so assumed that 3 kills share an attempt) Unknown Attempt: Steven killed by Iron Golem Unknown Attempt: Man349 murdered by Steven Unknown Attempt: Sidney fell into Desert Temple TNT trap, this also killed Mart Unknown Attempt: Sidney killed by Creeper Unknown Attempt: Ben killed by Creeper Unknown Attempt: Steven killed by Gravity Unknown Attempt: Tobias killed by Bees/Gravity Unknown Attempt: Ben killed by Zombie Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by Enderman Unknown Attempt: Ben killed by Warden Unknown Attempt: Seamus killed by Gravity Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by shrieker Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by shrieker Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by shrieker Unknown Attempt: Tobias killed by Mart (mitigated by Cave Spider poison) Unknown Attempt: Jacky killed by Cave Spider Unknown Attempt: Wereweonly1234 killed by Cave Spider Day 4, Attempt 29: Nick's Parrot killed by Lava Day 4, Attempt 29: Sidney pressed the CLEARLY OVERT BUTTON which killed Tristen (Steven gets the kill)

[@ourdream1]

You legend, having all the deaths in a list actually is much more hilarious than I thought

[@randomalt9617]

​@@ourdream1 I think the three "Mart killed by shrieker" was actually the ranged attack from the Warden, known as the Sonic Shriek.

[@ayoshijunior]

I'm incredibly late and you probably won't see this but man349 is "arlo".

[@drguineapig8755]

I love how you included Nick’s parrot in the list.

[@MGSLurmey]

Just a note that "Mitigated" means the opposite of what you're trying to say here. It should either be "assisted" or "enabled" because had Tobias not been poisoned he may have survived Mart's swing. Edit: Mitigated would be appropriate if the cave spider was somehow helping Tobias survive. If he was undead this would be the case! It means to try to prevent something from happening, or to reduce the impact or severity of an event. If Tobias were a zombie, the poison would effectively be regeneration, which would indeed mitigate the damage Mart was dealing to him. :p

[@umbreonel5730]

Everyone else: Can we please go 17 minutes without a death? Tristan and Stephen: You guys wanna see us butt-chug rubbing alcohol?

[@HondoHoss77]

With friends like those, who needs enemies…

[@AmbienNocturan]

With friends like these, who needs enemas...

[@bulletkin_etg]

With enemies like that, who needs friends…

[@voltagecomedy2719]

With who like this, friend needs enemies…

[@joelerikson4556]

With like those needs, who enemies friends?

[@luffyiscool]

RIP to attempts 14 & 29. Two almost-complete runs full of so much potential and promise, only to be cruelly cut short by trollish shenanigans.

[@jg-jg3no]

AKA Steven…….

[@ownedmaxer607]

@@jg-jg3no and tristan

[@LayeredKnot9190]

A bit too much silliness

[@thegamingman-ye2ec]

a little trolling

[@fwpOo]

yo I'm looking for a relatively popular comment, but without 2 many comments so people actually see this, I assumed he used replay mod, I'm using it, and I'm trying to figure out how to lock to a player's head while they are moving, if they look around the camera follows, kinda like f5, but from angles that are not possible with f5 u know?

[@dyingstar24]

You have to admire the massive amount of restraint martin had to exercise in order to keep himself from banning/immediately murdering Steve and Tristan after they sabotaged several runs

[@sparhawk2195]

Would of actuatly had fun and enjoyed the game but then wouldn't of had content for a video.

[@raylenn4444]

​@@sparhawk2195i disagree.

[@unsie]

to be fair, that was a suspicious ass button.

[@Rymeths]

​@@sparhawk2195*would've

[@lederp1182]

​@Rymeths would of is better than would've since would of is how it is said instead of would've. I respect you're correction though. Ain't much around for Grammer now a days.

