Mass Effect Andromeda: Complete Jaal Romance

[@AltProtomix]

That horrifying alien face...i dont know how jaal deals with it

[@Transgender-ProphetMohammed]

eat milk Our assholes are at least at the backsides....

[@Commander_Shepard.]

Exactly, protagonist of the first game (can't remember name) was waaaaaaaay better

[@AltProtomix]

Commander Shepard we may never know their name

[@roguex9469]

Commander Shepard The original protagonists of the Mass Effect Trilogy are John Shepard (Male Shepard) and Jane Shepard (Female Shepard). You're welcome

[@wuftchan8299]

lol im done to anyone who doesnt get the joke rip u

[@Kencomics]

my eyes....

[@AlanKaroff]

Kencomics if my eyes can womming, them womming, but they are bleeding Carl!!

[@Midekai]

aliens going downtown on that p**** tho!!!!!

[@Commander_Shepard.]

I want to bleach my eye balls after seeing this shit

[@STH151NicoleFan]

Whatever. I'm still hoping for another installment. The ME franchise rules!

[@hermanjohnson9180]

Kencomics Me too. 😭

[@getshwifty8226]

pshh this can happen but y'all tryna tell me my fem Ryder can't go down on suvi? K

[@WobblesandBean]

Dildo Swaggins I KNOW RIGHT

[@CainEverest]

Jaal is me when I'm trying to flirt. No lie

[@generaltotenrotschopf7280]

Lotus Saintcrow "You are more lovely than anyone I have ever known, in body and spirit."

[@ananousous]

@11:59 Mfw I try to flirt with women

[@DGneoseeker1]

This is why I don't try.

[@TheCorrodedMan]

General Totenrotschopf I tried that,it worked.

[@generaltotenrotschopf7280]

James.T .Adams sure :D

[@CrownedMPerformance]

I love Jaal's eyes. They are like crystals. He's a good looking creature far better than the others I saw. Lol. And he's sweet. I just love him!❤👅

[@ashleyarmstrong1509]

The default face for female Ryder is honestly terrifying 😭

[@vendasiax666x8]

Why does the kissing always sound like car tires rubbing against each other?

[@AgentDearestZ]

Lol

[@RandomDude-bo1lg]

This is so stupid. The most human way for romance. But he's an alien bioware! An alieeeen! He has to do alien things, not human highschool romance duhhhh

[@CavemanBearPig]

Which is a shame. It also feels like they made the other aliens from the Milky Way too 'humanized'.

[@trickythehair4326]

I was hoping he’d sprout six Huge ant leg looking dicks and just wreck her shit with them

[@Commander_Shepard.]

Everyone and everything of this story are stupid

[@Bvggerffpls]

yeah, Star Trek Discovery got it right. The Klingon femalewas howling, snarling and slobbering like an oversized tabby

[@thecakeisalie652]

​@@Bvggerffpls Klingon Sex were not invented in Discovery. They described it during Kirk timeline... Scotty got an Klingon one night stand in one of the old movies... The wild Klingon thing is not that creative. Wild Klingon = wild sex. And here you have emotional Angara = emotional/ romantic sex. Were is the difference?

[@Killzoneguy117]

The best thing about Andromeda is being reminded how much better the Original Trilogy was. Best decision I made in my latest playthrough was to play Andromeda first and then play the original games.

[@travismudd3564]

I fucking love Jaal.

[@artyriryllin5878]

Everyone deserves it. If this is a sincere and strong chuvstvo. it's nice to look at it when they love each other. And no matter what kind of race you are.

[@BlackMetalButterfly]

Everyone's like "it looks so bad" but seriously guys grow some new eyes

[@tenebrisvega]

well, the facial expresions gave me cancer but it was worth it.

[@senseweaver01]

This probably wasn't meant to be hilarious was it?..

[@irontomato3835]

Why is Ryder perpetually making that stupid looking smile

[@zisforzorua1906]

Because Bioware

[@giacomomasini9686]

Press R2 to declare love

[@roguex9469]

11:27 I like the way he moves. He's got that pep in his walk. Moves like Jagger baby! 🤣

[@Mr.GETuSUM]

Still waiting on Vetra

[@GamerPony]

Holy shit! They went full Witcher with this one!

[@bartimaeus1887]

Of all the boobs to see in mass effect I see Ryders?! Jesus christ.

