Matt Rife needs a wife

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[@tanningandtarot]

Hottest thing any dude has said “I want someone who feels like home”

[@afancymime]

And it's so true! Having that connection with someone is so special.

[@Dragnold]

Almost every other guy thinks like this. Well, exceptions are there for those who don't

[@Dragnold]

@@Nobodies-ghost nah, not every

[@nannielson7790]

This guy is just so genuine. That or he deserves an Oscar for his performance. I think it's sincere tho.

[@allysonw7585]

Said he wants a "rock", that's admirable in this day and age

[@tabithajohnston3876]

THAT.. my girls, is a Man with Morals. Can we give a shout out to his Momma, she did great! 👌💝

[@RmonK2000]

True males like that are so rare. Nowadays they're just cheap manwh*res wanting to be picked from the streets

[@karleighrock593]

Preach!! We need more men like him

[@kayladonnrichardson7384]

This has nothing to do w his momma. This is his personality.

[@viviangod_win]

@@kayladonnrichardson7384faxx!!. Idk why people shout out parents without knowing their situation or the individual 🤷🏻‍♀️ makes absolutely no sense

[@fixyourlife]

It was his grandpa who raised him

[@jackrooker2354]

This guy knows exactly what he’s doing lmao

[@priesttrash6338]

As a regular guy seeing the girls comment is kinda hilarious frfr 😂

[@IloveKurtCobain-z5k]

Yep- very calculated. I don't fall for that stuff.

[@justasnowball]

@@IloveKurtCobain-z5k I dont't think he's lying, but he does know exactly what hes doing lmao

[@brokenbrad6182]

​@@IloveKurtCobain-z5kWhat is he doing?

[@ratbastardratbastard5910]

Right, bros literally said he's been friends with plenty of girls just to sleep with them 😂. Saw that short yesterday. If he didn't care about hooking up then I don't see why he'd need to go through all that.

[@brittneyrhodes3605]

Seriously it’s so refreshing to see people wanting to get married and not screw around with countless numbers of people. I hope he finds a woman who is his true equal ❤❤❤

[@SandiegoRockstar]

He's not looking for this modern concept of equality. He's looking for a traditional lifestyle.

[@user-nj1zu2nf1x]

Lol he's f***** everyone he possibly could at this point That's how he arrived to this conclusion. Women are so delusional

[@Mjh1234]

​@@SandiegoRockstarپ

[@ThomasakaDes]

I don't want to get married, but I do want long term still. To heck with marriage, scam of a thing. If marriage is what you have to use to show someone you love them, then you're doing something wrong.

[@sayaligirnar5285]

​@@SandiegoRockstarwell equality doesn't always mean financial or career wise. It's also being on same page about emotions, maturity, what you want from life etc. Equality can also be in thinking process and how you view the world

[@nicgin3945]

If Elijah wood and Cillian Murphy had a child .. it would be this guy

[@blueanima8623]

wow good point. I did not see that before you pointed it out, now I can't unsee...

[@johnsonnguyen3114]

Ummmm how is that possible??? Would this mean they both "shot" in a girl (as matt rife would say) and sperm genese mixed up and out Matt was the result of the two dudes.. Lol Im was thinking Natascha McElhone and Cillian Murphy popped out child :) not dude and dude popped out a child :) lol

[@paunaic5460]

@@johnsonnguyen3114 It's just a form of speech :)

[@aprilmorgan9807]

Facts!!!

[@kiamccoy7372]

Wow. So true!!! 😂

[@at_3126]

“I don’t just sleep with a bunch of girls” says the guy who had multiple relationships at the same time 😂😂😂😂 so proud of Brooke for putting the story out there lol

[@TheLostKing47]

He wasn’t in multiple relationships at the same time and Brooke didn’t put shit out there😂😂😂😂

[@HeatherWho11.10]

​​@@TheLostKing47once again, yes she did. And yes, he was. You need to watch the podcast before telling everyone they're wrong

[@at_3126]

@@TheLostKing47 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheLostKing47]

@@HeatherWho11.10 Again, no she didn’t. You need to follow your own advice before being a hypocrite

[@kayleemoralez]

@@TheLostKing47but she did tho lol

[@rossellafarrugia7395]

Matt, I'm sure you have millions of wife applications coming at you now haha

[@beccakallaus7306]

Facts lol 🙋‍♀️

[@rossellafarrugia7395]

@@beccakallaus7306 hahahaahah he needs a team so they can start reviewing the applications lol

[@jdiigiii]

You definitely one of em 😂

[@rossellafarrugia7395]

@@jdiigiii I think you want to be 🤣🤣

[@criscris428]

@@rossellafarrugia7395 I seriously wanna be part of the review team. maybe we can find a good one for ourselves too lol.

