Matryoshkas and Caviar - Moscow review (200th video)

[@DJBlyatman]

Russia is my city !

[@gestalt147]

noice

[@mayor_2k]

Yep, Moscow is my country

[@geromy3154]

russia is not city it is planet

[@crosbythew0lf835]

DJ Blyatman Ireland is mine

[@Πορδαιοκουτσοζουμι]

DJ Blyatman i agree glory the motherland city!

[@viperx3461]

At 8:54 . . . That was a female hand! Boris, did you find yourself a special gopnitsa?

[@robert_wigh]

Impossible! Nyet, blin, Sergei has just begun growing his nails and panting them green. No worries.

[@sadboybushido]

I believe he said "my sister".

[@percypurple9585]

Sergei is transgende

[@evasmiljanic3529]

Didn't he mention somewhere that he has a girlfriend?

[@kompos8144]

No he didn't

[@VrilDerzhava]

I love Boris' crazy bonfire laugh at 3:10

[@chelsea5708]

Regina De Bestiis it cured my depression

[@meetjeric]

that was an epic slav laugh.. it says axaxaxa!

[@thechosenone7622]

Blyat supplies

[@L_back]

4:23 Boris: “I mean what are they going to do? Kick me out?” _litteraly 1 second later_ *police sirens wailing*

[@misupop954]

😂🤣😂🤣Lolll

[@misupop954]

Btw i was ur 35 like

[@L_back]

@@misupop954 thanks!

[@salizaabdulsamad6177]

ikr

[@hegxzdil]

that was an ambulance lmfao

[@osmanthus13]

4:56 “OY BLYAT”

[@nekosan3257]

In my country we see this everyday

[@vexstranding7936]

@@nekosan3257 не в твоей стране ,а нашей

[@EQMVB]

It's Rasputin!!

[@kevsonkeyboard]

It's Luke from The Last Jedi, except he exiled himself to Russia and all he says is "idi nahui, blyat".

[@RageCreati0n]

5:34 Got one of Putin One of Stalin One of Lenin Stalin #2 (Reaches Trump) *Uhhhhh*

[@BlackEpyon]

Why am I not surprised Trump is among them.

[@RageCreati0n]

BlackEpyon as a Trumper, I thought it was the funniest thing!

[@hongseng3670]

There is 1 impostor among us

[@JastwatchingYT]

@@hongseng3670 orange faked tasks vote him

[@hongseng3670]

@@JastwatchingYT yes

[@hellohooman6312]

I’m in russia today and THE SUBWAYS ARE SOOO BEAUTIFUL!

[@kenshi3696]

blyatiful

[@svarog7496]

It's blyatyful

[@kenshi3696]

@@therefore-I-AM slav dictionary my comrade

[@nohabloespanol-t6r]

No comrade it is blyatiful

[@yasserio01]

All the ex soviet union country have beautiful subway, idk why😂

[@aiko9393]

Is it just me or Boris really sounds happier in this video than in other country reviews? 😆

[@noobscoopsies1100]

Everybody in moscow: Blacc Shirt Boris: YELLOWBLYAT!

[@Henri.d.Olivoir]

4:55 Boris just saw Rasputin and didn't even noticed

[@aubreywean680]

Thats why he said "Oh blyat"

[@Rasputi_n]

HAAHAHAHAHA

[@lalallama171]

I KNEW he survived all that

[@jmsgridiron5628]

RA-RA-RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

[@CertainlyCaro]

Rasputin's reincarnation

[@jraymond_123]

6:03 LOOK-IS S T A L I N

[@r.m.ocinneide6935]

Ah Boris. I return to this video often. A dear deceased friend and mentor of mine was a historian of Russia (we often watched your videos in his office) and there are few things I want to do more than finally visit Moscow for his sake. Until things change (hopefully in my lifetime) this video allows me to visit and walk it’s streets in a way that’s far more entertaining than other videos.

