Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 137 - The War Room [Jul. 8, 2019]

[@Pruane35Forever]

1:15:53 "i was trying to decarb hash oil in my toaster oven on my roof deck"

[@P_steez]

Not even that weird of a sentence for a mccusker

[@STSGuitar16]

It’s hilarious how you can totally hear in their voices alone that they’re brothers, then one of them will drop some shit like that and it’s even more clear lmaooo. It’s like, how tf are there more than one of these guys and how did they come to be such Shamans 😂😂😂 we need to meet Papa McCuskee to see if he also carries the Shaman gene lol

[@D1recktor]

Hearing this cast from 2019 in 2024 is WILD. shoutout to all the boys

[@BlessedDawg]

Whaddup bull

[@danwild9947]

11 mins in after 2 years straight of mssp and warmode

[@fourcampsreally9385]

2019 cast, I'm from the future, don't move to Texas and start hanging out with celebrities. You will also abandon the media that made you the number one patreon cast and only show up to work once a month maybe. Stay in Philly and skip SNL

[@boiiiitellyouwat9208]

Every show/cast/artist has there golden era. This was that time for mssp

[@Mustacheman17]

They somehow knew about Drake🤣

[@rastanoimposta2437]

Spud: “that’s fake news” Bill: “we’ll hit em with it” 😂

[@austinduke8981]

These guys were made for each other

[@danwild9947]

Shits goat

[@jonathanstow9638]

Matt: "How long is the flight to Thailand?" Billy: "I wouldn't know"

[@laptv2144]

I’ve been to Thailand which made that part even funnier. It’s 20 hrs. My calves cramped for multiple days after that

[@frankhorrigan717]

@@laptv2144did you meet some mighty fine ladyboys to sensually stimulate your penis

[@barahng]

​@@laptv2144How were the ladybois?

[@MangoSolzhenitsyn]

He went down to Thailand and did the deed for the dawgz

[@danieltroy4952]

Ww#***3,,,,,,,,,,,3,$2😂2

[@mkieley763]

MSSP + Warmode = better than JRE

[@juicysmollett150]

Jre kinda stinks now

[@Robfog6]

Facts

[@JdEnigma07]

Shit, it’s better than drugs

[@HeywoodJablome28]

@@JdEnigma07way too real

[@jamiepalmer5691]

Shane vs Billy is always gold

[@MilesWilliams88]

The rivalry of our generation.

[@Austism_Powers]

Billy is the only one who can consistently “big brother” Shane and it’s amazing. Its great to see Shane on the other side of bullying.

[@Orthodixie33]

@@Austism_PowersShane was the Captain of SS Bro, he was playing football like his life depended on it

[@samcarroll4767]

Just two tops arguing who's gonna be bottom

[@bh-0330]

Spud was on absolute fire this cast.

[@RS-qy5hn]

This might be one of my favorite episodes of The MSSP. Shoutouts to warmode.

[@TimothyMcVay]

Who r they with ? I only recognize one fella

[@order66ed20]

Warmode gotta be the best podcast on the planet, it's with Billy, who is Matt's brother, and their friend Spud

[@maybemike512]

War mode is #2 imo. Mssp gotta stay on top. I only listen to those 2

[@PigBenis_]

Stuff island #3

[@dam7196]

@@order66ed20I always thought Spud was their brother who was adopted. Is he not a McCusker?

[@juanv.1738]

The intro cracked me up knowing Matt made that. Lmao

[@fumewahfter]

Crawls out of sleep tent, wrestles naked with dogs, jams on a synth, writes his reflections, repeat.

[@chillard3913]

Oh fuck I’m cryin from the intro

[@thernius4284]

The outro was even worse lmao

[@wisterV]

MC McClucker in the MF haus!

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

I actually thought it was pretty good 😂

[@davidconcepcion5082]

The flight logs just dropped damn what a time capsule 😂

[@wyattearp585]

Bill and Spud are absolute artists when it comes to getting me fuming about pedos. War Mode 4evr.

[@breakercassidy6946]

War Mode, Dadmeat, Lil Stinkers, YFI, Oral Presentations, Cumtown, Matt and Shane and AYG have gotten me through the past two years of the the Covid dumpster fire.

[@WeShareTheSameAir]

Finna smokebox dem fumes

[@BigFlounk]

Mullen and Spud on a podcast would be incredible.

[@davidperez5089]

First name?