[@dianasmith897]

He was already so damned charming. This is almost too much charm lol. He’s so adorable.

[@lornegreen6755]

You’re ONLY saying this bc he’s attractive and famous. Less famous men and less attractive men been saying this

[@fusuyreds1236]

​@@lornegreen6755She didnt say other guys dont say this, shes saying that this guy saying it enhances his appeal.

[@xUseTheForks]

Please if he wasn't famous and you saw him you wouldn't care lol

[@queencum]

tee hee

[@Noelia.pleyad]

@lornegreen6755 you're so damaged. Get a therapist

[@mack1949]

Brooke Schofield is cackling rn

[@Angelicaaal]

I am not here for sleeping with people🙄🫢😂🥸

[@TheLostKing47]

At your ability to read fake news? Yeah absolutely

[@ChloeSutherlin]

FRR

[@renthehag]

“I want someone who feels like home” melted my heart 🥺💖

[@MattRiffe-ne9ny]

Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤

[@sylwiaczarny5024]

​@@MattRiffe-ne9ny So rare to hear from men such words ❤

[@njtab5981]

Looking at your username, you'll probably eat that guy 😂

[@emilybeaulieu999]

This is a total illusion. You can't expect another person to fill that need. You can only create it for yourself

[@jacquelinekurceba250]

@@njtab5981 have you ever been married?

[@msmariapaula23]

I have not heard this often, to be honest! It's refreshing and have so much respect and admiration for a man with morals 👏 👏

[@fastcrxzc]

Ive got the same morals and whenever i say this to people they usually think im gay after i say these things. Where are the women like you that feel this way?! My good friends mom thought i was gay because inwasnt hooking up with women left and right and when i finally found someone at the time, thats when she came out and said "im so glad you found a girlfriend i thought you were gay!" 🤦

[@corriebelle]

​@@fastcrxzcyou're not the problem. Please just need to mind their business and keep their unsolicited opinions to themselves.

[@nipseyhus6716]

@@corriebelle😅

[@user-ii4tf8oy9g]

What are you talking about?? I heard this a hundred times from Hollywood people, of course they are going to say that on camera. And a lot of the people who said that end up in scandals. I like Matt so I hope not but it’s not the first time people saying this

[@davidtaylor8645]

Ehh I think this is honestly most guys like 85-90% you just don’t hear it from extremely attractive guys probably. Most normal guys don’t like to sleep around for no reason

[@Jenna_Phillips1122]

Thanks Brooke for clarifying he’s lying through his teeth

[@Angelicaaal]

😂😂🎉

[@Heisienburg]

through his fake teeth.. ironic..

[@HB-er7pq]

Fake teeth

[@hounddog315]

Who is brooke? Lmao

[@TheLostKing47]

Thanks Jenna for clarifying that you’ll believe anything on the news

[@Asigedge]

The type of men who should do podcast.

[@Hornycavil]

What are you talking about?? I heard this a hundred times from Hollywood people, of course they are going to say that on camera. And a lot of the people who said that end up in scandals. I like Matt so I hope not but it’s not the first time people saying this

[@MattRiffe-ne9ny]

@@Hornycavil Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤

[@gillymac9363]

​@@HornycavilDiscernment. He's clearly not a f*ck boy you can't fake your vibration.

[@PinskyKyaroru]

I love he has high standards. I dont care if I particularly meet them, I just find that extremely hot

[@bish09]

How do you fund him?

[@KJab21512]

@@bish09 right here, right now. Views and comments for algorithm dummy.

[@frostfang1]

Yea, support more men having "high standards" but like...this way. Not "I need my men to be at least six feet tall" or "my girl needs these measurements and I have a list of motherly duties I need her to do for me" type shit.

