Star Wars Kinect Soundtrack - Empire Today

[@horricule451]

I like how the most ridiculous part of this game actually wound up being it's main redeeming quality

[@ZeroFighter]

I play an Imperial Officer in a Star Wars tabletop game. This song is propaganda used to recruit people for the Empire, and was key to making my character sign up for service.

[@caav56]

I hope you've included Stormtroopers dancing in the night club as something, that they do during their day off.

[@ZeroFighter]

@@caav56 It's just backstory fluff. Occasionally, it gets played as propaganda, and it offers a boost die to anyone who is a fan, and a setback die to Rebels. I'm the only player-character who gets a boost die from it.

[@caav56]

@@ZeroFighter Cool. Are there any other songs from this game in the universe you use for this tabletop? Because "Naturally" will go wonderful with Jedi practices.

[@ZeroFighter]

@@caav56 Unfortunately, I actually don't know the game's soundtrack. The Kinect always creeped me out, so I never picked it up. The only songs I know are this and Han Solo.

[@caav56]

@@ZeroFighter Here's the full playlist of the Galactic Dance Off songs - kzbin.info/aero/PLe3jBFMkBDJzfl1mdv_JAAI1VX6jbR7wX . They're pretty awesome, as you already know, so, I recommend you listen to them - trust me, you won't regret this.

[@RescoeZ]

"Continue with the operation, you may party when ready."

[@georgethefriend29]

*"WHAT?!"*

[@ellishughes3050]

@@georgethefriend29 "You're far too much of a party-pooper. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective dance party. But don't worry - we will dance off against your rebel friends soon enough."

[@akindatallmidget6508]

The singer is actually really good tho unironically

[@Randarrradara]

Bro, the singer went off

[@laughingsnake1989]

*urge to join empire rising*

[@vanguardRailgun924]

C96 mauser *see’s numbers of likes* *laughs in Sith Lord*

[@kimkirsch-blasius4501]

😂

[@verniermoon6218]

So totally going to blast this while playing Battlefront

[@commandocommander4041]

I'm stealing that idea :P gonna blast it through a mic while I kill Rebel Scum XD

[@nexus7373]

Way ahead of you guys, go as Vader, Emperor, or Iden Versio

[@shoretrooper74]

way way ahead of you guys going to blast it as a death trooper

[@CriminalGamingHimself]

All the Rebel scum gangster 'till this starts playing in the distance

[@erikthomsen4768]

One of many I see.

[@nickpeschel3557]

Sent this to my friend who has an amazing Palpatine voice, he hasn't stopped listening it to yet. It's been 3 days.

[@captainrexofthe501st9]

Nicholas Peschel your friend Is Palpatine

[@thelewismoralez]

3 days? Shocking.

[@Zenoferrum]

Is he still going?

[@jerry4040]

Did he stop?

[@alexander_strachan]

Theory has is that your friend is still listening to it.

[@ChrisCabVA]

This is the single greatest thing Star Wars has ever produced.

[@ikmal017]

better than Rey trilogy

[@strawberryking13rushton16]

Empire: join us Me: nah Empire: plays this Me: I'M IN

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Welcome to the Stormtrooper Corps, friend! First, find those GODFORSAKEN DROIDS we are looking for! pretty please.

[@arizonaranger6024]

Time to kill the younglings

[@Butter_Warrior99]

Hell yeah, EMPIRE TODAY!

[@loyalimperial]

It's Great To Be In The Empire Today

[@vullord666]

Vader wasn’t lying when he said the empire is pretty chill

[@Webshooters1]

You know what? I'm not even mad. This song was genuinely one of the few silver linings of this shit-tastic game because it felt like the developers were having fun with this one. Plus hearing Chad Vader is always a bonus.

[@SuperSpindasher1991]

Goku Black the lyrics for these songs cleverly written lol

[@coryfice1881]

It's not jarring

[@metagross9092]

Ultra Instinct Goku Black Feel like the entire Dance soundtrack was a load of fun to make

[@anwara2796]

young man i'm your new NCO

[@blaster.m1943]

They put all the effort into the songs rather in the game

[@Richterdgf]

I was NOT expecting this to be a YMCA parody, and what a pleasant, hilarious surprise that was!

[@ct2731]

No sir, YMCA is an “Empire today” parody.

