GRAVITY FALLS has ADULT JOKES and please excuse me because i am absolutely not okay

[@MathewMcKenna]

dont mind me out here tryna ruin your childhood 💅

[@RandomDNA4137]

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[@Ozloz]

I re-watched this recently, you can’t scar me more than I’ve already been scared

[@billciphergirl6049]

@@Ozloz true

[@heidibermudez2072]

ik youre on a venture to react to less music, but... day smth of requesting will wood 🙏

[@MarcWolf8]

Day 12 of asking Mathew to react to the My Little Pony tv show

[@luciaabelle]

most things in gravity falls that surprisingly got passed the censors weren’t the adult jokes but rather a lot of disturbingly scary scenes

[@_tedtheenderman_6177]

But also a few more adult jokes. I'm surprised they got away with some of it BSDHGB But yeah mostly horrifying scenes.

[@BreakerXtra]

"How about i rearrange all the holes in your face!"

[@PeaceandAnarchy]

@@BreakerXtra “I’ve got some children I need to make into corpses!”

[@ozyisgoated]

The shapeshifter.

[@momomomocensoredbyyoutube9085]

If you thought this was bad you should look at the shows on TV during the early 90's.

[@ragequazar]

man, you have absolutely NO idea what gravity falls is like if you think it's a seemingly innocent show, hot damn.

[@palomaroggeri8680]

Wait have you seen gravity falls or not? Because it is like, one of the least innocent “kids shows”.

[@freakymothperson]

Yeah it's not just jokes either, the whole shows story line is real scary. Especially as a kid

[@kamrynsmart3295]

He’s seen the first episode, he watched it on the channel. I don’t know if he saw past that yet

[@worldpeace6322]

I really hope he continues it

[@GlyphMusicOfficial]

Agreed🤣

[@idealistic6440]

@@freakymothperson agreed, especially the northwest mansion manor episode. that terrified me lol

[@drewcantdraw7785]

soos is cutting “w-necks” into his shirt to be up on the fashion trends “mcsuckit” is because the old guys name is mcgucket dipper and mabel switched bodies in the puberty explanation scene so that’s why “dipper” was freaking out and didn’t sound like himself i have all the episodes completely memorized so i feel comfortable saying this, none of it is a spoiler (at least not more than some of the clips you watched)

[@IceAlias]

You forgot to mention the context behind H R missing in the blimp. I heart kids became I ea t kids

[@FrogmanAnime]

Not to mention the burning ballon…actually I won’t mention that…nightmarish…I ea t kid + burning balloon…yikes

[@rynbliss]

with the giant letter H and letter R, the joke was just "what the H" like what the hell, and then he gets hit with an H. the R is because the air balloon is meant to say "I HEART KIDS" but the H and the R fall so instead it says "I EA T KIDS"

[@animeguy1633]

I wish the rest of the scene was shown. it was so good and very cinematic

[@rynbliss]

yea i was honestly surprised it didnt. a giant floating head on fire saying it eats children is pretty appropriate for this kind of compilation

[@paulanseaume7378]

Will this be the Bite of '87 ?!!

[@rynbliss]

@@treeofrage7622 really?? i never got that impression. i always saw it as "i eat kids" being the main gag, thats why the h and r had to fall, and the h was used for an additional what the hell joke. i dont think alex hirsch would ever intentionally make that kind of joke

[@mascian]

@@rynbliss and the r was also used for the "let er' rip!" "The letter R ripped!" joke that came before the "What the H?" one.

[@TinkaDreamChaser]

Someone probably already explained it, but the 'Letter Rip' scene was about a hot air balloon in the shape of Stans face saying "I HEART KIDS" Meaning the H and R falling down turned it into "I _EA_T_KIDS", drifting off to later terrify dozens of people

[@jmurray1110]

God had cursed us for our terrible taste in everything

[@nexusimmortal3669]

hr being an hr complaint

[@singingofsilver]

Forever one of my favourite scenes.

[@Jzombi301]

but it’s also just a hell joke with him saying "what the H?"

[@MetaLatias5]

Dipper sounded different in the clips of Stan teaching him about the birds and the bees, because that was from a body-switching episode where Dipper and Mabel accidentally switched bodies, meaning that was actually Mabel

[@normalgamergal]

3:40 The boys aren't real; they're Mabel's "dream boys" from an old show. The whole scene was a fantasy in her mind. Also, do you have plans to watch the rest of the series? It's one of my favorites and has a pretty solid fan base that are always looking for new reactors.