[@tromboner6061]

motherly duties should be in one's standards. A good man will always want the best for his future kids

[@metamorphosislane222]

​@@tromboner6061Unless they don't want kids. Which, as a CF person, would make him MORE attractive. Definitely prefer a hot guy with a vasectomy over a hot guy with a kid(s).

[@soopjupiter]

this aged like a glass of milk on a sunny day

[@karleighrock593]

Matt: im looking to get wifed up !! Me : I volunteer as tribute 🙋‍♀️

[@rifatherapper]

Same girl same 😩

[@siddhantchavan1370]

not with that huge ass forehead

[@snehachattoraj4819]

You have to be older than him though by atleast 10 years..... 🙂😳

[@karleighrock593]

@@snehachattoraj4819 im well aware that he’s typically interested in women who are 30-40 years old and I’ll probably never meet him IRL . He’s still really hot and funny .

[@irismedina3405]

❤ I want apply to. I would be a great intern and want to be hired to be Matt's wifey 😉

[@alexmccostlin8897]

This aged well 💀

[@TheLostKing47]

It did💀

[@make.it.happen.]

Wdym?

[@TheLostKing47]

@@make.it.happen. They’re insinuating a bunch of bullshit that supposedly makes him look bad when it’s mildly suggestive evidence at best

[@Colbzz]

Hell yeah brotha. Time for men to start having standards!

[@mionaa1021]

As a woman i love this!! One day if i have a son i am gonna make sure to teach him to respect not only others but himself too and to pick a full package girl, cause he isn’t gonna deserve any less!!!

[@rrai-]

Bar is too low

[@crystalm3th573]

Nobody stopped men from having standards. Men are the ones indulging in hook up culture more than women. Nobody judged y’all either. It’s a choice made by you guys. Infact women would love it if rather than being swept up in that lifestyle, men had standards and goals and wanted to settle down.

[@user-qj2cq4dv3k]

⁠@@crystalm3th573literally back wards only a few select men get to partake in todays hook up culture women are the ones that choose

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

​@@crystalm3th573 I don't think this is entirely the scope of things. Women, as of late as far as I've seen, very much wanna sleep around (to which I say do your thing 21) 1st to 'enjoy life before settling down' that has also blown the issue up a lot.

[@salbellajr]

Having a good father figure is super important

[@JadedKate]

But his dad shot himself when he was 1.

[@TrenC21]

@@JadedKate His grandfather played a massive part in his upbringing, he passed away like a year ago

[@MattRiffe-ne9ny]

@@TrenC21Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤

[@Cheekymeerkat]

@@MattRiffe-ne9nyomg!!! The real Matt Riffe! So grateful to be in your presence!!! 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

[@RedMixRecords]

Jesus don't be so gullable

[@meleeanndee]

His standards are so high he had seven girls in the same time line

[@nfitz11]

This is classic. "I don't just go out on the road and sleep with everybody" note every girl he's slept with on the road feels special

[@NAConen]

Yeah wait and listen to all the firsthand accounts that come rolling in. 😂

[@kirasussane1556]

😂😂😂😂

[@davina27629]

😂😂 My thoughts too

[@leannemitchell9821]

That's sweet. Can't wait for him to find someone awh.

[@user-cx1ng3eb7e]

Thanks for your love and support

[@WinterM-hr3xv]

He has she gorgeous like model pretty

[@vanessawagan7686]

I can just picture him making his future wife laugh all day! 🤣🥰

[@MattRiffe-ne9ny]

Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤

[@suzannarobitaille9344]

he sounds like such a romantic kind of man, that is the sweetest thing I"ve heard and coming from the heart.

[@MattRife-b6i]

@Suzanna You all are the damn best. I'm honored to have the kind of support that you show me, thank you. How are you doing it is nice meeting you here btw

[@najlaa1199]

@@MattRife-b6imatt came to saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 we love you here i have wife for you came and meet her Please google saudi arabia i know u know nothing about it ,, being to usa i study in Ny and i also study in Alberta canada Saudi Arabia is nothing like that every one happy here i mean look at cristiano ronaldo i am not saying stay forever but u should visit us pleas .. it will be amazing if u said yes , have show here how about that ? I can ask Minister of Entertainment to talk to your agent

[@jenicefindley]

Awe, I hope Matt finds an awesome wife. Marriage is a beautiful thing. ❤

[@MattRiffe-ne9ny]

Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤

[@AshErin8304]

@@MattRiffe-ne9ny Knock it off 🙄

[@Cosmos273]

He is fking a hot actress.. u dont worry about it

[@suhaylahsaeed]

Every man deserves his peace away from the chaos.

