Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC: I Love You, Grunt

This scene perfectly depicts why everyone loves Grunt.

[@roadhouse6999]

Grunt and Legion are basically Shepard's kids.

[@digitalmonster6049]

roadhouse699 Cannot unsee

[@Geekezf]

Grunt, the weird lovable adopted Kid, and Legion, the geeky lovable adopted one.

[@Geekezf]

Not really, one is a geek weirdo. The other is just a weirdo !

[@pluto3194]

And there are also a bunch of blue kids. At least in my game there are. 😏

[@roadhouse6999]

There are also blue kids in one of my games. There are alliance military brats in another, kids with a weird australian+north american accent in another, purple kids with FUBAR'd amino acids in another, and really, really fucked up half-mammal half-bird kids in another, who's entire biochemistry was also screwed over.

[@MrLuna098]

C-sec officer: you're going to be in lock up for a long time Krogan-with that stunt you pulled. Grunt: sorry? Can you say that again? I'm too busy calling my dad who is the first human spectre ever to bust me out of this mess.

[@MrItsaplane]

"My dad" Oh god....I've never thought about it before but....Shepard basically has a krogan son....dear god.

[@Theosis10]

EDI also says something along the lines of "Cerberus created me, jeff freed me, but I am truly alive because of you." So Shepard also has a fully actualized AI daughter as well.

[@bmyles9567]

grunt ,legion and edi are shepard kids

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Add some pissed-off foster daughters in Miranda and Jack, a zany foster uncle with a dark secret in Mordin, a creepy, domineering sister in Liara, an awesome older brother in Garrus, a less awesome older brother in James, a business-minded religious aunt in Samara, and a spunky sister with tech know-how in Tali, and you have one big happy (weird) family. Which you can have sex with. I'm sorry, I just creeped myself out.

[@SpartanSniper3]

Friday on ABC Family...The Shepards!

[@feeblecursedone2540]

That Salarian didn't give a fuck about the screaming guy falling out of his hospital. Give that man a promotion!

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

+Feeble Cursed One He has to be an apprentice of dr. Solus!

[@Jurassic0Al]

+Rafael Teles Krogan patients restless. Don't like bed rest. Even if they need it. Prone to jumping out windows. *inhales* Problematic. Should increase bill for Krogan patients to cover cost of broken windows.

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

Jurassic0Al Solus is more dry than sand, I love him so much! Also, he fucked Aria. He is a legend.

[@YuzaruKisekiKokoro]

More then a legend (Has Female Shepard adopt Salarian with Garrus) Garrus: Okay so besides having us adopt a Krogan (Aka Grunt) we now have a Salarian F!Shepard: Yep, and since he doesn't have a name I'm naming after the greatest bada$$'s of the galaxy, Solus Anderson T'soni Legion Archangel Shepard Vakarian the first! Garrus:.... Remind me to not never name the Varen pup

[@creap32]

+Rafael Teles give this man a medal for posting this shit btw I read it in salarian tone

[@zoharborage6609]

They grow up so fast don't they?

[@BillyDrakePianoMan]

I aged him maturity wise as a 14-16 year old in ME2. In ME3 he is more like a college freshman in a frat, basically, not much of a difference.

[@Slemoster]

Billy Drake Yup. The mind of a youngling in the body of "The destroyer of worlds" essentially. Makes an interesting combo when watching the vid =3

[@swadams2]

Billy Drake Frat boy + superhuman strength and resilience = Grunt.

[@BillyDrakePianoMan]

Nutbar Mcloony Turn down for what!

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

Ah I don’t know. Until the very end I kept calling him "my baby Krogan" XD

[@TwitchtheOvertaker]

this has got to be the best conversation in any of the mass effect games

[@ConorChaos]

TwitchtheOvertaker Garus and Ramirez gloating and trying to out-do each other on the Normandy is pretty funny too but I agree that this is the funniest. :P

[@seregor3247]

+ConorChaos Or Garrus joining Joker in a joke war :D

[@ConorChaos]

***** Who's Ramirez, then..? O_O

[@markusjames]

I think Ramirez is the military's lackey. They're always yelling at him to do shit for them that seems impossible for one man to do.