[@auffq]

voicechat mod is genuinely the best mod, sometimes i’ll be building something and hear a faint scream from my friend running from mobs and it gets louder and louder then i just see him running for his life screaming his head off 😂

[@professorxxx4142]

Can you share some good proximity voice chat mods that work like the one in the video. Or even the one Mart used if I'm lucky lmao

[@auffq]

@@professorxxx4142 either skoice or simple voicechat

[@professorxxx4142]

@@auffq huge thanks man. Really appreciate your help

[@morganpriest7726]

A good proxy chat can really enhance the comedy (and horror) potential of any game

[@Hammerdrums]

5 months for 34 minutes of Martin is SO fucking worth it. I can quit whenever I would like, I’m not addicted, I JUST WANT ONE MORE

[@jona4919]

He has a second channel you know

[@MrLoaymohd]

CONTEEEEENNNT !! MORE CONTEEENNT !!

[@bigbird4481]

​@@jona4919 *what*

[@_JC_21]

Lamest shit I've ever read

[@SmileUponBalls]

That's what an addict would say

[@bobbacon1398]

This frog man sure knows how to make a fantastic storyline

[@chirs.a2274]

xd

[@derlowenkonig7971]

This was actually rather boring.

[@immortalfour872]

@@derlowenkonig7971 lol

[@bobbacon1398]

@@derlowenkonig7971 booooooooooo

[@sussyballs339]

​@@derlowenkonig7971 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@Jardred]

Finally, the legend has returned 🛐, I've been waiting for this wonderful moment for months...

[@tyronemarks6108]

😮😅😢🎉

[@incognitoman3656]

It is five ae em

[@lahar2412]

@r/place funny are you gonna say we got trolled or something because this is the most old internet post ever

[@chirs.a2274]

t

[@xiphactinusyt4739]

@@chirs.a2274 T.

[@tomBingoose1164]

The fact that steven wasn't kicked out of this challenge really goes to show how dedicated everybody is to good content.

[@notlark650]

On god

[@iamwoke322]

we need someone to make the intro in an anime artstyle

[@iggyharl5780]

No we fucking dont.​@@iamwoke322

[@Pendergast891]

Hes an additional difficulty modifier to the challenge

[@iamwoke322]

@@iggyharl5780 what about a *different* art style

[@burakgotkidnapped]

I expect martin to scream in shock after finding a frog

[@Devinity08]

Swear you said Martian I was so confused

[@luckyizzac]

*literally me* moment

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?" ~ Diogenes

[@m0n0x]

Take Stephen and Tristan to the hague for their heinous warcrimes 😤

[@lahar2412]

that’s too lenient. they must be subjected to the cold room torture

[@chirs.a2274]

lol

[@samisasmidgenpsycho]

Send them over. I have canoes

[@ferestrod3242]

Send then to gulag in vorkuta (before you say, yes Black OPS 1 reference)

[@pipdoesstuff3709]

Lynch them brutally.

[@miguelallenmateo1189]

Tristan: *probably has the most deaths on the earlier attempts* Me: Surely, he has to be the villain, right? Meanwhile, Steven: *ruins the best runs and/or trolls people too much*

[@MrAlloy-rc7rt]

And then they fucking *teamed up* on that really good penultimate run

[@miguelallenmateo1189]

@@MrAlloy-rc7rt Good point.

[@wesleymays1931]

Meanwhile, Ben: *walks into the TNT block and removes his armor*

[@Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90]

It's only funny for the zoomers with an attention span of 7 seconds, joke got really old really fast.

[@INTERNECION101]

@@Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90 I'm not even gonna cap. I was lowkey pissed at both of them while watching the video. Why the hell were they doing that? THEY HAD SUCH A GOOD RUN. Like wtf?

[@foxi13x]

10:07 "There he is. It's Martin." just kills me, lmao, that line was beautifully delivered

[@papermachete8071]

Hi twink

[@ox1y1gen]

Martin's multiplayer videos are surprisingly fun to watch. They're also painful to watch as his friends die in the dumbest ways possible

[@Devinity08]

And the funniest ways

[@krsmanjovanovic8607]

At this point I woupd just ban Steven

[@surpriseman]

"Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die"

[@Cogu985]

I'm unironically Stephen wasn't exiled from their friend group

[@muggingrobbery]

Martin's storytelling is so good. He made Stephen seem like the worst person ever during these attempts. (he was)

[@Ozzianman]

​@Travis Maguire the road to hell is paved with good intentions (and pranks)

[@notlark650]

​@@travismaguire1349he always meant well?? Sure didn't look like that in attempt 29

[@notlark650]

@@travismaguire1349 if he meant well, why would he consistently ruin several runs?

