Hello, I am your friendly Karameru English Translator. The title says: MATATABI MOVIE LABO Episode 5: Huge Cow The description says: If I were to get a cow, It would be a small one Person who made it: Karameru Person who helped: Gurun Person who made the endcard: Inohara 0:00 MATATABI MOVIE LABO ACRONYM!!! (Translation gets funky here, Japanese characters are very different from English letters) 0:05 Let's start with the letter "Ma". 0:10 Majimeni. (Seriously) 0:15 Takumashiku. (Robust) 0:20 Taisetsuni. (Precuously) 0:25 ...Bireini. (Beautifully) 0:30 Mu!? Mu... Mugamuchuni. (Mu is busy) 0:40 What!? What kind of sound is "-" supposed to make? "Eueeegh?" What? Help me!!!! Mommy!!!!!! (Theme song) AAAAHHHHH If you're feeling hungry Why don't you take a swig of the air I could give gold to a cat and pearls to a pig I'm giving it all away AAAAHHHHH Anything thats fun out there I'll forget about it and ruin it in the MATATABI MOVIE I could be doing rock paper scissors with a crab or a footrace with a snail Whether its fact or fiction I don't care So let's get started now Jajajaja 1:28 Cafe 1:30 Wow, so this is the new cafe that opened. Looks really beautiful. Let's go inside. 1:42 WELCOMEaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaa 1:45 What... I've been greeted like I just walked into a bar... 1:49 How many customers? 1:50 Uhh, one. one. 1:51 ONE CUSTOMERaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa 1:53 I'm scared, this is a cafe, right? The outside looked real nice, but now it seems I've walked into a bar. 2:03 Would you like the counter, table or floor seating? 2:07 You guys offer floor seating? Damn... I'm fine with the table. 2:12 TABLEaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa 2:18 You sound like a siren... what's with your voice!? 2:23 Also, you can choos between non-smoking and smoking seats. 2:28 I don't smoke, so I'll go with non-smoking. What's with that bellowing smoke from the smoking table? Oh, it's a campfire!? At a cafe!? They're talking about campfire smoke, not tabacco smoke!? 3:06 I dropped the normal one! 3:11 [Please stand by.] 3:12 Please come with me. And here is your appetiser. 3:19 Appetiser? Now I'm convinced that this is a bar, not a cafe. I came here because I wanted coffee. Now what kind of beans do you have? 3:38 We have edamame! ONE EDAMAME COMING RIGHT UPaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaa 3:40 No, not those beans ya moron, Coffe beans! 3:47 I'm sorry sir, coffee beans you said? This is our menu. 3:56 Woah, that's massive. How many different types of coffee you got? Wait, just Blue Mountain? Just one type of coffee? One blue mountain then. 4:13 ONE BLUEaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4:15 You reffered to the coffee as "blue"... What? Why is there a blue mountain? It looks like the final level of ice climbers! Oh, now the mountain is sinkng... 4:32 That's it for the blue mountain! 4:34 Wait that's it? 4:52 That's it for the blue mountain! 4:54 so that mountain was just for show? You've got to be kidding me, I want coffee! 5:03 Coffee? We do have coffee! 5:05 Ohh, so you DO have coffee. 5:11 Yes, our coffee comes in S, M, and L sizes. 5:15 I'm not too thirsty, so I'll go for a S size. 5:19 REGULAR COFFEE "S" COMING RIGHT UPaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa Here is your small size! 5:21 What? There's nothing there... 5:30 Customer, you have to look very closely... It's a little bit small... 5:40 Man, that is absolutley tiny! There's sort of a line you've got to draw when you refer to something as small... Can I even drink this? 5:50 This size is popular with our small creatures. 5:52 Small Creatures? 5:59 SIR! You shouldn't talk so loud! Look, the coffee is gone! 6:01 Oh my god! The wind blew it away! I'm sorry! It's only because you make these sizes so small! 6:16 Macaroni Gratin 7:06 I'm sorry! Wrong ad! 7:12 Raise red! 7:14 Don't raise white! 7:17 Don't lower red! 7:18 Lower red! 7:21 Lower red! 7:23 Lower red! 7:25 Lower red! 7:27 Lower red! 7:29 Lower red! 7:31 Lower red! 7:33 Lower red! 7:35 Lower red! 7:37 Lower red! 7:39 Lower red! 7:43 Since the S size was terribly small, I think I should see what an L size is like. 7:50 The biggest L size? Actually, the biggest one is the M size. 7:57 M size? Why? Doesn't it go in the order S, M, L? But the biggest is M? 8:02 Yes. M stands for "Absolutley Fucking Massive." 