[@arteam1980]

Приезжай друг и в Москву и Питер но приезжай летом и ты удивиться как осенняя серая Москва отличается от летней когда все в лёгкой разноцветное одежде когда много людей на улицах гуляет красивых девушек ты никогда не увидишь в одном месте столько .царствие небесное твоему другу .

[@Sulfurbird]

In Europe: Adidas In Russia: *LADIBAS*

[@larslarsson9329]

?

[@Udmurt22]

@@larslarsson9329 в начале видео был момент.

[@donatchannel5882]

*Russia: Abibas

[@Udmurt22]

@@donatchannel5882, yeah, man..

[@canyoufeelthelove3305]

ALIBABABAS

[@luigi55125]

"somebody has to make it look like work is being done" Pretty accurate representation of every job ever.

[@BS23Designs]

Taxi: *exists Boris: *"YOU DO NOT SEE I'M FILMING!?"*

[@pillboysurvives]

eat your cereal

[@cheesist6998]

@@pillboysurvives no eat ur Russian met

[@tommyshelby2250]

*COLORFUL LANGUAGE INCOMING*

[@androide_t5322]

1:05 no it's OUR FAVORITE CITY

[@stephaniestrecker1376]

6:03 Iconic

[@12inch_foot]

6:03 ussr anthem plays

[@jinnnloy563]

I want Boris as my tour guide if I go to Moscow someday.

[@RussianKondr]

You can be tour guide by yourself. step 1: Grab a bottle of vodka 2: drink it by one shot. ????? PROFIT!! Now you lay down drunk as hell and you dont need any guides anymore. Simple

[@Retard4]

Good lick

[@Retard4]

@Linh Nguyen I’m a boy

[@radiomanreal]

Narkotik kal

[@ZerrikanianWiedzimin]

@@Retard4 A cute boy then

[@dantoxism8538]

*Ahh feels good being Bulgarian and being able to read and understand everything in his videos.*

[@no00ob]

Dantoxism I'm Finnish and I understand most of the stuff

[@dantoxism8538]

Aki Kanervo Can you read it tho?

[@thatfishdude789]

Hm da da

[@stonerjew7856]

Feels good being russian and understand everything

[@necree509]

Ай пиздец, and here I am being Russian and not understanding a single bloody Bulgarian word. I bet you folks talk smack about me right now overe there, блин.

[@francisnabo5847]

2:07 nobody noticing Zhukov :(

[@octaviakustiawan7471]

I saw him

[@thearbiter3351]

The hero of the ussr in ww2

[@SirHellNaja]

One of the greatest general ever, also half-Western spy because he likes Coca-Cola

[@mikkicarr5717]

It's so depressing that his portrait is beside a Starbucks. He's definitely rolling in his grave about that.

[@JastwatchingYT]

@ReaveMan there is more wrong with this comment than your genetic pool.

[@MissPumpkinJuice]

*Blyat. Now I can't read English comments without accent.* *Thanks, Boris :D*

[@robert_wigh]

Neither can I, blin. :)

[@lizac9591]

I used to have a British accent, now I roll my R like a Babushka and my parents aren't sure I'm their child now

[@maishabroski6066]

6:23 That’s my type of children’s music

[@borschtisgud]

Agreed.

[@jacobmikel4981]

Sir, is Moscow a nice city to visit? Are people friendly? i think it seems like a rushed process of a video, and it seems like details and other things were left out, it just doesnt seem like a easy process, navigating through the city, etc. it would be nice to see a beautiful city, i am wanting learn of slav culture more, the city seems like a good start, it seems like a scary place, there i said it, im scared..

[@obiwankenobi4989]

Yes, god yes.

[@RussianKondr]

Just watch some tourists vlogs about Moscow at KZbin, man) And welcome to Moscow

[@annoyinggull]

Jacob Mikel this wasn’t really meant to be a proper review of the place if you watched his channel more often you would realise that

[@oktoberfest4424]

0:32 the lady goes “you want picture” 😂

[@conray2338]

Caption say, "How about no"

[@oktoberfest4424]

Conray 2 when I went to Russia people dressed as old figures always came up to us and said that which does mean “do you want to take picture”

[@AgentDanielCross]

@@oktoberfest4424 Yep. I fell for it myself.