[@armanagahi9297]

My man remembered he ended Factorio on a cliffhanger, and decided to do it again. Then he did it AGAIN, on another series. Absolute mad lad

[@CoreStarter]

I mean Martin is never gonna finish that factorio play through, it's in space exploration a mod pack that usually takes hundreds of hours to finish, when your good at factorio, the stuff in Martin's videos about space explorationn is maybe 2% of the mod.

[@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676]

It’s not that he lest it on a cliffhanger again, it’s that the mad lad left it on the exact same cliffhanger two times

[@SirFloopy]

He did mention in his "Me" video about his origins and video making process that he makes a point of not working on multi-video projects for the same game all in one long go. That way he doesn't become known as just "a KSP channel," "a Factorio channel," etc. and has some more variety.

[@inkboi215]

@Syntex366 I bet he'll finish either this or Factorio later this year (2023 as of today)

[@CoreStarter]

@Syntex366 i call bullshit, the timelines don't match from his other videos, or were going to be getting factorio videos for the next 14 years with the pace he's going at, orrrr he brought in someone else to build the factory for him because I have played space exploration and the 2 videos we've gotten so far if they keep the pace well get like 20 more videos, getting to orbit and getting blue and red planet resources is like "congrats you're out of the space exploration tutorial"

[@duphasdan]

27:40 The crescendo nerve wracking scene here. Pure chaos in classic art form.

[@jirachisune8493]

What song is it???

[@elicoleman8631]

@@jirachisune8493winter, from the four seasons by Vivaldi

[@ryanpepper4376]

How Tristan and Steven got their hands on so much tnt without dying to creepers over and over with their quite small and squalid bases is quite the feat honestly.

[@bostongurkay]

They probably got it from desert temples

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

@@bostongurkayEven then its more of an impressive feat 😂

[@jellyman2k214]

I'm surprised how they didn't just kick Steven out of the challenge after how many times he's single-handedly ruined over 10 attempts

[@borek999]

so do tristan

[@antonikudlicki1100]

Had they just speedrunned it, the challange would suck. Minecraft is not a hard game. When the whole game becomes a prisoner's dilemma, now that's fun

[@jackshotgamer9509]

@@antonikudlicki1100 Theres really no dilemma, some people just like to do a little bit of trolling

[@antonikudlicki1100]

@@jackshotgamer9509 The dilemma being "should I focus on work and risk losing it all or should I troll before they troll me?"

[@newtybot]

@@jackshotgamer9509 thats the dilemma

[@BobbaFet123]

That ending with the portal to the skyblock map is showing the first stage of grief: denial. Dying during the fight fucked Martin up so bad he made up a story to explain how it didn’t happen.

[@BlueKenzieFanatic984]

no he landed in water but wanted to make a different side story so the video would be more interesting

[@ThatVxtra]

7:20 “I don’t know how people die in under water caving expedition, you should just bring a fricken door you imbecile.” This aged fucking amazing in only a months time

[@theconsigliere5769]

Aw yep

[@CollectingCasual]

Their controller disconnected so they couldn’t place a door in time. That’s why I only use official controllers

[@Ballchugger]

​@@CollectingCasualI reckon it was the fact that their door supply worked until it didn't. Their sub wasn't door certified to say the least.

[@sdsaddwsa3514]

They brought a gate instead of a door. What an imbecile

[@reepieces]

Is it patched?

[@joshuasmyth3115]

I laughed so hard when Ben threw off his armor and stood directly on the lit tnt, ensuring all would be taken down by his wrath.