[@neomatrix6749]

TwitchtheOvertaker you got that right maan!;) i love grunt maan!;) the stuff he says and the way he laugh jajaj!;) awsome!;)

[@Spudtron98]

I love how Shepard doesn’t notice the inferno ten metres away until it’s specifically pointed out to him.

[@Lunardivider24]

It's Shepard. Fire,explosions, and gunshots are just background noise at this point to him

[@TheMMObro]

Lunardivider24 lmao truth

[@ryancarter2959]

Lunardivider24 yeah once you've been blown up like twice nothing phases you 😂

[@empruitt88]

Probably happy he did not cause it this time himself.

[@tempest6840]

I wish every movie did this every time, always funny

[@Nyghtking]

With stunts like these Grunt has to be making Wrex proud.

[@masterblaster7953]

C-Sec: Here is your bill *Shepard reads it* Shepard: "1,000,000,000 credits due to inflation and taxes......good thing my clone died so i can file for life insurance. I was worth 2 Billion credits!

[@gordonkroman1211]

+Sora: King of Hearts. lol a good one but i think that flying Car worths more then that...and that hospital window...and that satue...and the envoriment....and everything else...

[@masterblaster7953]

Gordon Kroman haha true lol *Shepard gets a new bill* Shepard: For the destruction of the flying car, and the hospital window it now an extra 200,000,000 million credits. We are also afraid you did not file for income tax last year, nor pay any of your medical bills for over the last 3 years. Thus we are afraid to say your Medical Insurance does not cover your cost due to you already being dead more than once. ....... Shepard: Sometimes i wish i could have stayed dead.

[@gordonkroman1211]

Sora: King of Hearts. a new reason to hate cerberus again!

[@ebiljebus]

+Sora: King of Hearts. "an extra 200,000,000 million credits." Two hundred million million credits? DAMN.

[@camramaster]

+Sora: King of Hearts. If only for the taxes.

[@wager0113]

I pissed myself when Grunt fell out of window

[@VladtheInhaler]

dominic garcia So did I

[@mizuzu21]

Urdnot Grunt didnt realize krogans were this... crazy

[@VladtheInhaler]

Cause I'm just a teenage tank bred krogan, baby

[@mizuzu21]

baby? better watch your ass krogan.

[@VladtheInhaler]

Clan Urdnot watches my Ass.

[@SuperLumipallo]

They say that the Garrus is ME bromance character.. I disagree.. You can't find more funnier, honest and straight-forward characters in whole trilogy then Grunt and Wrex! Not to mention they don't "fail" as much in combat as other characters. *Tali and Wrex in elevator* Wrex: "You quarians messed up the whole galaxy when you let the geth break free. Do your people ever talk about it?" Tali: "Do the krogan talk about foolish war that resulted in the turians to sterilizing your people?" Wrex: "All the time."

[@camramaster]

+SuperLumipallo Krogans are... Refreshingly honest. Also, hilarious.

[@GamerNerdess]

I have Garrus all the time and he does completely fine by himself. I don't have to constantly medigel him like I would have to with others like Miranda and Jacob. As soon as I had enough characters, I never used them again. They were weak. Tali is weak too, but I adore her cute character.

[@hulmad]

tali is weak tea in 2 and 3 ya but she and garrus are the best in me1 because you can hack all the containers and get the best gear. game plays itself when you have boss armor and weapons

[@SuperLumipallo]

hulmad Depends a lot what class you play.. technical stuff is no problem with a infiltrator so you can invest a lot more in muscle.. but overall I agree with you.

[@GamerNerdess]

hulmad I use Garrus and Kaiden for that.

[@TOASTEngineer]

Everyone knows C-Sec can't catch you if you're on fire.

[@TOASTEngineer]

Yesss, finally someone got it.

[@Mustard0981]

I don't. lel.

[@maxpinto4934]

"Right, Sorry" That line was delivered just so perfectly!

[@arsonistonfire7785]

nostalgia

[@kaiserumbra4978]

"They lowered me down on a rope" im pretty sure is Krogan for Grunt loosely holding a rope in one hand as another member of Arlak Company lovingly drop kicks him out a window.