[@oktoberfest4424]

Conray 2 he was saying how about no to her

[@Pricey_72]

No I understand Russian, it is "You want picture?". The caption is just what boris is thinking

[@desertfalcon1539]

5:16 As a half Swiss half Russian that regularly goes to Moscow, this part made me smile 😊

[@dfis3616]

When he says looks it’s stalin had me dying for some reason 🤣🤣

[@martonpalfy3900]

4:55 when you see a western spy (spion) in Moscow .

[@zakszazso9860]

🇭🇺

[@ruszok]

@@zakszazso9860 opaaa magyarok

[@zakszazso9860]

@@ruszok oppa

[@dangaming2698]

6:03 “Look is Stalin!”

[@saucyboi8721]

His voice is so cute while saying that

[@dangaming2698]

Papenka 312 ikr

[@fatitankeris6327]

"Oh no, not him again!"

[@ManjitKaur-lm9sj]

Ok

[@theactualnic]

@Linh Nguyen it's just kissing the comrades goodnight, братан

[@trygveskogsholm5963]

This tour is so complete I don't even need to go to Moscow anymore. I've seen everything important.

[@olincekongo]

4:09 *I'm on the list.*

[@jackoff5351]

Killmonger you too?

[@jackbosworth7085]

same

[@skelethrone666]

Visit russia before russia visits your country UPD: wow thanks people for all the likes.

[@IAmShishi]

Visit italy before italy....switch side

[@whyareyougay9872]

They already wisited my country and liked some places and took teritories they liked so its too late now

[@inox1ck]

Romania

[@whyareyougay9872]

@Samke Videos yes i am

[@Swarmah]

@@whyareyougay9872 well, a guess could also be Ukraine

[@Jennifer-sf4hs]

8:54 Female hand! Our favorite slav got a girlfriend

[@lielapecka9292]

He has got a Gopnitsja

[@derMulti26]

Masha

[@Jennifer-sf4hs]

Solomon Grundy which video

[@C0MRADE_GAM1NG]

Iz Gopnista. But you can never be too sure until they have either Weslav or Adidas.

[@TheRussianSmurf]

@Solomon Grundy can u give me link?

[@josiah4341]

5:20 when the train sounds better than your modded Honda Civic

[@whoyoulookingatabs1028]

the Sound that Traction Motors make is something else

[@LordRyan100]

Yes blin more MOCKBA!

[@rbmk__1000]

LordRyan100 agree

[@stefan-kc3be]

If u want cheap drink go to Bucharest

[@empyyrus]

Да блядь!

[@CitySeventeen17]

Фёдор Подъяблонских there is no such thing like write correctly,he may be pronouncing it in Serbian

[@theawesomemikesgameinggr2198]

moskva not mockba

[@Josh-jy6hg]

Legend says that Boris' hands have grown to twice the size of a normal man's because of how many jars of mayonnaise he has opened over the years

[@alfred0621]

You know what they say about big hands.

[@bokatadosev2995]

And kompot

[@ScLuigi]

WESTERN SPY ALERT! Misspelling of Mayonez detected!

[@aIbert12789]

@@alfred0621 big gloves 🧤

[@PhilGarryGame]

6:03 Boris I didn't know you were recording me!

[@Rex-xj4dj]

Joseph Stalin I’m recording you from the western world. DO NOT HATE ME BLIN

[@Националбольшевик-ъ4щ]

Slav Apache Fang ГУЛАГ for western spy

[@n.3352]

we love you tavaritch Stalin

[@dencetrov7099]

Rastreliat all western spies

[@iamkaleep]

Hello *comrade*

[@wildrea]

Boris: "Accept your fate of going deaf early on.". *DEAF* Kaix: "Now I understand why people need subtitles an why it is difficult to understand Boris.".

[@grant2756]

Boris you could make a 72 hour video of you just walking around anywhere and Id watch the whole thing

[@ljuc]

That's a bit creepy.

