Master OTH-Lyrics: 25 Anniversary

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@brett6816 6 жыл бұрын

This is like a fucked up version of "Be Our Guest"

@sethcarlow8363 Жыл бұрын

you said it.

@NOONE-cd4gu 4 жыл бұрын

'Thinks he's quite a lover but *theres no much there* 😂😂😂

@adeepseafish1238 4 жыл бұрын

This song is so catchy

@NOONE-cd4gu 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@hopemerchant706 5 жыл бұрын

What a helerouse song it always has me crying with so much laughter

@drummerboi357 Жыл бұрын

as a skyrim fan i just imagine this son is perfect for sanguine in myriad just havinga good old time XD

@eijiroukirishima3169 4 жыл бұрын

No one is going to talk about how the first few seconds sounds like a kahoot lobby-

@kaleymcquinn7904 Жыл бұрын

Same notes yeah, never noticed that before

@veronicaknight7964 5 ай бұрын

Yes

@Saturno01 5 жыл бұрын

4:03 I love these notes

@mikeor- 3 жыл бұрын

French Version: THENARDIER: My beloved friends, My sons of whores, my dirty jokes, My always pissed as newts Spend their lives in my inn. Homing pigeons fly through my doors And their money is as good as yours. Enter, monsieur, You hit the nail in the head, I am the best innkeeper in the city. My competitors are all smokers, Or pheasants who rip off the guests. Seldom do you see, Honest men like me, Those who are proud to serve The French hostel industry! Master Thénardier, quick to do freelance, Gender of the client and of the wallet, I unbutton them, with a saucy tale, The more they bottle-feed each other, They are bottle-fed, I hang out their problems, It is a shame to pretend. But we have little skin for the balls, So I charge them extra. Master of the house, coachman of the coach, I heat up the embers in their pockets, I serve the junglard, off of the anvil, I stick their knicknacks into the feathers. For life we are friends and brothers, Of the blood and of the wine. I do whatever pleases them, Lord! But I skin them to the core. CUSTOMERS: Master Thénardier is a good Christian, Who spends all his time feeding his neighbor, Servant to the poor, butler to the great. Comforter, philosopher with all his heart, Everybody’s companion, Dear and attentive friend. THENARDIER: But keep your drawers shut, Or else I’ll skin you tonight. Enter, monsieur, The road is thirsty, Unlace your boots, I open a carafe. This sack of a ton, Slows down your course, But here we strive to lighten your purse. Here the turkey is cooked, Here the fat is fried, And I have full control of everything that leaves my kitchen. I serve the leftovers, the old makes the new, Passed through my choppers, these bucks are pure beef. Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat, Filling up the sausages with this and that, Residents on board are welcome, Our suites are occupied year-round. At reasonable charges, Plus some little extras on the side. I charge for the cockroaches, The fleas and for the rats, For every second their shadow wears out the mirror, Before they depart, I charge them for All the fleas their dogs swallowed in the sector, When it comes to fixing prices, There are a lot of tricks I know. They snuff and they snort as the prices Grow up and up and are driven through the roof! CUSTOMERS: Master Thénardier is a good Christian, Who spends all his time feeding his neighbor, Servant to the poor, butler to the great. Comforter, philosopher with all his heart, Everybody’s companion, Everybody’s friend for the day. THENARDIER: They are so convinced, these fools, That they break by thanking me. MME. THENARDIER: I often prayed that I would not have to grow old alone, And there are times I would have been better off Had I kept these thoughts my own. Master Thénardier, isn’t worth wasting, My years and virtues as a young girl, Like all other men, he promises the moon. But when the night comes, my girl, There’s hardly anybody left. He takes God for his father, But is always drunk like a goose. Whenever he does something, I swear, It looks like foie gras! CUSTOMERS: Master Thénardier, MME. THENARDIER: Master Lazy! CUSTOMERS: Comforter, philosopher, MME. THENARDIER: I do all the work! CUSTOMERS: Friend without malice, Companion of the drunk. MME. THENARDIER: Hypocrite, liar, and bigot! ALL: To the health of the innkeeper, Who gives everything he has! THENARDIER: Everybody raise a glass! MME. THENARDIER: Raise it up the master’s arse! ALL: Let us drink in good cheer for our Master Thénardier!

@daladdoherty-madrigal9717 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think this is one of the best songs of the musical but this isn't the best version of it

@musicaltheatrefan2k226 9 ай бұрын

0:44 in 1989 - I admit that in the past, I've been a nasty in 2023 - OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO

@catherinehealey6232 8 жыл бұрын

This is the best song in the play

@michael_johnston 5 жыл бұрын

Humanity Sucks_2002 I’d have to say that One Day More is the best song.

@NOONE-cd4gu 4 жыл бұрын

Do you Hear the people sing but the reprise You know what? The whole Epilogue ! And I dreamed a dream

@prof.allyrose7589 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@joshitheyoshi2533 Жыл бұрын

This reminds me of the small town inn keepers in Final Fantasy VII

@MBM25 6 жыл бұрын

I love this song.

@sethcarlow8363 4 жыл бұрын

Harry potter crossover Leaky Cauldron idea. And i am the Master of the house at home.

@musicallover2794 4 жыл бұрын

0:46

@wizzykms 6 жыл бұрын

Hippidy hoppidy no skids on my property

@Helixy_innit 7 ай бұрын

4:46 Nothing to see just need to practice this part for something

@evagrounsell9032 3 жыл бұрын

This is Matt Lucas singing and I prefer Alun Armstrong version but lyrics are accurate - I always liked Madame Thenardier - thinks he's quite a lover but there's whispers not much there