[@Midekai]

you can see where these guys really tried with this game. but even the romances of this game can be stilted on writing and performance

[@wuftchan8299]

love how all the comments are hating on her face super hard- like if they fixed the cheeks and the jaw get rid of the dimension mark lines and adjust the animation to actually look like shes talking its fine- oh ok i get it

[@maciejilski7185]

Well shit. Why in all that shitstorm around ME:A nobody mentioned there are boobies. Maybe this game is not that bad after all.

[@sasoriobinnamii9223]

Maciej Ilski most of them have ugly faces so the boobies don't save them or get me get hard.

[@vkak1]

sasori obinna mii there’s a very powerful tool....it’s called a paper bag. So long as you’ve got that tool....the face don’t matter

[@sasoriobinnamii9223]

Karas Akatsuki the texture quality for the tits and ass are horrid and generic. The back structure and vagina bone look bad as well. Ehh it very OK at best but could be done a lot better.

[@dunkbuscusgaming7016]

What do you mean redeemable this is the best Mass Effect Game by far not just the plot but the graphics the game design even the romances are better everything about it is way better than the Sheppard Trilogy don't get me wrong I'm by no means saying the Sheppard Trilogy is bad I mean it's what got me into Shooting/Sci-Fi Games I just think that Msss Effect Andromada is the best in the series and I hope they make a sequel. as unlikely as it is to happen because of all the unjustified hate it gets.

[@angelam2921]

I legitimately just realized Jaal is male.

[@tommydavidson4608]

12:50

[@_StaRrFoxX_]

But all we het from Garrus, the best boy, is a head boop. We were robbed.

[@XenoHybrida]

GOSH CANT STOP WATCHING HIS ROMANCE VIDEOS

[@evelynjolly9375]

same

[@aleksander.ciaciura]

Xeno Hybrida same. It's like Pornhub,just better.

[@Sorrowblast]

But you should. Jall is so fething ugly and the romance is so badly written Commander Shepard is having a seizure.

[@zoron8952]

OH DAYUM HE WENT ALL UP IN DAT FACEHUGGER AT THE END

[@sparklesupreme8170]

Agh cant make fem Ryder hot

[@weldonwin]

I succeeded with mine, I named her Honey Ryder... yes, I know it sounds like a porn star

[@MsUltraBob]

Sparklesupreme watch a nice character creation video on KZbin it will help ;)

[@hochimane6535]

Butterface

[@weldonwin]

I know, the very first Bond Babe way back in Dr No. I thought it was funny and just ran with it

[@solidmoon8266]

Take some time to experiment with all the options, with some trial and error youll find what you like and how to make it.

[@McKennaTheMicrowave]

Tbh he's kinda cute in an ugly way But the main character is ugler than him

[@xdarkartemis6136]

He has a good heart, and very deep feelings , never saw myself making my character romance him until further into the gameplay, and all I could think was, he's a more conservative and romantic version of The Iron Bull (DA:I)

[@GrugSmesh]

Someone call the Ordo Xenos. We have a problem.

[@0karmaticfrost010]

The only part I like is when Fem Ryder kisses Jaal and he makes that "hell yeah ;)" face and the part when their in the water and Jaal spins her around, I thought that was cute

[@Coelancanth]

Jaal is flat down there, what.

[@parminderjaura5642]

Std's introduced to an alien

[@Polybius98]

12:43 The water doesn't exists

[@Transgender-ProphetMohammed]

Its a holoprogramm

[@MissChinBK99]

oh shit, get it Jaal.

[@Belial1125]

pretty sure thats either a mod or a fan made movie

[@DeadBoy_editz]

Belial1125 its actually not lol

[@McKennaTheMicrowave]

Belial1125 it's not.its real.

[@Commander_Shepard.]

I WISH this or rest of the bullshit game didn't exist.

[@DeadBoy_editz]

Commander Shepard I am the vanguard of your destruction

[@darkfallengamecourt3295]

omg! sovereign XD and commander shepard!? now we need ... garrus... or... tali vas normendy? or... Liara too we need em in this comment section XD wats that um collector looking bug thing say? i forgot

[@caley1942]

the fuck is that face at 9:15

[@XenoHybrida]

wHERE DO I GET THAT ARMOR?!!!

[@justins21482]

what the hell did i just watch....

[@MissChinBK99]

Art.

[@JP-ww5vz]

Crap in a can is also considered art.