[@COPPETsan]

Your videos are just so... magical

[@Fr0mDark2Light]

Let us see more of Oksana(Wife no.4), Boris. 8:53

[@ilmamartinez522]

Boris: "children's songs are playing" *russian anthem plays* Russian anthem: am I a joke to you?!

[@an_actual_idiot]

I think that was the Soviet anthem

[@СофьяОзерова-е9п]

​@@an_actual_idiot у гимна рф и ссср одинаковый мотив

[@annikaaws1737]

I love your intro and outro, I always start dancing when I hear them

[@markoslamnik2812]

12:20 they are walking so perfectly

[@DeltaMezzo]

ikr?

[@gekkou7374]

haha, el espíritu soviético

[@PrytossianBroadcast]

IK RAIGHT

[@TheNoClanNoob]

the real hero here

[@alty2530]

4:55 oh blyat 🤣🤣🤣 this literally just killed me

[@xxviktorxx]

😂😂

[@TheYakasama]

me too ahahahahaha

[@charred_dog]

GULAGed

[@matteobadin]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH I'm dying

[@Bebraviciene]

*OY* *BLYAT*

[@zar5989]

Oh man I discovered you some days ago and I am now addicted to your videos, even if I get half the jokes because I’m not Slav 😂😂 thanks!

[@ELZID10]

Moscow, one of my favorites cities in the world, i wanna see more Boris!!

[@Deathbyreality1]

Nice Metro exodus gameplay boris didnt know you got the game this early

[@EstEsreil]

6:03 ‘look is stalin’ omfg 😂👌 *yes*

[@mabelpines1366]

His voice goes with the man moving his hands at stalin

[@ioverdosedonchildren9523]

You shall not exist British baguette

[@juzernejm4308]

Still alive

[@lordmarshal3799]

Your name is British Baguette. Wait, that's illegal!

[@bencezrinyi6761]

I like the giant Zhukov plastered on the building at 2:05

[@whiskey419]

YES! BORIS WENT TO MOSCOW UUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA!

[@DaemonRPG]

Ануууу, чики-брики в Москве :D

[@ddddd8062]

Boris went to my home city blin this calls for extended squat session

[@AggyGRE]

Comrade FigTM URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*bleh i choked blyat* rrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[@Mister_Kourkoutas]

*HE FINALLY DID MOSCOW, THE ABSOLUTE SLAVMAN*

[@enzothebaker780]

Be careful of dark ones when traveling the Metro.

[@LightCrasher]

Yeah, the drunk ones are dangerous.

[@r.musawi5074]

LightCrasher its a metro(GAME) joke

[@guydives1246]

the dark ones come much later

[@r.musawi5074]

Tigrao Sass "You reap what you sow. Force answers force, war breeds war, and death only brings death. To break this vicious circle one must do more than just act without any thought or doubt."

[@okey4934]

Tigrao Sass no you show track suit

[@blackberrycherry3]

8:57 “This is sacks of cheese! Filled with cheese.. Different cheese, I guess.” That’s all that I could catch. 🤷‍♀️

[@kilppa]

As a Finnish person... They say Moscow is expensive, but damn, those vodka prices are still so damn cheap!

[@them1nn3r]

Very expensive to live in. But yeah. The vodka is ok :D

[@lordofshades9852]

So 1 American dollar is equivalent to how many rubles

[@talknight2]

Moscow is expensive compared to the rest of Russia and most of Eastern Europe, even rivaling many cities in the west, but nowhere near the Nordic countries.

[@roberttaylor698]

1 American dollar is about 100 rubles

[@katiebayliss9887]

Yoshikage Kira I thought you wrote rubies, lol 👌

[@jackrabbit5155]

5:25 that dude in the background giving the side eye lmfao

[@Knife_ToMeetYou]

jackrabbit “the hell he doin over there?”