[@tylerclaird]

i feel like mullen is too smart and generally only speaks in facts. Spud kinda spews bullshit

[@naylik2562]

@@tylerclaird I don't think Mulldog take himself that seriously that he would consider himself "too smart" for these kind of conversation. I mean I love Mullen but his podcast is called cumtown with co-host stavros hackias ffs ain't exactly the peak of human genius

[@itchscratch]

@Nick Gerr Isnt he a millionaire now

[@Poliswag7]

I cant even find the mullen episodes

[@garyisfat]

bills one of the funniest dudes i ever heard we need more content with these 4

[@Pruane35Forever]

"if you smoke enough crack you just become a GTA character"

[@taylorthecurator]

IDK why these War Room eps keep recycling in my feed, but they're so funny I almost always just let it play again. I've heard each one at least twice by now.

[@rakim126]

The trick is waiting long enough to forget what was discussed

[@turtlemcfardleton8104]

Shout out billy and spud

[@andrewwrobel6373]

Billy- I don't have anything dude..your obsessed with me Lmao

[@redkingoldhero38]

where we at timewise

[@redkingoldhero38]

@@eliving4 yes that is the timestamp of what we're quoting

[@mikemac8559]

Damn the drake comments around 20 min aged well lol

[@joefatso111]

Was surprised Shane was so based here, considering his drake stanhood

[@NikCasto]

Billy and Spud are legit funnier than most comedians today 😂

[@9chilidog]

100 percent right about the 35 year old waitresses.

[@1der607]

27:38 is unreal when Matt’s circuit breaker malfunctions and he completely changes the topic to getting rid of “slavey” jobs 😂

[@jakeybball]

Matt at like 35 years old calling his father “daddy” is killing me

[@CraftyLemons]

I am really glad guys like these exist and can speak on things in way better detail than i ever could. I hope more ppl realize "conspiracy theorists" are nothing more than deep critical thinkers that understand history and how it repeats itself.

[@lw3894]

There is nothing better than doing coke in a bathroom and walking out to the bathroom attendant smiling and giving you a thumbs up 👍 They are always the coolest dudes in the world

[@rougeegamer98]

1:28:00 I was like 8 when "I am Legend" came out and my dad took me to see it...I cried the whole walk home because my sister kept on saying she could see people running in the dark. So every time the light lamp ended I just cried and sprinted to the next one... Shane and I were psychologicallly dominated by our older sisters 🤣

[@Desechannsl]

War mode was ahead of the curve on mewing

[@JacksExoticReptiles]

I wish they made a new podcast with the four dawgz. It would be lit🔥

[@breezyk0802]

1:15:15 “bc that’s all their little brains can handle”😂😂

[@P_steez]

Holy shit spud goes tf off in the Matt and Shane collabs

[@P_steez]

This might be an all time pod performance by spud

[@MilesWilliams88]

I'm listening to MSSP from the beginning. I know Spud and Billy eventually start a pod. I'm pumped to listen to it too. They're hilarious!

[@P_steez]

@@MilesWilliams88 man I wish I was in your position discovering the MSSP/warmode/stuff island

[@MilesWilliams88]

@@P_steez It's been a God send haha. MSSP completely ruined other podcast for me. Easily the best one I've ever listened to. Started listening to them a few months ago.

[@Copt774]

Roast out and shrivel on the vine like all the rest of the waitresses lol

[@vax5708]

14:43 Laugh explains everything

[@bmbterps]

Not gonna brag, i fought a black guy

[@cracklee3390]

Perfection

[@darraghmcalinden5217]

Fuck yeah! Crack Lee is an MSSP DAWG! Crackle crackle boss, keep dishing out the vids!

[@rileyontheroad]

Billy is my role model 😂

[@jwilliams1642]

This is the best 2 hours of podcast of all time.

[@tedgallegos6512]

The spirit of the Simposium

[@ThedeadlyOG]

This is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[@keithfissel1884]

Shane 34:08 … “you’re gonna get spud going.” 😆

[@ghoulbby]

34:00 lmao everyones reaction "woah woah"

[@robswole1164]

This pod episode aged pretty well in 2024

[@user-ci8qs2oc1b]

Shane is actually trying to be Hollywood here and keep the podcast tame before getting canned

[@onlineidssuck]

A vain attempt but a valiant one none the less 🫡

[@whitejeansreal]

Cool assessment dog

[@OurBlackFriend]

49:40 Lol Billy fucking slays me

[@sno-cone6052]

Shane's "oh, no" at 14:50, fucking lol.

[@4deeeef]

Listening to the right after seeing Matt as the bike cop in tires😭😭 if only they knew

[@SpongetteWilliams]

brown lung lol

[@IntermittentStabbing]

Quick maffs/ 300 3x a day = 900$ perdayjack/ 900x365 days = 328,500$/ let's say he started recruiting teenie Jackie's at 30 sitting on a billy and died at 50, 328k x 20 = 6.5million he would've spent on handies from the girl scouts

[@1der607]

This ep is all time

[@OurBlackFriend]

Wow, what a great podcast!