[@Nobody_In_Particular]

In other words *a suprise to be sure, but a welcomed one*

[@jm0364]

You have no idea how long I've waited to find a version without the game sounds. Bless you....Bless you kind uploader. XD

[@MaveusMarr]

jm0364 Thank you! If you want the other tracks make sure to check the link for more in the description.

[@koharumi1]

​@@MaveusMarrdisappointed that the subtitles haven't been uploaded to the video.

[@fellowlarpe97mkii43]

Empire grooves back

[@vanguardRailgun924]

Empire’s new groove

[@sinnombreg7045]

@@vanguardRailgun924 xddd

[@thomask4538]

Gosh this is much better than my old job selling death sticks. Thank you random guy with white clook making me reconsider my life

[@larrypoppins6273]

Sleazebaggano?

[@SnowtrooperTW-5102]

Selling Death Sticks is an illegal business! Lucky for you that you haven't been arrested before...

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Good thing you reconsidered your life choices!

[@N_Masko]

Born made me a person, the puberty made me a man... And this song made me a stormtrooper

[@commanderbeepo8066]

Death to the rebels!

[@SnowtrooperTW-5102]

Your presence is important to us! Come, and be part of the great Galactic Empire!

[@501ststormtrooper9]

@@SnowtrooperTW-5102 For the Empire!

[@frost4794]

Ok, y'all gotta admit: *Y'all gangsta 'til Boba Fett shows his dancing skills.*

[@jetwolf8406]

Billy: "mommy look they're singing about the empire" Mom: "don't listen to them billy, I don't want you influence..... BILLY NO!!" Billy: "it's too late mother, it's great to be in the empire today."

[@GekkTheGreat]

This song is the reason i joined the Empire

[@EccentricGentelman]

I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out and got down with the groove.

[@TheCrabKing099]

this never gets old

[@Girard1020]

Boba Fett I concur my favorite Bounty Hunter. And that I wish for him to join the Light Side. And fight against the Dark Side.

[@Randarrradara]

true

[@goyitoa2332]

I dont care what other people say, the songs in this game are so good, thank you my friend for the songs with no game sound, I´ve been looking foward to this

[@chibilawl]

oh my fucking god you need to get the other tracks ripped too

[@chibilawl]

never mind, its in the soundcloud link

[@matthewyong29]

ymca is star wars kinarct dance for empire day. today have a blast 💥

[@deanprowell7947]

Stuck in a dead end job? Angry that your Commander is the Color Blue? Are you confused by your squad leader's mushroom-shaped head? If so, I have a solution. It's called, THE EMPIRE!

[@fellowlarpe97mkii43]

Ah fellow animal man like myself

[@fellowlarpe97mkii43]

Do you also feel the urge to purge rebel scum

[@CriminalGamingHimself]

Real nice and all but do you use the one true gat

[@karltondepresle]

I love star wars

[@RYUZAKILL117]

Imagine being in a backwater planet, starving to death due to the last war, and then an imperial drop ship lands on the nearest spaceport playing this banger, no wonder they didn’t have personnel shortages in the early days

[@takuapilot1190]

Since star wars is disney this is what i call a Disney villain song

[@metagross9092]

Takuapilot361 With the song Naturally going to the Jedi/Heroes

[@caav56]

But where does the "I'm Han Solo" go? Just an "I am..." song?

[@takuapilot1190]

caav56 hmm where does the han solo song go solo a star wars movie

[@caav56]

+Takuapilot261! I was talking about this one - kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpawgXSvqbFjh7M

[@takuapilot1190]

caav56 ik that

[@LucarioBranco]

If I was in the Empire I would play this song in the middle of the battle to boost the morality in the battle. Also, there was this time when i went to a friends party, it was her 15's party and i've throw these dance moves in the middle of the dance floor, I was on fire... man... the memories

[@prisaodasbolhas]

The singer didn't have to go this hard, but I'm soo glad he did

[@orange_turtle3412]

Ive said it before and I’ll say it again. The star wars franchise peaked with this game.

[@undeadmakeoutclub5040]

800-588-2300 Empire Today!

[@mrpizza_5139]

**boomp**

[@hivvvaal2607]

Nice

[@joethecrow9092]

Surely call that number and play this

[@Zenoferrum]

If I told people 8 years ago that this would be the theme song of the empire's biggest and deadliest star destroyer-head of the video gaming division's Grand Admiral they'd call me a madman.