[@smellyLoser0405]

I don't know how he did it but he made minecraft look like a completely new experience. I wasn't expecting to think that a MC video has great cinematography.

[@bigboypants1174]

He’s using shaders 👍

[@mars5train601]

​​@@bigboypants1174 that's not it. Notice the camera smoothly follows and travels? Yes he's got some kind of free camera/replay mod, but the skill and time taken to actually get each shot really pays off. You can compare it to others who just play only in first person with shaders

[@somenerd727]

@@mars5train601 it’s called replay mod. You can basically freecam any prerecorded games

[@7Comic7mischief7]

The montage of him walking sideways with all the deaths up to 29... really incredible

[@andrewgonzalez6556]

The Neebs Gaming youtube channel has a series with a similar effect. Looks really great at times!

[@gollem148]

I've only just discovered your yt channel from your "skyblock" video and I have to say, I REALLY enjoy the way of editing that you do. It's something I've never seen before. It's hard to explain in words what I enjoy about it so much but you've defs got a sub from me mate. I look forward to seeing more of your older videos, as well as new ones. :)

[@marcushartung3988]

I FOUND HIS CHANNEL THROUGH HIS SKYBLOCK VIDEO TOO LOL

[@I_play_overwatch_daily]

Swear the Skyblock video was fire I just wish that I have originally watched it in order

[@doteleven5890]

@@I_play_overwatch_daily me 2, I also found this goldmine from skyblock

[@psalmcasanes8811]

“After 29 attempts, we could finally see the light at the end of the tunnel” yes and it was another train coming:D

[@zx25_ntro72]

Bahahahah that's too good

[@maginimartini7954]

The drama, the cinematography, the comedic timing,, this guy and his editor is a genius

[@gracified16]

pretty sure he edits himself

[@latvianbeaver7235]

Yup no editor to be seen

[@zen4ever3]

WHATS THE NAME OF THE SONG AT 21:26?

[@Adam_Swaner]

@@zen4ever3 Fights by AGST

[@zen4ever3]

@@Adam_Swaner THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!

[@je2848]

17:55 when Martin said "worst of all, these guys," he missed a perfect opportunity to zoom in on his friends. God knows after all their shenanigans it would be an accurate statement.

[@TheGuardingDark_]

Im not sure how you could remain friends with Steven after all the shit he put you through and the time he wasted. Patience of a fucking saint, honestly.

[@Jimothy-723]

no, thats gulibility. to trust that guy after that is too much. if he would betray you over nothing he whould do it over something in a heart beat.

[@tonyisaknight3550]

@@Jimothy-723 It's a minecraft video stop trying to make it deep

[@left_nut_9921]

@@Jimothy-723 bro thinks minecraft it real life

[@joaomacabrodeath]

@@tonyisaknight3550 Imagine having a friend who, against all the times you asked, make you life hard for no reason in a game

[@tonyisaknight3550]

@@joaomacabrodeath I already have 1 and he's a G.

[@Basiclybones]

this was beyond well edited this was movie production budget levels of edited (in my personal opinion)

[@chirs.a2274]

yes

[@Jukantos]

Agreed. Martin may be the only meme youtuber challenging Max0r in editing skill (even though he only inserts about 25% as much insanity)

[@weirdtyrant6274]

This video is a prime example of “just because you have other people helping you that doesn’t mean the task will be easier.”

[@robert9016]

When the weakest link can break the chain, everyone has to be in top form

[@lusca999]

one cannot merely get help when your colleagues are NOT your allies

[@sparbit2845]

STEVENS NAME SAYS "GREAR" 20:02 That's why martin didn't what it on screen

[@GRamerDim]

What does that mean?

[@Peacekeepr-netrunner]

It's an inside joke for the community ​@@GRamerDim

[@astupidgentleman8123]

@@Peacekeepr-netrunneryeah, but why does that not allow him to show it?

