Mass Effect 2: Suicide Mission: Everyone Dies, aka Shepard is Incompetent

I decided on a more comical approach than my other Mass Effect video, hope you'll enjoy.
You know you want this face, it can be found below
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[@TheRosswise]

One of my friends had to be the first one to beat this game when it came out. So he rushed through the game without upgrading or doing anything extra. He then told me about how everybody died and he was all upset. What a moron. He was the original incompetent Shepard in my area.

[@skyhawkslcb18]

i never understood why people rush these types of games like if you like the game why do you not want to play more of it

[@ItsMeAsena]

If there's one thing I learnt from choice based adventure games is to never rush or speedrun until you know everything about it.

[@AlbionLegend]

"You are a valuable asset. To all of humanity." Whoever this Shepard is romancing may beg to differ.

[@bugworrall]

This was wonderful, and exactly what I needed to see. There needs to, someday, be a full ME1-ME3 trilogy run with Incompetent Shepard. Goals of the LP: - Maximize character deaths. - Maximize background deaths. - Maximize terrible tactical decisions. - Story must conclude with the destruction of the galaxy. - All actions must have dumb logic attached to them. It's just... something like this needs to be done. I can't believe this was only posted two weeks ago. EDIT: Oh right, another one. - Shepard must interrupt everybody with mostly dickish responses, mixed with Paragon, to make it look like he's at least trying to do the right thing. Only in a hilariously terrible way.

[@Cstyle12]

Right? I've been considering doing it before Andromeda releases

[@YoungMrBlue]

Plus memes including the council being hung up reference

[@YoungMrBlue]

6:25 lol council reference

[@zeghydios9392]

first time playing two I lost the crew, Garrus, Mordin, Legion, I think Jack and also Jacob...i was so devastated not knowing people would die i was like WTF i thought the game was joking about a suicide mission! *evil laughter in background*

[@omfogg]

omg looking at that na*i shepard's face through entire game just to mess it up finally... you're a real hero!

[@GarthTheWereWolf]

Well what did they expect to happen sending a Ginger Shepard to do the job. Geez!

[@MikesterMF]

Worst part is you left Tali to die with Miranda of all people. At least leave her with Garrus so she dies next to a friend, instead of a cerberus cheerleader

[@Johnny-ny3ko]

Cerberus bosht'et

[@creativename1235]

Lmao. Mordin gets shot but a little slap on the shoulder and he's okay.

[@YoungMrBlue]

7:24 poor Tali (also why does garrus always die at the end and no one barely notices!?)

[@Dark_Voice]

Your version of the shield failure is so stupid - why Samara didnt defend herself with the shield we know she can do? She was like "whelp, the player is an idiot so I will die just to prove it".

[@roguerow745]

Mordin, without gained loyalty, surviving the crossfire impact? Unexpected. Its normal difficulty apparently; on highest levels - Mordin, Thane and Tali - mostly die anyway. Usually, if i dont grab they in the final battle, or do not sent one of them away, on the Normandy, with the rest of the surviving crew, they dies in my walkthrough every goddamn times, and i literally nothing cant do with that.

[@hanfordchief]

Dude I just beat it on hard-core using Miranda and thane as my squad and Jacob as 2nd squad leader and everyone survived. Maybe you didn't do loyalty missions or assigned the wrong people to the wrong tasks.

[@roguerow745]

@@hanfordchief all loyalty missions have been completed/absolutely all upgrades are done/right guys and girls assigned as specialists. So i told: if i dont sent away weakest (Thane, Tali, Mordin) or dont take them with me = they 50% chance to die in second team. At least one of them always dies, but I only find out about it in the final video with the coffins.. That's what I was trying to say. Maybe its just my game version do.

[@voltus20]

@@roguerow745 If you have all loyalty missions done, send the same specialist for the two 2nd team encounter; Garrus for the door encounter and for the team's final stand, for example. Choosing a different specialist for each of those encounters seems to trigger chance% for a teammate to die.

[@roguerow745]

@@voltus20 I found out what the problem was: if on first stage i choose anyone but Tali (Legion or Katsumi) for tech-specialist - later someone weakest (Thane, Mordin or Tali herself) will die in the second team my hold-the-line-forces, no matter what. So, i just always sent her, sent Mordin away with surviving part of the crew, and take Thane to the last battle. No choice, and no diversity. Just another routine suicide mission.

[@arjunnath6251]

I always send Kasumi to vent. Jacob as the 1st distraction team leader. Garrus for 2nd distraction team leader. Jack for biotic field. And finally Miranda and Samara for final battle. No one died, hardcore difficulty. Done multiple times and confirmed. Yes Mordin should be sent right away with crew. I think in the last stand I left all 3 of the heavy hitters Garrus, Grunt, Zaeed, to hold off the collectors, so Tali never died. I also had all the upgrades researched, like literally all of them. Squad weapon damage bonus for different weapons, squadmate specific upgrades etc.

[@michaelhunt2222]

Hi from nixxiom's stream

[@Cstyle12]

Hello :)

[@YoungMrBlue]

Hi........ uhhhh this ain't where I'm supposed to be is it........uh...I'll...i'll just go

[@michaelhunt2222]

I don’t remember writing this comment it was so long ago

[@beakedmonk3981]

*D O Y O U R J O B S*