[@youraveragediscordmod9911]

ahnald a mad man

[@loyalimperial]

You are not a madman you are a cultured man

[@gertvandenberghe5914]

The defintion of "yo dudes, the Empire is pretty chill, maybe you could like join it or something"

[@caderen5624]

This is basically "Yo dudes, the Empire is pretty chill, maybe you can like join it or something" the song

[@randomsoviet8529]

It almost scares me that they took so much time making these songs so good.

[@user-kj1nc6ed4i]

“Pal, you’re the fourth one tonight and it’s a slow night.”

[@GRex3385]

Vader was right, the Empire is pretty chill. Think I´ll join it or something.

[@chummyweevil3948]

yeah

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Good choice!

[@ImploiteDumpling]

Play this at my funeral

[@mega-bustershepard5537]

Heard this is all the rage on Lothal!

[@metagross9092]

Mega-Buster Shepard Its also a good propaganda song

[@myspot8579]

New Bucket list goal: Play this song in the Star wars section of Disney World and see how many Storm Troopers dance along.

[@TheGamingSyndrom]

just got accepted into the 501 Legion cosplaying group, been blasting this for a few days now

[@Gloss613]

Do you think this was what Han was listening when he enlisted in the empire in Solo?

[@templarheadless2827]

I like it with the in-game sounds you make when you make a move right

[@TheGamingKiller242]

"Sure they're useless, when Jedi are around. But hey! That's when Vader, throws down!" Makes you realize how morale boosting getting Vader as support must be for the troopers. Maybe not as much for the officers.

[@petermanfox2535]

0:49 *I hear this for the first time* NO FU*$&%G WAY.

[@BoomerZoomer69]

SORRY SIR BUT NO SWEARING IN MY CRISTIAN SERVER!

[@ethanholmes2701]

@@BoomerZoomer69 he meant fussing sir your Christian server is safe

[@scicro2143]

I hate how this is unironically good.

[@private151]

The Empire Strikes Back

[@Max-rr6jl]

The reason why I always play for the empire in battlefront 2

[@Hammer693]

You may dance when ready.

[@jakejohnson718]

I'm going to go on EA star wars battlefront 2 with my mic on playing this song while trying to stay in the original trilogy maps, JUST TRY TO STOP ME

[@501ststormtrooper9]

We won’t stop you. We’ll join you.

[@oshaybates5898]

This should be on the lore story on just dance 2025 edition

[@gamerguy425]

"you can hang out with all the droids" LMFAO!!! That's a sad downgrade from "hanging with all the boys" to patroling the desert with a gonk droid.

[@激アツ冷麺]

I love the part where Lord Vader sings along.

[@christopherjustice6411]

Is this what the Empire used to brainwash Crosshair?

[@PadawanBarrissOffee]

I approve...

[@Girard1020]

Barriss Offee Barriss, why, did you frame Ashoka Tano? She saved your life from the Geonosian Brain Parasites and also saved your Master’s Life from Ventress. Though she survived the Galactic Civil War against the Empire my forgiveness will not be given unless you give me a good explanation why you did.

[@bep935]

Joseph Barnes Just a prank man.

[@501ststormtrooper9]

@@Girard1020 Had to attempt to save her from Order 66 somehow.

[@Jammy_Boi_]

2:56 “that you might be afraid but that’s y you’ve got lots thermal grenades shit there use less”

[@Katie-gp4nm]

More accurate lyrics: [Verse 1] Young man, there’s no need to feel down, I said Young man, pick yourself off the ground, I said Young man, 'cause you’re in a new town, There’s no need to be unhappy Young man, I’m your new NCO, I said Young man, let’s get ready to go, It’s conscription, but I’m sure you will find Many ways to have a good time [Chorus] It’s great to be in the Empire today, It’s great to be in the Empire today-ay We’ve got everything, that you need to enjoy, You can hang out with all the droids It’s great to be in the Empire today, It’s great to be in the Empire today-ay You can get yourself clean, You can have a good meal, You can do whatever you feel [Verse 2] Young man, are you listening to me? I said Young man, where do you want to be? I said Young man, here or on Tatooine? But you’ve got to know this one thing, Vader, can’t do it by himself, And he’s second, to the Emperor himself, So we need you, in the Empire today, I’m sure we can help you this way [Chorus] It’s great to be in the Empire today, It’s great to be in the Empire today-ay We’ve got everything, that you need to enjoy, You can hang out with all the droids It’s great to be in the Empire today, It’s great to be in the Empire today-ay You can get yourself clean, You can have a good meal, You can do whatever you feel [Verse 3] Young man, I was once in your boots, I said I was, in with the new recruits, I thought I was, fighting for the Jedi, And I’m here to say that’s no lie I know that you might be afraid, that’s why You’ve got, lots of thermal grenades, sure they’re Useless when Jedi are around, but hey That’s when Vader throws down [Chorus] It’s great to be in the Empire today, It’s great to be in the Empire today-ay We’ve got everything, that you need to enjoy, You can hang out with all the droids Empire today, It’s great to be in the Empire today-ay, Young man, young man, there’s no need to feel down, Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground Empire today, It’s great to be in the Empire today-ay, Young man, young man, there’s no need to feel down, Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground EMPIRE!