[@Peacekeepr-netrunner]

@@astupidgentleman8123 for legal reasons

[@astupidgentleman8123]

@@Peacekeepr-netrunner Are those private or public

[@cee_ves]

Mart’s sanity : I fear no man Mart’s sanity : but that _thing_ *steven’s pranks* Mart’s sanity : it _scares_ me

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

Ben’s sanity: I ain’t talkin about that freak…he isn’t here is he? 😂

[@Ocoro_]

Tobias's sanity: One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts like behind that mask

[@Mets2015WorldSeries]

Tobias’s sanity: What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty

[@i_forgor_whar]

**insert montage of stevens trollage followed by do you believe in magic**

[@KnowledgeIncarnate]

I feel like this challenge becomes exponentially harder every person you add after the third. Edit: I take it back, anything after solo is harder if people are actively griefing the run lol.

[@DanteTorn]

I honestly don't understand how anyone can tolerate someone like that. Why would you ever play a videogame with someone who will purposefully and very maliciously try to ruin the experience for everyone else? Every single person I've ever met like this online has gotten banned from everywhere I saw them (such as mutual Discord servers) eventually.

[@duesenantrieb8272]

@@DanteTorn bc its fun... you messin around with your friends ... this was i think ok with anyone ,... bc if they all would have played seriously this would have been a 5 min vid

[@MrDeothor]

@@duesenantrieb8272 there's a difference between messing around with friends and just D-head griefing, tho

[@RoboticTrexRus]

@@MrDeothor they probably didn't care

[@ascarletllama]

@@MrDeothor also changes things when everyone goes into the game knowing they are doing it to make good, entertaining content. It has never been Martin's style to just be the best at a game, he makes it fun, and he weaves a story through the chaos. That's what keeps us coming back. Would you really have had as much fun if they speed ran everything and it worked out perfectly the first time? Nah. The video would be 10min long and nobody would be having fun, viewers included.

[@Redd72367]

28:18 Tristian, Steven, YOU GOT SHIELDS GODDAMMIT USE THEM

[@wolfwires]

27:03 to 28:27 is potentially the greatest sequence of events i've ever seen in a video, and the narration only makes it funnier

[@Nealbader82]

TOP! NOTCH!

[@valuefn_7606]

i have to agree, the four seasons winter music really sums it up

[@StevieOk-hr8yh]

​@@valuefn_7606Thanks! I've been trying to figure out the music from that scene

[@HispAnakin42]

I’m starting to think that Mart is a masochist because of the amount of torture he subjects himself to.

[@AtomicBlastPony]

I know it's a joke, but it's not by choice. It makes content. Content makes money. And he's gotta pay the bills. And a 9 to 5 is way more torturous than playing with friends, even if it's something this frustrating. So yeah, it's not that Mart is a masochist, it's that he lives in a capitalist society where entertainment makes way more money than essential labor.

[@Konsi312]

@@AtomicBlastPony if this videos pay me 1.2 mil per year, i wouldn't still do them. You must be masochist to make them.

[@abdurrehmannasir5963]

He isn't a masochist, he just likes do a lil bit of trolling......... .....to himself......

[@notlark650]

​@@Konsi312you are just a liar, I'm sorry but there's no way you pass up 1.2 mil a year just cause of this

[@Konsi312]

@@notlark650 I'm earning close to this so yes

[@lazyliu]

With friends like Steven you don't need enemies 🗿

[@vinny3410]

​@@scrappyanimations4096what?

[@emilytaylor7588]

Honestly a hard af line

[@UkraineCB]

Just for the record, this is the best video ive watched in the whole spring. I love this so much. Just friends being friends combined with good editing is insane. Its kinda like grian but more chaotic and better editing. I love this.

[@MultiJonstone]

Martin went from suffering alone to suffering with friends

[@dexketristo2349]

I guess you could say... ...He's really leveled up from experience. :>

[@manveensingh3494]

Suffering because of his "friends "

[@draketurtle4169]

@@manveensingh3494 suffering from his friends

[@9051team]

More like suffering because of friends

[@RLXxEpic]

The editing of third person in Minecraft is amazing and really makes this video special I am surprised I don’t see this more for more recent Minecraft videos in their editing 21:35

[@dwkluka511]

It's done with a really cool mod called "replay mod" it lets you do all kinds of cool things.