[@Iamhere829]

Yeah, every person does..

[@jigglygrandmama]

@@Iamhere829 Na, some definitely don't because they give chaos and abuse, most good people deserve it though

[@angelaspaczynska2878]

This aged well ' I dont want to hook up' saying this shit while having 7 other girlfriends and hooking up 🤣🤣😳

[@TheLostKing47]

Except he didn’t do any of that🤣🤣😳

[@HeatherWho11.10]

​@@TheLostKing47this is so laughable now that you're replying to everyone telling them they're wrong when you have NO IDEA what you're talking about 😂😂 it should be clear to you by now that there's an episode you missed when there is multiple different people saying the same thing. Brooke even said how dumb she felt for saying all that nice shit about him publicly once she found out what he did to her

[@TheLostKing47]

@@HeatherWho11.10 This is so laughable. It’s so clear you’re wrong and you still think you’re right😂😂😂

[@TheLostKing47]

@@HeatherWho11.10 It should be clear by now that she never said anything mean about him

[@TheLauraVEffect]

​@@HeatherWho11.10I think that that person is special, hun. ❤

[@DLK-UnME]

Everything he said was so lovely, really. I hope he truly finds that because whatever you're going thru in life, good or difficult, all of it is so much better, beyond words when you're with the person that is your home.

[@MattRiffe-ne9ny]

Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤

[@DLK-UnME]

@@MattRiffe-ne9ny Washington State🩷🧡

[@user-ws1ec5ej9z]

@@MattRiffe-ne9ny I'm Liz from Leesburg, VA... thanks for responding to my comment, didn't expect that ... made me smile 😊

[@SGTamberpleasant]

Love the standards/morals!! "Someone who feels like home" is the dream! Where do I apply!? Lol

[@Hornycavil]

Ehh I think this is honestly most guys like 85-90% you just don’t hear it from extremely attractive guys probably. Most normal guys don’t like to sleep around for no reason

[@_Megan4321]

And the group chat has determined that was a lie....

[@NinaMeenra]

😂

[@milkyway-in7ff]

I didn't think I could love him anymore ❤ and he turns around and says this!! His parents did a great job!!

[@MattRiffe-ne9ny]

Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤

[@GobboBex]

Where did he say his parents did a great job....that's BS...I'd anyone knows his history...also that has to be a fake Rife commentung a thanks for support reply.

[@Soleylou]

He’s either the worlds best player or one of the sweetest guys on earth. Hope he finds someone his age that wants exactly the same as him. I can see him being a brilliant husband & father 🥰

[@cheesedoosh]

Yeah but them kids are in for a treat. Id hate to have a dad who was a comedian lol. Imagine getting your ass beat and then he proceeds to roast tf outta you while making the rest of the family bust up laughing lmao

[@teamojesusss]

​@@cheesedoosh🤣🤣🤣😭👌🏻

[@5050TM]

He's hot and famous. Doesn't really need to lie to get laid lol

[@j.g5934]

Nah he's a Virgo like me. We love women who have high standards and are not the center of attention (LEO) we want peace like when we are at home, hence why he said at the end, CHAOS are what we hate.

[@susankeith326]

He is pretty vocal about liking older women. Someone his age isn't likely.

[@caitlinfrugoli2946]

Aw! Good for him. This world needs more guys in the media demonstrating character like this.

[@chalkiemoo]

I can think of a 46 year old woman who makes great chocolate chip cookies.

[@renayarnold8295]

He just makes me forget about all the trash that's out here and that there was only one real man that is him cut my right arm off to just hold his hand with the left hand of course

[@angelicasworld7085]

I remember her on that one show lol

[@Boundyy]

@@renayarnold8295 HUH?

[@josev7417]

If he has high standards, I don't think he wants someone who's on only fans.