[@ZXE102R]

Mass effect porn. It's cool

[@zisforzorua1906]

A chick getting it on with an alien

[@ZXE102R]

JP a crap in a can is worth 2 in the bush

[@Sidewayz455]

I don't get it, the actress looks so nice, and her model... So odd...

[@TheZapan99]

The funniest bit is all the inadvertent racism in this SJW game. They made the Angara a clear mish-mash of clichés about africans (large families, promiscuous, unruly, trash salvagers).

[@anzupanzu6949]

where can i get that armor??

[@zathandrapus460]

Mandy Guarino It's in the kett development section, highest rank helius armour

[@Thatdeal79]

Dude looks like a cobra.

[@84jesterx]

as we can see, this is what step brother Bioware focused on...instead of making a good game.

[@xXSoulGeoXx]

....this is sweet and all but The Mass Effect Trilogy had better sex scenes, with inferior graphics to say, but much better compared to how the models looks in Andromeda : /

[@vbrando8593]

Yea but no nudity tho

[@daddyyahweh9328]

Lol what scene for Garrus and Shepard all he did was touch her shoulder before fade to black xD

[@cyberpunk8508]

Eh😑

[@travismudd3564]

DEAD POOL You've likely seen worse, huh wade?

[@bobhills4702]

DEAD POOL Stfu dead meat.

[@cyberpunk8508]

😂😂😂

[@doctortykavector648]

ЦЕ СТРАННО

[@Улыбающаяся_тварына]

Экзотика, почему бы и нет 😏

[@doctortykavector648]

я понимаю, просто двоякое чувство, тёлки инопланетянки пизже

[@AIIeire]

Согласен,такое страшное инопланетное лицо...Я не знаю как Джаал терпит её

[@doctortykavector648]

Доминик Грейс во во

[@administrator570]

This game is sick!

[@Cobyba]

I uh I forgot this game existed Edit: also to prove this game is dead as a fucking doornail this is straight up tiddies on youtube and this video hasn't been taken down. And it's from 8 months ago.

[@TheUnionJake]

w... why?

[@blockhead4513]

Hey Jaal, if it's fishy down there, back off at once.

[@Kardel_VA]

Oh god, the animation and dialogue is just FUCKING TERRIBLE

[@TheAsdasy]

I wonder what...parts he is having down there

[@MissChinBK99]

Some donkey length, I gather.

[@Here_is_Waldo]

1 inch long and 27 in diameter. I hope that's not a problem?

[@JeroAstra]

What is up with those damn eyes

[@secretmulletman7984]

Jaal can do much better...

[@Coraki]

Where's FOX News throwing a fit about frontal nudity in this Mass Effect? Rofl

[@datemasamune2904]

Out of curiosity, are there female gamers who GENUINELY find Jaal's body attractive? Well, Sara's face may be punchable, but DAMN that body.

[@OST1350]

The game is a mess. But the sex is good.

[@whathappenswhen4767]

This is fucking disgusting. Thank you EA for destroying such a great franchise.

[@router9717]

*cringe*

[@fullmeddljacket8486]

Yea no No No thx

[@lickmyhole1351]

I came here for alien porn, hahahaha. Nah, seen this video somehow under related, now Im kinda glad I never got this game lol

[@whyask...becauseyoucan3012]

Hmmm her don't move...Booooo👻

[@Sorrowblast]

Oh feth me backwards, the ending scene is him going down on her, what a nice way to cater to sjws.

[@halloween-jester]

Storm the Sorrow Nah, the catering to sjws part was making this option available to guys just because people complained lol.

[@Sorrowblast]

after 14 months of failed inbred colonization, my face happened.

[@MissChinBK99]

Should he have gone up on her then?

[@Sorrowblast]

Yeah how dare men feel good! Could you please point at least one decent romance story in any game where the pinnacle of romance is a blowjob? Can you? It's sjw catering, nnothing more, nothing less.

[@Sorrowblast]

Why ever not. When a woman has an orgasm, you can see it on her face. When a man has an orgasm, you can see it on her face.

[@heimm5882]

wtf

[@bamuie]

Does tits do not loot normal at all , what the hell is wrong with this game

[@chaosprinzessin5875]

[@WackRusDud]

Everything is fine... But her face

[@lordphoenixhd618]

And this why i hate mass affect shitty ass game ever plastic faces whoah 10/10 games

[@parano8567]

Alien sex is not okey !