[@naterobinson8209]

What’s the name of that song there tho

[@Touriquette]

​@@naterobinson8209 Fights, by agst

[@RLXxEpic]

@@naterobinson8209 AGST - Fights

[@LaDouilleDe18]

How did he do that ? I have replay mod but i can’t do that kind of tracking, especially from the side

[@ethan24572]

I like how when you guys found the portal room. You left the 2 people who have ruined the runs the most amount of times alone together. I’m sure nothing could ever go wrong

[@xanschneider]

That casual bed placing in the nether made my day.

[@scalyshiponxbox6483]

I love the editing on the montage where he’s just walking in a straight line with all the chaos around him it just looks so smooth and sick

[@danielsong8307]

Steven is the kind of guy to leak government documents to win a war thunder argument.

[@sneakynova]

5 months for a 30 minute video, worth every second. Martin is like a drug. Can't get enough of this man's content. Also, what's the shader

[@jakubbronk673]

Probably some version of complementary shaders, but I could be wrong

[@Alacious]

Most likely BSL shaders. It’s what I use and it looks basically the same 😊

[@sneakynova]

@@Alacious Thanks, I appreciate the help.

[@Argaitlam]

Every time he comes out with a video I end up binging all of his videos and ruining my sleep schedule. 😅

[@danielwerfel1076]

​@@Argaitlam you see that's you're mistake... just don't sleep

[@generalmisery]

"Let's try not to die" always results in the first try ending in a team mate trying out the team damage mechanics.

[@Amer93255]

I'm jealous of the amount of friends Martin has.

[@DirectorBird]

What?

[@Kartavya64]

@@DirectorBird 12

[@picco2939]

me too😢

[@slendrio]

Touch grass

[@slendrio]

Touch grass

[@PlanesPerson]

For anyone asking, the music at 21:23 is AGST - Fights, and I think the shaderpack is Complementary - Reimagined EDIT: Mart confirmed in his QnA video on the live channel that he used Complementary shaders

[@CallsignSAVAGE]

Thanks mate, gonna add this to my workout!

[@Pfeifenkraut]

Thank you, stranger!

[@its3xtra]

You're an absolute legend and a lifesaver

[@Ari-8449]

Thanks!

[@g_op694]

what about the desert music at 32 going forwards?

[@freshlymemed5680]

This was a rollercoaster of emotions. The hilarity, the tragedy, the triumph. Truly masterful story telling.

[@fly_guy0018]

13:06 I love how he just says promising new land..

[@FukaiKokoro]

The enderman chasing him up the stairs is the funniest shit I've seen. Made me laugh so hard.

[@ba780YT]

I fell out of my chair

[@thatrandomdude7767]

this gives me the vibes of "oh god help me im mentaly insane" and when the hell are we getting more my summer car

[@strangerroll4031]

It's over dude, he ain't doing it again, but maybe when MWC comes out, unless like alot of people ask for MSC, then he may make a mod video.

[@griffencake8072]

@@strangerroll4031 those hobby ski people better watch out

[@marzXD420]

I know

[@friendlyneighborhoodrker8251]

@@strangerroll4031 is right. MSC ended and we wont get another vid on it unless msc somehow gets a sequel

[@santinodelgado281]

I still want to know what the hell Steven named himself.

[@therealav77]

Ima just say this now. Been around since early Martin. And the editing you put into this and the time. SHOWS. The day 3 part where the transitions of you walking and playing and dying with the boys to the music on beat is very well done. And the story telling and style had me into the plot. Bravo. Was missing your KZbin content and was hoping for a new video and I defiantly got it. Was worth the wait.. I know you’ll probably never see this but just know I appreciate the time you put into this video and uhhhhhh. The uhh.