[@iLoveTheBamx]

​@@Boundyydon't do drugs kids lol

[@Renate.Maria.999]

Now THIS is a high value man 🎉

[@MattRiffe-ne9ny]

Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I truly appreciate your love and support hope you don't mind okay

[@Hornycavil]

You all women better take notes because the type he wants (basically everyman type) is rare in modern manhating bossbabe women nowadays.

[@bubbles261]

@@Hornycavili just think y’all scare away any actual decent humans because you’re constantly spewing hate about women Like constantly And even if it’s true garbage, good people don’t do that so they’re not going to get with people who are If that makes sense

[@Renate.Maria.999]

@@Hornycavil media has brainwashed you, most women aren’t like what the podcaster boys tries to make you believe they are.

[@illidelphian1508]

@@MattRiffe-ne9nylmaooooooo

[@emilyjohnson1516]

THIS AGED WELL😂😂

[@krisw.5025]

One of the most mature answers I have ever heard, come out of a man’s mouth!❤

[@MattRiffe-ne9ny]

Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I truly appreciate your love and support hope you don't mind okay

[@MattRiffe-ne9ny]

@@skylinesteel7664 I hate a situation whereby someone doubt my personality and my identity... and I'm telling you exactly who I am I don't really understand why you have doubt about me...

[@Hælos.Ezequiel]

What a real high value man looks like. Boys take notes

[@chriz97]

The notes a) be a millionaire b) Have a high status.. But the sad thing is he doesn't want a ugly gold digger like you. 😂😂

[@CRWeaventure]

What a mature mindset about dating looks like. Take notes ladies

[@Hælos.Ezequiel]

​@@CRWeaventure never actually thought abt it from a male perspective, but now that I am, girls* y'all take notes too!

[@Hornycavil]

@@Hælos.Ezequiel You all women better take notes because the type he wants (basically everyman type) is rare in modern manhating bossbabe women nowadays.

[@1saamor897]

@@Hælos.Ezequielmost of us don’t need to :) y’all just attracting the wrong ppl ❤

[@Abby-ib7dz]

Lol watching this after seeing cancelled today… sociopath behavior

[@andreaklima1042]

That is so sweet. You sir are going about being in a relationship the right way. Thank you for saying this, hopefully other's will recognize that this is the real goal.

[@jovescoves6941]

“I just wanted to clarify for the public” has real “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” energy (but honest, this time lmao)

[@brilliant_stories]

It’s just heartbreaking to sleep around honestly. It feels so hollow. Just chasing the desire for validation.

[@fulltang85]

This poor man is going to have so many girls throwing themselves at him he's got so much BS to weed through, I don't blame him for being picky. Most people are trash. Good for him for having standards and knowing what he wants.

[@iLoveTheBamx]

Yep!

[@loriholman9071]

Love that he knows what he wants and needs! Success is not his everything.. it is what he does for a living. His Mom did a great job! Smart, Funny, Brave, and knows what he wants at a young age! Wishing him only the best! Love his stand up!

[@And-vm5ms]

This didn't age well since he has been shown to be a player.

[@lauramarie3478]

Just when I thought I couldn’t love this guy any more then I already do, he does this…seriously, are you human? 😍

[@tubblestop414]

Yeah because that's appealing to your female lizard brain instincts. It arouses you and appeals to your female instincts. It's just as empty as a guy that screws around a lot.

[@AnastasiaVPea]

He said: "I have the highest standards". This is the red flag. Beware.

[@charlesjenkins989]

@@AnastasiaVPea I guess you would have preferred for him to say he has the lowest standards.

[@AnastasiaVPea]

@@charlesjenkins989 I prefer people to be humble, adequate, and realistic. Low standards mean no self-esteem. So called "highest standards" are a signal of narcissism and arrogance.

