Mass Effect 3- Hey Ash Whatcha Playin'?

A playthrough of the space opera's epic conclusion causes the family to reflect.
Season 5 - Episode 14
Mass Effect 3- Hey Ash Whatcha Playin'?
By Anthony Burch, Ashly Burch, and Justin Yngelmo
Also Starring Ashley Davis @stripedbird
Lighting By Grant Yaffee
Credit Music: "The Massacre" by FantomenK / fantomenk
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[@LordryuRevived]

I like the random sound clips of Papa Burch's part in the Scale episode. "Talkin' about my dick." "AAAH!"

[@SavageOra]

+LordryuRevived Heeey ive seen you on some NewLegacyInc videos

[@Kahandran]

Papa Burch bringing the wisdom.

[@DrathVader]

I've just beaten Life is Strange. Now everytime Ash is speaking there's an image of Chloe in my head.

[@turtleofdoom3281]

+DrathVader Which ending did you choose?

[@Jxx10k]

+DrathVader did you feel like Ash felt in this ep?

[@turtleofdoom3281]

***** If he chose the right ending

[@themagicman120]

+Turtle of Doom Wearing Trousers bae>bay

[@turtleofdoom3281]

***** I chose bay

[@AmitriBlight]

I think all of us would choose Ash.

[@Bassoonify]

+Chloe Price Yes. But Ash chose Pikachu.

[@AmitriBlight]

+Bassoonify I see what you did there.

[@wlfg1rl407]

Mhaha, that reference Chlo (Don't worry, I chose you)

[@AmitriBlight]

+Ted Mosby Aw, thanks!

[@caffetiel]

+Chloe Price Burch > Bay is fact

[@vashfan19]

Anthony is a misunderstood soul in an insane world, this comedic video hit deeper than i thought it would

[@DubstepEditzz]

Why is Ash so cute help

[@lightlayagajoie5739]

+DubstepEditzz cuz shes gangster

[@TooFatTooFurious]

Cuz she's a steampunk

[@caffetiel]

+DubstepEditzz I don't know but I think I'm dying help

[@PinkFloydrulez]

+DubstepEditzz genetics

[@fiaherradura3779]

ikr

[@tuffy135ify]

You know what's great about the Burch family? They haven't trademarked "playin'" or asking people what they are playing as a format.

[@captaincatgirl42069]

+Tuffy Logan Yes, we get it. The Fine Bros are fuckwits.

[@JustShin11]

we get it the fine Bros fucked up royally & we all unsubscribed from them,can we move on already? there done anyways

[@SenseiLeRoof]

+Zyx Face it, they're the new King.com.

[@chewynickerson]

+MatserSensui fucking THIS

[@WinstonPoptart]

Tuffy Logan Still funny to this day

[@Ron2theHills]

Oh my god. I can relate to Ashly so hard right now. I was broken by Mordin in ME3.

[@Paronine]

+Ronald Kelley (RontotheHills) Had to be me. Someone else might've gotten it wrong.

[@OfficerDik]

+Ronald Kelley (RontotheHills) Who wasn't? It had to be him though, someone else might have gotten it wrong...

[@jaybird_blues]

+Guyver Ultima yeah and Thane too

[@War624]

I'm doing my second playthrough and I just got done the Citadel Party mission and there's a datapad next to Shepard's bed with Mordin signing a bunch of songs. That and Thane's funeral hit me. Lol.

[@WolfWarrior623]

+Ronald Kelley (RontotheHills) I know the feeling. Recently, I've been trying out the "action" mode in me3, where you make no decisions, and start from episode 1. I had to shoot Mordin in the back because I was more renegade by that point and did not have enough rep to convince him to live. I prefer renegade, I've killed a lot of people in mass effect, but I've never shot a friend in the back, and it just leaves you with this whole different type of empty feeling.

[@TheTurbanator123]

Ash is my spirit animal

[@Ax3Rei2000]

chuckled

[@GHETOyeti]

Watching Mythic Quest and had to relive the good ol days

[@ince55ant]

"if everyone was like ash, we'd all be dead" that one really resonated with me...