8:06 "Absolutley Fucking Massive"? That's kind of difficult to assume. Why would you put M in the middle when it's the largest size? 8:16 But we're confident people would understand... 8:19 Anyway, give me the "Absolutley Fucking Massive" size coffee. 8:21 ONE MASSIVE COMING RIGHT UPaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA 8:24 Here's your massive size! 8:26 Wow, that is huge! It's bellowing steam, so I think this is pretty damn hot. 8:33 Now we will add milk. 8:36 Moo. 8:37 Why is there a cow here? Do I have to milk him? I think I should... Woah. Woah. The cow is really making some noise! Ahh, it's warm! This must be some premium milk. Might as well try it now. Here I go. Damn, that tastes amazing! 9:08 Also, there is a free service right now, where we can put latte art on your coffee! 9:13 Latte Art? Finally, something that is reminecint of a cafe! You were like a bar the whole time... I would like to see the latte art. Ahh, I wonder what it will look like... 9:24 MOO 9:24 Oh, so you're the one doing the art!? Dear god, that is that is absolutley stunning! This may seem like a waste, but I don't think I want to drink this! Its so beautiful! Can I have my check? 9:43 ONE CHECK COMING RIGHT UPaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Your total comes to $206.80. 9:51 WHAT!?!?!? ISN'T WHAT REALLY EXPENSIVE!? 9:56 Your small size coffee was $100, Your absolutley fucking massive size coffee was also $100. 10:03 THE M SIZE WAS ALSO $100!? Why is the coffee $100? 10:06 The S size is expensive because of the tiny little cups. and the M size is huge. 10:17 Expensive because it's huge? I understand. Well, guess I'm paying then. Actually on that note, how much was the L size? 10:31 The L size was $3. 10:32 I SHOULD HAVE ORDERED THE L SIZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Outtro song) Even if you find someone you love Your relationship with them will end someday But you see I wished I will be able to see her again And so I softly waved to the setting sun Even though I said some very good things to her I am now at my limits 11:05 MATATABI QUIZ!!! In this section of the show you'll be answering a QUIZ! 11:11 QUIZ 11:13 Which is stronger? The tissue or the hankercheif? Click the link to answer! Also subscribe! Comment posted 2 hours after upload. Account run by ItsDaDoc
@KarameruEnglishTranslator4 жыл бұрын
Time it took to translate: 2 Hours, 13 Minutes I woke up at 3 in the fucking morning to do this
@pyanful08784 жыл бұрын
Tysm I've been waiting for your daily service 😻💕
@crishnagarkar77324 жыл бұрын
Thank youuu so much buddy... you dunno your comment means a lot... we non Japanese fans keep scrolling for your comments..lots of love for your efforts ... you’re a rock star🤩🌟💖
@GGanon4 жыл бұрын
Your hard work is the reason I can enjoy these videos. I lub u
@zamn52354 жыл бұрын
Karameru English Translator // からめる英語翻訳 ur being so good, the channel owner should make a link for adding cc ;)
I love the voice acting, the delivery is so funny and I like how they crack up lol
@fell_ink38623 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mikun_yukkuri4 жыл бұрын
からんからんからんって自分で言って入っていくの好き
@rev17204 жыл бұрын
Let's be real though. You watched the whole thing not understanding what they are saying and then rewatched it after scrolling down and seeing the translation someone put up.
@jambujain47003 жыл бұрын
yes😭😭😭
@theoziggy20713 жыл бұрын
Well duh i need an explanation of why the cow nutted in the coffee.
@pain36723 жыл бұрын
@@theoziggy2071 it's not.....milk?
@Diapolo103 жыл бұрын
Partially correct, though while I almost never undertand all the nuances I still get the gist of it as I recognise enough of the words to follow along somewhat. And I don't always even read the translations because they're often late. It's not that the conversations are difficult, they're closer to the real spoken language, but it helps to have watched plenty of anime as that's enough to learn some meanings for common words or phrases. I could never enjoy this show in the same way if everything was written out, but through listening to the voice acting a majority of the language barrier is broken. In my case anyway.