[@bighugenews]

@@AnastasiaVPea😂

[@merconomics3726]

Is exactly what a player would say 😂 I know, I used to do it to. “I’m just ready for a relationship, someone to grow with.” Works almost every time 😂

[@LiannaLovelle]

I was literally thinking this too 😂

[@loribanks1515]

Which sure, but the dude is famous and insanely hot, he doesn't really need to throw lines out like that to get chicks. Not a slag against you, just saying he doesn't really need to say that so why bother

[@jend995]

😂😂 damn I was enjoying not getting there on my own until I read this 😢

[@fran791]

​@@loribanks1515he id mid asf looks like an 18 year old pot head

[@fran791]

Being deceptive and a liar is not a flex

[@FFSammie]

As a toddler mom who genuinely doesn't look at Matt in a "sexual way", this guy is 100% the dream son to have imo. He's so precious and good. 😍

[@peggyfindit]

You stay strong, Matt. You keep looking for that wifey and you’ll find someone who feels like home.❤

[@jacquelinee4943]

I love him. I wish all guys were like this. It shows how sweet and genuine he is. And hillarious on top of that :) go matt!!

[@hereforthecomments258]

Except for the small fact that you have ZERO idea who he is lol. He's saying what every guy will tell women haha. Modern women are so gullible when they're attracted to a guy. They'll help him make up the lies and then be like, he just...switched. Hahahahaha. Wow.

[@jacobbridges9075]

Most of us are like that. We just don’t look like him.

[@MattRiffe-ne9ny]

Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤

[@MBB94]

Meanwhile: have’s 7 situation-ships / relationships simultaneously before his now girlfriend (fingers crossed he’s not doing the same to her)

[@flex91995]

Damn. I just want to be friends with this guy now lol. Wholesome

[@flex91995]

@@27short damn, he just assumed my sex

[@mss11235]

Don't fall for this, you doofuses. He is saying all of this PRECISELY so that he can then make his next jzz-bank feel special before making a deposit.

[@iLoveTheBamx]

​@@27shortfrrrr

[@iLoveTheBamx]

​@@flex91995😂😂

[@iLoveTheBamx]

​@@mss11235LITERALLY THIS LOL maybe I just have trust issues lmao but I 100% wholeheartedly believe this lol esp after seeing how seedy guys are and how manipulative they can be (ofc so can girls too) and after his standup talking about being friends w a girl to get in their pants and talking about hookups etc 😅😂 don't trust this hooooooo 😂 esp when he has so many girls flinging themselves at him, most men will indulge in that because it's in their nature to be h0rny all the time and seek pleasure. So they can breed and spread their seeds. Yaaaay genetic/species instinct

[@lifebyjo3999]

I honestly feel exact same way. My relationships are so valuable. I can’t imagine just plowing through different people with little to no connection

[@maar9494]

Riiiiiiight, Brooke would definitely say otherwise 😅

[@mandilake9227]

Matt is such a sweetheart, I pray he finds the right girl.

[@debrahunter6035]

Good for you Matt.Wise words from a young person.I hope you find your special someone 🙏🏻

[@zeeinvest9473]

I knew to expect comedians to be very intelligent, but he really surprised me. Comedians are so stupidly intelligent, I forget the amount of self development and awareness it takes to even become one

[@jtcford]

This guy reminded me how my husband sees me as an anchor in a very busy world. Don’t get so busy you forget eachother.

[@cristianwithnoh2951]

I can't find the words to express how much I relate to everything he said...

[@asyablake]

For real. All of it.

[@lalacarroll431]

“I need a person that feels like home to me” is the sweetest thing ever! I think that’s what everyone wants in a partner ❤️❤️

[@user-cn9zj3tk6b]

I love the phrase ‘you trying to get ‘wifed’ up” just a great phrase that’s a little kinder of a question to Matt than just “you trying to find a wife”

[@Phoenix73377]

His Mom and Stepdad did a great job raising this MAN!!! I love his humor and the fact that he is so candid with his answers. His flow with the audience(when he does do crowd work), is amazing! I have not seen Matt live, yet! 😊

[@Ribirs]

He has such a personality, jesus. Amazing

[@caitlinkittylouallen7526]

Solid answer... im sure im not the only woman that hears this and thinks "I'd wife that!" 😏

[@user-cx1ng3eb7e]

Thanks for your love and support

[@LRey85]

You mean you’d husband that

[@user-bv1iz6kj8o]

Well he said he wants to be the wife so good luck with that

[@Hornycavil]

He knows you all trashy women, are only after his looks and popularity, so it's good for him to be peaky. After all, he is dating a model.