[@multicoloredwiz]

I walked in here and I said wow what a great podcast

[@LateNightRewrites]

​@@multicoloredwizyou've got a dog for a wife Ted

[@dal.890]

love when I find a new one I havent heard lmao "just here to suck"

[@taxesrtheft]

Love the Dawgs calling out 4 years ahead of drake

[@GaryOfthegardens]

Spud is the man

[@sendtome157]

craziest shit ive ever heard is spud taking a shot at “dudes raised by single moms” lmaoooo

[@LateNightRewrites]

Tobe fair if anyone could speak on it, it'd be him

[@diamondstrancend]

I’m going to listen to this again

[@ChuckChizzle320]

I love going back and listening to pods a few years later, when shits REALLY fell apart, and the truth about all these nut jobs come out.

[@handydan6273]

That Drake bit aged so well😂

[@fliptophiphop1894]

It's all gonna hit the fan come Monday, we don't know which Monday but. ......

[@johnjohnjohnjohn921]

Were you like a young Galileo testing out the strength of black guys heads😂😂😂

[@USSamazazing]

if a base cabinet hits me in the head from a story up, im going into a hard stumble immediately. Bill is lucky he had such a tough dawg beneath him that day.

[@schlumpert]

white trash Jurassic park is the funniest name for Florida ever

[@JokakixGalido]

"Wow. You're like Robinhood for something stupid." LMAO

[@ezemarkel]

ngl billy is right, the bros kinda do suck at fighting

[@SweetTreets-c1t]

That “statutory rape express” bit is fuckin hilarious lmao

[@petersamra9828]

Lol the kenworth kid!!

[@davidarcher7158]

the best cast

[@Justakid1150]

This might be top 5 hottest casts and I’m 12 minutes in

[@garrett020614]

god damn you heard shanes anger when billy said “one less”😭😭😂

[@garrett020614]

rewatching im pretty sure it was spud ahaha

[@matthewhughey4777]

@@garrett020614he was really scared of losing SNL at this point

[@itsandy11]

Immediately RIP to all headphone dawgs

[@scottt5181]

1:25:29 Masvidal vs Askren That s**t was crazy I remember that

[@davidcagle920]

Such a shame masvidal hasnt done a thing since but lose fights

[@chrisupchurch2884]

Super necessary

[@alexbrettmann8399]

The real elites

[@sillysissyphus4877]

Renfields as in Dracula. Good reference brother

[@Tommyyy23]

Mewing in 2019 confirmed

[@dillionwade8755]

Praying over the synth beat is fucking funny asf

[@HYPERBOWLER]

I just caught up on all of warmode. Is this the origin?

[@RadioDAWGZ]

kzbin.info/aero/PLc_cXArusJxTVMCiWbVzYVfjhe1DDtEfL

[@Giovanni-nj1xo]

Pretty much this and the patreon after #118 titled Billy & Spud Seek Revenge on Haters.

[@DissentingDogLevi]

Oh shit dundalk guy is real

[@gagaface26]

Yo cumtown RULES DUDE

[@DJShaferScott]

im fucking gay for war mode

[@rakim126]

Spud QBing this thing like a young flutie

[@Max-zr7hr]

Matt MC luster strikes again

[@crackdamon331]

11:59 Missed the “Raw Meat” joke

[@ssjJR1]

19:35 Matt predicted drake😂

[@tapset]

Matts outro and intro 😂

[@doodoo66]

Yeah. That dude was definitely from around there.

[@BookerT69]

This was fuckin glorious

[@sage1682]

Matt McLuster

[@JordanTwardy]

Did Billy come up with the slur simp in this podcast? Dudes a trailblazer

[@KGN215]

Vagaina helps economically - Spud

[@norlos2277]

Was that the masvidal cheal fight?

[@Bobbobness]

They called drake mssp hits AGAIN

[@clintonmallard8447]

51:30 😂 Spud what was that

[@alexlynch1674]

Great pod

[@TheTokyoPartners]

1:32:33 😂😂 jumanji in boston

[@wheelz_khalifa]

Shaman dubstep call it shaman step😮

[@seedofbayne.]

Oooo Billy and spud, poor guys. If only they knew then what we know now.

[@wayde187]

My infantry u it was deployed to Haiti for the earthquake and my buddy accidentally elbowed bill Clinton in the head in the shower trailer 😂

[@chrisk1180]

Spud is King

[@nicklambros6873]

Shout out the kentworth kid

[@gasslighterr]

Billy with a heater of a comment, 1:36:25

[@matthewclaiborne229]

1:09:14 bill 😂😂😂😂

[@dillionwade8755]

1:00:21 “oholy god pray for our spuds

[@ruebenllongoria836]

Oh shit. Mike Alstott is just skinnier shane

[@ZeusGExactly]

Kendrick listened to this on release