[@Uni_op]

I’d love to see a reaction to the whole show

[@maccari8828]

We already knew about these jokes, that one of the reasons my mom didn't like me watching the show. None the less, Gravity Falls is one of the *best* Disney shows ever 👏🏼

[@luckycoin9989]

Ye

[@edward18517]

You need to get a different mom.

[@pemanilnoob]

Me and my mom watch the show together

[@cryptidclaws3640]

Hearing someone describe arguably the most viscerally disturbing series of my entire childhood as innocent is impressively funny to me. I assure you that most of the series has this kind of tone and some are literally just lovecraftian horror. For no reason. Weirdmagedon was really something.

[@calmwaveofchaos1878]

I remember the convenience store episode being the first one to really mess me up. I had nightmares about that toucan for a week. Northwest Mansion also left an impact on my psyche, but I think by Weirdmagedon I was too desensitized.

[@0w0nashy]

The only episode I remember seeing as a kid (9-10 yrs old) was the one with the mini golf balls and it traumatized me because I was a kid of my little pony and that cute stuff😭🤣

[@matthewbest5421]

There is one series that topped this one in terms of how desturbing it was, Courage the Cowardly Dog. I couldn't even finish two episodes of that show, it gave me the creeps.

[@billciphergirl6049]

I would genuinely watch you doing a gravity falls reaction series, it seems like something you would like. Sidenote... it is NOT an innocent children's show... it gets DARK, literally and psychologically for 5he viewers and characters.

[@imnotgoodwithnames4101]

Not so fun fact: In the second clip Stan isn't talking about his own kids, Alex Hirsch confirmed he has none, in that scene he's repeating all the thing his father said to him as a child.

[@LadyOMyth]

The funny think of that joke Stan told about marriage is that, if you didn’t notice, the man was holding a box behind his back. He was about to ask her to marry him. That’s why they rowed away so quickly.

[@animeguy1633]

8:58 that dog said in reverse "must distrust grunkle"

[@quackquack2436]

the fact this had me by the throat back in the day when we were all making the most elaborate theories on the show, lol those were the good times

[@Wrennityy]

1:17 ‘I feel like gravity falls is a bit more of an innocent show’ *oh.* *oh you’ve seen n o t h i n g*

[@K-Y-L-E]

3:10 Smuggling pugs across the border. Pugs is a substitute for Drugs in that scene

[@seesawseesaw]

I cannot believe I never realised that

[@grand_admiral_henrich4416]

I was today years old when I learnt that 😮😮😮😮😮. I waw a HUGE gravity falls nerd

[@hayleebug3840]

I've read too many horrifying news articles cause I automatically assumed the drugs were inside the pugs...

[@anerdwithaswitch9686]

And given that Stan has been to prison in three different countries (one of which we know to be Colombia) it's entirely possible (and probably likely) that he was involved in the actual drug trade as well before settling in Gravity Falls.

[@_helvetixa]

Mathew: gravity falls seems like a pretty innocent show Me: *laughs in weirdmageddon*

[@mephilesthedarkfalcon8708]

Me: *laughs in the blood ritual*

[@coyotix]

Me: **laughs in bills original plan in sock opera**

[@anerdwithaswitch9686]

@@coyotix In fairness, Bill's plan to throw Dipper's body off of the water tower was only revealed in suplemental material, not in the show itself.

[@qweraven9]

When you said dippers voice sounded like Mabel’s, that was an episode where they body swapped

[@MathewMcKenna]

LOL wow i'm impressed with myself

[@qweraven9]

@@MathewMcKenna totally unrelated but six the musical is in Australia

[@mbot1901]

I find it so funny that he pictures gravity falls as an innocent show, just wait till he sees literally anything Bill has done

[@TheforeverPigeonKing]

The fact Stan invented a crime called “pug smuggling” is comedy gold

[@Fuzunga]

Stan has a hot air ballon shaped like his face that says “I heart kids”, but some letters fall off and it ends up saying “I eat kids” instead.

[@thunder_wolf23]

"WHAT THE H!?"