[@nicholasskeans3301]

I remember when I first saw this cutscene, I was on the floor laughing. This is the best DLC I've ever played

[@littleraven89]

agreed. so well done. its like fan service central. gives you a chance to interact with these characters outside of their normal roles. had a blast playing this lol

[@nrnsclark94]

Same here i was dying when grunt fell out of the window then nearly actually died when he said "i figured they didn't want it anymore so I took it"

[@miah-y5s]

I was too! Just saw it on Mass Effect Legendary Edition 😂

[@helenrobinson5908]

Can someone tell me where in the citadel DLC this happens. Same goes for Jack and her pet. I don't know if I missed them in the first playthrough.

[@spencergroce2022]

I laughed the first time and when the legendary edition came out last year, i died on the floor even more last year

[@Enkidone]

Grunt....just...literally described a Noodle Incident...

[@pablotomasllodra4423]

baconsarnies2 with spicy noodles included...

[@rinraiden]

Just imagine if Grunt and Oghren went out drinking together. By the Goddess...or Maker :P

[@JamaicanCastle]

rinraiden Throw in Canderous and the Black Whirlwind and you could burn down any three red light districts you care to name.

[@adambaker2232]

rinraiden Oh god... noone would survive that.

[@rvw85]

rinraiden SOMEONE MAKE THIS A THING!

[@Miloshmkd]

Grunt and Oghren are voiced by the same guy xD

[@omnipotiscience7251]

rinraiden BAR FIGHT!

[@DWolf2k2]

Why won't someone just flippin put Grunt's laugh on Loop? It's the PERFECT Laugh.

[@GamerNerdess]

I agree so much.

[@timothy__tt]

Just look up Seth Rogen's laugh. Sounds pretty similar.

[@cephalonsydonis7114]

Heh heh heh

[@KingreX32]

grunt, the teenage years

[@NoNoNoNoNo78567]

Operation: Fire Cobra Claw -_-

[@camramaster]

+Elite Of all As mandated by Michael Bay.

[@chris___01_]

+camramaster Lead by Optimus Prime

[@carloscrispens4816]

+Brorb Sesnar seems legit

[@ravenblood1954]

There should be a mission in Andromeda under that name. Ryder and friends get drunk and get into all sorts of shenanigans xD.

[@Icehead2.0]

Chris Smith Your comment made my day. Thanks man!

[@jackenvexnaros231]

I don't think fire cobras have claws.

[@Ysereus]

well, you're wrong. as it happens i am a vet, specialized on fire cobras.

[@noisemarine561]

And I specialize in Stand-up philosophy and find this statement skeptical. Im kidding just so no salt is added

[@kiwilathlon6178]

really...? awww that dissapointed :v

[@johnbubba1143]

@@noisemarine561 stand up philosophy? Ooooh a bulls***er. ( bonus points for anyone who can name the mpvie)

[@noisemarine561]

@@johnbubba1143 -Did you bullshit last week -no -Did you try to bullshit last week -Yes

[@hockeyrobber]

Grunt's laugh.....

[@sonea1801]

And so the Reapers returned back to Dark Space and were never heard from again...EVER.

[@Yeshalot]

sonea1801 i blew them up, they didn't get a chance to go back =w=

[@hockeyrobber]

Know what would have been nice, seenen more grunt drunk parties... :( fuck bioware

[@WolfwarriorKaiba]

Reminds of Major Payne's laugh.

[@grievousmacadam91]

Shepard: I love you Grunt. Grunt: Hurrhurrhurr... Dat laugh doe XD

[@GAU94RAV]

MY character said "you are my hero grunt"

[@Uchihaman1234]

I love you, Grunt. "Heh! Heh! Heh!"

[@TarotMage]

Even the Noodle House sign -- with a scurrying Krogan jumping into a container of noodles (at least I THINK it's a container of noodles) is hilarious. XD

[@SkySweeperSyn]

where did you see that???

[@TarotMage]

It's at the very beginning of this video.

[@Annarasumanara3]

How were the noodles, Grunt?

[@Wisconsinwhiskey]

A little spicy.

[@ГригорийГ-ч4н]

Nice EYES you have here. xD

[@pprettyugly]

I love the father/son vibe with these two :D

[@Annarasumanara3]

Well.... Shepard kinda helped with the birthing process... ;)

[@commandershepard744]

Annarasumanara3 Yup, the krogan son I never had.