[@dzrvbtr39]

Not just proud of you but definitely proud of your mom. Hats off to her for teaching you morals. Soooooo very proud of who you are as a person. Don't change. 💯💜🙏

[@damarisfranco1954]

seeing this after the podcast with brooke and tana…. YIKES 😭this didn’t age well AT ALL🤣

[@tyleryurasits9352]

The comments on matts clips always kill me. Every other comedian, 90% dudes...matts, 98% females 😂

[@kitkat79az]

😂😂😂😂 spot on!!!! hahaha comedians are funny, but this video is especially hilarious 😂😂

[@AM-ln5oy]

Legally blonde moment: “Liar!” (Throws chocolates)

[@AndrewCooperr]

Respect. For some reason the social media culture has brain washed young men into thinking that being a man means being disrespectful to woman and having as much senseless sex as you can. I can tell you from first hand experience how much damage that has done to my outlook on sex in general now being married. It’s taken years to get out of the mindset that one woman can’t be enough for me, but in reality, have someone that’ll be there for you through everything is priceless.

[@abbzeh137]

I love that... Home is with a person, not a place

[@sarahburton8930]

What a comforting thing to say, I hope other men are taking notes, and woman as well. 😊

[@Hornycavil]

Ehh I think this is honestly most guys like 85-90% you just don’t hear it from extremely attractive guys probably. Most normal guys don’t like to sleep around for no reason

[@deenikki9690]

That just made him swoon worthy! He’s funny and wholesome ❤

[@fluorescentFrequencies]

This man is so handsome and then he speaks and I’m like 🥹❤️

[@isabella2513]

Based. I love him. Where’s the wife application 😂❤

[@prakhargupta3949]

You are going to have a lot of competition

[@user-cx1ng3eb7e]

Thanks for the love and support Isabella ❤

[@1972TJJ]

If you're not an older woman, then skip the app. He prefers older women.

[@Hornycavil]

He knows you all trashy women, are only after his looks and popularity, so it's good for him to be peaky. After all, he is dating a model.

[@toityb]

It's obvious with you flirting with all of the older women in the audience. You are such a doll. I LOVE IT!

[@jennifertrahan7594]

Good for you!! Having standards is awesome.

[@dannelle17]

A man who knows his audience

[@joemoon5656]

Haha are you being cynical there? 😂

[@-RyN-23]

Christina showed she was home, cool tshirt with cookies an killer beauty brains an she cared about a man she didn't know. Not to mention she naturally showed all the qualities without needing alot of words or actions

[@lanigirl01]

This kind of guy is what I've been looking for my entire life. Its a rough dating world out there. And ifs tiring. I want a person that feels like home as well.

[@pooblock4092]

He wants you

[@metamorphosislane222]

There are tons of guys who want codependent relationships out there. Don't give up, they are as plentiful as roaches.

[@mss11235]

Don't fall for this, you doofuses. He is saying all of this PRECISELY so that he can then make his next jzz-bank feel special before making a deposit.

[@Jake-yf9ky]

@@mss11235 To think that these clueless morons actually believe a COMEDIAN is telling the truth. 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@Hornycavil]

He knows you all trashy women, are only after his looks and popularity, so it's good for him to be peaky. After all, he is dating a model.

[@kyramoan6739]

Wouldn't it be WONDERFUL if more people had this mindset❤

[@Hornycavil]

Ehh I think this is honestly most guys like 85-90% you just don’t hear it from extremely attractive guys probably. Most normal guys don’t like to sleep around for no reason

[@caketoyourears6533]

Thank God Men like this still exist. Seriously it’s quite refreshing.

[@britmarie4859]

You can tell he’s truly a Midwest boy 🔥

[@Hornycavil]

Ehh I think this is honestly most guys like 85-90% you just don’t hear it from extremely attractive guys probably. Most normal guys don’t like to sleep around for no reason

[@nikirrae8495]

Not this man acting like he doesn’t have 100 ladies on the roster 😂

[@kitkat79az]

right? hahah he better be picky.!!! because he probably has a million to choose from !!