[@finpin2622]

What Gravity Falls lacks in innuendos, it more than makes up for with oddly visceral body horror!

[@jaxcraft2848]

Man's spoiling the show for himself already. 😆

[@Beano__]

3:05 its a joke about cocaine edit: it might actually be about human trafficking

[@ParsureArts]

Pug trafficking-> drug trafficking

[@Jemmick]

A lot of people talk about the line: “I have some kids I need to make into corpses” making it past the Disney sensors, *that **_was_** the Disney censors*

[@mikeyj19]

I feel like Gravity Falls has more dark jokes/scenes than adult jokes. Either way, love me some Gravity Falls content

[@froggpiss6592]

i like how the ending episodes weren’t included despite being the darkest episodes of the entire series.

[@_tedtheenderman_6177]

I now vote that we make Mathew watch through the disturbing shtuff that Gravity Falls fans were ACTUALLY scarred for life from

[@reoij]

He just watched two episodes and called it quits 😭

[@truebornseeker9767]

Btw! The puppy smuggling joke is that grunkle Stan is “pug trafficking”

[@dr.shrimpspuertorico4531]

This man is being tortured by shows for children.

[@MathewMcKenna]

i mean it speaks volumes to my resilience lmao

[@dr.shrimpspuertorico4531]

That's fair.

[@dr.shrimpspuertorico4531]

Your not annoying, you bring up a horrifyingly true point.

[@austincaldwell4258]

@MackWaffle I was really young when I saw this and didn’t get scarred but then again I watched a nightmare on elm street when I was 6

[@saxophonebuizel2458]

3:55 for context she is day dreaming that what they were going to get after they reported the lockness monster Mable wanted a hamster ball and was she was simping for these popstars (or was it a reality TV show idk) and she as usual she is the definition of a boy crazy 12 year old (yeah she's 12) so that's the context

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

“That didn’t even sound like his voice.” That’s because it’s Mabel. She and Dipper accidentally swapped bodies in that episode.

[@Smartness_itself]

The Wendy one is not a joke. It is appropriate, because teeth really glow when exposed to ultraviolet light.

[@kbef2438]

"Its like a crime scene in my mouth"

[@Smartness_itself]

@@kbef2438 Isn't it?

[@blazejunior2293]

@@Smartness_itselfapparently glowing teeth is inappropriate

[@cherrybombwaffles518]

7:06 there are two jokes to this. the first one being Stan saying "What The H?" and the second one is that they made a balloon of Stan's face that said "I HEART KIDS". however, the H and the R in HEART came off, so instead the balloon says "I EA T KIDS"

[@erickck240]

I love how they censored "Blind the Child" into "Burn the Child"

[@fireninetails]

Everyone propably already said that but still In 8:13 is episode where Mabel and Dipper switch bodies. And grunkle Stan explained all of this to Mabel(and that why his voice like that) And yes I made this joke even worse (=_=)

[@Ashcatlover]

1:57 - Stan doesn't have any kids, he just said what his dad said to him about kids ruining your life so yeah, its still sad lol 7:16 - The balloon originally said "I heart kids" so when H and R fell down it changed to "I eat kids" that why r also fell lol 8:16 - Dipper and Mabel switched bodies in this episode, that's why "dipper" sounds like his sister

[@mead0ws0vergrown]

the dudes were oggling mabel because it was her own self created fantasy in her head. a huge chunk of the show is mabel getting crushes on guys and fantasising about the perfect boyfriend.

[@gvnlessktchn]

the “what the h” joke is because he made a hot air balloon that said “i heart kids” and the h and r ripped off so it said “i eat kids” instead lmao

[@foursidekm]

Yeah but that's not why it's in the video. Otherwise they would have showed that

[@NomchipomPlays]

7:14 that's cause the balloon is supposed to say "I heart kids" but with the h and r gone it says "I eat kids"

[@KxngAP]

5:11 that was the best dark joke this video

[@MARzOffical-r1n]

The R fell because it said “I heart kids!” But since they fell it says “I eat kids!”

[@lillyrayne1227]

With the puppies, it's the fact that they're all pugs and pugs rhymes with drugs. It basically a reference to drug trafficking/smuggling.

[@Cygnusart0843]

7:16 I think he’s supposed to be saying, “what the hell!” 😂

[@thunder_wolf23]

The reason Gravity Falls is one of the five pillars of modern animation is that Alex Hirsch understood something so many others at Disney fail to. Animation is a medium, not a genre.