[@thechosenone7622]

Wtf he doin there with that statue

[@Bauhauskiddo]

Please more Moskva, Boris! This was lots of fun :)

[@OhManImSorry]

Самое печальное что он забыл показать чуть ли не главную гордость всего СНГ.... Это шаурма,великая и прекрасная шаурма у автовокзала

[@stephikarolyi8706]

3:10 Slav laughter

[@unknownkiwi4040]

4:56 "OY BLYAT" i had to go back again and again :'D

[@me_hillaryous]

Congrats on your 200th video Boris! Stay cheeki breeki

[@dauntlesschicken9756]

Boris, thanks so much for this video! I never knew Moscow was that beautiful. ♥️

[@ynog0978]

2:08 is that a Starbucks stall beside a georgy zhukov mural?

[@Playbound]

Ооо Боря, Боря, давно не видели тебя)))

[@alexboyer9337]

Do St Petersburg

[@levibowman3262]

Bro never changed his intro respect

[@stinky.6909]

Im so gonna make a small Boris in crafting class 🤘

[@wombat6]

Just when I was feeling like shit, a Boris video pops up in my KZbin feed. Thanks for lmaking me laugh time and time again dude, and happy halloween or whatever the true slavic equivalent to that day is. Blin.

[@glenpalmer9895]

The hand at 8:54! Who Is the owner of that hand ?

[@Дмитрий-я2э6ц]

Superslav quatting adidas tracksuit wearing Boris' girlfriend maybe? Or Sergei is complete debil

[@Venislovas]

Room service.

[@TheShmarny]

That's his girlfriend

[@itsyaboi424]

He probably had seen his own tutorial about getting a slav girlfriend!

[@paulrebellion9548]

It's ya boi DA!

[@wildrea]

Boris subtitles: "[Subtitles missing]" Kaix: "You said: "Subtitles missing" with subtitles, so there are subtitles: Мат!"

[@fucekysisebelah7857]

What Font Name In Our KZbin Profile *Blyat*

[@ryanotte6737]

That is cheeki breeki indeed.

[@kilppa]

They sell firewood and grill supplies at Finnish gas stations too.

[@katiebayliss9887]

Kriste Isopahkala very nice 👌

[@daveclima5497]

in slovakia too lol

[@basemaus3728]

even at dutch gas station, mostly in summer

[@Φιλιππος-ΡαφαηλΛιουσας]

I work at a gas station and we sell those things too (GREECE)\

[@SKULLCRUSHERnr1]

Swede too

[@rheymarvinsalestre4075]

"You take picture of this, you end up on some kind of list.." I wonder what kind of list too..

[@wesleymartins5970]

No squating? No meeting with local gopniks?

[@thekristler6865]

Just realized you are near 2 MILLION subscribers and stay cheeky breeki

[@Texan_Patriot]

7:55 I have that same ring! It's a bottle opener, very convenient for when you pick up the wrong bottle and need an opener...😎👌

[@abuba_11]

I was waiting for that very long time

[@cunningtam6881]

12:20 Blyat, even the normal women are marching to glory of old Soviet Union. That is one capital of biggest country.

[@wolfmaan]

Congratulations on 200th video! Staying Cheeki Breeki

[@larsx8662]

Boris moves through Moscow like a Sukhoi moves through sky! A pleasure to watch both! Stay Cheeki Breeki!!

[@Chalz108]

Boris you're the best KZbinr blin

[@mamedkharitonov9073]

chalz108 Your face looks weird.

[@tsweens13]

0:14 lEg rEvEAL cOnFIrMeD

[@derkzyyy6566]

Lmao 69th like

[@derkzyyy6566]

SH4D0W GAMING what?

[@luciasoosova2182]

@@SHDW-qs8zf he is not HowToBasic

[@verdessence]

rUsSiAn hOwToBaSiC

[@achrafhamdani884]

@@luciasoosova2182 what did he say?he deleted his comment

[@axel9797]

Almost 1 million........you've come a long way Boris

[@pentium8306]

Борис, ты лучший ! Поздравляю с наступающим 1.000.000ом подписчиков. Москва рулит бл*ть ! ))

[@urmomsbestfriend]

Питер пизже.

[@sasjadevries]

_Два ноля лишних :)_ Надеюсь Собянин не так деньги считает...