[@nefadez]

Mordin, Thane and Samara? You better go and replay ME2 Antonhy, that's painfully embarrassing

[@Blank3tM0nst3r]

+Rock Lobster I actually lost Mordin, Grunt, and Zaeed my first time through, but you bet your ass I chose differently the next playthrough haha

[@nefadez]

Glad to hear that, saving everyone makes ME3 way more enjoyable imo

[@GabePuratekuta]

+Rock Lobster I didn't lose them in my playthrough. But I did lose half the crew, though...

[@dimwitdani1218]

Hey Ash whatcha playin: Life Is Strange.

[@cjn0001]

i'm still not over the video of jess/ash's big date

[@TehParismio]

which video?

[@12chains]

+Parismio Jess' Big Date. It's on Rocket Jump. Go see it right NOW!

[@ross-uw2ig]

+Craig Noneman That was awesome. Ash was so badass in this.

[@firstnamelastname-bz4fp]

+Craig Noneman do you still want ice cream? WHAT NO sex? WHAT YES

[@fiaherradura3779]

ikr

[@ByteReview]

The bit where Antony is running through the woods bit gets me every time!

[@OGR-4394]

Damn, this just might be one of the best seasons you guys have done.

[@BakanoJutsu]

Papa Burch. Still with the best lines of the show ever. Honestly, this is my favorite thing ever and I hope you guys never get tired of doing it.

[@gameoverlordN7]

I've been waiting for this episode for years

[@RicPendragon]

Here is how my Mass Effect life went: Mass Effect 1- Pure Paragon, saved Ashley and Wrex. Kaiden died. Mass Effect 2- Pure Paragon, No one died. Mass Effect 3- Mordin died, I cried, Legion died, I cried, Thane died...I cried...then killed the hell out of Kai Leng using Renegade QTE's, killed Udina with Renegade action. Gave up my relationship with Tali so she could be happy with Garrus, picked Synthesis Ending so EDI and Joker could be happy together. Died with Anderson, and cried...this game left me with no water left in my body.

[@chewynickerson]

+Ric Pendragon i actually think my playthroughs went the exact same way....wow

[@RicPendragon]

chewynickerson Then you picked the best path I guess? lol

[@chewynickerson]

Ric Pendragon looks that way

[@DakarTwelve]

ME:2 was rough for me. Mixed between Renegade and Paragon, and everything was going fine until I lost Kasumi on the suicide mission. ME:3 was better. I rode the Tali'Zorah train right to the end, baby.

[@PsychoRider666]

hey we are playthroughs buddies, except i saved kaiden instead of ashley

[@RealBlackNoir]

I love she said Ash like "are you stupid or what"

[@wynt1r]

This show often makes me literally laugh out loud. Thanks guys, for reals.

[@joeclayton4914]

Props to Davis for not laughing during that water chugging scene

[@bobpigfoo]

Can we get more shots of Ash in a tank top....from above her.....for Science.

[@Mrreeeeeemix]

+Max Justice always needs to be atleast one pervert doesnt there

[@cerebrumarcanum]

+Max Justice video hasn't even been up for half an hour and the creepy comments have already started

[@TheMeanMongoose]

+Mrreeeeeemix WHat were you expecting? This is a KZbin comment section, not a clegy conferance. If it was, there would be more than one pervert.

[@ApocalypticJoker]

+Mrreeeeeemix pervy is saying what they want to do to her. making a request for more tank tops isn't. besides both ashleys are hot

[@Mrreeeeeemix]

ApocalypticJoker you're not that naive are you?

[@kinghadbar]

Heh. "Anthony is a good person." Right. Great joke.

[@TooFatTooFurious]

Wait...isn't he though?

[@caffetiel]

+Арсений Брилёв He is, and gators' insistence that he's not sort of proves it.

[@FlorenceFox]

+Adelaide Taylor Yeah, as a general rule of life, if Gamergators hate you, you're probably doing something right.

[@kinghadbar]

+Florence MacKenna Let's ask Ash Davis how great he is.