[@JMJackMcNally]

Fire Cobra Claw, seems legit.

[@shadowcat97fyi]

Well it's basically the secret team Steven. Another very legit operational group. 😎🍜🙌

[@luckystarharehare15]

Still wish you could romance a Krogan.

[@Blackjax137]

gh0strec0n141 Not exactly. Their anatomy isn't identical to humans. As I'm sure you know, we ejaculate into the vagina and tah dah! Asari have never needed to do that, they can have offspring without ever touching their partner. Their 'intercourse' happens on an emotional level, rather than sexual, they do not experience sexual pleasure. Due to the fact that they do not reproduce via intercourse alone and experience no sexual pleasure, it's highly doubtful they even have a vagina like us humans. They wouldn't need one, just an opening to deliver a child and perhaps another for excretion. Humans would have a few problems. Half species offspring if applicable, complications during sexual intercourse and the obvious fact that it would be just awkward to animate. Factor in possible diseases... Yeah. Theoretically, a Krogan and Human sexual relationship would be in the 'no no' area. Asari are built both mentally and physically to have relationships and families without getting physical and they wouldn't have any issues during sexual intercourse and its aftermath even if they did. For humans, it's exactly the opposite.

[@Ghostrider-ms5xt]

Blackjax137 WTF? Where the hell do you get that Asari don't have intercourse to have offspring? It just says that they can change their bodies to be compatible with any species.

[@Blackjax137]

Ghost rider masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Asari "During melding, an asari consciously attunes her nervous system to her partner's, sending and receiving electrical impulses directly through the skin." "An asari's melding ability extends to a mental connection as well, which Liara describes as being the true union between an asari and her partner." The last paragraph somewhat countradicts a little of the first. It's a mistake by the writer, they're both in the same section. See for yourself. If you've played Mass Effect and listened to a lot of Asari dialogue, specifically, Liara then you'll know that Asari CAN reproduce without ever touching each other. Whether they do or don't have intercourse differs from each individual Asari, however, it's widely accepted that Asari reproduce mainly on an emotional basis than a sexual one. For the record. I never said they didn't have intercourse, I said that they don't need to and they probably don't. That comment about them changing their bodies to be compatible with any species is also a lie. That's false.

[@nexus6886]

Why would you want to romance a Krogan? All he'd do all day is read poetry to you and talk about how he wants kids.

[@CyberVirus549]

Blackjax137 Asari share a lot of the same bodily features as female humans, They have the same body shape as a female human, They have mammary glands, They most likely have genitalia the same as, or at the least, similar to humans, The same organs would have to be applicable too, due to the shape of an asari body, The only major differences noted is in biology between us and them, Different skin pigment, blood colour and lack of keratin follicles on the skull, due to them being hairless, The process of reproduction via melding would make sexual reproduction the way humans do so, obsolete, but they would still be able to do so, As you see in ME1 if you romance Liara.

[@BlueDemonofFire]

Well..this is certainly inspiration enough to buy the Citadel DLC. Ah, Grunt. They grow up so fast. I remember when he was just born..now he's going on crazy drinking parties that should have put him in prison for extreme insanity.

[@ayyylmao101]

1:36 Lmao, he's such a dad. I can so imagine Garrus making fun of him for that.

[@dandini0698]

I loved how they set up the story and the music in the background. Ah bioware, you made a perfect franchise if it wasnt for the ending . That part almost ruined it all for me.

[@TimeSpaceRamblings]

You ever tried the MEHEM mod?

[@JAGtheTrekkieGEMINI1701]

What is that!?

[@TimeSpaceRamblings]

Its a mod that changes the ending of Mass Effect 3 to (if you have enough ems and make the right choices) where you can have shep live, kill the reapers, not kill the geth, and complete removal of star kid. A good victory. There are a lot of other mods that have spun off from MEHEM. Some have shep making the ultimate sacrifice, some have just the EC ending without the star kid... there are many versions at this point. There is something for everyone, so I recommend looking around!!!

[@enjoythestruggle]

The Krogan climbing the statue is one of the best things in the series.

[@Sniperk1TTY]

Shepard: "I love you Grunt." Grunt:" HEEEE HEEEEE HEEEEE."

[@davidfoster9041]

He's a great companion in general and I really like his personality.