[@Ozloz]

Please watch a lot of Bill clips or something like that, he’s the best and I’m surprised none of his jokes made it in. I guess it’s just more dark humour than adult humour

[@philipshenton6677]

1:10 in an episode with the love god 2 old woman’s were supposed to be lesbians and kiss but Disney censored it and Alex hirsh had to cut it out because it was 2012 Disney doing that didn’t age quite so well

[@Bedrockpanda-yw2jo]

The McSuckIt was a pun, as his name is McGuckit

[@easyscout8369]

What's funny about that furry fetish teddy bear suit scene. Is they censored it by instead of a teddy bear suit. Soos is half naked and it in only his underwear and a question mark

[@quackquack2436]

fr like they just made it worst 😭

[@mrleeincorp]

2:10 I haven't seen anyone bring up this part, so uh, here's a bit of context that makes this scene a bit worse: The series' creator later said that Stan doesn't have kids, and that in this part he was repeating things his own father said to him. Yikes.

[@Idk-lt8os]

7:07 the joke is he said what the h and then a giant h fell on his head

[@theunknownheather7211]

4:24 HE SOUNDS LIKE DUCK FROM DONT HUG ME IN SCARED

[@theunknownheather7211]

I ment dont hug me IM scared

[@Esmeralda-michel]

OH MY DOG HE DOES 😭😭

[@rocky.rocks1445]

There’s a lot of jokes here where you really need the context for

[@Ray_W1nters]

My mom over heard me re-watching the show for the 100th time and it was during "the legend of the gobblewonker" when Stan tells his joke about marriage. Now she will not stop quoting that.

[@emmafeickert8855]

Did anyone else catch the cipher at 6:24? I never noticed it watching the show, and I just noticed it! It says: Sxehuwb lv wkh juhdwhvw pbvwhub ri doo. Dovr: jr rxwvlgh dqg pdnh iulhqgv. Puberty is the greatest mystery of all. Also: go outside and make friends.

[@slashermaster28]

4:08- Not gonna lie, I sometimes forget they're both almost in their teens.

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

The R is there because the balloon is supposed to say “I HEART KIDS” but without the H and the R it says “I EAT KIDS”.

[@BriarYoung]

As someone who doesn't have facial recognition skills, it took me a moment when looking at the thumbnail to realize this wasn't a clip from matpat.

[@Hypedd64]

“Mcsuckit. That’s what Ronald McDonald orders you to do.” Ayo what the hell 😳

[@jaxcraft2848]

7:21: This is why you watch the show to get the context! XD

[@jeromejomon9311]

Never in my life have I seen a company let alone Disney, try to censor a line about teddy bear costumes because of furries.

[@laticalcohol8340]

The joke was that Soos said “oh no a letter ripped” implying that the R ripped and Stan said “what the H” implying Stan asking was he talking about the H ripping off and not the R ripping off and also on top of that joke the balloon had I HEART KIDS on it but then it said I _EA_T KIDS on it

[@hopeless7323]

6:24 "puberty is the greatest mystery of all also: go outside and make friends "

[@jenniferstewarts4851]

8:23 that didn't even sound like him. Thats because it wasn't. Mable and dipper had switched bodies... that was MABLE, grunkle was explaining things to like that. MAPLE.

[@echotube3111]

2:44 He was clearly going to give a thumbs down

[@rin.cosplays]

I just rewatched the video of you reacting to the pilot of GF! More Gravity Falls content!!

[@ifreakinglovethomyorke]

2:58 smuggling pugs. my god alex is so clever

[@Animateddemigod]

“I feel like gravity falls is maybe a bit more of an innocent show” hahahahahahahahaha, yeah, no, not at all. 😂😂

[@kickingitwithlondyn9901]

Fun fact: Mabel is actually five minutes older than dipper

[@philipshenton6677]

7:20 the r is from a hot air balloon he created that looks like stans head and it was meant to say I heart kids but the h and the r came off the hot air balloon and it spelled I eat kids also yes you are right the h joke was meant to be a hell joke

[@_marshP]

Compared to TAWOG, Gravity Falls isn't exactly more "innocent", more like "mature"

[@raamey8962]

Hey mat you should listen to Blixemi’s warrior cats songs specifically these: 1. I’ll be complete 2. And he runs 3. Swallowing shadows 4. One not two 5. Just one heartbeat 6. Fading 7. All they see She’s an amazing artist and I highly recommend her music. I also recommend watching swallowing shadows before just one heartbeat.