[@caffetiel]

+kinghadbar You mean about that divorce neither of them has spoken about publicly in any detail? Please elaborate on this topic you know so much about on which there is an abundance of information easily found.

[@amarettopunsch1496]

0:10 was me as well when İ finished Life is Strange

[@ManuelRoblesGalan]

This hawp save my day, never change!!

[@daneofurexistence]

Awww Ash is crying. She's getting to be a big girl.

[@maghu84]

You guys rock! I still watch that 'Psychonauts' episode and laugh my guts out!

[@kaylavast]

this was different form the way you normally make video but it was, just strange and i really liked it.

[@mariopwn851]

I never knew the voice actress for Tina Tina was....so good at acting-acting.

[@K-11609]

1:48 the wise words of papa burch. 1:55 AAAND he's back.

[@Thevideogameidiots]

I love Papa Burch so much.

[@aeshaeshaesh]

This was fantastic

[@umaroxp5207]

That "Davis" girl's acting skills are phenomenal.

[@Coffeechipmunk]

+UmaroXP She just channels the hatred from the divorce.

[@frankfrankfrankfrankfrank]

+Legendaryskillz Nah, she got rid of all the hate when she took Anthony's Wii

[@RikaRieGaming]

+Legendaryskillz Wait what happened!?

[@MsPhysics22100]

+RikaRieGaming he's an idiot MRA who thinks that they got divorced. They didn't

[@RikaRieGaming]

ProfesserMs2210 Oh Thanks lol

[@RabekJeris]

Saved them all. First try. No walkthrough. Never played 3 because I won't download Origin.

[@rockglock]

+Rabek Jeris I would if I were you. At least it's not UPlay.

[@xaionik]

+Rabek Jeris Same here. EA can suck it.

[@markbrochilll]

+Rabek Jeris Fun fact: Origin and UPlay are so much better than they used to be. EA and Ubisoft are so much worse than they used to be.

[@joshthor]

+markbrochilll origin is...fine. i still hate it, and won't buy any games on it that are also on steam, but it works fine and i have had 0 problems with it. UPlay is still my waking nightmare though. constantly have issues launching games.

[@Coffeechipmunk]

+Rabek Jeris Believe me, 3 isn't that good.

[@Scubadog_]

Finally, a decent quality and length episode!

[@liftfork]

This video has become better for me ever since I actually became interested in Mass Effect

[@KOTYAR0]

This was bloody gold xD

[@INRamos13]

Davis: "Be sure to let me know if you have any more stupid questions with obvious answers." (Months later) Anthony: "Hey Davis, how do you feel about an open relationship?"

[@ArykSapien]

Omg. I love this episode!

[@tripledgt]

This is one of the best HAWP videos I've seen come out in a long time. I love you guys.

[@Lockole]

Ahhh nostalgia

[@MeatSlash]

That was a biiiiit dark....but hey, at least the ending theme cheered me up :D

[@tenbutts]

we appreciate your work. please refrain from killing yourself.

[@illidanST7F]

could someone anyone PLZ do a gif of ashley flipping off motion? like infinite loop

[@ghostynesss]

Great callback to the last video!!

[@eaglebaize]

OMG This was my favorite one yet! xD

[@jacefairis1289]

Lmao HAWP never ceases to crack me up

[@jimthelegendsim2255]

I'm just sad we didn't get a tiny Tina "child's play.". I also just love how the character of Anthony can't realize that ash came to him for help.

[@TheCyanideSmoker]

"I'd be cool with that." Truer words sir.

[@DiabloBiscuit]

Another great Hawp!

[@Voxavs]

Perfection.

[@Yin117]

I love the beginning of how Ash feels! and I love ME

[@heyheygetfromoverthere495]

I cant get enough of Ash!. :')

[@kvngmessiah7769]

Love this so much XD

[@friend_xtra]

i couldn't be the only one who is having a hard time making out what Ash is saying for that "water in my body" joke.

[@SpeeDim]

Ok three days ago I discovered this channel and now I've seen every video. Came here for the cutest girl evah, stayed for tha best papa this planet has seen.