[@mastadonking3816]

The Salarian Councilor: *HOW THE HELL DID SHEPARD LEARN ABOUT OPERATION FIRE COBRA CLAW!!!*

[@KingKhanate1997]

Fucking 3 years later, and it's still hilarious.

[@ncdxero88]

Grunt is like Shepard's out of control little brother.

[@AWD4everfree]

Grunt: Part of the secret Fire Cobra Claw society since 2012.

[@quintinnowak-wolff7658]

Horray for steve blum giving his A game in everything he voice acted in

[@Lyrikle]

You know, I was always aware that Steve Blum voiced both Grunt and Oghren, but it's not until the Citadel DLC that you really hear the Oghren elements peak through.

[@Jman7133]

" 'cause I was on fire, you know, from the car? Come on Shepard, keep up!" - one of my favorite lines ever.

[@MikeKolb]

I either missed this or have forgotten seeing it because that was hilarious and new to me! It would have been great if he went to the sushi restaurant to grab a bite to eat but I guess yeah that spot was high priority for the Citadel citizens.

[@MikeKolb]

Yeah I went back and on my 2nd playthrough saw this scene, hilarious.

[@MrTmm97]

I'm playing through the trilogy for the first time. On ME3 midway through so I hadnt seen this myself yet. I laughed so hard I was crying!! 🤣 I love Grunt. "Does anybody got anything to eat?"-Grunt stumbling out covered in blood

[@MRbug_423]

I think this is my favorite shore leave mission. The one for Tali, especially with the romance, is beautiful and amazing. But this is my favorite. The shot of Grunt throwing the ryncal is hilarious

[@akigreus9595]

Loving that running krogan on the noodle house logo.

[@yougoogelme]

grunt is so happy to hear shepards love for him XD awwwww

[@metalrob6713]

Like a father helping his son out of trouble, love the dynamic here.

[@AMaidenlessRunt]

Fem shep is like a mother to grunt while male shep is the older brother

[@UrpleSquirrel]

I love my tank-bred Krogan supersoldier son.

[@tlalocchimali3628]

1:29 Shepard had that, "Grunt.... c'mooon," face. lmfao!

[@HorizonPaintingHawaiiLLC]

That whole Anderson’s apartment dlc is some of the best in the whole series

[@rickdeckard2240]

I truely enjoyed the Citadel DLC a lot, especially for THIS scene and the Liara's piano one, on which the Vigil arranged theme is a wonder, who I romanced since the first game. I really like however the french version of Shepard's closing line of Grunt's scene, he says "Grunt vous êtes mon idole" (Grunt you're my idol) which sounds even cooler to me.

[@CT--gu5ng]

1:01 This is why Grunt is my favorite character 🤣

[@kevinbernardini9176]

Best Birthday Ever!!!!!!

[@Kamen-Rider-Nexus]

Ok, it's official, after watching videos of Wrex for the past half hour, and then watching this...I! LOVE! KROGANS!

[@ThoraxetheImpaile100]

1:01 Okay, either that Salarian didn't react because 1). he honestly didn't hear it, 2). he didn't care, or 3). (and this is most likely) he's so used to dealing with Krogan that he anticipated this.

[@JackSpad3s]

Grunt is like Shepard's child

[@StarkSpider24]

“I raised that boy…” 🥲

[@Gravemaker9036]

Hangover 4 with Commander Shepard, Grunt, Tali, and Wrex. Going to be one hell of a movie

[@cropathfinder]

asking him to apologise is much better

[@DorianMichaelsIII]

+cropathfinder I know, right? I think its because it *really* reinforces the 'parent/child' dynamic between Shepard and Grunt; I also found it *very* funny that der Uberkrogan Grunt sounded like a big kid being called on the carpet by his parent for making a mess, and being made to apologize for it.

[@gittonsxv]

grunt is also my hero, just good god man...krogan.

[@WolfRebel]

Okay I see it now. Shepard unintentionally adopted a krogan

[@WorldWalker128]

*Sees Grunt fall outside the hospital* .... PFFFFT- LOL! *Rewatches*

[@bwinz02]

I find falling krogans funny.

[@Markis2bi4]

Seeing Grunt fall out the window always makes my brain play the string solo intro from Jackass.