[@VeNate13]

I feel like it was a real missed opportunity that this song is about the empire & not about clones in the 501st.

[@KerbalHub]

This is the last thing that Luke Skywalker heard

[@shrektheogre4349]

I don’t care what anyone says, this song and this game are amazing.

[@tonser0404]

Well I’m convinced

[@TheKiryuverse]

"with those moves you remind me a bit of....me!" - Boba Fett

[@corruptedakari]

Always begged my cousin to dance to it, always tried my best to get 5* on it. My favorite song of all from the game ❤

[@tristanhartup4936]

Best Imperial propaganda ever!

[@Doodle1678]

“Yo dudes the empires pretty cool!”

[@MoistCrumpet]

Who knew Boba Fett had such a killer voice!

[@Girard1020]

3:06 Take it away, Darth Vader.

[@silverworksstudios2631]

You can hang out with aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the *droids*

[@glitch3141]

Disney Star Wars needs a musical with this.

[@maddiestalker1688]

This playlist is getting me through the lockdown

[@TheRealLegoDocOck]

Was it COVID right?

[@Ayahuasca98]

Soul

[@modelsnstuffreveiws6628]

Aaaayyy who wants to practice this for being drafted into the space force!

[@deadaccount5238]

My friend: boy! it must be a gloomy every day when you serving for the galactic empire as the stormtrooper right?? Me:

[@strangersmirnoff9419]

*I SAID YOUNG MAN*

[@ThreeEyedPea]

800-588-2300 EMPIRE TODAY! wait...

[@Chase-ds5qw]

I thought it was the commercial empire today

[@Noble0563]

The stormtroopers on the death star learned it wasn't great to be in the empire that day...

[@papalocomotion]

No, I'm not letting a bunch of dancing guys from space try to sell carpets to me.

[@Webber-sr3xk]

This song conviced me to join the Empire

[@SuIvara]

i love this song, unironically

[@alexisalicea7400]

lets join the empire.

[@BrianMarrino236]

Best of Star Wars in the most cosmic sorta way ever

[@makaylareitman1232]

The game may be shit but I’ll always have as much fun as I can when dancing to this song

[@joshsavage007]

Imagine some Stormtrooper pitching this song idea to the Emperor... ...and he actually approves it, or gets his ass blasted by Force lightning.

[@ruintheday13]

Maybe both. XD

[@corporaliron6820]

For the emperor!

[@JacobTheCroc]

They need to make a sequel for this Kinect game.

[@joshuaforbes3038]

smashing song my favourite

[@thedentist7096]

My favorite song for battlefront 2 empire co-op

[@LooneyBin17]

How to seduce me to the dark side lol

[@KerbalHub]

44 Rebels disliked

[@joshuastarkloff9602]

I hate this game with a burning passion. But this is fucking gold!!!!!!

[@mattgerrish908]

Joshua Starkloff I absolutely loved playing as a rancor, but my room doesn't have enough space to play Kinect effectively. Plus it stressed me out beyond belief when I couldn't do the dances right.

[@dodoguy]

yo dudes the empire is so chill maybe you could like.. join it or something- Darth based

[@hey_doki]

Thanks, dude!

[@mrpizza_5139]

800 588 2300, Empire! Today **B O O M P**

[@Teamneoplasmaghetsis]

This is better than the original and much more mood lifting.

[@Slayer-Wulf]

Empire: Join us Me: Nah Empire: Plays this Me: You son of a bitch I'm in

[@Edgeyboy]

Listening tk this waiting for classic battlefront collection

[@Edgeyboy]

Nevermind

[@Fmac117]

Ngl empire sounding pretty good rn

[@capitalistbob69]

Now this is epic

[@regularbricksstudios1109]

Spotify please!!