[@novakai6668]

I hadn't watched HAWP for years this was my first choice! fantastic!

[@Shadowdun]

God I love HAWP so much.

[@LosMonstruos]

My favorite thing about HAWP is how in this hellish alternate reality there seems to be really only four people in existence--sometimes five when Mom shows up. There used to be the occasional friend cameo, but they were clearly murdered.

[@Anicca88]

I didn't even know Mitsubishi made televisions.

[@AbsoluteReas0n]

Ash wore the same Flowers in the Attic shirt in the Braid video (I have the same shirt, it awesome)

[@Xeninja0]

i only had the spy lady that you do the earth mission with die, and I really liked her too D:

[@jayjaybearington8376]

are you guys ever gonna go life is strange i would love to see that

[@thepersonarider0972]

ahhh this shit never gets old XD

[@dracla1]

they talked about Mass Effect two which is the prequel to Mass Effect 3. Ashley was in Borderlands two... Borderlands 3 CONFIRMED!!!!

[@BunbunCourier]

Already came out.

[@Coffeechipmunk]

+Mikhail Entoni "Keep It Clean."

[@unstablelala6134]

+Mikhail Entoni the presequal isnt borderlands3 proper.

[@dreambrother16]

I was under the impression B3 had essentially been confirmed as on the cards? Also BTPS =/= Borderlands 3.

[@dracla1]

nobody likes picking on the half life 3 rumor mill. Or so it would appear

[@YaBigGaymo]

the one time there is actually information about a game I haven't played yet lmao

[@NiigaaniChrysler]

Death is the real escape.

[@louisalectube]

Nov. 9th. So fucking timely.

[@talbain7185]

WOW...that escalated quickly.

[@The_Grimsun]

I think i saved everyone on my first try too? I heard it was hard, but I just didn't fuck up I guess. Also this episode made me feel the gambit of emotions and I thank you for the 2 minute ride.

[@HeatSkii]

i fucking love this show!

[@catys3542]

Oh my god... This is perfect. They're perfect 😂

[@RWSCOTT]

about time.

[@SkyNet4272]

that was great

[@rpsgrayfox]

Love it! Viva la HAWP!

[@asabrown1430]

Papa Burch is life 😂

[@sellingacoerwa8318]

"Hey Davis can I ask you something? have you already made up in your mind you're going to divorce my lame ass in a few months of filming this" ... Davis, "yep" *and scene*

[@Poeticjedi]

god i miss these old HAWP episodes.... the closers were so DAMN good

[@equalcharlie158]

This is basicly what happened with me and my many plays of the Fallout 4 main story....

[@CrimsonFox77]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand…we're back.

[@PapoOv]

This was dark.... I loved it :P

[@ec8423]

Ahhh Never a Dull Moment in the Burch House!!!

[@lenakingsleigh]

Hahaha :D great video again :3 missed hawp

[@OysterWallace]

HAWP has its own style of comedy and raw odd originality. Also it's great stoned.

[@miguelperez9705]

ash will save everyone, meanwhile she chokes on water in the background hahahaha.

[@Lerium]

I love you guys!

[@toprak3479]

Savage as always.

[@Arklay_98]

I saved everyone and I'm a twisted individual

[@TallRedBeard]

That got dark.. And I Love it

[@EnrageD420]

YAAAAAAAAAY!

[@juliacates3044]

LIFE IS STRANGE - HEY ASH WHATCHA DOIN!!!! JUST DO ITTTTTTTT

[@alexmassey5908]

"Well, that got dark quick" is what I'd say if this were any other show.

[@Aloyhero]

Papa Burch is like Sully from Uncharted.

[@TheDreamerExtreme]

Ash's Fuck You dance is the best

[@Nezahualcoyotl001]

Daves is celebrating the most

[@Weeabeag]

I LITERALLY started playing this last night so I can finish it before Andromeda came out.

[@mekman4]

Hang in there baby!

[@IconicBoar097]

i wish i had something clever to say to impress ash-senpai

[@thetaerdin]

Who is that man on the screen and where is Commander Shepard?