[@Person....473]

season 2 episode 4, Stan said "look! childern fighting! i can sell this!" (SPOILER ALERT: Bipper and Mabel were fighting)

[@dreadshin4469]

You missed the switched face and the best Bill line

[@ruffboiALT]

4:00 this is mabel's imagination. they're saying "awesome" because she wants cute guys to think she's awesome. XD

[@TheNexus721]

The one with the puppies in the barrels was a visual pun. Illegal pug trafficking.

[@kickingitwithlondyn9901]

8:15 Mabel and dipper swapped bodies so that was Mabel

[@mikachu_honeydu]

“There sure are a lot of stars out tonight” 🙂

[@Lolo_225]

With context it only gets worse.

[@levimagic3542]

8:14 that is Mabel in Dippers body. Thats why he sounds like Kristen Schaal

[@walmaker8372]

The reason why Dipper sounded different in the scene where he learns about puberty is because is wasn't Dipper but actually Mabel in Dipper's body.

[@themathhatter5290]

You have GOT to watch this series in order.

[@Rubberman202]

Gravity Falls is an amazing show, and it turns 10 years old today! Edit: anyone who thinks Gravity Falls is an "innocent" show clearly knows absolutely nothing about Gravity Falls... and I'm not just talking about the humor.

[@Bryce_killjoy666]

8:49 him referring to Angel was amazing lol

[@beanz3623]

“Are they talking to their childeren??” No a complete stranger

[@jacobcox4565]

There's a joke hidden in the background in an episode where Dipper's thoughts were projected onto a screen. The screen has random sentences flying around but for a few frames, you can see one of them was "No one will notice if I cross my legs."

[@standardhuman8675]

theres WHAT

[@ch3rr1p1r4t3]

THAT AND THE "fully clothed womam" FUCKING ENDED ME god i love this show 😭

[@not-so-happypappypatton]

W H A T 😭

[@blitz4506]

I want him to react to adult jokes to his childhood shows that he missed

[@jrax1713]

Gumball is definitely more heavy on the adult jokes but gravity falls is definitely a more adult show deals with some very heavy themes and dark content I highly recommend it and there are some things in the show that very well may scar you for life lol

[@rainkit1930]

8:20 THATS BECAUSE IT WAS WHEN DIPPER AND MABEL SWITCHED BODIES

[@joda7697]

7:38 for some reason, i never caught that until now.

[@ma.2089]

07:14 they cut the joke -_- it ends with eating kids

[@rubyluvvy6540]

no I think the joke is " what the h" implying hell

[@JosieCooper09]

7:04 WAIT I DIDN'T NOTICE THE FIRST TIME THAT AN R LANDED RIGHT NEXT TO THE H SO IT SAID HR THAT'S SO FUNNY. HUMAN TESOURCES

[@Gotchalegend01]

If you loved these jokes then you'll definitely love the backwards messages in the show

[@muffin_cake2359]

Dunno if Mathew will see this but I'ma say it now, At 8:12 the reason he sounds like hes on helium is because its actually Mabel not Dipper (Episode: Carpet Diem)

[@gabriellavedier9650]

The ex-wife that keeps missing him is Eda the Owl Lady. But she probably never actually does back to attack him. She got what she wanted. Which was his money and a car.

[@E_Hammy]

The Pug Smuggling joke was only REEEAALLY funny, because in the episode before, the news anchor listed out a ton of crimes that Grunkle Stan did, with "smuggling pugs over the border" being the last one shown.

[@williamfincher2260]

Instead of being involved in a drug smuggling operation, Stan is involved in a pug smuggling operation.

[@SophiaScragg-hz3mm]

The fairy dust and powdered candy scenes were references to drugs Fairy dust is the name of a drug, and when Mabel was having a super terrible candy trip it was very similar to doing bath salts and having an acid trip

[@1_obvioulyou123]

10:22 "I feel bad for *Zeus* " Me: Nahhhh jit trippin ☠️☠️☠️