[@totodaneto]

sasja de vries, это не ошибка, это пожелание)

[@pentium8306]

sasja de vries. Бля )

[@anactualalpaca7016]

This channel is so fun

[@mohamadezzo4017]

8:53 your girlfriend?

[@csikibence8189]

Probably masha

[@dhruvgupta1377]

Yes i think

[@Rasputi_n]

ItS mAshA

[@belgianlettuce5409]

I think its waitress

[@pablozurita2996]

Legend is that boris doesn't add subtitles but whenever he talks subtitles appear in real life

[@dangnabbityourottenteenage6267]

6:03 the real Stalin is rolling in his grave

[@qurbanabbas1448]

6:00 ahahaha I died for Stalin zoom :D

[@lichewitz8905]

I'm curious, what exactly happened at 0:33 with that girl?

[@nasku2506]

Probably told him to stop filming

[@plamenpetrov2014]

Yep, that's exactly what she says

[@chriskudo6344]

*laughs in slav*

[@chriskudo6344]

@@plamenpetrov2014 she didn't xaxa

[@zZzAXEzZz]

cosplayer invited go to take a picture(for money) -how about no))

[@thebuddy4517]

0:35 look, is a lada

[@noahrhodes1409]

recognized most buildings and places thanks to Metro Last light

[@swagmaster6922]

The KZbin Carnivore lmfao me tooo

[@TheIdiotPlays]

Yep same lol.

[@r.musawi5074]

Who's getting exodus too? I'm waiting for a special edition

[@bitai683]

The KZbin Carnivore I pirated that for the ps3

[@lly_09]

2:25 what they gonna do to me? Kick me out? 😂😂😂Boris is such a slav

[@brokennp666oof3]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

[@gladoslisaskidnappedpodcas3750]

@@brokennp666oof3 🖕

[@Velu0]

@@brokennp666oof3 🖕🏻

[@e6486]

@@brokennp666oof3 🖕

[@thechosenone7622]

@@brokennp666oof3 🖕

[@joanm.1991]

8:24 foot reveal!

[@dopamineeu]

It`s HOWTOBASIC xdddddddddddddddddddd

[@pacio4314]

Very hairy

[@darkredfoxy1794]

6:10 give me the small boris

[@flakey-finn]

𝗬 𝗘 𝗦

[@takashi.mizuiro]

YES

[@BALD_3AGL3_77]

YES

[@dxrknessyt8737]

*Д А*

[@tysm.]

*Y E S*

[@eggonbread7054]

You know Boris was sick when he says that he forgot his knife.

[@Alex2K]

Blyatifull

[@edvinzakrisson131]

blin master boris in Moscow!!! yay

[@grzesiek031183]

Nareszcie sensowna recenzja z podróży. Brawo Boris 👏

[@yotamravid3159]

8:53 That is not sergei...

[@АлександарДуњић]

Yes it is Debil!

[@anarchismconnoisseur2892]

Sergei is now a woman.

[@justmechanicthings]

Exactly, he was to be called Susei now.

[@maksyyt2711]

Yeetom Reevid no that is mailman maksim that was in hotel by accident he broke his car in croosout if you saw the crossout video...

[@cringemaki]

Maybe is Boris babushka

[@Raven-mu7ty]

Putin,stalin,Lenin,stalin 2,ahhhhhh

[@sheltoncoutinho3440]

That's stalian trump

[@marurios1124]

No that was cyka blyat idinahui president of usa but first it is best president putin again Russia 🇷🇺 #1

[@Raven-mu7ty]

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2020 BLYAT MORE VODKA

[@RussianKondr]

He is probably Asian. They have a new year in February or somthing like that

[@peterli6138]

Stalin number 2 ...... would that be Kaganovich? Or Beria?

[@TinyBolts1]

Red in russian sometimes means nice, beautiful or good looking.

[@Olegstuff21986]

Not anymore, it used to mean beautiful but now it only has the meaning of colour. However, the similar word красивый (krasiviy) means beautiful.