[@thirsty7281]

Well said mate, fully agree. :)

[@martincitopants]

the uhhh the well.. ahahaaha yej

[@therealav77]

@@martincitopantsFrogMan Replies Funny Meme. Nice.. But I think it’s more like the UHH. The umm. The Agabashahdbrkwoxoeldpcpmqzk. Thanks

[@ST0NEVR]

​@@martincitopantswell said

[@CertifiedArab]

Alternate title: Going through the 5 stages of grief with my friends on minecraft

[@SophisticatedJai]

100% worth the wait 10/10 Would reccomend as a cure for depression

[@zdeadfalloutxx8084]

It in fact, cured my depression.

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

Still depressed but thoroughly entertained

[@7DQuillion]

"Tristan and Steven guarding the" Me: welp time for day 5

[@purplebatdragon]

Gotta say, your editing and use of world replay made this the most entertaining Minecraft content I've seen in years. Finally, something to munch on besides quirky teenage Dream banter.

[@gsp0n791]

Trueeeee

[@lusca999]

FUCK YEAH

[@aslassin]

Martin, I have come to confess that you, in the short time that I have watched your content (approximately 6 months) have never disappointed me once with your videos and also your choice of games to play. I always thought that you were a good KZbinr to play Minecraft 👍 and This proves me VERY right. I love Minecraft and I love Australian Frogs. Very Love ❤❤

[@broetchen1_]

The kid kicking the sandcastle at 29:11 killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@thedooonty123]

There are multiple channels on youtube that make minecraft challenges like these over and over again. Never have i seen a minecraft movie this full of epic and hilarious moments, drop dead gorgeous editing, and an ever entertaining narrator.

[@joshuamorris9527]

I must say I am absolutely enamored by this editing style and pacing. And the chaotic nature does W O N D E R S for my A.D.H.D.

[@forplaint_ru]

Oh, I hear you brotha!

[@OddFellowGaming]

Bro I’ve watched this video three times this week I can’t get enough of it

[@boneman9751]

People like Stephen and Tristan are the reasons I don’t play minecraft with friends.

[@massivetwat5515]

You must be fun at parties

[@davidci]

@@massivetwat5515 Now now Steven, Martin censored your username for a reason. Don't make it too obvious.

[@lennartsix6102]

Or because you dont have any

[@bluejacketergazu2447]

@@lennartsix6102 not having any seems like a win in this specific situation

[@boneman9751]

@@massivetwat5515 well if all my friends did was purposely undo hours worth of work and cause me to restart the same project 20 times because they just thought it was funny, I wouldn’t want any.

[@jackdaniel3135]

No cap, this is one of THE funniest Minecraft videos I’ve watched. You and your buds really nailed it with this one.

[@undead475]

The plot, the characters, the drama.... truly one of the youtube videos of all time

[@SamWinne]

indeed

[@cerealisasoup2439]

Martin is the one of the only youtubers who can make minecraftc interesting for me in 2023.

[@briskyjpeg1139]

Smiitys group did a good job

[@kouikilol5833]

the camera work, cinematography and narration are all top notch. Your best work yet. fuckin brilliant mate

[@raanthur3750]

16:46 and we never heard about it later.

[@zlaughter4035]

Phenomenal video Mart! And for those wondering, the shaders in use throughout the video is "Complementary Shaders"

[@LikeAMos]

legend

[@CosmicVixy]

You are an actual legend. Thank you

[@valen7142]

thanks dude you a real one

[@XILEXHD]

remember to toggle the glowing ores in the settings

[@ihrinseesall]

thank you so much

[@thericks_0865]

Nathan trying to break the portal with stone tools, getting killed in the process by a creeper sneaking up on him is such a fitting death for someone using a Charles Leclerc skin

[@goose5520]

I knew I wasn’t crazy when I saw Charles

[@calixthefishkeeper1121]

Hello fellow f1 fans

[@chadduck7805]

The legend has returned, with a gut wrenching story and a mythical level of editing

[@roo99710]

Everybody talking about steven, but tristan died the most 😂

[@SirachaHair]

I love the zoomed out shots of you guys running around doing things, even when its not sped up. It's just hypnotic

[@Slimmeyy]

Left us with a massive Factorio cliffhanger only to take half a year to LEAVE US ON ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER IN A DIFFERENT GAME

[@Ritzu128]

after 5 months the myth, the legend, the frog everyone has been waiting for has returned

[@koso0423]

dude the editing at 28:43 is so cool! probs to whoever made it!