[@SkynnettCS]

This is the funniest cut scene I have ever seen in any game. No contest

[@Deckronomicon]

I want in on Operation Fire Cobra Claw.

[@simrangarcia1721]

Sorry you haft to be a teenage tankbreed krogan to be in the operation.

[@Lilly-ti3vx]

I'd buy a DLC of that one

[@bastardhyena7882]

Sorry but that Operation is classified. You'll need to be a Spectre to have access.

[@BanishedSilentShadow3318]

They're the black ops of the black ops division for Krogen, not even Cerberus could handle them

[@Vinsomer]

Grunt is also Oghren from Dragon Age, this reminds me of when you can also say that line to him there. He has a similar response too!

[@fully0p]

One important detail here is that the ryncol bottle wasn't on fire when Grunt threw it. The stuff is so volatile that it can burst into flame "like a bonfire" with a good shake

[@skiso7620]

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag Krogan!

[@darrentapley9903]

correction. "teenage tankbreed krogan"

[@connor9295]

Grunt's laugh could cure cancer

[@DevourMistress]

Shepard must be having fun, since in MS2 Grunt didn't even want to try noodles, but in MS3 Citadel Dlc, we get this scene. They grow so fast......

[@wiglaugh]

I fucking love the krogan squaddies. Every single one has been perfect.

[@withintheshyness]

The thing is, I knew ppl in high school who pulled stuff like this.

[@XardionZ]

You know what? To me, Grunt's "Heh-heh-heh" could very well be his "I love you too, Dad."

[@VladDracula04]

The Turian gets me every time. "Operation FireCobraClaw?"

[@toradrow777]

All we need is a bunch of people with alcohol-induced amnesia and an crazy little Chinese guy and this would basically be The Hangover: Mass Effect edition.

[@TheChoujinVirus]

If ever I get a rottie, I'm naming it Grunt

[@EloquentTroll]

I love my idiot son

[@Callsign_Kishin]

I just noticed the neon sign of the noodle house IS A KROGAN RUNNING AWAY. 🤣🤣🤣

[@guziman1963]

"Officer this Krogan is part of a secret Spectre task force Operation: Fire... Cobra Claw..." He looked so serious saying that but his delivery was so lack luster, its great.

[@connorpringle1882]

I wanna see Operation Fire-Kobra-Claw in a DLC!

[@camramaster]

+Connor Pringle I am laughing so hard that I got in trouble with the building supervisor. Neighbors complained of continuous laughter.

[@omniultimate]

Grunt's laugh is the best thing since sliced bread

[@jasonsinn9237]

"Come on Shepard, keep up!" 😂

[@yanissimo3744]

Wonder why Grunt bought noodles. He said he wouldn't eat it in ME2. I guess our little krogan isn't picky anymore.

[@WolfkinNorthclaw]

Grunt rocks, that laugh is awesome.

[@Kortlandt]

I loved how you highlighted making amends for a few seconds the went down on to fabricated story. After hearing that, perfect solution.

[@TheTraveler980]

So, Shepard can potentially have an Asari wife, a Krogan step-son, and an A.I. daughter. ...and yet, we got the ending to Mass Effect 3.

[@timwest277]

A falling krogan lol!

[@poslednisoud]

"Let's party like we are a bunch of drunken krogan."

[@soarinskies1105]

Omg every time I see grunt fall out a window in that cut scene I cry myself laughing.

[@johnsega9734]

directed by michael bay?

[@Sweet_V1v]

I love when grunt does that laugh.

[@jetbenito4756]

awwww Grunt finally had his first ever drunken party around town. How cute :))

[@Colbio]

Oh this DOES have some "Calling Dad to bail me out" energy. Just got through FemShep's in Legendary, and there's no ifs, he's her scaly lil boi.

[@iwaswithyourmum]

He's like a space Ohgren, I love it

[@RXdash78]

Grunt reminds me of the mabari from dragin age. Equal parts adorable and insanely badass.

[@georgeprchal3924]

Grunt: Jason Mendoza and Sterling Archer. Shepard: Johnny Lawrence.

[@comradebob1193]

If you choose the other dialogue option, Shepard says, "Grunt, tell the nice c-sec officer your sorry for lighting his car on fire."