[@Hornycavil]

he knows those trash women are only after his his looks and popularity its a good for him to be peaky

[@Magalogica]

Can I just say how much I love having John Crist and Matt Rife in the same space? I honestly didn’t expect this meeting

[@Wazkyy]

He knows exactly what he's doing 😉

[@AnneettaLife]

This is the real kind of man who wants a healthy monogamous relationship. Not those fake podcast boys who claim they want traditional women but really they want to hit it and quit it.

[@Hornycavil]

Ehh I think this is honestly most guys like 85-90% you just don’t hear it from extremely attractive guys probably. Most normal guys don’t like to sleep around for no reason

[@tonitv9991]

“it’s just not…REALLY my thing,” meaning it kinda is 😭🤣

[@Noelbellstar]

That smile and his eyes say it all Godbless

[@rachelh2731]

He just became infinitely cuter ❤

[@MattRiffe-ne9ny]

Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤

[@cocobunnyable101]

This is literally such a relief to hear!! Stay true Matt, loving your vibr!! ❤

[@MattRife-b6i]

@You all are the damn best. I'm honored to have the kind of support that you show me, thank you. How are you doing it is nice meeting you here btw

[@JH-tv8zg]

This didn't age well...........

[@mariaguild2024]

Awww, my husband always tells me I am his "home" So sweet.

[@francinehoenner5369]

Nice to hear there are people that wanna the same thing as I do. Something stable that feels home. Well he is really skilled in using his words nicely. 🦋

[@jajamonyang9852]

And that's his other side. The genuine side. Interesting. 😏

[@ShawShank-kr9wq]

Lol the guy is a top tier level player, he would serial bang a lot of the models on wilding out, he knows who his audience is women, so he panders and says what they want to hear so they keep paying for tickets. Genuine 😂

[@SL-hq9mg]

​@@ShawShank-kr9wqI was wondering if he was pandering . Kinda weird hearing a man say "feel like home to me"

[@ginerschnitzel]

​@@ShawShank-kr9wqI don't know how you know any of that, but somehow I believe it more than I believe what's in this video

[@ShawShank-kr9wq]

@@ginerschnitzel congrats you’ re not a moron, but unfortunately also not an easy lay lol

[@Hornycavil]

He knows you all trashy women, are only after his looks and popularity, so it's good for him to be peaky. After all, he is dating a model.

[@Okay182]

He’s literally taking what women say they want and saying it so that he looks like a nice guy. Guarantee he gaslights women all day long lol

[@jonalynbaldoza5508]

Says the guy who said he no longer believe in a perfect relationship coz the girl he planned to marry broke up with him when he got caught cheating on her again. "She couldn't get over my mistake and broke my heart by leaving." Matt Rife

[@walterroux291]

This comment section be thirsty.

[@kitkat79az]

😂😂😂

[@lucianaromulus1408]

Well, hes a man with morals....thats a major turn on. Its how my bf got me 😊

[@MrShaiya96]

@@lucianaromulus1408what did he do exactly? “Morals”

[@lucianaromulus1408]

@@MrShaiya96 Matt is looking for a Wife and not interested in sleeping around

[@1972TJJ]

​@@lucianaromulus1408 "Anymore."

[@janeenguynn8810]

With the way women in his audiences throw themselves at this guy, if he isn't actually sleeping around, then I am mad impressed by his self restraint. May he find a woman whose self restraint equals his and who feels like home.

[@gillymac9363]

The more you know how available it is it loses its appeal more. It's actually really frustrating to have high standards and expect them to be met. Most ppl don't hold themselves accountable for their flaws or work on them. I find it hard to make friends with women even these days because they're sleeping with so many guys it disgusts me. I could have a lot of company if I dropped my standards, but I choose solitude these days.

[@BeautifullyBroken1022]

I admire the fact that Matt has no problem saying ( in front of other men) he wants a wife. I’m so tired of hearing certain comedians talk the way they do about women. It’s just so disrespectful. Good luck to you Matt, I hope you find the home you want ❤

[@nv1573]

“I want someone who feels like home” makes hearts melt until they understand it means: eating dinner, watching tv and not going out at all.

[@Hornycavil]

which is total opposite thing for of these manhating bossbabe women nowadays

[@kenny995]

You can still go out 😂 Me and my husband have our time with our friends and go out together. Your partner can feel like home and a fun adventure at the same time.