[@birdbrain691]

Mart being the disappointed father to his numerous children is gold

[@notlark650]

After 28:12 I would've just stopped playing with Tristan and Steven all together, I'd be so fucking pissed

[@icypastasauce7240]

That makes you a total loser😂

[@kblackemperordragon]

Fucking. Same.

[@Eddiee757]

Same

[@scoshrimp1671]

Honestly

[@Kal_El15]

31:15 And of course, Steven places it.

[@FluffyEnbyneering]

I’ve watched this video over 5 times and I’m still not tired of it yet

[@jonathantreleven1823]

Can we agree that little detail on 4:24 of the text kept going even when it was during the transition is a nice touch?

[@GameristicForce]

True

[@shadetechni]

Only a frog of immense power would be able to waterfill the enderdragon's house

[@Burnerisbrowsing]

"You can't dissappear from my life and come back when it's convenient to you!" -every martincitopants subscriber

[@elfster8834]

18:36 Martincitopants: "lets go get those blaze rods" also Martincitopants: showing inventory with both blaze rods and blaze powder in it

[@alynross5052]

Martin, you truly have way more patience with people than I do. If I was the one in charge Steven would have been promptly Thanos snapped from the challenge after the second time he fucked it up so close to the finish.

[@Herobrine-vh8lv]

It seems like tristan and stephan are the ones either dying or trolling all the time and making it such a struggle

[@mathieuerhard6174]

I watched the video with a friend that is also a Martincitopants fan, and oh boy... This was incredible, and I can't get enough of those fail moments with classical music. The End portal one gets me every god damn time. One of the best Minecraft (and general after all) video I've ever seen :)

[@ahmedhaikel50]

what is the name of the classical music on the faliure of day 4

[@zen4ever3]

WHATS THE NAME OF THE SONG AT 21:26?

[@emredeniz1016]

@@ahmedhaikel50 did you find it

[@JustRandomNetDude]

@@zen4ever3 AGST - Fights (answer from @TOMCATS)

[@JustRandomNetDude]

@@ahmedhaikel50 Antonio Vivaldi - The Four Seasons No. 4 - The Winter

[@Rachel98246]

I have to assume that Stephen’s username is blurred out so people watching this can’t find him and harass/kill him.

[@thehighspeedchicken]

27:31 is the best part of any youtube video i have ever seen

[@HapyXD]

Do you know the name of the song played then

[@thehighspeedchicken]

@@HapyXD Vivaldi - The Four Seasons - Winter

[@HapyXD]

@@thehighspeedchicken Omfg thanks so much bro

[@kurushimee]

@@thehighspeedchicken jesus christ thank you I've been scrolling comments for 10 minutes straight to find this

[@Headbringer]

Let’s all just ignore the ender dragon flying around in the background at 21:52

[@HarlemAnatidae]

True

[@N0va-555]

I was looking for this comment

[@quietsamurai1998]

Yeah what was that?

[@arakatsu3090]

everyone else: trying to survive and beat the ender dragon stephen: i'm feeling devious, how about a little trolling

[@nysreme7]

this videos a year old today‼️🗣️

[@Zamandu]

This is the kind of self-sabotage only someone who gets paid to play could endure

[@brianrussell2441]

The way you described how you got lost is actually pretty accurate to mines and cave spelunking, due to how some times the formation on the geometry of the caves sound can become muted.

[@lorddeer8631]

This channel has just become a case study in suffering at this point

[@skywardsaint1253]

Stereotypical comment is steretypical but The music at 21:22. I have been searching for over eight months to no avail. Please, god, end my search, give me what I yearn for.

[@biotech500gtr]

AGST - Fights